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>> No.42467749
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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The wild apophis uses its mammaries as an effective hunting weapon.

>> No.42467774
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Year of the Rabbit

>> No.42467790

is that Venefica from MGD? she's from something else originally?
any monster can do that, men are powerless after seeing jiggling boobies

>> No.42467797
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When's the year of the vampire? Huh? Why do they never get a year? They're more noble than any rabbit, or cow, or whatever else. Vampires deserve it the most. Nobles like them are above us mere peasants, after all.

>> No.42467811

What monster is most likely to try to seduce you via twerking?
Hard mode: no pyrow

>> No.42467816

propably ones with dumptruck ass, like trolls

>> No.42467825

>Mamono shouldn't have any PTSD
id imagine its a real problem for the ancient monsters that were from before the mass transformation, especially ones like kitsune where magic was their primary thing. the whiplash from suddenly going from monster on the inside to monster on the outside has to be rough. and even after finding a husband for stability there are probably some lingering mental issues like becoming extremely possessive out of fear of loss and reverting back due to it.
>be ancient fox from when monsters were still just monsters.
>thousands of years of magical training have made you an opponent worthy of fighting gods.
>but whatever, you just want to laze around.
>some people worship you for protection or something. you just come down from your shrine and occasionally fireball some "order" dudes that are trying to stop... something about mana and monsters. never really paid much attention since all you care about is the free tofu
>people fear you, and thats fine. other people means less time to be lazy. but just fending off these invasions is mind dumbingly easy so you dont care since tofu is involved
>while you are asleep, TRANSFORMATION!
>wake up
>flesh, not fur. flesh. you still have your tails, but they are comically oversized now. and for some reason you are PERFECTLY FINE with this. its very off-putting
>village down below needs help. god damnit, why now?
>go down there, biggest order invasion yet.
>quickly connect the dots between your new form and why they were raiding before.
>between this new revelation, what you did before, and what you think now the emotional weight is too much and you lose control of your magic.
>every female in the area is instantly foxed due to the surge of mana and the males become helplessly addicted to mofu.
>your last rational thought for the next few hundred years is "mofu? what does that even mean. it sounds like tofu but-", and the thought cuts off there as your mind shatters.
>the area around is unlivable due to the constant torrent of demi god tier magic that makes the land too unstable
>one day a hero comes along, wanting to "tame" you.
>try to fend him off because you dont want to hurt him, or worse he is probably a order knight here to put an end to you due to how evil you were.
>he just shrugs off every magic attack while you teleport around like a maniac to stay away from him.
>he lunges forward... for a hug
>the moment he holds on to you your mind, and the area around, are for once calm.
>it takes you a moment to process but when he lets go you almost instantly drop.
>the rain is your tears, you have long since lost the ability to cry. it starts of light but quickly becomes a deafening downpour.
>a few thousand years later and you are... pretty normal everything considered.
>your hero has remained by your side since he arrived.
>sometimes you still have those dreams, and sometimes you lose control and a few nearby plants vaporize or a storm starts.
>but its ok. as long as he is here, you can stay normal. the bad memories go away when he is nearby.
>he HAS to live.
>he has to...
>and you have the power to ensure NOTHING will threaten this existence.

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>> No.42467841
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what if your mg turned into a cow?

>> No.42467844

It's a commissioned piece, although technically she's just Nine the Phantom with rabbit ears.

>> No.42467845 [DELETED] 

New roleplay discord https://discord.gg/whEwxYrS

Yes we have non-trans women

>> No.42467846
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Please I can't handle snow leopard girls' cuteness

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Butt monkey

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why are they doing this, bros?
oh that's cool I hope it's not the developer wasting cash on this instead of new CGI, but that's awesome
there's tons of cute girls in MGD, that would do great in a vanilla doujin

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The Hills Have Eyes but with Mamano, Sister Mercury the Hellhound is gonna take you and start a family up in the wilderness and ain't no one gonna be able to find you.

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Cats are nocturnal

>> No.42467897

Because vampires aren't animals and werebats would be the ones deserving celebrations if there was year of the bat.

>> No.42467910
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You're looking for a new job and you find one at a popular local onsen. The pay is really good, you have to join monsters when they're using the facilities, and technically they're not allowed to do anything sexual to you. Technically. But also, every day before you start you have to drink a rejuvenation potion and you temporarily become a young boy (age 12 to 16 up to your taste).

Also, the onsen offers discounts to groups of monsters so expect having several customers at once from time to time.

Would you take the job?

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Imagine getting an audience with a lilim so that you can propose to her and when you are standing in front of her in the throne room she makes you jizz your pants with her aura as a joke.

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>> No.42467960

i'd run out embarrassed then propose to the kind older kiki who consoles me instead

>> No.42467971

I don’t know what the hell an onsen is so no

>> No.42467983

Fuck off

>> No.42467992

out of these three monsters, which is the better hopper
Mucus toad
Kangaroo gal

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>> No.42468008

>Kangaroo gal
Is kc will do draw kangooru?

>> No.42468020

No, that's not a work for mens. For faggots maybe

>> No.42468025

ya know thats my post ya taking and i say Ms flea

>> No.42468028

>I don’t know what the hell an onsen is
The fuck happened to these threads lol

>> No.42468033
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>Do this to a pharaoh
>Don't know she's already married
>"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, sweetie, but I'm already married."
>Stand their embarrassed and sad
>She whispers to her anubis adviser
>Anubis nods her head in agreement
>Anubis taps her staff against the ground in quick succession
>It makes a sound like human footsteps running on sand
>Within moments the ground begins to rumble
>Anubis casts a spell on the building
>A sandworm bursts through the ground below me but anubis' spell protects the structure
>Sandworm eats me and tunnels back into the sand
>Something, something, something.
>Live happily ever after with sandworm wife.

>> No.42468039

I want overprotective lilim wife.

>> No.42468042

>when you were only there to request seventeen dollars for a push broom rebristling but she took that as a marriage proposal.

>> No.42468056

/tg/fags happened

>> No.42468070

>want to have a cute wife to spend time on the sandy beach under the palms together
>be forced to live your life in a damp worm mouth, seeing no sun anymore
that's why I avoid the desert realm

>> No.42468089

I made a story catered to my interest. I enjoy all the desert girls. Sandworm, pharaoh, and anubis being the top 3 of desert girls for me. A life as a sandworm's "food" is paradise for me.

>> No.42468091

Bath houses.

You can think of it as like the Roman bathhouses.

>> No.42468123

you get into MGE but in aussie mge land
which monster would you go wtih?

>> No.42468236

Potagonists in MGE fics (generally) seem too flippant. It feels like in what's basically The Role Reversal Setting there should be some emotionally vulnerable men, but the most put off they ever get is angry. Love Magus_Anon to death, he's a good writer and does half the work for the MGE eng. writing community, but every time his protags get treated like shit, put in a life-threatening situation, or threatened with harm or rape etc. he's like
>ermm, wow, that lady is such a bitch
Instead of being, I don't know, scared or upset. The "just got ripped away from my home and forced to cohabitate with an aggressive mamono who's twice my size and can overpower me easily, so i'm going to be passive-aggressive at her for 15k words until i inevitably give in and marry her" thing makes the protag feel so unsympathetic. would it kill you to cry and piss your pants a little

>> No.42468246

Bunyip, i need to huff, puff and tame a fluffy noodle

>> No.42468267

i see that, i kinda want a story of a broken protag to be fixed bit by bit by a kind monster girl

>> No.42468289

What about RSanon, I havent read his stuff but people said it was good
Losenis and ironbeast are others I see brought up, But I'm not too sure who they're stories go.

>> No.42468291

Australian sandworm to travel the outback with

>> No.42468298

Or try to violently get rid of the fucking threat. The one with IT scolopendre who freeze his bank account made me mad. How can he tolerates it without :
a) leave everything behind and try somewhere else under the radar
b) lose it and rope himself when he realized that everything he had as been rob from him
c) come back and chase the fucking bug with whatever non lethal weapon he can get
Maybe it's just because i don't think like them at all but it's really annoying to see mens being passive aggressive little bitches. That's a women way to handle thing, not ours way

>> No.42468314

Beast didn't go as in depth as I'd like, but Kenneth in burning edge was an okay protag.

>> No.42468327

Take an order veterans who fought human to human war in the kind hands of a young kiki.
Ironbeast is top kino and my favorite vision of MGE, less rape, more honor and equal ground without any edgyshit.

>> No.42468330

idk about that edgelord shit, but christ, the oomukade one was annoying. such fantastic buildup: getting threatened and harassed, bank account frozen, then a picture of his friends sent back to him in a *very* clear threat - he drives back to his home and starts sobbing in his car in the garage out of fear - and then
>ah, i see you've made me a delicious homecooked meal. all is forgiven
genuinely what the hell was going on there

>> No.42468348

Didn't want to be edgy, my bad.
Because how can you finish this story with a happy ending otherwise?

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Imagine getting raped by a centaur.

Haha, horrible right?
I definitely don't want this to happen to me haha

>> No.42468372

That's fair - I guess I just wish it was a little rockier, more drawn out. I known anon doesn't want to spend a year of writing every little idea he has, but sometimes it feels like the Stockhold syndrome sets in 500 words after protag gets entrapped...

>> No.42468380

The only things I remember about Losenis's story is that chaos gods got involed and at one point Victoria was going to go maximum dark demon realm on a town and force the Male MC of the story to watch as she does it.

>> No.42468386

or a young man that was trained to be a child order soldier and acted as such until he finally snapped and ran away, is weary of everyone and everything and just runs to a monster to end it all

>> No.42468400

yeah quite a few times while reading various fics I had simmilar thoughts - monster girl or not, I would smack a bitch acting like that

>> No.42468419

Monstergirls can't rape you if you just say no.

>> No.42468422

Role reversal make things really annoying. I don't like it.

>> No.42468429

>Getting raped? Just say NO!
>Monster girls legally cannot rape you without your consent

>> No.42468446

you might just want to tailor your reading a little more then, friend. MGE lends itself well to role-reversal and a lot of the fags who write for it are into it
no shade for preferences, just don't stick your nose in a fic if it's likely you won't like what you find

>> No.42468455

it's not as much of role reversal, as much as acting like a bitch
imagine if a guy tried to court a girl, by taking her hostage and facing her with no choice, it wouldn't be romantic, it would be creepy as fuck

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>She asks constantly now
>In the end you hate rape her
>She still wins

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>> No.42468468

I know but I still like magus work even if most of the time I imagined an another ending. I'm like this otter eating watermelon. I should also try to write.
Yeah. Not really Eros friendly

>> No.42468478

Yes! This, exactly.

>> No.42468489

>It feels like in what's basically The Role Reversal Setting there should be some emotionally vulnerable men, but the most put off they ever get is angry.
It's literally the opposite, just about every story has the protagonist immediedly melt into a huge feminized submissive faggot on contact with a monstergirl no matter how much of a massive bitch she is. Probably every MGE story I've ever seen is either "ow the edge" or mentally deranged femdom faggotry.

>> No.42468512

Go read ironbeast.

>> No.42468534
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A kakuen keeps asking me for a banana even though I don’t have one, what should I do?

>> No.42468543

Slap her ass.

>> No.42468551

Ropu canonically has a PTSD and implied to be the OG baphomet who was eating kids, demanding gory sacrifices and stuff. She went on a rampage and the entire sabbath had to team up to hold her down and erase her memories which regressed her to simple doggy girl

>> No.42468562

Isn't that an invitation for wrestle-sex in kakuen language?

>> No.42468606

Tell me where or your dog alps and siths.

>> No.42468607

pull out a baloon with metalic plates painted on it and wiggle it menacingly
she most likely does not have any explosives on her and will run away

>> No.42468624

Maybe the problem it's you being a crybaby.
>or mentally deranged femdom faggotry
I thought we were past this after a decade of you people crying.

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>no cute dark brave elf to stalk you "in case you need protection"

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no need to be upset Anons, I'm sure everyone will find something for himself, let's end that topic and instead focus on thinking of the best way to prevent fockses from crawling out of your TV

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>Horses spend less than 3 hours a day sleeping
>Usually in a quick naps that take a few minutes
Hope you don't mind your centaur waif waking you up at 3am for some snu-snu when she got horny watching you sleep or watching a smutty romance show while you were asleep.

