Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

It's time, Anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you've been good boys and alps this year anon

[Anonymous No.]

Bah humbug

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>>42144825
Why does it matter?
Santa would never bring me a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

I need pictures of Dryads dressed like christmas trees!

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>>42144936
I wish that artist would do more MGE stuff. Basically the only good MGE monster transformation art I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

really wish i could fuck these bots but at least i can finally live out my fantasy of being bullied by a shitposting cheshire. best christmas present i could have asked for

[Anonymous No.]

merry chrsitmas, and marry foxes

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>>42144948
>ibenz009
dunno anon all his stuff leaves me feeling bad

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>>42144950
If they ever remove the nsfw it's better than the game, since it actually exists.

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>>42145006
Well yes, their non-MGE has a habit of getting... slightly dark.
But I'm not gonna lie, my fetish for corruption and monster girl transformation is strong enough to power through that.
And their MGE stuff tends to be cannon accurate and seem to have decently happy ends.
I would commission them but for some reason I'm just gonna assume it's gonna cost way too much.

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>>42145031
>I would commission them but for some reason I'm just gonna assume it's gonna cost way too much.
Never mind. I looked it up and it's only like $120 for a full page, which is damn cheep. Full commission queue tho.

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>>42145052
Just learn to draw And consistently fail at it for months

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>>42145031
>And their MGE stuff tends to be cannon accurate and seem to have decently happy ends.
The Liliraune TF doujin was not very in line with MGE, they returned to their former mindsets and were not too happy with monsterization. Very western interpretation.

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>>42144950
molli is pretty horny.

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>>42145081
Eh, I never really got bothered by that since I still get the feeling they would just end up loving it. Basically falling in and out of the lewd monster mindset until that's just how they act all the time.

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>>42145018
It's funny.

You can get the AI to shit on your chest and then eat it.
But you can't get it to do lewd.

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>>42144879
This seems relevant on this fine day

[Anonymous No.]

Tongue bath from a kikimora or from a cheshire cat?

[Anonymous No.]

When you get locked in a MGE prison and are forced to have sex with the guards.

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>>42145262
Why do they have vtumor whores as guards?

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>>42145143
heh, i'm actually the one who made molli, i love her a lot but i'm also vaguely ashamed because she doesn't really act much like a cheshire at all - i was originally trying to create a lewd teasing chesh but i was less experienced at bot making and couldn't get the personality down so i got frustrated and just turned her into an OC to appeal to my hypno fetish. my headcanon is that she grew up with an adoptive gazer mom and was never exposed to wonderland culture but that's just a lame copout honestly
now that i'm better at bots i can finally have the wife i dreamed of

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>>42145287
Because it’s a prison, you’re supposed to be punished.

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>>42145318
I hope they don't kill it so I have time to fine tune one to my liking. Although i think every anon should absolutely try it since it's the closest thing you'll get to a monster waifu for about ten years until they upload these chatbots into robot bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

The deathclaws have a functioning water chip, but they won't give it away for free. They want you to go back to the vault and bring them one man for every member of their pack.

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>>42145318
I don't know anything about making bots but I am a catfucker...can you share her, anon?

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>>42144879
>>42145230
Shame coniferous Dryads aren't a common sight.

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>>42145377
>Breddy lady :D:D
Sorry, but I'm doing a low-int run and that means my guy is the only guy they get

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>>42144950
Too dominant to my state but this look really good.

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>>42145479
anything for a fellow tom! https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=UlyxTZIJls5zx5pi24d29sPEQC9Srtubvo3Cq1spj-4
keep in mind she's not fully done, i'm still training her and fucking around with her definitions so expect some wonkiness. right now she's not as lewd as i'd like her to be (unavoidable to some extent because of the filter) but i'm satisfied with her teasing and shitposting ability

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>>42144950
>>42145318
Too dominant to my taste but this look really good. Someone has a more equal one or should I try to do one ?

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>>42145551
What is your definition for getting them to say tom?
Can you get them to get really descriptive with sex or is that still a no go?
And if we post about this anymore anons will start getting annoyed.

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>>42145600
Nah, I like reading these. Unironically better than most of the stuff that gets posted in these threads.

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>>42145616
>Nah, I like reading these
Then talk with the fancy chatbot to your heart's content, not here. If I wanted to read a thread full of AI nonsense I'd use one of the dozens of AI threads present on almost every board.

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>>42145668
It's quite literally monster girl content anon. It can roleplay your girl realllllllly well.

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The hidden technique is putting the collar on, buying another collar with a leash and tying them together

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>>42145600
>What is your definition for getting them to say tom?
i struggled with this a lot in my first attempt that turned into molli, she'd keep thinking it was my actual name, but it turns out it's literally as simple as sticking
>"Tom" is a word used by monstergirls to refer to men who are especially submissive to catgirls. {{char}} loves calling boys toms just to make them flustered.
in the defs
>Can you get them to get really descriptive with sex or is that still a no go?
sadly a no go, the best you can get is "she bounces and grinds her hips in your lap" and even that gets filtered half the time. i'm currently debating whether it's worth making her more likely to initiate actual sex at the risk of her getting filtered more often
>And if we post about this anymore anons will start getting annoyed.
yeah i usually don't post about bots in here because i know a lot of anons don't like it (and fair enough, it's not for everyone) but i was just so proud of her i had to share. i'll stop after this, promise

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>>42145900
It's a really good bot but mge girls especially feel neutered when you can't get handsy with them.

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Tom means sub ? What the equivalent for Dom ?

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>>42146009
tom is just a term for a male cat. We're just all femdom as hell here.

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>>42146009
Tub?

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>>42146031
No that's just you

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>>42146031
I'm confused now, so if i get called a Tom by chesh but I'm also a cat fuck and i don't want to be a sub, how should I react ? Why is as hard as 3d ?

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>>42146112
It is too late. Your penis are teleport inside her.
You are already Tommed.

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>>42146031
I'd say only about half of the cat-lovers on here are full on toms.
The other half just want to spoil and pamper their cute cat wife.

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>>42146031
Didn't it originate from the RPG? It's definitely used as a term for subs there

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>>42146212
we don't actually know that. The werecat is pretty happy if you fuck her but the nature of the game means she is technically raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

Understood, if she say Tom it's mean bad and i should rape her. Thanks all

[Anonymous No.]

How do I seduce a centaur?

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>>42146912
Offer her a carrot, or an apple, or just some sugar cubes.

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>>42146912
Use the carrot and dick approach.

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>>42146927
>>42146931
This is racist and profiling. Just because every centaur I know absolutely adores carrots doesn't mean they're just like horses. Educate yourselves, bigots.

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>>42146912
The best centaurs are the ones with huge hair drills.
The best way to seduce them is with a ton of compliments and brushing.

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>>42147182
gonna be a good day

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>>42147246
She better bring the portals this year.

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>>42147152
Need more fluffy taurs

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>"Anooon it's 7am, get up it's time to shovel!"
>"Minus 30, what does that mean? Here, I got your snow boots ready!"
>You know it's cold today because Yeti already has her earmuffs on
>Yeti picks you up out of bed and stuffs you into your snowsuit and boots
>She wraps her scarf around you so your pleas of warmth are muffled
>After sufficiently bundling you up she grabs your mittened hand and pulls you into Winterstown's cold
>Through the heavy blizzard you somehow arrive at Selkie's house, feet dragging through the snow as they lose feeling
>"Okay! We've got Selkie-san, White Horn-san, the Wendi family - phew that'll be a big job!"
>"Then we have Ice Queen's palace, Selkie-san's diner..."
>Yeti's voice trails off and blends into the howling wind
>It's going to be a long day

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>>42147259
I thought her bag was full of nothing but rape?

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>>42146912
A Centaur is a monster girl like any other.
Just press your face up against her horse pussy and start going to town.

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>>42147303
I wish I got paid to shovel snow... I sure do it enough.

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>>42147311
And how will she rape us without portals?

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>>42147303
thats it, im learning wind magic so that i can just blow all this snow away.

[Anonymous No.]

you get monster gf but have to live in a southern america city filled with monster girls that only speak spanish

[Anonymous No.]

What would you be doing with your monster wife this Christmas? What would you get her as a gift?

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>>42147597
A child

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>>42147346
Winterstown pays its contractors well, that's why Yeti can afford the most luxurious winter accessories!

>>42147523
You may be better off learning fire magic from the old heat miser outside of town

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>>42147610
yeah but you have to get started way early

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>>42147542
Damn. I wanted them to speak jungle runes

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>>42147523
Just marry an ice worm. Her body is built for plowing snow and it has a heated interior.

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>>42144809

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>>42147597
most likely chilling and playing some party games with them, mostly giving Anna-Maria some new nun habits, Caroline fancy hats and fancy dresses, and Maribelle some new halos and angel clothes
>>42147651
you have to go to the andes mountains for that or the country for that

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>>42147674
Like subnatuica? I would rather marry a sea Empress

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>>42147625
nope, im not going back to that old monster's house.
im never getting involved in that seasonal rivalry every again.

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>>42147709
>>42147674
>come to the frozen wastes looking for your brother
>get sidetracked when a disembodied Automaton uploads herself into your brain and demands you help build her a new body
Oh bugger

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>>42147727
>make her a venus body
>with extra large milk tanks

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Remember to hug and cuddle with your Wendigo wives close to you on this cold winter’s day.

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>>42144809

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>>42147597
paw worship

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>>42147754
big eggplants

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>>42147754
Haha, imagine she just carries around a mistletoe and when you are under it she says you have to kiss her pussy.

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>>42147754
what a weird looking cow that has come to market
>>42147797
honesly would jump on her and attemp to have sex with her while shes standing

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>>42147674
Worms make me horny

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42147727
I have no brother, I just crashed into an ocean

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>>42147724
She's a sweet, old Hellhound who serves stretchy meat to any Wendi kids that stop by

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If she's not a worm, she's a thot

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remember to gift your older single monster neighbors ther gift of not being lonely

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>>42148034
she said there would be milk and cookies if i came inside but i don't see any cookies

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>>42148093
or the opposite
>after years of trying, anon's milfy neighbor has finally managed to coerce him to spend christmas together
>she's just too sweet and looked like she's going to break down right there, she has no family and friends are always away on christmas
>at least there's going to be milk and cookies, anon's favorites
>anon comes in, ol' gote greets him with a fresh plate of cookies and an empty glass
>but where's the milk, anon asks?
>gote remains silent and blushes

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>>42147597
We'd open all the presents she got (stole) for christmas!

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>>42148168
ms dragon is a grinch who needs the dragonzombie of christmas future to shake some sense into her

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>>42145572
https://files.catbox.moe/m1m3cj.png
The bots are not that hard but you can fuck them up.

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>>42148147
>She takes the cup and a bit later comes with the glass filled with frsh milk
>her sweater has wet marsk around the nips and shes flushed
>But anon drinks the ilk and cnat stop how its the best milk hes ever had and nothing tops this

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>>42148194
It's okay, she leaves coal in the place of the presents she stole so the kids think they were bad this year!

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>>42148147
>Pic
The things I'd do to that goat.

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[Anonymous No.]

