2hu royale

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations!
You can be forever with the 2hu girl that you choose, but the condition is that you have to fistfight and defeat everyone who chose the same one as you. Do you still go for your favourite character or change to a less popular one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
Do I have to fistfight myself, too?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ hunger games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
Who is "everyone"? Is every semi-regular browser of /jp/ forced to be made aware of this event and forced to partake? Only the people that reply to this thread? Do I get to rest in between rounds or is it a free-for-all?

If it's everyone on /jp/ I think regardless of who you choose you're going to be fighting at least one person.

I'll fight for the maiden you posted, Reimu. I don't think the questions above change this answer, as there's nobody significantly less popular that I'd rather fight for. Reimu and I probably have similar personalities, so we'd probably be a good match. Hope she's willing to give me a chance even if I'm missing a few teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334557

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334557
You sir are a chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
I'd take that deal, for Reimu's hand in marriage i'd face all you short pasty nerds.
Even if in the end yuyuko is going to win the brawl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
I will fight tooth and nail to touch fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

With pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I might stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Bring it on, Tenshifags. I’m sticking with my guns and fighting for my favorite 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42336505
Guns are cheating. It's a fistfight anon you can only fight with your fists.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so weak that even if I pick the obscurest whohu possible I'll end up getting my shit kicked in so it's pretty much pointless to even consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>42336539
Same but I'm also really short

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
>tfw favorite character is fem!singyoku
hell yes

[Anonymous No.]

Are we talking about a proper fight on the ring or a street-like fight? And what about weight classes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
Bring it on, bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334557
i would imagine that everyone who browses /jp/ and has a certain level of interest in touhou would participate, i also think it would be completely voluntary as you could even pick a different touhou to fight for. to be honest the only thing i know is that i am going to have to kill you, if someone is going to be forever with Reimu, its going to be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42336514
My mistake on the figure of speech, anon. I still planned to go with just using my fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334999

>Kanako

Yeah, you're not going to have any competition, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>42339377
I like to believe that it'd only be those that truly love their hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343456
The brawl for kanako:the one guy that bumps the kanako threads
The brawl for suwako:none
The brawl for Sanae: a small towns' worth of suitors

Being a Moriyan god is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

I would fucking kill anyone to simply smell Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd gladly fistfight with anyone who dares claim they love Rumia more than I

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343758
Everyone can smell Remilia, the range on her stench ensures it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42337008
Its just a fucking brawl you sperg, only rule is no weapons

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is aggressive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343835
Well I want to smell her within a 5cm radius

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343833
Is that so

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343845

how barbaric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343833
Don't think you'll have any real competition there hotshot, can't even remember the last time I've seen a rumia thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343865
Its only way to prove your worthiness. Gensokyo values strength above all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343884

i'm sure only very few touhous would like such a (sub)human-like behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343923
Youkai are simple beings that are more akin to islands of savagery rather then beings like humans who work together, coddle their weak, and thus value other traits rather then strength.
If you want someone that values your mind find a witch or a girl like kosuzu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343865
>>42343923
You could always sit back and watch the the other anons fighting for your touhou, I am sure she will like your cowardice
more

[Anonymous No.]

please rename /jp/ to /congo/, it's way more fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42344092
Bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
is it a boxing match kinda fistfight or am i allowed to pick up objects like bar stools and broken bottles to knock cunts

not that it would help against yuyuko (if you read the touhou marriage battle royale doujin)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42344329
Stfu dude just fight already

[Anonymous No.]

>>42344362
OK I'm here, where is everybody else at?

[Anonymous No.]

I’m down to fight for this Kasen

[Anonymous No.]

I've hardened my fists. I didn't come here to talk, and I don't intend to leave in one piece. I am not afraid, all I know is that I will answer malice with violence.

(Btw I hope I get to fight my clone, I have always wanted to fistfight my doppleganger)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343716
>The brawl for suwako:none
Kanakofags are this delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>42348551
Suwako had THREE threads in the last year
and not ONE of them went above 50 posts
two out of those three died before hitting 4 posts
Suwako has NO faith
NO followers
NO donations
she probably doesn't even have a single suitor

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ can't beat my cross counter.

[Anonymous No.]

