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Sweet dreams.

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>> No.42356241
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42356241

foxes age like milk

>> No.42356244

>>42356227
monster girls are cringe

>> No.42356259
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>>42356227
Fun facts!

>> No.42356265
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42356265

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, day, and night!

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>>42356241
You mean aged foxes have a lot of milk

>> No.42356295

>>42356259
Fun Fact: Flat worms can absorb the memories of other flat worms they ate even if they are dead and chopped up.

>> No.42356298

>>42356265
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!
>>42356259
>>42356210

>> No.42356307

>>42356298
I like my danukis more on the slender side, not fat.

>> No.42356312
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>>42355888
>>42356154
>be orderfag peasant
>conscripted to fight the mamono invaders
>my feet hurt
>i'm hungry
>never held a sword in my life
>half the army routs within minutes
>too stunned to move
>some blue skinned shedevil approaches me
>try to fight her
>she immediately disarms and headpats me
>praises me for defending my home and being handsome
>y-you too

>> No.42356357
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42356357

Hai

>> No.42356358

>>42356312
>peasant anon scurries away while dropping his spaghetti
>demon follows cause she wants to spoil him rotten
>anon unintentionally leads the monster army through his lands while he tries to go home out of embarrassment
>arrives at his dirt farm and hides underneath his single blanket
>demon rips open his straw door to "heal" this poor soul

>> No.42356359

>>42356259
Fun fact: fuck off back to /vt/

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>>42356227
The year of the tiger may be over, but jinkos still deserve love!

>> No.42356374

>>42356357
that squirrel looks silly

>> No.42356376

Fun fact: You're all man-whores for monster girls and will lose the moment you come in contact with even a level 1 monster girl that shows the slightest amount of interest in you.

>> No.42356378

>>42356358
That poor demon got there too late. If he's under the blanket he's safe

>> No.42356380

>>42356374
She's consumed one too many shog-patties

>> No.42356386

>>42356376
I will only fall in love with a 20 foot tall dragon girl

>> No.42356388
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>>42356360
They always do.

>> No.42356396

>>42356386
What you say and what you'll do are two entirely different things. You'll lose to that level 1 kobold that dotes all over you

>> No.42356399
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>>42356312
>>42356358
>poor order peasant conscript found in his fortification after the route half starved and accepting his grisly fate
>big old lonely fox violently shoves her way to the front of the pack and immediately picks him up and carries him away

>> No.42356401

>>42356376
I'm gonna be a chad adventurer and I definitely won't lose to a dormouse!

>> No.42356405

>>42356401
>5 minutes later anon is headpatting a dormouse and can't seem to stop

>> No.42356406

>>42356376
>implying I'd lose
You guys may be playing an adventure rpg, but I'm playing a dating sim. Marrying the first monster I see is just speedrunning. That's a win.

>> No.42356409

>>42356378
She can lure him out with hot cocoa and cookies.

>> No.42356419
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>>42356405
Me but harpy

>> No.42356422

>>42356396
If she's my best option then sure. Otherwise I need a giant furry dragon lady or a lamia

>> No.42356428
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Hai Hai!

>> No.42356432

>>42356399
>peasant tries to wiggle away from old fox
>an order knight burst out of cover to strike down the fox
>she just points to him and blasts him away while she keeps walking
>peasant meekly submits while the blasted knight gets dragged off by a giggling slime

>> No.42356431

>>42356241
Ara ara~

>> No.42356440

>>42356357
>>42356428
Where're all these new rata pics coming from?

>> No.42356460

>>42356376
i'd get found by some monster since i'll roam and roam, drinking from a clean stream, stealing fruit from monster run farm and fall asleep in any plave with cover
but knowing my luck i'd end up pretty banged up

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>>42356376
>losing to lvl 1s
so ill always lose to lolis? oh boy!

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>>42356440
As a journalist, I have to protect my sources

>> No.42356471

>>42356463
And as a fellow rata enjoyer, you must tell me

>> No.42356479
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>>42356463
Also, I happened to find them purely by chance

>> No.42356509

How would you respond if Felicia from Darkstalkers asked you for sex?

>> No.42356520

>>42356509
She's a nun, Anon.

>> No.42356538

>>42356520

nun sex, best sex.

>> No.42356555

>>42356520
okay, what if Hsien-ko asked you for sex?

>> No.42356573
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42356573

Post your best pics of lewd or unintentionally lewd ratas

>> No.42356577
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>>42356573

>> No.42356581

>>42356555
that be jiangshi? in a heart beat

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>>42356573

>> No.42356601

>>42356577
supremely molestable

>> No.42356628

I'm going to write libel about Rata!

>> No.42356631

>>42356471
ひみ. I searched their Twitter for all Rata and MGE pics, so you don't have to. They are into some weird /d/ stuff, but also Ratatoskr by way of VR Chat.

There are a tremendous number of Rata fans on VR chat.

>> No.42356655
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>>42356312
>>42355888
>>42356154
The monster realms ain't any better. Daily life in an average monster realm:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlId_Cg-8bY

>> No.42356665

>>42356631
Care to link? All that name comes back to is some guy on twitter with no ratas

>> No.42356674
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42356674

Guys, I think there's something wrong with this Hellhound(s?).

>> No.42356694

>>42356674
they're triplets

>> No.42356699

>>42356674
That's not a hellhound. That's a cerberus

>> No.42356712

>>42356699
Are they more or less dangerous?

>> No.42356716

>At my IRL boring job
>Portal opens
>Monster girls rushing in
>See all of this happening from the window
>Ask my boss if I can go fuck some monsters
>He accepts and doesn't even judge
Too bad I woke up before the best part. This dream was weird but nice.

>> No.42356718

>>42356712
Yes

>> No.42356720

>>42356665
The Ratas were incredibly rare and I found them all for you.

>> No.42356724

>>42356720
Ah, I understand. But if you could link, I could follow and keep on the lookout for more should they come.

>> No.42356743

>>42356665
>>42356720
Okay, seems there are multiple guys. The correct one is TSFmimi
The name has nothing to do with the Rata pics, I fucking swear.

>> No.42356825

>>42356743
Thanks fren.

You had me worried, but he's fairly tame. I was expecting something horrific like gore or futa.

>> No.42356846

>>42356712
They may look tough, but they’ve got massively increased belly-rub surface area.
But it’s up to you to figure out how to disengage from that.

>> No.42356854

You wanna what would be genuinely terrifying?

Zombie jubjubs

>> No.42356872

cheshire cats with big freckled pussies

>> No.42356935

>Go to the monster girl "pet shelter" to see some cute demon realm animals
>it's a fucking human male slave auction house
why do these lilims allow this to exist legally?

>> No.42356945

>>42356872
Monsters with freckles are for bullying.

>> No.42356984

>>42356945
bullying is annoying and only douche-bags do that, i simply want to show unwavering love to freckled monsters

>> No.42356986

>>42356935
Complain. Most of the time that works.

>> No.42356987

>>42356872
Thanks for reminding me about the "ladybugs".

>> No.42356989

>>42356987
the what

>> No.42357036

>>42356984
Repeatedly kiss her freckles for way too long until she gets upset.
That's one of many ways you can bully and love at once.

>> No.42357066

>>42356357
Made to be locked in the raped

>> No.42357084
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42357084

MAMONO SCIENCE tells us 100% of single men are cured of ALL ILLNESS after a mere 10 MINUTES of gentle soothing bogey sex. why aren't you snugglefucking with your bogey wife, anon? it's good for you.

>> No.42357121

>>42356376
That implies the level 500 pharaoh empress won't seek (me) out as her husbando

>> No.42357124

>>42357121
Not saying that wouldn't happen. I'm just saying your first contact with a single monster girl is gonna result in you bedding her

>> No.42357128

>>42357084
imagine how soft and comfy the bogussy is

>> No.42357130

>>42356376
Speak for yourself short impulse nigger.

>> No.42357145

>>42357130
You know it's true.

>Face-to-face with a level 1 rata
>She's exceptionally beautiful
>More beautiful than any woman you've ever laid your eyes upon
>She's friendly with you
>She's got a natural charm
>She's got a heart of gold
>She expresses her interest in you
>She wants your seed, your babies
>She's willing to do whatever it takes to please you
>She's willing to do whatever it takes to win your affection
>She wants you to be happy and to be happy with you
>She will remain faithful to you no matter the circumstance
No straight man on the planet would ever turn this down

>> No.42357152

>>42357128
>bogussy

nice one.

>> No.42357155

>>42357128
>>42357152
Will it give me a quick rundown?

>> No.42357157

>>42357145
I will have my childhood friend tomboy goth genki mindflayer pussy or I will stamp my foot and throw a tantrum and scream until I get what I want

>> No.42357160

>>42357145
>she's a loli
And that gives you power over me?

>> No.42357167

>>42357160
There're plenty of level 1 ratas that have semi-mature or mature body shapes. They're just a tad lazier since they never grind to level up.

>>42357157
Don't mean to be rude, but I don't think you understand the premise of the post. We're assuming this is the first monster girl you ever come into contact with. If you've already got a childhood friend monster friend, then it doesn't apply.

>> No.42357183

>>42357167
The point is not every level 1 monster is a man's type. I don't care who Klaus Schwab sends I'm not going to fuck ze bugs.