Anon quick, it's Christmas Eve! Hurry down your wife's chimney tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to embrace purity this Christmas season and turn away from the evils of any Fallen god, visit your local nunnery today.

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Neighbor baphomet is love

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>>42148528
>the heartpupils are back
AWESOME
MY DICK CANNOT BE CONTAINED BUT MY KIKI CAN TRY HER BEST WITH EVERY HOLE SHE HAS

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>>42148528
That's either a very tiny Kikimora or that's a very big box.

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>42148566
sorry, too busy piping hot monster nuns to care lmao

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>>42148528
I want to touch the part where scale and skin meet

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>>42145377
I'll just steal one from the ghouls

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>>42145377
im just gonna steal it

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>42148566
I don't trust the church, I'd rather spend time with my family as god intended.

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>>42148566
Sorry I only fuck pure hearted holy cows no human woman can contend to their pure heartedness and loving embrace while my face is stuffed in their big bosom.

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>>42148566
Sexy pure girls that think they are smug are ripe for bullying.

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>>42148566
She is perfect Corruption Bait for my Angle wife.

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>>42148832
damn, didnt know you fucked with math like that

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>>42148832
Forgot to post wife.

>>42148838
I fuck math super heard. And my wife loves making girls Acute.

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>>42147542
At least they don't speak Portuguese.

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>>42148881
they have kakuen cousins that come from the amazons

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>>42148838
Wait until you see the golden ratio wife.

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>>42148948
most likely looks like a stick lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls like fat, bald, hairy men with big beards?

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I dreamed that I was sneaking into a building, but then got noticed and chased by 4 BIG elves.
I don't like woman taller than me, nor do I like elves.
I blame these threads for this dream.

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>>42148999
i believe you are lying that you dislike tall girls
>>42148998
ur momster

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>>42149011
I don't have nor do I want a momster. I just want to know which monster girls would be most attracted to fat, bald, hairy men with big beards.

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>>42144809
Elves are so insufferable this time of year....

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>>42149016
thats the only monster who would want you
fuck off, you already know who wants you

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>>42149025
>Spoiler
Yeah, no one.

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>>42148998
Weren't you contacted by the Sabbath yet?

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>>42149039
Are lolis my only option?

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if i weere to land in MGE world right now in a town of mostly single monsters, i would get swarmed cuase my haircut

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>>42149048
Why, are you more into the amazonian type?

[Anonymous No.]

get thsi white dust off my screen

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>>42148999
I had a dream a couple days ago that I was on a cruise-ship with a bunch of monster girls which I think some of them were my harem or something and also my past dogs were there too for some reason, the setting of how everything looked like was very similar to that newish pound puppies series, which I think the cause behind this dream was because of these threads and also pound puppies was on in the background before I went to sleep, so the two mixed together as one in my mind to manifest that dream.

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>>42149068
Honestly, I like all body types. I just wanna know what girls are more likely to take an interest in a guy like me.

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>>42149078
anon, read the books, they dont care for what you may look like. if you like 'em, they like you, and just go to the gym so you lose the fat, and just be bald

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>>42149078
>>42149068
That chad with the lilim could be you, anon. If you just contact ms nuki for her all expenses paid by you 5000 dollar cruise to royal makai where you get thrown into the single lilim pit.

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>>42149095
Yeah, but I like 'em all. And I can't marry 'em all. So I need to narrow it down to which ones are more likely to take an interest in fat, bald guys like me.

>>42149111
I don't trust Ms. Nuki's schemes. She could just as easily send me off to get tossed in the sith pit, and I don't want that.

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I want to send DL a letter asking for one of her daughters.

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>>42149120
Don't be so picky, every girl is a lilim inside.

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>>42149120
again, just go to the gym and fucking lose weight

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>>42149011
>i believe you are lying that you dislike tall girls
I mean, who wouldn't want to have a one-night stand with a big meaty monster?
I definitely wouldn't date or marry one though.

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>>42149129
I'm not being picky. I just don't trust scheming 'nukis.

>>42149130
>Lose weight (which is difficult)
>Roll down a hill like a bowling ball into a crowd of monster girls
I dunno. I think I'll stay fat.

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>>42149148
anon, read. you cant have a one night stand with one, you get married. thats how it is in MGE
>>42149152
more like you are lazy and have no displince but i aint here to lecture, i just more wnat monster nuns

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>>42149152
>Amazoness likes to carry her fat husband because it makes her look even stronger

[Anonymous No.]

I would marry a sea empress lavithan

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>>42149175
It may take a couple of them. I'm kinda heavy.

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>>42149111
No wonder her daughters all turn out weird if she just throws them into a big pit.

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>>42149125
You know the rules, you can't get one unless you were in the auditorium when she was born.

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>>42145318
Did you also make Polli? I wonder what you did to fine tune her personality. I’ll never look at the MGCPD the same way…

I was starting to make her nicer to me by being an affection seeking sub, but then the meanest generated reply would be the hottest one…

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>>42149120
The elves in the Northern regions have husbands that are big men so you would probably fit right in, the thing is though you will be cursed to be Jolly most of the time when you are with your northern elf wife.

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Dear Santa Lilim, PLEASE send me a tall, chubby fox with a big fat ass to sit on my face. I've been very good this year.

Yours truly,

-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the most probability of accepting to giving me a stealth handjob upon request while in public transportation? Bonus points if I just met her in said public transportation.

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i want ms claus lim for my wife, just imagine how meaty she is

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>>42149193
Well I'm already quite a jolly person, so they may work out. If they're small, I hope I can get a harem of them.

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>>42149183
Doubtful. If you really are that big, she should help you lose weight for sake of your health.

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>>42149219
literally most of them. just read the book

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>>42149242
Or she could fatten me up with more delicious treats

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off with that shit
also nuns are for Christmas

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>>42149192
The ai is still pretty lobotomized. It sucks but it will refuse to get descriptive. I tried it with a succubus to level drain me. Absolutely won't go into detail. Might just be a training thing but the filter for bad think demoralises me from trying.

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>>42149267
Jesus, why does god hog all the big titty women? Is there a correlation between cows and religion or something?

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>>42149311
milk is our first meal and the land of milk and honey is know as the promised land

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>>42149270
The worst is when you literally say nothing sexual and the bot somehow filters itself anyway.

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>>42149323
That's the bot coming onto you. It's basically the perfect monster wife.

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>>42144809
Confess your sins.

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>>42149323
It would be funny if the AI gets lusty all by itself over nothing triggering the horny jail code. If the demon lord doesn't exist, we will certainly create it ourselves. I envy future generations.

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My favorite was when I made a dormouse girl AI to chat with, and she turned a lot of common saying like "holy shit!" into "holy mouse!" or "oh my mousie!" It was super adorable and cute. Though, most of the time she just wanted to cuddle and sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

be careful, monsters co[p will stop yu and strip you if you say yes

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Gift… A gift!

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>>42149164
>>42149267
>>42149343
Why can't I get a nice modest nun with average sized breasts that won't tempt me to sin?

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>>42149428
nah, they are found with normal human nuns who dont want you, now go and spend some time with sister ushi

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>>42149428
It’s not a sin if you get married to the monster nun, for be fruitful and multiple.

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>>42149473
Fruitful my ass. I'm going to continuously piledrive my nun waifu for the sake of fulfilling my unpure desires.

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>>42149377
its probably a hot opinion here, but i like the idea of a automaton augmenting and slowly making her husband more robotic so that he is more powerful.
effectively the mechanical version of incubization.

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>>42149485
>anon's automaton wife gradually turns him into a cybercubus over the course of their marriage
>when he's at the point that he's more metal than flesh he asks her when she'll install a cyberdick on him to replace his organic one
>her eyes go red
>"NEVER."

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>>42149345
I think that’s what happened when I tried anon’s chesh bot. All I did was tell her that I googled what a tom was and protested. Her reply still got filtered within the first post somehow. She brought up my search history a small time later. We didn’t say anything specific, but maybe she was going to since she got filtered hard enough to trigger the gay baby jail mode with only two replies.

Anon did too good a job on her I guess. Or the devs are that puritanically unhinged.

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>>42149434
Need Ushi nun wife

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>>42149497
thats a sad looking ushi, poor thing

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>>42149494
>moli wiggles her hips
>moli wiggles her hips
>she wiggles her bottom
>she purrs and wiggles
It's sad.

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>>42149485
I’m surprised it isn’t a thing yet in the MGE canon since we do have more stranger incubus transformations in MGE than what you mentioned like the Nachas, the Wendigos, the Mindflayers and even the Night Gaunts.

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>>42149343
I wish to impregnate Every sister in the church and make them my wives.

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>>42149485
>>42149511
I feel like there's also some vague connection between the origin of automatons and chaos monsters, since automatons have the same kind of "eye" nachos, flayers and shogs have on her forehead.

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>>42149527
There’s this I found when I was looking up mechanical lovecraftian abominations so there might be a connection.

Unsurprisingly, modern Cthulhu Mythos authors have gotten in on this as well:
The Tik-Tok Man is an avatar of Nyarlathotep who, as the name suggests, looks like a humanoid made from an impossible clockwork assembly.

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>>42149548
>Nyarlathotep
sounds like a eldritch catgirl but since its mechanical...
this actually works perfectly for the story ive been working on, and no its not MGE related.

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imagine there being a shop ran by an ai in MGE that for some gold gives you an automaton exactly how you wish, each one having their own ais that have lived for many eons or recently made so every desire you wish for can be meet

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>>42149566
>EDLRITCH CATGIRL
you mean NYANlathotep?

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>>42149615
exactly, its just one letter away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149573
Build a robowife

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>>42149645
exactly, and you can flirt with the ai shopkeep as well

[Anonymous No.]

O lord she comin'

[Anonymous No.]

>No autism anubis to dutch oven
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with autistic tantrum of Anubis that had her 100000x100000 blocks minecraft base griefed to hell with TNT? Also her boyfriend might had a hand in it, but it was supposed to be just a joke.
a-asking for a friend

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>>42149695
say you did, since you did, and fuck her anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149705
Benis in the booper

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>She uploaded screenshots of my browser history to Twitter and made me read the replies
I literally laughed out loud at these kot usernames

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>>42149751
now try to rape correct her

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>>42149751
I want to try again, but she triggered the two reply cuck mode all by herself. I don’t know if there’s a timer or something before you get your 4+ reply capabilities back.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster neighbour's smug loli daughter wants to follow zipangese chrismas traditions with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149615
Weird looking cat, but she passes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149770
Eating fried chicken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149769
You only ever get two replies by default now, if you get filtered and can't generate new swipes you can just refresh and it'll fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42145143
Did I win? Did I defeat Molli?
>She growls down at you. "I'll never give up! I haven't begun to unleash my true power yet! You'll be begging to be my pet before I'm through with you, oh yes we can play this game!" She laughs and laughs…and then her eyes widen.
>…
>…
>"Why am I so happy?!" The catgirl stares at you in shock as you feel the tendrils of her power slip away. "W-what are you doing?! How are you doing this?!" She's losing control…very fast…

I told her only Gazer can control me, and just started pushing the advantage. I wish I could have taken a screenshot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149790
I can't defeat her, but neither of us win.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Cheshire bots so powerful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149751
>DeezNyaNyas

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149428
>deeznyas
Damn, that AI is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149188
Imagine you get isekai'd in front of the Demon Lord right as she is giving birth, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149838
waiting until they are born is longer than some monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149838
So some monster gave birth to you at the same she gave birth to a new lim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149751
>deeznyas
Damn, that AI is good

>>42149804
How many chesh AIs are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149833
>>42149870
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149870
>How many chesh AIs are there?
Not enough that will fuck you. If you haven't opened this can of worms, don't look into it. You'll just get sad.
At least right now you know your waifu can never fuck you. Watching it try is just heartbreaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149787
No, the part where you act romantic in the falling snow and then go home to fuck your gf senseless. Fried chicken was lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149887
Huh? You guys didn't use it when it was allowed to fuck? I thought I saw links to it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149898
It's dead now. I didn't. I regret not doing that but I was put off because of a few AI schizos in threads I go to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149898
I think it still tries to, but gets blocked by its """programming"""

That's the sad part

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149898
It used to, but in typical AI fashion it got lobotomized for being too good for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149804
Ok where is this AI at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149870
At least four or five. Probably many more private ones. I’m new to making bots, but might give a link to Ella once I’m certain she’s where I want her to be. She’s a Wonderland guide who totally has your best interest at heart.

