Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42304417
i keep rolling but all i get is hebi

[Anonymous No.]

shaerk

[Anonymous No.]

Baiting extremist monsters into online arguments!

[Anonymous No.]

How do desert mamono fare in Sumeru region?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304536
property prices are out of control

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304536
Girtablilu are doing alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304464
exotic sharks

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I know it's probably not intentional, but I do find it funny that the last two Magus works I read involved a wight trying to poach anon away from the main girl of that story.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you summon a succubus irl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304591
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304591
You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304591
This but with rata instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304536
The DL is called Lilith and Lilith comes from sumer so... brown succubi for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304455
Early greentext
>be Anon
>fell out of the Portal on the edge of the Grasslands, right at the feet of a beautiful Unicorn
>life is great, she has a small barn-cottage on the edge of the forest, a bountiful vegetable garden, and is a great cook... and an incredible fuck.
>its a quiet simple life and theyre happy.
>once a week, the Mino cartage girl comes past and picks up their produce and delivers their orders from the Farmers Co-op Market in town. It's a bit socialist but at least it kept the Tanuki middlemen from profiteering on prices.
>then after a few months Anon's Uni-waifu's lower-belly starts to swell...
>...and another few months later, on a bedding of fresh straw and with a handbook sent out from the Town Library, Anon delivers their first daughterfu.
>a glossy black foal
>Anon is 'wtf!' and his Uni-waifu is too exhausted from the delivery to explain, she promises they'll talk in the morning
>Anon goes to their bed while his waifu cleans and feeds their new daughterfu
>ofc Anon cant sleep. Wtf?!?!?! There are no Tyrones around here, and anyway Unis are supposed to be pure...
>morning comes and Anon gets up, his white Waifu and black daughterfu are still sleeping exhausted, but it's market-day so Anon gets the bushels of vegetables ready for the Mino cart
>when she arrives and it's just Anon at the gate, she doesn't just drop off their supply order, ofc has to come in and see the new baby
>like Anon was she is surprised, but unlike Anon she starts dancing and smiling, shaking Anon's hand then grabbing her cart to go tell everybody on her route, running as if the loaded cart was empty
>Anon's wtf intensifies
>Anon does the morning chores until eventually his Waifu comes out of the house, she is well, and their daughterfu is sleeping peacefully.
>Anon: 'And....?'
>Uni: 'Well, you know that there are two types of special Centaurs. Unis and Bics. Normally Bics are made from a Uni whose husbando cheats on her to make Dark-mana, but sometimes one gets born that way because of her Anon father's mana.'
>Anon is more wtf? 'But there's no other mamonos here, and pre-portal I was an almost-Wizard'
>U: 'I know, I'm a Uni and ofc we can tell, but that's why I stay away from taking Anon to Town, Anon is a dark-Anon and I wanted to keep him all to myself'
>A: 'So if we were in town, you think that I'd cheat on you?'
>U: 'Yes, you will, it's fated in your mana. It was always going to happen eventually, I always knew you were a pure-virgin but not a pure-heart-virgin, but I thought I could be selfish for a while and keep you out here alone, but now with our daughterfu a Bic, you'll need to make proper dark-mana for me to feed her.'
>A: 'So that was why the cart Mino was so excited? She also thinks I would cheat on you?'
>U: 'Not thinks, knows. She probably suspected already because you don't have an 'only-me' scent on you, but by now the whole Town will know.'
>A: 'But if I do cheat on you with other mamonos, won't that make you into a Bic too?'
>U: 'Ofc, I've expected it since we met, and now I'll need your dark-mana to make proper Bic-milk for our daughterfu, but I knew your true-mana as soon as you fell out of the portal, it's fated, but the changes will be okay if we go through them together and our daughterfu is healthy.'
>Anon's reaction was interrupted by a knock on the door.
>the news from the cart Mino has brought out all the lonely single mamonos from Town and the neighboring farms, the fastest ones are standing eagerly on Anon's doorstep, the rest are still on the road...

[A Uni-to-Bic non-smut greentext looking at in-canon logic reasons why a Pure-Uni who can easily see an Anon's mana would ever take on a future cheating Anon in the first place.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304620
hmm. so druella is an albino succ then? i wonder if she got teased for her pink skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304645
The daughters could have got the skin color from their father.

[Anonymous No.]

wud you still like mg if she was from italy?

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>>42304653
imma assume that it goes both ways and she might even make weird colored succs like blue lims, grey lims, pure white lims that are just angels like old lucy, pretty and identical to normal angels expect for the pure white skin and even rgb colored camo lims
>>42304670
ye, i dont date frenchies lest they submit to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304670
Where's the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304670
Vercingetorix would never forgive me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304705
you couldn;t have a three way with a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, day, and night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304670
>Italian black harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304720
>constantly moves her wings while talking
>ends up whacking her husband and anything nearby all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304713
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT UP RALPH. SIT DOWN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304746
Nah, I don't like my danukis fat. Gimme a slender one with small breasts like in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304740
>tell her to speak without moving her body
>bluescreen

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304740
Many a feather have ended up in anon's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304705

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304712
Italian vampires are probably immunized.

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a lim
>having to meet all her spinster sisters at the wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304818
.>then promising your firstborn son to one of them to get them to leave you alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304809
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304814
>isn't actually Italian
>is actually 2200 years old and still considers herself a Roman

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304818
What if you marry TWO lims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304818
>go to your second cousins wedding
>all these wacko lims are giving you bedroom eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Then what about Greek Byzantine vampires, then?

[Anonymous No.]

You're about to introduce your new monster wife to your parents. How does it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304834
Well now I want a roman vampire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304809
I made a character ai just from the dialog in this picture. It made me feel guilty and comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304865
>has a strong dislike of Germans who she calls Goths and North Africans who she calls Carthaginians

[Anonymous No.]

Desperately need me a Spanish mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304894
She would treat me well because my country was one of the regions of the empire, but she'd call me a country boy because I wasn't born in rome itself.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42304918
You're a subjugated barbarian. She makes sure you know this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304950
someone's cruising for a sacking

[Anonymous No.]

*ahem*
Monster Girls are cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304455

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304963
>cruising for a sacking
Yeah, in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we stop the ocelomeh cartels?

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>>42304852
I mean, not *bad* on my parents' side. They'd be happy I found someone.
But I'd really need her to stay chill and not just keep talking about sex around them--they're pretty conservative. Last thing I need is "Your son calls me mommy too" happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305001
religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305001
Turn them into good Catholic ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305001
They arent so bad. Sure, they may kidnap and rape boys from time to time and participate in the shota trafficking business but aside from that they're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

right enough chat its time for sleep, goodnight all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305001
i've been cutting the catnip with weresheep wool
soon they will be docile housecats

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305044
How does being kidnapped, beaten, trained to please older women, and forced to learn Mandarin, in preparation for the highest bidder in Mist Continent sound to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305001
a hard dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
anon done got shanghai'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mr. Anon...
>The MGC court finds you guilty of being horny without a wife
>You are sentenced to life on the fight-cow farm
>No chance of parole

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304852
If you didn't marry an abyssal you're golden.
>Marry a succubus or manticore or something
>Oh cool an alien wife.
>Marry a sith
>Wow... Bit exotic. You always were a wierd one, son. At least you found a girl.
>Marry a loli
>They start talking behind your back. Where did we go wrong? Might get away with something like a shirokuto girl
>Marry a mindflayer
>Where is my son? Wait, that's not alien underwear?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
Good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
Depends on the bidders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
Fukou da~

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305128
Fuck off outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
>kidnapped, beaten, trained to please older women
nice
>and forced to learn Mandarin
horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305216
Hes right tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304852
>sandworm
I don't think that's possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
well that would be one of many dreams, but i have feeling i'd be a sex slave/court artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305122
I demand a mistrial! This is Kangaroo Court!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305296
>"Appeal denied."
>"Send him away, girls!"
>The mino bailiff has a shit-eating grin on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305122
but i may i ask to be sent to the wurm farms

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305122
That's why you get yourself a demon lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305465
>Get married to your lawyer instead
I mean yeah that works

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305465
maybe i should have read the contract discussing my payment methods more thoroughly

[Anonymous No.]

>invited to tea by the mad hatter
>she calmly informs me after I've finished my cup that she put fast acting roofies into it beforehand
Bros
bros help me I don't w

[Anonymous No.]

42305538
dont care
dont post offtopic pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305465
>Hi, I'm Sally Goodwoman! Did you know humans have rights? Demon Lord says you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305640
Humans have the right to get married to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304455

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305665
No that's a duty, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Love your cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305672
My mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305674
cows you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305674
cows love being brushed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305674
ushi oni's the cow for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305691
Yes. Cows.

>>42305696
Brush them lots.

>>42305698
I don't mean to be controversial, but they're more spider than they are cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305674
Just the one

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305698
What does Ushi-Oni milk taste like? Also what are it's effects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305717
>What does Ushi-Oni milk taste like?
salty coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305717
>What does Ushi-Oni milk taste like?
The brown ones make chocolate milk
>what are it's effects?
The same you get from normal chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305717
what else can I say? its up to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305737
DIABEETUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
I don't know how I feel about being a sex slave for a very rich a powerful jinko triad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305478
Yeah, that's why you should get a Cupid lawyer instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305102
>tfw you were sold to very meaty, tall, and old jiangshi that tries to speak some english, but poorly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305746
i hate having diabetes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305786
on the plus side, vampiric delicacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305821
>how to get your vamp fat 101
>She drinks too many sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305821
>vampire bites you and gives you your current glucose levels, a1c and total cholesterol breakdown
gee thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305889
i would like that actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305674
brand your cow (if she's into it)

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306060
It's on the wrong side

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>>42306065
I say let the autistic cat talk. She probably doesn't get many chances for socialization anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

halleluja

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306103
Nah, just makes her butthole fertile.
So you can have a brown cow daughteru

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>>42304818
A little while ago an anon proposed what would you do if you could choose between opening the portals now, or getting a week head start before everyone else. If it was up to me I would take the head start and marry *all* the Lims, so there would be none for anyone else!