>> No.42357190

>>42357183
You say that. But I guarantee if you were face-to-face to a beezle, you'd instantly lose. Monster girls are naturally beautiful, more so than any human woman. Throw in some flirting and genuine affection towards you, you'd melt in her chitinous arms. And then go get pizza and laze around all day with her. Unless you're gay; I don't see you being able to resist.

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>Year of the tiger
>Plethora of cute tiger girls
>Year of the rabbit
>Literally just women in rabbit costumes and not actual rabbit girls
I like tigers but I feel the rabbits got cheated out of their true potential. The playboy bunny outfit has been played out at this point

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If you can't use your wife's body as a waterbed is she really a good wife?

>> No.42357258

>>42357190
Chitin is hard and unpleasant in texture, and bugs are cold-blooded.
I will own my meaty cow-tits wife and be happy.

>> No.42357261

>>42357223

what if i want to use my waifu as a soap-sponge?

>> No.42357272
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Tamaminator

>> No.42357276

>>42357258
And you'll have a lazy beezle crashing on your couch who you pretend to hate, but you actually love. She's got large breasts and wears cow print stockings. Mamono mana makes the chitin feel soft to you.

>> No.42357278

>>42357258
>Chitin is hard and unpleasant in texture
Have you considered Greenworms? (or Wonderworms)

>> No.42357293

>>42357084
Where is she? I think I have been deemed unworthy of a bogey at some point.

>> No.42357295

>>42357145
Ok you're right but only because are part of the 7 monsters i like. If you said vampire, greenworm, succubus... I would say no and point her in the direction of the closet faggot like you.

>> No.42357296

If she's not a worm, she's a thot!

>> No.42357302

>>42357295
You're only a faggot if you fuck alps.

>> No.42357308

>>42357302

even loli alps?

>> No.42357309

>>42357302
You're a dense bigger.

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Ahah imagine grabbing the flustered mature rata doing her news report in your town and fucking her silly in front of the live camera. I don't. I will be a danger for society and the News RATA I FOUND WILL BE CHASED

>> No.42357342

>>42357258
thats only on the top side, the underside is flexible skin

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>>42357218
Never got the appeal of the outfit myself.
Except maybe the hilariously revealing "reverse" version.

>> No.42357346

>>42357342
I won't eat the bugz unless it's a cute mantis.

>> No.42357353
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>no big titty fox wife

>> No.42357357

>>42357308
Especially loli alps.

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>>42357353
I don't trust foxes with eyes covered, even if it's only one eye

>> No.42357363

>>42357145
Just wait till she writes a slanderous article about (You) or you find out she's a Buzzfeed/Gawker-tier journalist. Ratatoskrs be like the Taylor Lorenzs of MGE.

>> No.42357372

>>42357363
Don't know who that is and don't care. What I care about is how cute ratas are and how they'd never do any harm to their future hubby, whether physical or emotional.

>> No.42357375

>>42357357

Damn. Well, if they ask i'm gonna tell it was an alice.

>> No.42357381
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>>42357372
Ahem

>> No.42357386

>>42357381
Malicious in that they maliciously revoke your virginity privileges, not actual harm.

>> No.42357387

>>42357357
loli Alps is how they are going to get catholic church on mamono side

>> No.42357394

>>42357363
Keep her bound by taping her hands (and maybe toes just to be safe) so she can't type or write. Jam a large acorn-shaped ball gag into her slanderous mouth so she can't spew anymore falsehoods on behalf of the danuki.

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>>42357155

>> No.42357447
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Squish

>> No.42357454

>>42356376
You underestimate my autism. I wouldn't know if she was showing interest in me.

>> No.42357461

>>42357447
Cute cows need your support.
>filename
I'm still amazed Axem bamboozled me with that picture.

>> No.42357469

>>42357454
When the hand goes in the pants, you'll know

>> No.42357474

>>42357447
Love cows and love LN drawing them

>> No.42357514
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42357514

Ghost power armor

>> No.42357536

>>42357514
>The plating was about to fail, there's viscosity throughout the zinc layer. Fabric? Totally fried. And let's not even talk about the mana supply.
>You know how expensive I am, boy?

>> No.42357537

>>42357447
Need me a Spanish mino

>> No.42357588

>>42357536
Tell that to the Cumenant

>> No.42357606

>>42357514
>(You) try your hardest to avoid hits because they are hurting your wife
>If you get hit, she tries her hardest to protect her husband inside
Just beat Order into submission with elite squads of mamono starship troopers, guaranteed zero losses

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>>42356674
Also available in Niflheim flavor.

>> No.42357620

>>42357084
I just want a hug, man
I dont really care about sex

>> No.42357627

>>42357620
Yeti paws typed this post

>> No.42357661

>Marry level 1 slime tutorial enemy
>Continue our adventure together
>Immune to most lust damage due to already being married
>Slime is an absolute powerhouse of a tank
>Regens constantly
>Immune to physical
>Resists fire, water, poison, Ice
>Anything she’s weak to can be easily fixed with buffs
>Can dps to my hearts content
>Final lilim boss has to explain to her sisters how a tutorial slime beat her

>> No.42357711

>>42357447
>encounter minotaur in a dungeon
>she's asleep and hasn't noticed you
>carefully pick her up
>still asleep
>walk out of the dungeon, put her in the truck and drive home

>> No.42357738

>>42357447
If minotaurs weren't femdom lock they would be cool...

>> No.42357765

>>42357738
The one from the picture attached to the article about raging mushroom looks like she's having a good time.

>> No.42357876

>>42357765
Wut ?

>> No.42357884

>>42357738
Minos are switch

>> No.42358012
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>>42356716
I would love to see a story like that from both male and female perspective:
>Anon rushes outside
>goes towards the first monster
>she gets ready to rape, but he shows her some tiny weird rectangle with the picture of what looks like a manticore
>he does weird gestures as if looking around
>she points him to where she's seen the last manticore and in return he gives her and her group the magnetic card to his office doors
>he searches for his waifu and finds her
>uses simple gestures to convey his intention
>it's weird but she finds it very cute and gets ready to do the deed
>but then he grabs her hand and leads her back to his car
>has to explain using gestures how to get in
>signals it's not the destination yet and starts to drive home
>she is amazed being driven in the car
>he gets home
>suddenly his confidence drops, as he's just a nerd and there's a 12/10 woman pumped up for rough sex in his shitty apartament
>tries to clean, make drinks, put some music and give her attention at the same time
>she just understands and interrupts him, to push him into the bedroom to finally get what she's been waiting for
>but not before kissing and spoiling him for being such a cute, handsome and ultra-romantic dork
any writefags up for writing something like that? pretty please

>> No.42358017

>>42357884
Reread the raging mushrooms entry and you can actually tame and sub every mamonos with it

>> No.42358022
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>>42356227
I want to clean a dangerous hebi

>> No.42358041

>>42358017
Except hellhounds. They canonically cannot be tamed by any means.

>> No.42358066

>>42358022
I wouldn't trust a black hebi, given what I know about the black unicorns.

>> No.42358069

>>42358041
"tamed" does not mean - only has sub sex with you
"tamed" means - she will always consider you her cute prince to protect, rather than her master
that doesn't mean she won't think of you as her manly, big-dick studhunk

>> No.42358085

>>42357876
Read up in Raging Mushroom. Has a pic of a minotaur being dommed by a male.

>> No.42358100

>>42358085
I did, the only downside i see is that is a blind rage effect. Can you focus one mamono that you know like you ? Or you just go Ooga booga on street fucking the first monster you find ?
Maybe you can make a refined potion out of it to focus only one mamono

>> No.42358103
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smol

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>Be courier in the desert realm, running messages and supplies between towns
>Dangerous work, but the pay is amazing
>Also most monsters leave you unmolested, seeing the vital service you provide
>MOST monsters
Damn bandits, the pharaoh needs to do her job and keep the roads safe.

>> No.42358120

>>42358103

improves most of mg

>> No.42358132

>>42358104
Use a half track and hired someone to use the machine gun on it.

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>>42358066
She's more possessive than ever, I wouldn't be worried,

>> No.42358165

>>42358149
>She's more possessive than ever
good, I need clingy and needy monster wife, so that I never have to feel alone again

>> No.42358170

Does anyone have that picture of a minotaur having her tits fondled while Anon says something like "you're so cute when you're trying so hard not to rape me"?

>> No.42358180
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>>42358170
no, but I have this

>> No.42358190

>>42358104
This is why I take the sandworm option. Sand shark, but on steroids and is a fucking tank.
>Safe travel
>Doubles as your home
>Scares off the banditos
>Friendly relations with the pharaohs
>Paid by the pharaohs to not damage infrastructure and for secure message and travel
>Can dig up and scout for ores
>Super sexy and lewd
>Super kind and pure at the same time

>> No.42358211

>>42358180
Thank you

>> No.42358216

>>42358012
>Show picture of baphomet
>Before she can do anything a new portal spawns behind you and a pair of small furry claws pull you in
>Baphomet rape dimension

>> No.42358242

>>42358216
>Show picture of sandworm
>Before she can do anything you feel a giant rumble and a giant worm bursts out of the ground underneath you and gobbles you up
>Sandworm love cave

>> No.42358264

>>42358120
t.sabbath member

>> No.42358266

>>42358104
>Be courier in the desert realm
[excited Manticore noises]

>> No.42358271

>>42358266
Why ?