>> No.42468668

>smacks lips
why contain it?

>> No.42468669

that's easy. since i wrapped all my electronics (and my head) in tinfoil, i've stopped seeing the fockses

>> No.42468684

This, exactly this.

>> No.42468689

What do they do in the stables all night?

>> No.42468692

half of the girls in the MGE are oriented around femdom one way or another. maybe you should just read regular romance novels

>> No.42468695

They play horseshoes.

>> No.42468697

How do we solve he femdom problem?

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I have an ongoing work where the mc is a total selfish very goal oriented asshole, who is unliked by most mamono.

>> No.42468705

>go to sleep
>excited whinnies and stomping
Oh bother

>> No.42468711

cute, I bet they get all excited and do funny little horsie dances if they win

>> No.42468712

Now mix in gambling in the games and some alcohol. Imagine the fun

>> No.42468760

Almost 1 years without any updates tho. . .

>> No.42468771

don't forget the country music

>> No.42468805

>the horseplay has finally ended, try to get some shut-eye
>they start strumming their guitars and singing Ghost Riders in the Sky
I'm never sleeping in the loft again

>> No.42468824

Their tits were still bare and their hoofs were made of steel
Their asses were round and shiney and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of lust went through him as they thundered through the sky
Ghost Centaurs in the Sky

>> No.42468850

I'm a cowboy
On a Centaur wife I ride
I am wanted
Dead or alive

>> No.42468872

if it wasn't for snake tailed ho
I'd be married long time ago
where did you come from, where did you go
where did you come from snake tailed ho

>> No.42468882
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>Ain't nothin' an enchanted sword or glowy magic can do that a Colt can't do better

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>You gonna pull out your titties Ms Hellwan or whistle dixie?

>> No.42468943

don't date druella!

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>> No.42469136

The demon's art style reminds me of the guy who draws those argentine hellhound pics and the big buy with the beard and glasses. They're obviously different people, but that's what that art style reminds me of, a more polished version of the mge artist guy

>> No.42469163

no thats the same artist, anon.

>> No.42469189

Found the quote in the archive
>"I could break you. I could turn you into an incubus, make you my slave in both body and mind, and have you aid me as I march into your homeland with an army behind me... but I won't let you turn so easily. I will tear your nation apart, corrupt all I see in my path, and force you to watch. Then, when Nostrum is mine, I will see what to do you with you."

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A couple of ruthless predators in search of prey.

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>*muffled jiiiiii~ing coming from inside*

>> No.42469250

you will get super-raped

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>tfw getting lilim waifu just to cuddle

>> No.42469299

Disgusting. I hope this shit is not canon

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You are already fluffed.

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Man I wish. Instead I have to sleep in a cold bed every night, instead of a foxgirls warm, fluffy tail.

>> No.42469332

It's from losenis's story, and I don't know weath it's in the rewrite or not.
if it was canon, edgetards would be alot more violent with druella than they already are

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>> No.42469343

Does she ever express any actual love or care for the guy or is the whole thing just breaking him down to be a bitch?

>> No.42469347

I roll my self in a plaid blanket every nights now to stimulate a Chesh or bunyip embrace. It's a little bit pathetic but it keep warm and at ease.

>> No.42469353

IIRC they do make a solid relationship

>> No.42469367

Is there a fic where druella is actually treated nicely?
All I hear about is the numerous waves she gets curbed.

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Yeah... In my offense I switched jobs, have to travel now, also learning how to draw. I did these ushi onis a few threads ago.
he is the same artist.

>> No.42469397

I want to respond to one of Druella's edgy speeches by saying she sounds like she needs babies

>> No.42469401

Is it from the same guy who commissioned all genshins as fish? Why he is so obsessed with them?

>> No.42469412

Nice, keep it up.

>> No.42469418

>guy who commissioned all genshins as fish
I thought it was the artist drawing them for himself, not commission.

>> No.42469424

>Imagine getting raped by a centaur.
I literally can't,like how would that even work?

>> No.42469432

Theres one thats pretty much a indeph look at her invasion, which has her as MC
one of the elden ring crossovers dispide its flaws wants druella to be more nuanced (hes been trying to keep the death count low)
Theres also a fic where she shacks up with Isekai oc (who hasn't shown any OP'ness YET) who has a few issues with her ideals, but is more trying to direct things towards diplomacy over monster invasions
Theres also the knight, but shes "treated nicely" by haveing a love intrest among the "good guys" after willamaria has gone off the deep end and the DL has disowned her among other bullshits like imprsioning members of her own council

>> No.42469495

I don't get it

>> No.42469516

Magus mainly does a good job. There are exceptions, like the oomukade story, but I think he often does about as well as you can do, and still appease your audience. The problem is, even if it would make sense to piss yourself at some point, no one wants to read about it. Especially not the tough guys who sit in their gamer chairs for fifteen hours a day, but would totally win against monsters, magic and poison, because they're mad; that's completely how that works. It's a balancing act.

Let's use Journey of the Magi as an example. Anon's clearly scared at many points, but his snarky attitude is just a defense mechanism. Magus even has him despair or afraid, but doesn't cross the threshold into him crying. He allows his main character to fight back wherever he can, even if it's just something incredibly petty since he's powerless otherwise in many situations. The funniest thing to me is, he even caters to the tough guy crowd when Tomb Haven comes to extract Anon from Admaz. Anon throws out all reason, decides to attack an army because angy, and gets slapped down like you would in that situation. The result is, he got to write a character with submissive tastes without people complaining. I have to commend him for that. It's no easy feat when some readers take your character submitting at all for any reason, at any time as him being a doormat.

>> No.42469520

Me on the right.

>> No.42469537

>stead of being, I don't know, scared or upset.
That's hard to write without veering into some form of this >>42468489

>> No.42469568

>Ironbeast is top kino and my favorite vision of MGE, less rape, more honor and equal ground without any edgyshit
I'm sure it's well written either way, but there is some rape, right? I don't mean someone has to actually get raped within his stories, but it just doesn't feel like MGE, if there's not the threat of it somewhere to someone. Otherwise it's just gonna feel like it's coddling the people who can't handle that it happens.

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>> No.42469594

And that's a bad thing ?

>> No.42469605

The women are usually still the sexual agressors in his stories.

>> No.42469613

I don't think I've read an Ironbeast story. Is he on a03

>> No.42469621

There is no rape in mge though. The only girls that do any rape are Cait sith for punishing cat abusers and atlach nacha who get raped. But even then it's fated rape. Every other rape has been a translation issue, these are the only ones who are explicitly rapey.
Maybe redcaps, ushis, and hellhounds too but I think those were just bad translations.

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>> No.42469635

>atlach nacha who get raped

>> No.42469640

Yeah, kinda is, if it's MGE.
Close enough. I'll take it.

>> No.42469662

Oh wait, yes I have. I stopped reading because of significant errors in the writing, I think.

>> No.42469664

No, don't listen. He is stuck in femdom. >>42469621 like said, it's more like pushed sex.

>> No.42469679

Rape has always meant porn rape and not rape rape, for what it's worth. Many monsters will jump you without asking. The monsters in the RPG just go for it, and that's what "attacking" seems to mean in the context of MGE. But you're not meant to make a fuss about it. From what I understand, if you do make enough of a fuss, she'll drop it. But that's if you 100% really don't want it.

>> No.42469691

I love femdom
As long as it don't have things like sounding ball busting or whatever it called when a girl crushes your penis between rolling pins.

>> No.42469699

Every now and again he goes back and fixes some of them but he really needs somebody other than himself to screen it sometimes.

>> No.42469716

The joke is that he's a really big asshole, so much that even monsters don't want to deal with him.
Even an order paladin calls him a demon, when he's next to an actual demon.

Thanks! I think I'll try to scribble again for the thread when I get home for the weekend.

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The new gym teacher sure is intimidating.

>> No.42469722

KC doesn't allow that. Cbt is fucked up but I bet if pushed on it he'd say this place is more dommy than he envisioned too.

>> No.42469729

>whatever it called when a girl crushes your penis between rolling pins.

>> No.42469732

That's a lot of words to justify writing a bunch of gay bullshit.

>> No.42469747

Apparently the japanese fanfics on his site are a lot more /d/ and out there than over here. Still within his guidelines technically, but VERY fetishy. I think the lack of that here would be the standout thing for him.

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Be careful bro...

>> No.42469763

It's a pretty good story though, if you haven't read it. None of the monsters that hold him hostage or anything like that win at least, and he gets the girl he chooses. What else do you need?

>> No.42469795

And me i hate it and yet mge as a lot to offer. For example raging mushrooms who can canonically tame pretty much everything.

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don't blame the monsters as much when most men are orderites who think they're going to hell for looking at titties
if they just left those guys to their own devices, they'd all be extinct by now

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I assume that MAMONO MANA would mean that it is possible to engage in cbt without any physical injury or pain.

>> No.42469879

monsters act like i'm gonna let them have sex with me lmao keep dreaming

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fuck a bird
a nerd bird

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Dragon Mommy

>> No.42469925
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So does this mean most monstergirls will try and get you to move back to their world? Only the extremists would want to fix this shithole.

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>> No.42469948

I wonder what girl religiously reads my neet ass propaganda profile imagining saving me.

>> No.42469954

I think some people misunderstood this post. I don't want protagonists to be alpha chads who face the monsters and HFY their way to victory. I want them to truly *commit* to being sympathetic, teary victims - when they fight back, I want it to be desperate and self-destructive, when they're beaten, I want them to be scared. I want them to be outmatched, emotionally fragile, and genuinely so terrified of the mamono chasing them that they're liable to hurt themselves trying to get away from her.
They often occupy a middle ground between 'macho guy with a lot of confidence' and 'helpless victim' that ends up with them just being a helpless victim who doesn't act like it. Which annoys me.
The longer I type the more I think this isn't real criticism and I'm just cursed with an uncommon preference. Oh well.

>> No.42469962

>All this talk about writers
Who should I read first?

>> No.42469969

With a happy ending, obviously. Not a murderfag. I just prefer it if the mc suffers before he gets there.

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try this Kenkou Cross guy, he writes cool stuff about MGE

>> No.42469977

I'm kind of on your side with that. It's just that you're going to eschew mass appeal big time, if you do. If you do write something like that, I'll read it though. Magus's saga, does do everything short of anon breaking down though. He just puts up a bristly front, and that's realistic in my opinion. People lash out when they're afraid.

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>> No.42469982

imagine having sex with this pathetic dork

>> No.42469985

Go with Magus.
Beast is fun, but his writing is a downgrade in comparison.

>> No.42469988

Magus_Anon is genuinely good, for all the minor gripes I have with his writing. Corruption Clinic and Belaymek Takes Monhatten are some of my favorites.

>> No.42469989

How do we stop extremism within monsters?

>> No.42469993

I know what you mean but mine always end up with someone hanging from the ceiling. I can't see a good ending.

>> No.42469994

in all seriousness - Legitwho is a nice writefag

>> No.42469997

A good hard dicking

>> No.42470001

Show them stable human romances

>> No.42470004

People used to hate on the extremists, but extremist monsters have the most loving profiles. Why do you hate being loved?

>> No.42470015

Because they only cater to femdomfags.

>> No.42470021

kissy kissy, smoochy smoochy

>> No.42470024

Start with Perentie's stuff. It's top tier stuff. Then go with Magus or Penywise. I need to read more Ironbeast or Legitwho.

Also, who wrote the story about a Cheshire wooing a guy in an mmo? The spelling and grammar errors destroyed it for me. Please, if you're here, go and revise it. I beg you. Love the concept and the characters, but it's so distracting.

>> No.42470031

Purge them all

>> No.42470032

Peak monster fashion is a simple shirt or tank top with one related word printed on it.
>Holst with a "MILK" shirt
>Lamia with a "SNAKE" shirt
>Demon with an "EVIL" shirt

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Check out Penywise's Reliquary. I'm pretty sure he's fucking dead now, but all of his past stuff is pretty great.

