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>> No.42368687
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I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, day, and night!

>> No.42368700

>>42368683
Owls are nocturnal so it's okay for her to stay up late

>> No.42368701
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https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1614032343773360130

It's Jabberwock's birthday! Say something nice about everyone's favorite 17 year old!

>> No.42368702
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whynotboth.jpg

>> No.42368705

>>42368701
She keeps people with bad taste away from my favored species.

>> No.42368709

>>42368687
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.42368722

>>42368700
She still needs to sleep, so off to bed for the afternoon.
>>42368701
She's been the best 17 year old for many years in the row!

>> No.42368738
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So what kind of music do monsters listen to anyway?

>> No.42368743
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>>42368738
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!

>> No.42368745

>>42368738

Black No.1, if they're undead mm.

>> No.42368758

>>42368709
Not a fan of danukis being fat, fren.

Ideally, she's a couple inches shorter than me and with a slender frame or average build. No fat.

>> No.42368765
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I wanna make a black harpy this happy one day.
To see this smile. I'd do anything

>> No.42368768
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>>42368765
this but with jubs

>> No.42368772

>>42368768
Black harpies and jubjubs are my two favorite types of harpies. Really the only types of harpies I truly like.

>> No.42368784
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>>42368772
birbs are just too good

>> No.42368793

>>42368784
Easy to please too. Nuts, bread, fries, chips. Give them some and you've made a friend for life.

>> No.42368804
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Big soft white (white) girls!

>> No.42368812
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>>42368793
>giving her so many treats
Careful about spoiling your birb, she might tell her flock about your generosity

>> No.42368818

>>42368812
>Becoming the patriarch to a murder of black harpies
Yes please.

>> No.42368823
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>>42368804
if it ain't white, it ain't right

>> No.42368844

>>42368818
>brings you all the shiny things
>protect you from other woman
>giant cuddle pile back at the nest
really are too good

>> No.42368858
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>>42368823
Yes

>> No.42368861

>>42368844
>Shiny things
Everything from jewelry to empty wrappers.

>> No.42368866
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racist niggaz

>> No.42368879

>>42368861
>empty wrappers
>black harpy brings you back a shiny
>it's just a chocolate wrapper
>she has big smile to go with her chocolate mess on her face
These birds are too cute

>> No.42368888

>>42368879
Can't be mad that the shit-eating grin. Just gonna kiss her and lick off that chocolate on her face

>> No.42368896

>>42366245
i ha he no idea how he didn't snap and murder and/or kill himself. Maybe I'm the only one thinking that but some of the situations he was put through made my blood boil.

>> No.42368897
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unshattered pelvis detected

>> No.42368904

>>42368866
I can see coochie in that pic, anon

>> No.42368907

>>42368904
racist

>> No.42368914

>>42368907
I'm just trying to save you from a vacation

>> No.42368916

>>42368888
>lick the chocolate off her face
>she chirps happily and starts licking your face as well
>other wives join in for the "bath" session

>> No.42368920

>>42368916
>Black harpy tongue bath
Yes please

>> No.42368936

>>42368702
Nephilims are all edgy nutcases.
Good fucks, but horrible wives.

>> No.42368945
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Big snek

>> No.42368951

>>42368916
>Chirps
I think you mean "CAAWW!!!"

>> No.42368952
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>>42368945
long snek

>> No.42368961
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Last thread request!

>> No.42368969

>>42368701
I’m going go make out with her and her mouths!

>> No.42368971

>>42368961
Did you ever do that imp request from a few threads back?

>> No.42368975

>>42368961
dhampir bonking vampire on the head

>> No.42368989
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>>42368951
still cute

>> No.42368992

>>42368961
I trust Eros Griffons the most.

>> No.42368996

>>42368952

nice abs.

>> No.42369000

>>42368961
eros dragon battling eros griffin for anon

>> No.42369018

need magical girl hag monsters

>> No.42369026
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>>42369018
All mages are hags

>> No.42369045
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>>42369026
Yes

>> No.42369048

>>42369026
The superior mages are 5000 on the inside and 5 on the outside.
Never forget that dark mages are just human women who go around being selfish and mean but the Sabbaths are super cute, themed, and you can do group activities!(aside from the orgies)

>> No.42369054

>>42369026
Taking Patchouli-sama outside of the Mansion! Having her enjoy sunlight! Having her touch grass!

>> No.42369067
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>>42366245
>when you cope mode across half a continent because the girl you fell in love with almost raped you that one time
I don't mind the finale, but it does make everything after valisias funnier in hindsight

>> No.42369109
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Trust this cat.

>> No.42369115
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>> No.42369116

>>42369109
Why's she soaked in water?

>> No.42369125
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>>42369048
>t. growth-stunted jealous hag whose virginity is subject of ancient plays

>> No.42369290

>>42368971
Ah, I don't think I did. Not doing all of the requests, gonna be honest on that. I do either girls I didn't do yet or the ones that seem to vibe the best with my style. What was the imp request?

>> No.42369297

>>42369290
Just a pic of an imp being cute. You don't have to. I was just wondering if you did it or not.

>> No.42369352

Imps are just floating onaholes they dont have feelings or dreams or aspirations

>> No.42369364

>>42369352
You're thinking of pixies and fairies. Imps are lolis

>> No.42369427

>>42368701
She is huge! That means she has huge guts!

>> No.42369492

>>42369067
Love makes you do stupid, stupid things. Like go maximum tsundere for 6 months because you don’t want the smug demon to win.

>> No.42369550

>>42369492
tsun is a terrible affliction i wouldn't wish upon man or woman

>> No.42369559

>>42369492
>>42369550
can't beat the dragon pussy

>> No.42369606

>>42368701
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!!

>> No.42369782
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>>42368683
How art thou rate modern day or futuristic monstergirl drip?

>> No.42369820

>>42369782
CLACK

>> No.42369823

>42369782
I think you're just using monster girls as a pretext to spill your military fetish autism all over the thread

>> No.42369828

>>42369782

retarded. also is this some kind of not so subtle shoes marketing? that's the last thing i need.

>> No.42369854

You've been captured by a p'orcer raiding party and are carried off back to their stronghold. What's your plan to turn them into your submissive wives, or what's your plan to escape?

>> No.42369861

>>42369854
Ahh, let's worry about that after this kegger.

>> No.42369882

>>42369854
I'll need to know my situation before I can plan an escape

>> No.42369953

>>42369854
>cry like a wimp until they release me out of disgust
>teleport behind their leader
>"heh, nothin personal, porky"
>proceed with ultimate buttspanking
>rest of the band kneel in awe and respect
>buttspank their plumpy hams anyway, just because i can

something like that, it should work

>> No.42369985

>>42369953
>cry like a wimp
You'll just get old mama hog

>> No.42369989

>>42369882
Well, the standard p'orcer raid victim. You're "imprisoned" in the stronghold. You're the only prisoner and only human man present. And every night they come to have "fun" with you, taking turns. There're p'orcer guards outside the doors and palisade gates that surround the stronghold. You're not allowed outside but can freely roam the inside of the longhouse. No weapons are kept inside the longhouse. The best you can find are small kitchen knives and some mounted, decorative leather shields on the walls. There're p'orcers performing daily tasks like smithing, alchemy, farming, cooking, etc. inside and outside the longhouse. The guards are heavily armed. The ones doing the daily chores are lightly armed. Probably around 10 - 20 p'orcers in total. No h'orc is present in this tribe.

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>>42369823
>>42369828
I thought this thread would be know gijinka or so. Literally "humanization" of inanimate objects and items if they were anime boys and girls, mostly girls. And is monstergirl armies stigmatized because of some retard I've missed?

>> No.42370042

>>42369985
>get old mama-hog
>seduce mama-hog with my polite manners
>plead mama-hog to buttspank the meany young p'orcs
>suddendly become the alpha male of the band (behind mama)

still works, but it's way less cool

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I wish I had wight sugar mommy.

>> No.42370083

>>42370031
pretty much, because of /tg/fags poisoned that well

>> No.42370092
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>>42369782

>> No.42370132

>>42370031
>And is monstergirl armies stigmatized because of some retard I've missed?
There were some crossposting cretins spamming the thread with barely related military shitfics in which monster girls were just mentioned once per greentext to pretend that it's on-topic.

>> No.42370277

>>42370031
Blame tg. They make it so that people here are wary of anything military.
I'm fine with it as long as you show that your not tg

>> No.42370410

>>42370132
It was ace combat wank with a plan girl to make it "legit"
This is why we cant have nice things

>> No.42370443

>>42370277
And before them there was grigori and the tards at mgu

>> No.42370513

>>42370410
>ask automaton wife to play the plane
>she looks at me for a moment, perplexed
>she start roaming the room around
>ask her to make some noise like "wooooosh"
>she stops, and look at me in a weird automaton way
>i make the old good puppy at her
>she woooooosh around the room, with me cheering her up and clapping my hands
>she's indeed a good mama-plane-wife

in case you're wondering, yes, i'm half-drunk and bored.

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You will love the cu sith.
You will give her many puppies.
You will be happy.

>> No.42370807

furries not welcome here

>> No.42370822

42370795
Fuck off
>>>/trash/

>> No.42370873

>>42370795

cait sith are cuter

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>>42370873
I disagree.

>> No.42370926

42370873
42370900
End yourselves vermin

>> No.42370943

>>42370795
I'd wife a cu sith if given the chance. Not my first choice though.

>> No.42370977

>>42370443
Ace Combat 7 is Ryona to automatons.
>>42370513
Now play Ace Combat 7's mission 19 Lighthouse, shoot the drones and and destroy the Arsenal Bird and see her face of horror as you are essentially playing a Ryona snuff film for automatons and "drones" like her.

>> No.42370988

>>42370943
They're ranked in about the upper 1/4 of all the monster girls in MGE for me.

>> No.42370997

If Wurms are so good at burrowing, would that work well with plowing? Farmer Anon could use help from Wurmwife.