>> No.42358272
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>>42356227
>>42356358
>>42356399
>>42356432
>>42355888
>>42356154
Monsters and monster-aligned adventurers talk shit and trash and make fun of the standard Order troops and above-average knights and paladins. But conveniently ignore or don't talk about the much more highly trained, skilled upper-tier Order operators and Special Forces. So many monstergirls and their allied adventurers and forces rushing into battle against the more well trained and tier 1 Order Spec Ops. Only to end up seeing larger health bars, armor bars, and energy shield bars above said tier 1 Order operators. With their names in red, very high leveled numbers with the menacing Skull Icon beside their health and armor bars with the message:

>"You are too low leveled for this battle. Retreat immediately and or return to this fight when you are high enough level and have better equipment and stats"

>> No.42358275

>>42358271
Because he's got the big iron

>> No.42358283

>>42358275
And he's got spurs that jingle jangle

>> No.42358288

>>42358272
This is not the thread for your military autism, faggot.

>> No.42358301

>>42358283
The spurs are what make her swoon. When she sees those, she knows he's gonna be, not just easy prey, but fun prey.

>> No.42358306
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>> No.42358307

>>42358272
>Be high level order spec ops member with a secret demon lord secret services operative wife

>> No.42358313

>>42358012
>Runya did her best to produce an accurate phrase book for the monsters going through the portal
>but she only had a week to do the research, write the book, and distribute the copies
>really it's impressive that she got even half of it right

>> No.42358315

>>42358216
I'm fairly sure groups like the eros church and the different sabbaths would do some scoiting beforehand and would snatch up suitable males (and "corrupt" suitable women)

>> No.42358316

>>42358307
>Rotten to the core
>Best mamono movie about, impossible love and war

>> No.42358323

>>42358307
True Lies remake?

>> No.42358344
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42358344

...ah!

>> No.42358392

>>42358306

shiri-loli? is the right name for this? i'm not picky and i love every loli after all.

>>42358344
>her face when she spots a lonely cowboy

>> No.42358543

>>42358307
stop responding to offtopic shit, please
>>42358313
well no one can learn an other world language in a week, specially since there's more than a hundred of different ones, and you never know where the husband will be

>> No.42358563

>>42358543
>well no one can learn an other world language in a week
I've seen 13th Warrior and I call bullshit

>> No.42358601

>>42358543
>well no one can learn an other world language in a week
It's magical mana bullshit, I ain't gotta explain shieet.

>> No.42358622

I’m here for portal language barrier shenanigans, if it means all the monstergirls will have cute accents.

>> No.42358638
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>>42358563
yeah but Antonio Banderas listened to these vikings talking, that's why he learned danish
monsters don't have anyone to talk in any earthly language yet
>>42358601
fair enough, but monsters learning how to talk our language is cute
>>42358622
imagine an ushi talking in Engrish to you
>eee, husbando... chotto.... sukoshi... sexo hoshii... eto....

>> No.42358663

>new Hebi wife trying to doing the ol dirty talk in bed
https://piped.video/watch?v=NGpRhND7WFM

>> No.42358694

>>42358663
When she finally finds out what you're having her say, there will be hell to pay. But in the meantime... it'll be a blast.
Well worth the punishment if you ask me

>> No.42358748

Do the monsters speak in Japanese or some weird language not heard on earth before?

>> No.42358758

>>42358748
They all speak finnish.

>> No.42358762
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42358762

There is no time to explain, but for various reasons your and your waifu must make a video essay. What topic do you choose?

>> No.42358770

>>42358762
the industrial revolution and its consequences

>> No.42358776
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42358776

>>42358758
Voe helevittiläine kun tekköö mieli kyrpää!

>> No.42358794

>>42358762
A history of central banking and the enslavement of mankind.

>> No.42358811

Can Haku sensei teach me fluent Ithkuil?

>> No.42358812
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>>42358770
>>42358794
Cease this at once! You know not the powers you are dealing with!

>> No.42358824

>>42358776
Finnish is a cute language for some reason.

>> No.42358828

>>42358762
The intricacies of a lamia's digestive system and how to safely practice vore

>> No.42358840

>>42358776
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1673611873566067.webm

>> No.42358845

>>42358762

The importance of buttspanking.

>> No.42358856

>>42358762
Feminism, faggots and trannies, a kike creation.

>> No.42358878

>>42358758
I'm a Finn so it'll be easy for me

>> No.42358895
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42358895

>>42358762
Theory and practice of air combat.

>> No.42358902

>>42358762
Hot dip galvanizing

>> No.42358909

>ask local eros cult for a lilim mana marker
>get bullied for it

>> No.42358915
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42358915

>>42358762
>IS *well known and acclaimed classic video game* A HIDDEN GEM?
or
>THE HIDDEN MISTERIOUS CONTENT OF *game* IS THE MOST SCARY THING YOU'LL SEE TODAY
and it's just a leftover sound effect or voiceline, or a test room underneath some map
>>42358878
what monster girls do finns like?
>>42358824
>>42358840
imagine mrs whitehorn or miss grizzly coming at you in the middle of a frozen forrest at 2AM, talking like that

>> No.42358916
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>>42358012

>> No.42358919

>>42358878
Haha, yeah, imagine speaking to someone...

>> No.42358928

>>42358824
>>42358776
>Instead of cute uguu broken english you instead get rally english like how Räikkönen speaks it
>Ai lov juu kuttie :-D

>> No.42358930
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>> No.42358936

>>42358909
But why tho. Lilim need love too.

>> No.42358944
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42358944

>>42358915
>what monster girls do finns like?
Lieg dis :D:D

>> No.42358947

>>42358915
>What monster girls do finns like?
I like soft warm huggable ones

>> No.42358965
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>>42358272
>Seeing the pic
>Monstergirl and incubus kids pipe up:
>"Hey that's how my mom and dad met!!!" Am Oni daughter says out loud
>"My Papa said he was a Spesshul Forces before he my spider mommy." An incubus boy who's a son of an arachne said meekly.
>The Oni daughter says: "Hehehe! My mom said she trained, did side quests, and went up to a proper level so that she could beat my dad when he was an Order Dummy and destroy his silly armor and shield bars!" She boasted

>Meanwhile the older kid monstergirls and incubi or teen monstergirls and incubi also talk amongst each other when seeing the image of Order Spec Ops and their Order Tier 1 operative dad's
>"Yo cool man, your dad was a Spec Ops Medic!?" A lizard woman asked excitedly.
>"Sure! But he was Order before my ma beat him and made him her's." The incubus teen responded politely
>"Why you sounding ashamed? My dad WAS also a Order Spec Ops captain before!!! ...No he works in a boring Runya Library 'cause my mom thought he'd be cute as a librarian! Bleh!"

>A monstergirl and incubus sibling duo also said to each other:
>Yooooo!!! Sis look! Wasn't dad one of those scary mean Order Spec Ops guys before!? Look, the pic looked like dad's old special forces uniform. I think he was in the 'Hospitaller' regiment. Hey! Remember when you tried to wear his old combat vest but it almost broke cause your boobs were too big? And his combat helmet too? But your horns almost broke it too!?"
>"Don't remind me you jerk!" The holstaur sister said in embarrassment

>Meanwhile military veteran monstergirl moms just watch as their kids explore around the military museum and interacting with other monster and incubi kids and also reminiscing some older days
>"-Ha! Of course! What lower tier mamono operative wasn't shocked when they realized not every single Order chump was some hastily trained conscript but also well trained skilled motivated operatives who couldn't be beaten with Insta-Loss?"
>"I still remember Anne's stupid shocked face when she saw her now fiancee' had a HUGE health bar, armor bar AND electro-resistant shield bar."

>> No.42358982

>>42358762
bionicle is the greatest story and was murdered by lego

>> No.42358991
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42358991

>>42358982
Finally some good fucking content

>> No.42359022

>>42358916
>>42358930
I remember that one, thanks that's a nice read.
But still I'd like someone to write something based on Anon's dream, especially driving a horny monster girl to your apartament, that's gotta be cute.
>>42358944
oooooooh, I get it - it's because she'd be hard to lose in the snow
>>42358947
I guess it makes sense
>>42358991
rude! mine wasn't bad either

>> No.42359034

>>42358936
They’re out of my league. Moreso than any other monstergirl that is.

>> No.42359128

>>42359022
Do you think people lose their dragons all the time because of natural camo?

>> No.42359135

>Portaled into MGE world
>Find yourself in a dark cabin
>Open door, nothing but snow and ice as far as the eye can see
>Barely any trees in sight
>No signs of any other civilization
>Start trying to work out a game plan to find help
>Few hours pass as evening rolls around
>Triplet yetis walk in after a day of hunting
>Sweaty and little dirty from the hunt
>Speaking some language you've never heard
>They notice you
>Their eyes faces go from normal to happy rape face in a matter of seconds
>You've not got 2 yetis slowly approaching you while 1 guards the door
>Quickly grabbed and hauled off to the bedroom the share
And that's how you got your yeti harem!