>> No.42470062

I do like my femdom, but even I know that's not entirely true. You can be into maledom and like extremists. Demons, devils and kikis (KC mentions many are extemists) are all extremists or have extremist tendencies. All of them will be your super vanilla doting house wife, if you want since they love to cater to your desires. People misunderstand what the extremists are about. Do they want to convert human realms to demon realms? Yeah, but they're not out to make you lick their boots like some dark elves. They just want to stop humans from living in impoverished shitholes.

>> No.42470063

nah hes just the Michael Buble of MGE. only shows up for Christmas then fades away.

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extremist aesthethics is cool and sexy, but Eros disciples is where it's at
I wonder if we will get Mara cultists, they should be a healthy lewd spin on Eros cult (wonder what the color will be)

>> No.42470079

He missed last Christmas. It's over.

>> No.42470087

M-Maybe he's just running late this year.

>> No.42470088

What's even 'femdom' according to thread? Despite most mgs being quite aggressive in their approach actual dommies are very very rare.

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The eros theme is my favorite. I really enjoy aggressively pink and aggressively affectionate monstergirls.

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don't forget fluffy and serene
altough I imagine genki and energetic also fits eros girls, as long as they are very affectionate as well

>> No.42470115

It pisses me off that "femdom" has been equated to "woman who dotes on you" now. Fucking stupid.

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What's called "extremism" in monsters is just them acting on their empathy.

>> No.42470126

It's easy to write yourself into a corner doing it, for sure. One of the more harmless ways is something you already see floating around sometimes - a manticore, ushi, or other very aggressive mamono encounters a young and/or fragile human in the wilderness and decides to chase him down for fun. Even if it's a little mean spirited, she just sees it as foreplay - the guy does not.
Either through being an orderfag, isekai'd and not knowing about mamono, or just being a generally easily startled person, they treat the chase as if their life is actually on the line. Preferably hurts himself trying to escape from her - tumbles down a cliff, jumps in a river, etc etc
By the time she catches up with him he's an exhausted, shivering wreck, panicked, nigh-comatose, and completely terrified for his life of the girl chasing him. Now cornered, he might try and fight back (futilely, of course) and the mamono defending herself just makes him more desperate and afraid.
The rest of the fic is spent basically putting the mamono to task trying to convince her new husbando that she's not going to kill or hurt him. Language barriers make this even more fun IMO.
Other fun scenarios:
>Dragon kidnaps anon who is actually not okay with leaving his entire life behind for some puss
>Arachne catches a husband who turns out to be severely claustrophobic
>Orderfag over-inundated with propaganda in a recently captured town tries to kill himself (unsuccessfully!) fully believing the monsters are there to kill/torture/eat him
and so on.

>> No.42470128

Depends on who you ask. For some people it just means they're too forward and aggressive in the bedroom despite not doing actual dom stuff. That or they think monsters winning against humans is femdom, even though that goes beyond sub/dom stuff. I don't know why people simp for the Order in the setting when they're canonically backwards medieval folk whose god wished monsters would kill them rather than fuck them. Monsters are doing humans a big favor.

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Join the order to help fight back against the monster menace. Specifically the Eros faction. How can they ever hope to win against the power of love? Help us to create a world without unmarried monsters!

>> No.42470148

The radical faction is just the MGE version of first worlders trying to civilize third worlders. Change my mind.

>> No.42470154

I hope that if I get isekaid to MGE I won't see any eros cultist in that berret, becauase something about it makes my brain go off and my body enter BREEDING mode
that picture eros manticore wearing that beret I have printed, laminated and carry it in my wallet

>> No.42470170

It's a trick, there will always be unmarried monsters because the married ones keep making more of them!

>> No.42470193

How about an emotionally stunted protagonist (Mantis tier) who can't express their terror, but admits it to the monster(s)?

>> No.42470198

Anons are always going on about ruining mobster's bodies but what about the monster that ruins you?

>> No.42470200

Sounds promising!

>> No.42470209

I'm already ruined.

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>> No.42470216

She's going to ruin me by giving me abs from the hours and days of rigorous sexing?

>> No.42470226

I hope that by ruining me she means helping me get jacked

>> No.42470241

In what way?

>> No.42470249

Shog ruining your body by constantly enabling your laziness.

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The Order is important because where else is a marauding manticore supposed to find a husband that unironically believes the "I'm going to eat you" act?
Or where will Chesh find her tsun paladin cheshbait?

>> No.42470272

>the dreaded feeder succ

>> No.42470281

enemy of /fit/fags everywhere

>> No.42470283

I want to scratch the base of her tail.

>> No.42470288

I'd be more worried about her spaghettifying your body than sitting on the loveseat for too long.

>> No.42470299

That'd be more of a demon/devil gimmick.

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>> No.42470328

Gives devils food cake a whole new meaning

>> No.42470331

Not if we arrange the population in a way that guarantees that everyone has their childhood friend romance. We can take over the schools and have seating charts arranging children to be next to their soul mates at day 1. We can have families move into neighborhoods where their children will find playmates of the opposite sex conveniently nearby. And of any if any happen to slip through the cracks, they will get a visit from their new neighbor. They'll answer the door to find a cute little houri or handsome Eros paladin. The world will be a kinder place under the watchful eyes of Eros.

>> No.42470341

>assigned-at-birth state mandated wife

>> No.42470347

doable, we have scrying monsters who could help arrange it

>> No.42470352

Loneliness is a solved problem in monsterlands.

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I'm going to use some obscure loophole in monster law to make Druella marry me if she's still single. If monsters can say it's consent when a man looks at them then I can do the same when a monster looks at me!

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Imagine having literal Ministry of Love

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Not my stuff, my proofreading is poopoo, and I'm an ETL so especially my early stuff is questionable. Go with magus' journey that stuff is sweet.
daww~ thank you!
I did, if you mean Vile to Smile.
The chat grammar errors are there for a reason the rest, get fucked lmao because proofreading is cringe. The proofreading leanan sidhes can suck my ass!
In seriousness I just lack time and honestly not notice many errors on the get go, so sorry for that. Not to mention I should have used something different for chats so its more clear when a character speaks and when she types or has an inner monologue. For now I'll finish that manticore story with Anon driving her home, then if I have time I'll revisit the chesh story. I still have to make the cursed sword's story and another Andy's misadventures. I'm loaded as fuck right now with learning how to draw too.

>> No.42470393

Im pretty sure this was a plot of a sonichu comic.

>> No.42470409

I am an extremist, Oppai Sabbath rules. fresh baked cookies and big boobs at every Mass

>> No.42470448

do you think manticores feel bad when their husband-to-be cries?

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yes, because they are big dummy softies who only put scary act up, because they are hiding their embarassment

>> No.42470473

I think manticores enjoy the internal switch from sadistic to maternal.

>> No.42470479

Men don't cry, they jump from the cliff in the hope to die faster and the manti just go find someone else

>> No.42470481

The worst is when he closes his eyes and asks her to make it quick.

>> No.42470509

Ideally he starts crying just as the tailpussy starts to milk his cock, otherwise it gets awkward and she has to break character.

>> No.42470524

What was the Magus fic about the jinko living in the mamono USSR equivalent? I remember vividly the main character putting in an application at the Bureau of Husband Acquisition or something silly like that.

>> No.42470534

manticore switches to loving but he just cries harder :(

>> No.42470535

I'm going to huff her chest fluff before she can sting me. That'll show her.

>> No.42470537

Some mamonos rape twice during the stone age

>> No.42470555

hopefully she fucks me so good I can see and wouldn't need to wear glasses. I'd still wear them for fashion though.

>> No.42470557

what's a non mythical creature that makes for a good monster girl?

>> No.42470564

Snow and Stripes.
Had a sequel called Belaymek Takes Monhattan.

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Belyamek the Monberian Jinko, the story was called Snow and Stripes
imagine how embarassed the dumb batcat must be, ideal for smooching
the powermove is to grab the tail and use it as an onahole and audibly moan and groan, while she's stunned

>> No.42470575

I worry about pacing something like that when it's a powerful mamono holding a man captive for an extended period of time. They can't be a blubbering mess the whole time.

>> No.42470595

It's true - not really an easy thing to write well.
Wish there was a really good example of what I'm thinking of to point at. I'll find my white whale someday...

>> No.42470628

If you do find it, drop it here sometime. I like that sort of thing too, but sometimes it's just enough that a character is in that situation at all for me.

>> No.42470631

A powerful technique. Anyone hoping to make an example of their future wife should learn his methods well

>> No.42470644

just watch misery

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Shoggoth who transports you on a slime chair/bed thing, because Master doesn't need to do something so base as walking.

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>> No.42470698

Can you make a manticore go retarded if you sex her tail while fingering her vagiber

Would that be sensation overload

>> No.42470710

It was absolutely kino I love absolutely absurd alt-history shit like that and I'd do something similar if I wasn't retarded and illiterate

>> No.42470720

you just need to put it in, after enough tailmilking
try, fail, improve - repeat till success

>> No.42470734

In fairness, this is after she went nuts when one of her best friends was killed. She started/ended as a pretty soft lilim who just wanted nice gardens and a loving husband.

That said, I would not care to live in a version of MGE where monsters would actually do that (not just venting, but actually following through)

>> No.42470736

Misery is probably about four steps past what I'm thinking of...

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I'd like to make vast and beautiful gardens with my monsterwife.

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>> No.42470817

I like Magus' writing generally, but I really stopped reading his stuff after that dark elf fic. Yeah, yeah, I'm fragile, whatever. I felt sick by the end of it.

>> No.42470818

Me too. Enjoy a peaceful home life when we're not in the border towns trying to convince people to marry/monsterize.
Gotta do my part with the demon waifu to spread the good word.

>> No.42470827

That one was pretty fucked. And the apophis/dark elf in his main story were also messed up. I get that there needs to be some form of conflict, but those types of characters make me uncomfortable.

>> No.42470831

really not looking forward to the Dorm Dash alt. ending to Journey after reading that shit, yeah.

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Wat wud u do?

>> No.42470833

The very worst by far but retry maybe?

>> No.42470867

>Hahaha I have you now, nobody is coming to sa- Oh goddess dammit... you're taking all the fun out of this.

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>> No.42470900

So...who's ready to make love to a giant bird?

>> No.42470903

It's a dark elf fic, what did you expect?

>> No.42470914

I didn't mind the apophis so much. At least she expressed some regret and humanity in the alt ending - and was also genuinely affectionate and clearly loving, even if she was capital e Evil. His dark elf stuff is just sadism + mindbreak without aftercare.

>> No.42470922

it's no censure on him. he's free to write whatever he wants. policing my own boundaries or whatever

>> No.42470925

Wholesome love of the bird...

>> No.42470935

Would hire

>> No.42470938

unfortunately for them, all loli-shaped mamono are the perfect size to get hit like a football

>> No.42470946

That shrieking you just heard is the lovely Blark-Barg, my assistant. She's the backbone of this facility, pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married, to producing seeds that detach from her exoskeleton at high speeds in search of human hosts. We keep her behind glass.

>> No.42470951

cave johnson?

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you're all making yourselves upset. imagine bogey-wife and those feelings will go away

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>> No.42470987

gonna tell her stories about how my dad used to beat the shit out of me with jumper cables

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>> No.42471014

that's horrible... i'm sure you'll be one of the first bogey-havers once the portals open.

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>> No.42471056

And now the world knows where Roger went.

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I don't even like elves that much, but...
Elves with guns...

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>> No.42471100

It's all fun and games until hot brass goes down her shirt.

>> No.42471103
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I love monster girls with firearms

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New Bern design just dropped.

Full version can be found, here: https://files.catbox.moe/stao3o.jpg

Do your best, monster-fuckers.

>> No.42471161

Harpies are good girls and they deserve all the grains and headpats!

>> No.42471170

bird VN when

>> No.42471174

Oh my god. That is a dangerous amount of ass.

>> No.42471179

Are surprise wet t-shirt contests a thing in the Undead Lands?

>> No.42471227

How does she fly with an ass that big?

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>How about she spend less time looking for anons to protect and goes back home and defend Ulthuan!?

>> No.42471309

we do need them to protect us from dinosaurs

>> No.42471312


I need more banshees

>> No.42471314

Can a human fight for the elvish union?