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>>42370132
>>42370277
>>42370277
>>42370410
>>42370443
I do not know if there are people who've said this already. But I'd say fuck it, fuck the retards that poisoned the well, and if one were to military army post here. Just make it the monstergirl soldiers and demon realm armies win and the enemy human soldiers and operators loose but get a monster wife/girlfriend in the end.

>> No.42371061

>>42370997
yes, they make to be the perfect farmers wife
they can help plow the fields, remove weeds, can make milk, and is rather caring to all the livestock

>> No.42371065

>anons talk about vermin
>furshitter shows up
like in a fucking clockwork at this point, jesus

>> No.42371116

>>42371061
>can make milk
She'll want to wear any clothes with cowprint.

>> No.42371145

>>42371061
Imagine a local town called Wyrmwater where their specialty is dairy, with nary a cow in sight.

>> No.42371154

>>42370977
>The retired veteran Osean Salamander who is now a single chubby NEET blames her current problems and woes on the Erusean Succubus, the Belkan Gremlin and the Yuktonanian and Emmerian Kikimora neighbors

>> No.42371163

>>42371055
I don't want to lose so no.

>> No.42371192

>>42371145
>the wurms are so busty that they give holsts are run for their money
>Have country accents
>with freckles and tans

>> No.42371297
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42371297

You have acquired item:
CHOCOLATE ELF
Available actions for this item:
>spank
>grope
>molest
>strip
>sex
>examine

>> No.42371312

>>42371297
I make my own choices.
>Cuddle

>> No.42371327

>>42371297
nah, it seems i obtained easter bunny elf

>> No.42371333
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How do I properly cuddle a centaur?

>> No.42371339

>>42371297
molest her ears and then her womb

>> No.42371343

>>42371297
>>42371312
Reject!

I will only take white, blonde hair blue eyes high elves from either Valinor, Ulthuan or The Summerset Isles.

>> No.42371347
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>>42368683
I'm going to mofu heaven when I die.

>> No.42371391

>>42371333
For bedtime, face-to-face cuddles.
For riding, shimmy up to her human back and hug her from behind.
For being a submissive bitch, cuddle her underbelly with your head between her front legs.
For being a degenerate, cuddle her underbelly with your head by her naughty horse bits.

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>>42368683
>>42371333
Man I wish KC was as dedicated as TwistedScarlett.

>> No.42371489
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>> No.42371526
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Mastahs of the thread, I need help. My kiki was acting very lewd lately, so I put her in a chastity belt to calm her down, but now she's in the other room growling at the door and demanding I unlock it.
Is it too late to send her back to the maid agency and ask for another? I don't think this one fully completed her meido academy courses...

>> No.42371530
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>>42368683

>> No.42371533

>>42371297
All of the above.

>> No.42371561

>>42371526
You also have a duty you have to fulfill for her, you donkey.

>> No.42371568

>>42371526
No refunds, boyim

>> No.42371569
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>>42370410
>plan girl

>> No.42371571

>>42371526
Anon, how long has been since she’s felt your touch?

>> No.42371584

>>42371571
My touch? What? I just shook her hand when she first started working for me, I don't think I've touched her since then.

>> No.42371588
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>>42371526
That’s a level of stupid I haven’t seen in a while.

>> No.42371592

>>42371526
I think it would have been safer if you were the one wearing a chastity belt.

>> No.42371597

I think chastity cages would be quickly outlawed, collected and destroyed under mamono rule.

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>>42371597
That'll just make a dangerous black market for shady chastity belt dealers, just like it's done for condoms.

>> No.42371617

>>42371584
That poor Kiki, anon. Do you know what it means to get a Kiki maid?

>> No.42371631

>>42371597
Some mamono are immune to them like centaurs and sandworms

>> No.42371648

>>42371617
Apparently it means that said maid is defective.
This isn't gonna work. I think I'll just open the door and tell her she's not working for me anymore, and that I'm just going to send for a maid from the Shog Agency. I've heard they're much more professional.

>> No.42371681

>>42371648
Anon, I pray for you

>> No.42371699

>>42371681
ironically I use to be a minister

>> No.42371804

>>42368738
I guess most their music is just another tool to get laid, like with the Satyros.
Anything to get the mood going I assume.

>> No.42371812

>>42368738
is the joke that its a sad song or a bad song?

>> No.42371843

>>42371526
>>42371610
I don't know why but i think this is really hot.

>> No.42371862

>>42371648
Shog Agency?
I thought I just always had a Shog, and Shogputer. Come to think of it, I can't recall a time before my maid existed. How odd.

>> No.42371871
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42371871

Breed and be fruitful

DO IT

>> No.42371910
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>>42371871
make me

>> No.42371926

>>42371910
its your biological duty as a male to spread your genetics

>> No.42371928
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abs

>> No.42371956

Do not abuse the kikis

>> No.42371959

>>42371928
that need to be ruined

>> No.42371974

>>42371928
nigger

>> No.42371984

>>42371974
well thats not a nice thing to say

>> No.42371999

Dumb nuclear hell ravens!

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https://imgbox.com/g/bwnUfqnajz
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 61. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/mYln0vgN

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.42372043

>>42372031
God I wish that was me

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>> No.42372063

>>42371999
im sure that i can fix it when i figure out the physics

>> No.42372083

>ywn get to go about your day with a pixie chilling in the crotch of your underwear, licking and teasing your cock and making you secretly cum in public multiple times
Bros, I can’t take it anymore…

>> No.42372175

>>42372083
This, except it's a shog attaching a parasite onahole.

>> No.42372180

>>42372083

it's winter after all, better keep yourself warm and comfy.

>> No.42372369

>>42372031
>abomination is gone
I can't enjoy dormice being eaten like this

>> No.42372493

>>42372031
Why are the abomination galleries down?

>> No.42372553

>>42372031
>>42372043
>tfw ywn be the small knight of your bun princess whose 4 times your size

>> No.42372557
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42372557

Water your plants.

>> No.42372614
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42372614

>https://myhentaigallery.com/gallery/thumbnails/17442
This hentai makes me think that it's possible for the two women in a Liliraune pair to be tsundere for each other.

>> No.42372625

>>42372369
As in, you enjoy dormice being eaten and you're sad you can't see the pics? Or you don't enjoy seeing dormice get eaten?

>> No.42372631

>>42372614
That comic is stupid and goes against spirit of the setting.

>> No.42372681

>>42371474
KC is hard at work at the portals and doesn't have time to work on the game.

>> No.42372691

>>42372631
How so?

>> No.42372696

>>42372681
I hope so. I want my sandworm waif so badly it hurts

>> No.42372704

>>42372696
Are you the Ohio one

>> No.42372717

>>42372704
The what?

>> No.42372765

if you come across an undead thats outstrenching her hands to you, start dancing to some groupo niche with her for a while then disappear like a midsummer dream

>> No.42372779
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>> No.42372793

>>42371804
>just another tool to get laid
A gandharva would slap you for referring to her music as such. It's an art form dedicated to love you phillistine

>> No.42372811

>I'll take 1 Polish kiki to go please.
>Yes, if I could get her submissive, obedient, and extra horny.
>Yes, average on height, size, and all that
>Oh also, if I could get her religious too
>Yes, yes. Thank you!
>About how long will delivery take?
>45 minutes? Sounds good. Thank you!

>> No.42372836

>>42372614
>myhentaigallery
The hell is that shit?

>> No.42372850

>>42368952
>>42368996
corn snake lol

>> No.42372887

>>42372779
never ever and don't let the shills fool you. mge is kept alive only by western fan art at this point

>> No.42372899

>>42372850
When little shirohebis misbehave their mothers tell them tales about a species of polygamous lamia that pretends to be a shirohebi to sneak into ryu shrines like a milk snake mimics the patterns of coral snakes

>> No.42372900

>>42372887
He says as he replies to an image created by a Russian artist

>> No.42372933
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42372933

POV you entered the wrong cave

>> No.42372935

>>42372900
>one single russian artist and the main point still stands that japan's content output is completely eclipsed at this point

>> No.42372947

>>42372933
Sorry ma'am, just looking for a place to get my VCR repaired

>> No.42372948

>>42372900
is russia not the west anymore?

>> No.42372960

>>42372948
Anon... the cold war...

>> No.42372963
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42372963

Every day I wake up in a world without monster girls...life isn't fair bros...

>> No.42372975

>>42372963
Her wings are so thin you can see through them!

>> No.42372991
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42372991

>>42372975
Good sight anon

>> No.42373005

dammit!every time someone offers draw requests I only remember what has been in the back of my mind days latter.
i need to write these down.

>> No.42373011

>>42372991
Demon fashion is so weird.

>> No.42373014
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42373014

>>42368945

>> No.42373016

>>42373011
sounds like a job for the Dark Tailor

>> No.42373020

>>42372948
Russia has never been Western.

The West is Catholic and Protestant Europe and some of their former colonies like the US, Canada, etc. Russia is part of the Orthodox world along with most of Eastern Europe

>> No.42373021
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>>42372963
Believe. True faith is unbreakable.

>> No.42373049
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42373049

>>42373021
I'm trying anon...

>> No.42373065

>>42372887
>mge is kept alive only by western fan art at this point
damn bro I just want to know what color volume 3's cover will be so bad, if supporting him brings him closer to showing it off, then i'll push myself further

>> No.42373068
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42373068

>> No.42373070
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42373070

Expand the kiki bloodline

>> No.42373080

>>42373065
Supporting KC at this point gives you nothing but a sense of shame.

>> No.42373084

>>42373065
kc only releases new volumes when he creates 100 girls. We're nowhere near the 300 mark to justify a third volume

>> No.42373097

>>42373068
Pump-a-rump

>> No.42373111

it's growing stronger...
https://files.catbox.moe/ljizrp.png

>> No.42373115
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42373115

>>42373111
Nice birb

>> No.42373122

>>42373084
How many girls are there at the moment? 220?

>> No.42373139

>>42373122
224

>> No.42373141

>>42373139
He's not had the best pace recently.