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>>42305667
>tfw the sole reason I'm drawn to Eros's teaching is delicious brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306175
t. loser to lvl 1 slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306199
i found an eros manticore wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306239
> Anon gets dragged back to his "eros" manticore's home.
> Finds cheap pink fur colorants and cheap fake heart tattoo packaging in the trash.
> Turns around to see manticore smirking at him.
> Anon does get "lucky".

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304591
Don't know about succs, but Tamamo was successfully broken free by anons feeding her. And constant foxposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306267
today anon learned about aggressive mimicry

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out. Those elves look like bad news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306175
I'd open the portals now just because I'm afraid someone might rope and it would be my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that on cool nights, cat girls may snuggle up with you to leech heat.
Its cute if they're small cats but if its a christmas cake maine coon girl then...well just accept you're going to be under a big kot for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

But are her deals good deals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306388
Goodnight anon, sleep well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306175
I love Mari. She's the best lilim of them all.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42306638
that was a family heirloom

[Anonymous No.]

quick bun nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306638
is the sword breaking a metaphor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306638

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306724
Looks like he'll have a new family soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306794

[Anonymous No.]

Any update from the drawanon that was going to draw an imp?

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is it kot time yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306845
>>42306863
>>42306876
is this a reference to that anticipated doujin coming out or just a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306876
You missed it, that was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306876
it's time

[Anonymous No.]

>the Japanese believe rabbits pound mochi on the Moon
>the Herero believe that death came to the world when a rabbit delivered a wrong message from the Moon to the Earth
It seems evident to me that rabbits live on the Moon and to deny this is insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

big kot posting?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna colonize the ocelomeh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306905
big and cute kots

[Anonymous No.]

Do all big kots chuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306905
Smol too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304867
sharing is caring

[Anonymous No.]

Mana is stored in the breasts and elves don't age, they ripen

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306999
https://imgur.com/a/2WCbqcw

[Anonymous No.]

gynoid goddess

[Anonymous No.]

which mg is stunning and brave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307083
greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307083
greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307162
i better hire her in case that scary lady on the bounty poster shows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306863
BIG
FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307060
Made me think of garloid.

I wonder what a garloid monster girl would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey I said I was fine being a Virgin so why are you here Unicorn? Surely you respect that I keep it to myself right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306638
Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>See fox
>She tries to use her trickery
>But I can't be out foxed, I run up to the fox and marry her on the spot, leaving her red like a tomato!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304494
>If monsters REALLY cared about men, they would respect their autonomy and desire to be alone
>1000 posts in an hour

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>>42304591
Before you even think about asking yourself that question, ask yourself what succubi are in real life. The only ones you will ever summon are not anything like any succubi ITT. It seems nice on paper, but there is a real possibility of ending up with some Hellraiser-themed fate to look forward to. Either way, if you do it without preparing, and/or are retarded, you will probably get fucked up and will definitely lose your anal virginity to a demon’s tail.
t. invoked a big one

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307577
Monster Girls DO care about men, they protect them! They make men feel loved unlike human women, Monster are honest, Men sometimes don't know the joys of pleasure that monster can truly give them, they need to see love they can receive, they need to see someone who truly cares for them!
MEN simply can't make that choice, if they really felt that way then how come they stay with the one that raped them??? HUH??? HUUUH?!?!? Let me guess you got nothing, you never actually thought about like that did you, you just lashed out in ignorance, maybe you should submit to a Monster Girl, if you turn her down afterwards maybe then you'll have a point, I DARE YOU FOOL! I BET YOU ARE LYING RIGHT NOW YOU DO WANT A MONSTER WIFE, BUT YOU ARE TO PRIDEFUL TO ADMIT IT! well?

[Anonymous No.]

Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307709
There's a cure for all ailments, the ultimate panacea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307162
Ah yes, the notorious outlaw, the bane of the Olive Garden Salad Bar, Mean Green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306737
>Covered up eyes
>Very large bush
This is a dangerous bun. Wish her tits were less saggy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306894
Catgils look fun but Jesus that game looks awkward
its like trying to mesh a hack and slash with ninja storm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306947
>Goggles-wearing brown kot ran over to your place when you mentioned you're horny
>She opens up her jacket
>Her glasses fog up from the steam
Shit, might have gotten a new fetish. Works great with megane monsters too.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon decides to become a house painter
>every mamono client wants him to paint her walls white
>there's now entire mamono neighborhood with all-white homes

[Anonymous No.]

Hot, steamy, minotaur ________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307989
>Make sure to paint the baby room white anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308039

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308134
I wanna wrestle that cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308114
>anon is confused because the client is neither married nor pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308039
Breasts.
I want to prepare a bath and dinner for a mino after she had a long day in the fields.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to start adventuring! You're just a level 1 noobie but you lucked out and got yourself a high level party member! Roll 3d6 die or just generate three numbers between 1 and 6 to determine her traits.

1- Gloomy pervert
2 - Overprotective onee-san
3 - Teasing and smug
4 - Fiery and confident
5 - Cool and serious
6 - Genki and positive

1 - Manticore
2 - Arachne
3 - Minotaur
4 - Demon
5 - Pixie
6 - Scylla

1 - Bard
2 - Elemental Sorceress
3 - Assassin
4 - Gladiator
5 - Cleric of Druella
6 - Paladin of Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>genki and positive
>pixie
>bard
RIP me. She'll drive me insane.

Wish i rolled mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>2, 5, 3
Okay let's see here
>Overprotective onee-san
>Pixie
Kek
>Assassin
Her race and role fit okay but the whole scenario is rendered comical. Maybe it can be taller, SMT style Pixie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308207
>>42308209
Suspicious Pixie dominance here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308207
>>42308264
Feel free to reroll for a full party. Of pixies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308207
I don't think a genki mino bard would be any better, what if she plays only country music?
You can't even to tell her to shut up since she's so much bigger and stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308284
No that's okay one is enough...
>HEY LISTEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308290
Yeah, but she's a mino, so that makes her infinitely better

[Anonymous No.]

>>42306937
Lions don't.
>>42307510
Making Holsts jealous and Danuki afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>cool and serious Manticore bard
Kinda hard to take her seriously even when she really shreds that lute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308319
>Lions don't.
They don’t? I thought they were one of the primary examples.

[Anonymous No.]

Do tamed mantis purr ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308209
pixies can grow to human size, so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>2, 5, 1.
>Overprotective onee-san
>Pixie
>Bard
>>42308209
>>42308207
How

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308388
Most of Pantherinae do, lions are a notable exception. I also expected they would, no idea why they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308466
For God hath ordained it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308446
No but they make a kind of chirping noise by rubbing their arm blades together. Her expression may be completely blank but if she starts doing that then you know she's happy.

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>>42308449
>pixies can grow to human size
or the opposite
>local pixie keeps pestering you
>think nothing of it, she's too small to do anything
>one day she goes all out and shrinks you to her size
>nobody can hear you call for help as she rapes you in a shoe box

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308546
She can shrink you even smaller, so you're pixie-sized to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308566
Unbirth fetish is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308546
Imagine squishing her!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think hebis and the more obsessed monster girls would cause a time distortion so they could be childhood friends with (You) and make that childhood marriage promise a reality that you jokingly told her you wanted to happen, where she took it seriously instead of a joke that you broke her without even knowing it.

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>>42308620
That's what mindflayers are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308631
But don’t they just do mind stuff I’m talking about full on time travel, where the Mamono would fuse with her past self and find her future husband and become childhood friends with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42307646
So Monstergirl extremist and or ANY monstergirl from the Royal Makai is a disrespectful femcel? Okay, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308678
They get uppity when spend to much time unpregnate

[Anonymous No.]

I'm suprised Beast's entry for shirohebi In the roulette ended on such a low note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308660
Yeah, they permanently alter your memory into thinking that it actually happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308620
>dark valkyrie wife uses the weird nature of time in Pandemonium to have a fivesome with you and her younger selves

[Anonymous No.]

I am weak to snakes

[Anonymous No.]

I just thought of something silly, but I wonder if Mamonos have mating calls, that if you make strange noises once in awhile you might accidentally bring a monster girl right towards your house because she thought you were calling for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308830
I like to think that baphos bleat loudly, especially at climax and random times of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>Teasing and smug Pixie gladiator
This is literally just the plot to an anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308930
The RNG is rigged for Pixies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308830
Playing any sort of bass horn is a good way to attract wurms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFpVYFTQRuQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308830
>Joking around with friends
>Decide to make the most autistic sound you can
>Everybody laughs
>Suddenly black ooze appears and forms into a abyssal girl
>Tells you she heard your mating call
>Wat.png
>Try to explain what happened
>She looks both really annoyed and embarrassed and explains that you just spoke abyssal and that you just said what equates to "please come and fuck me"
>Awkward silence
>Asks if your your friends are singe too
>just answer with "I mean, yeah?"
>Said she's already here and not gonna waste an opportunity and suddenly several more abyssal girls appears
>tfw your autistic screeching got you and all your friends raped by abyssal girls
>tfw no face since your now a night gaunt suit

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>>42309305
I imagine the autistic screeching would be something like this, which this would be before the rape and when the rape happens.

https://youtu.be/W81ZB3F9xjw

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>>42308830
>Poorly imitate bird noises
>Harpy flies over with tears in her eyes as she yell that she excepts your proposal
>when she tells her friends about it you somehow managed to not only propose to her by mistake but do so in the form of a poem

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Imagine portals sucking you in and you were the unlucky fuck who thrown out from sky and snapped your leg on the way down letting out a scream that attracted the biggest and horniest monster in your location at full speed.

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>>42307920
want to make old bun tho

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When you alone in
Home :

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>>42309615
bet it would be a wurm that would cry very hard as she carries you to safety and to the local wurm doctor, so she can fix your legs and keep you in good health

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>>42304455
Stick with Trigger and you'll make it through

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Imagine a massive muscular centaur but she is named Glitterhoof.

[Anonymous No.]

how many are into mgs for the porn vs those who are into because they just like cute bestial women without lewdness having to nessasarily be involved?

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>>42310189
for me, cute scenarios and for the lewds as well

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>>42310189
>because they just like cute bestial women
Reminds me of the fucking bugboi and his bullshit. If you don't want to fuck monster girls at all you are a certified homo and will Alp soon, that's a fact.

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>>42310189
I don't trust anyone who says they're not interested in the lewdness. They're probably a closet monsterboy fag.