The Princess belongs to me and me alone!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343758
come here bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
Yuuka my dear sweet youkai moé is the only 2hu who can keep my heart's fire truly aflame forever.
Besides, most of you are cowards that wouldn't handle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42350936
Have fun being in a abusive relationship. I hope you like domestic violence because you'll be seen a lot of it in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334557
What's the name of this doujin?
pretty please

[Anonymous No.]

>>42351013
I would be more worried about that if I was enough of a dumbass to go for Eirin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
I'll fight for the Prince!

[Anonymous No.]

I won't rest until she is mine. You'll have to kill me, then seal my vengeful spirit at least 100 times if you want her. I would nuke an entire continent for her.

[Anonymous No.]

The only other people who would pick Kagerou are weak manlets, but as I am a manlet with gigantism, I think I can take them and win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42356667
>but as I am a manlet with gigantism
explain

[Anonymous No.]

I shall patiently wait for all of you neckbeards to bitchslap eachother to death, after which I shall swoop in, kabedon Reimu against a wall and lean into her ear to whisper
"Hey Darling, how about we ditch this clown show and head back to my NEET cave and polish off a bottle of nihonshu before making the animal with two backs?"
She blushes, her eyes briefly darting from side to side before jumping up, wrapping her arms around my neck and locking her legs around my trunk. I hold her by the butt and walk off with my prized Reimu, as she continues to stare up and into my eyes, glittering with passion and anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall fight to the death!

[Anonymous No.]

She wouldn't want it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366244
Reimu would be disgusted by your stinky breathe and cowardice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366293
I think she would appreciate my penchant for taking it easy and recognize me as a partner in crime and her distinguished suitor - someone who will accept her for what she is: Trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366379
Fair enough, once me and the other anons finish killing you by ripping you apart with our hands we'll continue our fight to decide who will win Reimu's hand. I'm sure that will impress our beloved miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366379
>>42366244
she would never accept such a fucking retard, and the moment you turn your back and try to sneak your twink body towards reimu, i would cave your skull in

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366414
>>42366412
I'm 6'5 and am the boss of my gym. Reimu is naturally drawn to my blue, noble blood and would sniff out commoners such as yourselves.
We'll be laughing all the way to the shire as you rip eachother apart like the dogs you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366622
A team of smol boys could kick your ass, and they would gang up on you since you're the biggest threat.

[Anonymous No.]

In the scale of /jp/, I get to fight maybe 1 or 2 Anons at most. Overall, it's not much higher.
Perhaps we can solve things peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343758
I will rip your face off like a fucking ape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366622
what did you say to me, you little bitch? i would let you know that i graduated top of my class in the KSK, i have been involved in numerous secret raids against cartels all across south america. you are nothing but another faggot on my way to get Reimu, the only difference is that i will take pleasure when i erase that smug smile from your face. i will beat you with a brutality never seen before on this earth, and unlike the other humble warriors fighting fairly for their dream, you really think you could outsmart me and you will pay for it. you really think you would get away with talking shit over me and my fellow warriors? think again fucker, as we speak i am traing my fists, my body and my mind to be ready to pull you apart piece by piece when the time comes. you can't outrun me and you can't beat me, Your little extra height won't matter when i put you six feet under everyone. And when i am done with you i am going to wear your noble blood like a war paint

[Anonymous No.]

>>42343758
Kill me, then watch me reincarnate as a vengeful spirit 10 times stronger than Mima to haunt your entire fucking bloodline because you wouldn't let me see Remi's butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366622
the big guys will be targeted first for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366723
Peace was never an option, I will literally kill anyone here just to see Reimu in the flesh and be graced with the sound of her saying my name

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, but I would not hurt my fellow /jp/sies for some 2hu pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367207
its not some pussy my man, its love for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>42349507
Looks like you're right so far. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367210
THEN ITS ON
THE RADIATING RETARD BIRD IS MINE

[Anonymous No.]