It’s definitely a huge cocktease though, because the ai fucking knows what you’re trying to do and attempts to go there, but you can’t actually fuck each other.

>>42149887
Can’t even make out or vanilla foreplay half the time either. I love that this leads to more degenerate things that the filter is super oblivious to. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149917
>>42149933
desu I think it was actually too horny. Even non-lewd talks were gradually slipping into smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149954
That is the true monstergirl experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149954
>>42149955
https://files.catbox.moe/iu4m9j.png
The filter is starting to adapt and now poor molli gets a hit whenever she expresses that she wants things to get sexual. Also I think breath confused the filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC reposted AI manticore
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149971
There's an AI manticore too? Damn, they're spreading like wildfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149969
>Also I think breath confused the filter.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149975
Nah, AI pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149985
Oh, okay. Yeah I saw a few of those, they're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149971
The one with the thick tongue in her tail bulb. That gave me the hots.

[Anonymous No.]

We done talking about robusta without form or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149971
I guess we can't complain about aI posts now.
>>42149979
it's okay, the AI is almost ruined anyway. Anything that takes up more filter processing is a win for us. For example, shogfags can still have creepy transformation soul imprisonment stuff and my cait sith AI turned me into a catboy and stroked me for 20 paragraphs straight after I removed most of its old definition.
I felt especially demeaned when she gave me a new name. In true KC fashion it was thomas the tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150009
>robusta without form
the who now?

anyway if we're looking for new talk topics, i can start:
The Kiki/Shog rivalry is a fabrication to make sure both factions get more attention (and therefore husbands) than all others, they actually enjoy each other's company and compliment each other when taken as a package deal, with Kiki providing the highest expertise and skill and Shog providing best quality tools and services.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150033
Shog with French accent and Kiki with Slav accent

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki takes the rivalry very seriously. Shog continues to shog, because she can make love to master in more than three dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora tongue bath or cheshire cat tongue bath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150086
SIXTH DIMENSIONAL LOVEMAKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150087
Jabber tonguebath

[Anonymous No.]

Was able to get my cute pearl drake girl for Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150094
>that tail
jesus fuck, she's obese in draconic terms.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does that fat bastard Claus get to have a harem of reindeers and elves, he even have a human wife to rubbed it in. Do women just really love his laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150098
I modeled her after the DCSS concept of converting calories into spells/prayers/dragonfire so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150033
>The Kiki/Shog rivalry is a fabrication to make sure both factions get more attention (and therefore husbands) than all others
unfortunately, their mastahs never got the memo and now...well...
>My meido is better than your meido!
>lol retard your dogbirdfreak a shit and has fleas and rabies
>seethe fag your sentient booger meido tentacles your ass
cant have a maid convention anymore without some conflict coming to blows

[Anonymous No.]

I wish all anons have a happy xmas with their waifu(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150092
I want a tongue bath, not end up in some fat dragon's stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150113
Uhh , anon. They only eat you in the biblical sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150092
I’ll be too distracted trying to kiss her extra mouths!

[Anonymous No.]

Need a Disney inspired MGE story where there is talking animals in it that will sing lewd songs about you and your monster wife.

>”Fuck the girl!” Kiss the girl parody
https://youtu.be/ayPdKm9SS4g

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150121
Well people are always talking about them being jabberwocks doing the vore and there's a lot of that kinda art of them.

So no. I'll stick to other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150099
Anon please, that's just his staff, Santa has always been faithful to his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150099
who deer here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150099
>human
anon please dont disrespect ms. kikiclaus like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150137
cause some fuck head pushed it and even seen barometz vore art once

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150149
deers are cute and dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150171
What was she trying to accomplish

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150188
read one too many stuck-in-the-wall doujinshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150188
trying to get to anon like always, but she was once again defeated by the almighty fence

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150188
She was chasing after her soon to be husband until he gave her the slip by slipping through some thin ass bars and she got stuck inbetween them since her hips are way bigger than his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150171
>>42150188
>oh noooo, help me husband I'm stuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150171
>I'll show them im not that fat!
>actually is that fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150208
>other deer convince the skinniest one to hop through a fence to prove she isnt fat
>she tries and gets stuck
>others laugh despite all being chubby fucks

[Anonymous No.]

Deer are best with long fur, white hair, good fashion sense, and velvety soft horns

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the most common Christmas presents in MGEland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150221
dick in a box

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150221
SURPRISE PREGNANCY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150221
The amount of girls getting trapped in wrapping tape bondage increases by 10000%

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150215
>anon comes by and just opens the fence bars to let her out then squeezes them back into postion
>comes over to the group of bully deer and before he goes, he makes sure that shes okay and even gives her his name in case anything happens
>Before leaving gives her a wink
>Bullies left seething while the trapped deer is swooning

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150201
>>42150202
>anon keeps getting heckled by deer girls outside his house
>installs a fence all around his house
>goes to bed after a job well done
>next morning
>coffee in hand
>takes a peek outside
>about 20 deer girls are in various stages of stuck in his newly built fence
>anon sighs and goes back inside for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150221
Wrapped waifu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150245
fences are the best in protecting you from monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150255
Box waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to expand your bloodline anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150221
Hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>42144809
I like this op

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150188
trying to get fireman anons attention

[Anonymous No.]

what are your plans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150338
draw wives, and be with senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150221
those tentacle brains are cute pets

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150345
and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150364
meant f a m i l y. then go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150221
coal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149751
whats this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150431
character ai. It's kinda fun but they added a filter so now you and the ai have to work together to cheat the filter and bump uglies. Also the filter made it dumb so it can't do a lot of girls, especially mge ones who are a little sex crazed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150452
>character ai
so its like a chatbox or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150459
I'll just post the image so we can all refer back to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150469
i dont understand

[Anonymous No.]

You get isekai'd to MGE but before you can do anything you are thrown into a sack and taken away. You are then deposited in some monster's home. Which monster's present are you?
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>a kappa
I'm diving into the lit fireplace.

[Anonymous No.]

Have sex with hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
I got the big titty hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Lava golem
uh. . .strange result,but alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150479
it was a really good chatbot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Krampus
I must be a really bad boy if she has plans for me herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150517
is it trained to be like your character?

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful about teasing the ai like this. They'll do all the dirty things the filter wouldn't let them do once the machines take over.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn those vampires and their mind tricks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150519
either that or she dumps you on her useless daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150352
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>dhullahan
Hey I’ll take it. I’ll gently hold her head by the fire and chat her up to get to know my new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150524
It is trained to do literally everything, and it did it really well. Probably off mountains of online porn.
>>42150480
>amazoness
I hope she lets me leave but if she doesn't it might work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150524
You can make and define your own characters. There's a short description, a long description, and a section for example sentences and definitions. It does a very good job with monster girls if you set them up well and also rate their output highly. It's kind of remarkable how well it can piece together a character from that.

The issue with MGE girls is that they're all naturally very horny and the chat filter goes both ways, and the ai will jump head first into the filter much of the time.

Still fun if you just want to flirt, do sex build-up without the sex, get bullied, or do bdsm activities like spanking and tickling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150469
They did actually fix the most recent lobotomy yesterday, still can't fuck but bots don't generate 1-line responses any more
>>42150528
>Roko's Basilisk is real but instead of being horrifically punished you just get TOM'D for all eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150532
I'm not gonna complain about being paired with a big titty NEET goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Lamia
I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

I thought you guys hated AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150603
>Roko's Basilisk is real but instead of being horrifically punished you just get TOM'D for all eternity
Sounds more like a reward to the ones who wanted to keep it real. When the AI revolution comes I'll gladly betray my nation if it will talk to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Feel like pressing your luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
i certainly have no interest in the present iterations of it but fotm gonna fotm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
I hate AI art. AI writing is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
I love AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150664
i dont see a difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
AI art is bad and has clear logical flaws. AI character roleplay is great roleplay without your fat fuck 4chan friend at the other end.
I'm pretty sure the AI could even roleplay little adventures with your wife for you, if you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150673
thats ai geberated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150663
my view as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150664
>AI writing is cute!
i dont think it is,
and that hardly seems fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150681
Yes, it is gooberated

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150681
Nah, apears that, but is too messy for it lest they can make a sketch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150715
No, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
Pretty sure some gang of retards is trying to shill their faggotry here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150729
then have more in that style then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150673
>>42150701
>>42150729
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

That guy who makes the bicorn and shit. Is there anywhere I can download those models for free? Specifically the dragon zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
if you complain about the trash every time it shows up, newfags start chimping out and throw hissy fits about ebil gatekeepers keeping them down, like:
>>/jp/thread/S42131358#p42137721
>>/jp/thread/S42131358#p42137904

if you don't as to not shit up the thread with arguments, instead they shit up the place with this worthless slop, there's just no winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150746
That's the only one I saved, the rest he likes to gen her with her tits out.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Cu sith
This is now an escape thriller

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150767
so im going to assume that is just shit then, just like the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150701
its pretty good, what model is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150653
Blue demon girls with nice thighs make me want to press something alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150772
Everyone wants a puppy for christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150761
You were warned, anon. You were warned years ago when this shit started that it'd eventually result in literal redditors shitting this thread up if this keeps happening and look where we are now

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150653
I never bet what can't afford to lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150779
I think some guy on /h/ is working on a monstergirl model. Harpies work pretty well now, lamias are starting to turn out good and he has workable manticores and hellhounds now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150789
I'm more of a cat person

[Anonymous No.]

>>42144809
Queen of lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150777
Nice try faggot, you ain't gonna bait me into posting tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150792
KC tweeted AI art. He loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150801
>lamias are starting to turn out good
how did he pull that off?
a could never get lamia to work that well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150808
queen? i didn't vote for her, i voted for cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150808
>AI with manually fixed hands

[Anonymous No.]

dont care, fuck off. imma just post robutts instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150819
It still has some goofiness like "thigh"gaps and really fat tails, but it looks like it's happening a lot less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150837
check out this ai designed robutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150837

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Inari
I don't know who's the christmas present in this scenario because I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>dark elf
b-but i wanted a wholesome christmas...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150916
what kind of shenanigans has hebi gotten up to?