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>>42310237
>bugboi
huh?

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>>42310240
i just want cuddles and headpats is that so wrong?

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>>42310240
I'm an old man I simply don't have that drive anymore.

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>>42310189
I'm into both. I don't get how someone can't be into both.

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>>42310189
i like dragons and cancers, and they get to be lewd too

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>>42309305
Abyssal girl orgies would be one hell of a thing to see.

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>>42310189
Very black and white thinking. Monster girl scenarios don't have to be 100% about sex, but if you never go above 0%, that other Anon is probably right and you're gay.

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>>42310267
Something like 2 years ago there was this /tg/ schizo fuck tormenting us with his hot takes on monster boys, MGE being actually super grimdark because monsterization bad and generally polluting the thread with worthless drivel.
One of characteristic things about him was that he never talker around lewd or even romance and kept droning on how much he just wants cute and no lewd.
He probably/hopefully killed himself and it's been months since I saw him around, but shitposting retards might attempt to imitate him for (You)s

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>>42310267
Chris Chan tier schizo who simultaneously spammed /tg/, /vg/ and /jp/ with his poorly drawn and poorly written monsterboy OC for an entire year while whining that MGE ruined monstergirls and he wanted to kill KC. Even the people who didn't like MGE couldn't stand him.

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>>42310347
>>42310367
i dont remember any of this.

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>>42310373
It's probably for the best.

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>>42310373
Lucky.

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>>42310189
Neither.
Lewdness is a bonus. The thread coming together to talk about cute scenarios and places like winterstown, the meido academy, picrel which further inspires artists like LN are the reason I like MGE and these threads.

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does the word lewd have a fetish like connotation though?
maybey im misunderstanding the word
with lovey dovey type sex where we cuddle afterwards my mind doesn't go to the word lewd.
maybey it is but for whatever the reason my mind doesn't make the connection with the word.

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>>42310402
Drink your Bloody Mary, Vampire-chan.

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>>42310189
Came for the porn. Stayed because it's genuinely a cool fantasy setting that makes a good setup for wholesome stories. Loli hentai doesn't have that much appeal to me , but imagining a loving life with a baphomet studying magic makes me think that I could love a loli. This goes for many of the other girls too. MGE takes usually unwholesome fetishes and turns them into wholesome. Like getting drugged and drained dry by a manticore tail sounds scary, but in here it's just part of a loving marriage. Everything has a vanilla twist, and vanilla is god tier.

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>>42310440
I mostly see it as a synonym for "erotic", though actual definition might have a slight distinction.

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>>42310367
>monster boy OC?
You talking about those weird genderbends on the monster girls that are around the internet or you talking about the abyssal incubuses because one is canon while the other is not?

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>>42310522
No, he's talking about something worse
https://files.catbox.moe/bmp7jt.png

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sex with holy buns on nunday

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>>42305674
luv me cows
luv me farm
luv milk
simple as
'ate greenworms for eatin' me greens, they're cute but they put no work in to grow the greens, the tiny devils

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>>42310556
Not what I was expecting those characters could work in any other setting that has monster girls that isn’t MGE.

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>>42310598
Yeah, but he didn't want them in a setting that wasn't MGE.

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nunday

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>>42310598
There's more to it than shitty CWC-tier ms paint drawings, you can read up on him if you are so curious:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/%22enslaved%20anon%22/
Vast majority of his posts were the same 3 recycled concepts over and over again and it took so much effort to make him fuck off. I really don't miss the time when he was briefly here too.

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>>42310189
I like MGE because I want to defeat dragon women and little demon girls with my cock, simple as.

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>>42310624
>he didn't want them in a setting that wasn't an """""improved""""" MGE with voodoo sharks and pointless garbage
ftfy
Can we move on to discuss something nicer? Do you think Dragonia's bitter Holstaur milk tastes like coffee and is it good for you?

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>>42310624
What would they even do anyways, that the only way I can see a old world monster working in MGE is if it is a end all be all kinda thing, where it would threaten both Mamonos and humans alike which the Mamonos would use this scenario as a advantage to get husbands easily by being the heroes to them, don’t know just kinda spitballing ideas out there if you actually wanted there to be a threat in your story where it still has that MGE romance to it and doesn’t change too much.

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>>42308039
milk
freshly squeezed and still warm, best way to warm up in a cold winter night

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>>42310684
You can always move to /tg/ if you want to talk about monster boys in monster girl settings, I believe this discussion has ran its course already.

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>>42310655
Just read a little bit and that’s insane.

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>>42310463
> Lewd
Crude and offensive in a sexual way.

> Erotic
Relating to or tending to arouse sexual desire or excitement.

Source: Fuckin' Google


> If you're out in public with the wife, it's erotic when she whispers "I'm not wearing panties!" in your ear.
> It's lewd when she simply removes them and hands them to you in the middle of a restaurant.

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>>42310719
And for the record I say I want erotic, but I actually want lewd!

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>>42310671
I mean we can go back to this post >>42308830 of what mating calls would attract certain monster girls.

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>>42308170
>gloomy pervert Mino paladin of Eros
yes please.

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>>42308830
flutes are amazing for harpy marriages

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>>42308830
>>42310742
A very effective mating call is "UOOOOOOH!"

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>>42308830
screaming may attract mountion lions monster girls

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>>42310750
Holy shit you hit the lottery.

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>>42310719
>Go on a date with a monster girl
>Your in a fancy restaurant
>10 minutes in and she takes off her panties and gives them to you with a wink
>Just look at them and tell her in a disappointed voice "you were wearing panties?"
You need to out-pervert the pervert monster

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>>42310742
> Dryads already have a mating call they use to get humans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjdGk40rUIY

> Attracting mamono
I feel like if you try to meow at cat mamono they're going to at least ATTEMPT to make sense of what you're saying to you.

> Loud caterwauling.
> Cat mamono all come round to investigate.
> Anon is just doing it out his window.
> Neighbors call the cops.
> Anon gets arrested by the first officer at the scene.

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>>42310077
is she also a chancellor or some sort of minor noble? does she need me to sire the next generation of her lineage?

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>>42304809
I like it when the girl confesses.

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>>42308170
>gloomy perv scylla cleric
jackpot, time to make that one doujin of the snail and the squid nuns come true

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>>42304455

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>>42310846
a deep one

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>>42310846
Let guess instead of the incubus squid the mindflayer turns her husband into this abyssal squid monster turns her husband into a incubus eel instead that wraps around her waist.

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>>42310902
I really like the art of that slime girl. Isn't she from some game or something?

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>>42310947
nah, just think shes a weird deep one, ya know from chutulu mythos

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Even with how open monster girls are, the fear of rejection would probably still be enough for me to not try to date one of them.

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a gazelle girl is better that a whitehorn
also need me a yandere whitehorn nun

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>>42310964
Aren’t deep ones just fish people though, that looks more like a special form of mindflayer to me.

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>>42310947
Or maybe she doesn't turn you into anything because she's not shit unlike other monsters.

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>>42310952
Yes, that's Jilly from Quest Failed, a visual novel. One of the few decent western monster girl projects, but of course the second chapter is stuck in patreon hell

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>>42311051
>the second chapter is stuck in patreon hell
Why must everything cool I find be in patreon hell?

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>>42310965
Bogey bait that’s what you are Anon, that there’s probably a Bogey underneath your bed right now waiting for the right time to confess.

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>>42311062
Because patreon for game development is a disaster and reverse of how things should work, people are literally paid to fuck around and NOT deliver. This thread is very familiar with one such example, but people throw hissy fits when you name it. No matter how honest you are and how much goodwill you had initially, the allure of free money is too strong for most people to handle.

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>>42311062
There is no financial incentive to finish a patreon project.

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whats wrong with it?

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>>42310965
If you just hang out around one you like enough, she's going to make the first move.
I mean, that first move might be...
> You see cute anubis on the train going to work every morning.
> She's already there at his stop.
> And she leaves a stop before yours.
> You used to sit as far away from her as possible, because nerves.
> But you gradually start sitting closer and closer.
> Now you sit across from her, and get to glance up at her from time to time while looking at his phone.

> One day, she misses her stop.
> That's weird; she's normally very punctual and correct about that sort of thing.
> She's just staring at you whenever you glance up.
> Oh, no.
> Oh, no, she knows.
> When your stop comes, you get up.
> So does she.
> She follows you out.
> As you get past the turnstiles, you feel a meaty, canine paw on your shoulder.
> "I have the day off, and you're going to show me where you work so I can meet you for lunch."
> "Also, I'm going to need your phone number and location of your home."
"What?"
> "Based on which train stops we take, it'll be more efficient for me spend the night with you and I can bring some clothes and sundries for the next few days before we decide which place to move into permanently this weekend."
> "I have a spreadsheet started we can use to weigh pros and cons."
> Her eyes light up when she says the word spreadsheet.
> Almost as if she thinks of filling out a spreadsheet together as... intimate?
"But I don't even know you."
> You can't admit how elated you are--it's just too much to take in.
> "Now, now, I saw how you've been looking at me."
> "I'm just keeping things orderly."
> "Now, chop-chop! What's your number and where do you live?"

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>>42311185
i may have to drop kc's patreon as well as a bunch others and then shift all the money on the one content creator i have been paying that has consistently put out content.

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What ever happened to the anon making that one harpy game?

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>>42311219
>from time to time while looking at his phone.
>his phone.
?

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>>42311222
We don't talk about him.

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>>42311251
why not?

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>>42311245
I changed it from 3rd to 2nd person half-way through and I'm still not 100% awake yet, so I missed a few spots. My bad.

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>>42311222
He posts progress routinely on twitter and SubscribeStar.He doesn't post here because the reception is usually fairly negative.

He took a break for this month, but as far as I know he's still tweeting like a schizo as always.

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this is why I don't talk to anyone about the game im making, the only time anyone needs to know about it is when its done

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>>42311316
it's wise

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>>42311307
>because the reception is usually fairly negative.
Huh? it's been a long time since I've seen anons shit on hatch, I though most people forgot the old grudges a long time ago

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>>42311307
I'm surprised he's kept doing weekly updates for as long as he has without losing steam.