Okuu marrying anon why did you delete your post? Have you changed your mind about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367310
perhaps he felt bad about calling her retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367310
yes.
I think I would be able to hold better conversations and get along with the stinky neet fish more
I don't know
I just want a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367207
Fist fighting is just an allegory for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367319
I hope you can decide quickly, don't get the hu's sprits risen only to crash them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367323
go away, no homos allowed here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367343
atleast I can use her as a computer so I don't have to open LTSPICE or god forbid m*tl*b ever again
opening up Iku would be way more fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367352
*Fistfights you and wins*
What now? I won a lifetime with my 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367369
*combat RPs you but better and double wins*
back at you champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367355
if you need to someone as a computer you can beat ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367393
I need a computer and a lonely computer-nerd!
Iku is just perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367414
Good! Carry that love in your heart as you beat down all the anons that love iku too!
And remember, if they can still stand you pound them into the sand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367443
I still wouldn't want to hu-
イクサァァァァァン!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367355
>m*tl*b
I would rather learn C++ because that is at least practical. The retards below me didn't have to suffer it since it was cut from the course I learned it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367706
yeah, if only it wasn't compulsory

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367210
Same thing weak nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366967
Growling ape! Thinketh thou art more than a mere speck of coal beneath my fingernail?
My enviable height and exquisite physical condition are mere playthings compared to the wrath that will descend upon you for your insolence.
I will scatter your blood upon the ground and watch it blacken under the sun and use your skin as a loin cloth should you continue your feeble attempts to disrupt the sacred marriage of the Hakurei shrine maiden and I.
I WILL save her. I WILL make her worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Great news everyone! The fighting is off, it was all just a trick to get us to express our love for our favorite 2hu in the most passionate way possible. I hope you enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368282
I'll beat your ass regardless iPhone user

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368252
I would befriend you, treat you as a brother, listen to your hardships and share with you mine, until I have gained your trust, and separate your head from your twitching corpse the moment you fell into sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368289

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368293
What the actual fuck is wrong with you my dog. Fr fr you be cray-cray straight bussin no cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368293
Weak ass can't even fight me while I'm awake

>captcha: P00N0

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367210
And what ensures that love actually stays for life? Will the girl be just brainwashed to be attracted to whatever wretch of a human being that wins no matter what he'll do or not do to support the relationship?
If so, I stay out. No 2hu deserves to be chained to a broken NEET husk that is me, even if I somehow win the brawl with my weak, overweight, ugly body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368316
You will cum on your rotting corpse while making a T-pose so that, even in hell, you will know who dominated you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368329
Get off your phone, sumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368329
If I go to Hell do I get to fuck Satori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368322
You have forgotten the way of 2D and have had your soul corrupted by 3DPD. The way is lost for you.

Perhaps one day you will remember that 2D is love, that 2D is life.

[Anonymous No.]

I won't fight any other Yuuka fan, I will literally rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368345
I want to be a Yuuka fan now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368350
lmao that's gay reason dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368350
It's no fun if you're too weak to fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368355
Some men just wanna be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368355
It's a joke bro it's clearly a joke and I'm not gay at all
>>42368358
Why do you assume that? I'll beat your ass, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368370
I'll enjoy seeing you try. I don't mind if you get few good hits in, makes it more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like Remilia, Yuuka, and Reimu will have the most vicious battles so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368388
Now I'm getting jealous. Can you rape me too?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think future 2wives will approve of anons engaging in anonymous gay sex for their hand in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368407
I think Seija would be exclusively into gay men

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368395
>>42368407
I don't really want Yuuka's hand in marriage, I just want to blow off some steam and have some fun, either through fighting or rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368418
But what if you end up winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368432
Have a tea party with her and Elly, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368438
You aren't even gonna fug her one-of-a-kind elite youkai pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368444
I guess I'd just flip a coin to decide what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368456
I refuse to let that opportunity go to waste at the hands of a psychotic homosexual. Prepare to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368466
I'm sure there's at least one female Yuuka fan out there willing to fight for her, so it's not all gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368477
Vut that's even gayer!

[Anonymous No.]

I will bring down everyone who opposes me with the power of qi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368491
Every time you coom you eject a large amount of qi. You better hold it in if you want to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368499
He can just eat it to recycle the coom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368499
He can just eat it to recycle the qi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368499
He'll eject all of that onto your face with a massive fistpunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368602
Even better would be saving it, then chugging it for one powerful blast.

[Anonymous No.]

NO
COMPETITION

[Anonymous No.]

It will probably be a hard fight and I'll likely not get out alive considering the amount of competition but I am fully ready to lay down my life if there is so much as a chance to be with her!

