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4228006 No.4228006 [Reply] [Original]

Drinking tea in your room

See this

What do

>> No.4228011

I wake up and go to work.

>> No.4228012

>Drinking tea

you lost me.tif

>> No.4228019

HEEEEEEEERE'S YUKARIN

>> No.4228025
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>>4228019
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4228026

I don't know but I want what you're drinking.

>> No.4228027

>>4228019
A wrinkled, bitter old hag! Run for your lives!

>> No.4228030

Imagine if you had just settled in for a well-deserved fap. You have your porn all ready and you're going along pretty nicely, just as you are close to climax, you look off the corner of the room and see Yukari staring at you with wide-opened eyes.

Just staring.

Not.

Saying.

Anything.

>> No.4228035
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>>4228030

erm... umm... what is onii-chan doing?

>> No.4228039

>>4228035

So old...

>> No.4228042

>>4228030
I start fapping to Yukarin instead.

>> No.4228053
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4228053

Go on an adventure.

>> No.4228050

Good Yukari, you look kinda Jack Nicholson.

>> No.4228079

>>4228006
shit yourself

>> No.4228094

>>4228006
Go buy myself new tea.

>> No.4228277

Reimu's face in that is still the best. "Goddammit Yukari, fuck off already!"

>> No.4228286
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4228286

Time for an EXTREME SLEEPOVER.

>> No.4228287

>What do

Kindly leave your stupid memes from other boards out of /jp/.

>> No.4228298

Tell that granny that if she has to reference pop culture she should do something more recent.

Seriously, get with the times you hag

>> No.4228303

>>4228286
Hag sauna?

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>>4228303

>> No.4228320
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Imagine if you had just settled in for a well-deserved fap. You have your porn all ready and you're going along pretty nicely, just as you are close to climax, you look off the corner of the room and see H. P. Lovecraft staring at you with wide-opened eyes.

Just staring.

Not.

Saying.

Anything.

Seriously though, Lovecraft's stare is my fetish. I yearn for a VN where you can fuck genderswapped Lovecraft. She'd be kuudere, of course, and she wouldn't say anything during sex. No words, no gasps, no moans. She'd just stare at you blankly. In fact, it should be a footjob, so you have the full view of Lovecraft-tan staring at you, at all times.

I'd come buckets.

>> No.4228328

>>4228320
jesus cristo
>>4228030
I dont think shed be doing that.

>> No.4228341

>>4228320
People like you make the world a beautiful place.

>> No.4228370

>>4228320

I'm okay with this...

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>> No.4228427

>>4228419
Reimu is so angry that her ribbon popped a vein?

>> No.4228440

>>4228427
She can't live without her hair accessory so it would be safe to say that there is some sort of blood flow.

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4228468

Why is Yukari pretending to be Big Boss?

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>>4228422
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
KILL HER! KILL HER!

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>>4228286
You know imagine a sauna scenario with the lovely ladies in this image. Yukari being the mischievous being that she is can't go one minute with out some semblance of trolling/messing around. Seeing that she looks bored you whisper a plan into her ear. Kanako, Eirin and Yuyuko go about drinking some sake and taking it easy while droplets of clear sweat gently drip down their curvy bodies. Out of nowhere you and Yukari begin making out to the surprise of everyone else present. After a few minutes you take off her towel revealing her whole gorgeous body drenched in sweat. Yukari signals you that she is ready to receive you in your full erect glory. But the moment you insert your penis into her a gap appears deliberately, without warning teleports your penis to another gap that opened right next to Kanako's bottom. Surprise buttsex and everyone had a good time I need to stop reading Touhou porn.

>> No.4228591

>>4228579
Fund it.

>> No.4228593

>>4228579
I think it would be your behind that would get surprise buttsecks from you. And you would deserve it.

>> No.4228627

>>4228006
continue to drink tea.

>> No.4228655

>>4228320
Against my better judgement I've given this some more thought.

It is widely known that Lovecraft had a boner for Poe, and Poe is the hero of /jp/ for marrying his 13 year old cousin. I can see Lovecraft-tan's calm facade drop the moment her beloved Poe nee-sama is mentioned. But genderswapped Poe would be an incestous lesbian lolicon (well, not that it was perverse in Poe's time) who only has eyes for her own cousin. A love triangle is in the making.

Of course, that ignores the fact that Lovecraft was born about 50 years after Poe died.

>> No.4228676

Whip it out.

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>>4228468
She's only pretending, but a real boss is Remi-chan.

>> No.4228694

>>4228593
>implying he doesn't want it.

>> No.4228701

>>4228655
Horror writer of american literature-tans? Sign me up.

BUT NO FUCKING DEAN KOONTZ

>> No.4228719

>>4228655
>>4228701
This is a bad idea and you should feel bad.

I know I do.

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