Help me, Eirin!

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Anonymous Sun Jan 8 12:34:47 2023 No.42309783 [Reply] [Original]

Help me, Eirin!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 12:44:11 2023 No.42309865 File: 79 KB, 850x1202, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_shot_shot0598__sample-8e358341214a6209f030c0eb84a1f635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42309783 Sorry Anon but Eirin isn't available right now. She helping me with something hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 12:54:22 2023 No.42309964 File: 226 KB, 1200x1150, 4b4856df94d6d66ed57daa93e9284c6a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] H.. h-help me.. Eirin..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 15:54:31 2023 No.42311772 File: 1.48 MB, 4299x6071, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_yagoro_kusuriya__a770042773b175909dc22b339950752e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42309783 I believe Eirin is more fertile than most young yokai and some young human females.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 22:43:39 2023 No.42315341 File: 87 KB, 900x637, eirinflexible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42311772 How many kids does she have now? Six?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 06:17:32 2023 No.42318243 >>42309783 Eirin helped me with my erectile dysfunction!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:37:24 2023 No.42322689 File: 375 KB, 738x732, doctor2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42309783 sure anon. just lay donw on this stretcher and close your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:50:15 2023 No.42322819 >>42322689 If I wake up and find anything important missing, I'm setting the bamboo forest on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 17:55:39 2023 No.42322854 File: 223 KB, 1171x1171, eirin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42322819 >he thinks his kidneys are important

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 02:27:09 2023 No.42326212 File: 287 KB, 580x800, eirinshy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When i call her cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 10:25:25 2023 No.42328634 File: 314 KB, 1024x1024, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_muzuki_hikari__e0a756e104f2946ee5247c9270f2256f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42326212 When I call her old

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 10 17:22:16 2023 No.42331389 File: 1.74 MB, 1200x1800, 1635996514926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42328634 When I call her mom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 03:50:45 2023 No.42335905 >>42331389 M-Mommy...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 04:37:23 2023 No.42336152 File: 186 KB, 1321x961, eirin wink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she would appreciate it if you took off your shirt. your chest needs inspection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 08:17:03 2023 No.42336992 >>42336152 Only if she takes hers off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 11:57:49 2023 No.42337957 File: 107 KB, 848x1199, 5gl73y8zxhb91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42336992 Her chest doesn't need inspection. Besides i don't think you want to see those saggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 12:41:13 2023 No.42338284 >>42336152 I don't want Eirin's gross womanly fingers touching my young and fit chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 22:41:02 2023 No.42342405 File: 490 KB, 816x1190, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_shiraue_yuu__e2a15c29b31d32cd4d4fba65efebdc56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42337957 Eirin killed the dinosaurs. Her tits blocked out the sun and everyone died.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:47:22 2023 No.42346713 >>42331389 When I call her "anata"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 09:49:48 2023 No.42346724 File: 1.57 MB, 1200x1600, 1617898898722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42346713 >"anata" "okaa-san"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 00:00:34 2023 No.42354468 >>42346724 Please examine my prostate, Eirin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 06:08:10 2023 No.42356966 >>42315341 Do bunnies count as children?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 21:48:14 2023 No.42363846 File: 1.44 MB, 4299x6071, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_yagoro_kusuriya__bbc8a83210193956a6d9f2f3f953139f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love sensei

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 05:34:21 2023 No.42367784 File: 530 KB, 600x848, 1663527194355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] During the middle of your bi-yearly health check, Eirin asks you if she "still got it" What do you respond?

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 06:11:33 2023 No.42367959
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>>42367784
>During the middle of your bi-yearly health check, Eirin asks you if she "still got it"
>What do you respond?
Why yes doc i still have my 1994 Suzuki Alto do you want a ride? You'll have to wait, i need to clean the carb a bit, the secondary Venturi is stuck closed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 06:13:36 2023 No.42367964 File: 302 KB, 800x876, 81982203953e9cb38aa38fa76dbc1d38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42367784 Of course Eirin, you're just as good of a doctor as you were tens of thousands of years ago!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 06:22:41 2023 No.42368009 File: 1.28 MB, 2392x3164, eirin lipstick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42367784 The correct answer to that question is >What do you mean, "still", doc? You're so young, and more beautiful than ever!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 09:30:12 2023 No.42368871 >>42367784 Got what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 09:43:37 2023 No.42368978 >>42367959 >1994 Suzuki Alto eastern europe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 10:04:36 2023 No.42369120 What would you do if Eirin tried slipping her hands under your pants during a checkup?