>> No.42359170

>>42358748
Some off-brand version of Earth languages. Almost mutually intelligible with its Earth counterpart, but mostly just funny to listen to. Think of Scots for English speakers or Estonian for the Finns.

>> No.42359172

>>42359034
As long as you are not a nigger, a jew or a crminal, then it should be fine.

>> No.42359181

>>42359172
Fugg, no lillim for me

>> No.42359187

>>42359172
Fairly certain mamono are fine with all three.

>> No.42359205

>>42359187
ok jew

>> No.42359210

>>42359172
I guess I’m in the clear, but
>implying demon lord and her ilk aren’t fantasy jewish

>> No.42359228

>>42359210
>implying maou and mamono worship a devil and offer child sacrifices to it
ok jew

>> No.42359239

>>42359172
>>42359205
>>42359228
>>>/pol/

>> No.42359258

>>42359239
Jews will only get automaton or golem wives because of their crimes

>> No.42359266

>mixing monster girls with /pol/ insanity
is /monster/ leaking again?

>> No.42359276

>>42359266
It's no doubt there are a few cross-posters

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Shy seraph

>> No.42359356
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>> No.42359357

>>42359266
Is this my opportunity to complain about Spidernon? Well written and funny stories, but I wish he eased up on the /pol9k/ shit sometimes.

>> No.42359390

I want to believe in a flat earth mge, just because i can. Not sure about sandworms opinion on it though.

>> No.42359391

>>42359128
I guess it happens all the time with beastgirls when on hikes.

>> No.42359402

>>42359390
Sandworms don't even know snow exists

>> No.42359404

>>42359391
>werecat wife disappears for two weeks
>shows up without an explanation and refuses to elaborate further
Cats, who can understand them?

>> No.42359408

>>42359357
Any story in particular? I'm more annoyed by the frankly sickening amount of dumbshit memes he has started to put in his writing.

>> No.42359420

>>42359402
Tell her about snow. She doesn't even have to believe you, but she'll like the stories you tell her.

>> No.42359430

Now here's a radical thought. Snowwurms.

>> No.42359439

>>42359430
Wurms definitely know snow exists, especially the ones in the mountains.

>> No.42359453

>>42359430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFaG3doLXQc

>> No.42359458
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>>42359404
>lamia wife disappears
>get anxious whether some evil order magic made her go back to her world
>start calling her
>she gets up from the leather couch, where she was napping while perfectly camouflaged
you just know she'll tease you for it forevermore

>> No.42359461

>>42359430
Zombie sandworms
Iceworms
Mudworms
Waterworms
Skyworms

>> No.42359476

>>42359408
The apophis story comes to mind. I think you’re right though. It was the memes that kind of pushed it over the edge for me. I can deal with a bit of /pol/ or /r9k/ crap (that no one of wizard age actually wants to read about) before the portals open in the story, or a few memes, but I can’t deal with a story that’s rife with both the whole time.

>> No.42359485

>>42359461
>Waterworms

like anemones?

>> No.42359486

>>42358762
why we must increase the number of (beautiful)elves in the world

>> No.42359491

>>42359420
gonna take her on a tour of the entire world as soon as she unlocks lamia form

>> No.42359507

>>42359485
Anemones are not worms

>> No.42359526

>>42359507

how does it work then? we already have unagi-joro.

>> No.42359543

>>42359526
Something like this:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/non-aliencreatures/images/5/52/Leviathan2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150913044204

But as a cute monster girl

>> No.42359552

>>42359526
like this except the tongue is a cute girl
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/new-cryptozoology/images/d/d8/Leviathan_Orange.jpg

>> No.42359568

>>42359552
Your image and description is a better representation of what I was thinking than my example

>> No.42359595

>>42359543
>>42359552

i---- think i'm gonna stick to bugs mm. or lolis.

>> No.42359614

>>42359485
it would be polychaete, theyre annelids
>>42359552
>>42359543
these are wurms
>>42359430
i like the wow jormungar worm

>> No.42359615

>>42359595
Sandworms are bugs according to MGE, so would waterworms by extension.
Loli worms would exist

>> No.42359635

>long lived monsters treating 30 year old men like shota

They can’t keep getting away it

>> No.42359645

>>42359635
Makes sense. She's 1,200 years old, and you're 30. You're like a baby to her. Even more embarrassing is if you're 60 or 70, and she's treating you like a little boy.

>> No.42359652

>>42359615
>Loli worms would exist

yeah, but without the fake-vore thing it wouldnt make much sense.

>> No.42359656

>>42359461
magma worms

>> No.42359662

>>42359656
Would that be hellworms?

>> No.42359672

>>42359635
>Yes yes you are a big boy, now come here with mommy and we'll get you that PS6

>> No.42359682

Human girl to kiss.
Monster girl to have a steamy night with...
Trans hag to exchange rings <3

>> No.42359684

>>42359652
The shell would be huge. It's just the girl on the inside is little. Unless we're talking true loli, then maybe she's more a like a sleeping bag. Give it a couple years, and her shell would grow in size. Until then, you just swim alongside her like you would a mermaid wife.

>> No.42359713

https://files.catbox.moe/1av92y.jpg

>> No.42359724

Urging Sandworm wife to make much more spice than needed so that the funny people from space will stop pestering you.

>> No.42359733

>>42359645
I can't marry her because I can't reach the age she considers adulthood.

>> No.42359741

>>42359684
>then maybe she's more a like a sleeping bag

bodypillow loli-worm. i (my dick) can see the potential, but the shell must be cuter and softer than the average worm.

>> No.42359748

>>42359733
>this kills the hag
and this is how human age standards were universally adopted by all mamono

>> No.42359761

>>42359748
and then?

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>>42359761

>> No.42359809

>>42359635
Just make jokes about their age to tease them if they do. They'll love it.

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>>42359645
>She's 1,200 years old
she's eternally 17

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>>42359733
Oneesan doesn't care

>> No.42359841

>>42358762
how to heal in serect

>> No.42359847

>>42358762
the effects on gasoline on fire.

>> No.42359937
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42359937

>>42359645
>>42359635
>>42359821

>> No.42359964

Need mosquito wife
Haughty bloodsuckers need not apply

>> No.42359988

>>42359937

Between the loli baron and the panties' pervert paradox got some gold comedy.

>> No.42360037

>>42359840
https://twitter.com/tnsrk612/status/1613197120621924352?s=20&t=plqu2fngnW1AZUJxqj2i3w
another one lost to the dark temptations of milk magic

>> No.42360121
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42360121

Reminder: your place of work can see the sites you use while using their internet. Your supervisor knows you skipped lunch to watch pawjob sluts 7. Good news though, you're on your way to a promotion!

>> No.42360138

>>42360121
>in MGC, watching porn at work will actually get you promoted and it's not an euphemism for getting fired and replaced.
PORTALS
NOW

>> No.42360137

>>42360121
Whatever i do during my rest time is my business.

>> No.42360172
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42360172

the house always wins

>> No.42360192

>>42360121
I don't know if my boss would be particularly thrilled that I look at pictures and videos of female bodybuilders when she's away.

>> No.42360202

>>42360192
do you work for the sabbath or something?

>> No.42360219

>>42360121
i'd end up drawing some lewds or something

>> No.42360221

>>42360172
>caught cheating at mamono casino
>now you have to pay off the fine by working as a waiter while wearing very skimpy clothes
>also tonight's grand prize - (You) for the whole night
>Danuki casino manager is furiously masturbating while counting the money

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>> No.42360262

>>42360121
I don't have access to computers at my place of work. I take things out of boxes and put them on shelves.

>> No.42360286

>>42360202
No, but the boss isn't really big either.

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So Anon, you got some plans for tonight?

>> No.42360289

>>42360221
>have to hang off some fat old wocks arm as a good luck charm at the roulette table
eh, it's a living

>> No.42360301

>>42356462
>easily defeat level 1 loli
>easily defeat her again (with cock)
>this still counts as me losing
The technicalities of these rules are hardly fair

>> No.42360321

>>42360289
>fate itself guides the ball right to the green field
Congratulations on your marriage, anon. The wock has decades of pent-up fantasies up her sleeve.

>> No.42360323

>>42360192
You're getting sent to the warehouse where all the big strong girls are. Don't worry you don't actually have to do any lifting, you'll just sit in the breakroom and help them relax. It's hard work so girls will be cycling in and out during your whole shift. You'll need to give them massages, help wipe the sweat off, and maybe do some lovey dovey stuff life feed their lunch to them and give them a nice kiss on the cheek for morale. Don't get too eager though, they might decide to take you home if you pamper them too much.

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>>42357258
Mantis have cold blood and hard shells but they also have kind hearts and warm soft pussies

>> No.42360478
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>> No.42360484
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42360484

>>42356227

>> No.42360506

>>42357711
>She wakes up tied up in anon's bed
>Could break her bonds easily but decides that being on the receiving end of anon's yan treatment could be nice
>Also being cuddled when anon thinks she's asleep

>> No.42360516

>>42360288
Hopefully sniffing danuki breath, but I doubt that'll come into reality tonight.

>> No.42360580

>>42358012
>any writefags up for writing something like that? pretty please
Your greentext already did a pretty good job anon. Maybe you should try your hand at the writing competition

>> No.42360596

>>42360484
Is there any particular reason for posting the same image three threads in a row, with no context?