>> No.42471319

She's got cute titties, and a MASSIVE ass. I'd say almost disproportionately so.

>> No.42471323

nth for telling monstergirls you want to get with a human girl so they can bully you for it.

>> No.42471367

You say it's massive like that's a bad thing.

>> No.42471375

There's a point where you get into something approaching hyper or inflation tier. So yes, massive can be a bad thing.

>> No.42471378

I'm just asking about the logistics of how she can fly with all that drag.

>> No.42471381

Yea that looks weird

>> No.42471394

>I'm just asking about the logistics of how she can fly with all that drag.
You should start by asking bees that question

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How come I never got a big boob friend or a bikini succubus when I was little?

>> No.42471443

because we live on the prison planet in the prison dimension

we only get bad things here

>> No.42471495
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>> No.42471498

I want to tell her I like her bow.

>> No.42471525

AI art has come pretty far.

>> No.42471574

I am now imagining a Gremlin ranting about lemons.

>> No.42471631

Because you're not a cute little shota primed for grooming by big boob friend and bikini succubus
You were an ugly goblin boy that writes on window blinds with a pen and pees in the bathroom toothbrush cup

>> No.42471654

Lmao i loved that one
That one and amoebas dark elf story are among my favourites (top favourite being the dhampir alternate ending to journey of the magus)
I guess you have to be into real actual femdom to get any enjoyment of those tho

>> No.42471689

i hate it when harpies bother me with their weird mating dance as if I care about how many colors are on their feathers
i'm trying to eat on my lunch break

>> No.42471708
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throw a fry already you coward

>> No.42471710
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>You are quite the entertainer but the show's over with this next shot.

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What's the verdict?

>> No.42471724

No Anon! It'll start a brawl where they fight over a chip and the chance of an indirect kiss from it!

>> No.42471734


>> No.42471742

On what? Wockfag's project is cool if that's what you're asking.

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>> No.42471760

can you not?

>> No.42471776

why is the one on the left a dude or something?

>> No.42471781

Look at the fucking monsterboy you retard.

>> No.42471784

How does a monster have this much money to travel everywhere?

>> No.42471785
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>Echidna gallery down
>Page linking all the galleries is also down
Oh no

>> No.42471790
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What kind of dishes do dwarves cook for their husbands?

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>How does a monster have this much money to travel everywhere?

>> No.42471811

She's a fucking dragon, they tend to be rich.

>> No.42471814

Menu is 50 different brews of mead just like chinese restaurants is 50 different plates of rice sprinkled with different meats

>> No.42471830

how do dragons get rich?

>> No.42471853

generational wealth.
Great great great great great grandpappy looted several kings ransoms and then the change hit

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>> No.42471856

i guess they get a lump sum in the mail like when a zombie wights and they need to start being nobles

>> No.42471862
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Is it true MGE even cucks human on human war? I'm not sure where the source on that would be. It's no skin off my back, but the mental image is really funny.

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they STEAL from humans

>> No.42471886

Same, but rather than being retarded and illiterate I prefer to just wallow in the pity grave like a bitch waffle who can't move past his own shortcomings.

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Imagine if artists actually gave a shit about the quality of their work and didn't just leave it to get crunchitized by twitter.

>> No.42471891

They STEAL humans
>Steal a prince
>All his assets are now also belongs to the dragon
>Steal a commoner
>Knocks down the door to the royal treasury in order to give her husband the life he deserves

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So since none of you would actually say no, how would monsters feel about not actually "raping" despite being expected to

>> No.42471901

Most are Nepo babies.

>> No.42471907

>Nepo babies.
is that like beanibabies?

>> No.42471914

they're big softies so they intercede where they can. it's not super specific about the situation but the gandharva profile alludes to such an event.

>> No.42471922

Oh snap, I didn't realize the dude had cat ears. I was too focused on the fluffy tails.

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I think it depends on the monster. An Ushi or Hellhound's not gonna complain if I try to smooch her, the rape part is incidental. I think an Arachne or Werebat would need me to roleplay it a bit though.

Sorta like this.

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I give her a smack on the butt and do my best to get her to go for it anyway.

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I can see how you might miss it, at least.

>> No.42472001

I'm glad 4mon isn't real because if my weakness to hags ever came out there would be no hope left for me

>> No.42472013

Succs and demons do more seducing and coercion than the ol' rape shuffle, nothing wrong with the romantic route.

>> No.42472030

I think 4mon's version of /soc/ would be the most popular board. Also all the non-Wonderland monsters would be easy to troll, because all their wiles don't work over the internet.

>> No.42472047

You can troll all you like until you accidentally click on a pharaoh's vocaroo link that makes you post your address

>> No.42472055

i'd probably find a street corner and hold up a 'will [blank] for hugs' sign

>> No.42472064

Going to 4mon's /pol/ and agreeing with them on why human women are the real monsters and why danuki are trying to hoard money to aquire husbands.

>> No.42472075

my devil wife seduces me to rape her and I love it

>> No.42472090

>4mon's /pol/ calling extremists cringe for trying to fix Earth instead of vacuuming all of Earth's humans into MGEland

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>tfw no mkultra dream demon acquaintance who mindbreaks me into being a loving husband and non-useless member of society

>> No.42472114

theres nothing left for me here

>> No.42472129

It's a shame Fiship had to bow out for health reasons. I really liked her stuff and would have loved to commission her again.

>> No.42472134

Okay don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>> No.42472139

why even pay him the slightest heed?

>> No.42472156

I have poor impulse control.

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penitent bun nuns need your ministrations

>> No.42472170

>n-no, get away from me. im not like that.
>for the last time i already have a husband! im just here to buy a cake.

>> No.42472188

>when the trap she set is so bad, you walk into it out of pity

>> No.42472198

I could never do that because the moment a hag hugs me I would bury my face in her chest and promptly cry myself unconscious.
And behavior like that is known to activate monsters, especially hags.

>> No.42472203

>Hmmm, a free pizza on my doorstep?
>I sure hope there isn't a cat butt in it!
>Oh no, How could this happen to me

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But I thought monsters were experts in tricking men?

>> No.42472214

I would walk into arachne webs intentionally

>> No.42472220

>hey I'm anon and welcome to my mofu unboxing video

>> No.42472223

>playing doorbell dash with a trapdoor spider
i foresee no issues

>> No.42472245

Don't be sad that they're gone, be horny that they were here.

Step 1, cut a hole in the box

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Can she really claim that's what happened if the bait was really what got her?

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>> No.42472253

thats called a ding-dong ditch, learn the proper names for pranks from your local chesh

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>> No.42472266

>other videos on anon's channel
>opening my pizza video
>opening my evil looking box video
>my sunny walk with my neighbor troll video
>my cat-calling video (MOLLY edition)

>> No.42472272

i've never japed with a professional japer before
i don't know if i'm ready for the big leagues

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Don't worry anon, Ms. Chesh will teach you how to do tricks, pranks and maybe some tomfoolery

>> No.42472285

>Druella is cucked, why is she wasting her time trying to reform Earth? Just send them all here already

>> No.42472287

One tom is getting fooled, that's for sure

>> No.42472298

>catgirl calls you tom
>dragon calls you treasure
>hellhound calls you pup
>meidos call you master

What are some other pet names mamono give their husbands?

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bee calling you "honey"

>> No.42472310

>Local anon MARRIED after tiktok dance goes wrong
>now married Ushi-Oni boomer: Zoomies need rape correction fr fr

>> No.42472335

>Baw baw baw
Fuck off retard

>> No.42472353

baph: billy
centaur: stud
alarune: sunshine

>> No.42472355

I don't know with you guys but I want to see political fights between Royal Makai and Order politicians and public political figures. I wanna see Royal Makai and Order Pundits and political figures throwing hands and power slamming each other.

>> No.42472356

>loli fox, but she has ancient fox tier tails.
>more than 70% of her body weight is fluff
>you can tell she struggles to walk right because of how much she is dragging behind her. every step has her drag her massive tails because she doesnt have the strength to hold them up yet.
>also because of her massive fucking ass and thighs that would put a hag to shame, but thats a different story.

>> No.42472367

what would a gator girl call you?

>> No.42472375

>centaur: rider boy

>> No.42472387


>> No.42472396

Tried to fill out A002, via snapshots. No dice, heh.

“Always making a fuss. He would pick that savage backwater.” said Lady Nawaar al-Kassem, with a scowl in her voice, all the while her deep ebony ears telegraphed worry. Waiapi Lastwife, formerly Waiapi Wetere in ages past, groveled a bit more in a vague attempt at self-comfort. The gesture failed to bring Waiapi the usual comfort. Her ears quivered unpleasantly as she laid out the equipment her Lady had prepared. Waiapi was well aware that her own ears were equally worried. Waiapi laid out the strange uniforms as much as the carriage would allow. Her eyes rested on the two amulets, each in collar form. Wearing a collar was fine, Waiapi was a slave after all, but the associated transformation with these collars made her queasy. To be stuck in an inexpressive slowly rotting body…it made her ears ache, but not for her own sake. The whole situation reminded her of when she herself had been so callous and stupid, centuries past. Waiapi had nearly…she couldn’t finish the thought, her pale ears shivering in shame. It was one of the few forms of shame she could take no pleasure in.

“Enough dawdling.” scolded Lady Nawaar, her ears conveying empathic understanding as her voice rang harshly. The Dark Elf stood abruptly, snatching one of enchanted collars. “Remember that we’re supposed to be human, so try and act…” Lady Naawar trailed off, probably realizing that the younger Elf had a very precise and limited sample of human interaction. That the humans of Plactic Redoubt were said to be exceptionally savage and brutal, even by human standards, was unhelpful in terms of behavioral modeling.

Waiapi ears shivered fearfully, this was so important for both of them. What if her inexperience ruined everything? It was bleeding out into her ears, fretful panic that reverberated back into her flesh. Lady Nawaar growled “Never mind, just do as I say. As if a disgusting worthless slave like you can have any effect on anything.” The Dark Elf’s ears snapped out in a gesture of forced confidence, as she closed one of the collars around her own neck. Still laying out the necessary equipment, Waiapi’s ears slid into comforted gratitude, as she watched Lady Nawaar’s transformation from the corner of her eye.

“All of the rumors are nonsense, it probably is a stupid medical and relief mission.” said Fuji, the sole human in their little crew of thieves. The others: a Kakuen, Ochimusha, and Cupid glanced at the human con-artist/honeypot. The trip to this job was long, even with Third Rabbit’s famed ‘lead foot’ on the automobile’s mana petal. The Cupid and Ochimusha did an abbreviated game of janken, which the Cupid won. The Cupid, wearing a pair of shades with crosshairs and sitting across from the driver, smacked Third Rabbit across the face.

“Concentrate on driving, oaf.” muttered the Cupid, deciding to keep her poor opinion of Fuji to herself. The way Third Rabbit fawned over the amoral con-artist always left her uncomfortable. It wasn’t as even a lapsed servant of Eros could complain about their leader’s clear love for the human. But Fuji was…

“I’m surprised Fuji isn’t happy to steal medicine. We all know he’d gladly steal candy from a baby.” said the Ochimusha, Hachisuka, her eyes closed stoically as she sat across from the human in the backseat.

“Maybe I should steal you a loincloth that doesn’t reek first.” said the human, eyes also closed.

“Hey quit arguing! Medicine or not, we’re going to have a good time. There’s no way we can’t find something interesting to steal, everyone knows about the payload. Even if they can’t actually agree on what it is…” said Third Rabbit, in her typical over-the-top manner. It was telling that the Kakuen didn’t deny either accusation. The Cupid, LD, could see her ogling Fuji via the rear-view mirror. Fuji would probably try and steal the crew’s take long before they escaped with it. Again. Due to poor streak of luck gambling, Hachisuka was wearing her ‘lucky’ and seldom washed loincloth. And Third Rabbit was a love stricken fool.

“The luck of my ancestors suffuses this loincloth.” said Hachisuka, sulkily. LD sighed and lit a cigarette.

>> No.42472399

Probably something in French if she's a cajun gator

>> No.42472401
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>Be bullied by dark elf
>Fight back
>Her pupils get that bloodthirsty look

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>Demon Lord Lilith, Traitor Hero, Druella, Wilmarina, Bapho-sama get out!!! REEEEE!