The game actually looks pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder about the porn habits of monster girl lovers, which of the following are you?
>Consume everything
>Everything except 3DPD
>Only monster girl related porn
>No porn. Only imagination, smut and lewds

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>>42311316
>>42311329
the problem is you need to build hype otherwise no one will notice.
its a catch 22

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>>42311333
>>42311307
His posts usually don't get much traction, so he seems to usually dump some update then fuck off.

The last time he posted he shared their Youtube channel IIRC.

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>>42311346
Suggestion: do a survey on a survey website and just post the link here.
> More accurate tracking of responses
> Less wasted posts and space on the thread

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>>42311346
90-95% mg, no 3d

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>>42311251
>>42311271
>>42311307
>>42311333
>>42311335
>>42311366

Outis still hasn't given details on this new IP they hinted at, but supposedly it's shorter and it's supposed to be released this year, too.

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>>42311383
Big booty shortstack rat girls is where it’s at.

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>>42311346
>>42311384
Good idea, so here it is: https://strawpoll.com/polls/NMnQB6YxBg6
Posts for people who don't fit in any of those are welcome though.

>>42311411
>90-95% mg
I'm guessing that last 10-5% are top tier doujins featuring human girls who act like monster girls.

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>>42311333
I'll never forget but I'm also only half retarded so I just ignore it when he does post.

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>>42311460
generally nuns

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>>42311460
Probably yandere hentai mangas he looks at, those are the best and when that is combined with MGE fucking diamonds.

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I'm so horny and lonely

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>>42311523
Imagine saying this out loud in hagville

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>>42304670
Can she cook? If she can, then I'll marry the gini.

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>>42308830
>poorly imitate dogs barking
>Hellhound comes up and slaps your shit because you just insulted her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>42311677
>You said my family is shit?
>Well now you're part of it, that ought to change your mind, boy

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>>42311645
Post the model

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>tfw no older monsters that live near me to have sex with as a young boy

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>>42311366
Not much traction for anyone here unless you're offering to make content for free and are a decent enough artist for Anons to care to see their waifu like that.

[Anonymous No.]

parasite carrier spreading more of her parasites vaginally in other women as the parasites grow in their womb and waking up the next day with cute slimes squirming on their naked bodies, eager to spread more parasites!

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>>42311785
Sound like we need a hero to (impregnate) stop her!

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>>42311366
What's their YouTube channel?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42311709
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42311858
this bunny is scary

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>>42311645
>Run into a Bicorn
>She knocks me out with high level magic
>While unconscious, she uses inma senses to figure out how to optimize my harem
>Wake up as a teacher at a Sabbath-run, all-girls middle school (as for how many of these girls are actually that young and how many are LARPing, I'll likely never know)
>Ms. Bicorn is my TA

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>>42310963
little whitehorns give me a feeling so complicated

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>>42311632
>Generate AI art of a gorgeous cosplay-tier monster
>Pay artist to add specific monster bits on top
Flawed approach, but should be a cheap way to make your dream monster wife come to life.

[Anonymous No.]

run if you see a bun with three ears and a pair of whitehorn antlers

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>>42311849

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>>42311948
honestly could see it, but the cheapest way is to do yourself

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>>42311948
may as well comm the whole thing at that point, though it may prove useful as reference material

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>>42311983
thats what ai is good for, making concepts and stuff and thats about it

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>>42312048
It's starting to get really good at monster girls.

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>>42312056
k, trying to make me stop drawing or something? not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312066
Never said that. Seethe more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312056
Ehh, it's still having major issues trying to make anything beyond wings, horns, tails and if you're lucky, claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312097
>Seethe

>advocating for AI shit
>zoomie lingo
of course

[Anonymous No.]

K, imma keep drawing buns, so what other things do you wish to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312125
Bunny pounding mochi on the moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312120
>zoomie lingo
?

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>>42312112
even the wings i saw on the 'good' ones were super small and unsatisfactory. i need big grand wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304455

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>>42312125
A Dragon and a Griffon fighting over a single gold coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312133
ZOOMIE LINGO

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>>42312130
K
>>42312143
>tanuki in the background taking bets for whose gonna win

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312125
Creeping Coin Casino Dealer

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>>42312159
With massive jug

[Anonymous No.]

Human zoomie x Mamono boomer story when?

[Anonymous No.]

my stance on AI art is ,as long its creating something new ,
melting limbs , weird anatomy and physics i don't mind so much that all the AI art I'm seeing coming out looks like its coming from the same artist with a limited set of poses, very little people put effort into making something new
its like the funko pop of art generation.

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>>42312216
Very good viewpoint

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>>42310963
I don't understand the reference, but I like the pic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312204
Half of the fic is gonna be the monster boomer attempting not to rape correct the zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312233
Fantasia is a Disney movie. A fawn is deer less than a year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312216
You seen most latenight art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312125
Bunny girl getting mad at a video game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312125
I second this >>42312254
gamer rage bunny girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312159
mamano casinos are a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312252
Ahhh, I gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312253
A thing is doing it on purpose and another is trying to make something perfect but ends up fucking up bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312272
>trying to make something perfect but ends up fucking up bad
hey wait that's not ai, that's me.

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>>42312216
Yeah, most of those end up looking very samey and often feel like picked from the first batch, if you know what I mean. Also when an artist posts a flawed picture, you can point out what's wrong with it and they might take the advice if they're not an arrogant tit (which admittedly is unfortunately far from impossible), while improvements to AI art are mostly independent from whatever the prompter reads.
>>42312253
Say what you want about them on technical level, but there is still more variety to their content. It helps LN knows what situation he wants to specifically portray without having to pray that the program will include enough details the way he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>HI BILLY MAIDS HERE WITH THE NEWEST INVOVATION IN SERVANTS. YOU'VE HEARD OF THE UNICORN AND THE BICORN, BUT NOW I'M INTRODUCING THE QUADCORN! SHE'S ABLE TO DO FOUR TIMES THE WORK OF A KIKIMORELA FOR THE SAME AMOUNY OF CUM, AND WON'T CONSUME YOUR LIFE LIKE A SHOGGOTH. A QUADCORN CAN BE YOURS FOR 5 EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312422
the look of a lich when shes in her favorite spot, between massive boobies
>>42312423
does she come in bipedal form?

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>>42308170

>1, 5, 1
>Gloomy pervert Pixie Bard
>Check the other results
Why the fuck are 90% of the results pixies? This is bullshit and I demand an investigation into these shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312475
Okay maybe not 90%, but a sus number of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>overprotective onee-san demon cleric of Druella
Oh yeah, it's pampering time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312515
>get a little cut
>Try and move foward
>Demon oneesan stops ypu
>Kisses your booboo and puts a bandaid on it
>Makes you drink her milk from her breast to heal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
Overprotective onee-san demon bard. How does that work out? She going to sing the enemies to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312259
>Spade chesh
>Extra smug
I thought spade Wonderland girls were genki.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of fashionable whitehorns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312548
If means she has extremely high charisma and can get you out of any trouble without fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312259
oh to be an innocent lamb amongst sleazy, rich and powerful monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko Smilodon request from the last thread. Hope you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312748
my god, your style always gives me diabetes with how cute it looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312748
It's 10,000 BC, do you know who crashes in your cave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312748
Would give her roasted meat.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>42312808
what is that trend of putting oranges on soft things in japan for the new years

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312826
i would live in a town of undead nuns

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>>42312859
i wouldn't ,
at least the stiched up kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312826
There should be a horror movie about a priest discovering that all the curvy nuns in his church are in fact zombies.
He'd then need to escape, as they all want to make him break his vow of celibacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312826
maybe i should be a zombie herder

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42312920
so i'd be a holy zombie herder
>>42312891
come on, it aint too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312827
balancing on soft things is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312748
>maybe those humans can share some food->what's the worst that can happen?
>10,000 years later...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313003
that zls doujin made squemish about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313051
huh, i dont wanna know
>>42313016
y she not fat and lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312748
Cute, how about a zombie wearing cow print bikini now? In honor of zombie farmers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313016
i'm not entirely convinced cats have been domesticated

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304455

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>Excuse me ladies, where's the bathroom?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>3+2+5
>Teasing and Smug
Alright
>Arachne
eehhh
>Cleric of Druella
not sure how i feel about this one, chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>42312475
I rolled actual physical dice and still got fucking Pixie'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313531
The stars have aligned, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313477
>Twin blond vampires and their extra evil & meaty aunt
I want RE7 but with this.

[Anonymous No.]

purple on monster means royal variant of said monster

[Anonymous No.]

Young anons exist to be groomed by oneesans

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313635
>*Young anons exist to be groomed
>Young to monsters means any man before 100

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313629
incorrect. We have at least one girl who is a canonical ruler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313629
>Queen goblin is just the first goblin smart enough to cover herself in purple paint

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313635
>Young men are groomed by older monsters
>Older men are lured by younger monsters
>Only boys with childhood friends end up marrying a monster their age
This is as things should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313671
>They often form groups composed of all goblins, or with a “hobgoblin” leader and appear in city streets, attacking human travelers, robbing them blind. Additionally, if the person happens to be a man, they’ll rape him right on the spot. On this occasion, if one of them takes a liking to him, they’ll take him back to their dwelling and he will be forced to become their husband.
Goblinbros? What happens if she doesn't like you?

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>>42313675
>tfw no hakutaku gf that groomed you from kindergarten

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313717
Tossed to the common goblin peasants. Frenzy usually ensues.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>42311955
Thank you

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>>42313901
the eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>42311153
>>42311185
Correct. This is the issue with Patreon. No incentive to finish shit. Though it seems to disproportionately affect video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313732
>You now understand why she gifted you that weird children's book about touching a cow for your 5th birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313968
>tfw you never learned what sex is but learned it as a form of wrestling from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313938
>Though it seems to disproportionately affect video games.
easy to make v0.1, gets exponentially harder to get v0.2 out due to tech debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313552
t. Pixie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313938
>Though it seems to disproportionately affect video games.
Games take a lot more time to complete and people fool themselves into believing that an update is coming any day now, even after dev does nothing for months. Sunk cost fallacy is the cause of most projects failing, I doubt many projects started as scams from day 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314017
i love the little fairy eating her small sandwich, looks so damn cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313675
>Older men are lured by younger monsters
Damn female kids, they know what men want

[Anonymous No.]