>> No.42360599
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>>42357447
I squish her milkers
She cracks my bones
Luv minos

>> No.42360614

>>42356376
Nah, I'm extremely picky. Wife wouldn't need to be the special snowflake hybrid I have in mind, but she would need to be in my top 6 or so races with a suitable build and body.

>> No.42360641
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>>42359458
>Camouflaged Lamia wife waits in certain spots to ambush her husband
>Lies on the couch so she can trick him into sitting on her
>Waits around corners and at the bottom or top of the stairs to grab him
>Hides somewhere on the lawn or in the foyer when he comes home from work so she can Calvin and Hobbes him
>She says it's because hubby acting like a cute prey animal around her when she's camouflaged activates her "predatory instincts"
>Not because she wants an excuse to coil him or anything like that no sir

>> No.42360691
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marry and have children with elves

>> No.42360728

>>42360580
I tried writing once, but my ESL skills made it cringe and no one really liked it. I'll stick to drawing and posting greenies.
>>42360641
When she jumps me out of nowhere it's her predatory instincts, when I do it I'm a damned brat that needs correction.

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>>42360691
I don't marry hags

>> No.42360739

>>42360691
Instructions unclear, married and had children with p'orcs instead

>> No.42360743

>>42360691
just not with that one, too young, too skinny, i want old meaty elves

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42360757

>Your completions of my designs are uneasy, husband. Let me show you their purpose.

>> No.42360761

>>42360736
Urge to headpat Sabbath gals: rising

>> No.42360768

>>42360736
That rules out most of the Sabbath then.

>> No.42360774

Howdy.

It is once again that time where I ask you to tell me about your mge wife!

>> No.42360797

>>42360768
They are young inside.

>> No.42360803

>>42360757
Steel is not strong, FLESH is stronger. What is a sword compared to the hand that wields it?

>> No.42360818

>>42360797
If their shit talking and jealous complexes are any indication, on the inside they're bitter, past their peak incels.

>> No.42360890

>>42358762
Why every single girl is cute, but would be cuter as an undead.

>> No.42360934

Imagine living in the same home as these two.

>> No.42360941

>>42360934
anon, i think you maybe seeing things

>> No.42360946

>>42360941
>p
they
are
talking to meeeeeee

>> No.42360956

>>42360934
Invisible girl sleeping in your bed
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

>> No.42360962

>>42360946
damn, get the mindflayer on standby

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>>42360946
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

>> No.42360984

>>42360956
NUT BUSTER
>>42360975
is that from that video game I'm thinking about, the name of which I won't say to not lure out the shitposters?

>> No.42360993

>>42359733
Don't worry- foxes are such huge, little-boy-loving perverts that they'll marry you no matter how young you are.

>> No.42360994

>>42360984
Indeed, most indeededly. That RTS...

>> No.42361012

>>42360774
I'd much rather tell you about the MGE wives who's lookalike sisters I'd fuck.

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>>42358165

>> No.42361053

>>42360956
>WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/233332

>> No.42361064

>>42361019
alhamdulillah with this serpetine beauty, I will build a strong God-fearing beauty to withstand the hateful Order servants of sheytan. Inshallah.

>> No.42361085

>>42360774
I'm a haremfag and to avoid writing an entire novel, one of my wives is a tsundere jabberwock who's still lewd with her actions when it comes down to it but she's adorably in denial with her words. She works as the guard to the mansion which mostly just means she's a paid neet who occasonally lets in guests since it's an extremely safe kingdom.
She also has a thing for collecting stuffed animals.

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>>42358982
Bionicle was cool as fuck and I still have all of mine, the reboot was not even close, and the CCBS or whatever its called is poopoo compared to the old technic pieces
How will the monsters react to seeing my Toa Mata Nui set, I wonder

>> No.42361109

I headcanon that the pharaohs and the people in their kingdoms speak Coptic. But when they get graped by an apophis, they switch to speaking Arabic

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>>42356227
Rata mofu is the best in the world.

>> No.42361132

>>42361012
which lookalikes then?

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>> No.42361154

>>42361120
"L- Look at how much i can stuff inside my cheeks!"

>> No.42361171

>>42361120
Ratas are easy to please too. Just give her some Planter's Mixed Nuts, hazelnut coffee, and your nut. Boom, you're set. A happy and fiercely loyal rata. Best yet, her freelance journalist and/or author job rakes in the cash, so you can spend all day with her, pamper her, and love her

>> No.42361199

>>42361154
She's demonstrating how much her mouth can hold when it comes time to fill it with your special nut juice from your nuts. Be sure to buy that Manti-venom "seed" enhancer, so you really can fill her mouth up to the max.

>> No.42361236

>Your house gets linked to the underground antgirl network

>> No.42361271

>>42361133
Sinister

>> No.42361277

>>42361236
Do I have to join their union?

>> No.42361337

>>42361236
>within hours all you food is gone and all your drinks
>ants are trying to steal the medical twisty-turners that make water come out
>ants are on your couch munching on chips watching tv
>ants are in your room, on your PC, laughing as they browse your porn folder and internet history
>some ants are making fun of the shitty construction job that is your home
>They're dismantling doors and carrying away your furniture
>before you can complain, two carry you off to the nest making some comment about how "queenie needs a mate. You'll do well. She likes boys like you." While ignoring all your pleas and complaints

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>>42360478
I heard when a kuudere mamano falls in love with you little thought bubbles with hearts appear next to their heads when they look at you. Yet this mantis only has shock squiggles, is she sick?

>> No.42361346

>>42361337
>medical twisty-turners
Meant to say magical

>> No.42361354

>>42361341
Cute

>> No.42361358

>>42361337
>>42361346
Ants.
Ants!
ANTS!
ANT-MAN!

>> No.42361377

>>42358762
>Ambiplasma: Generation, Handling, and Application

>> No.42361417

>>42358762
>how and why you should sleep with older monsters

>> No.42361446

>>42361417
Benjamin Franklin, is that you?

>> No.42361455

>>42358762
>How to feed loli dormice to people-eating snakes

>> No.42361460 [DELETED] 

>>42356388
>Somehow convince the god(dess) of rebirth to have your isekai reincarnation be the human son of a single Jinko
>Menhara Jinko wonders how she, a total femcel got pregnant
>Her confusion continues on for a time because until (You) can talk it cannot be explained to her how she got pregnant and how she was able to birth a human son
>Even more chaos if (You) were part of a litter, the rest being your Jinko sisters

>> No.42361468

>>42361460
This borders on some weird stuff but I can dig it

>> No.42361503

>>42358762
>How to make sure your pet dog doesn't eat your fairy wife
Complete with a live demonstration of what happens when your dog does eat her and how to get her out safely. And then we'll peddle a potion to sell that prevents digestion or suffocating in the dog's digestive tract

>> No.42361545

>>42361446
Nah, just a fellow lover of older fecund women

>> No.42361595

>>42358762
Sex with auntster and momsters
How to deal with yandere

>> No.42361604
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>> No.42361609

>>42361455
I'd love to see the results of that

>> No.42361625

>>42361341
She's broken, menhera mantis is not working properly

>> No.42361653

>>42360691
Polluting Elven wombs with human semen!

>> No.42361701

>wake up stappedto a liches experiment table
Or
Wake up tied to a chair while a dark mage is Mixing MYSTERIOUS LIQUIDS

>> No.42361714

>>42361609
There's a comic of it in the abomination galleries

>> No.42361723

>>42361701
y not both?

>> No.42361731

>>42361604
>brown hair
>white scales
hmmm
nice outfit, i'll say that

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42361732

>>42358762
>The importance of fidelity

>> No.42361738

>>42360691
Half-elves are disgusting half-breeds who deserve to face harsh discrimination.

>> No.42361825

>>42361701
>Wake up tied to a chair while a dark mage is Mixing MYSTERIOUS LIQUIDS
Can she at least sit on my lap and feed it to me? Might as well feel pampered while being poisoned

>> No.42361890

How dangerous are hebis?

>> No.42361908

>>42361460
>And her aunt is wondering how the hell this happened, but figures you must be a very special child to be both the first son of any monster and part of a virgin birth

>> No.42361910

>>42360516
Can you stop with your garbage?

>> No.42361914

>>42358762
>>42358762
>>42358762
>why you should sell your body to that old fat faceless tanuki for 499

>> No.42361915

>>42361890
Average in terms of most monster girls.

>> No.42361977

>>42361890
A shotgun with some slug could take one down so average i guess.

>> No.42362021

>>42361890
Perfectly safe, as long as your eyes don’t wander
And yes, talking to a female cashier counts as cheating and then you will be hebi’d

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>>42361977
I ain't got no license for a shotgun

>> No.42362052
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42362052

>try to break hug from yeti that’s gone on a bit too long
>she takes reciprocating the hug as consent for a snugglefuck
>don’t have the strength to push her off
>her kisses are so intense and relentless
>have to focus on breathing rather than telling her to get off

Miscommunicated semi-rape is best rape.

>> No.42362076

>>42362022
Me neither but that how identify danger for mamonos.

>> No.42362086
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42362086

So, did your new wife make you eat all the eggs?

>> No.42362089

>>42362052
Bite her neck like cat does. She will stop the hug, i think.

