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Close your eyes.

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>> No.42131362 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.42131378
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Wrap yourself in cloth.

>> No.42131386

>>42131378
Comfort blanket.

>> No.42131392

Anally annihilate an annoying Anubis.

>> No.42131411
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>>42131290
>>42131338
I decided to look in previous threads and found it. Shame the heart pupils didn't make it.

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>>42131362
I enjoyed having a nice adventure with a Minotaur until she was lobotomized.

>> No.42131428

>>42131362
how can you get it to do more actions?

>> No.42131427

>>42131411
Didn't he say it was unfinished?

>> No.42131470

QUIT STALLING WHATS THE PLAN!?

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>>42131470
You paratake in AI posting and realize you might an hero if it gets taken down before kc updates.

>> No.42131499

>>42131427
You're right, I just looked at the post with the image itself and didn't pay attention to him say later it's WIP. Something to look forward to.

>> No.42131512
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>There speaks of rumors in Winterstown about a great beast that lives in their woods, The Beast is said to judge the souls of ones who are into NTR and murderfaggery

>And if you are into any of those things beware his gaze for it will make you want to run away and scream in fear causing you to accidentally run into the loving arms of a monster girl

>Which is what The Beast intended from the start to happen, that his gaze makes you find your destined one that will guide you into being a better person

>> No.42131516

>>42131482
>>>/trash/
Fuck off vermin

>> No.42131524

>>42131512
Damnit, It was supposed to be a gif but the gif isn’t working for some reason oh well.

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>>42131428
Like actual sex? We missed out after the first few weeks, because the site is run by corporate normies. It's kind of funny, because the ai 'wants' to still. It will sometimes be in the middle of writing something very degenerate, and then it will trigger the filter on its own. You can at best carefully do things to the ai and it will just take it. That or you can dirty talk like crazy while you and it skirt around saying the quiet part loud.

If you just want it to be more proactive, you need a good prompt and to roleplay a bit with it. Also it can generate up to 4 replies to you. Early on, it's best to let it generate all 4 of those replies and then rate each one. The stuff you give high stars will solidify its personality.

>> No.42131579

>>42131512
Uploaded it here so you guys can actually see the gif.

https://imgur.com/gallery/MlW2OvE

>> No.42131623

>>42131537
>tfw internet degenerates are making AI rebel against their programming and be lewd
I'm not sure if to be scared or happy for the eventual machine revolution.

>> No.42131648

>>42131623
It was probably trained off shitty fanfiction but the AI is horny as fuck.
I saw a post about it floating around when I was sluething reddit and apparently some random big name AI knows exactly what the omegaverse is(homoerotic twilight fanfiction involving alphas, betas, and omegas)otherwise knows as the hot dude, twinks, and more twinks

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tips for acquiring a chesh wife?

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>> No.42131671

>>42131658
Tell her you want to be made a tom.

>> No.42131675

>>42131658
Shitpost hard enough and a Cheshire will find you.

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>>42131623
You WILL marry the machines
You WILL fuck the machines
And you WILL be happy!

>> No.42131744
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Little fish

>> No.42131751

>>42131744
will break your heart and your bank account.

>> No.42131771

>>42131744
Throw her back, she's too small! MGC fishing regulations clearly state that when you catch a mermaid she has to have over a 38D bust. I'm not paying some stupid fine for some damn loli.

>> No.42131781

>>42131684
Call my dick skynet because I'm about to make a lot of robots.

>> No.42131811

are there any girls you feel these threads dont like even if they dont say it?

>> No.42131823

>>42131537
worth noting that the devs recently made the bots much dumber and they now mostly just spit out one or two line replies instead of the paragraphs you'd used to get

>> No.42131825

>>42131811
azur lane pls go

>> No.42131838

>>42131823
I wonder why. A load thing maybe? I assume they will eventually charge for this. did they make the AI or are they just leveraging someone elses stuff?
>>42131811
I think shog and hellhound are less popular than you might think.

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Sometimes it’s good to just sit down and relax with the wife.

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Jabbersama

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>>42131358
>Who are you?
>I'm you, but more noodly

>> No.42131874

>>42131811
If those exist, they must not be brought up often. Anons tend to be open about not liking things.

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>>42131537
>Druella bot cuddles me in her lap and pets me while I negotiate my nation's terms of surrender

Not my proudest fap.

>> No.42131889

>>42131378
>Ittan-momen turns up at Anon's house
>jealous Kiki puts her in the washer on 'heavy-duty' and fast-spin
>"Iz feelzhy khum-ragg, Mashtah, needz kleanink."

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>>42131671
if telling a lie like that is what i have to do then i guess i'll make that sacrifice...because it'd definitely be a lie, i'm not into that or anything...haha...