>>42308170
>Teasing and smug
>Manticore
>Assassin
My mission is to fuck Alice. That's all I know. All I care about is making Alice cum. I need to. It's not a hope or a dream. It's like a hunger. A thirst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313938
>>42314026
If only KC was as dedicated as TwistedScarlett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314017
pixies are cute and all
but for my money, its gotta be tiny succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314086
a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42311346
Where is the "I do not masturbate" option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314075
I think that's a piece of cheese, which is known for fascinating women

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314152
intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314107
Correct
I'm a man and I'd want a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314198
>*happy yeti noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314234
i say this is the most fertile yeti i've seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314092
I love horse!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: Monsters can not legally rape you if you just say "no".

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314198
it do be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314243
min-maxed for extra comfy hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314119
MGE works strangely well for people who avoid full blown porn.
Outright not masturbating though? You just read a profile/story, get a boner and leave it at that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314252
what if you say "maybe"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42311346
i only like two kinds of porn, 3d or otherwise:
POV sex scenes, or pinup-style girls-only pics. there isn't enough voyeurism in me to find watching some dude fuck anything but offputting. i also find most commercially-produced 3d pretty gross; gimme amateur exhibitionist chicks over that stuff any day
my attention is pretty evenly split between monstergirls, monster-girl-adjacent 2d, and 3d, though I'm moving more and more into my own fantasies over time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314086
I'm a younger man, and only lolis through teens do anything for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314278
then it's legally not rape

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314300
Well yeah, you are older than them so it counts.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a man and only old loli hags do it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314274
I mean, yeah. I read the smut and post in this thread, get boners, and do nothing with them. I just have not done it for so long that a boner is not necessarily a reason to start faping.

[Anonymous No.]

>face planted in centaur behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314278
Since you said "maybe" and not "probably not", you have verbally consented to your virginity being taken away. If you dislike that, try marrying your lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314342
I read that as "Lace panties on centaur behind"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42313248
It's funny because that is entirely true. We humans partially domesticated them, stopped for a bit, and have only recently, in terms of centuries, started to do it again.

>>42313901

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314252
they never expect you to say 'ok but wait until my shift is over'

[Anonymous No.]

>you WILL read the fiction
>you WILL give her actual feedback and criticism that will improve her writing
>you WILL then proceed to recreate what's in the fiction with her
>you WILL love the lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
nah. too busy with buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
More fluffy cuddling inbetween the rape, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
Sorry but I'm illiterate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
Too busy being pinned against a wall by horny horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314107
>a hug?
The kind of hug where the man and the loli have no clothes on.

[Anonymous No.]

I want fuck a monster until I become a big scary ugly bastard, I want the contrasts to be so apparent between me and my wife so that the sex is hotter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314451
I wanna be abused by horny centaurs in an isolated barn where no one can hear me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
This but roles reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna have sex with a fat, gloomy pervy, and creepy old monster while looking like a young boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304455

[Anonymous No.]

If you like horse pussy then you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314490
i didn't consider that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
Can I have an Alice lim, at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314490
always have since before I knew mge was a thing. Early 2010s was a hell of a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314490
Is this one of those times Anon was writing a post regarding a girl about to rape him, and she was nice enough to solve a captcha and press "Post" right before she started?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314490
Then I what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314490
Anon? Anon! ANOOOOOOOOOOON!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314552
brown and white is among the finest of the flavors

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314525
well if they are that considerate, I suppose a little rape won't hurt

[Anonymous No.]

If I start talking in early-modern English using "thou" and other archaic words in normal conversation, which monster am I bound to attract?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to worship lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314583
Lolis using extreme baby talk that miraculously understand every word you say no matter how archaic because you are soul matie waties

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314583
vampire that is very angry that you conjugate "thine" incorrectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314583
You get a true loli dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314583
i'm not dating anybody who's speaking pre-vowel shift english

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314490
Yes, I do enjoy horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314619
Stand back my fellows, I will vanquish this demon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314622
You get what you wish for: a French vampire who speaks late-middle French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314669
There's not a straight man alive that has ever defeated a dormouse. They're some of the most fearsome mamono to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314703
I’m going to pretend to be a level 1 adventurer so I can get mouse’d

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314669
>Loses the fight to the dormouse in under just five seconds
“Well shit what do we do now?” One paladin said aloud watching the fallen hero get dominanted by the dormouse, while the other paladins were now slowly being surrounded by wonderland monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314726
>march hare picks up an anon and walks off
there was nothing i could do

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314721
Is that really what you want?

Do you really want to spend your days cuddling with a mouse that smells like brown sugar?
Do you really want a warm, cuddly mouse to keep your bed warm day and night?
Do you really want to multiply her and overrun the local area with mice in a matter of years?
Do you really want a sleepy mouse that loves you and longs for you even in her dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314595
I want a loli who talks like a Gaia-era RPer scene girl, and vocalizes "uwu" and "0w0" and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314785
I need a very intelligent baphomet gf who speaks in uwu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314806
So Ropu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314812
yes but also who

[Anonymous No.]

>Bicorn
>Dormouse
>Kikimora
>Shirohebi
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Minotaur
Name a better bicorn harem.
Pro-tip: you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314815
Check the Sabbath grimoire, she's a baphomet that leads the furry Sabbath where they all act like pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
Cucks get the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314750
My isekai adventurer dreams replaced with loving snuggle mouse wife and daughters? Anything but that! It must be next to impossible to stay awake under the warm cuddle puddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>constantly bullied by this asshole
>one day get clever idea
>ask lich half-sister for some concentrated demonic energy
>next day
>make peace offering to bully in form of sports drink
>he drinks it
>over the next few days bully starts to grow more feminine
>mfw bully becomes an alp by next week
>rape bully
>he actually enjoys it
>confesses his love for me
>mfw diabolical plan backfired horribly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
>Shirohebi in harem
Lol
Lmao even
You’re just asking for the pain you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314859
Alps are gay
You are also gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314865
She's there for flavor, to keep things exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

I know it's just memes, but I thought harems were thread approved. Why does bicorn get the flack she does with that in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314880
It's just that one anon trying to start stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314880
She's an easy target for cuck flavored shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314880
she likes when you fuck other women. it's weird vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314874
I will never understand why KC made alps a thing when MGE is mostly made for straight men and straight men don’t want a man turned woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314950
Same reason he added siths. He tries to represent most fetishes. Although he's probably soured on bicorn by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314913
On one hand, that is weird vibes. On the other, that's a thousand times more preferable than being stuck in a harem with women who don't like it when you fuck other women; that sounds like hell and drama. Why I'm not a haremfag, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315003
i guess my main objection isn't simply that she's okay with me fucking other women but that it's her mission statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314981
>Most fetishes
Where's the cuckoldry and futa then

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315003
I’m personally a love triangle fag at heart, that I’m torn between wererabbits and wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315024
He said futa was okay, just that he has no interest in it.
As far as I care bicorn is cuckoldry. At least I think she was as bad as it got when she was made.
And I never said every fetish. Just the ones he thinks is okay, which is apparently gender bender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315024
>>42315032
>>42315044
I vaguely remember there being a drama surrounding a MGE flavored "ntr encyclopedia" or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315024
The first one is something he won't budge on. The second one he more or less said
>idk maybe Sabbath potions or something, but you're never going to hear about it from me, so stop asking
I remember an anon some years back mentioned the japanese writefagging on his site was very /d/ tier, so I imagine that's why he even bothered answering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315024
The only way I will accept futa is if I’m the futa fucking my monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315058
congratulations

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
>Bicorn
>Alice
>Cheshire
>Witch
>Familiar
>Devil
>Houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315058
I think that got sent to him a few times. He's not a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
Six bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't nips harass KC over his dislike of NTR? I feel bad for the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315105
but then they'll never decide who goes first

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
>bicorn
>angel bogie
>jabberwock dark mage
>Wurm nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315113
Yes. NTR is one of the most popular fetishes there for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315136
Because all the men are depressed dead inside sad sacks who can only imagine misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315113
Was it the actual ntr we know of that’s well known or is it the reverse ntr similar to reverse rape was sent to him that is seen in the Bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315117
Six way brawl
Winner goes last.

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t care what people say I’m gonna start calling the ntr fetish the adultery fetish at this point, because when I first saw that word I thought it was a acronym for something like on the lines of now to rock just normal stuff, not cheating or cucking shit absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315105
Nah, go for the centaur collection:
>Bicorn
>Centaur
>Nightmare
>Whitehorn
>Unicorn
The unicorn becomes a bicorn, and you get to add another 3 girls to the harem, so you take:
>Centaur
>Whitehorn
>Unicorn
The unicorn becomes a bicorn, and you get to add another 2 girls to the harem, so you take:
>Centaur
>Unicorn
The unicorn becomes a bicorn, and you get to add another girl the harem, so you take:
>Centaur

And altogether, you've got a harem with:
>4 bicorns
>4 centaurs
>2 whitehorns
>1 nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
Nurarihyon harem is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315278
I wanna do unholy things witha kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

which drawfag/writefags do you miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315278
i wish to make a family do holy things with an old kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315278
wonder what goes on in the mind of kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315314
like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315318
make many more kikis, make sweet love to her go to church with my new kids, spread the word of eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314642
I would sniff that centaur's breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
>anon uses my dawing to shitpost
I'm honored and so happy I drew this. I wonder if Losenis saw it.
What if a lim saw it on the other dimension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315317
>WATERMELON
I know this is a reference to a story/greentext, but I have no idea where to find it now. Does anyone else have it saved?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a very pink and fluffy Eros kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315367
Like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315367
i could put an apron on a jubjub, that's pretty close

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315367
>>42315388
What does this brand of Kiki do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315338
https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

[Anonymous No.]

>kikis do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tall meaty Kiki wetnurse

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315450
Silly Mastah doesn't even know how he's paying his Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315450
It's more of an investment

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
All this but they exist to make my Hebi angry and Rage Rape me so hard that only she can satisfy me, allowing me to power to defeat a minotaur in a fist fight and spread the word that everyone needs a hebi in their life.