>> No.42373146

>>42373111
Where is this from? Comic gaira?

>> No.42373147

>>42372887
>>42372935
How about you stop talking out of your ass?
Like half of what KC retweets is other Japanese.

>> No.42373159

>>42373146
AI art you knuckle-dragging ape.

>> No.42373160
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42373160

>>42368701
>17

>> No.42373162

>>42373139
Kek, with how things are going. We are not ever going to see a volume 3 or any new content for the new few years.
Make a region book instead. Should be easier as he can reuse existing Mamono.

>> No.42373191

>>42372948
>>42373020
It's west of Japan, that's what matters.

>> No.42373203

>>42373160
I wanna sniff a smug gazer's breath

>> No.42373204
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42373204

>>42369989
Use the smaller knives to cut up rope (it's a medieval longhouse with numerous career tasks they must have a bunch of rope lying around) into smaller pieces. Get the porcers drunk and then tie them up while they sleep. Use the stringed hams as onaholes until they get mindbroken into obedience. If not all of them get drunk at once then only do a few at at time in secret to use as future sleeper cells to make mindbreaking other orcs easier. Find horc and use other orcs to capture her. Repeat mindbreak process then use her as a number two lieutenant to keep order. That's how you take down an orc hold from the inside.

>> No.42373205

>>42373162
lots of things would be easier but despite the patreon taking off he doesn't even regularly produce art for it. Instead it might be possible he spends all his free time stonewalling at a game or doing the thing where he treats a full time job as a hobby so makes fuck all progress.

>> No.42373244

Post pics of rapey yetis!

>> No.42373294
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42373294

Huge
Fluffy
Ears

>> No.42373307
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42373307

>Thy Flesh Consumed! Perfect Hatred!
Uh-oh! Sounds like little Sally discovered DOOM and now she's spouting episode and map names like some kind of chuuni.
What do?

>> No.42373336

>>42373307
Go ultra violence on her womb

>> No.42373345

>>42373307
Bring her to the bedroom and breed her until she forgets everything else that isn't breeding

>> No.42373348
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42373348

>>42373294
IMAGINE

>> No.42373352
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42373352

>>42373294

>> No.42373495
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42373495

How would a date with her be like?

>> No.42373498

>>42371297
>examine
>bind
THEN the sexy stuff
>HJJHJJ
what does it mean, captcha

>> No.42373517
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>> No.42373530

>>42372031
>big wan
>big spider
>dark angel POV
>more doomguy porn
that has to be someone commissioning those, right
>cute pyrow
>nurarihyon
>more blackscale
good shit

>> No.42373536

>>42373307
>Salamander "Angry"
>Salamander "Rude"

>> No.42373542

>>42373307
introduce her to ULTRAKILL instead

>> No.42373544

>>42373517
Pictures of monsters absolutely enamored with giant meaty burgers are adorable

>> No.42373557
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42373557

>>42373294

>> No.42373572

>>42372031
tbird got hips

>> No.42373581
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>> No.42373596
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42373596

I need a wife like pic related...

>> No.42373602
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42373602

I want to be tricked into casual sex (marriage)!

>> No.42373609

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104523498
preg wendigo

>> No.42373688

>Twitter artist that did cute mge art now does nothing but vtumour fanart with the very rare monstergirl piece
A tragedy how often it's happened

>> No.42373709

>>42373688
and why shouldn't he?

>> No.42373711

>>42373688
Well vuber simps do have a lot of money so it makes sense. It is what it is.

>> No.42373721
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42373721

There is this strange but pretty lady living in the forest.She always gives me gingerbread if I let her touch me in funny places.

>> No.42373725
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42373725

Make sure to keep your girl well fed.

>> No.42373743

>>42373711
You'd think we'd see more sith art though

>> No.42373758

>portals open
>several monsters already in pursuit
>turns out they have their own encyclopedia
>all the ones after (You) have read your entry

>> No.42373760

>>42373725
>all those beans
maybe I shouldn't have shown her my doomsday stash

>> No.42373762

>>42373725
Ayo this larva eatin' beans

>> No.42373768
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42373768

>>42373688
Which artst?

>> No.42373771

>>42373721
How about giving HER gingerbread in exchange for getting to touch her in funny places?

>> No.42373776
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42373776

>>42373758
Ayo. Guess a bunch of weeb Oni or the ones who thinks "I can fix him" are coming for me.

>> No.42373785

I have a feeling I'd actually be a horrible husband

>> No.42373787

>>42373758
>you're the human boy encyclopedia equivalent of ant arachne

>> No.42373789
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42373789

How do I out kiss the frog?

>> No.42373793
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42373793

>>42373725
y beans tho?

>> No.42373820

>>42373758
Good, they will know that i will kys if they're not what I want.

>> No.42373829

>>42373793
She watched some Terrence Hill & Bud Spencer western and got a craving for beans

>> No.42373831

>>42373793
Good for you

>> No.42373834

>>42373789
Can't beat the frog

>> No.42373837
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42373837

Hey weebs
What’s the difference between もふもふ and ふわふわ?

>> No.42373844

>>42373760
The canned tomatoes are next

>> No.42373889

>>42373758
I'd be some low tier monster equivalent that nobody wants
Especially the monsters that I like don't want me

>> No.42373900
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42373900

THEY CAN BE ANY SIZE YOU WANT

>> No.42373910

Anon is very good at eating out Cheshire Cat butthole!

>> No.42373913

>>42373844
>anon loses sight of greenworm
>he just follows the trail of empty vegi cans
>finds her in his storage room halfway through years of supplies
well atleast her smile is cute

>> No.42373960

Guys what's the best way to get a baphomet wife once the portals open?

>> No.42373965

>>42373960
get first place in the sabbath black mass talent show

>> No.42373968

>>42373960
Scream UOOOOOOOHHH at the top of your lungs while k-pop HAH interrupted with goats videos play on your computer in the background.

>> No.42374012

>>42373758
How do monsters feel about MGTOW?

>> No.42374018

>>42374012
the same way they feel about other kinds of incels, i imagine. in need of rape correction

>> No.42374023

>>42374012
Men can go any way they want, but in the end all roads lead to mamono pussy

>> No.42374030

>>42374012
Probably understand it in the context it's because of human women

>> No.42374031

What would be a good monster for a creepypasta fan that likes scary things?

>> No.42374036

>>42374012
Cringe, but they'll rape it out of you.

>> No.42374038

>>42374031
shoggoth

>> No.42374043

>>42374031
Shog and Nightgaunt come to mind.

>> No.42374050

>>42374031
bogie?

>> No.42374056 [SPOILER] 
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42374056

>>42368683
Behold, the ultimate waifu.

>> No.42374057

>>42374031
oomukade

>> No.42374062

>>42373758
It wouldn't be my entry it would be a generalised profile that I share with thousands if not millions of men. So they have no reason to go after me.

>> No.42374067

>>42374056
h-hot

>> No.42374072
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>>42374056
You little shit. I just posted that.

>> No.42374073

>>42374031
Definitely Oomukade.

>> No.42374074

>>42373900
What is that?

>> No.42374077
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42374077

>>42368683

>> No.42374101

>>42374062
it'd be kind of weird to be approached and hit on by a nerdy looking monster who's basing my disposition solely on the profile

>> No.42374115
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I want a hug.

>> No.42374122

when 4chan is shut down for good in july where do we go?

>> No.42374123

>>42374115
[X]Hug

>> No.42374131

>>42374122
wut

>> No.42374132

>>42374122
Hopefully you kill yourself.

>> No.42374134

>>42374056
Where's the greenworm part?

>> No.42374135

>>42374122
Hell, I guess.

>> No.42374140
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42374140

>>42374132

>> No.42374146

>>42373758
>male equivalent of charybdis
It's not fair.

>> No.42374148

>>42374115
big hug from six-armed mommy...

>> No.42374150

>>42374134
that's currently the larval stage. turns into a greenworm after cocooning

>> No.42374160
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42374160

>>42374131
WHEN 4CHAN IS SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD IN JULY WHERE DO WE GO?

>> No.42374166

>>42374160
Sauce you stupid nigger.

>> No.42374180

>>42374166
Crack pipe

>> No.42374185

>>42374160
CAPS LOCK ISN'T A CLARIFICATION, FUCKTARD

>> No.42374192

>>42374166
I made it up.

>> No.42374194
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42374194

Tom

>> No.42374203

>>42374194
I can’t be Tom, I’m allergic…

>> No.42374209

Lewding friends...

>> No.42374213
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42374213

>>42374122
Wait, what's happening in July?

>> No.42374222

>>42374194
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, NIGGA?!

>> No.42374227

>>42374194
i will MOLLY her

>> No.42374229

>>42374213
Independence Day in the US.

>> No.42374246

>>42373913
She will be a stockpiling papillon. She'll repay anon for his vegeble

>> No.42374249

Independance lmao
you bow to your hebraic masters at every opportunity

>> No.42374258

>>42374213
it all returns to nothing

>> No.42374300

>>42374213
4chan no more

>> No.42374340
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42374340

Cat

>> No.42374352

>>42374340
breeding

>> No.42374365
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42374365

>>42374340
learning about cats

>> No.42374377

>>42374300
But why?

>> No.42374387

>>42374377
everything has to end someday anopn

>> No.42374395

Your feelings about change are bad, never the change itself.

>> No.42374401

>>42374377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE

>> No.42374403

>>42374300
>>42374387
Go back to twitter if you want attention for being a fucking retard.

>> No.42374404
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>>42374340

>> No.42374416
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42374416

What's your opinion on regional krampus variants?

>> No.42374450

>>42374416
not with that nose

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42374461

>> No.42374477
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42374477

>> No.42374488
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42374488

>>42374416

>> No.42374495
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42374495

>> No.42374519

>>42374488
That monster girl you just posted looks pretty fucking ugly, what's she from?

>> No.42374537
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42374537

>>42374519
>>42374519
>what's she from?