Anonymous Sat Jan 14 11:45:08 2023 No.42369754
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>>42369120
bask in the higly alarming and unpleasant sensation of her wrinkly, haggy, cold fingers wriggling like worms around my balls and cock, and then masterbate to the memory for the rest of my life.
>>42368978
yeah something like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 23:23:13 2023 No.42375618 File: 346 KB, 1448x2048, __reisen_udongein_inaba_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_mirufui__b94cf66e02cf3959525ed7a54e7b8da6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42369120 Tell her she has to buy me dinner first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 14 23:59:09 2023 No.42375916 >>42369120 hope she says something like "is that your phone are you happy to see me" to what i will respond that it is my phone and procced to make my benis vibrate at will

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 15 09:25:47 2023 No.42378968 >>42367784 Not with those gauche slippers she doesn;t.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 15 11:01:48 2023 No.42379550 File: 595 KB, 800x1000, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__55e74639449b78fb1fcfd1e122bea75d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42378968 next time she will expose her feet dw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 15 22:53:46 2023 No.42385333 File: 1.14 MB, 1512x1512, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_boa_brianoa__37c91c6374f96efa306513bb41b0ac7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kuso thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 00:38:04 2023 No.42386120 >>42309865 dear fucking lord that Eirin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 00:54:49 2023 No.42386205 >>42385333 Rude yokai is not allowed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 05:03:31 2023 No.42387816 File: 314 KB, 600x536, _yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_taiga_mahoukan_7e46a2fb45304772a67322eb24c88ed2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42385333 your long past you're prime, aunt yukari. Stop being jealous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:04:12 2023 No.42388185 File: 1.34 MB, 1200x1500, e69dc4612f76fffa36e39137cccc5f37.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42387816 >your long past you're prime >your long past >you're prime your awful grammar flatters the beautiful and young yukarin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:13:27 2023 No.42388240 File: 132 KB, 267x314, 1662929471146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42388185 I-i was b-being i-oronic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 06:29:43 2023 No.42388305 File: 717 KB, 1228x868, 1647208918217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42385333 At least Eirin doesnt need to lie about her age to swim in confessions from the boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:24:02 2023 No.42394363 File: 319 KB, 1158x1637, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_ama_asagi__504e923dd8d0a4aa84283d03a3ca7fa3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Yukari so jealous of Eirin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 16 22:26:33 2023 No.42394385 >>42394363 Eirin remains young and attractive, and holds the attentions of many suitors, while everyone immediately recognizes Yukari as a hag, and are repulsed by her. It's typical woman stuff, anon.

>>	Unipux Tue Jan 17 02:45:08 2023 No.42396408 File: 769 KB, 690x900, queen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 08:30:06 2023 No.42398689 >>42388185 ___Hag___

>>	Sextaar Tue Jan 17 12:44:08 2023 No.42400209 File: 1.19 MB, 800x1100, 1670982883056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm in dire need of sex therapy.

>>	Sextaar Tue Jan 17 12:45:17 2023 No.42400216 File: 1.11 MB, 800x1200, 1647177898764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God sex the queen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 17 20:55:50 2023 No.42404104 >>42394363 Yukari is just a sack of old sacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 10:21:26 2023 No.42408451 >>42367784 "I could check right now if you want"

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 18:20:12 2023 No.42411922
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I really like Erin. Shes very pretty and smart and I like characters like that. However now whenever I see her I think of this one gif where shes grabbing someone by the balls and kags watching as she gives someone a vasectomy and there was no blood but as soon as I saw her grabbing the guys balls like a balloon and the scalpel i closed the window. now whenever I look at her my balls hurt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:09:12 2023 No.42414981 love eirin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:08:20 2023 No.42416010 Was Eirin a virgin when she took the elixir?