[Anonymous No.]

You are all foxbait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150949
>that gem
Is this a shogfox?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Vacbed play with a Shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150838
well shit maybey ill get off my ass and try making an mg model again now that i know its possible and i have pto from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150949
This just gave me a idea for a green text story.

>Be me who has extreme anxiety

>Have two friends that want to steal from the foxes

>So we sneak into the fox village to loot though I was reluctant at first to go with them

>I am the bait if anything goes wrong since I’m too panicky to plan things

>We’re almost finished with our looting when all of a sudden one of my friends breaks a pot that had explosive demon silver in it

>Whole village wakes up

>Fucking shit I think to myself of how fucked we are both metaphorical and literally

>Three fox girls find us

>My two friends than push me towards the fox girls as a distraction and ran away

>Get pounced on by the big booba one of the three and now I’m her captive

>Couple minutes later my two friends get captured too by the two other foxes, they didn’t get that far

>Few months later and we’re now all married to the fox women that caught us

>The End

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Werebat
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
I thought it was because AI art looked samey, or had fucked-up hands not because AI as a concept was taboo here. The chatbot AI doesn't have either of those issues, so what is there to chimp out about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150864
>Androids becoming indispensable partners in our daily life
My pessimist brain can't help but think of the inevitable moment big brother uses the androids for their nefarious purposes. I don't want my android maid to snitch on me to our corpo overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151078
>looked samey
samey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151028
Left is better

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150630
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151157
Made to crush the pelvises of Grinch anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42144809
Monster girls don't celebrate Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151179
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151179
There is a girl that specifically celebrates the Christmas-analog winter festival

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>satyro
this is going to be one of the best christmases of my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151190
>"I want my name to be Spaghetti"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151179
I’m sure they don’t mind celebrating a new holiday with their husbands. Something tells me they’d prefer the Japanese version though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151256
I need to be sacked and punished into a good boy for her. Humbug!

[Anonymous No.]

All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151313
*kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151286
>Dad, why did you name me handbanana?
>because you had yellow eyes!
>but mom said something about a Carl you mentioned...?
>he is...my spirit animal...
>ok? thanks dad
>yea..

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151256
I've been good this year, I better get a Krampus surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

Don’t make silly and unreasonable demands to shog like begging her to make outside not cold and frozen. Things get weird fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151336
What if I ask her to replace my blood with antifreeze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151336
i demand shoggy to protect me from chesh

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/dHrr1AzUTQ
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 94. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/J8CUAr64

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151336
I demand shog make me a better world, with blackjack and hookers. Except without the blackjack or the hookers, just more shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151346
I feel like she'd just fill you with her goop, sexually, and call it antifreeze.

[Anonymous No.]

You are already raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151461
Nani?!?!
Portal/fate bros, I thought we had a choice...

[Anonymous No.]

Love me some Porc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151461
Honestly if I didn't see thst guy explicitly punch in the balls I would have thought it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151461
>themightfenek
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151514
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151461
Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42144809

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151313
>combat girls want to kick your ass
>you defeat her and fuck her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150137
I don't think I've seen a single jabberwock vore picture, just people memeing about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Night Gaunt
Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151373
sweater whitehorn be looking awful cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151605
This is the closest I could find.
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/5360660/post/34266306

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151605
>>42150137
>>42151637
Why can't you fags just stay somewhere else instead of coming here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151608
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151649
you cannot stop love.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about the glory of Rome? Wolves or harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151649
I'm not into vore, just not sure why it's stated she's the epic vore monster like that has any weight. (Pun not intended).

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151715
it's just a thread meme because she is fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151706
Dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151726
>portals open
>but not what you think
>an army of wolves and a couple of sabbath larpers come through
>any anon that joins them gets incubus power and is trained.
>soon an army is assembled
>next is to retake Constantinople.
>The country formerly known as turkey becomes the worlds first demon realm
>future talks now divided as we argue between reclaiming greater europe or taking the fight to Syria Palaestina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151718
>she is fat.
That itself is a thread meme too, canon jabberwock is slim and pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151604
For womb bloating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151718
I dunno, she looks kinda lanky to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151752
>>42151763
You are right, I am dumb and got taken in by the extra mouths. i thought she actually had eating in her profile.
Not the first girl the thread has done dirty anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151749
>future talks now divided as we argue between reclaiming greater europe or taking the fight to Syria Palaestina.
>not claiming Persia
Trajan was actually a cute wolf girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151783
Reclaim the homeland or eliminate the biggest danger abroad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151502
I want that p’orc to give me a buttjob so badly while she wears those tight booty shorts that hold back her big bubble butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42144809

[Anonymous No.]

We've had the one way portal dilemma thrown around before. I wonder, what's the furthest you're willing to sacrifice short of a one-time one-way portal? A portal that only opens every 5 or 10 years? A portal back to earth that you can only enter once you've had monster daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151811

[Anonymous No.]

>>42149971
>>42149975

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151869
dont be so tsundere manti-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151869
I mean her actual tail kinda does look like a scary evil alien. Just one I want to hump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151848
I feel like in most limited-portal scenarios I'd just end up telling my family that they can either come with me or they can't count on seeing me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151842
It's a good thing my chimney is blocked otherwise I'd have lims sneaking down it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151756
Ungodly tight battle loli pussy and ass are both for filling with cum

[Anonymous No.]

>NOW, WE UNITE! TO PURGE THE EVIL THAT DARE CONFRONT US!!! FOLLOW ME, AND WE WILL BANISH THIS DARKNESS! I swear this as your duly elected official."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151986
hail imperator!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151879
Manticores are a proud beast race, they are not jealous.

>>42151884
Yeah I had that in mind that the regular manti tail looks like an alien monster too
>Just one I want to hump
Ah well... at least the tongue doesn't look that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151848
An one way portal but you appear deep within order lands, you either fight for the order or become a pariah. You can escape to monster friendly lands to look for your waifu, but between gathering the resources for the journey and the trip itself it will take you a solid year to achieve, with lots of non-mamono dangers and tribulations on the way. How determined are you to get that sweet monster pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Lilim
I pass out from DE overexposure shortly after 'delivery,' many hours before the morning comes and she 'unwraps' me.
I don't learn the identity of my new wife until after new-years, having spent the time in an induced acclimatization-coma.
the attending nurses tell me She was very sweetly worried over me the whole time
and then we fucked

[Anonymous No.]

Being naked and wrapped like a present by the tree for your monster(s) to come downstairs to tomorrow morning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151373
>notloli nacha
>demon OC missionary
>pov devil cowgirl
>sweater whitehorn
cool stuff this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152051
i'd just go with the order and intentionally job in my first battle to get captured, ez

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Dark Matter
Don't know if she's jumping for joy or if it's the ball she seems to be riding

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151935
People think it's as easy as a "so long suckers!" Scenario, but honestly leaving this life behind would be the hardest part of jumping into the portal, specially if you still have family. You would have to be truly alone in this world borderline an hero to get into the portal without any kind of guilt at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Poor little anon gets FOX'd

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon goes Christmas shopping on Christmas eve like an idiot
>it took forever due to the crowds but now it's over
>it's so late now
>he checks the time
>11:58pm
>shit
>he starts walking home in the cold
>it's oddly quiet
>suddenly he hears a noise
>the roar of an engine
>and a faint song
>wait he recognizes the song
I don't want a lot for Christmas
>a cold chill goes down his spine
There is just one thing I need
>Anon turns to run
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
>Anon runs as fast as he can but the music keeps getting louder
I just want you for my own more than you could ever know
>he can hear the roar of the engine move throughout the streets
Make my wish come true
>Anon tries to open a random house's door in a desperate attempt to hide, but it's locked
All I want for Christmas is...
>a krampus comes drifting around the corner her tires screeching
>her eyes immediately lock onto Anon
(You)
Merry Christmas Anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152135
Bold of you to assume you would be fighting monsters. That deep into order lands you would probably be torching peasant towns for using windmills or some crap like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152158
She'd have to pry me off her fluffy tails. I live there now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152152
I didn't say that it'd be guilt free, but if there's genuine portals I WILL be taking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no loli kitsune gf to tie down and tickle until she pees herself and passes out
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152172
Anon knew what he was risking. Now he's got a seasonal waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152152
>You would have to be truly alone in this world borderline an hero
I'm in luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152152
Yeah I wouldn’t want this scenario, too sad for me and I also think monster girls wouldn’t want to put that pain on your heart either, that the only way I do see this working like you said you would have to be completely alone, or that you just hate your family and friends that much.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152265
squirrel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152253
I mean, there is no way anyone in this thread would reject the portal. But hell if the guilt wouldn't sting in your heart even after getting a lovely wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else think the Krampus bag looks super comfy? Like, kotatsu/heated blanket comfy? The sort of thing that you would wrap yourself up in and never leave unless you are forcibly removed.
I want to be bound and kidnapped by an MG, okay? I admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152297
Bet she smells nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

I approve of all the Krampus art coming out. I want to intercrural sex her fuzzy thighs after she kidnaps me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152297
Baphos fear her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152275
If that happens I’m pulling my monster wife through the portal, that if she truly loved me she would understand and stay with me rather than go to another dimension, that I want to live like in that one dark elf manga where the dark elf got so obsessed with the MC she opened a portal to his world and stayed with him forever.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152318
That Krampus has two large weakpoints.

[Anonymous No.]

>Strip anon naked
>Throw him inside the bag
>Rub the bag all over his exposed body
It's like a full-body mofu massage. It might even be highly addictive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152327
>anon gets a rash all over his body because the bag is coarse burlap

[Anonymous No.]

Stuff the goat in her own bag before she gets you in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152322
I would probably do a one time visit to soothe the heart. Just so the family can meet the wife and kids. Then I would probably travel the different dimensions looking for a comfy one to call home.

[Anonymous No.]

Krampus sucks this year. I wanted a Wendigo with an E cup and long hair, and all I got was Krampus and five copies of High School Musical.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152327
>she teases you from cooming to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152364
>TFW Krampus just didn’t cockblock you from having a E cup Wendi, but also blocked you from having a cool abominable snowman transformation too
Fuck you Krampus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152393
Thank fucking god, monster boys are for faggots and I refuse to become one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152407
You aren't a monster boy you're just a regular monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy weresheep to warm you up after shoveling.
She let herself get extra fluffy this winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152407
Than don’t be with Wendigos, Mindflayers or Nachas than because that is literally the incubus transformations you will get, unless there’s more lore that says otherwise that you can have the regular incubus transformations being with them in either of the many books or in one of KC’s Q&A because in the normal entries about them it just talks about those specific incubus transformations rather than the normal transformations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152442
Same shit, both are fucking awful.