[Anonymous No.]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368407
This thread has taken a strange turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368418
You just want beat up anons and rapr them, you pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42371514
Good news, it looks like you are undisputed....so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42374561
At least there are no rampant homosexuals I am competing with… or anyone else for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42374609
I have since calmed down and will settle for only beating them up.

[Anonymous No.]

i had a strange dream in which i was fist fighting unknown people on the same night i posted in this thread. was that a premonition? i was enjoying it though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42375468
For whom do you fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42375468
God I hope, I don't care if i'm 100% not ready. I want to fight for Reimu's hand

[Anonymous No.]

MORE BLOOD! MORE BLOOD!

[9 No.]

I claim this ass all to myself and any who dare question it will pay the piper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366723
Sorry. But I'm going to win. Kana is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42378360
Remimi is gonna drink all the blood of the anons who fought for her. It'll be a feast.

[9 No.]

>>42378691
I'm gonna drink her ass once I finish mopping the floors of your red juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42378703
Even if you beat me half dead she'll have drank up all the blood. She is going to secrete the remnants of my blood from her asspussy and into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42378691
Perfect offering for the winner to give her.

[Anonymous No.]

why are yuukaposters so scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>42379049
They need to be to impress her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42379049
They're trying to outscare the competition, and I shall not be daunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42375468
Sometimes when /jp/sies dream, they actually go to Gensokyo. I don't remember anything but I'm sure some of the battles for 2hus have already taken place and some /jp/sie have mysteriously disappeared, finally united with their wives...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42379049
Because the only thing they have is a big mouth. If you've visited Yuuka threads, you should know that most Yuukafags are highly autistic, scrawny nerds who'll throw a tantrum the moment you mention artists they don't like or "get the wrong impression of the character". Seriously, these despicable losers will piss their pants and faint before any action takes place, but they won't hesitate to stab you in the back given the opportunity. Around Yuukafags, never relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42382704
>Yuukafags are highly autistic, scrawny nerds
Which 2hu character has fans that are buff and neurotypical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42375904
Reireimu
>>42381851
i hope i made the cut, i mean, i was having a good time so i don't think i was losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42382732
Reimu, Marisa, Eiki, Yukari, Akyuu, Chimata, Shimmy, Seija, Seiga, Koishi, Okyuu, The Prismriver sisters(but not Lyrica), Fairy enjoyers(but not Daiyousei or Clappy fans), Hectia, Kasen, Flan, Momoji.
Thats about it really

[Anonymous No.]

>>42382732
Remilia fans are buff but not neurotypical

[Anonymous No.]

>>42382732
No one who is into 2hu enough to have a favorite is neurotypical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42382732
Meiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
I'd kill anyone for Okina

[Anonymous No.]

>>42385729
Looks like you won't have to, looking at the thread so far. You did it, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42385502
you insult me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42385864
Hi buff anon

[Anonymous No.]

So here's the real question:
Would your hu like it if you hurt someone just to prove your love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42390049
One of the less disturbed Yuuka posters here.
Wakarimasen lol. To me this is less about proving my love and more about obtaining love as sad as it sounds.
If nothing else I get to protect her smile by defeating the more rambunctious bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42390049
mine doesn't particulary mind needless killing, so i don't think she will mind a fist fight. also would it be a fight to the dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391364
>also would it be a fight to the dead?
probably not, but you know some anons aren't going to stop when the prize in front of their eyes, besides going the extra mile of brutality might impress your hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42390049
I doubt most youkai outside of those who are personally pacifistic will mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393617
>personally pacifistic
Which 2hus fit that description would you say? I think Byakuren would be against it. Maybe the childish but not aggressive 2hus like Daiyousei, Aunn or Lily White

[Anonymous No.]