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:14:36 2023 No.42416051

>>42416010
There is a whole Yagokoro family on the Moon, it's stated in Eirin's profile. Since she is a chthonic Japanese god Omoikane (and we have confirmations of exactly this identification even besides her name), she can't be anything but progenitor of her clan, there's no one older in it but her. So not only a silly notion that such an awesome woman won't have sex is debunked by the canon, Eirin is canonically a true MILF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:18:45 2023 No.42416078 >>42416051 So that means she probably already had a husband or still has one on the Moon thus meaning she wouldn't have sex with anon. Sorry anons Eirin will never love you, it's canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:06:51 2023 No.42416294 >>42416078 if her husband didn't leave with her then thats a pretty good way to divorce someone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:25:13 2023 No.42416367 >>42416294 Yeah but she probably never made it official and Eirin would be way too loyal to cheat on her husband even if he's still on the Moon since she's loyal to Kaguya. Sorry anon but Eirin isn't an option.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:26:52 2023 No.42416371 >>42416078 >>42416367 according to my sources, Erin is a nice lady who would go on a date with me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:28:22 2023 No.42416374 >>42416371 According to my sources, she would not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:34:06 2023 No.42416399 File: 59 KB, 850x801, iuruuw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42416374 one of us is wrong and its not me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 10:57:08 2023 No.42417608 >>42416371 >>42416374 My source is a rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:30:51 2023 No.42421102 File: 90 KB, 429x600, Yagokoro.Eirin.600.1784173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42416399 Those damn hags are always wearing such horny expressions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 08:18:00 2023 No.42426217 >>42309865 f..fine ill help myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 13:10:03 2023 No.42427995 Hello this is Eirin's Lunarian husband from the Moon. No, you cannot date my wife, she still loves me and would never betray me, she'd purify anyone who tries to get her to cheat. Sorry it's not happening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 14:46:42 2023 No.42429109 >>42309865 math? yeah i'd need help with math too

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 20:58:41 2023 No.42432475 >>42427995 Get out of /jp/, dad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 23:13:19 2023 No.42433167 >>42427995 You'll die one day, and when you do, I'll make my move.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 07:35:19 2023 No.42436567 >>42432475 Get a job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 21 20:35:31 2023 No.42441819 >>42427995 Post moon pic with timestamp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 00:47:31 2023 No.42443644 >>42441819 Post Yorihime titties with timestamp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 02:00:06 2023 No.42444096 File: 26 KB, 640x512, foe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin! Eirin! F.O.E!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 02:08:50 2023 No.42444150 >>42433167 As a pure being I am distanced from life and death and will exist for billions of years, you will die in a blink of an eye, impure earthling. You will never touch my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 06:48:13 2023 No.42445798 >>42443644 You first

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 06:52:09 2023 No.42445817 File: 347 KB, 718x800, relax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i think its time to help erin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 22 09:49:40 2023 No.42446748 >>42444150 ahm ahm Moon Colony ahm

>>	Altar !!qhfnfes0mrz Sun Jan 22 19:02:22 2023 No.42451251 File: 220 KB, 1349x1790, FB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 02:32:34 2023 No.42454276 >>42445817 I will help her

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 04:19:55 2023 No.42455167
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Whatever it is you're facing brother, only Jesus can help us. It almost brings me to tears when I see that you hope in wicked idols that cannot save.

Only through Christ can we overcome the wicked influence of Youkai and have our lives fulfilled.

Please brother, for your own sake, turn away from these empty things, and embrace the true love and guidance of the Creator of our universe, who sacrificed Himself that we may have life eternal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 04:44:04 2023 No.42455348 File: 306 KB, 810x1200, 1665788822322769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry christ but your god has no power here—there is no faith to be found. Your holy symbols can't even harm the vampires here. Nice try though.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 05:16:43 2023 No.42455591

>>42455348
Oh poor brother, liar and ego-bound! What woes!

