Stop fooling yourself. There is no way for these two absolutely different people to be one person.

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Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:26:10 2010 No.4213616 [Reply] [Original]

Stop fooling yourself. There is no way for these two absolutely different people to be one person.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sun Jan 24 01:27:10 2010 No.4213626 Light, shadows, whether or not he's achieving proper nutrition, and dehydration from alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:30:10 2010 No.4213647 He probably got suntan after his Christmas Holidays. Travelling around Japan instead of staying home making new Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:31:10 2010 No.4213653 >>4213647 What a loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:31:10 2010 No.4213655 >>4213616 It is definitely weird. One on the right looks malnourished as fuck, the one on the left actually looks human. I'm thinking he's ZUNs body double.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:31:10 2010 No.4213652 Silly OP, the japanese are not "people"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:33:10 2010 No.4213661 I for one, am glad that ZUN looks healthy now, less probabilities of a liver failure=more touhou for us,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:33:10 2010 No.4213665 It's called being a bat-shit crazy basement dwelling alcoholic programmer with deadlines. It shouldn't come as a surprise that his weight or appearance fluctuates.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Jan 24 01:33:10 2010 No.4213667 looks like he has been de-llama'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:36:10 2010 No.4213683 There are different ZUNs, each a clone of the original so the real ZUN doesn't have to go out in public.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:37:10 2010 No.4213684 ZUN created Utsuho, ZUN is my hero.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:37:10 2010 No.4213688 Silly Zun with his stupid hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:38:10 2010 No.4213693 He attains nutrients through photosynthesis and booze. He's been lacking the former.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Jan 24 01:40:10 2010 No.4213697 File: 201 KB, 499x236, 1259499226836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] create a zun

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:42:10 2010 No.4213700 zun has a silly hat fetish

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Jan 24 01:44:10 2010 No.4213711 File: 170 KB, 480x512, 1259507001972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4213684

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:45:10 2010 No.4213713 File: 557 KB, 700x1000, 8206469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:47:10 2010 No.4213719 File: 74 KB, 800x450, 1215849902958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4213711

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:47:10 2010 No.4213721 File: 181 KB, 489x449, 1251377137085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:48:10 2010 No.4213724 /r/ing ZUN with his CHALICE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:48:10 2010 No.4213729 File: 93 KB, 400x400, 1261928045061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lets turn this thread into a how i not malnourished thread. since i eats bad i malnourished. how i not malnourished? thanks your time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:50:10 2010 No.4213740 >>4213734 stick zun hat then we good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:50:10 2010 No.4213739 >>4213711 I'm OK with this!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:50:10 2010 No.4213734 >>4213729 Saten unrelated.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Jan 24 01:50:10 2010 No.4213735 >>4213721 oh god

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:51:10 2010 No.4213743 >>4213729 Uhh..what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:51:10 2010 No.4213744 File: 80 KB, 425x292, 1259608085570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:53:10 2010 No.4213755 I wish I was rich enough to drink my beer from a goblet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:54:10 2010 No.4213762 ＺＵＮを探しています

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:59:10 2010 No.4213778 link to source of left image?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 01:59:10 2010 No.4213779 File: 534 KB, 900x1181, kjiura119288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 迷ってしまいました(=´Д｀=)ゞ

>>	None !BounDarIes Sun Jan 24 02:00:10 2010 No.4213782 >>4213778 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9422759

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:01:10 2010 No.4213791 File: 20 KB, 320x375, beer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:02:10 2010 No.4213795 >>4213779 トイレはどこですか？ｗｗｗｗ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:04:10 2010 No.4213803 Shadow organization obviously killed ZUN and replaced him with a double so they could rake in the profits. Touhou 13 will be released in 10 languages simultaneously and feature a song by Timbaland.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:04:10 2010 No.4213807 >>4213711 ZUNSTSUHO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:04:10 2010 No.4213805 File: 42 KB, 450x440, Sanae_nendo_ZUNaccessories.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kind of OT for a moment, but do you think that Max Factory will follow up with a Sanae figma to match the Reimu/Marisa?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:06:10 2010 No.4213817 File: 150 KB, 940x640, Zun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4213697

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:09:10 2010 No.4213837 >>4213744 >>4213791 Alright I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:09:10 2010 No.4213838 ZUN's beers are actually made from the fountain of youth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:10:10 2010 No.4213852 File: 104 KB, 500x390, Araki identity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4213838 Which he buys from Hirohiko Araki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:11:10 2010 No.4213858 >>4213838 Its Reimu's piss

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:12:10 2010 No.4213859 >>4213838 ｔｈｅｙ　ａｒｅ　ｐｉｓｓ　ｏｆ　ｒｅｉｍｕ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:14:10 2010 No.4213873 File: 119 KB, 422x548, Zundog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suddenly it all makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:15:10 2010 No.4213882 Someone morph ZUN and Araki's face together

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:16:10 2010 No.4213893 >>4213858 のどがかわきました。

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:19:10 2010 No.4213915

EoSD was the last game ZUN made. Everything after that has been done by a series of copycat game creators, all believing themselves to be the real ZUN.
The original ZUN is currently hiding in an institute for children with an addiction to beer and danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:21:10 2010 No.4213926 File: 77 KB, 480x640, 1264255174082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZUN is like a single beautiful tropical fish in a vast shoal of carp

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Sun Jan 24 02:30:10 2010 No.4213986 File: 41 KB, 429x363, zunatar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] forgive me.

