/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /jp/, it's /lit/. We've heard you sometimes enjoy books? In any case, here's hoping we can be friends. Visual novels, while a point of contention, are still a part of the literature family. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

VNs go in /lit/?

Yes.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

I'm hoping to be able to post on /lit/ once the /b/ dust settles.

We can be one happy family.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad there are already faggots with enough unwarranted self-importance to speak for the new boards.

/lit/ is going to turn into maddeningly pretentious trash in very short order.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4221780
I like books. I could totally dig that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221786

You mean it isn't already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221775
I do enjoy books, I just hope the new posters there leave already so we can have some nice discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

I assume Twilight is going to be the troll book of choice for /lit/.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it be nice if VNs had their own board? That's pretty much the only reason I'm on /jp/ and probably why I hate this place so much.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4221837
We should make it Lolita.

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, the troll book should be the german one about the girl who rams a hospital bed leg into her ass to have her parents get back together.

I can't remember what it's called, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221837
If you say Twilight everybody knows you're trolling. You should use some pile of shit nerdgasm book instead like A Song of Ice and Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221867

The one with the woman who refuses to wash her pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221880
Yeah. Do you know what it's called?

[Anonymous No.]

hi /lit/ I like you guys more than our other next door neighbor /int/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221867

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feuchtgebiete

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>A Song of Ice and Fire
>pile of shit

You obviously don't belond on /lit/ with an opinion like that. I guess you're more of an Audacity of Hope kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221885

Feuchtgebiete, aka Wetlands
And yes, this should definitely be the troll book of choice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feuchtgebiete

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4221897
>She secretly rams the pedal of her hospital bed into her anus and immediate emergency surgery has to be carried out to prevent extreme blood loss. Thus having successfully extended her stay, she waits in vain for her miracle to happen: her parents have stopped visiting altogether, and when she tries to contact them by phone all she gets is their respective answering machines. During this time she falls in love with her favourite male nurse called Robin and gradually draws the young man into her world. At the end of the novel Helen asks him if she can live at his place. He agrees willingly, and the young couple leave the hospital grounds on Robin's bicycle. When she asks him if he wants to have sex with her, he says yes but adds that he would want to abstain from anal sex for the time being.

MADE FOR TV MOVIE ON LIFETIME!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to talk about Dune with all my bros. Hooray!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221891
>>4221897
>partly autobiographical

Holy shit, author do not want

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221906
Fuck yes.
Then again, I used to do so on /tg/ anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221906
I still haven't read Dune, only seen the movies.

I am a gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221923
Well /tg/ talks about everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221915
>holy shit

Dohohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>4221973
Wasn't it clever?

But seriously, I wonder which parts are autobiographical

[Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS No.]

>>4221924
No, but you should definitely give the books a read.