>> No.42362094

>>42362022
Slug girl gets a bad rap, but I bet she’d be a top tier cutie in Kc’s current style

>> No.42362105

>>42362086
I hope she does, eggs are good for you and I want to get big and strong for her

>> No.42362111

>>42362086
Yup, with mayo.

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>>42362111
Mayonegg

>> No.42362141

>>42362123
Wut ?
No, just mayonnaise and eggs

>> No.42362167

>>42362123
>That picture
I wonder where the anon who wanted to fuck his kobold daughter went
Maybe caught by the glow in the dark considering how many lewds he commissioned

>> No.42362168

>>42358012
I want

>> No.42362272

>>42358012
What happened to that anon doing the manticore model?

>> No.42362383

demon realms seem pretty cosmopolitan, i don't think the monsters that live in these places are going to behave the way the encyclopedias say they do after being exposed to various cultures and beliefs of other species, unless they live in a homogeneous region

>> No.42362442

>>42362383
I imagine most are more homogenous and not super duper large. I also think it depends on the species. Succubi are so common and widespread, but ushi are mostly in zipangu for instance.

>> No.42362482
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42362482

I’m going to praise kiki by treating her like a big strong dom monster.

>> No.42362498

>>42362123
this puppy looks like she gets brutally fucked by her papa

>> No.42362512
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42362512

Why do dragons get so much better after death?

>> No.42362523

>>42362512
they get softer

>> No.42362535

And smellier.

>> No.42362546

>>42362512
>annoying tsun tsun bitch turns into a horny nympho
you tell me

>> No.42362554

>>42362546
Also really easy to Dom, just go upfront and fuck her, that easy.

>> No.42362575

>>42362554
I don't think it's possible to dom someone with mind of a horny puppy humping your leg, except this one is humping your pelvis, wet.

>> No.42362624

>>42362575
It's on her profile

>> No.42362628

>>42362094
I don't see that. She's not popular, but she's not hated either.

>> No.42362630

>>42362086
No, she makes me fertilize them

>> No.42362660

Do you think being "killed" by mamono silver weapons have any effect beside the pleasure inducement? Because I think it would be very hot if you are dealt a wound that it would kill you by one, it has a permanent effect of making super into your wife and it kills your ability to even find any other female attractive. Would make for some fun Wonderland and Dragonia "executions".

>> No.42362677

>>42360121
>pawjob sluts 7
But it just came out, I had to!

>> No.42362692

Would you let your bedsports be filmed?

>> No.42362748

>>42362692
if my wife was faceless fat old monster, yes

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>>42362748

>> No.42362787

>>42362778
whats wrong?

>> No.42362968
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42362968

What ideas do we have this time?

>> No.42362977

>>42362968
Highly intelligent Wyrm, but impaired expression like Krieg from Borderlands.

>> No.42362987

>>42362968
Greenworm drinking a gallon of milk

>> No.42362994

>>42362968
Really flustered Mantis being hugged from behind by anon.

>> No.42362996

>>42362968
anon smug as shit between massive cow tits

>> No.42363023

>>42362968
A large mouse terrorizing a neighborhood in a giant hamster ball.

>> No.42363071

>>42361738
since half elves can be corrupted into monsters they make for some fun combinations.
who wouldn't want a half elf/half human/half chimera?

>> No.42363092

>>42360121
Is that why Yeti HR has been hugging me whenever she sees me?

>> No.42363109

>>42362968
Pink eros griffon dressed in red ribbons

>> No.42363120

>>42360121
>tfw the entire office learns you used to be a damn pornstar somehow, even tho you wore a mask, all because you read an email from your old employer

>> No.42363123

>>42362968
disco sheep with funky bleats

>> No.42363138

>>42362968
Cupid very excitedly crossing off days until valentines

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>> No.42363250

>>42363205
Oh no, the cerberus sisters!

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>> No.42363277

>>42363250
she's just a friendly goat

>> No.42363281

>>42363205
ah yes the good old buy one get 2 free deal

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42363353

Little dead girls.

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>> No.42363463
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>>42356241
>>42356273

>> No.42363474
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>>42363463
I raise you

>> No.42363476

>>42363463
A delicious glass of fresh warm fox milk.

>> No.42363481

>>42363463
>looking your adoptive fox momster in the eye while you drink her milk that you clearly didn't think was hers

>> No.42363496

>>42363463
Poor Yukari. Imagine all the random horny fox shenanigans she has to deal with

>> No.42363565

>>42356273
>CC fox coworker has been stalking your for weeks
>every day she masturbated thinking about (You)
>all the pent up lust has caused so much milk production, that her breasts have even visibly swelled up a bit
>one day she reaches her breaking point and ambushes you on your way home
>no words, just crazed look on her face before she tore off her clothes
>literally shoved her nipple in your mouth and almost drowned you with milk

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>>42363481
What other lewd inconspicuous things could your adoptive momster do to you without your knowledge?

>> No.42363596

>>42363572
if she is a reptile, her eggs and bacon with her milk everyday for breakfast

>> No.42363621

>>42363565
nice

>> No.42363625

>>42363565
She could have just asked

>> No.42363644

>>42362968
Wine goat partying with anon

>> No.42363654

>>42362968
Gazer showing off her new monocle.

>> No.42363679
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42363679

The best way to put a seductive loli Demon in her place is seducing her to submission. To do things like lewdly embrace her from behind, exchange teasing indecent comments, play with her body, dirty talk her, sweet talk her, grope her horns and gently nibble her ears and whisper naughty things in them.

To tease her until she can't wait to fall on her hands and knees, submissively presenting her fat blue loli ass to the adult she's had so much fun trying to tempt into senseless heat only to end up there herself.

>> No.42363701

>>42363679
>fucking a seductive loli
>putting her in her place
anon, you got outplayed

>> No.42363760

>>42363572
>Teaching you sex is how you bond with monsters
>Seducing a woman is just getting to know her better
>Knowing how to eat out a woman is just proper sexual etiquette
>and you shouldnt turn down milk from a monster

>> No.42363769

>>42363679
Thank goodness I'm not a lolicon so I can just submit to a big monster girl with clear conscience.

>> No.42363852

>>42363760
No, eating out is disgusting.

>> No.42363870

>>42363701
>anon spooning with demon loli in the afterglow
>suddenly realizes something is off about this
>”Wait a minute…how did I win if you got what you wanted?”
>demon loli just laughs and promises steak and eggs in the morning
>anon forgets being bamboozeld and snuggles closer to demon loli

>> No.42363885

>>42363852
my bicorn momster told me that it isnt and u are gey

>> No.42363946

>>42363852
Cooking a dinner for your wife instead of taking her to a restaurant can be romantic too.

>> No.42364070

>>42363701
Making her surrender to you to the point of asking for it is how you show her not to underestimate an adult. After all, can you call it a victory if you turned down fucking the seductive loli?

>> No.42364076

>>42356674
Belly rubs?

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flip it up

>> No.42364096

>>42364082
I just saw the pic with p90 on the right, who is he ?

>> No.42364101

>>42364082
>just naked
nice

>> No.42364102

>>42364082
If the palace guards aren't looking, you can just lift a palace priestess off the ground and take her home, she'll be too flustered to react.

>> No.42364113

>>42364102
Imma steal the guards and the palace priestess and see if they can get along

>> No.42364133
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>>42356273

>> No.42364142

>>42364096
I think the P90 is just a Stargate reference.

>> No.42364152

>>42364142
mge but stargate is the kind of military crossover I could get behind.

>> No.42364164

>>42364102
I hope Anon gets caught and is forced to give the guards footrubs and tail brushings as punishment.

>> No.42364168

Can anubi become pharoahs? what about cat girls?

>> No.42364181

>>42364133
TWINS

>> No.42364185

>>42364082
If you take the paw from one of the Palace priestess and take her home she will follow you blindly. Their brain froze or something like that.

>> No.42364196

>>42364185
What if I put it on my crotch?

>> No.42364202

>>42364070
>onii-chan got 5D chess'd but still feels like he's in charge
cute

>> No.42364253

>>42358762
>100 ways to win a staring contest

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>>42364133

>> No.42364266

>>42358762
>how to be a male whore without your parents learning about it

>> No.42364272

>>42358012
I'll try to do this with 3rd person with inner thoughts.

>> No.42364281

>>42358762
An unbias history of the Demon Lords.

>> No.42364284

>>42364196
Her brain froze and you can do the deeds now in the Palace

>> No.42364285

>>42363870
>sinful sex with a horny demon brat
>next morning she cooks you breakfast to show off how great of a wife she will be

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>>42364164
>forced to give the guards footrubs and tail brushings as punishment

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>>42364255
A*ice really didn't deserve the canon """happy end"""

>> No.42364367

>>42364330
Nice monster girl image, nigger.

>> No.42364374

>>42364367
cry me a river

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>> No.42364406

I'm going to take out a classified ad in the paper.
>WANTED
>Soft and breedable monster girl for virile and lonely human man

>> No.42364413

>>42364082
>Guard is unshaved
nice

>> No.42364414

>>42364406
That's how you end up catfished by a cu sith in an empty parking lot.