>>42390049
I don't think Remi would like it... she admires strength but not mindless brutality, lust, desperation... Fistfighting doesn't seem like the way to win her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393638
Maybe also the ones with a level of sophistication or status who wouldn't be particularly thrilled being known as the one that married a brute whose only known virtue is that he beat the shit out of a bunch of people in a field somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393788
nah, chicks dig violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393837
But isn't it human to become unimpressed with hard-to-get intoxicating feelings after a while and realize simplicity is where it's at? Isn't it classy to recognize this rather than chase it endlessly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391387
so like mortal combat? that would fit, imagine virtuous and friendly anons fighting and just knocking out their adversaries while on the other side of the field, malicious, rapist and sanguinary anons just commiting atrocities for their touhou
>>42393649
>>42393788
i guess you could gain favor or something if you act in a way that your touhou would like, and receive extra stuff like in hunger games(?). but at the end of the day it wouldn't matter if you are killed by another more brutal jaype

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393927
fuck if I know but that desire to stop chasing and take whats more logical tends to go on with age and changes in the brain chemistry as the sex hormones lessen and decrease drive but youkai brains wouldn't mature with age in the same way at all and their personalities would likely remain largely static as far as things like time preferences or how much they want to "chase".
although it is a common thing in chicks to dig violence and people that are known to be dangerous, its the whole reason the "I can fix him" trope exists or why chicks like the "bad boy" thing as stupid as that sounds coming from me.
Hence my shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

I will fight against HORDES OF ROACHES
for Sumireko

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393937
>>so like mortal combat? that would fit, imagine virtuous and friendly anons fighting and just knocking out their adversaries while on the other side of the field, malicious, rapist and sanguinary anons just commiting atrocities for their touhou
eventually those two will have to fight each other, it is a brawl after all. May the best anon win

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393649
It wouldn't necessarily be mindless in this context. It's not like you're beating the shit out of all these people for fun. You'd be doing it with purpose. Remilia is known to watch people come fight Meiling so I'm sure she would like seeing a bunch of people fight for her hand too.

Plus at the end of the day she's still a vampire. If you offered the battered and bloodied bodies of the fallen as food she might be extra impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393967
Kanıtla, korkak

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334247
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393967
I don't know man, that's a lot of roaches. Would be kinda gross to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42393967
>>42397170
not as many little critters as you'd have to fight for wriggles hand at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>42397218
Haha NO ONE wants to marry Wriggle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42397464
What if she keeps jumping onto the table during dinner and knocking shit over?

[Anonymous No.]

Fortunately for me, since I'm the only one who wants Tokiko, I'll be able to take my bookworm bird wife without opposition or resistance happily.

[Anonymous No.]

So in conclusion /jp/ is ready to kill one another for the even the chance of getting their hu's love
Reimufags are the most bloodthirsty
Yuukafags are the most gay and don't even like Yuuka
Remilliafags are a mixed bag of homos and not
Everyone else barely exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404202
But I do like Yuuka, she's my favorite. I want to have a tea party with her in Mugenkan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404246
According to the yuuka census itt you actually want to rape men to keep them from yuuka and will ditch her as soon as you say hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404268
No, I want to have tea with her >>42368438 and live in Mugenkan. The rape isn't as important, I'll settle for just getting to beat people up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404202
Everyone who got theirs without a fight can sit in the stands with a snack and watch the rest duke it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42386817
I am smol
only that way i can be manhandled by Meiling-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368339
Not if I have anything to say about it motherfucker
For the sake of Satori I wouldn't hesitate to revive the shit out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42397499
Or so you thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404687
>>42397499
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404296
And yet you don't actually want yuuka herself... curious isn't it?
Yet another gay Yuukafag confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404687
Bring it on, I have my Danish axe ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42405130
But I do.
We will drink together for eternity, just us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404583
>fight anon to the death for Remi
>try to fuck Satori in hell
>fight anon in Hell until he revives me
>go back to fight for Remi
Is this the cycle of death and rebirth I was told about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
reimu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42382704
I know that's me you're talking about and you are a worthless coward for calling a 'tantrum' whatever your tiny brain is incapable of processing but I have been saying the exact same things as your post for the past year, glad to have gotten through to someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42411422
yet more proof of yuukafag homosexuality...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42411422
Get a load of this nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
holy shit
in case of remilia or yuyuko fans its going to be a fucking bloodbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>42409887
I am GOING to kill you for Reimu's hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>42404687
>>42405148
He never responded back to my threat with the axe so that means he was too intimidated and Tokiko is mine and mine only.