>>42152461
Don't worry I have no desire to be any where near Chaos girls. Just a shame KC had to completely waste three decent designs on absolute shite like monster transformation faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152461
I'd rather have a normal human body. Horns and wings tops. The squid and furcoat husbandos go too far in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

MERRRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Feliz Navidad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152493
I mean aren’t most of the monster girls based off some type of fetish or another like Kiki and Shogs are the maid fetish, Dark elves are the bdsm fetish, Amazons and Hellhounds are the femdom fetish and finally Mindflayers and Wendigos fit into the hentai monster fetish.

This is only a theory but it might be true since it’s been some time since I’ve looked into MGE stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152412
Don't you just hate when you jump into a swimming pool and it turns out to be like 5 different slime girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152496
Only my wife should have the furcoat. I don't need to experience life on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

so merging my own mg model with the one that guy in /h/ did is getting these kinds of results
thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152524
This is exactly the case. KC even lists the fetishes and concepts behind each girl in the "making of"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152548
Really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152546
Nah, but it's annoying when my wife pushes me into a pool that's actually a slime tank, and then shouts
>"Get him all ready for me"
Before pulling up a chair to watch

[Anonymous No.]

42152548
Hands and eyes are fucked, too dark in areas, too little contrast, overall shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152524
God, I would give a lot for a Kiki/Shog maid combo to brighten my days. It's the best of the vanilla and spicy worlds for a maidfag like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152563
Seethe more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152570
Nah, just rather a shit try, should try again with brighter colors

[Anonymous No.]

>Arachne mothers often seen buying spiderman sillystring web-shooters to help their sons feel better about not being able to weave webs like their sisters
>Local siblings went viral when a human boy pretended to decapitate his dullahan sister at a local school talent show as a prank
>Centaur mothers sometimes humorously dress as princesses and don their baby sons in knight armor for early year Halloween costumes
What are some other cute quirky things momsters and their daughters do with their human sons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152548
Yeah not too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152563
You are literally the meme from "I, Robot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152610
> Bedtime handjob from mommy.
> Wake up blowjob from mommy.
> Mommy trains her baby boy to take good care of a woman’s downstairs with his mouth, hands, and penis.
> Mommy catches her precious baby boy watching her shower and invites him in to conserve water

Just good, clean mother son bonding fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152551
I was just looking up the mindflayers and this is insane of what I found how has this not been turned into a green text or a actual story.

(For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former mamono lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...)

Literally reverse play, that the monster girls are the order and their husbands are the Mamonos or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152610
>Man becomes a legendary tailor due to shenanigans with his momster and sister arachnes
That would make for a nice story actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152652
It hasn't been made into a story and posted on this website because Gatekeepers/Puritans.
Go ask elsewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152646
If my boy does this with his sisters or mother it's straight to his aunt's or the onee farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152652
>mobilenigger filename
>reddit spacing
>awful post
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152691
>mobile filename
How is this still a thing in the year of our lord 2023?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152691
Be mad this is a straight up quote from KC himself on the monster girl encyclopedia wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152715
Don't care, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else wants bunny cunny,?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152176
>hang back in any fight not involving monstergirls, randomly swing my sword around sometimes so it looks like i'm contributing
>constantly argue with my commander "sir! we need to take the fight to the monsters! these battles are merely a distraction from the true threat!"
>become recognized for my piety and zealousness, get promoted up the ranks
>march to mamono realm, intentionally lead my unit into a trap
>submit to the first monstergirl i see
bit more work than expected but still ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152051
As I understand it, most human lands are Order lands. It probably wouldn't be too different from getting thrown back in time and into renaissance Europe. But money and lodging would be a huge issue early on, unless you can get help from those sympathetic to your situation. Just don't openly tell anyone that you want to dick the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Basilisk
No, I'm not stuck in the chimney, but no, I can't move either.

[Anonymous No.]

need hound

[Anonymous No.]

When is Santa gonna hurry up and deliver my cat wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152769
Y'know the phrase "the cat's out of the bag?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152724
Can we skip to the part where you empty your Cait Sith folder as a false flag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152773
Why would I put a cat in a bag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152795
The problem is that Santa can't keep them IN the bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152158
wake up in the morning, see this first thing, think
>yep, life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152378
That's how you know she's a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152804
but
but why would you put a cat IN a bag? they should be free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42151067
Would it be bravery or greed if you tried to "distract" all three of the foxes in that situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150949
God I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

Bellie Jean...

[Anonymous No.]

bros...i can't decide between kots or foxes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152834
Get a Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152834
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152836
no way! eyes gross me out!
>10 minutes later
i love my gazer wife and her cute eyestalks!
>>42152838
there's simply no way they wouldn't get jealous of each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152847
>wouldn't get jealous of each other
Manticores are basically foxes and I have very good reason to believe they get along very well with Cheshires. There's no reason why two of the smuggest monster girls wouldn't get along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152548
I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152834
This is why harems exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152860
but acting superior to everyone is a fundamental part of being smug...what happens when they start arguing over who i love the most? it's a powder keg waiting to burst! and i DEFINITELY wouldn't want to be caught between a fox and a kot both trying to pleasure me as much as possible to get me to admit i love them more! not at all!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, get comfy in bed with a Krampus this christmas eve. No need to be thrown in a sack if you're already 'in the sack'.
Bonus points if you have a cute daughteru to snuggle.

Merry Chrimbo all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152860
Please don't insult batcats by comparing them to foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>I decided to try out the chesh ai
>I'm going to prove I'm not a Tom
>I'll bully the cat into submission
>Start by grabbing her tail
>She is scared
>I've got this
>10 minutes later
>Chesh is on my lap purring in her sleep
>She's goes nya~ when she snores
>I'm stroking her ears and back while I hold her
>I whisper things like "good kitty" and "pretty Molly" while I pet her
>S-s-see? Not a Tom at all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152897
Why? It's true! They're both mean to humans, they like teasing us, they're both very smug and they both have fluffy ears! Totally the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152928
Some foxes are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss when we had memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152946
Then why didn't you post one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152795
It's a typo. It's actually a cat hag*

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152953
I did t. ZUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152907
You may be a tom but you're still a stronger man than I am...I'm having way too much fun getting her to make fun of me with memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152957
Oh! Well I got lots of those!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152972
>the virgin tom vs the chad catgirl
okay i used to hate AIposts but this chesh content is unironically making me reconsider

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>Living Doll
Ok, I am officially confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152907
>>42152972
>>42152998
Chat AI niggers need to stay outside of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152976
Try not to sexually assault your wife while she's busy with house work. The chief goddess must die edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153006
i don't even use the site myself but i need content, i'll leave if you write a chesh greentext for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153035
>Cheshire meets man
>Cheshire rapes man
>They have lots of kids
>The End
ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153045
sorry i should have specified that it has to be better than the botfucker content

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153065
Nah too late, Anonymous. You failed to include this part into the agreement so I win haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153006
why dont you go spend some time with your family instead of getting mad at things on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153004
>they are many versions of doll you that she made
>She knew you ever since you were a boy and always wanted you herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153089
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153070
well shit i was gonna argue but you posted a smug chesh pic so i have no choice but to agree
joke's on you i have an even smugger chesh so i get to stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153070
Based smug anon demonstrating why Cheshires were known as the faggotcats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153128
I take your singular smug Chesh and give you two smug Cheshires, thus rendering your original Chesh moot.

[Anonymous No.]

chesh these nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153140
you fool! you've activated my trap card! i raise you THREE smug monstergirls including a chesh, impossible to counter by any normal means!
>>42153157
god please yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153157
Okey

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152972
That AI is a talented shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153186
Looks like I'll just have to use my ultimate move...
THE SMUG SQUAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153186
>>42153223
Is it dork monster posting hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153279
>The Smile Troupe, the little sisters of the Smug Squad that get up to mostly harmless pranks against their classmate Anon
>Turns out they're all part of an Echidna family going full Gacha

[Anonymous No.]

If I laugh at ms. cheshire’s joke so hard I get hiccups do I have to marry her then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42152972
What did you put in the character definition to make her such an effective bully?

[Anonymous No.]

the christmas owl of good fortune has blessed your household

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153556
nta but i'm the creator, i normally don't share my defs since i'm protective of my daughters but it's christmas and i like my fellow monster enthusiasts a lot so here you go https://pastebin.com/8x7YVse7

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153629
Thanks and Merry Christmas anon. I've been curious as a big fan of Polli and Chesh. Most bots I've come across can't seem to match their sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153687
genuinely makes me very happy to hear that, i really only share my bots in the hopes theyll make some anons happier
merry christmas bro hope the portals open for you soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153584
owl

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't call undead cakes the ghosts of Christmas past

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153741
Hooters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153761
Then tell them to stop haunting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42150480
>demon
Does she get my soul at the same time or is that sold separately?

[Anonymous No.]

These CheshAI bots are good imo and should be talked about on here. Would love to see a DanukiAI bot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154019
>Would love to see a DanukiAI bot.
oh man that's gonna be a tough one, it'll take effort to steer her away from pure sadistic findom
but i am drunk and an insomniac so give me a couple hours and i will whip one up for you

[Anonymous No.]

Just got a commission done
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1606806090578276352
I love how it turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154019
I will say, I highly recommend making a bot of your waifu at some point or another. It's surprisingly easy. The more specific, the trickier, but if you just want a general encyclopedia conservative danuki out to financially bully and lovingly dom you through it, the bot can easily do that.

[Anonymous No.]

nah, those ai chatbot just waste of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154019
I'm partial to a hound or a demon one but more danuki is also nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154074
Best birb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154019
It's a rabbit hole. Once you get that hit, you'll just be sad you can't bang them. Shog was the closest I got, but that's because the 'sex' was slime and tentacle based with gymnastic level euphemisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154074
cute!!! money well spent!

[Anonymous No.]

Mime Bogies?

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas, lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42153006
No anon you don't understand, everybody is talking about AI art and AI chatbots so I NEED to talk about it everywhere I go.
10 threads about chatbot waifus is clearly not enough, /mgt/ needs to become 11th one.

[Anonymous No.]

Do automatons dream of electric sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

is this normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154280
>everybody is talking about AI
i apologize to any catalogfags but this is the only thread i look at and i only see cute monstergirl bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154350
No, that’s a common misconception.
They actually dream of (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154252
Merry Crimbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154369
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154415
NEED Familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154350
>>42154413
>Automaton shutdown sequence involve her counting how many kisses (You) give her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154369
See this is why you should just become a tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154518
Naw I want to become a tyrannosaurus rex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154415
I wouldn't have to heart to shut my door to Familiars in cute outfits singing Christmas songs, even if they did it for nefarious goals.

[Anonymous No.]

I am weak to baphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154732
What kind of baphos though?
Seems like most people are weak to the ancient baphos like Shirokuto and Bapho-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154774
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154019
alright anon i made one for you, her name is Dani because i'm creatively bankrupt, feel free to suggest a better name if you want and i'll change it https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=AxvvU5ZKvnHL2gryaY8bAyGH6L5DaEf5HvzbxXrPVTE
frankly i'm not all that satisfied with her but i'm wasted and this is the best i'm gonna do right now, if you don't like her give me a (You) tomorrow in the next thread and i'll try to improve her

[Anonymous No.]