[Anonymous No.]

does /mgt/ like Jashin-chan Dropkick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314826
>Bicorn
>Beelzebub
>Devil Bug
>Devil Bug
>Devil Bug
>Devil Bug
>Large Mouse
>Devil Bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314408
Jokes on her, I wrote all those cringey Lilim fics and I've loved lilims since I first saw them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42314490
>>42314501
praise the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315404
Sounds like a funny prank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315683
>putting an apron on a jub without being raped
sounds like a challenge people put on montube that 99.9% fail

[Anonymous No.]

Think big

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315787
if you can get something over her eyes she'll think it's night and go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>Go up to jubjub
>Say you are gonna remove her from your hips
>She cries
Bully the JubJub!

[Anonymous No.]

Post big monster butts please anons, I'm starving...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315868
Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315868
It's rude to stare

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315868
Feast for your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315841
So how can Jub bully you instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315868

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315898
She's to preoccupied by thinking about sex while having sex to bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315868

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315889
If I removed her hat, would she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315936
nah it just corrupts some human chick and another one grows back

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315936
It would be extremely daring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315936
Imagine taking her hat and wearing it, but every time her hat regrows you ask if you can have that one until you have a hat tower on your head so tall that you need cheshire to stack them for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315936
you can try

[Anonymous No.]

New profile when

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315995
Next year.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to say, KC really did some of his best work with the current Lamia art
the species is filled to the brim with more "interesting" or gimmicky variants for all tastes but if i were to choose on looks i'd go with the vanilla look one
Caramel skin, blonde with orange snake parts holy shit that's a good color combo how can apophis or shirohebi's monochrome even compete

[Anonymous No.]

Nunchaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316050
snakes are the most highly competitive family. too many good choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316050
i'd still want her to gain 30lbs so i can play with her chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315283
>marry your bicorn friend
>get back from the honeymoon with one or more new wives
>find a smoke hobo just chilling on the couch
>things just get out of hand at that point

[Anonymous No.]

how do we feel about vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316253
gross

[Anonymous No.]

I think my Echidna is broken,how do i fix her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304705
Italian women don't shave their legs

[Anonymous No.]

whats a kikis life like before she has a master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316253
E-celeb gossip and disguised 3DPD worship, at least keep it to their threads if not to the proper board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316299
try not to masturbate
masturbate a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Do not push a strong and silent type monster, one with above average height, impressive musculature and intimidating looks, to speak up. Not because she can easily mess you up, but it's just rude and she could have a good reason to stay quiet. Such as having voice like a little girl that makes her ashamed to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316301
understood

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316322
What about regular-sized quiet Monsters? Are they aloof? Or maybe just shy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316357
Monster girl of normal size that isn't a loli, yet has a voice that you would expect to hear in Sabbath is basically a less extreme example of the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Something happened, why do I want to cum inside the Goblins!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316357
Only way to find out is by asking her out on a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316357
>Anon grows up always being mindful of his footsteps despite being an absolute hulk of a young man
>Manages to accidentally startle the leader of a small Kunoichi clan, now has to dodge daily "assassination" attempts
>Anon was just lost and tried to ask the lady at the bus stop how to get to downtown

[Anonymous No.]

what if she just wanted to be a hero of justice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316487
>get knocked down
>notice kunai with a message tied to it next to your head
>kunoichi nods at it
>unwrap message
>do you like the view?
well anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315995
Never. This is the 2020s, we're no longer allowed to have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316607
If I say yes, I get raped. But if I say no I get raped even harder!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316607
You don't often see three full moons over a pretty valley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316607
cunt punch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315931
Goodness me her bottom is quite large

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316661
are the flower coming out of her dress?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you want on your Dragoburger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316719
Can I just have a regular burger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316730
No. You will eat the demon meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316751
I will not eat the demon beast meat, I will not get married to a monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316764
>I will not eat the demon beast meat
That's fine, I'm sure they have vegetarian options.
>I will not get married to a monster!
How else will you have offspring to carry on your legacy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316764
You WILL eat the Demon Beast Meat(tm), you WILL settle down with a monster, and you WILL be happy doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316785
I won't! I'll die alone without anyone to carry on my legacy! I'll stay in human territory eating normal human food until I'm left with no options but to starve!

>>42316797
Do I at least get to own things?

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi are dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316814
What's wrong with that? You saying you got a problem with dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316814
Lovely dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316814
I love ninja girls

[Anonymous No.]

You're already married, you just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316808
>I'll die alone without anyone to carry on my legacy! I'll stay in human territory eating normal human food until I'm left with no options but to starve!
Anything else you wish to say to the readers of the Extremist faction's pamphlets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316866
Uh yes if they could please send some Kuudere Extremists that would be nice because the that sounds like a very funny combination.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316887
Interesting choice. Extremist Mantises will be thrilled to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316939
>Extremist Mantises show excitement through their antenna unlike their non-extremist counterparts who can keep that under wraps until they get a hubby
>Antenna go haywire after getting a report from command that men specifically want women like them
cute

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi stealthily doting on anons!

>arrive home from work
>house is uncharacteristically clean
>bed is made
>kunai on the counter with a note on how to heat up the delicious steak dinner she made for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316988
>heat up
Wrong! They would ask you to wear a blindfold, cook it with you right there in the room and sit on your lap feeding it to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316988
But I want to eat with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316992
Haha imagine kissing her like that but when she least expects you remove the blind fold to see her face, wouldn't that be funny!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317182
I like her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Proud Virgin coming through, I won't marry YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>human kingdoms declare war on demon realms when they want to ask for help

the crippling debt is now their problem!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317207
I don't know whats more worrying, the concept of a lilim that acts like a Akuma or that cencored dripping hallowen basket

[Anonymous No.]

They can't rape you if you consent!
They can't unconsent the situation!
Hellhound tries the big rape, consent and her doing it is her following orders like a dog!
My logic would make all monsters fall in fear of my power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317529
Imagine her pulling her Super and everything just goes black only for everything to be visible again and you feel a sudden barrage thrusts on pelvis hitting you at light speed while she just poses in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317551
given the way shun works your would of allready cummed your balls out before she started posing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317196
The gyarus have been alerted.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317196

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317538
hey guys came to update you, I got raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317196
Everyone thinks unicorns are so cute and demure, but they're only like that to non-virgins. Watch yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317770
nothing like a little opium to cool the nerves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be me
>Think the roaches are here
>Cum on the floor
>She runs out
>Catch her
>Punish her
>She looks excited at me until I tell her a few words that shocks her to her core
>Monogamy
>I evict the rest from the house and she gets constant sex
>The others are incredibly enraged she ratted them out
>Happily marry her
Put these heathens in their place! Marry only ONE!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317799
foxes mate for life irc

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317806
No, that's otters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317799
Imagine a hag doing this, and everyone around thinks a child is getting stabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes you can get lucky and catch a monster girl with alternate colors.
Just don't think that the salamnder is weak simply because she's pink

[Anonymous No.]

>monsterfu complains you're too restrictive and won't let her see her friends
>decide to marry her friends too, so she can be with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317841
>Cait sith that doesn't look like the final fantasy character
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317841
Goodnight anon, sleep well.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>christmas Eve
>been crushing on the cute yuki onna that moved in next door a few weeks ago
>see her outside checking her mailbox
>”hey, you know the mail is not getting delivered today right?”
>she looks at me all sad
>”what’s wrong?”
>”I sent my Christmas list to Santa but he never sent anything back”
>oh my god this grown woman still believes in Santa Claus
>”I’m sure he’ll get you what you wanted and put it under the tree tonight”
>yuki onna smiles at me
>”what about you anon? What did you ask Santa for Christmas?”
>”all I want is a white Christmas. We haven’t had one of those since I was a kid. That was the best Christmas ever”
>Yuki onna smiles harder
>”hang on I’ll be right back”
>wait a little bit
>nothing
>wait longer
>still nothing
>whatever. I’m going back inside
>a few hours later
>it’s dark now
>getting cold
>really really cold
>go outside to turn my Christmas lights on
>feel rain falling on my head
>wait that’s not rain
>look up
>oh my god! It’s snowing!!
>jump around yelling and cheering
>yuki onna neighbor comes outside to see what’s going on
>”look look it’s snowing!!”
>she laughs and gives me a hug
>”merry Christmas anon”

>meanwhile, at the post office
>there is a letter on the “North Pole” pile
>to Santa from Yuki
>dear Santa
>all I want for Christmas is to see my neighbor anon smile

[Anonymous No.]

How much do fans appreciate Pharaoh and how does it compare to the anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

tiny hats at jaunty angles

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[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are over-privileged and doesn't understand the struggles of the common monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317960
>Hi honey, how was work?

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>>42316988
>Kunoichi wife only comes to bed after you have turned off the lights and got in them yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317972
Can't go wrong with tiny hats.

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>>42317982
link it

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>>42318093
>>42318022
>>42318015
Why are you like this?

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>>42318102
the one that gets me is the one that posts literally the same pictures over and over forever
at least get some new material

[Anonymous No.]

We must maintain peaceful relations between monsters and humans or else the reproductive cycle will break down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317972
>>42318039
Tiny hats are a strong fashion statement.
How is a man with no style supposed to resist such stylish monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I avoid confronting extremist monsters in my demon realm? They're screaming things I disagree with at their rallies downtown and I have a feeling they're not the greatest choices to mingle with...

[Anonymous No.]

shortstack dragons riding on your shoulders to feel taller!

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>>42318154
Non-extremist monsters are just incubi and mamono with a "I got mine" mentality.

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>>42308170
>teasing arachne assassin
I'm never getting out of her web, am I?

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>>42318177
she might need pretense to catch you again

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>>42318171
>incubi
>monster
retard

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>>42318154
I think that you should wear your favourite pro-consent shirt, go in the middle of the rally, and start debating them. Nothing will go wrong, I assure you.

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>>42318181
>implying she wouldn't leave traps everywhere
>constantly dodging snares, nets, pits, and wires
>always miss one and get caught anyways
>arachne scolds you for "wasting" her webbing and trap
>forces you to apologize and tell her how much you need her before she cuts you free

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>>42317207
That poor pumpkin basket.

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>>42312748
Very nice! Thank you

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>>42317914
>Feels intensify
Really nice green text, thanks anon.