>> No.42374541
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42374541

>>42374519
She's from the worst series of all: Real life.

>> No.42374542

>>42374537
Someone draw angel automaton version

>> No.42374545
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42374545

If vampires aren’t sluts then explain this

>> No.42374567
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42374567

>> No.42374569

>>42374545
stalking their hubby for days?

>> No.42374583
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42374583

>>42374545
less popular girls will often resort to pack hunting

>> No.42374584

>>42374545
they are roleplaying so anon comes around and goes "I can fix her/them"
boom! easy hubby

>> No.42374619

>>42374583
>a pack of elves
>one baphomet
tough choice.

>> No.42374625

>>42374545
They're just being friendly.

>> No.42374626
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42374626

>>42374583
that's why you should always have an escape route planned

>> No.42374646

>>42374626
how do you escape from this? I bet they're already going for his ears

>> No.42374652

would you say that the western mg fanbase tends to like cute more than lewd?

>> No.42374658

>>42368961
Aww yiss, got my eros griffon

>> No.42374662

>>42374626
Good thing I've got my reading glasses on me. Looking like a nerd should keep those pyrows away

>> No.42374663

>>42374652
depends where you look I guess?

>> No.42374688

>>42374652
i don't know, i try not to associate with them.

>> No.42374694

>>42374652
It's all over the place really. There's some cute posts here, but then you'll get a good few hours of anons ranting about sweaty breeding sessions with thick meaty hags. It just depends on who's in awake at the time.

>> No.42374696

>>42374646
try talking about nerd stuff, that should drive them away

>> No.42374714
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>>42374662
You fool! Nerds are the natural prey for pyrows. You just made them hornier!

>> No.42374717

>>42373758
>you're the cait sith equivalent

>> No.42374744

>>42374717
matango is probably more accurate in terms of both popularity and behavior: unpopular and sedentary.
Cait sith are actually cute and really cool. You wish you were that interesting.

>> No.42374755

>>42374696
but anon all I've got is nice local hiking routes

>> No.42374758

>>42374626
>>42374714
See this why going the gloomy loner route works, monsters would be too busy going for the jocks/nerds that you'd have time to be alone!

>> No.42374780

>>42374652
From what I've seen, most people getting into arguments about lewd vs. cute are either closet monster boy faggots or bunkerchan schizos trying to look down on "'coomers".
Here we have a healthy mix of both, as it should be with MGE

>> No.42374791

>>42373014
That's a huge snek

>> No.42374810
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>>42374365
I need to find all the ley lines

>> No.42374819
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>>42374758
>gloomy loner route
You are gonna get healed SO hard anon

>> No.42374821

>>42374652
Cutelewd is the superior choice and answer.

>> No.42374823

>>42374646
Just gotta bait for contrarian responses, so she thinks you don't fit together or you're just annoying.
>Do you like X?
>Oh yeah, I like X, Anon!
>I fucking hate X.

>> No.42374833

i use to be an edgelord

>> No.42374843

>>42374833
then I took a Wyrm to my knee

>> No.42374860

>>42374758
What would be a good monster for someone that’s a total recluse and prefers being isolated?

>> No.42374871

>>42374810
I bet there's one on her tit

>> No.42374880

>>42374819
I am a very scary looking young man they will NOT go near me!

>> No.42374887
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>>42374821
it's powerful alchemy

>> No.42374902

Need hellwan lips on my face.

>> No.42374929

>>42374902
Same but Jinko.

>> No.42374930

>>42374887
do we know what her chunky bits feel like?

>> No.42374945

>>42374930
i'm going with squishy velvet

>> No.42374947

>>42374902
Which lips?

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>>42374947
ah you know, whichever

>> No.42374970

>>42374953
I need to sleep between those titties

>> No.42375000

>>42374970
It'a considered polite to remove the pasties before napping between them

>> No.42375005

>>42375000
i wouldn't want to be rude

>> No.42375008
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42375008

>pov: you're a white man

>> No.42375014

>>42375008
i'm not very good at math

>> No.42375016

>>42375000
Well of course, how else would I get the full experience?

>> No.42375019

Do black harpies have their own secret language or something?
They keep making weird sounds on par with dubstep whenever i'm near, and the murder (what I think their groups are called) just grows larger by each day.
I don't have much spare food left, so I need answers asap.

>> No.42375168

>>42375008
Why are dog/wolf mamano like this? Just because I’m white doesn’t mean I want to fuck them

>> No.42375174

>>42374902
>>42374953
Bet they wouldn’t stop until your whole body’s littered with black lipstick marks

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>>42368683

>> No.42375212

monsters getting fucked by slimes

>> No.42375216

humans getting impregnated by ropers

>> No.42375231

>>42375216
ms roper doesn't want to put her tentacles there. who knows where that gross creature(human) has been?

>> No.42375273

>>42375195
Pretty elf fairy.

>> No.42375288

>>42375195
Wow such original and quality art, I sure haven't seen this exact same style and face several dozens of times in the past month.

>> No.42375306

>>42375288
kys

>> No.42375317

>>42375288
it's the boobs that get me.

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How fast does kiki demand payment in sex for her services?

>> No.42375326
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42375326

>>42375216

>> No.42375345

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104520779
fat and suspicious succ

>> No.42375346

>>42375323
Never. She’ll just ride you when you sleep

>> No.42375362

>>42375346
sounds rude, I'll just ban her from my room

>> No.42375414

Remember to help shave your beast girls winter coat as soon as the seasons change, they tend to get extremely fluffy in places you normally wouldn't see any.

>> No.42375425

>>42375414
but I like the floof there

>> No.42375436

>>42375326
The only good roper pic

>> No.42375443

>>42375436
Not a high bar to pass since nobody makes roper fanart

>> No.42375452
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42375452

>convince hellwan wife to try MGQ
>she thinks it's going to be a cute game where all the rapes ends in marriage with no snuff, vore, or dryfishing whatsoever
I want to see her reaction to plantsect village

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>>42375323
You have about a month before she starts adding raging mushrooms to your food.

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>>42375414
I think I would Prefer to Move to Mamanolaska, that way they can keep hairy year round. Imagine spending months of total darkness in a cabin with your wife, eating drinking and fucking a hairy beast woman.

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>>42375414

>> No.42375523

>>42375504
didn't know we could hit comfy levels this high

>> No.42375524

>>42375497
Somehow I imagine the actual furry girls looking less disgustingly furry than this.

>> No.42375541

>>42375323
28 easy payments of $49.99

>> No.42375544

>>42375497
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.42375548

>>42375323
They never ask, that's the tricky part, everything is on your shoulders.

>> No.42375553

>>42375497
Based and hairypilled. I shall hide all the razors

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>>42375524
>>42375544
I myself can't stand a beard on my face, but I absolutely am in love with hairy pussy.

>> No.42375572

>>42374031
Surprised nobody said Living Doll

>> No.42375638

>>42375452
dude epic post!!! I'm gonna post this to r.eddit and get le epic updoots!!!

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>>42374057
>>42374073
You are bigoted against pedegirls.

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>>42375497
>>42375553
>>42375571
Men of culture

>> No.42375701

>>42375638
edit: thanks for the gold!

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42375708

>>42375647
I believe that
>>42374031
Specifically requested a "good monster", which you will find that Miss Oomukade definitely is.

>> No.42375719

>>42375699
More like men of cuckoldry

>> No.42375720

>>42375655
>tfw no cute foxgirl to offer you her fluffy tail

>> No.42375727

>>42375708
>takes bonus damage from kisses
confirmed good girl

>> No.42375740

>>42375655
bratty fox needs love correction

>> No.42375765

>>42375699
Having a bush is NOT a replacement for pants in public places

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>>42375740
It is you receiving the love correction.

>> No.42375777

>>42375765
it's legal. the goats got it in under some religious clause.
thanks a lot bacchus

>> No.42375847

>>42375497
Rata has the perfect bush size.

Nothing says love like my bush getting tangled up in hers as we breed.
Also, it holds in her girl smell

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So, when the Demon Lord's big change went into effect, did all the male monsters at the time alp?

>> No.42375962
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42375962

Now Anon, listen to me very carefully
Do NOT fuck that statue

>> No.42375974

>>42375936
cucked so hard they died instantly

>> No.42375976

>>42375962
okay but i'll spray paint some graffiti on her

>> No.42375991

>>42375962
why would I? I would just take them home and use them as lawn ornaments

>> No.42376009

>>42375936
Turned into monster girls unless they were already married to another monster, then they turned into humans.

>> No.42376046

>>42375936
Yes, this may include 3 baphomets.

>> No.42376105

I wanna cuddle, kiss, love, breed, and marry Bapho-chan!

>> No.42376114

does mgehave a gacha?

>> No.42376118

>>42376009
I wonder if the girls who were made into breeding factories by the old tentacle monsters just monsterized?

>> No.42376129

>>42375976
That is an automatic marriage proposal

>> No.42376144

>>42376114
ms echidna

>> No.42376145
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42376145

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>> No.42376163

>>42376144
Keep breeding until you've got one of every species for your daughter

>> No.42376167

>>42376144
I'm suddenly imagining what the "10-pull" looks like with her...

>> No.42376173

>>42375962
Mating press statue form gargoyle msgk

>> No.42376175

>>42376144
snake mommy wants you to give her lots and lots of babies

>> No.42376179
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42376179

Roll 1 Monster
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Through an exchange program, a monster of this type is now being sent to live with you. Your house will be modified to the living standards of the Monster.

Will your house be recognizable?