>> No.42472410

>be bullied by dark elf
>romance nicer lady instead

>> No.42472414

The fools don’t even care that the air-train is going in circles, thought Ife, as she toppled another automobile full of humans with the flat of her blade. Some among the train’s escort were staying on the train to repel boarders. At least one Cupid had started firing as soon as dust cloud presaging the vehicles appeared. The Lizardman was of a similar mind regarding delaying combat. Ife had leapt off the train to meet the many and varied automobiles that were approaching the train she escorted. Bursts of magic and shot from both directions filled the air around Ife as she attacked the motorcade, long before it reached the train.

Ife was, by training, a beastslayer. Beasts were large, so engaging the large cars in melee made perfect sense to her. They’re mechanical beasts, reasoned the untechnical Lizardman, incorrectly. The cars stopped moving when she hit them enough times, and none of the screaming humans who ran from the forcibly stalled devices corrected her. Several other mamono had eagerly leapt into the fray, and fleeing humans were being grabbed and restrained around her.

There’s no real point in trying to fight any of the humans, they all run away from me, sulked the young Lizardman, no one will ever want me. Ife chopped the metal proboscis off one of the stranger mechanical beasts and did her level best to cut one its odd feet to pieces. It stopped moving immediately as soon as the weird strip that made up its foot was cut in two. Disappointed, Ife noted that the approaching cars were making an effort to drive around the small car graveyard accumulating around her. The frustrated Lizardman cut the empty husk of a nearby car in twain with a few strokes of her sabre. It exploded into acrid flames.

“YES SISTER SHOW THEM WHO THE SUPERIOR CONVEYANCE IS!!!” yelled a Dragon, mid-flight. Screeching, the Dragon fired a stream of flame at an abandoned car unto red-hotness. Then, she flew upwards in a loop, before slamming into the burning frame — pelvis first. Though not terribly well-versed in the wider world nor actually sure what ‘conveyance’ meant, Ife was pretty sure the Dragon was a weirdo.

“WHO HAS THE BETTER MANA MILEAGE NOW BITCH!” screamed the Dragon, as she humped the flaming wreckage mercilessly. Damn weirdo scaring away the beasts, grumbled the Lizardman internally. Ife considered chasing after the mechanical beasts that had circled around her, the creepy and disturbingly *loud* Dragon looked too…occupied to scare those away. The Ife was more occupied than she realized, as she didn’t see the car fleeing from the air-train until it crashed directly into her.

Having successfully triggered the beacon, Maureo
Sal had little else to do. The Plactic Redoubt, the major human stronghold in the middle of the currently plague-ridden Plactic Basin, was correctly renown as a hive of crime and insanity. It took news then disseminated and distorted it, almost of its own accord. The human volunteer for the medical aid had known how to make the most of the various mamono-supplied bribes and ‘proofs’ of the most attractive payloads. He had spread everything around in less than an hour, and done it well enough to draw little attention to himself. Now the place was churning like an anthill. So he had little to occupy himself with, aside from not getting robbed or murdered. But in PR everyone had to do that, it was that kind of place.

Having picked a decent vantage atop a small building to wait, he noticed the gang of razor-men walking purposefully down a nearby street. They stepped in front of a nearby vagrant, their blades drawn. Maureo sighed, he recognized the vagrant Ulani. The man would have to sell Maureo out, but the human volunteer didn’t mind. It was a shame that the razor-men would probably kill the old beggar. The discussion beneath him, in the street, grew loud. Ulani was gesturing wildly, though not in Maureo’s direction. One of the candy selling children, often pickpockets and cutpurses who were ubiquitous in PR, started whistling a song. Maureo recognized it, from former business with Ulani. The old beggar must have cued one of the children to sing it, to warn Maureo so he could run.

Maureo slumped, he should run before Ulani had to sell him out…but the razor-men were mad. They would kill over nothing and for nothing. Ulani was probably warning Maureo out of spite, aware the razor-men would be as likely to kill him whether he cooperated or not. The sane thing to do would be to run NOW. But volunteering to return to PR was hardly sane was it?, considered Maureo. No one would consider a native of PR, especially an orphaned one like him, to be sane. There had been many other volunteers from PR willing to do this mission. All willing to risk getting lost in the weird spaces, to save the insane homeland they were fleeing only moments before meeting the mamono. A small flare of pride burned inside him.

>> No.42472419

>gives her the sword of khaine

>> No.42472426

Fuck the razor-men, I never liked those bastards, thought Maureo.

Maureo stood fully and hurled curses and stones at the razor-men from the rooftop. Ulani managed to stumble away from them, with only a small
stab-wound. The razor-men were, naturally, running towards Maureo’s location. All of them had their distinctive knives drawn.

>> No.42472446

not trying to make you stop writing but please use a pastebin for long things like this.

>> No.42472481

hey wait a minute this is just missionary style sex with cheshire cat

>> No.42472494

but I don't want to shit on the floor and wipe my but with leaves, the wilderness sucks

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>> No.42472515

oh my

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>> No.42472536

Tried pastebin before. No point, the filtering is a bitch. If it bothers you that much, I don’t feel like filling it out. Also I beat up a guy, should have punched him more, he deserved worse. The court hearing for that’s tomorrow, might be in jail for a bit. Just to satiate my curiosity, why do you care if it’s in a bin or not?

>> No.42472542

P'Orc calls you either Boss or MANLING

>> No.42472578

Bogey-Wife then gives you some jumper cables and tells you to hit her with them until you feel better

>> No.42472586

can we go for the middle ground and have her call me Bossman

>> No.42472591

but i want an mg thats a slutty dork

>> No.42472598

>get corned by scary gator girl
>think you're going to be eaten
>she starts trying to seduce you in broken french

>> No.42472601

imagine all the hagfoxes pretending to be young dropping their facades around her thinking she is also a hag and a convincingly good actess at that

>> No.42472607

doppleganger? nightmare?

>> No.42472610

>Get invited to the next big "Crawfish boil" with all of her extended family.

>> No.42472614

>giant great white shark calls you shrimp
>manticore calls you pincushion

>> No.42472620

>tummy hair
Why would I ever fight back?

>> No.42472623

>get to see a gator eat another gator's arm
>best family get together to date

>> No.42472634

how to tell the fertility of a monster

>> No.42472650

There's some very scary, big gator girls, getting into even bigger brawls.
But at least the food's great.

>> No.42472654

>Anubis keeps weighting you against a feather and then acting all disappointed when the feather is lighter
>Somehow this proves that more exercise is needed

>> No.42472669

the funny thing is, their attention span is so small that they forget the fight even happened after a minute, they just keep going like it never happened despite the injuries or limb loss, they just keep going like they never had that limb at all. Can you imagine seeing a big gator girl dislocating her shoulder and then ask you for the salt like her arm wasn't just dangling there

>> No.42472675

>when she tells you to savor it

>> No.42472678

Remember to run in a zig-zag pattern

>> No.42472686

>go to get more cornbread
>one of the girls is missing an arm
>ask her what the hell happened
>she get's a blank look
>"It was uh... Wait, THAT BITCH!"
>starts beating up the other gator, currently trying to deep fry her arm

>> No.42472688

I feel you anon, but I think Streggae has wrote what you're looking for, a SoL story of a douche-esque but kind at heart MC that has to deal with her not so subtle lilim wife on a everyday basis (I think it was posted here before). Also back in '21 he had a series of interconnected stories with strong willed protagonists that are free of the feminization syndrome most MGE male MCs have. Unfortunately he nuked his content vault arround last august but recently rebooted one of these stories from the ground up in tandem with Daily Life with a Lilim, to a rather kino level

>> No.42472689

Incubization solves that.

>> No.42472703

>everybody assumes that by "ruining his body" ms. succ means she is making him work out a lot
>a little bit of nervous laughter and changing the topic later she is making plans to move to a far secluded part of the world.
>mumbles to herself "oh its fine when men turn monsters into meaty hags by pampering them but when we reverse the situation im suddenly the strange one"
sorry if its /d/ tier, its just funny to me.

>> No.42472723

i don't get the reason to be intimidated, aggravated or dismissive of monsters.
they're nice ladies and all. perfectly capable of being civil. could just treat them normally.

>> No.42472757

>with all of her extended family

>hundreds of gators as far as the eye can see

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>> No.42472773

Gator gals of all shapes and sizes.
The smaller ones are more aggressive, but that doesn't mean the giant ones will be gentle either.

>> No.42472782

I'm sure. It's more fun to read a story with conflict in it though, so I prefer the fics that take a few creative liberties.

>> No.42472786

I wouldn't mind being a jolly BYEAH for my waifu and her amazing cooking.

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>All these people breaking rule number one of dealing with gators

>> No.42472796

then use ao3, christ. it's completely unreadable in this format.

>> No.42472797

The bigger ones are more clingy and territorial. So if a big one grabs you, you'll be with her for the rest of the night.

>> No.42472824

it's a cute idea

>> No.42472843

i guess. palpably unnecessary drama often irks me

>> No.42472853

Sure. You're under no obligation to like what I do.

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You can escape a basic grapple, right Anon?
It's not game over just because a monster grabbed you, right?

>> No.42472874

my grapple escape is turning into a sobbing mess because i wanted fox tails and not scales.

>> No.42472875

Reading Conglomerate Chaos for the first time - love the way HackBasilisk does cheshires

>> No.42472881

Nah, too bothersome to do AO3. If it’s unreadable, then skip past it. Pretty half-assed writing, truth be told. It would take forever to hit to the turn, too bad I forgot the system I used to stitch/order plots with.

>> No.42472883

miseryfags dont want you to know that all you need to do to escape rape and personally ruin a mamono's day is start crying really hard

>> No.42472886

I can understand why someone would be, but a lot of fics do it wrong. Ideally, antagonist mamono would have good intentions that become misguided. Maybe they think they know better, act patronizing and are on their high horse. That or they're not on the same page and act too heavy-handed with the guy they fancy. They just know he's the one, even if he doesn't yet, and so kidnapping isn't out of the question.

>> No.42472889
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Why would I need to train that instead of getting more dex? I just need to have superior speed and make sure a monster never gets close enough for a grab!

>> No.42472892

have a bit of pride, man

>> No.42472916

Of course, I've covered my body with 3 gallons of vegetable oil. Your move Mr. law man

>> No.42472932

>she oils up too
challenge accepted and answered

>> No.42472936

Pride in writing? Nah, I’m a hack writer. Can’t draw a full house in everything, y’know?
I was going to give the soulmate thing a shot, to reduce the problems mentioned here.

>> No.42472981

Writers list isn't working for some reason?

>> No.42472996
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>Be wizardanon
>Fire lizard follows you around everywhere insisting you "need someone to keep all the big scary things off your scrawny ass while you focus on spells"

>> No.42472999
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Since we've been talking about writefags. There was this story way back. I think it might have come from MGU, but it's definitely dated by current standards. I'll describe some stand out things to the best of my ability, but I'm sure I'll have butchered many details. I found it interesting.
>world seemed semi-modern
>there are radios playing pop songs by monstergirls
>but this is also still a world with sword and sorcery and paladins
>story follows a paladin
>there's no open Order vs. Mamono conflict here however
>in this case it's humans trying to integrate mamono and curtail their rapey tendencies (but not in the gay AO3 fashion)
>it's clear the monsters are the ones culturally dominating in a sort of "railroad has come to town" way
>monsters called human women "hugirls" as a way to subvert human/human relationships as the standard
>beast mamono were adapting into more domestic subspecies i.e. werewolves into something like kobolds
I don't remember where it was going. I think both the Fallen God and Sabbath equivalents were up to something. Main character felt more like a beat cop who was out of his element. This must've been a decade ago though. I'm curious if it holds up.

>> No.42473000

>Her tail sets the oil on fire
>The magical fire burns your cloths off and gives you a boner

>> No.42473005
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Escape? Just mush yourself into her breasts and settle in.

>> No.42473018

>>monsters called human women "hugirls" as a way to subvert human/human relationships as the standard

>> No.42473024

>keep wondering why all those scary things that she is protecting you from only seem to appear when she is nearby

>> No.42473032

All of the pages on that site are down.