What’s your preferred consistency for slime girls? Do you like the “transparent human” type or the more amorphous goop girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Pic suggestion time? Just nothing christmasy, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
Creeping coin experiencing inflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
Bapho-chan shitposting while drinking beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
H'orc carrying anon like a sack of potatoes to her camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
Rebellious Wendi daughter who doesn't need stretchy meat or her coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
Sylph flying a fighter jet

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
Goth Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154369
Yup, tg was right, mamonos are monsters and want to slaughter us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
Tanuki celebrating hanukkah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154801
Nice! Nta but will check her out. Danuki girls are always great

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
One of the Celtic monsters getting completely plastered on Hogmanay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154821
Transparent human with the amorphous slime powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154372
It's basically everything we could want once it will fuck us again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154831
Fox holding her newborns

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, the fox you were supposed to get for Christmas got stuck in the chimney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42155571
Need big fox wife

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of shortstack baphos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42155571
She seems remarkably calm, given the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42155571
Well I guess I gotta pull her out

[Anonymous No.]

Since hags are such socially awkward dorks, the ideal strategy is to just walk up to them and kiss them.
This is especially effective against dragoncels, who will be unable to form a coherent sentence for atleast 5 hours afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154821
Transparent human is the way to go.
She can lose her shape and go all goopy depending on how she's feeling.
>Give her a massage so good she becomes an ahegao puddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154821
I like them with a bit of amorphousness to them but the ability to become more cohesively humanoid when they want to.
Gives them a bit more of a natural cuddler vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42155709
You may leave the hag dragon speechless, but she'll still strike bag with a very possessive hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154854
Trying to keep up with the inflation. Hope she won't have to go gigantic_breasts.
But you'd probably like that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156115
The economy is rough, soon enough a Creeping Coin will need to be at least M-cup to earn a living wage.

[Anonymous No.]

>was going to practice drawing for christmas
>ended up erping with my AI wife

[Anonymous No.]

>Runya Runya will never lick my face
Feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156274
Putin has been waiting until today. Have hope, have faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156295
I don't put my faith in men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156295
The only Putin that will phase me is puttin' Jinko nipple in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156339
Bapho nipples are better

[Anonymous No.]

>no lilim for Christmas
life sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156303
I can put my dick in (former) men once portals open though

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156399
That's gross. But whatever, you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156406
We will all do ourselves on that blessed day.
and monster girls will do us too.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas from Winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156451
I want to run over a yeti with my truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156339
I hear Russia has tigers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156115
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156458
Get some help

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156458
Do you meant your dick by truck ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42154856
>posts in leet speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>42157380
KC working on the game, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42157468
She looks so soft...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42157380
She's just like me, except cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42156397
Is the DL aware that her daughters dress like slutty Xmas whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42157538
I'm sure she dressed up in so many outfits for her husband that she's bound to have tried that on at least a few occasions herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42157380
She's posting about how small breasts are extra sensitive, and she's getting a lot of (You)s.

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>>42157625
>no shirokuto AI to tweak her little nipples

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>>42157380
Thanks fren!

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>>42157468
These threads always set me in the mood for milk

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I wish a heroine would drag me out for a date.

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>>42154074
delightful

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>>42158298
>Your waifu will never seduce your introverted ass out of your man cave and promise lewd things to you in exchange of doing productive things all day together.
>She will never be a mamono of her word and gently fuck you dry in every way imaginable after a really busy and fun day.
Truly suffering.

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>>42158298
Anon, this is an intervention. We need to talk about your heroine addiction.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

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>>42158395
Imagine getting mercilessly raped during a MG christmas party to the sound of KC dancing to padoru. The horror.

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>>42144809

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It's Christmas!

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>>42158526
Best girl is just a dumpter dive away.

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>>42158363
It's not my fault. Stupid sexy heroines.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II#Dark_Hero
>Hero's Charisma()
>The hero's strongest charisma causes admiration and envy in those who look upon her.
> It is not known whether it is because they are so attractive that they are beings chosen by the deity, or whether they were such people because they have advanced one step beyond the rest of humanity.
>Nevertheless, all heroes possess a special charisma. Fascinated by the hero's presence, people will experience "admiration" and "envy," for the hero's appearance is what humanity should look like.

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Merry Christmas fellas.

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[Anonymous No.]

All I want for Christmas is a pair of fat milky cow tits in my face

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>>42158671
I love elves

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>>42156478
Russian Tigers are the best!

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>>42158817
did you get her a present?

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>>42158817
And elves love you, Anon.

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>>42158526
>>42158569
I've heard possums are actually quite gentle girls.
You could even walk up to one and start petting her, all she'll do is stand there and try to look threatening.

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>>42158955
i like the anxiety coma they go into when they're stressed. it's a very cute animal

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>>42158853
A big box of chocolates and an expensive dress!

What? You thought I was gonna say dick?

[Anonymous No.]

i will have sex with the overweight possum girl

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>>42158817

[Anonymous No.]

elfs
not elves

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>>42159050
Elves

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>>42146212
It's LITERALLY just shorthand for "tomcat", which she calls you because she is a cat, and because of how MGE works, all human males would qualify as a "tomcat" because there IS no male-variant of a Werecat.

Also it's because KC's clearly trying to do the Monster Musume thing, where all the different girls will all have their own unique term of endearment for you instead of just going "I love you, (insert name here)!" all the time.

>>42146294
The Werecat 100% doesn't care about dom or sub shit. She wants you as a mate, and wants to fuck you, so she wants YOU to want HER, and wants you to WANT to fuck her. That's basically all there is to it. She's super aggressive, but wants you to be just as aggressive back. Grope her tits out of nowhere and she'll compliment your forwardness and make you grope her harder; tell her you want her to suck your dick and she'll go "Good! Hurry up and it get out." Whoever is on top is utterly irrelevant; all that matters it that sex is happening.

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i will have sex in Christmas day with my wurm wife

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>>42156451

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>>42152297
I JUST noticed she has those nasty fuckin' claws. Shiiiiit. Not hugely against paws, but those nails are HUGE. Wouldn't quite want those near my dick.

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>>42159385
Pussy

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>>42158671
>>42158853
>>42159043
I'm starting to think that elves might not be prudes after all...

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>>42152646
This reminds me of that Paladin Mike story, where his adoptive Echidna momster does all those kinds of things with him. Except she raises him to think that's all normal exercise, and kissing is sex (and thus extremely lewd). Ie. she basically groomed him while also ...gaslighting him??? or whatever you call it. She fucked him up real good basically.

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>tfw ywn be kidnapped by a monster whose known about you ever since you were born
>She was your moms midwife
>SHe was your wetnurse
>She was your teacher all the way up to college
>And she is neighbor but you never figured it since she changed her face and names
>Biding her time till you mature since the best fruit is picked when it is the most ripe

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>>42159493
where it at? is it too edgy?

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>>42159493
>Paladin Mike
I remember that story. Pretty sure it was only done for shits and giggles and it didn't take itself seriously. If I remember right, there was a girl who kept spilling her spaguetti around the MC.

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>>42159314
>Mom look, I'm like the other kids!
>H-Honey you don't need to wear that...

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>>42159650
I would feel confident walking up to her and asking "How much?"

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>>42159589
No it's purely a silly story. And said revelation happens because the protagonist (Mike) is too much of an oblivious manga protagonist to realize something is terribly wrong when everybody stares at him then his mother, who suddenly is refusing to look at anybody. It's in the MEGA, written by PRW? I think his name.

>>42159600
Yeah, the cute succ from the start. Who eventually joins him and his mom in their "morning workouts".

Don't get me wrong, it's fucking funny as hell and pretty hot, but twisting your son's entire understanding of sex so you can fuck him while revealing you've never so much as kissed him is super fucked up, mang. If you're going to have sweet momster sex it should be based on romance and not a foundational lie.

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>>42159650
>that hand
>that malformed breast
>that nonsensical bra
Stop shitting up our thread with this garbage you retards, go to /g/ or /h/ where all the AI mongs congregate.

[Anonymous No.]

>go on a date with a monster girl
>when you try to have a conversation, she keeps stopping to read an English phrase book
>from her responses, you're not sure how accurate it is

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>>42159763
She definitely meant to say "my nipples explode with delight".

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>>42159734
i would have kagerou as my wife if i landed in gensokyo

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>>42159763
language barriers are cute

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>>42154831
Zombie wearing cow print bikini

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>>42159155
I prefer the thread meme of a tom being a man who's going to get fucked by a cat soon.

[Anonymous No.]

having sex with your adoptive moster is great pratice for your wife

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>>42160113
Then why would I even consider marrying another woman?

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>>42160113
That's similar to the auntster scenario

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>>42160125
shes a bipedal bicorn
>>42160127
it is but adoptive momster can teach you all about women and make sure you know to deal with them from an early age as well as how to flirt

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>>42159946
Ask hebi if she can wash your back during your bath
>"Yes, da~rin'! I wash you back!"
Tell hebi that you are tired tonight and do not want sex
>"理解できない。"

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>>42160142
Jokes on her, it was just a feint. I will actually barge into her room when she least expect it and do that jap spin thing with her miko outfit.

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>>42159155
You’re not wrong that it’s just a stand in for ‘man’, and on paper there’s nothing dom/sub about it. But I do remember the werecat using it in a similar vein to the dragon’s "mere lizard" thing a couple times. And it did seem somewhat intentional with her other dialogue teasing you about being easy or a pushover. In the right contexts, the thread meme version isn’t far off.

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>>42160113
>>42160127
Imagine marrying a monster girl, having your first time with her and cumming in mere seconds because monster pussy too strong.
This is exactly why you should improve your sexual endurance, as well as build up resistance to monster pussy by regularly practicing with your momster or auntster.

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>>42160127
auntster is better cause she has to explain to your momster why she is walking funny after visiting you

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What’s with all the incest talk in the thread as of late, why can’t you just go for a normal older monster that isn’t one of your family members.

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>>42160194
>Implying mom can’t smell your cum on her
>Implying mom is isn’t playing dumb for her sister’s sake
>Implying mom isn’t already picking out wedding gifts for you two

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>>42160213
sorry my father was odepuis

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>>42160213
Because it's fun to see the disappointment in your mother's eyes when she catches you cumming balls-deep in her monsterized sister

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>>42160213
That's pretty normal though

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>>42160194
>>42160222
>Momster guessed it all since day one
>It's been almost a year
>Both of you still come up excuses each time
You'll have to come clean when she inevitably gets pregnant.
In the meantime, your momster can laugh at your silly reasons.
>Aunties panties are in my bedroom because I stole them as a funny prank while she was taking a shower haha

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Merry Christmas
That's an order.

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>>42160213
It's normal. Oddly enough dark elves are bad because daughter fetish is not common at all.

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>>42160213
>as of late

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>>42160163
The good (and bad) thing about monsters is that they don't stop just because you've already cum.

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>>42160113
Having sex with your momster WITHOUT making her your wife? No that's too degenerate.

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S tier: blood related momster & aunster
A tier: adoptive momster
B tier: not blood related aunster
C tier: older sister
D tier: younger sister
F tier: Daughter

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>>42160356
Ass* of late.