>> No.42376205

>>42374584
>vampires realize that sitting around a castle for eternity just doesn't get them dick like it used to
>some depart out into the world to find a husband
>little to no worldly knowledge outside of undead high society
>one of them gets chewed up by the streets, quickly burns through all the money she has
>clothes in tatters, not a coin in her pocket, drenched in the rain
>crying to herself as she walks through an alley
>bumps into Anon by mistake
>he takes her home and gives her a bath and a meal
>tells her that she can stay with him until she gets back on her feet
>vampire must now think of a way to explain that she has more money saved than he has earned in his entire life

>> No.42376206

>>42376179
>Cupid
It'll be the same except there's a cute shrine to Eros, also in the Cupid's room there'll be a bookcase with a secret switch hidden in the Eros Bible, which causes the bookcase to rotate, revealing an armory of various weapons and equipment. Everything from gigantic compound bows, sniper rifles, shotguns, handcannons, all loaded with powerful, high-grade, Eros-blessed demonsilver ammunition.

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>>42376179
>bogey
>this is like the third time I've rolled a bogey in one of these

what a weird coincidence

>> No.42376231

>>42376179
>rolled a Jabberwock
Uhh... maybe? I have no idea, is she small enough to fit through doorways?

>> No.42376232

>>42376179
>sahuagin
Other than the addition of a large pool in the back yard, there likely isn't going to be much change.

>> No.42376242

>>42376167
technically they can birth new species entirely so you can go for those 102% completion runs

>> No.42376243

>>42376231
Nope. She's a big, fat, vore monster. Prepare accordingly

>> No.42376250

>>42376243
I'll prepare the mobility scooter.

>> No.42376253

>>42376231
Gotta widen the doorways, add more support beams and brace the foundation for the extra weight.

>> No.42376256

>>42376179
>gazer
They're going to have to goop proof my house. That stuff looks like it stains. At least she's cute.

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>> No.42376268

>get a wurm
>have to remove all the mirrors because she gets territorial

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>>42376232
>Arrive back home after getting groceries, some nice fish for the sahua for dinner.
>While putting away things in the kitchen, spot her outside in the backyard.
>She's practicing chuuni attack moves, even yelling the attack names out before doing them.
>She hasn't realized you're back home yet.
>In the middle of her "Ultimate Finishing Move", [Flowing Rivers] apparently, she locks eyes with you.
>Stays completely still, like a deer caught in the headlights.

>> No.42376275

>>42376253
At least she'll make an excellent warm and soft mattress for sleeping on.

>> No.42376277

>>42376250
Make sure it dispenses soda, cake, and ice cream for her to eat. And fairies and pixies for her to vore. Keep it stocked up less you end up like one of the fairies getting an intimate tour of her digestive tract

>> No.42376279

>>42376179
>trumpart
They going to paint card patterns on the walls but I can live with that.

>> No.42376293

>>42376179
>Tsurara-onna
Basically just forcing the place to be able to house two people instead of one, along with a bigger fridge.

>> No.42376298

>>42376179
>Eel
Nice, two sad idiot under the same roof.

>> No.42376302

>>42376293
>Giant walk-in freezer as the Tsurara-onna's bedroom. Where she makes ice sculptures for a living.

>> No.42376307

>>42376179
>greenworm
more garden? There are lots of fields around, I just don't own them.

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>>42376179
>Pharaoh
This probably means she purchased the surrounding block.
No, it's not going to be even remotely recognizable.

>> No.42376337

>>42376179
>pharaoh
why does my house look like an egyptian temple now

>> No.42376338

>>42376220
wonder how long it took her to work the door knob

>> No.42376342

>>42376319
Enjoy your palace, exotic garden, fountains, temples, baths, and servants.

>> No.42376348

>>42376319
>Speakers set up on each street corner playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6dOS5ncFc on a loop.
>New building code that demands buildings be made from sand, stone and limestone.
>Desert palms scattered about in the imported Egyptian sand.
>"Local neighborhood watch" is a group of stern-looking Anubi, who stand guard outside your house in shifts.
Ah, just like home!

>> No.42376364

>>42376338
>Tries to quietly grip the door knob to your room.
>*squeaky toy sound*

>> No.42376370

>>42376348
I'd end up romancing the anubi guards much to the Pharaoh's dismay

>> No.42376384

>>42376364
somewhere, a hellwans ears perk up

>> No.42376400

>>42376179
>nereid
My house has become an aquarium…

>> No.42376402
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>>42376370
As the Pharaoh's guest, they'll be keeping a close eye on you.

>> No.42376409

>>42376400
an aquarium with a stripper pole

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42376411

>>42376370
Behave yourself.

>> No.42376413

>>42376364
>keep hearing the squeaky toy sound from your door
>after a couple of minutes get up and open the door to a flustered bogey
>she tries to get back on script with a meek "B-boo..?"
>you sigh and drag her into your room
>you cuddle her while telling her that she can try again next time
>she just buries her head and groans in embarrassment

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42376415

>>42376179
>Minotaur
My house is gonna be a maze...

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42376417

>>42368683

>> No.42376419

>>42376370
>>42376411
Anubis are just as rigidly autistic as guards as anything else.
If you want to romance them, you'd better try it during off duty hours.

>> No.42376425

>>42376402
Ah, but it's still my house, and I have the deed. So really they're employed by me, just indirectly. If anything, the pharaoh is the guest. So it's perfectly reasonable to invite the anubi in for some fun romance.

>>42376411
I'm just doing what's in my right. I'll pamper them and make their hearts go doki-doki until they can't help but accept my invitation

>> No.42376438

>>42376415
I bet she insists that her wandering around and getting lost in the maze is actually her doing cardio.

>> No.42376446

>>42376419
That's why you grope them.
Their minds go blank with lewd contact, and then their schedule of guarding will get replaced with a schedule of lewd.

Sorry pharaoh, but you're gonna have to wait your turn or find someone else

>> No.42376459

>>42376179
>Nereid
Well, we always did want a pool at some point. Supposed to be good for therapy to boot.

>> No.42376460

>>42376419
to help out a long purple lady in a trenchcoat gave me a love potion

>> No.42376477

>>42376438
>Have to make clear markers for what hall goes where
>She still gets lost
>Swears she wasn't crying one night when she got out of bed to use the washroom and you had to find her by following the sniffles she was making
>she was absolutely crying

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>>42376477
Big dumb goofy cow.

>> No.42376490

>>42376460
>Anon ends up with a pharaoh, an apophis, and 3 anubi wives.
>the pharaoh and anubi having been thoroughly graped

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>>42376488
very dum but very cute

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>> No.42376543

>>42376488
I like to think that minos aren't dumb. They just sound dumb because learning complex language skills isn't conducive to acquiring a mate, eating, or sleeping; the only three things they care about. They're actually quite smart but don't care for smart people things like math and reading. Knowing 2+2 doesn't get you pregnant by hubby.

>> No.42376546

I got a tied to a bench at the farm by rural succubi and got brutally fucked by centaurs, werewolves, and orcs. You still think monsters are the good guys?

>> No.42376550

>>42376543
I like when they're really bad with directions.
Like "She got lost in a supermarket" bad

>> No.42376556
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42376556

Big dog.

>> No.42376560

>>42376546
>succubi helping their neighbors get a man
sounds like they are good people

>> No.42376566

>>42376179
>Dark Matter
I mean, I live in a two bedroom apartment. I think that's enough? Everything will be covered in dark matter within the hour, but still.

>> No.42376571

>>42376402
>>42376411
anything but the powerful jackel gaze...

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>>42376542
Neko pantsu erotic

>> No.42376587

>The intelligence corps of the mamono lord's army and “ratatoskrs” are always conducting investigations to determine when heroes are created, where they're moving, and so forth. Even at Library Sabbath, aka my very own “Runya Runya Sabbath”, catalogs of unmarried male heroes from throughout all the world's countries are produced and viewable.

How do we put a stop to Sabbath grooming poor innocent heroes.

>> No.42376596

>>42376587
So heroes are basically the top tier men every monster wants?

>> No.42376623

>>42376596
Nah. Some monsters may, but most just want a man.

>> No.42376646

>>42376623
>be in the background of some picture
>look sad
>it starts make the rounds in monster circles
>instantly famous
>monsters around the world trying to track you down and make you smile
it's just resting sad face

>> No.42376679

I want to have irresponsible creampie sex with any monster girl that so much as talks to me because I'm a dirty slut.

>> No.42376691

>>42376596
Sort of. That segment spends a good amount of time explaining that monsters aren't very focused on hypergamy. They place their other criteria first, and even some species that insist on strong men might relent if the guy is sincere and persistent enough. Also it's not as frankly stated but in a roundabout way it's implied
>well, who cares if he's not top tier now, he'll be top tier later (incubus)
Is a pretty common mentality.
>But those who become “heroes” and “incubi” are able to possess even more mana. Through continuous training, they can not only acquire power surpassing that of monsters, but even that of gods. These are beings who have had their human “limitations” removed when some factor caused more mana than a human being is naturally able to possess to dwell within the human body. It is as if their “shackles” are destroyed by the overflowing mana. When this is caused by divine mana, that man is called a “hero”, but on the other hand, when it is caused by mamono mana, that man is called an “incubus”.

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>> No.42376727

>>42376706
>My neighbor is secretly a kunoichi that wants to kidnap me

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>>42376646
>some random guy looking dead inside in the background of someone's selfie
>immediately the target of massive interest from thousands of different monstergirls of all types
That sounds cute.

>> No.42376761

>>42376691
Everyone always talks about the head honcho demon lord, but her husband must be absolutely terrifying in terms of raw strength and power.

>> No.42376781

>>42376691
>Sort of. That segment spends a good amount of time explaining that monsters aren't very focused on hypergamy. They place their other criteria first, and even some species that insist on strong men might relent if the guy is sincere and persistent enough. Also it's not as frankly stated but in a roundabout way it's implied
no, kc later went and I think tweeted out that, I think at least baphomets, are just larping and even when you lose against them they've already decided to marry you. He really backed away from the whole worthiness thing.

>> No.42376790

>>42376781
i'd be tired of having to answer those banal questions too

>> No.42376842
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Monsters presenting other monsters to you for sexing!

>> No.42376853
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Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

>> No.42376875

>>42376790
People get scared when they hear their waifus might say no.