>>42451251
As you can see here, even the witches have faith in God and the sacrifice of Jesus. Your evil creatures not only stand no chance, but will only lead to your own personal destruction in a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 05:32:24 2023 No.42455675 File: 1.31 MB, 949x671, Kanako celebrates christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42455167 I liked it anon, also her brooch turning into a [p] was a really good touch >>42455348 even kanako honors Jesus-sama

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 08:15:40 2023 No.42456384 File: 425 KB, 425x484, hideyoshi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42451251 >>42455167 >>42455591 >>42455675 What fucking now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 12:22:26 2023 No.42457829 File: 51 KB, 425x600, 1500261051135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42455675 Jesus is just one of the many manifestations of Kanako. You are already worshipping her if you worship him.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 13:01:08 2023 No.42458153

>>42446748
Will never happen. And you Earthlings will never touch my wife Eirin, she will remain loyal to me even she outlives me. She would never dream of going against our vows. She would eviscerate anyone trying to disturb a pure Lunarian marriage.
You Earthlings will always be impure, your world will always be filthy and plagued with death. You will never match up, you will never compete.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 13:09:33 2023 No.42458228 File: 56 KB, 606x563, Youmu angry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42457829 bakakanako trying to siphon faith form Jesus-sama! Needs holy war correction!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:48:45 2023 No.42461060 >>42458153 > Will never happen Merry and Renko send thier regards

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:03:17 2023 No.42461166 File: 54 KB, 850x573, eirin pets reisen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42309783

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:36:40 2023 No.42461387 [DELETED]

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>>42458153
If your supposed marriage is so great, why did she ditch you to go live on Earth with a criminal, never even bothering to send you any letters?
If you allegedly love her so much, why didn't you follow her down to Earth in exile?
And if your purported union is so completely beyond that of mere mortals, why does she always look so happy when she's getting ploughed by thick, young, virile, Earth cocks?

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:45:15 2023 No.42461443

>>42461387
None of that happens, all of it is mere fantasy. We communicate using the rabbit who fled via the psychic network, she keeps in touch with her whole clan on the moon. I am campaigning dearly for the day that I can get Lord Tsukuyomi to forgive her despite the impurity she has fled to. If we had taken over and purified Gensokyo she would have joined us and been forgiven anyway. You can only dream of perverting the bond Eirin has with me even earth and moon apart because it will never be a fact anywhere except on the pages of your blasphemous manga. Eirin will never betray me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:47:25 2023 No.42461462 I will bribe shinigami to find and kill all of you earthlings who dare insult the marriage bonds of me and my wife Eirin. You will be killed like the impure dogs you are for your vulgarity.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 23:16:04 2023 No.42462513
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Eirin isn't just smart, she's tough too! My treatment is between 5 and 10 ccs onto her abs daily!
>>42461462
Your "Marriage" is an amusing farce! Her only true devotion is to Kaguya-same with whom she will spend their eternity as immortals! You are a passtime of at most a century and will be forgotten once you are gone!
Despair! Despair in your mortality, even as you celebrate that you do not share their fate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:30:50 2023 No.42465200 >>42462513 sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 06:35:15 2023 No.42465211 >>42462513 You'll be dead soon for the posts you've made, earthling. Nobody besmirches the Yagokoro clan and gets away with it. None of you will EVER touch my wife Eirin.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 07:10:10 2023 No.42465360

>>42461443
Imagine serious thinking that Eirin would ever be stupid enough to use the rabbit gossip network to transmit anything of importance.
I bet you're not even actually a Lunarian. You must be a moon rabbit with an Eirin body pillow, desperately trying to convince yourself that she is your wife, while cowering in fear from the idea that the Americans might return and destroy you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:17:01 2023 No.42465802 File: 450 KB, 802x571, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_kouzilow__5f4e23988622633ebe56787ef5c23c8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42465211

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 09:35:38 2023 No.42465863 File: 716 KB, 900x648, 1648444165545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute doctor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:31:13 2023 No.42470630 >>42465863 *old

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:15:22 2023 No.42473197 File: 605 KB, 834x1200, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_deetamu__b7c524a4bbf0b6e6eb1a4b0b69c46c0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her title should be "Boobs of the Moon"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 21:47:37 2023 No.42479726 >>42473197 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 26 07:44:58 2023 No.42483270 >>42479726 because her boobs are massive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 26 19:32:21 2023 No.42487964 >>42483270 Looks tiny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:01:45 2023 No.42489915 New Miko.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 01:02:47 2023 No.42489917 File: 618 KB, 496x700, __hakurei_reimu_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_diisuke__6204cc5c64e8435c73ea2d874b5560d5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42489915 forgot picture www