>> No.42364418

>>42364385
I’ll out-autism her by recapping in detail the entire history of the Roman Empire from the beginning

>> No.42364420

>>42363679
> t. loli Demon

>> No.42364429

>>42364406
i'll just wear a sign that says i want fat old monsters preferably, wocks, dragons, foxes, tanukis, wurms, and the like

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>> No.42364456

>>42364418
That’ll only work if you go all the way until 1453

>> No.42364462

>>42364435
Stupid lazy fox, needs tofu correction

>> No.42364470

>>42363679
>tfw she starts calling herself mommy despite being a loli
I’ve been defeated

>> No.42364495

>>42364451
This is dangerously close to great.
I thought AI would take a while to draw proper monster girls.

>> No.42364524

>>42364495
the hands still wonky but way better, and i think its cause it used a base most likely

>> No.42364535

Amazon wife who gets upset when other monsters call you a slut.

>> No.42364543

>>42364456
Of course, that’s enough information to dull her brain and escape her
>fox has empty eyes as you explain the finer details of the republic while also telling her Caesar did nothing wrong
>she can’t help but ask who Caesar is
>a look of horror crosses her face as you take a deep breath and start the life story of Julius Caesar

>> No.42364695

>>42362968
Minotaur or Hellhound flexing her muscles for her husband, if possible the husband is feeling up the biceps or the abs..

>> No.42364713

older bicorn wife that gets off by being your pimp

>> No.42364740

>>42364713
>Bicorn gallops up to anon on the corner wearing a purple super fly hat
>Come on anon, I got you some clients lined up, get on her back and she takes you to the Ara Ara Fox Bingo Hall.

>> No.42364747

attaching bike horns to bicorns

>> No.42364768

>>42364747
>roll up to a gaggle of gyarus on your bicorn and toot the horn
>you and your wife wiggle your eyebrows at the group while beckoning to hop on

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>>42364768
>tfw you will never roll up to a gaggle of gyarus

>> No.42364913
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42364913

>>42361053
>Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good

>> No.42364928

>>42364907
>OIII ANONYAMAAAAAAAA!~
>COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAYYY!~

>> No.42364951

>>42364082
! !

>> No.42364966
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42364966

who Tom here?

>> No.42364978

what if kc made an apply pie girl ?

>> No.42364994

>>42364966
I could honestly see myself becoming Tom.

>> No.42365000

I wonder why KC hasn't licensed his creations as figures.

>> No.42365006

>>42365000
please understand

>> No.42365009

>>42365000
do people in these threads even buyfigs?

>> No.42365058
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>>42364966

>> No.42365066

>>42364994
Tom is the natural state of being. Some may rise from beyond it but all things return to Tom

>> No.42365108
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>>42365009
I do, though I prefer action figures over scale figures, Only two I found were Snail Shells Wolf Girls, though they do make a Bee/Wasp Girl but I ain't into bugs.

>> No.42365113

>>42365066
cat paws are too strong

>> No.42365138

>>42364907
This fox appears to be malfunctioning.
Someone should do something.

>> No.42365142

Tell me about the Gazer, can she shoot beams?

>> No.42365151

>>42365142
Yes but they are randomized, and she can't shoot where she is looking with the big eye

>> No.42365162
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>>42365108
Crippling case of baby rabies, affects countless monsters every year.
That image tends to be the last thing a man sees before the affliction, uh, resolves itself.

>> No.42365166

>>42365113
they're very nice to touch

>> No.42365170

>>42365162
Whoops, meant to reply to >>42365138

>> No.42365183

>>42365151
>Smug Basalisk who can shout "Optic Blast"! as she shoots from her eyes.

But still, gacha beams can be fun.

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>>42365162
even with treatment there's many cases of symptoms rebounding

>> No.42365279
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>> No.42365282
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42365282

No one can hear you scream for help in the water

>> No.42365304

>>42365282
clearly you haven't met ms wurm

>> No.42365326

>>42365282
Fortunately I've learned to assert dominance using only whale noises.

>> No.42365327
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>> No.42365350

>>42365327
Pics like this do nothing for me nowadays

Am I broken>

>> No.42365355

>>42365350
not enough monster?

>> No.42365362

>>42365350
was it supposed to do something for you?

>> No.42365387

>>42364740
>come back smelling old fox and with a couple of new fox only tats on your body
>And your bicorn wife licks off the old fox slavia off your body

>> No.42365407

>>42365350
If you mean having a hard on if that was enough for you i say you are fixed

>> No.42365438

>>42365355
>>42365362
>>42365407
I have to go now

>> No.42365475

what is scarier
calling your haku teacher mom or calling your clearly 17 year old wock boss miss

>> No.42365483

>>42365475
wock?

>> No.42365495

>>42365483
short for jabberwock, gotta lurk a bit more

>> No.42365502
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>>42365475
hiding your lunch from that fat and old jabber

>> No.42365512

>>42365475
Calling any loli monster "mommy"

>> No.42365523

>>42365495
I have no excuse. I think about doing it every moment of every day, obsessively, but don't do it. I wish I knew why I don't do it almost as much as I wish I would just fucking do it

>> No.42365532
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>>42365142
Educate yourself

>> No.42365543
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>>42365512
2 for 1 special

>> No.42365560

>>42365502
>poor anon has to endure being without his lunch
>Wock ends up giving him a single plate of hers
>Its damn near the size of the table

>> No.42365575

>>42365532
>slam
so does she whap you with her eyestalks or something?

>> No.42365600

>>42365543
>tfw no loli mommy gf wife
Suffering

>> No.42365649

>>42365532
>Only 65 HP
>No resistance against non-magic weapons
Well, someone is gonna get oneshot from a crit smite

>> No.42365653

>>42365600
portals can't be that far off.

>> No.42365664
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>>42365327
Beware the nekomancer, lest she put a curse upon ye.

>> No.42365671

What are your honest thoughts on roper girls?

>> No.42365677

>>42365532
I know.
Was thinking of her having all the beam variants and it would be neat.
never doubt with your waifu and tell her that she has a cute orb.

>>42365649
I'm pretty sure its a lower level one as the actual 5e Beholder is CR13 and at hp 180

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>>42365671
they're neat for cosplay. nun, maid, nurse, schoolgirl outfit, you name it roper can imitate it.

>> No.42365695

>>42365502
>get every monster in the offivce attempting to give you foood

>> No.42365772

>>42365671
I genuinely don't understand anyones attraction to anything but beast girls or normal looking succubuses.

>> No.42365788

>>42365502
>wock sits on your desk and attempts to flirt with you
>meanwhile her mouth tentacles are ransacking your lunchbag
Aw frick, my reuben...

>> No.42365808

>>42365502
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!!

>> No.42365832

>>42365671
One of KC's mistakes.

>> No.42365844

>>42365788
an experienced wock handler always keeps a bag of dog biscuits to distract the tentacles

>> No.42365870

>>42365772
In my case I like em cause they’re like a mixture of a tentacle and a slime, also I have a hard-on for parasitism so

>> No.42365896

>>42365832
what's not to like?

>> No.42365915

>>42365896
Everything.

>> No.42365987

>slip a wock tentacle a lemon under the table while she's talking to you
>watch her attempt to keep her composure
just don't get caught

>> No.42365991

>>42365671
I like them, but the situation I imagine with them (a spreading infestation from a captured and rescued human girl) might not be everyone's cup of tea.

>> No.42365996

>>42365987
nah, pass her some mge reaper pepper

>> No.42366058

>>42365987
>shove a bag of lemons towards the wock tentacles
>can't help themselves but to gorge on them
>wock trying to be seductive with tears in her eyes and scrunched up face
knew always bringing lemons with me would pay off someday

>> No.42366145

>>42365987
Good way to get wock tentacle to fellate your hand

>> No.42366146

I would like a shortstack Manticore with a tail much longer than she is tall with a big fat bulb on the end of it that's the size of her head.

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>>42366146
there's these shorties

>> No.42366245

To Magus_Anon, I read your story and god damn, reading a whole legit story for smut isn’t what I expected, but it certainly wasn’t boring. After reading the authors notes at the end I’m actually surprised that by the end you didn’t have Anon realize his love for Voso and choose only her instead of getting both girls. Something about that just feels like…a terrible compromise. The guy always had her in the back of his mind the entire journey, that it looked like the story was culminating in him finally confessing to her at the shrine.

I also applaud this guys amazingly inhuman levels of restraint, I probably would’ve started indiscriminately started blasting monsters left, right, and center. A bunch of people used to fighting but never dying might be in for a rude awakening against a man more then willing to kill to send a point across. Speaking of which, how the hell do monsters respond to something like? Throughout the story I got the vibe that none of the monsters, while aggressive and predatory never really had that killing instinct towards humans despite their constant belittling and dismissive attitude towards them.

>> No.42366391

Must we do this shit again?

>> No.42366418
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>>42366179
>tries to dom you
>pick her up and cuddle the fight out of her

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42366451

>>42366418
without even noticing the fearsome manticore becomes a docile lapcat

>> No.42366520

>>42366451
Do not mistake her smug for complacency
She has achieved her goals and may now indulge in the glorious rewards of such.