>> No.42376887

>>42376853
>>42376842
>>>/vg/

>> No.42376911

>>42376706
>>42376727
>Anon makes a surprise visit to his neighbor
>Intense scramble to hide all the ninja stuff so he remains oblivious to her plans

>> No.42376915

>>42376853
I could take her. Just tell her to sit, stay, and bend over.

>> No.42376929

>>42376915
That one is a batshit crazy dyke though.

>> No.42376934

>>42376911
>Anon opens the door just for a smoke bomb to go off.
>When it clears she's in her civillian clothes and walking down the stairs as if nothing had happened.
>"Oh my Anon, you must be careful! That door gets so dusty this time of year."

>> No.42376941

>>42376842
Imagine the muffled purring while kneading her breasts.

>> No.42376997

>>42376934
>she leaves anon alone to go make some tea
>comes back and goes pale seeing anon playing with a forgotten kunai
>she snatches it and babbles something about it being a special cooking knife
>as she is putting it away, she hears a thud
>comes back to anon passed out with a dart sticking out of him
>apparently he was snooping around and activated a knock out trap

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>>42376887
Since when were video game girls banned?

>> No.42377006

>>42377001
Chink gachashit stays where it belongs. Same with boatfags.

>> No.42377009
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>> No.42377018

>>42377001
ignore the schizoid, anon. post what you like as long as its monstergirls

>> No.42377021

>>42376997
>"oh my, he really is a curious sort.....but I can think of playing this right."
>"Just a little shifting here, a pillow there, and....perfect."
>"When he wakes up he's in for a very special lap pillow!"

Remember that part of being a kunoichi is adaptability.

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>>42368683
>I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night!

>> No.42377064

>>42377053
Gosh darn super sandwiches.

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>> No.42377071

>>42377053
Sounds like a headache, I hope she doesn't go near me.

>> No.42377120

>>42377021
>kunoichi gets a devilish idea while giving anon a lap pillow
>starts whispering in his ear how much she loves him and what a man he is
>gets surprised when anon sleepily mumbles that he loves her too
>blushes when he mumbles how beautiful and kind she is
>she 404s when anon mumbles about how he wants to marry her and have lots of kids
>hours spent with both goofballs KOed

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>> No.42377131

>>42377120
Truly a victim of her own success.
Won't be able to look him in the eye for a day or two.

>> No.42377132

>>42377125
send it back to hell

>> No.42377148

>>42374115
Why can't KC just make a multiarms MG? Very likely to become a favorite, as long as she isn't one of those "must defeat in combat or perform at her level in combat to marry". If she is muscular, huge chances of #1 girl.

>> No.42377152

>>42377148
Because the less you trannies get the better.

>> No.42377159

>>42377148
>"must defeat in combat or perform at her level in combat to marry".
Well that would be the first time that happens so I'd like to see it.

>> No.42377162

>>42377152
huh?

>> No.42377171

>>42377148
>as long as she isn't one of those "must defeat in combat or perform at her level in combat to marry"
The lowest of men can topple over the mightiest of monsters as long as it ends with marriage.

>> No.42377174

>>42377159
>that would be the first time that happens
Lizardman and Salamander are already that gimmick aren't they? Though with salamander she mostly wants a good fight.

>> No.42377183

>>42377174
>Lizardman and Salamander are already that gimmick aren't they?
No, all you gotta do is get one up on her in anything. Hell you could massage a Salamander into submission and it counts.

>> No.42377184

Is there any good kakuen/raiju stories?

>> No.42377185

>>42377065
I think I'd be too enthusiastic of a masochist for most dark elves.

>> No.42377186

>>42377159
>Well that would be the first time that happens

Salamander, Lizatdman, Baphomet, Hinezumi? Yes, I know you can get excempted from those requirements with little effort but they are still there and they have a predilection for these type of men.

>> No.42377191

>>42377186
>Baphomet
>it's this fag again
Faggot.

>> No.42377201

>>42377183
That must be new info. Or well, "new" info, considering how long MGE has been around. They really did away with the combat stuff it seems. I thought the better compromise was just to have them train you up to beat them. I remember that was something KC mentioned, if you were sincere enough in wanting to be with one.

>> No.42377202

>>42377148
Maybe if he ever does Indian/Hindu themed girl. The only one that I recall is Gandharva. Jinkos despite the memes are more like Chinese.

>> No.42377209

>>42377201
>That must be new info.
no lol it was from like 2017

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If you plan to travel through the mountain passes, take care. Bandits have claimed those roads as their territory and rarely does anyone pass without paying the toll.

>> No.42377253

>>42377235
Confound your lousy toll, troll!
hissssssssssssssssssssssssss

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>>42377235
I have no fear, my trusty bodyguard will protect me!

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>>42376997

>> No.42377281

>>42377235
weeb cat

>> No.42377296

>>42377268
poor anon, just wanted to impress her with his cooking

>> No.42377307

>>42377191
I liked when baphs had requirements.

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>>42368683
That child is in danger.

>> No.42377340

>>42377325
>can't save him from her because the universe sees it as NTR
Childhood friend you are his only hope!

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>> No.42377362

>>42377346
>fox gets caught sending lewd pics to anon
would you send her your own pics in return?

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Welcome to the Moonlight Bar, what can I get you?

>> No.42377383

>>42377325
BIG GIRL

>> No.42377389

>>42377383
>>42377383
>>42377383
>>42377383

>> No.42377394

>>42377365
Can you make me a Rum Martinez?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

>> No.42377399

>>42377365
Barkeep, I am going into battle and I need only your strongest drinks.

>> No.42377402

>>42377365
You

>> No.42377413

>>42377365
Do monsters have muscle boobs or is that just hellhound?

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>>42377365
I need your biggest, bustiest hag, pronto. A shot of whiskey would be pretty nice as well.

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>> No.42377445

>>42377365
Can I work the bar for the monster customers?

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>>42377445
you would probably be taken by the first drunken monster

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>>42377399

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>> No.42377468

Anybody read Blue by Silent Witness? A story about the dl and her husband sounds interesting, but I'm not sure how good it is.

>> No.42377470

>>42377463
>you can't handle my drinks
Her strongest drinks is her breast milk, isn't it?

>> No.42377472

>>42377456
That's a risk I'm willing to take but I'm sure the bouncers will protect me!

>> No.42377477

>>42377463
Never mess with a wurm bartender.
She has tried all her concoctions and has to 'lessen' them for less durable species.

To drink her strongest drinks is akin to fighting her and she will not hold back if she thinks you can prove a challenge.

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>>42377472
They would only protect you if one already has a crush on you. Even then, you are not safe.
Good thing all the bouncers are certified priest/priestesses so they can marry you and your drunken lover(s) on the spot

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>> No.42377513

>>42377468
You....want a review before you even read the story?

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>> No.42377612

>>42377463
>tfw no dragon bartender wife who teases you for being a lightweight

>> No.42377622

>>42377472
>>42377489
Instead of a deadpool the bar has a pool betting who snags bartender Anon, how they proactively date him, and when it happens. They all sabotage them.

>> No.42377624

>>42377612
Remember, you're always a lightweight if you go into drinking without any food eaten in the past dozen hours.

>> No.42377626

>>42377513
Yeah

>> No.42377638

>>42377612
>claim you are not a lightweight
>take a sip of your beer
>pass out instantly
>dragon bartender wife gets confused as she gave you non-alchoholic beer

>> No.42377694

so thoughts on lora?

>> No.42377731

>>42377148
He already said he has one in mind, the guy's just too busy with the RPG.

>> No.42377733

>>42377694
who

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Reminder that titanias are stronger than most lilims, they just contain their power since they’re so nice

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So what is the proper way for dealing with loving Demon Lords?

>> No.42377757

>>42377752
I don't know, mating press them into blissful submission I guess?

>> No.42377766

>>42377738
I can only see them as yandere now. and that's a good thing

>> No.42377852

>>42376542
simple hearteyes, still doing things to me in 2023

>> No.42377873

>>42376842
>foxpresentingtiedupelf.png
this is the picture i would post
IF I COULD FUCKING FIND IT

>> No.42377887

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be a good uncle to your monster girl nieces.
Which means they get to play Vidya with you.

>> No.42377962

>>42377183
>Hell you could massage a Salamander into submissio
KC kinda confirmed massaging a Hinezumi into marrying your weak ass is a thing. Has he said this would work with Salamanders as well?

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How do I marry a dragon as a poor, weak peasant? She doesn't have to be particularly big, or strong, or even have a hoard.

>> No.42377995

>>42377985
Make yourself as shiny as possible. Dragons love treasure!

>> No.42378012

>>42377962
if you're touching a monster i think you're good
other notable strategies include eye contact, smiling and not smiling

>> No.42378013

Wurm is the kind of monster that mixes tropical fruit with non-tropical fruit flavors for a special drink she made

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>Beat the pharaoh in a children’s card game
>Jokingly ask her what I won
>She says an all expenses paid trip to the snake pit
At least the apophises down here aren’t such sore losers

>> No.42378043

>>42378012
What about lifeless smiling where it doesn't reach your eyes

>> No.42378067

Monsters will leave you alone if they aren't your target species or type, you don't even need a mana marker plus a tank of mana to lose an arm and a leg for. You don't have to worry about you striking their fancy, if they truly like you, they'd let you be free and at least try to be friends with you. You are monogamous just like your future wife, they'd like you to be with the only one you'd truly love.

>> No.42378104

>>42378067
>you don't even need a mana marker
I'm not sure about this. I feel like they wouldn't describe the 'please stay away I'm after x species' aspect of the mana marker, if monsters just knew about your target species without the marker.