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 08:53:22 2023 No.42492703 >>42309783 hello nurse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 27 20:15:35 2023 No.42498250 File: 509 KB, 600x888, eirin2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this here says you have erectile dysfunction >can I take a look at it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 00:48:58 2023 No.42499944 >>42498250 weird, i came for my cold and now i have ED...could i take at your qualification doc?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 01:12:23 2023 No.42500087 >>42498250 Who wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 02:15:02 2023 No.42500587 >>42498250 Well, that's a weird thing to put down incorrectly. No need to waste our time with an examination, though, doc. Let me tell you, my dick works fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 02:43:54 2023 No.42500814 >>42487964 YOUR BOOBS ARE TINY!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 11:17:05 2023 No.42505457 >>42489917 This Reimu looks WAY better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 11:20:42 2023 No.42505500 Eirin wouldn't really betray her Lunarian husband, would she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 11:27:41 2023 No.42505577 File: 812 KB, 961x1364, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_borushichi__c95f233986785b559af9b26771326ce0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42499944 >hmm >(i need to punish reisen after this) >>42500587 can you show me (just to be sure)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 12:00:02 2023 No.42505796 >>42505500 Can't betray someone who doesn't exist, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 12:02:34 2023 No.42505821 >>42505796 But he was shitposting us from the Lunar Capital in this very thread and sending death threats to people attracted to his wife!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 28 20:55:38 2023 No.42509927 >>42505821 We know that guy is clearly just some delusional loser. He's just been seething ever since Eirin left the moon to be with her favourite princess forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 02:25:18 2023 No.42512542 Sexy Doctor Eiriin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 11:15:07 2023 No.42515589 >>42505457 Way stronger, too. And nicer, and smells nicer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 22:37:21 2023 No.42521089 File: 1.49 MB, 1200x1600, 13a2f212fe77c19faf5ba879575052c2c7ad12a74e2d77efb13faa116a9ead0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42512542

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 29 23:57:07 2023 No.42521641 >>42505821 Eirin deserves a better husband than a screeching impotent moon loser who doesn't even love her enough to join her in exile anyway. They might as well be divorced already, meaning Eirin is single.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:50:50 2023 No.42524510

>>42427995
>>42444150
>>42458153
>>42461443
>>42465211
"Your wife" defiled the laws of the moon and got herself exiled because of Kaguya, not you.
"Your wife" has been living 384,400 km away from you, under the same roof as Kaguya, for over a millennium.
"Your wife" never speaks about you in terms that might suggest she misses you. Actually, she never speaks about you at all.
"Your wife" made the immortality elixir for Kaguya, not you. As billions of years pass, she will remain as Kaguya's faithful servant, while barely remembering you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:15:25 2023 No.42531866 My wife Eirin

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 03:26:00 2023 No.42541542 >>42531866 You're wife is my paizuri slave, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 03:48:01 2023 No.42541670 >>42541542 don't call me dude, buddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 09:58:05 2023 No.42543425 the paizuris are okay but the manko...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:11:00 2023 No.42547351 >>42541670 I'm not your buddy, pal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:30:41 2023 No.42547479 >>42547351 he is not your pal, friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 01:59:51 2023 No.42550007 >>42547479 I'm not your friend, buddy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 03:55:36 2023 No.42550725 File: 57 KB, 577x803, eirin rabbit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42550007 >>42547479 >>42547351 Upvoted

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 10:51:17 2023 No.42552437 >>42543425 Crusty, smelly, unused for 1000s of years

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 12:59:16 2023 No.42553460 File: 1.11 MB, 1084x1600, eirinspy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42552437 just the way I like em

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 23:34:26 2023 No.42558370 >>42553460 That soldier is a spy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 10:13:33 2023 No.42561556 >>42553460 damn

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 11:23:43 2023 No.42562072 File: 50 KB, 500x310, sbahj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42561556

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 22:58:11 2023 No.42566567 File: 1.04 MB, 1107x1598, feshpincessofeente.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Eirin, would you make me a sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 23:14:09 2023 No.42566642 File: 1.15 MB, 1162x858, kaguwich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42566567