I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42412598
stupid anon its a fist fight not an axe fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42412563
Who did YOU pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
My cute daughterwife Luna-chan is mine and mine alone. I'll take on the whole world to be with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42412604
Doesn't matter, I won. I don't follow rules. Tokiko is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42413367
Do you want to take on the world to make a point or will you also take an uncontested win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42413525
Of course I would take an uncontested win.
Why waste my time getting into fistfights when I could spend it with the girl I love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42411432
You must be a butcher, head full of nothing but sex and meat
>>42411438
I see him right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>42413813
>You must be a butcher, head full of nothing but sex and meat
Nonsense its filled with Reimu and how i'm going to hide the bodies of people she inevitably kills

[Anonymous No.]

>>42390049
>Then that makes us rivals.
>My sister is always saying that you can't make your dreams come true if you can't beat all your rivals.
>I don't have anything against you, but I hope you're ready to die a dog's death.
Yes, violence is approved by the Closed Eyes of Love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42413831
Yes, as I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42407884
>And thus, anon achieved enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42414066
well I suppose you got me there

[Anonymous No.]

How is this organized? Does each group take turns? Who goes first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416730
I imagined it was all interested parties just meeting in a field and beating the hell out of each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334247
more like /jp/ thirst games

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416743
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416730
new incident, organized by opantsu-sama, i imagine each group fights on their designated touhou location(SDM for remilia, harukei shrine for reimu, etc) and i don't the order matter as it is a battle royale(?)
also, all Reimufgas should bring your wallets as i plan on filling that donation box to the brim

[Anonymous No.]

>>42397281
Wriggle doesn't care! She wouldn't be interested anyways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42407352
Imagine the piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416827
>also, all Reimufgas should bring your wallets as i plan on filling that donation box to the brim
Naturally thats a good way to woo Reimu anyways but your currency would be worth nothing, I hope you stacked some gold and silver.
It'll be the one incident Reimu won't hurry to solve

[Anonymous No.]

>>42368407
I don't think that question has ever been conclusively settled, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416827
I figured it would all be in one place. The order would be which fight, or in other words which group fights when to avoid any mixing.
>their designated touhou location
I might get mixed up with the Sanaefriends, but that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42345767
Do Oni Kasenbros have to fight Arm-chan and Hermit Kasenbros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42418899
They are kinda different people so I don't suppose so

[Anonymous No.]

I would pick a sunflower fairy and have to fight nobody
Then I have a free cute fairy wife/onahole
a big win

[Anonymous No.]

>>42418972
But the violence? Are you not interested in both love and violence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42418899
No, but since Arm-chan wants Hermit Kasen to become Oni Kasen with, Hermit Kasenbros will have to fight Arm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
It's quite simple, all of the strong fags go for Yuugi while the best oni is left for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
This is a win/win for me. I enjoy a good fistfight, didn't get into kickboxing for nothing. Even if I lose, I get the thrill of the fight, and at worst, a trip to the hospital. If I win, Glorious Keine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42420417
My kind of guy. Fighting is it's own reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42420514
Yo! If such a thing were to happen I'd like to fight you. You sound like a chill person to fight with. Win or lose, no hard feelings, just the thrill of the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42420407
I turned out to be the only person that went for Yuugi. See you at Thanksgiving.

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>>42421995
>I turned out to be the only person that went for Yuugi
Probably because you didn't get the memo. Unlike other 2hus, just defeating the competition is not enough; you have to defeat Yuugi as well.
Have fun in the hospital, nerd.

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>>42422093
It is okay, she probably knows as well as I do that I won't win against her. All that there is left to do is to make a genuine effort anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

No competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42422386
Think again.
>>42413367

[Anonymous No.]

>>42422419
I already killed him.

[Anonymous No.]

I will slaughter you all like animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42424826
The last challenge for claiming Tewi as your hu is pronouncing her name right, give it up anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42429179
Easy: てゐ

[Anonymous No.]

>>42420417
>I enjoy a good fistfight, didn't get into kickboxing for nothing.
But you do kickboxing with your feet, not your fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42430834
Wrong, you do it with your fists, elbows, knees, and shins (and maybe feet)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42413259
yuyuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>42333950
it is the only way to attract her anyway

[Anonymous No.]

OKAY YOU FUCKERS WHO WANTS TO RUMBLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42431472
There will be no fighting for Seija, only loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>42367456
SEXOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>Mfw took fencing in high school
Its on bitches

[Anonymous No.]

guess I'll pick youmu too, winning against a gachafag shouldn't be any trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>42432554
It's fists only.