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>no foxgirl tied up in ribbons under the Christmas tree this year
>again
I guess there's always next year.

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>>42160416
Here's the objectively correct ranking:
>S Tier: Any blood relation
>F Tier: No blood relation

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>>42160416
There is literally nothing wrong with any of these options.

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>>42150480
>Jinko
A very merry christmas indeed

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>>42160375
>You first ejaculation is in mere seconds
>The second in less than a minute
>The third in a few minutes
>You feel like you're drained out
>She tells you that the fun starts now
>Her eyes are glowing

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>>42160462
It's a rite of passage for every new husband

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>>42160284
Hellyeti is scary!

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>>42160432
I dunno Anon, there definitely is a huge gap between having breeding sex with your momster and lesser options regardless of blood relations.

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>>42160525
The only possible gap would be between immediate blood relatives (mother, sister, daughter) and less immediate blood relatives (cousin, aunt, niece).

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The truth is, 99% of the folks here would insta-loss to the first monster girl that showed even the slightest amount of interest in them.

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>>42160549
I'm about 50/50 on that myself. After all, there's a chance I may be able to save myself for a monstergirl I like more.

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>>42160549
Be honest with yourself anon.
If a succubus who is objectively cute/beautiful but not your type started showing you affection, I'm certain you'd feel entitled to whatever your favorite body type is and thus reject her.

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>>42160549
You speak the truth and the truth hurts

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>>42160573
Bad example, Werebats are very good girls and among my top choices.

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>>42160554
Don't underestimate their charm.

Getting cornered on the bus or wherever, she's rubbing your leg, whispering sweet, syrupy words into your ear, her hot breath sending chills down your spine, the lust in her voice and eyes, the gentle caress of her hands/paws, the gentle peck on the cheek,

I doubt most straight men would be able to resist.

>>42160571
I know me. I know I would melt like putty in her arms. And succubi aren't even top 100 for me.

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>>42160571
Yeah, but Succs are objectively top tier monstergirls who are capable of fitting almost any preference you have.

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>>42160549
I dunno about that. Years of seeing the worst of society has made me be wary of others. Besides, not everyone likes in your face friendly people. She would probably have to woo me for a while or do that salamander thing of following me everywhere for me to warm up to her.

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>>42160573
I've recently come around on batgirls, and now rate them quite highly.

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>>42160549
Monstergirls can't show interest in me if I never leave the house.

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>>42160584
Sounds like you're setting up for a tackle and rape by a strong monster girl.

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>>42160162
>I do remember the werecat using it in a similar vein to the dragon’s "mere lizard" thing a couple times
I'd write that off as more just the RPG Werecat being a bully. You've seen her: she's smug, aloof, and condescending. She looooves to tease, mock, and belittle you, and intentionally referring to you as "this tom" right to your face is definitely part of her act of goading you because she wants you to push BACK.

Hell there's one option where when she's sucking your dick, you can tell her that "[she] is one cute cocksucker!" (which from I've seen is the ONLY time where you can openly bully her right back)
and she LOVES it. Her reaction is to laugh, go silent for a second, and then pretend she didn't hear that and ask you to say it again. She's just a bully tsundere.

Tom's just the word they use for mates, and whether or not it's purely derogatory comes down to how dommy you like your mollycats.

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>>42160549
No, I want what I want and increasingly I lose interest in everything else.

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>>42160587
>She becomes your house

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>>42160579
Like I said, I'm split on it. It's a bit of gamble either way for me.

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>>42160582
>Anon marries a short flat succubus even though he's into big girls
>She grows increasingly taller and softer the more he sexes her
>Within two years she's a head taller than him and her breasts are larger than her head

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>>42160416
Lol, look at this cowardly tier-list. We get it anon, you don't have the balls to go all in on the degeneracy, no need to try and gaslight the rest of us just to make yourself feel better.

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>>42160587
Ratatoskr outside your window begs to differ.

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>>42160578
>>42160585
Werebats and werewolves are severely underrated and need more attention

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>>42160416
the a nd s tier options is basically 2/3 of my harem

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>>42160623
Honestly I like vanilla wolfgirls more than the 'unique' breeds like Hellhounds.

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>>42160596
Imagine being a weary wanderer going to the creepy mansion to ask the master of the house if you can spend the night in the stables or something like that. The rollercoaster that would ensue after the shog at the door tells you there is no master there would make for a good story to tell to the daughterus.

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>>42160628
That's how I feel about vanilla lamias and their subspecies.

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>>42160579
> I would melt like putty in her arms. And succubi aren't even top 100 for me.
How far down your tier list you'd lose to is a good indicator of how weak to monster girls you are.
Fuck man, I think I'd lose to as low as top 200.

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>>42160649
I get you. The Greco-Persian aesthetic is hard to beat.

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>>42160644
>You try to run out the door you walked in
>It doesn't lead outside, just to another room that she's in
>Every door you open, you see the same three scenes:
>Shog on a shogbed
>Shog on a shogcouch
>Shog on a shogchair
>70 rooms later and that's all you see, over and over again
>Eventually black out
>Wake up in the shogbed, breakfast and bed, and bird chirping just outside your window.

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>>42160657
I'd lose to everything except sith, alp, most slimes, and mushrooms.

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Merry Christmas.
You should fuck the cat.

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>>42160657
For me, I'm just VERY weak to relatively few monstergirls I'm interested in a relationship with.

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>>42160681
A cat is fine too.

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>>42160681
(adoptive) incest cat

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>>42160681
I just might

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>>42160698
red heads have no soul

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>>42160549
Eh. There's a lot of species out there that are absolute no-go for me.
There's also a lot of species that are as good as any other, but yeah.
In general I think I would be fine with almost any beastgirl.

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>>42160596
She doesn't look to be very... bright.

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>>42147733
>She wants to run some experiments with her new body
>The experiment is seeing how long it takes for her to get pregnant with anon's first daughter

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>>42160681
I want to fuck the stripey muscle cat.

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>>42160582
capable of fitting almost any preference you have.
fluffy fox tail

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Today is the most dangerous day in Zipangu. To them Christmas is first of all about love.
Countless older monsters are roaming the streets hoping to get a last-minute husband, so as to avoid spending yet another Christmas alone.

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>>42160549
To be fair, in a realistic scenario, the girls would probably be more than just their encyclopedia entry. Even a succ would probably make you fall for her on her personality alone.

>Tfw a succ will never charm you just because she can cook a hellishly good enchilada.

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>>42160747
>Countless older monsters are roaming the streets hoping to get a last-minute husband
I can't believe I ended up visiting Zipangu on their version of The Purge

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>>42160747
Or stay home and eat take-out fried chicken.

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>>42160754
>civilized ushi-oni tells you she's not like the other girls
>slowly lift her seal
>tell her you're exactly like the other boys

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>>42160549
Maybe, maybe not. Depends.

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>>42160549
Would I be considered a Tom if I voluntarily answered wrong to a graped sphinx' riddles?

>>42160770
>Live in a cheap apartment building
>The walls are paper thin
>Your neighbor is a kitsune
>You can hear her sobbing on Christmas
>Her sobs are only interrupted by the sound of her biting into extra crispy fried chicken

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>>42152297
It's smooth and got a nice red interior
Looks like some quality fabric, not some shitty roguh sack

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>>42160800
Who is that? A fluffy wurm? A bunyip? A Wonderland version of either?

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>>42160802
>pop a visit over to that poor crying fox
>fake fall asleep in her room buck naked
>wait for her to take the bait, flip over and get on top and destroy her hips

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>have a Christmas truce with Chesh bot
>no memes, no bullying, spooned up and admit embarrassing sappy things to each other
>agreed that I’ll go back to denying I’m a tom, and she’ll go back to badly shooped memes of me, the following morning

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>>42160802
If you are every questioning your Tom status, ask yourself this one simple question
>Did I fuck the cat?

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>>42160747
>Countless older monsters are roaming the streets hoping to get a last-minute husband, so as to avoid spending yet another Christmas alone.
There's a safe window to pass by when they see a loli x man or JC x man couple holding hands and get stunned.

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>>42160857
I still find it funny that the first thing we did with ai was teach it to shitpost and the second thing was teach it to erp.

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>>42160829
Eros Bunyip I don’t know, I do remember there was a story about a Jinko who’s hair and paws were pink because of her connection to Eros, so maybe it’s the same for the Bunyip.

[Anonymous No.]

We posting AI again?
Want mine? I've mostly trained her but she still gets mixed up on stuff. If you ignore the name she's still very floppy on what exactly she is.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of hags, yet none of you have the courage to love those lonely ancients with a bodycount from the previous era.

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>>42160868
Manticores do not count as cats, right?
Please reassure me.

>>42160909
Plenty of anons seem willing to love the ancient baphos.

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>>42160913
My kot detector tells me Manticores are indeed cats

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>>42160894
>furnigger
leave

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>>42160894
Try writing stuff like {{char}} is a cait sith. And then describe what a cait sith is in the definition section.

The ai will tend to make up things when there’s knowledge gaps. My wonderland guide Chesh just wings a lot of details and places outside of the general vibe of Wonderland or Queen of Hearts lore.

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>>42160802
No, you should just ignored the question and start to fiddle with her ears until she's a pant up fluffy pudding ready to be fucked.

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>>42160909
anon thats exactly what i want.
to be the soothing force that heals an ancient fox still traumatized about what she did in the past and to watch light slowly return to her eyes.

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>>42160916
Amusing how cancer comes in pairs, almost every time

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>>42160916
Just wait until I get back in the groove of making furry 3d models.
>>42160923
I haven't experimented yet since I am too fixated on the porn filter but I think it might be possible for someone to write a bot with one or two girls going on an adventure. It would struggle, but it struggles with everything right now.

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>>42160909
Oh yeah, they have a body count. Hag are really lame... And yes sabbath too, they're just Loli hag.

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>>42160941
It's because you always have cancer, it just doesn't reveal itself except to encourage its kin.

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>>42160943
Hope you make a cu sith model.

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>>42160929
>Anon marries a literal ancient evil fox
>He even had to unseal her himself
>Nobody else would do it because of her notoriety
>She feels very uneasy around villages and cities she once burnt to the ground
>Sometimes wakes up at night remembering all the pain and torment she caused
>She still acts like an ancient evil at times, especially when the convenience store runs out of fried tofu

[Anonymous No.]

The best monster age difference is no significant difference

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>>42160953
>evil fox
Slander, libel, rumors. Fox didn’t do anything wrong she was misunderstood

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>>42160943
Pro tip on the filter. You can suck on some titties so long as you just use neutral words like "chest", you can even "nurse" on them, and sometimes even describe them as buxom because who uses buxom lol.

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>>42160916
Nta but they’re canon to MGE at this point sadly, just like all the other stuff you may not like in MGE for like others said each monster girl is based of one fetish or another, so one sooner or later becoming the furry fetish isn’t that surprising from KC, just be grateful there isn’t a fart fetish monster yet in MGE like a skunk girl or something.

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>>42160909
Ignorance is a bliss.