I hope it's just temporary and nothing serious.

>> No.42473091

Baphomet Lilim

>> No.42473098
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If I'm being honest, both the pop song and the hugirl thing are probably the main reason I even remember it years later. I'm tempted to steal the latter for something.

>> No.42473102

The current population of monster girls is 497,234

>> No.42473106

How did you come to that estimate

>> No.42473112

It was revealed to me in a dream

>> No.42473113

Oh no... we'll never get a monstergirl of our own with these rookie numbers

>> No.42473127

gathered the census of all sovereign nations with help from ratatoskr

>> No.42473137

the situation is even worse when the population of human men is reaching four billion because of steady and planned industrialization in the Order

>> No.42473138


>> No.42473150

Census clearly missed the Mist Continent

>> No.42473152

population of the mist continent is 62

>> No.42473154

nope, there's 96,798 mamono in the Mist Continent in total

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Good LORD look at that arse

>> No.42473169

population of the mist continent is 49

>> No.42473196

no it's not, Zipangu and the Desert Kingdom would've had colonies there if that's the case

>> No.42473199
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>surely my speed and magic can—
oh no no no...

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>> No.42473205

mass rape event starts at midnight
set up anti-monster defenses on your home

>> No.42473206
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that sounds really nice...

>> No.42473210

>magic won't work
>because... magic won't work

>> No.42473211
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is it time?

>> No.42473216

auto-counters make me happy

>> No.42473224

It's a passive spell that counteracts hostile magic. At least it says that she can only use it on the man who will become her husband, but that goes for everything in MGE in theory.

>> No.42473227
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Always keep in the back of your mind, that the universe itself conspires to match men and monstergirls together. It'll contrive as many ridiculous situations and scenarios as it needs to get you to marry and mate with one.

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I don't see any rule about not getting molested by gators.

>> No.42473235

something something something positron flow something

>> No.42473261

An instant-loss attack like that must surely have some sort of long telegraph.
I'm sure only a fool would fall for it

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>> No.42473266

>engaging with rape encounters like dark souls bosses
they're going to let you go for being to chuuni

>> No.42473287

It's sort of like the pharaoh voice in that they both work like
>just don't get grabbed 5head/don't hear her voice
If you're to the point where either get to go off, you've already lost.

>> No.42473292

Can she introduce me to her chuuni sister?

>> No.42473297

>The Order Hero valiantly shields the powerful attack from the Demon Lord Lilith
>"Hmph! Typical Dark Lord... Big promises, but all talk. "
>"Huh, What?" Lilith asks snarkily.
>The Order Hero begins. "Make a new world of peace and love between man and monster-women?" The Order Hero says, gritting and then countering Lilith's attack with a shield bash and talks again. "All you care about is gathering more and more power and influence." The Demon Lord rears for another attack but the hero counters again, this time managing to land blows to the Demon Lord while also continuing. "-That, and having absolute control over the world and everything in life!!! You've got no principles, just like all the demons and previous monsters lords before, just like all the rest!"
>The hero manages to counter Lilith's successive strikes and even kick her across the ground. Though this does not harm or damage her greatly, as she gets up and continues looking at the hero.
>The hero goes on: "If the whole world has gone to shit. And is as unstable, rotten, hostile and unforgiving and cruel as you claim it to be. You're just another maggot crawling in the pile."

>> No.42473317

>Not a duo boss fight with her and her husband
One job. Also imagine simping for a god who just wants to put another Demon Lord on the throne.

>> No.42473330

>>"Cosmo, Wanda. I wish the Japanese rock that contained Tamomo Mae is fixed so that she will be imprisoned again!"

>> No.42473335

I wish for unlimited wishes

>> No.42473439
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fug da bun

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>> No.42473467

those fat dragons got a big sister

>> No.42473472


>> No.42473474

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to go to that new wererabbit and march hare party.
I hear its going to be a real bunanza.

>> No.42473488

Is it possible to peek on a monster like this without her knowing or would she be able to to tell your there from mana etc?

>> No.42473499

if you could manage it without feeling any desire whatsoever

>> No.42473503

Canon-wise she would detect you due to her mana sense.
>On the other hand, monsters excel at sensing mana. Other than being able to sense mana as a presence, there are also those who can sniff out the scent of mana and even visualize mana. Additionally, they are extra sensitive to human mana, men's mana in particular, and can sense the presence of humans even from a location some distance away. Naturally, they can identify whether it's a human or a monster, and even discern particular individuals, but they can also sense what other mana is mixed in with the mana possessed by the target, and it's even possible to discern whether or not the target has a partner, and identify who that partner is as well.

>> No.42473521
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And in that case, why would you be staring to begin with?
Unless you're like the world's most autistic naturalist researcher or something. And if you're in this thread, you aren't autistic enough.

>> No.42473522

This is the sort of content I love. I hope KC does more.

>> No.42473535

>Be furry
>Be lolicon

>> No.42473545

Being into one of those things does not necessarily preclude all other attractions.

>> No.42473555

We're going to have to consult the baphomet elder council on this one.

>> No.42473573

The company of Salamander mercenaries the king hired are very forward.

>> No.42473590

I think the king is gonna be pissed that the mercenaries he hired are making his kingdom LESS guarded.

>> No.42473591

Morale of the troops have skyrocketed though, wonder why.

>> No.42473598

it's a private training session

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This but with a big side of beef.

>> No.42473612

Conglomerate Chaos was... scary

>> No.42473624

nah he is playing the long game, once his guards and the mercenaries have kids, he will have more guards

>> No.42473630

>Hey doc, don't think I didn't notice you peeping, you should be more careful, a girl could get the wrong idea~
>Ah... yes, apologies for any discomfort, it's just that your anatomy is fascinating and while most of it is usually uncovered at all hours of the day, other parts are not. To be expected really, since it preserves modesty and dignity, but it still makes study difficult at times.
>Anyways, your discomfort is noted, and we can go back to less invasive tests, how about some temperature measurements of your tail fire? It is always interesting to see how the temperature fluctuates, as well as how it seems to burn without a fuel source. You monsters sure are a strange lot. By the way, did you know that your tail temperature has seen an increase of over two hundred percent while you have been asleep these past few days? It's a miracle you don't set the entire area alight when you shift around.

>> No.42473668

Do you think she’d be able to tell that I fell for the grab on purpose?

>> No.42473702

i remember that one - a little out of this board's tastes, but it was well written.

>> No.42473730

what would you do if a big meaty manticore hag told you to call her 'mommy'?

>> No.42473741
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Call her cringe

>> No.42473773

>thicc manticore mommy
Anything and everything she wants me to.

>> No.42473778

Receive correction.

>> No.42473800

>good luck with that Oedipus complex thing you’ve got going there

>> No.42473806

What if a big meaty Cheshire told you to call her mommy?

>> No.42473811

more for the rest of us

>> No.42473833

What do you think happened to men who were current slaves of slave-owning monsters when the Demon Lord's spell hit?

>> No.42473836

imagine being a miner laboring to your death in the dark elf mines and the woman whose been beating you bloody for the last six hours grows tits the size of her head

>> No.42473838

Extra cringe.

>> No.42473840

there's just no pleasing you

>> No.42473864

what if it was a fox hag that has a shotaification potion and really wants to pamper you like a child?

>> No.42473876

I would be really angry.
Yes, i have one mom and i don't need an another one.

>> No.42473878
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Behold, One Thousand Mofu style: [Donut Stance]

>> No.42473879

alright, what if its a wine gote that wanted to be like an aunt?

>> No.42473891
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For any aspiring Warlocks, select your Imp Familiars carefully.

>> No.42473899

>surely he's into SOME kind of incest
keep going lads he'll crack

>> No.42473902

why don't i have any gentle, loving older women in my life who want me to treat them as lovers and also like mothers, older sisters, and aunts

>> No.42473914

if not incest if its not blood related.

>> No.42473923
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Good morning sirs

>> No.42473931

I'm ok with it. I won't drink alone anymore so it's no so bad.

>> No.42473960
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Go to bed

>> No.42473966

Going to go to bed thinking about this thank you

>> No.42473970

Why? I just woke up.

>> No.42473978

>Not sugar cube

>> No.42473979

sleep in a little more. weresheep says it's good for you

>> No.42473990

I can't. I'm at work now. I need to wait 15 hours and a half before BEDTIME

>> No.42473995

go to bed at your desk/bodega counter/fishing sloop/assembly line. they cant stop you

>> No.42474018

Magic bros... not like this...

>> No.42474023

This is the face of a woman who loves her life of hitting things with an axe and fucking a man not even half her size.

>> No.42474043

>Young Wizard Anon minding his own business, pouring over an old tome his master lent him.
>Minotaur Barbarian sits next to him, flexing her powerful body while she stretches.
>Asks him if he's up for a good hard fucking in her tent.
>Wizard Anon panics as scrolls start to spill out of his robes.

>> No.42474053

>"y-you too..."
>try to make magical circle to warp away
>hands shaking too much, make the sigils wrong
>summon a lesser horde of spaghetti
>cow lady stoically watching you sob in the fetal position surrounded by your pasta

>> No.42474055

Bull in a china shop

>> No.42474064

>be afraid of intimacy
>get a phoenix mana marker, that'll show those monsters for trying to show genuine affection
>live my life unmolested and alone
>grow old, one day can't get out of bed and realize it's my time
>think back to everything i regret in life, which is most of it
>i wish video games didn't suck so i got to waste more time playing them
>also wish that i didn't die in such a lame way
>hear a whistling sound from outside growing louder
>half of my house explodes as a ball of flame slams into me and my world turns black
>holy shit i got hit by a meteor on my death bed? awesome
>wake up in the ruins of my house, about half my usual height
>there's a fiery little bird girl picking me up off the ground and dusting me off
>she says she's glad she made it in time, she's sorry she didn't find me earlier and left me to live such a painfully lonely life, and that she's going to make it up to me starting now until eternity
technically i still died a virgin even if i lost it immediately afterward, so i still won

>> No.42474070

If only...

>> No.42474074

Another lame addition by KC.

>> No.42474075

i mean yeah fighter x mage is old as time it self and it never goes out of style

>> No.42474088

Maybe once he composes himself he can use a memory altering spell to make her forget that embarrassing scene

>> No.42474095

>Dark Elf rogue saunters over.
>"Let an expert show you the correct approach, cow."
>She leans into his ear, so close that he can feel her warm breath.
>Whispers how good he would look as a pale-skinned, trophy husband for her to show back home.
>How he would be a wonderful house husband, using that beautiful magic to ignite cooking fires, making food for the whole family, before a night of dangerously passionate love-making.
>Wizard Anon is now catatonic.

>> No.42474126

Poor wizard anon, phenomenal cosmic powers, but he spent so long up in that musty old tower he never got used to girls, never mind monsters.

>> No.42474130

Phoenixes introducing themselves to their future husband by flaring up into a huge ball of fire and then crashing into his house like a meteor should be canon.

>> No.42474162

>Haha! I live underground, no way those dumb birds can get me now....
>What do you mean "organic" bunker buster?

>> No.42474173

>the last thing you hear before being reborn is "ahoy, retard" as a wurm in a pirate hat drills a path for a phonex to cannonball into your bed.

>> No.42474181

If one of those nigger harm my bunker, i will be really mad.

>> No.42474182

>/trash/ is planning to extend the official wiki with cuckshit
This day just keeps getting better.

>> No.42474192

>ahoy retard
i nearly woke up my roommate laughing at this

>> No.42474195

sometimes they'll show up to parties and find that guy who didn't want to be there but a friend dragged him along, and they'll bond over a mutual interest in wishing they were at home
it's mostly a tactic used in countries that don't have "wurm insurance" laws for romance-induced property damage

>> No.42474226

>monstergirl asks why you were following her if you aren't even interested in her species
>tell her your best friend has been getting into neo-orderite stuff recently and you need someone to rape him straight

>> No.42474243

just checked the /trash/ monster girl thread, seems like most people there are against the idea of touching the official wiki. besides we can just delete their edits if they decide to go ahead with it.

>> No.42474260

I'm not going to advocate for cuck subhumans or anything, but keep in mind that /monster/ schizos are raiding the trash thread so it might be a false-flag.