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:24:03 2023 No.42571271 >>42566642 You're fired.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 23:14:10 2023 No.42575949 File: 1.11 MB, 1350x1512, secretweapon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:01:40 2023 No.42579779 File: 448 KB, 1441x2040, dekai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 01:20:22 2023 No.42586293 File: 264 KB, 1800x2800, lewdbutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imagine the everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 12:38:33 2023 No.42589811 >>42586293 So fertile!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 01:59:16 2023 No.42595189 >>42589811 Does being immortal mean you produce infinite eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 17:52:02 2023 No.42600999 >>42595189 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 22:44:06 2023 No.42602624 >>42600999 Trips of enlightenment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 14:14:44 2023 No.42608314 File: 280 KB, 1177x1818, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_kuzumiya_yuyu__7a3dd2b2e8681dac9dfccbe4e05c2993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pretty doctor lady

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 08:24:26 2023 No.42615419 >>42608314 What's she gonna do with Mokou and Kaguya when the universe ends?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:10:05 2023 No.42617068 >>42615419 floating around

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 20:35:07 2023 No.42620526 >>42617068 Sounds chill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 09:36:44 2023 No.42624347 >>42608314 very cute

Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:38:47 2023 No.42628301

>>42615419
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_immortal_who_saw_the_death_of_the_universe_first_part
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_immortal_who_saw_the_death_of_the_universe_second_part
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_immortal_who_saw_the_death_of_the_universe_final_part

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 07:03:59 2023 No.42632055 >>42309865 It's actually criminal that Eirin isn't a mother

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:52:48 2023 No.42633760 >>42632055 She is like a mom to Kaguya almost. Probably has to wipe her ass after she shits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 12 09:29:01 2023 No.42642709 What does she smell like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 12 12:06:21 2023 No.42643505 >>42642709 drugs of questionable nature and fresh blood,what else

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 08:58:27 2023 No.42650775 >>42643505 I thought maybe she smelled like sterilization and rabbit poop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 11:47:29 2023 No.42651912 >>42632055 She has an entire clan she left behind on the moon

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 14 03:31:35 2023 No.42658588 File: 207 KB, 849x1200, __houraisan_kaguya_and_yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_deetamu__383ff728f6320b0d7d97d00e5d2bfe74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kaguya's suitors really just wanted to get close to Eirin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 14 19:29:02 2023 No.42665394 File: 97 KB, 698x1000, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_dra_area_s__8bb9da874314bc9b68dff8b16db8f7da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42658588 But Eirin wasn't even around at the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 15 06:46:26 2023 No.42669607 Saving Eirin-sama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 15 22:39:35 2023 No.42674597 >>42658588 I love how sexy she looks in black lingerie

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 07:19:40 2023 No.42677001 File: 2.77 MB, 2292x3541, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_amagi_amagi626__f16efc033a9b13e2b6966b270acd7f07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42674597 She looks sexy in everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 19:04:58 2023 No.42680836 >>42677001 What a beautiful young nurse!

>>	MH Supremacist Thu Feb 16 19:06:05 2023 No.42680845 File: 136 KB, 1118x1748, 4mbz6dvp5jq41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42680836 >young

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 19:17:02 2023 No.42680931 File: 136 KB, 1118x1748, 4mbz6dvp5jq41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42680836 >young

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 19:21:05 2023 No.42680958 File: 58 KB, 600x600, Yagokoro.Eirin.600.1215529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42680836 >nurse

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 16 22:54:09 2023 No.42682457 >>42680931 She clearly dresses like a high school student. >>42680958 She's not a proper doctor yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 06:35:05 2023 No.42685038 >>42680931 She's only a couple billion years old!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 17 18:45:33 2023 No.42689636 >>42682457 >She's not a proper doctor yet. Study harder!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 18 03:13:33 2023 No.42693018 >>42689636 I would study medicine if eirin were my professor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 18 03:19:12 2023 No.42693082 Getting scolded by Eirin for making mistakes on her test...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 18 03:36:08 2023 No.42693214 >>42658588 I want to smell that beautiful bra.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 18 10:58:22 2023 No.42695825 >>42693214 i swear bra fetish is the peak of fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 01:30:53 2023 No.42702217 >>42693214 I want to lick Eirin's pits

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:53:50 2023 No.42711875 >>42693082 Mistakes on a physical exam?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 12:04:15 2023 No.42715515 >>42711875 Accidentally cut off Reisen's ear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 12:24:38 2023 No.42715675 >>42715515 which one

