/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>office chair snaps in twain because of fatlus mode/leaning back a bit too far
>>hit head on bed frame, receive mild concussion
>>sit on the only other available chair, a 50 year old industrial use wooden deal
>>butt hurts
>>use pillow to make it a bit more comfortable
>>pillow now smells like butts
>>it was my only pillow
>>time for bed

[『五角场之無名氏』 No.]

Why are you using two brackets to quote?
And isn't this /v/ and /a/ style?

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like you're butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247481
Are you me? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247488

Yes.

Also, this is fight club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247481
>fatlus

Go to /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4247483
>fatlus mode
I wouldn't be surprised if this was copied and pasted directly from /v/.

Anyway, if it isn't, the obvious moral of the story here is to wipe your ass at least every once in a while.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247513

OH FUCK, GET OUT OF THERE MAN!

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[『五角场之無名氏』 No.]

Post the whole thing!

[Anonymous No.]

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[Anonymous No.]

God damn, my chair also snapped.
I used a pillow on an older four-legged chair to recover while shopping for a new chair.
It wasn't my only pillow.
I have good hygiene.

Tl;DR: Fucking OP, this could have been avoided.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

Goodnight sweet prince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247565
Why didn't the fire burn the blanket?
What's with the hebrew on the note?
Why didn't the OP prevent this?
Why is /jp/ so shitty?

Question we shall never know the answer to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247530
Should have ended here.

[『五角场之無名氏』 No.]

>>4247578
>Why didn't the fire burn the blanket?
After the fire, the setting became the artist's concept of the spiritual counterpart of this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247507

lol, I've actually done that. Luckily all I ever got was a hole in the sheet.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4247578
You might say the last letter is ה, but it really doesn't look like hebrew

[『五角场之無名氏』 No.]

>>4247627
no, he's right it says
טעתוזה

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247627

Jones confirmed for JEWS.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4247655
Sure doesn't look it from the image. ע,ת facing the wrong way, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247766

You suck at Jewrunes.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4247801
I really do, lol
Well, the easiest way to forget a language is to not use it for a decade or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247565
It says コンビニに行ってきます。

[Anonymous No.]

What does your butt smell like, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247818
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247836
Like roses, and I'm allergic to flowers

[Anonymous No.]

- Only one office chair
- Only two chairs available period
- Only one pillow
- Only one bed
- Only one butt

My God, you are like some sort of master failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247922
Why is he so tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247853

He's gone to the great konbini in the sky...