>> No.42474290

I can't even tell who is false flagging who over there.

>> No.42474313

dont care, they should have bullied the /monster/ raiders out.

>> No.42474371
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good morning sirs
>/monster/ schizos are raiding the trash thread
finally they are doing something good

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Salamander pirates
Salamander pirates boarding the ship (you) are on

>> No.42474393
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Dick in salamander pirates
Dick in salamander pirates making them (You)r mere lizzards

>> No.42474396

They're after me lucky charms! My precious family jewels!

>> No.42474398

Jokes on them. I have a submarine. Fire lizard will now get wet, bye bye.

>> No.42474402

Monster girls are a blessing for the kind of guy who just stands there and hopes someone comes to them
>Anon puts on his favorire band's shirt and goes to a party
>The one friend he knows there is busy with a succubus
>Anon just stands there awkwardly in the corner
>A troll walks towards him
>Says she also loves that band
>Her aunt even knows their sound technician
>Offers to go to their next concert together

>> No.42474408

Keep those fiery tails away from the sails!

>> No.42474409
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>/trash/ too fetishy
>/monster/ too culty
Thank the lord I have here to post about vanilla sex with cait sith.
And good luck to that guy over there talking about making a video game. Talking about something is fake progress.
You are working on your contest fics, right?

>> No.42474416

I will start tonight if i don't drink

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when I got isekaid, I lost the precious gems, that were in my family for generations
if you could get your hand on my family jews, fair lady - I would be eternaly greatful

>> No.42474436

Hey man.It was funny at the time.

>> No.42474446
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I don't visit /monster/, but I thought you'd get a similar experience to this place whenever you're told here to hang yourself.

>> No.42474452

No, I'm pretty sure I'd just get banned but haven't tested it.

>> No.42474460

>Little guillotine to cut cigars.
Chesh can be classy sometimes

>> No.42474484

It is a common tactic for the salamander pirates to burn the sails of their victims and then offer them room on the ship so they can get back to land.
For a price, of course.

>> No.42474555
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FOR CONTEST (that Magus is running)
Story about a Shoggoth mentored by a butler. Warning: not lewd.
I've been putting off starting to writefag for too long. Whatever happens next, we'll see. Thanks to Magus for motivating me to figuratively move my ass and hopefully give back something of worth to the thread in the future.

>> No.42474574

double the length I can pull off.

>> No.42474590

>tfw no Jinko pawjob

>> No.42474599

>Freedom Club
Unabomber is writing MG fics now?

>> No.42474609

it's probably not an elegant method compared to just posting a request for submissions in a few threads.

>> No.42474622

ToT chaoscunnycute

>> No.42474701

right, i still gotta complete mine.
but even if i dont submit into the contest, ive got two great ideas that i'll write eventually. one long and serious story and one short and silly
>man from the inner order cities takes a trip to visit a border one to meet his brother.
>entire worldview is changed when he discovers that monsters are nothing like he's been told
>the church of mofu has released a wave of mana upon the world that has made all monsters fluffy where it matters (all kinds of tails are now fluffed. thise with fluffy tails have become fluffier. those without tails have gotten fluffy elsewhere)
>the last man that is not addicted to mofu is wandering the wasteland of a former lamia region and wondering why they did it.

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why does my draph always make this face at me
what could she possibly want i wonder?

>> No.42474911

I don't know, but you should tell her to stop eating glue, that can't be healthy.

>> No.42475110

That's probably the issue >>42474911. She's eating glue.

>> No.42475154

You've attracted the attention (and affection) of both a minotaur and a salamander at the same time. They're both adamant that you pick one over the other. If you don't pick soon, they may fight over you.

So Anon,
Which will you pick, the minotaur or the salamander?
Or do you make them fight over you and let the winner carry you away?
Or perhaps you can reconcile the two and walk away with both?

>Unless they both knock each other out during the fight, there's no way you escape without at least one of them as your wife.

>> No.42475182

Well that's not very exciting, I like Salamanders, just was never confident that one would be interested in me and cow-type mamono are rather low on my list.

Only challenge is making sure that the mino doesn't end up with hurt feelings

>> No.42475189

Gimme the cow every time no contest.

>> No.42475192

I respect Salamanders, but the Mino is a better match for me.

>> No.42475200

Have them fight, fuck the winner, sexually bully and dominate the loser, go home with 2 wives

>> No.42475204

probly Mino, but I guess it would come down to the personality and individual differences of the girls, since they are both cute species

>> No.42475210

I didn't what I was going to do with a plot
I just love the concept of wise, big sister salamander that calls yourger salamanders "Little flame"

>> No.42475224

Assume the standard disposition for the species.

>> No.42475230

>"sorry gals, but this place has some 5th generation console bugs. im outta here!"
>noclip with a backwards long jump
>remote code exploit a portal to hagvill
>get marked by the first fox i find

>> No.42475233

I like that too. Could extend that to mother-daughter relationships as well.

>> No.42475235

>here's how things are going to work
>the two of you are going to get naked and wrestle
>you both get to marry me afterward but the winner gets to go first

>> No.42475247

>Anon attempts this autism gimmick
>Both the salamander and minotaur are temporarily stunned with shock from the immense cringe
>They snap out of it after 5 seconds
>They look at each other an nod in agreement
>You're pounced on by both salamander and minotaur
Maybe if you're nice, they'll dress up their tails to mimic a fox and put on fake ears.

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If you want to be happy living a king’s life
never make a pretty woman your wife
If you want to be happy living a king’s life
never make a pretty woman your wife
Now all you have to do is just what I say
and then you may be jolly, merry and gay

Therefore, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

A pretty woman make a husband look small
and very often causes dawnfall
Soon as she marries then and there she starts
to do the things that will break your heart
And when you thing that she is belonging to you
she is calling somebody else to do

Man, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you can be sure you will be happy in all your life
She will never do things in a funny way
to allow the neighbour have things to say
She wouldn’t disregard the husband at all
by exhibiting herself too bitter and cold

Man, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

An ugly woman give your meals on time
and try to make you comfortable in mind
At times when you lie sick in your cosy bed
she will both caress you and scratch your head
And not a minute in the night will she leave you alone
it seems you want to melt the cold from your bone

Man, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

If a man that’s not your friend
say that you have no taste
marry an ugly woman above disgrace
one who is cute, looking barbarous and rough
the skin like alligator, bumpy and tough
pigeon-hole, bull-leg, across in her eye
she got two lips that look like a big bow tie

Boy, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you

From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

>> No.42475275

>and then you may be jolly, merry, and GAY
man, this alp propaganda sure is getting complex.

>> No.42475310

gay means is in old english happy

>> No.42475348

Such queer methods.

>> No.42475352

A Hakutaku has been dispatched to your location.

>> No.42475582

that Worm better be using the Donkey or else I'm going to be disappointed

>> No.42475585

>wrong warping to hagville
If only I could be as based as you are...

>> No.42475608

what if we had an MGE- lizardwoman conspiracy?

>> No.42475613
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How do I tell the if the transfer student isn’t a sabbath scout in disguise?

>> No.42475634

Try to act feeble and cross a road, if she's a Sabbath Scout she'll try to help you

>> No.42475637

Magus is running a contest? fuck, I would participate but I'm currently stuck in Brazil, once I get out I'll see if I can write something even if the contest is over, just to piggie back on something to motivate me

>> No.42475674
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>I'm currently stuck in Brazil

>> No.42475708

>Monster girl has a gorgeous woman's body and face
>But has one flaw on her monstrous part
>Thinks she's utterly repulsive because of it
Please tell a dragon with a crooked horn that she's pretty!
Say you love a succubus despite her puny wings!
Date a fox yakuza who is missing an ear!

>> No.42475726

Submissions are up until the next Tuesday. If you can make it or are otherwise just curious, here are the details: >>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S42239993#p42249171
>I'm currently stuck in Brazil
Good luck with the Kakuens there.

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>fox yakuza who is missing an ear!
where's the downside?

>> No.42475840
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Dragon milk tastes the best cuz dragons are the best, right?

Bonus: how do monsters feel about species-based fetish outfits like picrel or bunny suits?

>> No.42475864

It can't be right because Jinkos are the best.
>how do monsters feel about species-based fetish outfits like picrel or bunny suits?
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

>> No.42475876

depends on the race.
if its a chesh she might go overboard on a joke about it, such as consuming mana from the respective race.
if its a hebi however she would probably be very insulted and go

>> No.42475894

Do you really want to be reminded that your girlfriend is a violent criminal whenever you look at her?

>> No.42475902
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The real question is what is the alcohol content of winegoat milk.

>> No.42475916
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It's winter

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Reforming a violent criminal into a broodmother is the best part
>marrying a human and having kids is part of her parole conditions

>> No.42475937

>Offer your chesh wife a cow-print bikini
>That evening she shows up with breasts triple their usual size
>She can't stop lactacting
>Spends the entire night giving you milky paizuri

>> No.42475941

bunny suit chesh seems funni

>> No.42476030
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my good sir - dogtits, I say!

>> No.42476053

I'm listening

>> No.42476151 [SPOILER] 
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I would never a dog.

>> No.42476173
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I come to steal more of your ideas for pics

>> No.42476192

but i gotta say
floppy ears make my pp the same way
a proper canines ears stand tall and proud

>> No.42476193

Kot getting chased by lighthouse anon.

>> No.42476196
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A jungle cat looking in awe and wonder at a beautiful taco!

>> No.42476242


>> No.42476249

Anon being squished by/between fat hag tits

>> No.42476280

Damn nice abs, can she help me to get better one if I'm a skinnyfat ?

>> No.42476283
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it is your duty to breed the family dog
family dog is for starting family with!
and other lies you keep telling yourself

>> No.42476302

a redcap but with the "strength" of a hobgoblin

>> No.42476311

the DL's strongest soldier (a wurm, on the ground)
the cheif goddess's biggest sinner (modern architecture (also nuki bank))
the DL's most loyal beacon of justice (wurm's hubby, on top of modern architecture (also nuki bank))

>> No.42476313
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Ushi-oni with a sparkler being cute

>> No.42476376
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Sexy dog girls!

>> No.42476466
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Kiki tails are very flexible.

>> No.42476498

Tailjobs for mastah?

>> No.42476503
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Let's go.

>> No.42476508

>lighthouse anon.

>> No.42476509
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dogs are pure sex, man's best lover

>> No.42476513

Kiki whose polish and shog whose French
Watch the sparks fly

>> No.42476515

A taco kot with taco flavored kisses.

>> No.42476530

>fanart galleries down
>rest of neocities site down
Any idea when it will be back up?

>> No.42476547

Best kikis are french kikis from the country side. Si seulement les portails pouvaient s'ouvrir...

>> No.42476559

>whose polish
>whose French

>> No.42476566

They need their tails clean.

>> No.42476588

>anon dont know english

>> No.42476600

Based, vive la kiki Française my fren.

>> No.42476611

>tie up haku teacher
>start solving an entire textbook worth of questions in front of her
>all the answers are wrong

>> No.42476617

French are slavs?

>> No.42476648

even better, break into her desk and just write down all the answers from teacher's book

>> No.42476652

Shog angrily looking at a fine dining table that she isn't.

>> No.42476656

No but french maids were a big thing so...

>> No.42476660

Frenchies are eldritch in origin

>> No.42476695
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Man's best friend with benefits...

>> No.42476709

Hon hon hon.

>> No.42476752

Don't project too much Anglo, the vile Albion is by far the most corrupted and treacherous place on earth.

>> No.42476778

>chocolate bunny with abs
This appeals to many of my fetishes

>> No.42476782

Nah, I’d say that’s the Amazon rain forest or the marinara trench

>> No.42476791

mooooooOOOOOOOoooooooom liongirls and rooster harpies are fighting again

>> No.42476820

Cool Cyclops wearing a monocle dark like sunglasses.

>> No.42476836

Since when the Brits are roosters ?

>> No.42476841
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>Marinara Trench
Does it have meatballs?

>> No.42476849

No, only squid a la romaine. It's really good.

>> No.42476859

Viera are amazing.