>> No.42378128

>>42378104
they're pretty sensitive to desire

>> No.42378211

>>42377268
>kunoichi has to grab Anon before his unconscious body hits the carpet concealing the pit trap in her living room
>rolls off the couch in his sleep onto a pressure plate
>kunoichi has to save him from a barage of arrows
>no matter what Anon does, he somehow manages to set off more traps
>still hasn't figured out she's a ninja, just knows he gets the best sleep of his life when he visits her house for some reason

>> No.42378218

>>42377463
>cow dragon, I require your creamiest breast milk
>my milk is too rich for you, traveler
>it would give a Scandinavian indigestion, much less you

>> No.42378232

Reminder that no matter how evil, dominating, powerful, or sex crazed a monster is not allowed to get you if you hide under your covers

>> No.42378236

>>42378104
just tell them you're not interested

>> No.42378245

>>42378236
>playing hard to get
oops, all ponos in vagoo!

>> No.42378250

>>42378104
There could also be scenarios involving being unable to afford mana markers, not having enough mana to last you, not knowing how to use mana markers, or unable to find someone selling you mana markers. Nothing is absolute unfortunately

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>>42378232
What if she is your blanket?

>> No.42378257

>>42378245
Do monsters not know how to take a hint? Can they not accept the innocent and fully intentional words of a man?

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>>42378232
>he doesn't know there's loopholes

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>>42378257
If they can sense you're into them (an ability they all have thanks to the DL being an ascended succ), they don't give a single fuck about what comes out of your mouth.

>> No.42378282

>>42378232
What if she IS the covers? Sadly, I don't have that picture saved

>> No.42378286

kiki kisses

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>>42378245
I want to jam my ponos in dark knight's vagoo.

>> No.42378295

>>42378269
ok but what if i get boners as a normal reaction to any monster that behaves or looks erotically?

>> No.42378308

>>42378232
So you're saying I need to wear a tactical blanket while I adventure?

>> No.42378312

>>42378269
Damn dog, needs domestication.

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The only good dracolich is a wish-granting dracolich.

>> No.42378351

Post pics of fierce salamanders!

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>>42378351

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>>42378259
Be careful about which Winterstown hotel you stay at

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She's horny, and she's not gonna take no for an answer.

>> No.42378403

>>42378315
>Fusion rifle
Bleh, give me a nice shotgun any day
does a cursed shotgun's tits get bigger as the gauge gets lower?

>> No.42378412

>>42378403
See, it depends on the perk. If she's got Clown Cartridge, they *might* get bigger on reload, but if she has something like Overflow...

>> No.42378413

>>42378393
>driving to the Overlook with your Yeti wife
>"You know the boiler died during midwinter twenty years ago. The caretakers had to cuddle each other to stay alive."
>"Yes dear, you've told me how your parents met."

>> No.42378424

>>42378358
I burn to feel that Sally mander

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>>42378413
She could have chosen a daki to cuddle with in no heat, but she chose a man

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>> No.42378458

>>42378401
Is she going to turn me into a dragon?

>> No.42378487

I am a slut for ____________.

>> No.42378497

>>42378458
Worse. She’s going to make you make more dragons

>> No.42378509

>>42375647
>Unimpeded freedom
That's actually pretty clever

>> No.42378539

How muscular should Amazons be?

>> No.42378544

>>42378393
I wanna sniff that yeti's breath!

>> No.42378550

>>42378539
Like Valmet from Jormungandr

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>>42378539
As muscular as anon wants within reason

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sneks are good

>> No.42378558

>>42378551
I’m going to show her the power of dex!

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Drew a gator gal for a buddy

>> No.42378575

>>42378562
But gators aren't even mammals

>> No.42378579

>>42378575
Coconuts have hair and milk but are plants so go stand under a palm tree and cry about it

>> No.42378581

>>42378562
Gators are pretty interesting. They can keep growing and growing. They don't die of old age. They could technically live forever if they had enough food to sustain them.

>> No.42378583

>>42378575
however, one of the better reptile moms if not the best

>> No.42378587

Can't stop thinking about ratatoskrs

>> No.42378589

>>42378557
GENIUS

>> No.42378593

>>42378558
She'll be showing you the power of sex after you get beaten

>> No.42378596

>>42378593
good thing he's flexible

>> No.42378600

>>42378104

The difference is the ease and will needed. A mana marker just expands your desirability and detection by the target species and wards off others. It is like a preemptive marriage. You can do the same with just your desire, but you will need more will and desire towards your target species to ward off others and increase detection and desirability by them.

For example, suppose you are after Jinkos. Are you sure you wouldn't fall if along the way a tall buff martial artist Demon tempts you with a contract? Or a Mino flexing her muscles for you? Or a combat Werecat or buff Ocelomeh? If the answer is yes and you will settle for nothing else, you can do by yourself, if the answer is no, go for a mana marker. Whatever the case mana markers should make things easier even if not needed.

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>> No.42378611

>>42378250
>There could also be scenarios involving being unable to afford mana markers

A comment here mentioned KC said you can just go to the Sabbath and get a marker, you dont need money, MGs care about love and matchmaking more. I am sure even a Tanuki could give you one as long as you agree to pay her back once you get your waifu through mana cage selling.

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>>42378562

>> No.42378637

>>42378611
i love how it's a repurposed spell for artillery targeting

>> No.42378642

>>42378611
>pay her back once you get your waifu through mana cage selling.
literally wage cage, kek

>> No.42378657

>>42378403
>Cursed Shotgun
Wouldn't that just be Stolen Will?

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>>42378557
Yes.

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>>42378557
>>42378661
Even bad sneks are good

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>>42378667
Agreed

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>>42378661
Purple is good, apophis did nothing wrong

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>>42378667
What about wish-dragons?

>> No.42378681

>>42378562
>>42378629
There’s a zoo near me that has a bunch of alligators and only like a 3ft tall glass wall separating them from you.

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>>42378675

>> No.42378686
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>>42378674

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>>42378686
Well, I mean...
Who hasn't thought that?

>> No.42378697
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sneks ?

>> No.42378706
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>>42378686

>> No.42378708

>>42377463
I'll just ask her sister instead.

>> No.42378711
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>>42378697
Snek hours

>> No.42378715
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>>42378711
Nice

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>>42378706

>> No.42378725

>>42378697
That's a yuri alien tho.

>> No.42378731
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42378731

>>42378711
old snek

>> No.42378740
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42378740

Snake tier list
Evil snakes with thing for theatrics and will pull you into her schemes to seize the throne>Good snakes that dote on you and coil you up and shove your face between her tits whenever you get mad>Neutral snakes who’ll say they’ll eat you up and then gently coil you>Yandere snakes who get made over talking to your mom for too long

>> No.42378747
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42378747

>>42378725
Damn I've been discovered...
Never thought that someone will know about project ada here...

>> No.42378749
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42378749

>>42378731
>Marry Miia
>Get her mom as a bonus

>> No.42378751

>>42378725
Yuri is just more elaborate foreplay before fun time with hubby

>> No.42378753

>>42378600
>a tall buff martial artist Demon tempts you with a contract?
Hnnn. There’s something very hot about softer monster archetypes putting on muscle.

>> No.42378755

>be sleeping
>dream that I'm back in school
>I'm giving a presentation to the class
>suddenly notice I'm not wearing pants
>or underwear, for that matter
>other students laugh at me
>Ms. Haku gets up and starts sucking my dick
>wake up
>see Ms. Haku in my bed sleeping next to me
Do you know what this dream could mean?

>> No.42378754
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>>42378749
>Marry Miia's Mother
>Get her daughter as a bonus

>> No.42378756
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42378756

>>42378747
really nigguh

>> No.42378757
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42378757

>>42378740
What about mobile weapons-platform snakes?

>> No.42378761 [SPOILER] 
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42378761

>>42378731
That's my second favorite image of her

>> No.42378764
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42378764

>>42378754
Based.
>>42378756
Yeah, nobody said a thing about her when I posted it a few weeks ago...

>> No.42378772

>>42378764
I still can't believe that picture was drawn AFTER this one >>42378731 since the hips are a massive downgrade

>> No.42378778

>>42378772
Also that artist got their revenue stream cut off since they're apparently Russian and modern tech companies are...well I'm not going to get into it here

>> No.42378787
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42378787

>>42378772
Wait it was drawn after ?
Damn what a downgrade...

>> No.42378792

>>42377235
Two-Tail style?!

>> No.42378798
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>>42378787
Far as I can tell, yeah

I mean there's foreshortening there but still. If anything a snake's lack of legs makes the hips even more important

And it's still the SAME ARTIST AS THIS

>> No.42378806

>>42378798
>>42378787
A lot of artists tend to get worse with popularity when they monetize. It's a simple consequence of keeping their audience- their creativity and effort they can put into each piece takes a hit in favor of completing comms/putting out content for a patreon.

>> No.42378811

I am weak to blonde sneks.

>> No.42378834
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42378834

>>42378806
I think it's just a misfire. Pretty sure they were on Patreon at least since >>42378798

And now they're not

This is recent too, though this picture also has foreshortening helping

>> No.42378839
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42378839

>>42378798
>>42378834
What a waste...
>>42378811
For you

>> No.42378844

A snake's waist should flare out to twice its width to support the snake tail

>> No.42378862

>>42378839
Are you sure that's a snek and not a dragon?

>> No.42378868

Automaton with a demonsilver shot gun
Spin-reloads it like arnie in T2

>> No.42378878
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42378878

>>42378862
Honestly I don't know, but the image was tagged as "lamia"

>> No.42378881 [DELETED] 
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42378881

When was the last time we saw Pandaman?

>> No.42378886

Monstergirls and MONSTERgirls are both good. 'nuff said.

>> No.42378895
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42378895

They Irished up the tea and now baroness Wight is singing
What do?

>> No.42378896

>>42378878
I'll take your word for it

>> No.42378905
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>>42378896
Thank you anon

>> No.42378973

>>42378905
Blonde sneks. They're just too powerful. Their mastery of charm puts even the most experienced succubi to shame

>> No.42379007
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42379007

The time of the snake is over. The age of kots has begun

>> No.42379020

>>42379007
I thought it was Year of the Rabbit?

>> No.42379021

>>42378878
isn't that a vtuber? It's got enough watermarks and dmca threats on it to make me think it does.