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 20:58:59 2023 No.42719781 >>42715675 the right one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 10:28:57 2023 No.42723846 File: 454 KB, 721x1100, dr.sex.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 12:54:25 2023 No.42724631 >>42723846 Stop exposing yourself Eirin :(

Anonymous Tue Feb 21 18:35:18 2023 No.42726998
File: 396 KB, 626x885, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_doseisan_dosei_san__c41a51e95142484f75f1699508417326.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I neglected to wear a groin guard while wrestling today and got hit in the ball
Does sensei have a treatment for this

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 01:24:50 2023 No.42729710 >>42724631 It's not exposure. It's treatment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:16:57 2023 No.42736691 >>42726998 Dumb anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:50:13 2023 No.42736917 File: 350 KB, 679x723, yuuka born to garden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42736691 that's true but my balls have taken worse hits so i think i should be fine

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:08:53 2023 No.42737063
File: 116 KB, 600x888, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_akou_roushi__3beb8fe3d6cded05dba9ff9b4635d9e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

She's doing a study on the Coolidge effect. Plenty of female volunteers at Eientei, but no males so far. Are you interested in signing up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:13:45 2023 No.42737093 File: 107 KB, 794x1269, 9v3afn46llf51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42737063 i am concerned about the moral implications of this experiment I don't have a problem being part of the control group tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 03:43:57 2023 No.42739861 >>42737063 Can i kiss her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:24:41 2023 No.42742974 File: 3.36 MB, 2894x4093, __yagokoro_eirin_touhou_drawn_by_kuraki__3d6a25912cc463f119b30d2205950ce3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy doctor

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:42:47 2023 No.42744161 File: 382 KB, 900x1200, yande.re 221461 bra bug cleavage garter_belt pantsu stockings thighhighs touhou yagokoro_eirin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i will help eirin back from page 10

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:10:34 2023 No.42746252 >>42744161 Has an Eirin thread ever reached the bump limit?

>>	Ryjoebob Fri Feb 24 05:46:51 2023 No.42747618 Why didnt Eirin help Ran when she needed it most? She could have easily prevented her death but... The cancer was just ignored and left there. Did our miracle doctor have an ulterior motive?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 11:39:46 2023 No.42748997 >>42742974 How does titty doctor fire bow without twanging her milkers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 13:02:12 2023 No.42749719 >>42748997 Her boobs are immortal, so she just cuts them off to take a shot and they grow back in a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 23:25:09 2023 No.42753333 Eirin is so old she has grey hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 00:00:32 2023 No.42753483 >>42749719 That sounds like it would be extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 07:21:40 2023 No.42755555 >>42744161 With lingerie like that the doc will never die!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 08:06:14 2023 No.42755741 >>42746252 I know Eirin never reached my fap limit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 20:43:50 2023 No.42759976 File: 538 KB, 638x900, pcupdoctor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42755741 the P-Cup saga made me whack it like crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 21:27:30 2023 No.42760193 >>42759976 the penis cup? haha anon your so gaaay

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 21:42:29 2023 No.42760262 File: 878 KB, 700x990, 1652519558050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin tripped!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 21:48:56 2023 No.42760289 >>42760262 What's Tewi look so shocked for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 22:09:22 2023 No.42760397 >>42760289 It was meant for Reisen. now Tewi's in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 09:11:18 2023 No.42763794 File: 121 KB, 850x1230, spook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 10:07:29 2023 No.42764059 Goodbye, doc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 10:58:54 2023 No.42764391 >>42764059 Eirin's thread will never truly die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:26:20 2023 No.42769313 >>42760262 Tripping over a banana peel? That's a new one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 07:40:39 2023 No.42771829 >>42769313 Her reflexes and motor skills aren't what they used to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 17:47:00 2023 No.42775055 >>42759976 This series' Eirin is so far out of character that it just becomes disgusting, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 22:46:19 2023 No.42776920 File: 308 KB, 1890x2048, FoKUZ0qXoAEIwgB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42775055 It's porn, don't expect it to adhere to anything. I never pay attention to the dialog in these things anyway, I'm just here for the tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 22:49:56 2023 No.42776945 File: 466 KB, 1046x913, eirin boobs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good morning dr boobs