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:31:10 2010 No.4213992

>>4213915
EoSD was actually a memetic virus created by ZUN's mad genius. For most people, it just makes them want to be the little girl living in Gensokyo. But a few get a terrible desire to become ZUN and serve as the new host. After they fight, the lone survivor dons his flat hat and begins creating the next generation. In addition to the virus, Touhou also contains all of ZUN's memories, so the next one can accurately take his place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:35:10 2010 No.4214026 File: 12 KB, 300x400, araki-PNG--zun-jpg..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4213882

>>	『五角场　～之～　无名氏』 Sun Jan 24 02:36:10 2010 No.4214034 >>4213986 I... I....!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:39:10 2010 No.4214054 File: 60 KB, 301x267, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 私の名前はＺＵＮ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:00:10 2010 No.4214270 File: 22 KB, 199x183, Spittake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know how to Photoshop but somehow I made this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:06:10 2010 No.4214325 File: 86 KB, 633x480, fdsgfdsg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Battler apparently has two right hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:07:10 2010 No.4214329 >>4214325 left, I'm an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:17:10 2010 No.4214404 this thread deserves to stay on page 0 forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:18:10 2010 No.4214408 >>4213661 don't you guys realize, his skin is yellower! He has jaundice! His liver's failing!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:19:10 2010 No.4214420 File: 1.25 MB, 1900x1700, AnonYumemi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goddamn, I'm horrid at this Photoshop business. Well, contributan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:20:10 2010 No.4214425 >>4214408 He's so happy because of joyous fatalism, knowing that he'll be dead in 4 months and none of this matters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:25:10 2010 No.4214455 File: 2.12 MB, 1052x1500, MensBeer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is kinda fun, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:29:10 2010 No.4214479 File: 438 KB, 600x800, Cirno noms_ZUNaddition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:31:10 2010 No.4214491 >>4214408 He's clearly just becoming more and more Japanese, just like I am. All that chopstick practice is finally yielding results.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:38:10 2010 No.4214541 Japanese Bird Drinking Beer.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 05:19:10 2010 No.4215197 File: 56 KB, 450x350, zuncheers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheers to our Overlord ZUN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 05:37:10 2010 No.4215309 Seeing that much roundedness on his face, I can't even begin to imagine if he now has beer gut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 06:12:10 2010 No.4215527 WHAT IF ZUN DIED OF A BEER RELATER DEATH?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 06:13:10 2010 No.4215530 >>4215527 YOU'D HAVE NO NEW TOUHOUS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 06:15:10 2010 No.4215534 >>4215530 NO NEW TOUHOUS TO FAP TO you sickos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 06:15:10 2010 No.4215535 >>4213721 Was there ever an obama uninitu? obado?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 07:32:10 2010 No.4215874 File: 86 KB, 634x505, 1241303574993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4213616 Right = the original ZUN Left = ZUN-Clone The original ZUN is dead! I think, you know why.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 07:39:10 2010 No.4215892 File: 29 KB, 407x480, 1250226382343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4215874 The plot thickens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 07:45:10 2010 No.4215917 ZUN on the left is ZUN on the right after gaining weight and in different light. Occam's Razor agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 07:47:10 2010 No.4215932 >>4215530 If ZUN died the Japanese would form a committee and make 7 new Touhous per year just like before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 07:51:10 2010 No.4215955 Touhou 13: This game is curtain fire shooting game. Girls do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready. Creator was replaced with a heavier clone! Girls hope that you solve this mystery...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 07:53:10 2010 No.4215962 >>4215955 I'm pissed that he stopped doing the loading engrish since MoF

>>	CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs Sun Jan 24 07:55:10 2010 No.4215968 ZUN on the left looks like he will live longer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 07:56:10 2010 No.4215976 >>4215962 Me too. I've always missed that. 'Girls do their best now and are preparing' always made me think they were preparing just for me, like they were putting a little danmaku show on just for me... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:01:10 2010 No.4216000 >>4215976 Yes, I always imagined a group of Touhous enthusiastically getting their costumes on and unpacking bullets from storage boxes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:08:10 2010 No.4216035 File: 57 KB, 512x383, Professor_ZUN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Professor ZUN, you were murdered! Then someone planted a bomb in your head, and turned you into a human robot!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:08:10 2010 No.4216039 File: 20 KB, 512x384, oyurusi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Professor ZUN... forgive me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:09:10 2010 No.4216044 File: 18 KB, 512x384, poti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PING!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:10:10 2010 No.4216049 File: 46 KB, 512x383, Professor_ZUN_Uwaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:11:10 2010 No.4216055 File: 209 KB, 600x600, 1258303024030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] !?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:11:10 2010 No.4216056 File: 94 KB, 516x474, girl is trhinking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4215976 Girl is currently thinking

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:11:10 2010 No.4216061 File: 16 KB, 512x384, do-n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UUUUUUWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:12:10 2010 No.4216065 File: 21 KB, 512x384, do-n2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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