>> No.42476867
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>There's an italian restaurant at the deepest part of the ocean

>> No.42476875

no, but in the neighbouring Carbonara Trench they have spagetthi

>> No.42476886

And they're always cheese to meet you

>> No.42476907

>Order the Spaghetti al nero di seppie, I made it myself anon

>> No.42476938

everything's too salty
great atmospheres though. like around 1000 of them

>> No.42476943

>Kiki/Shoggoth rivalry has somehow evolved into an elaborate wargame roleplay with detailed lore.
>Pretty much means they spend their free time playing out tabletop battles and writing out the timeline of the setting.
>You get involved for whatever roleplaying sex that days scenario calls for or for getting an option on how the setting is going.

>> No.42476956

>how you can’t stop complementing the chef for such delicious food and how good the ink tastes

>> No.42476962
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Last I heard they were cockroaches.
MEGA link doesn't work either. I hope it's just a coincidence unrelated to the recent drama and it's gonna get fixed soon.

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>> No.42477022

Sexy undead elf

>> No.42477058
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Oh fuck, they've learned to fly now.

>> No.42477062

N-no, officer.

>> No.42477067
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Anon Ymous, I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.

>> No.42477114

Let it spread to the schools and and churches, let the mofu piles up on the street, in the end they'll beg us for more

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>> No.42477245

>one who is cute, looking barbarous and rough
>the skin like alligator, bumpy and tough
so you're telling me i should go for a dragon?

>> No.42477267
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>uglier than you
A bold-faced and laughable lie! Even the ugliest dragon is possessed of a beauty and fairness that is the envy of all humans! Be glad dragons deign to even associate with you!

>> No.42477273

they dont have to be mean about it

>> No.42477288

Ok, what if I somehow travel to space? How are the monsters possibly going to rape me up there?

>> No.42477294

Yeah, I will go away. I don't want to be the second choice of anyone. Good bye.

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>> No.42477319

>Even the ugliest dragon is possessed of a beauty and fairness that is the envy of all humans!
silly dragoncel do you really want to turn into a zombie that bad?

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>Why you should be worried about bodies of water speaking Latin
Quo vadis, Satyros?

>> No.42477360

Top kek, I had a good laugh, nice work anon.

>> No.42477363

imma go for the mob faced dragons, they are the cutest ones of all and are considered the ugliest among dragons

>> No.42477376

I really wish this whole controversy started off from a more original design.

>> No.42477397
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Dragons get addicted easily to being praised.

>> No.42477478
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Is KC still seething instead of doing rpg/profiles?

>> No.42477495
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always headpat the dragon and call her a good girl
she will pretend to hate it a lot, but she will never move her head away

>> No.42477504
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Decided to put all my focus on Ushi, since I've never done that kind of monster. Have a shitpost in the meantime

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>> No.42477582
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>> No.42477602

dunno why but for some reason this made me think "panopticon... but MGE related"
>dungeon is structured as a circular loop of many rooms stacked several times
>the inner wall of ever room facing the central area is a window
>center of the dungeon is a watchtower with an extremely powerful (yet lazy, thats why she built the dungeon like this) monster inside. this is the dungeon's boss.
>occasionally looks out of the watchtower and into random rooms of the dungeon. if she sees a male she WILL kick into action and "fight" him.
>however the loot room of the dungeon is at the top of the watch tower, either way you need to "fight" the boss monster. its just a question of when.

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ded hours

>> No.42477683

I'm thinking about that white SNEX

>> No.42477686

post your meatiest mommy hags

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>> No.42477741

Listen, someone has to scream at printers and that person is me.

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>> No.42477792

How much for the cashier?

>> No.42477819

Posting foxes in lingerie is cheating. They're too strong.

>> No.42477850

You too anon? I hate printers and servers so much it's unreal.

>> No.42477851
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That's a horse.

>> No.42477854

I too have a distaste for the antichrist, what monstrous grill is most likely to refuse to drink corn syrup?

>> No.42477861

Why is she working at a grocery store? She's clearly a being of immence wealth and power

>> No.42477867

damn foxes! yet another race taken by the mofu...

>> No.42477870

Or in this case "Why is the fax line on the fax server saying its delivering but isn't?"
The answer? I'm pretty sure the printer driver is fucking up how its handling it.

I need a small and soft monster girl to pet before I go nuts.

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Too late.

>> No.42477908

>introducing the tiny desk en... chidna!
>she'll wrap around your finger
>enjoys head pats
>can summon other monsters out of thin air temporarily
>and even works underwater!

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>> No.42477932

A horse is also fine.

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>> No.42477977

Pocket Echinda, she raises morale, gives you encouragement, knows 7th level spells, and is secretly planning on undoing the shrinking spell next full moon.

>> No.42478021
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White boys fuck dogs.

>> No.42478022

Am I the one person who works in an office environment who never has trouble with the printer? I just tell it to print something and it does
Paper goes in, paper comes out. You can't explain that.

>> No.42478054

The reason why cat monsters are all such pricks is because they’re jealous and frustrated that most of their potential husbands are taken by “man’s best friend”

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I'm in the team of 4 who supports and makes software for every printers of my companies. More than 46 000 fucking printers and i have no kiki or chehs when I comeback home. It's not fair.

>> No.42478101

I'm IT.
We have an absurd amount of printers in our company across various sites.
You quickly learn that most printers are held together by hopes and dreams physically and in the realm of software.

In unrelated news, its a print driver issue on our Fax server.
I need a gremlin or a Dragon/Tanuki so I can just go home and be a family man.

>> No.42478107

I'm an ugly bastard and i want to stay as an ugly bastard, the apparent contrast between my ugliness and my wife's beauty makes sex way more hot, and I want my wife to struggle, beg, cry, and fight, trying to prevent me from raping her more because that also turns me on.
Will anons and monsters understand me on this?

>> No.42478116

Yes, I can even if it's not my bread. Just make sure to not died from a heart attack or something.

>> No.42478119

Monsters such as mindflayer will help you with your problem.

>> No.42478121

if that turns you on...
but remember - no matter how ugly and bastardy you are - to your wife you will always be her handsome cute prince

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I set your computer to print things to PDF as a default, isn't it more convenient this way anon-kun?

>> No.42478130

I don't even want to be myself.

>> No.42478132

Bro, i feel you so much. Thanks God, alcohol is a thing or else i would have already lose it.

>> No.42478146

Bankers want paper contracts so you better give them the fucking papers right now or they will cry and cum.

>> No.42478151

I hate this.
The only way this would be more 'real' is if they said "Well its not printing out and it says its printing to one note."

God, troubleshooting things for high ranking monster girls would drive me nuts.

Its funny, when you're learning routing protocols, DHCP, server setups, and the like, they never mention "Oh yeah, a lot of your job will also be fax line triage"

>> No.42478215

When in doubt just assume KC is too busy sending messages demanding something to be taken down.

>> No.42478256

Lanternon, story 2. You've missed a fuckload of implicit HFY pandering and 'le justified' mamono nuking. Still, one of the most well-written stories and mature settings around, shame about the whole direction he took with it IMO (even more shame about the kind of following it was getting at its height).

>> No.42478275

automaton chan please play sexualizer, time to make more automaton sex bots and i need ideas for new designs

>> No.42478280
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>> No.42478292

Fish are stinky

>> No.42478301
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get real - you're a slave to fish pussy just like the rest of us

>> No.42478307
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>be helping pharaoh CEO with her computer
>she is technologically retarded
>"Back in the desert, things were so much simpler. We wrote on papyrus. Whybdo we even need these moronic devices?"
>your frustration boils over
>in a fit of rage, you pin her down and have your way with her as punishment
>news of this spreads through the office
>soon every monster's having IT troubles
>even the automaton can no longer remember her passwords or open powerpoint
>you know she's just waiting for you to put your floppy into her disk drive
>hate life

>> No.42478308

if i'm good will ms. krampus bring me a winegote for christmas?

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>> No.42478324

>like the rest of us
What are you talking about? I never saw anyone waifuing a fish

>> No.42478335

it's an implicit desire. if a beautiful fish offered herself up to you, would you really be able to say no?

>> No.42478341

Water is fucking gross, there is too much nasty shit floating around

>> No.42478345

... what? autist

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>> No.42478365

Marrying a fish = living in water, which is gross

>> No.42478367

you = an autist

>> No.42478368

Kill the fucking fish before eating you dumb nigger.

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>> No.42478377

unnecessary. it will die as part of the process of eating

>> No.42478387

Don't need to inflict more pain. Give him a good bonk on a rock, you fucking chink.

>> No.42478391

christ man it's a fish not an orphan

>> No.42478431
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>would you really be able to say no?
yes i would,but if an elf offered herself up on the other hand....

>> No.42478451

You say that now, but we know what would *really* happen if a beautiful fishy girl showed you genuine attention and affection.

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>> No.42478516

I need LEOPARD girls.

>> No.42478518

anchovy wife, happy life?

>> No.42478520

>anon shows up on JINKO'D.com a week later

>> No.42478574

Scholz released the Leopards

>> No.42478577

>tank configuration automaton

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>> No.42478596

reminds me of my fic for the contest

>> No.42478667

what are you writing about?

>> No.42478676

go to the jungle in the amazon

>> No.42478705

An order paladin brutally kills thousands of cu siths before the last one turns the tables on him and he gets hounded.

I'm not gonna say what I'm wriitng in case I don't finish in time

>> No.42478741

There are rumors that sometimes it contains trace amounts of milk, but so far no one has been able to prove it.

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>> No.42478794
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Why do kots loves waffles?

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>> No.42478847

They're an expression of love.

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>> No.42478909

What's this from?

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>> No.42478916

Hm, yes, cursedaircraftcarrier

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Maybe I didn't read far enough for the HFY cancer, or I was caught up before that happened. There was a bit of wank of course that comes with the subject matter, but I didn't remember it being unbearable. Or maybe it was, and we were a lot more tolerant to that sort of thing. Back then, people treated becoming an incubus as brain death and mamono winning as erasure of human culture. Almost every fanfic was guilty of weird cope around that.

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>> No.42478990

something is off about my wife today, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

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Must be pregnancy cravings.

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Life finds a way.

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Sure is dead in here.

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>> No.42479163

There's no point in having these threads anymore.

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But I like it here.

>> No.42479190

Classic suffering fag that's just as desperate to be wanted and ogled, but with a kink for tragedy and being the object of sympathy primarily. The edgelordism/outward hatred for the very thing they crave attention from just plays into that. I'd know, because I'm also like that (fuck making cringy shitfics out of it though).

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sorry, went to watch Tomo
alright all 100 of you pack it up and let's leave
it's been fun

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>> No.42479216

and don't let the door hit your wife's giant ass on the way out.

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>> No.42479242

It's wednesday you dummy

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You bovine lovers don't know what you're in for.
A few pregnancies will inevitably lead to bakunyuu.

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I wish Selkies weren't just normal women in a seal suit. I know that's what they are in the irl myth but still.

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now that's a common problem for every monster lover

>> No.42479257

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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it is when she can't run anymore without knocking herself out

>> No.42479309

Yup sea seal are really cute and could be good pets. I would rather like a beast girls half sea seal and half humans.

>> No.42479325

I haven fapped to anything else since finding that kej pubejob picture

>> No.42479326

And then I'll give her even more kids and relish in the chounyuu

>> No.42479329

>Back then, people treated becoming an incubus as brain death and mamono winning as erasure of human culture. Almost every fanfic was guilty of weird cope around that.
Yeah, lowkey hating monstergirls was ridiculously enough a fairly common thing for this place underneath all the comfyposting that 'all the cool kids' sorta did. I remember Europe's (first?) immigrant crisis going on at the time and drawing parallels between African rocket scientists and monsters was another 'deep' thing.
And that wasn't even all of retardation. Remember the bishieposting? The constant seethe of MGU refugees? Almost wish I gave all those faggots more shit at the time.

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>> No.42479338

>I would rather like a beast girls half sea seal and half humans.
I agree, if KC is going over older monster girls he needs to do that with Selkies.

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>> No.42479342

What did you consider the point of these threads?

>> No.42479346

A lot of mamano are just normal women with animal ears so what's the difference

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I think my monster neighbor is broken. She keeps making this face when I do yard work

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>I'm just a normal woman with animal ears boy
>no need to call the paladins
>now whip it out

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