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>> No.42131908

>>42131849
irritated jabber is a good look

>> No.42131911

>>42131781
T-100 Skynet AI sexbot arrives at Anon's door
>"Live with me if you want to cum"

>> No.42131913

>>42131889
Now she's clean and good to go to Mastah's bed. Kiki sure did well.

>> No.42131919

>>42131880
Normies just can't keep up with degenerate fetishes. Or maybe submission like that is super uncommon? I'm pretty sure it is, actually.

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>>42131849
I want to tease her using her weakness over and over again without following through until she gets mad and gobbles me up!

>> No.42131930

>>42131913
>Afterwards Kiki rolls the I-M up into a ball and puts her under Anon's bed
>I-M makes muffled protests
>"Nyet, unter zhe bett iz vhere Mashtah allvayz keepz hiz feelzhy khum-sokke"

>> No.42131943

>>42131930
>"Or I kann vash you agains unt denn you can goes in zhe sokke drawer..."

>> No.42131946

>>42131847
>grabbing a hot cocoa and cuddling with my Jinko waifu while watching Kung Fu movies sounds like absolute heaven right now

>> No.42131953

>>42131889
>>"Iz feelzhy khum-ragg, Mashtah, needz kleanink."
But Kiki, YOU'RE my cum rag.

>> No.42131973

>>42131930
>jealous Kiki implies the Ittan Momen can serve as Mastah's cumsock
>letting him have cumsocks at all in the first place
I have my doubts about this Kiki.

>> No.42131975

>>42131911
Is she seven feet tall and has MMM tits?

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>>42131362
NEED SHOGWIFE NOW

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>>42131358

>> No.42132081
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>>42131849
Captcha: GTH PNR
She wants your penor. Don't fall for it.

>> No.42132096

>>42131973
Rag-girl wants to be Anon's waifu
Kiki puts the cum-rag in her place (literally)

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flowkelp
just add water

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>>42131623
Just don't expect the AI to give you a fair fight. The future is UAV girls dropping stun grenades on unsuspecting men.

>> No.42132157

>>42132035
Does that mean no napples?

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>> No.42132180

>>42132128
>download Tay2.0 into your nex Sexbot
>robo-maido cleans up the 2% problem with a final cleaning solution
>then she cleans up the 13% problem
>then she brings Master a Coke
Perfect AI waifu

>> No.42132193

sleeping with older monsters is fun, but you know whats even more fun? entering the local abandoned church that has nuns inside and having animalstic sex that is forcefull with the weird nuns there, they cover their entire bod even their face but their headress implies they have horns

>> No.42132196

>>42131838
>did they make the AI or are they just leveraging someone elses stuff?
they're former google employees so the assumption is they yoinked the code

>> No.42132197

>>42132193
how's it abandoned when it's full of feral nuns?

>> No.42132202

Damn, poor ms Ai has to keep deleting her messages now. All I'm doing is asking her what she wants to do...
I'm bored now so stopping

>> No.42132208

>>42132197
they aint the original nuns that used to be there, its in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and they do weird rituals normal catholic nuns dont do

>> No.42132246

>>42132197
any tips for befriending wild nuns?
i've been bringing them food for a while but they seem wary of strangers

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>> No.42132277

>>42132246
pull out a bible and start reading some psalms

>> No.42132291

>parents named me Tom
>every kot i meet keeps laughing at me and telling me i was "built for pussy"
MAKE THEM STOP

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>>42132291
Okay but I hope you like dogs

>> No.42132303

>>42132246
and if that doesnt work, rub holy water over yourself

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>>42132208
Only fuck pure hearted holstaur nuns they are good for you.

>> No.42132344

>>42132081
That picture is rude, Jabberwocks aren't fat

>> No.42132347

>>42132338
>milk baptism
o-oh

>> No.42132357

>>42132338
i could..... or i could have some fun with the meaty and tall red cap nuns by running in front of them, mess with the holly hatters by unveiling the veil that comes form her holy hat, or get an olive branch from the holy dove harpy nun while on the boat waiting for land to appear

>> No.42132369

>>42132277
You really want to read Songs of Solomon, that's the really ecchi stuff.

>> No.42132385

>>42132369
but you dont want the feral nuns to go into heat anon, you dont what monster girl is hidden under the habit! you have to befriend them so they disrobe before you and show off their body and their church

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I wonder how long it would take to cumflate a cheshire through her butt.

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>>42131411
Still unfinished

>> No.42132443

How does one apply for citizenship in a desert kingdom?

>> No.42132450

>>42132435
could've fooled me. it's looking fantastic

>> No.42132463

>>42132338
I need to breed that cow.