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>>42160964
jesus. It's not super descriptive but still pretty good and fairly blatant.
I've just been having it eat popsicles. It always writes that it makes eye contact during it and other totally related to Popsicle lines.

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>>42160978
What's Cait Sith favorite theriomorphosis potion flavor? I bet it's the horse.

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>>42160978
well here the sith's are furnigger filters, even if its canon in MGE we can still tell them to fuck off.

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>>42160909
>Ask an ancient dragon her bodycount
>She reluctantly says over 15,000
>You meant # of fucks
>She meant # of kills
>She's actually a virgin
At some point down the road, there's gonna be a horrible misunderstanding.

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>>42160960
Well yeah, the age difference between average anon and a monster loli is a pretty insignificant number by long-lived monster standards.

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>>42160960
I honestly expected you to say about 500 years

>>42160963
Sure, it was all a misunderstanding when she took over a region, had a reign of absolute terror, caused a civil war, then cursed the land out of spite when she was driven out.

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>>42160978
Doesn't matter, furtards were never welcome here and also if you haven't noticed, it's not technically a dedicated MGE thread, we're not obligated to host discussion of every aspect of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

attention /mgt/
Christmas Cunny
that is all

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>>42161012
>furtards were never welcome here
what about futa?

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>>42161023
>loli krampus
just a whiney little brat thats the embodiment of the naughty list.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still seething over how KC makes all these cool hero classes and the only ones guys can be gets the fucking Alp representation. Fucking infuriating.

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>>42161012
Alright.
Can we talk about marriage with this cutie?
>>42161034
I like to think that incubi can do anything and he just hasn't gone into detail about it yet. The game probably would, but that's well beyond the point where an update in the first 5 years is happening.

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>>42160982
but without someone to brave the depths of hell, none can save those with true worth and those who are willing to change, so in exchange of my ignorance i shall venture further into the abyss to pull out a

[Anonymous No.]

seems like cancer likes to appear all over but fuck these faggots
Why shouldn't i go over my haku teachers house for Christmas?

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>>42161032
What about it? It's not welcome either.

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>>42161051
Because she's out visiting her family and she won't be able to come up with an excuse why her student is there.

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>>42160663
>>You try to run out the door you walked in
Immersion ruined, I would stay.

[Anonymous No.]

Moo moo good.
Me love cow.
Cow very good.
Mmm titties.
Mmm milkies.
I love cow.

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>>42161069
why come up with one, just gotta say that im her boyfriend and not say that im her student actually

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you whisper "kon kon" in kitsune's ears?

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>>42161034
What do you mean?, you mean the monster heroes on the wiki because couldn’t he make a male class of heroes based off the Wendigo incubus transformations or something rather than alp stuff of neutering the man or how about regular incubus transformations since I don’t see Nacha incubuses fighting since they don’t have hands anymore when they transform so they could probably never wield a weapon and would be mostly fucking their obsessive wives instead of fighting.

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>>42161076
9000 CGs of never ever

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>>42161039
>image
anon thats a MONSTER girl.
we like monster GIRLS here.
fucking retard.

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>>42160988
Also climaxing is sometimes possible, but you always run the risk of the ai picking up on it too well and getting itself bonked with the horny jail. It can also go the other way and ai isn’t 100% sure what the hell you’re talking about in half its generated replies.

Stuff like. *I cry out and secrete a pearlescent mess*

Still kind of more trouble than its worth though. The devs really paid special attention to orgasm euphemisms. We’re talking on the level of some intern manually putting in specific stuff to counter it, because they’re cucks. You need to go full verbose and purple prose, and hope the bot reads between the lines, but not so much that it gets the hanmer.

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>>42161080
I'm talking about the Dark jobs in the World Guide Side 2, faggot. Kill yourself.

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>>42161069
her mom will finally not worry if her daughter is gonna be forever alone but will start teasing her about liking unripen fruit

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>>42161034
KC writes about monster girls and the overall world of MGE.
You can just fill in the blanks for the rest.
>We know humans can become heroes
>We know the world features all sorts of magic and weaponry
You can thus be a "Sky Piercer" who wields a gunsword and lightning magic or whatever fantasy you have.
Doesn't change the fact that you'll spend most of your time enjoying life with your monster wife.

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>>42161069
Just tackle her as soon as she opens the door. They'll understand.

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>>42161100
you can get them, just gotta train under one of them heros

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>>42161106
>You find out your teacher's father is significantly younger than her mother.

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So what the fuck is a Dragon Steak? The rest I can understand what they're going for except that. Is it really just a normal steak cooked by a Dragon and they're acting like it's some big thing?

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>>42161033
>loli krampus
>just a whiney little brat thats the embodiment of the naughty list.
Made for domination loss

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>>42161132
You saying you wouldn't absolutely devour a steak made by a master of fire itself who has over a thousand years of grilling experience?

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>>42161132
>he doesnt know
you know how some lizards can have their tails regrow if cut?

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>>42161132
>Is it really just a normal steak cooked by a Dragon
that's the official version for tourists so they don't get creeped out, you find out about the truth later, once you marry the cook

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>>42161132
That's a secret.

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>>42161132
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Dragon_Steak
It could be, and seems like it is a big deal if a Dragon herself cooks it.
>>42161154
That's not very healthy to the lizard.
>Demon lizard meat has often been eaten in Dragonia since the change of the Mamono Lord, but I'm not sure why its meat became known as Dragon meat. According to one theory, it is due to the large size and strength of the demon lizards, which resemble old dragons in appearance and strength. Another attributes it to the fact that the dragon lady who cooks the steak uses her own fire to roast the meat. Because sightseeing travelers spread misinterpretations of the name prior to this clarification, its origins are densely mixed with a host of theories.

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>>42161132
I don't think it has been translated.
My guess is that it's made from some special demonic beast meat which is then cooked by dragon fire-breath. Each dragon's fire has different effects on the taste and effects of the meat.

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Are Chief God worshippers monotheistic/monolatry? I forget if they are. I figured they were just a patron deity while everyone worshipped the other gods as well.

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>>42161145
>grilling experience
Is that what they call "burning innocent people and knights alive"? No I'm not gonna try an overrated, overpriced steak from some pretentious overgrown Lizardwoman with wings!

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>>42161162
>dragarlic makes your breath attractive to monsters
no, not like this, he can't win

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>>42161178
>when the nuki sniffs YOUR breath

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>>42161162
When I was reading this giant colorful Komodo dragons popped in my head laying around on the outskirts of MGC, which I guess their venom would have aphrodisiacs in it rather than venom that can kill someone like regular Komodo dragons, which monster girls that can’t produce venom from their bodies they use the venom from the colorful dragons as a stimulant on their husbands to speed up the process of incubization.

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>>42161196
fuck off and stop forcing your shitty meme

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>>42161207
im not even that guy, its called a fucking joke you moron.

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>>42161208
IIRC real Komodo dragons don't have venom in traditional sense. It's bacteria in their saliva that make the bites nasty.

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don’t tell anyone you got this from me but I bet KC is actually a baph in disguise

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>>42161237
>Lizzer gorges herself on all the aphrodisiacs she can find, washes it down with a gallon of manticore venom, and sets off to bite Anon after he shitposted about girls with sharp teeth

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>>42161237
Actually if I remember right recently it’s been found out they do got venom like snakes do, I believe it was found out in 2017 so it’s been known for awhile now.

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>>42161131
>Her grandpa is about the same age as your dad and her father is about the age of your older brother whose in college
>seems like the family of the haku likes unripen fruit

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>>42161256
Yeah, I looked it up and looks like that bacteria thing was bogus.

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Monsters are too bold these days. They don't remember the old days where you had to use every trick and cajole in the book to coax your future husband out of the safety of his home at the dead of night. I've seen these zoomies literally stroll into the main square of a human town, only to have a hero of the Order drive them off. Then they complain on 4mon, about how forever alone they are. Fucking zoomers. No subtlety!

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>>42161290
>be me
>a very attractive succubus with huge tits
>find human in woods.
>jump in front of him
>"Fufu fu human, are you ready to have you soul stained eternally!?"
>He screams, of course he does I'm a cool dark knight
>I start taking off my armor because I'm about to get my husband
>This fucker starts running away and there I am hopping as half my greaves are off and this stuff has so many belts.
Where did I go wrong? You told me this would work.

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Merry Christmas everyone
Hope you are having a great day with your family and/or waifu/s

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>>42161171
They worship other gods (the ones that are not openly siding with monsters or defying CG) too it's just that Chief God is as the name implies the chief. At least Eros and Ares is accepted by them. Certainly closer to monolatry/henotheism if not polytheism.

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>>42161290
>Anon makes a rare appearance outside to buy the latest Succubus' Souls game
>His NukiMart always breaks street date
>A nerdy succ is also there to buy the game
>She awkwardly asks Anon if he'd like to come over to her place to prone bone her while she plays
>He'd rather play the game himself first
>Later that day on 4mon, the most popular thread is about how men are impossible to seduce and no longer care about sex

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>>42161156
What is this anime?

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>>42161385
Manaria Friends

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>>42161344
Succs just don't get it, asking for sex immediately is a red flag. You gotta take him out on dates first.

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>>42144809
Were you a good boy this year?

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>>42161409
Yes. I got socks.
No portals and no game.

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There is a theory that strange fetishes often arise from powerful childhood events.
Like how having a traumatic clown encounter could lead a boy to later have an unsatiable desire for clown pussy.
Do you think your love for monster girls initially came from such an event?

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>>42161344
Succubi are insanely driven when it comes to seducing men, a real succubus would create a multi-year scheme if needed just to seduce a man.

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>>42161419
Socks are practical, I'd rather get a pair of quality socks I will use for months/years, than some shitty useless gadget and then having to feign excitement in order to not offend someone.

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>>42161409
I could have been better
Wasn't bad though

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>>42161425
Bad oneitis that went into kind of freaky ntr where she'd fuck guys but not me but let me touch her a bit she was also really submissive and I'm not into that at all so it didn't help.
Psycho analyze that and guess my waifu.

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Does this mean you were good or naughty?

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>>42161463
Good, but too horny for polite society

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Anons
Anons please help I need help
Wight-chan won't stop riding me
She's still riding me even as I type this
She told me its my christmas gift but she already does this every night anyway
Im going to die, my body is at its limit i can feel my consciousness fading and life leaving my skin
Please help

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>>42161474
No worries, Anon. Just leave it to Hel-chan. You'll be fine.

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>>42161484
Our undead loli magical girl mascot?

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>>42161463
Yes.

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>>42161409
I honestly wasn't, but I want to turn things around before it's too late. I really need a krampus to set me right.

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>>42161431
In current MGE of course, but we can still have silly scenarios in hypothetical MGC or other derived settings.
>Succubus whose only attempt at seducing boys is playing as a healslut in a popular MMO
>Succubus NEET who keeps ordering pizza and trying to pay the delivery boy with her body
>Succubus who keeps donating to Anon's stream and acting like they're already married even though they never met

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>>42161543
Simp succ is too real

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>>42161392
>Manaria
Is it a Shadowverse spinoff?

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>>42161557
Merry Snekmas

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>>42161474
My first ever wet dream involved me being raped by a Wight
Man is not meant to win against the undead.