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>>42366451
>regular manticore hears her neighbor anon got pounced by a manticore
>goes over to congratulate anon's new mistress
>enters and sees the "mistress" purring on anon's lap while he pets her
>her only thought is, "God I wish that was me"

>> No.42366588

Need me a manticore with a tail bulb bigger than my head

>> No.42366640

i wanna be some dark mages rabid human guard

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>>42366588
That can be arranged

>> No.42366684

>>42366640
>dark mage thought she could have a forbidden romance with her guard like in her romance novels
>instead have to apologize to the crying mail harpy cause anon grilled her about why she was on the property

>> No.42366693

>>42366678
>She sucks off both my heads at once

>> No.42366718
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42366718

Gazer-chan says
>"If you're feeling tired, you should take a nap!"

>> No.42366733

>>42366684
>Anon has to be kept on a short leash due to how protective he is of miss dark mage
>Also has to rape correct him so he learns how to act even a bit more human, should have tried to get him when he was a bit younger and easier to train instead of finding him in the wild

>> No.42366800

>Anon gets preyed upon by manticore twins

>> No.42366805

>>42366733
>she rapes correct him
>anon gets even more protective since she shared such intimacy with him, not even recognizing it as rape
>dark mage is both flattered and frustrated at anons reasoning as he holds a rata by the scruff of her neck

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Gonna tame the hound with frilly dresses

>> No.42366905
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42366905

big bun butt

>> No.42366913

>>42366179
Tail too small, might as well just fuck a normal Manticore at that point.

>> No.42366950

>when you have to explain to your parents that she actually older than you

>> No.42366951
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42366951

creepy bun ghost

>> No.42366962

>>42366950
>having to explain your loli wife
>no mom you don’t understand she’s actually a 500 year old dragon

>> No.42366986

>>42366962
At least in the case of a dragon she can actually shapeshift into one to prove your point.

>> No.42366999

>>42366986
but she won't cause she likes watching you squirm, shell even play up the little sister act

>> No.42367016
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>>42356227

>> No.42367027

>>42366950
>when you have to explain why your dating a monster girl 4 times your size and why she is in the old hag age
>Also what is that milk you keep on drinking from that bottle

>> No.42367068

>taking in a poor black harpy with tattered clothes and turning her into a happy, loving wife and mother

>> No.42367079

>>42366678
That thing is menacing

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>> No.42367225

>Coming home at night
>Exit your car
>Meet a kikimora
>She asks "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
>Sniff the rag
>Black out
>Wake up her house
>Start panicking
>She holds her hand over your mouth
>"Now now, dear. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."
>Get raped by the crazy kiki
And that's how you became the house husband to a creepy, crazy kiki.

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42367288

Why are dogs like this?

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>> No.42367348

I found a naked middle-aged dark mage and an amazoness-shapped anubis in my young boy's room, on his bed, how do I talk to my son about this?

>> No.42367358

>>42367320
nah, they fuck they guns
>>42367348
were they with him in bed? if so, smile obxiounsly and wait for the morning to tease him about it

>> No.42367360

>>42367225
I would specifically request she turn that rape into murder

>> No.42367375

>>42367225
i just quickly put on tf1 with a new filter as quick as i can and run back home barriading any entries then praying to eros to calm said kiki down a bit so we can make sweet love not just getting raped

>> No.42367379

>>42367358
he was out in town, i found them on his bed meanwhile. There was also a half-naked kikimora, me and my wife never seen before, invading our fridge looking for a snack, I assume she is another friend he brought home.

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>>42367288
Peanut butter makes a dog girl do crazy shit

>> No.42367394

>>42367379
congralute him on his new wives and tell them where he's at

>> No.42367405

>>42367394
he's way too young to be associating with those sexo women

>> No.42367432

>>42367405
anon, your monster wife is literally 40 times your age, him being that young aint gonna change shit

>> No.42367450

>>42367432
Yes, but we didn't get romantic and sexual until I was 30, I waited like a well-adjusted human man, the bare minimum age of a suitable husband for monsters as it should be

>> No.42367459

>>42367450
anon, you are going to make your boy run away with his wives

>> No.42367460

>>42366962
Couldn't one of those ancient dragons just casually shift into full dragon mode for a split second before going back to make their point?

>> No.42367466

>>42367459
My wife will cast a magic chastity belt on him that lasts until he's old enough for sex, I condemn shotaphilia.

>> No.42367467

how do i get past the holst plains?

>> No.42367469

I LOVE ONIS!

>> No.42367479

>>42367467
Milk the holsts.

>> No.42367481

>>42367466
>has a dark mage wife'
not too bright, aint ye?

>> No.42367484

>>42367467
turn into a horse and you'll move faster, galloping cross the Amber Waves section of the map. You'll fly on past the holstaur enemies

>> No.42367487

>>42367479
but i wanna milk wurm holsts in dragonia tho...

>> No.42367496

>>42367484
nah, never. aint gey

>> No.42367500

>>42367481
She dropped out of magic school to pursue stripping and onlyfans, she can't do magic for shite

>> No.42367501

>>42367487
Milk them all, Anon. Go on a milking spree.

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42367520

What are we drinkin tonight?

>> No.42367527

>>42367520
i dont drink, alcohol is nasty

>> No.42367541

>>42367501
but i dont know any lactation magic tho?

>> No.42367567

>>42367541
Just use your hands?

>> No.42367590

>>42367541
The magic is within you. Unlock your potential and claim your destiny. You are the milkman. Your milk is delicious.

>> No.42367614

Try rub flat little chests until milk comes out. The Sabbath witches told me it works!

>> No.42367658

>>42367614
Would that even be enjoyable? They'd have no breast to massage.

>> No.42367659

>>42366245
>Throughout the story I got the vibe that none of the monsters, while aggressive and predatory never really had that killing instinct towards humans despite their constant belittling and dismissive attitude towards them.
That's more or less canon to MGE. I mentioned this about MGE fanfics before, but it's never a good look to follow through on lethal force against cute monstergirls who ultimately just want you as a partner. In-universe, but also outside of the story too. Double standards? Definitely, but that's just how it is. Most stories that try it tend to be very tone deaf and seem to be unaware of the gravity of such a decision.

I thought magus had anon act reasonable enough. He didn't want blood on his hands, or to be expelled from school, or worse. He fought whenever he could, or when it made sense to do so. If it wasn't school or basic law holding him back, it was an overpowered monster (vamp mom, apophis) he had no chance against.

>> No.42367675

>>42367658
It's still intimate skin contact, so yes. Just use a bit of imagination, it's not like they're gonna be in a stall or some cattle roleplay where you reach your hand in and blandly start rubbing.

>> No.42367687

>>42366245
I honestly thought he was gonna be late getting to the shrine, Voso was gonna show up to help him get there before the marker goes off or suppress it for a bit longer, and he was gonna instead confess to her while monsters are beelining to them.

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New Chapter of Daily Life With A Lilim after abrupt hiatus
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34687126/chapters/111246412

>> No.42367810

>>42367782
I remember reading your story and thinking it would turn into a hfy at some point but then it didn't.

>> No.42367830

>>42367782
If you're the author, what was with that chapter where they both poopoo on Druella. She's not that bad.

>> No.42367847

>>42367782
How far along in the story would you say you are? Halfway?

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How do I rescue a pharaoh from the fangs of an apophis?

>> No.42367861

>>42367856
offer to take her place

>> No.42367892

>>42367856
this image makes me upset for some reason

>> No.42367900

>>42367856
Give her a smooch

>> No.42367913

>>42367856
>Wanting to rescue her
>Not being the one who conspired with the Apophis in the first place

>> No.42367925

>>42367856
Monsters shouldn't interact together like this, it should be a man in that leash instead.

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>>42367925
but which one is holding the leash to anon?

>> No.42367967

>>42367861
>I'd love to spend the rest of my life lounging in your coils, but I'm allergic to undead
>hag apophis chucks the pharaoh out so fast she doesn't even bother to strip her of all the jewelry she put on her
>Anon convinces her not to kick the rest of the undead out of the kingdom because "he might get used to it"
>apophis too busy fucking him to care if she was duped or not

>> No.42368019

>>42367520
Satyros are technically completely naked waist down...

>> No.42368033

>>42368019
A lot of monster girls are, and a lot of the ones who are wearing something aren't wearing panties, I'm starting to think these girls might be lewd.

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>>42368019
they just keep getting better and better

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ded

>> No.42368171

>>42362512
They're so clingy and desperate for human contact but have none of the hookups and preconceptions that people tend to accrue in life. they're also top tier cuties

>> No.42368179

>>42362968
Anything but with a monstergirl cuddling with her anon in bed

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>https://myhentaigallery.com/gallery/thumbnails/17442
This hentai makes me think that it's possible for the two women in a Liliraune pair to be tsundere for each other.

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Cats

>> No.42368284
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>>42368277
choco cats

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42368357

Magic cat

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>>42368357
Love kots

>> No.42368419

>>42368357
>soggy cat hag smell
No thanks, I'm going to find a bunyip instead.

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>>42368357
Magic cat, you say?

>> No.42368565

Post fierce black harpies please!

>> No.42368574

Pump a rum!

>> No.42368599
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>>42368565

>> No.42368601

>>42368574
More like pump-a-rump

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>>42368574
Pump a black harpy's rump.

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>> No.42368629

>>42368599
I wanna make a black harpy this happy one day.
To see that smile. I'd do anything

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