>> No.42379055
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42379055

what size you want ur mermaids lads? I choose XL

>> No.42379057

>>42379007
I'm sure there is a really cool story behind her missing eye.

>> No.42379063

>>42379055
Big enough to give me a full-body blowjob

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>>42379020
Yeah, and Year of the Snake is 2025. Anon got the timing completely wrong.

>> No.42379376

>>42379189
Not true, my hebi wife tells me it's the year of the snake every new years.

>> No.42379663 [DELETED] 
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>Tier 1 Order Units
>Act and function as the high level enemies for late stage areas, endgame levels but sometimes are found throughout the overworld depending on you or your general party's level or certain events and quests
>if encountered in the overworld and underleveled/low-level, and underequipped, all are advised to retreat and level up with appropriate level, XP, gear and skills
>have their names in red and have skull icons next to it if encountered by lower level mamono and adventurers
>high health bar, high damage, along with armor bars and energy shield bars ontop of said armor bars
>immune to seduction, immune to Insta-Loss, immune to RNG corruption/monsterization
>can only be seduced or monsterized when their shields, armor is depleted and when they are within or below 25% health
>many cocky mamono and adventurers have so far been fortunate enough to escape to tell their encounters with such dangerous foes and to advise fellow mamono real-aligned travelers against such higher level opponents

>> No.42379733

42379663
kys

>> No.42379750
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>>42379663
>I will fight the "Order Units" in an effort to bring more mamonos, I will protect them against the evil order!

>> No.42379812

>>42379663
Why can't you mouthbreathers just remake your /tg/ thread instead of acting as shitposters here, I don't get it.

>> No.42379832
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Ignore fa/tg/uys, post monster woman needing some luv.

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sexobuss

>> No.42379854

why booba so big

>> No.42379874

>>42379663
>>42379750
>Lilims proceed to open up console commands and be absolute ficking cheaters

>> No.42379891

>>42379812
Parasites can't survive without a host.

>> No.42379910
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>>42379854
Optimal adaptation for smothering.

>> No.42379927

>>42379910
need demon wife that's so tall I am only at boob height

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>>42379927

>> No.42379983
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>>42379966
Fucking perfection. 10/10 with a chefs kiss.

>> No.42380020

>>42379927
Nothing a stepladder can't help with.

>> No.42380108
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>>42379832
Chochin-Obake needs some love.
>Almost no fan art
> Nobody talks about them.
> Absurdly culturally specific to Japan.
If Miss C.O. were formed from antique lighters and gas lamps, I think she might be more popular. Who wouldn't want antique art deco Zippo-chan to light your cigarette while dressed as a flapper?

>> No.42380110

>>42379663
Tfw you're a tier 1 order troop but also a secret member of the secret spec ops larp sabbath

>> No.42380158

>>42379966
I'm convinced these schools are just selling uniforms to full grown monsters so they can poach shotas. I can understand a few girls getting big growth spurts, but half the class?

>> No.42380193

>>42380110
>>42379663

> Baphomet fuckup.
> No Sabbath branch to run.
> Shit at magic.
> Smol horns, not even big enough for oni-chan to grab onto while he rapes your throat.
> Constantly failing at missions your mom gives you to prove yourself.

"Bu-bu-but, Mom, I was stopped by *Tier 1 Order Units*."
> Mom doesn't buy a word of it.
> Which is fair, you made them up.

> She isekais you to a human world where they don't have magic yet.
> Finally get to feel powerful.
> Marry a Welshman who loves you for you.
> Like, especially the goat parts.
> REALLY into that.

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>>42380158
Must be from all the mana that's being pumped into the air and everything.

>> No.42380306

I need help, i finished reading Magus anon story (among other ones) and need other good reads, smut or not
Do any of you have suggestions for stories/fics with Vampires, Demons, or Wights?

>> No.42380436

>>42379663
>>42379750
>>42379874
>>42380193
You talk about failure to beat the tier 1 high leveled Order Spec Ops. But how about actual tips, tricks, and tactics to beat them? Any way to cheese the elite Order operators?

>> No.42380546

>>42380108
Chochin-Obake that's like one of those flying lanterns would be cool.

>> No.42380569

>>42380193
Need more fuckup girls so I can have realistic dating prospects without feeling inadequate.
>Anubis fuckup
Never managed to hold a pen in her big paws, copes about it by trying to join an apophis because only sex matters fuck you Pharaoh.

>> No.42380615

>>42380569
All that Anubis needs is a scribe that will write down whatever she dictates to him.

>> No.42380648

>>42379663
>>42379750
>>42380436
>>>/tg/

>> No.42380663

>>42380306
Magus has written a bunch of stuff. Spidernon and Medusafag as well.

>> No.42380692

>>42380615

> Fat-pawed Anubis.
> Paws too huge to hold a reed, pen, or pencil; can't write things down.
> Obsessed with lists and tracking things.
> Brain full of mnemonics.
> Everything who notices you using them thinks you're the Mamono Rain Man.

> Finally break down.
> It's against the rules, but you track down one of the Pharaoh's scribes.
> Amazon mating press him into submission.
> Keep him on a short leash, literally, and make him take notes on everything you say and do.
> He loves your huge paws, and loves it when you use them for lewd things like handholding.

>> No.42380747

For Anubis and other pawed Mamono, I expect that they would have pens made specifically for them.

>> No.42380767

>>42380692
Disgusting

>> No.42380851
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>>42380747
Quiet, you! This a fat-pawed mamono thread now.
Post pics of Miss Ushi's meaty paws as she gently mates with her husband.

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>>42380851

>> No.42381166
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42381166

>>42368683

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42381178

>> No.42381259

>>42381166
That is the single most bitchboy expession ive seen in quite some tine

>> No.42381351

>>42380851
I want to hide under that dress while she tries to do her religious duties

>> No.42381397

>>42380306
https://paste.bingner.com/paste/jbgwn/raw

>> No.42381546
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42381546

>>42380851
>Ushi-Oni
>Gently
Yeah not gonna happen bro...

>> No.42381604
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>>42381546
Ushis can be gentle! All the stupid boys just always run away screaming so they have no choice but to use a little force.

>> No.42381629
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42381629

>>42381604
Rabbit Ushis are especially gentle, and need soft cuddles with their man.

>> No.42381633
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42381633

>>42381604
Makes sense.

>> No.42381704
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42381704

How do I make the anubis clerk at the DMV look at me like this?

>> No.42381729

>>42381704
Tell her you have to reregister your automaton under your name and as a 'heavy class assault unit' despite not having an operating license.

>> No.42381815

Post your sluttiest office anubi

>> No.42381860
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42381860

>>42368683

>> No.42381875
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42381875

>>42381815
No, it's too dangerous! You cannot handle that much sluttery, Anon.

>> No.42381924
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42381924

>>42381860
I love tall monsters

>> No.42381941
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42381941

You're now facing a demon lord.

>> No.42381965

>>42381941
>Get naked
>Ask her to marry you
>Promise her to give as many children as she wants
>Profit

>> No.42382012

>>42381941
Mam I just got home from work and all I want to do is sleep.

>> No.42382059

Out of curiosity, how did the rest of /jp/ respond when the monster girl threads were first moved here?

>> No.42382078

>>42382059
I think we were more worried about their reaction than they were of our presence.

>> No.42382300
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42382300

>>42379966
No one likes adult men? Sad times.

>> No.42382349

>>42382300

They fear the buttspanking, but a true man always delivers.

>> No.42382374

>>42382300
i wish to sleep with this old meaty cat

>> No.42382387

>>42382078
>I think we were more worried about their reaction
Funny, after all those years, there's still a remnant of this with the custom of not making a new thread before the old one is out to not anger the locals.
It's silly and completely unnecessary, but still a part of the thread "culture" and helps reveal newfags.

>> No.42382403
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42382403

>>42382387
We also have ancient permission from a mod to make new threads when we hit image limit but thread culture decided against it.
We've been here for a long time and have become set in out ways.

>> No.42382447

>>42382012
My Roommate Is The New Demon Lord!?!
>new series coming this summer

>> No.42382606
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42382606

>>42382374
Ooh?

>> No.42382607
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42382607

mamano approved board games

>> No.42382673

>>42382607
What would a bunch of mamono make you do when playing truth or dare at a party?

>> No.42382697

>>42382606
LITERAL PERFECTION, ENOUGH MEAT TO PLAY WITH AND HAVING LOTS OF PADDING AS WELL AS THE BEST CUDDLES

>> No.42382743

>>42382673

to scream the h-word in front of witches and dark mages

>> No.42382770

>>42382743
it's true and dark mages don't even have baphomet approved loli cult stuff to fall back on.

>> No.42382784

>>42382743
Horny?

>> No.42382796

>>42382784
huge boobs probably

>> No.42382809

>You've attracted the attention of a large group of tanukis

>> No.42382818

>>42382743
Why would I scream "HARPY!" at Dark Mages?

>> No.42382835

>>42382809
Do they have any copies of Requiem Vampire Knight to sell?

>> No.42382839
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42382839

>>42382818
To attract some cute birds.

>> No.42382849

>>42382743
HOCUS POCUS

>> No.42382851

>>42382809
I've read somewhere that tanuki youkai breathe through the anus and if one gives you trouble you should JAM a finger in there.

>> No.42382865

>>42382743
old hags?

>> No.42382875

>>42382851
This most definitely was false information given to you by a tanuki in disguise.

>> No.42382901

>>42382875
Nice try tanuki, now bend over.

>> No.42382950

>>42382809
But y
i only have lint inmy pocket and i only know how to fight, i dont even know how to read or wirte

>> No.42382961

>>42382839
Makes more sense to scream that outside the window.

>> No.42382964

>>42382865
Call me a hag one more time, I dare you. 200 years old is still young!

>> No.42382977

>>42382964
>200 is still young
lmao lmao lmao, i could see the eggplants on that mages chest from here

>> No.42382991

>>42382961

I doubt the neighbours will be happy about your loud behaviour.

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