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42343467 No.42343467 [Reply] [Original]

She just had a great idea anon. She'll shrink you down to her size with the Miracle Mallet and then you can stay with her forever! What do you think?

>> No.42343490

Only if she agrees to marriage and can shrink other stuff like my bed and my PC. If that's the case, I'm in.

>> No.42343568

Living in a 100yen ramen cup, what a life.

>> No.42343588

>>42343467
I don't trust her, she'll probably just make herself big and then carry me around on her cleavage.

>> No.42343672

>>42343467
Only if she marries me and takes responsibility

>> No.42346081
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>>42343490
>>42343672
You wouldn't really marry an Inchling would you? People might make fun of you for having such a tiny wife.

>> No.42346145

>>42346081
We'd take turns being tiny!

>> No.42346162

Imagine living in a literal doll house with teh Shimmy, trying the barbie and ken clothes and drive the pink Barbie Corvette :3

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>>42343467
Isn't the mallet's usefulness pretty limited? Like if she shrinks me, it's just going to be for a few hours?
Doesn't sound like something I or she would want to deal with. It's impossible to have a relationship with such a large size difference, so I'll have to reject her.

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42346181

Inchling onahole solves all these superfluous issues.

>> No.42346183

>>42346164
>It's impossible to have a relationship with such a large size difference

Plain bullshit, love can easily overcome such shimmy-size obstacle. You have no heart nor guts.

>> No.42346229

>>42346164
She'll just shrink you even harder and stick you up her butt as punishment, anon

>> No.42346359

>>42343588
giwtwm

>> No.42350075
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>>42343467
I feel like she'd shrink me even smaller than herself to fulfill her power fantasy. I don't trust her to not take advantage of me

>> No.42350696

>>42350075
Shinmyoumaru’s only power fantasy is being impaled on a huge dick.

>> No.42350735

>>42346164
>>42346181
These feet are pretty insane, absolute contrast to the rest of the body

>> No.42350761

>>42350696
Anon being stuffed inside Shinmy's vagina for saying such foul things!

>> No.42350773

Why doesn't Shinmy just make herself the size of an adult so that way she can be with anon in the real world instead of a doll house? Think about it, she'd be able to kiss anon romantically so much easier that way!

>> No.42351133
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>>42350075
That's hot, I hope she makes me rub her feet

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>>42346229
Then that's another good reason to dump her outright. Who would want to be with this kind of pervert? Disgusting.

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42351636

Marriage with an inchilng? Sounds like a lot of work for not much gain!

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42352068

What does Shimmy taste like?

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42352743

shinmy is an opportunist.

>> No.42352897

>>42352743
Are you implying you wouldn't do the same?

>> No.42353154

>>42352897
Nah, everyone here would've gone straight for the armpits.

>> No.42354417

>>42352068
probably ramen, considering how long she's been in that bowl

>> No.42354959

ero doujin where you are shrinked to shimmy's size and you do it on a dollhouse!

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