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4218360 No.4218360 [Reply] [Original]

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>> No.4218374

>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH

everytime

>> No.4218376
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4218376

>Sanchez dragon
>Edwards catching a pass

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>> No.4218423

>>4218391
sauce

>> No.4218434

>>4218423
Gekkou no Carnevale.

Carmelo has a "fuck yeah! " look no matter what he's doing. It's probably the headband.

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Might as well post that one.

Hey Great Old Ones,

My name is Demonbane, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, mindless, amorphous balls of goo who spend every second of their endless aeons slumbering in some nameless hellhole. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever trolled an outer one? I mean, I guess it's fun driving mortals insane because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to awaken Azathoth.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am an elder god, and am so powerful that I break the false vacuum by manifesting within a single universe. What skills do you have, other than "doze off until some indeterminate time when stars are right" ? I also am omnipresent and have banging hot pilots (They just cleaned me, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my kneeguards.

>> No.4218456

(KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.)

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>>4218376

Another one?

>> No.4218518

>>4218438
What an incredibly silly looking mecha.
The objective being to make the Crawling Chaos laugh itself to death?

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