Anonymous Mon Feb 27 23:16:40 2023 No.42777155
File: 607 KB, 1280x1803, Satori-chan to Sukebe Suru Hon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>42776920
If I just wanted to get off, I'd watch regular people porn, or read original doujins.
I fap to Touhou doujins because I like these characters and want to see them engage in thrilling sexual adventures, but they need to at least be reasonably in character for it to work, otherwise my dick remains completely flaccid.
The guy needs to be likeable, too. Give me a reason to believe that the girl would want to enter a relationship with the guy, instead of just making him nothing but a sex-obsessed faggot.
It doesn't even need to be a good chunk of the story. Just a couple pages of the guy showing some personality traits that the girl would care for in her partner is enough to fill in the blanks. Just a bit of sincere love before the sex is all that I ask for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:22:41 2023 No.42778968 >>42553460 Too old

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 14:39:19 2023 No.42782889 >>42760262 Dumb Tewi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 18:17:20 2023 No.42784529 File: 965 KB, 1400x990, reisen tewi prank troll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42782889 not the first time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 03:47:33 2023 No.42787753 >>42784529 I think that is a very exaggerated pose for a fall...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 15:01:07 2023 No.42790989 >>42776945 I love this old woman's tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 15:46:20 2023 No.42791351 File: 886 KB, 906x1280, 1675368794118226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this hip, young woman

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 04:19:15 2023 No.42795711 >>42791351 I want to get her pregnant

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 08:46:31 2023 No.42797142 >>42791351 so cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 10:15:12 2023 No.42797562 >>42795711 It's a shame her sweet humongous saggers will never be used for their intended biological purpose (apart from that of attracting a mail) because her ovaries are empty and her uterus is dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 20:54:08 2023 No.42801384 >>42797562 She is forever young therefore she is forever fertile!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 02:55:38 2023 No.42803436 >>42797562 it's fine the way it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 03:21:00 2023 No.42803717 >>42776945 What's with her neck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 10:48:25 2023 No.42806010 >>42797562 I want to get her uterus wet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 18:47:21 2023 No.42810127 >>42803717 It's drying up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 20:07:01 2023 No.42810638 File: 551 KB, 850x1020, eirin reisen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42806010 you can't. it's over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 20:45:10 2023 No.42810940 >>42810638 I have never wanted to perform a mating press so violently in my life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 20:50:24 2023 No.42810969 >>42777155 so true!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 22:26:32 2023 No.42811492 >>42791351 Where she goin'?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 22:54:36 2023 No.42811656 >>42811492 To buy heroin for reisen

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 05:40:16 2023 No.42814088 >>42811656 Can't she just make some?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 12:20:57 2023 No.42816375 File: 51 KB, 524x799, 1677932442187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42810940 really?

Anonymous Sat Mar 4 12:26:00 2023 No.42816408

>>42816375
The thought of defiling the sexy moon doctor by forcing her womb open and cumming inside her until it fills up like a balloon is a frequent one in my mind. She can do what she likes later, but nothing can unfuck her tight porcelain crack, and i will forever be the one to have heard her squeal in erotic delerium.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 5 04:18:51 2023 No.42822476 >>42816408 be careful, you might break her, and it takes time to heal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 5 22:22:44 2023 No.42831866 Why does she use a bow when guns are readily available?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 5 22:24:59 2023 No.42831888 >>42831866 It was the style at the time. She's very old, y'know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:17:29 2023 No.42837476 >>42831866 Her bow is stronger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:38:05 2023 No.42837688 >>42309783

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:22:56 2023 No.42840887 >>42831866 Stuck in the past.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:56:47 2023 No.42842002 I need to breed the doc!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:55:33 2023 No.42847517 I need doctor Eirin!

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:00:08 2023 No.42847545

>>42309783
Could Eirin be if not a perfect, at least good waifu?
>Lunarians are mega racist (Very based)
>Super intelligent (Your autistic ass might actually be understood)
>Dommy mommy (Assuming she likes you, you won't have to actually do anything)
>Already takes care of a NEET (Become friends with Kaguya, shitpost together)
> Massive milkies
Could Eirin be a loving wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:03:25 2023 No.42848729 >>42847545 No because Looking after Kaguya is a 24 hour job. She;ll have no time to spend with you. You will always be second to the NEET-hime.

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