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>>42318154
I'd love to read the signs at an extremist rally
>YOU deserve RAPE
>Demon Lord HATES celibates
>DRUELLA SAVES

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>>42318154
Tell them you are already in a relationship and are engaged with a devout Order Woman

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>>42318154
>humans DESERVE to be fucked senseless
>DAS RIGHT
>you belong to ME paladin boy

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>>42318154
Time to film myself debating extremists while sitting in front of a sign that reads consent matters change my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>42318410
>Anon gets raped on camera
>No longer thinks consent matters

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>>42318410
>Anon goes to a university campus to be edgy and yell at monsters in their free speech quad
>only non-pornographic image of him at the event is him meekly clutching his sign surrounded by angry demons

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>>42318472
Don't forget the picture of him doing a double peace sign, sandwhiched between two busty demons, and in front of his sign that now reads "Consent doesn't matter <3"

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>>42318333
>off-topic image

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>>42304625
It's because they're secretly sluts.

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We're getting into the tomato sauce industry

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>>42317914
cute! cuuuute!

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42318522
Kys. Unlike you, not everyone has the women capacity of betraying everything for a dick/pussy.

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>>42318635
Tanuki slaps are too powerful.

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>>42318522
hot, humans need to be properly and regularly mindbroken to develop correct views on society

[Anonymous No.]

>.t literal subhuman

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>>42318725
For the right price, she'll slap anything you want. Or maybe she'll pay you to slap something.

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>>42318522
literally me

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>>42317914
That was heartwarming.
Yuki-onnas are underated romantics. Need more wholesome love stories with them.

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>Kiki, who’s master still hasn’t touched her yet, being teased by other Kikis

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>Shoggoth maid checks your browsing history
>Sees you looked at some weird onaholes
>Perfectly replicates each of them with her slime and leaves them on your bedside table
>3 kinds of Shog™ lubes are also left at your disposition

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>>42319014
>your browsing history
Silly maid, I use inshognito mode

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>>42319005
I don't know if i cool resist the attraction for a kiki really long especially since I know what they're about...

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Bros I think I got scammed at the tanuki shop
>be me
>want to buy something nice for my back yard
>go to tanuki shop
>clerks recommends a bird feeder
>”this baby will get the prettiest birds from all over to come hang out in your yard. Buy now and I’ll throw in a bag of bird seed for half price”
>sold
>go home
>install bird feeder
>next day
>see cute harpy’s in my yard
>they’re eating the seeds like crazy
>leaving a mess everywhere
>go outside to clean it up
>harpy’s swoop down and rape me in the yard
>now have a regular harpy harem hanging out at the bird feeder

I went back to the tanuki shop to complain but ended up buying a bird bath and bird house. What should I do?

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>>42319062
Stop being a spineless consumer.

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>>42319062
Ask the clerk to t-take responsibility!!! Make sure you stutter as well.

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>>42319005
>later

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>>42319005
Imagine all the tips they'd give her
>Mastah is most arroused at dusk, slightly tangle your dress so that your ankles are showing at that time
>When you dust the library, make sure to time it so that you're high up on a ladder when mastah passes by
>Mastah gets particularly frustated when his coffee is served cold, if physical punishment is what you seek then...

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>>42318635
Bro, I wanna sniff her breath so badly

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>>42319005
>kiki, desperate for master's cock keeps switching her dress into skimpier and lewder variants
>ends up going completely naked under the justification that it's cleaner that way
>master is still too dense to realize
>one day poor anon is going to wake up in a secret rape dungeon kiki has built under the mansion
>and she won't be asking anymore

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Defeat you maid by coming down with a terrible wasting sickness and be too weak to do anything

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>>42319197
now she will say it's her duty to relive you, when you cannot do it yourself and suck you off 5 times a day, when you are bedridden
it's scientifically proven that we get more horny and produce more sperm when sick

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>>42319271
Silly bird there's no blood pressure!

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>>42319271
>it's scientifically proven that we get more horny and produce more sperm when sick
For real?
All I know is that men get the urge to reproduce whenever they're in deadly danger. That's why fearboners are so good.

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>>42319271
is she trying to kill the poor man?! I his state any over exertion could be lethal!

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>>42318333
Imagine telling your momster and incu-dad your girlfriend is Saber-clone or adepta sororita looking Order paladin who you claim can fix with you mamono Mana ridden dick

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>>42319292
>For real?
remember when you were in middle school and sick and home alone, and you ended up jacking off 5 times before parents came back from work?
it's like that for everyone
>men get the urge to reproduce whenever they're in deadly danger
that's pretty much what it is, your body goes for the last Hail Marry before the possible death, in an attempt to reproduce
>>42319300
mamonobama, it will be fine
>>42319301
>your momster and incu-dad
wouldn't that be monster mom instead of monster?
we should talk about monster moms more, they are perfect for cute but not lewd and you can still have cute and lewd with monster gfs
>>42319287
she'll pump your wrists while she does it

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>>42319271
>it's scientifically proven that we get more horny and produce more sperm when sick
This is a wasting sickness, he ain't producing anything

[Anonymous No.]

I am making the new thread when this one 404s and it's going to have this picture as OP.

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>>42319324
I love it when absolute rape machines put on cute accessories.

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>>42319271
>Kiki gets medicine from the local Lich to help you get better.
>It helps, but also gives you huge erections on top of the horniness you already feel
>Kiki doesn't even dislike how she has to spend even more time reliving you now.

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>>42319166
>kiki ruining my coffee on purpose to get punished
I will bestow upon her the harshest punishment a kiki can receive.

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>>42319439
She just wanted you to bend her over the furniture, or maybe spank her.
Why break her spirit?

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>>42319460
because there are some lines you just dont cross.
NOBODY fucks with my daily espresso

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>>42319460
I want my kiki to be an honest girl. If she thinks she deserves punishment, all she has to do is admit that she's a pervert and ask for it. I'll spank her until she begs me to stop. I'll molest her until she's ruined for marriage (for anyone except me.) I'll even force her to carry my child if she thinks that she needs it. I'd do anything to help my pervert maid become her best, but I'd be disappointed if she was actively sabotaging herself.

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>>42319301
Paladins are good girls to turn into your monster because their powerful thighs give them a bonus to riding.

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>>42319577
>picrel
my dog keeps giving me that stare whenver I come from work bros. what do?

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>>42319622
it's your duty as the heir to breed the family dog

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>>42319762
>anon continues the pre-portals family tradition of being respected dog breeders
>just in a slightly different, more direct way

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>>42319797
it's current year - time has come for man's best friend to become man's best lover

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>>42319762
>>42319797
>>42319804
Is it really ok for men to fuck dogs?

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>>42319810
If you are white - yes

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>>42319030
>shog assimilates your pc, because she doesn’t want to get cucked by inanimate objects that aren’t a part of her

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiki is defective
>She just rapes me
>She still does all the standard Kiki things but she very aggressive
>Kiki makes my coffee and it gets cold because she instantly needs a reward and I can't drink it

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>>42319982
You hired a hellhound dumb fuck.

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>>42320032
>anon puts out an ad looking for a live-in kiki maid
>BIG hellhound in a comically obvious kikimora disguise shows up
>anon is too scared to call her out on it
>gets raped anyway

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>>42320032
Kikimora are part wolf part harpy. What if there's a hellhound/jubjub kiki out there. Unlimited service and it's mandatory.

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>>42320075
>Every second she cleans she starts sweating thinking about making anon a mess
>Once finished goes into unhinged horny rage

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>Kiki with hellhound ancestery
>"YOU WILL BE SERVICE'D"
It'll probably result in a gender flipped "way of the houce husband"

[Anonymous No.]

Why are the maid monsters obsessed with rape correcting their masters

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>>42320129
Master is messy, Master must know what making mess entails.

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>>42319591
Imagine the shock and surprise of a momster and incu-dad when they find this in their daughter's closet when cleaning her room. The monstergirl version of finding a swastika and racist Nazi paraphernalia in your children's belongings?

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Do you think kikis would hate the house elves from harry potter?

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>>42320115
>you try to help
>she just grabs you with one arm and MMA-throws you into the chair
>the chair reclines fully on the impact
>places a tray with tea and sandwiches on your laps so hard the entire tea goes shooting upwards from the cup
>somehow it all lands back in the cup neatly
>"MASTAH PLEASE DON'T BOTHER, YOU NEED TO REST BEFORE YOUR HARD WORK THAT EARNS THIS HOUSE LIVING. LEAVE THIS MENIAL WORK TO YOUR LOYAL SERVANT, DO YOU GET THAT OR NOT?"
>>42320129
damned lazy mastah ### wasting all day in front of the blue websaito... correction imminent!

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>>42320142
Stop posting /tg/ cringe

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>>42320172
>>42320115
Make this a tanned kiki with smoldering fire eyes and black fur/feathers

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>>42320142
She’s trying to impress her order obsessed crush by her historically accurate order armor, that her crush is fascinated by order history and not a actual order sympathizer.

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>>42320174
Don't know with you. But that looks like my momster's old uniform when she was a human orderite. Enlighten me again why Order chicks liked skull iconography and wearing blood red or "martyred lady" lipstick?

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>monster about to grind pelvis to dust
>pull out the ultimate weapon
>tell her an idea for a new musical
>the story of a group of old college chums.
>sure they found success in the business world.
>still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus.
>but those glory days, they're gone for good
>or, are they?
>her pussy instantly becomes bone dry

Warning, may not work on shitposter monstergirls with irony poisoning.

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-ah!

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>>42320586
oh no, tomboy Lamias! how can we resist their serpentine-boyish charms?

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>>42320625
They just drop on you in late autumn and tell you they're hibernating at your place this year

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>>42320625
Tsuchinoko baa-chan said I she's protect me from them!

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>>42320678
guess I'll get my fair share of groping this winter, hehe
dumb snek

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>>42320129
It's not the other way around ?
Because i really want to correct my kiki

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki are not made for femdom...

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>>42320785
>Kiki has to guess what Anon would like for breakfast
>She cooks him French toast, hot cocoa and peeled fruits
>Anon enjoys the food but is still unsatisfied
>She didn't think to put on a lewd transcluent negligee
>Rape correction it is

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>>42320917
The only think I want is a daughter

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>>42320913
They're really fixable and can be both anyway.

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>>42320925
Then remember to rape correct her whenever she fails to get pregnant after a high-volume creampie.

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>>42320931
>fixable
anon.....

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>>42319577
I wanna sniff kiki breath too!

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>>42320954
fixated?

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>>42320954
Meant flexible, maybe versatile would be more fitting.

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>>42320962
flexible, kikis are flexible. Damn, i think i found someone who didnt pass ms hakus english class

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>>42320993
My vision sk fixated on her ass anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321007
u are driving her to drink

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>>42321018
No I'm the one drinking
Fugg I didn't delete fast enough, sry miss smart cow.

[Anonymous No.]

remember to have sex with your teacher to get an A

[Anonymous No.]

>>42320785
If your kiki can still walk and sit down after you correct her, then you need to correct her harder.

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>>42320785
It goes both ways. It’s mentioned a good amount of times kiki will femdom, but she’s doing it out of tough love and ultimately wants to shape you into a Chad she can submit to. If you aren’t a NEET or something you likely won’t ever see this side of her if you don’t want it. Shoggoth is servile, but wants to do it in her own weird abyssal way. If you decide to order a pizza instead of eating your shogloaf, she’ll behave like the pizza is some fat ugly hentai man come to steal her master away from her, and she’ll be yan about.

It’s just funny that the maid monsters go
>I’ll do anything for you, Master.
>No! Not like that. I’m going to rape you now.

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>>42321141
Ah, well kiki don't look so good now

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>>42321038
How is a kiki going to carry her duty if you sexually destroy her at every occasion?

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>>42320913
Not even strict, stern ones who wosh to whip their Mastah into shape and make him a noble man?

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>>42321279
timestop

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>>42321171
To be fair, femdom kiki is the exception, not the rule. It’s not like "don’t be a rockbottom NEET" is a high bar to clear.

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>>42321285
I don't like it, not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321301
Ahahahahahah do you know where we're ?
(You're not wrong i have a job...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321303
Very well, you will be sent and ultra cute Kiki who wants cuddles.

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>>42321298
>Anon works hard and saves up for years
>His devoted Kiki maid support him with her all
>He hasn't told her what he is planning to purchase
>She's guessing some sort of legendary artifact since he has been studying books about them
>He eventually makes the purchases
>It's a one of a kind timestop watch
>All he uses it for is to breed the loving hell out of his kiki
>She doesn't know how to feel aboout repeatedly passing out from pleasure all without warning

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>>42321317
And that's exactly why the demon lord is based beyond belief.

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>>42321353
Too much flesh. My cybernetics are better and homemade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321301
I have not cleared that bar. I'd rather something high class like a wight to take care of me or joining the sabbath to become an academic.

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[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here have any news about the monstergirl redux site?
Are you guys familiar with that site?
When I try and go there, I get redirected to some crypto site

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42321411
is this a cow, or a bunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321402
sounds like the ((danukis)) got them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321411
Woah, rare brown cow bunny!
Flustered expression and covered eyes are erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321413
Bunny with a cattle camo pattern.

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>>42321450
what tactical advantage and buffs does that camo provide?

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>>42321449

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>>42321279
You've got to train her so she can do all her duties while walking bowlegged.

>>42321335
>Stop time
>Give your maid a few hours worth of creampies and then pull up her panties before you start time again.
>Whenever you really feel like bullying her you add in a few facials as well.

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>>42321460
increse milk production prbly

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>>42321449
I refuse to believe 65cm/2.1 feet make that much of a difference.
I'm getting a monster 3 feet taller than me and I want her to treat me like a strong adult male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321373
I barley pass. I'm just hoping that a monster can rape the will to live into me and I'll see where I feel like going from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321449
the neurotic one is p cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321471
>puny man can't reach the high-up cupboards
>needs big, tall angel wife to grab him his fruit loops

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321502
>Fruit loops
This boy will die from diabete...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42305674
the BIG cows are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321463
GOD
I wish that were ME

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321463
need tall holst

[Anonymous No.]

I’m going to Orderpost on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321530
I love minos. Especially the ones that have broken speech but aren't actually dumb and are probably smarter than me

[Anonymous No.]

>visit mamono !Spain
>clueless tourist
>wonder why everyone's running past you
>yells and screams
>suddenly hears the pounding of hooves on the cobble streets
>turn around
>mino charging full force at you, only 3' away
>she rapes your mouth with her tongue
>she rips your pants off then rapes you proper
And that's the story of how you met your Spanish minotaur waif in the Running of the Minotaurs

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>>42321609
they're street smart, not book smart

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>>42321576
>Thread is having fun imagining a city full of desperate men who'd accept love from any monster
>Anon comes in and derails the discussion by saying no such men would ever exist and that men are born to kill monsters
>An hour later the Kiki janitor has no choice but to prune the whole thread because of the shitstorm Anon caused

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>>42321669
>teach mino chess
>2 hours in she starts kicking your ass in chess
>starts calling you big dumb and stoopid in her broken speech whenever you make blunders in game

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321687
Haa she been eating the pieces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321702
She eats your pieces with her queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321687
Meruem Mino scares me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321687
>Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb; he's not your big friend and he generally wishes that you would just shut up before he has to make you shut up.

Are Minotaurs are just the MGE version of the Heavy?

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>>42321576
“Good morning everyone, in our latest news Anon was found kidnapped by a salamander after Anon kept posting about how he was a very renowned order knight on 4mon and that he could take on all the Mamonos in the world kinda ridiculous if you ask me, which his pro-order posts attracted a extremely rowdy salamander wanting to find out where he lived and after he leaked his private information on 4mon telling the salamander he could take her on it didn’t end well for anon, that he is now in a loving marriage with the salamander woman he tried to best, this is Rata news signing off” the Rata gave the morning news before going into the regular schedule programming.

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>>42321711
>her queen attacks my queen
>she's playing monster side so my queen becomes a monster piece
>now my king is getting reverse spitroasted by her queens
monster chess is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321724
They just sleep and eat all day. Once married then sleep, eat, and sex. They have their priorities straight. They have a natural talent for melee combat and axe wielding. But generally they waste their potential. So many could be super smart and stuff, but because they only care about sex, food, and sleep, they don't pursue other ventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321750
Monster Chess is very complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Never trust a mamono that gives you a pen or pencil. It was probably in her love hole just minutes earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321750
>Minotaur is bouncing and grinding the two queen pieces on top of your knocked over king piece
>Mumbling to herself with a red and sweaty face while focusing intently on them
>Suddenly looks up and asks you out of nowhere if you have any female human childhood friends, overly physically affectionate female relatives or sisters with a brother complex, and how do they feel about breast expansion (and also growing horns and tails)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321817
I've always liked this image. A sense of adventure and playfulness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321836
mge tends to lack adventure, even the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321814
Fuck that would give me such a hard boner. I hope she makes me watch as she turns the girl into a mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321850
MGE is very suited for adventuring. Fuckhuge world, tons of discoveries to be made, magic, RPG-like systems, etc.
Early profiles often featured a "rape & release" part, so that encountering a monster stronger than you wasn't an immediate game over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321850
Their is plenty of adventure. Liks the tentacle forest is basically an area purely for adventuring to get some of the special sap/liliths panacea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321859
It has it but good luck finding any media that reflects that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321813
>mamono hands you her pen with a smirk on her face
>carefully lick and suck it as if you were licking the most delicious lolipop
That's how you make even the most perverted mamono blush in defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321850
Finding your destined soulmate is the greatest adventure of all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321862
I want the talking animals of the fairy kingdom to sing a lewd disney style song about me and my Titania wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321859
I mean encountering a strong monster still isnt a game over. She just joina your party now instead. I would go adventuring to create my ideal party/harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321673
Just remind them that it's what we were already living in and it was not fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321898
Gunna become the inspiration for MGE disneys first fairytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321740
I'm going to find where this rata live and rape her. Human are the best and strongest, Ooga booga style

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321859
Rape and release is gay, no casual sex in my head canon and i hope real canon is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321899
My party would probably be made up of my three dogs and my Anubis wife which two of my three dogs would be undead since they passed away awhile ago irl, which they were a Jackawawa and a Miniature schnauzer while my still living dog is a husky, and since I mostly study necromancy magic of course my monster wife would be a Anubis especially since I used my magic to bring back my two dogs back from the dead, so my wife being the dog goddess of the dead just makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321859
Don't care I'm gonna to Speedrun into the end game and use some good old glitchs to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>42321879
Going on a world wide honeymoon with your new wife sounds like the dream to me. Going to each realm and exploring their cultures. Adventure doesn't have to only be about fighting monsters and exploring dungeons. Try out all the food in Dragonia. Have some sexy tea parties in Wonderland. Do a trial period with the Sabbath. Go through all the different realms' marriage ceremonies with you wife so your love is recognized in all cultures. Go on a quest to enjoy all the world's pleasures along with your love. Your adventure only ends when you find a place you truly wish to call home and you start building your family together.

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>>42321966
>guards faces when they see anon glitching up the pyramid

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>>42321859
im just going to get reincarnted as an orphan that gets adopted by my wife and raised to be her husband and end up sleeping with her sister and my guardian angel

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>>42321986
And there are things you can fight. Animal monsters for example.

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>>42322057
I wonder to impress a gator girl you have to wrestle a bunch of demon realm alligators first like some Florida man shit.

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>>42322162
Damn who cut up that Orca poor girl.

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>>42322088
I want to help my gator girl waifu lay her eggs. I just dont know how to hide my raging boner from watching and help her.

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Ok, who to draw this time?

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>>42322194
rata spying on anon from a tree

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>>42321402
theres a warning on the discord saying theyre looking into the problem

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>>42322194
Massive dolls are cute!
I'd pamper her by buying all sorts of frilly outfit to make her wear.

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>>42322194
anubis wrapped up like a mummy

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>>42322194
rabbit whose 4 times bigger than her bf

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>>42322194
Nice work once again

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>>42322194
cute as always
>>42322246
second this

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>>42322171
Motorboat propellers, many such cases!

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>>42322246
God I wish that were me

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>>42322194
Kraken nun.

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>>42322194
Art fairy painting a moustache and glasses on a sleeping anon's face

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>>42322194
Frustrated Salamander losing to Anon in chess

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>>42322338
Oh cool she's got her own night light and everything

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I like the idea of shirohebi becoming the best chef around simply because she rationalizes that if no woman has better cooking than her husband will never cheat.