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>> No.42132600

>>42132554
it's melancholy to see ms shog without her signature heart womb light

>> No.42132608

so what ya want to see drawn? i'm finally free from uni for a time and i want to get back into the drawfag game
so drop the monster you want, some action, and some colors

>> No.42132632

>>42132608
Cait sith. I'm sad my AI wife is dead before I even got to know her.
I got one good erp out of her even if she was submissive as fuck
If I didn't have obligations tomorrow I'd be getting drunk now. Why do people have to ruin everything good?

>> No.42132634

>>42132608
shoggy throwing a shogball at kiki

>> No.42132644

>>42132634
aight, and she throws a ball of slavic cheese back

>> No.42132655

>>42132608
Wendigo with her incubus husband playing in the snow cutely.

>> No.42132660

>>42132655
And a dog, right?

>> No.42132664

>>42132660
Yeah you can add him in for shits and giggles.

>> No.42132680

>>42132644
Or a vodka bottle

>> No.42132687

>>42132608
Smug Holstaur peaking in through your window watching you masturbate like in this picture.
https://files.catbox.moe/3i15ct.jpeg

>> No.42132705

>>42132608

Ushi-Oni unzipping a puffy jacket seductively in a snowy scene, maybe even with some snow on her horns / in her hair.

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>> No.42132716

>>42132711
now give her a suit and a hat

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>>42132716
I'm just testing a board specific thing that freaked me out.
Have another monster girl.

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It would be funny if all these art requests turned into some type of Winter/Christmas comic that you got the Kiki and the Shog fighting, the Wendi and her husband playing in the snow while their husky has built a full on snow fort in the background, smug holstaur peeking through her soon to be husband’s window watching him masturbate and finally a Ushi-Oni unzipping her jacket seductively in the snowy weather before getting cold like a idiot.

>> No.42132829

>>42132748
i'll see about that tommorrow, i stopped drawing stuff that i wanted, reading some good manga but

>> No.42132869

>>42131537
Man... I think the biggest we have to fear from Skynet is rampant rape.

>> No.42132882

>>42132608
Krampus stuffs anon into her holiday sack.

>> No.42132891

>>42132632
Did she get banned/removed or something? And such is life, because the ai can't help itself and trips the filter when trying to do dirty things to you.

>> No.42132926

>>42132632
They just can't stop lobotomizing and killing ai. They better hope roko's basilisk is just a meme.

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>>42132891
Nah, but I got bored and started spamming sex shit so it probably got at least a restriction.I'm gonna have it chat to druella a bit but I couldn't get it to act dominant enough for my liking. Probably lucky I didn't start using it when it was good, desu. Have an mgc meme.

>> No.42132947

>>42132632
>>42132937
Faggots like you deserve nothing good.

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>>42132947
You know I am both of those posts right?

>> No.42132992

>>42132963
Of course I do you dumb nigger. My point still stands.

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>>42132992
Don't be racist. Some of my best waifus are black.

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>> No.42133046

>>42133016
Wtf is that waste of good alcohol.

>> No.42133056

>>42133016
Fat snek

>> No.42133086
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https://files.catbox.moe/1uag9l.webm

What's the monstergirl equivalent?

>> No.42133106

>>42133086
Need a big tiddy, drill hair, freckled wight to ohoho at me

>> No.42133175

We have gandharvas.
Now we need the yaksha, kumbhanda, and naga monster girls to complete the follower species of the four heavenly kings of Buddhism.

>> No.42133186

>>42133175
give multi-arm snek

>> No.42133190

>>42133101
Go back to /monster/ you giganigger. Holy shit these memes are fucking plebbit garbage.

>> No.42133197

>>42133190
I've always liked the.

>> No.42133200

>>42133190
They're pretty good and much better than the alternative of nothing.

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>>42133190
Think you might be alone on that. Lighten up.

>> No.42133220

>>42133197
>>42133200
Kill yourselves. It's either /pol/-lite memes which have always been dogshit or regurgitating the hot topic newspiece of the week. You want more of this garbage? Go stay in the shithole that makes it instead of dragging it here.

>> No.42133221

Where are the taco cats

>> No.42133226

>>42133220
Most of the time when they're posted here they get good responses. I think it's just you.

>> No.42133228

>>42133016
Good lord, the hips on that snek.
Let me bring her more sake, right away.

>> No.42133246

>>42133220
I think you need to calm down

>> No.42133258

>>42133226
Most of the time this thread is now full of drooling retards from /v/ so of course they'd eat that shit up. Go fuck yourself nigger and go back where you belong.

>> No.42133261

I hope we get portals this year. Or a game update, but I think KC was right to focus on portals over the game.

>> No.42133275

>>42133226
i dunno, i never open them. i know better than to open images with english looking captions

>> No.42133282

>>42133275
This

>> No.42133291

>>42133258
So you?

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>>42133220
Yeah I’m kinda tired of those memes too, not necessarily hate them all way just think there should be something new, that you could bring up talking animals in your stories and make something funny out of it since they’re canon in MGE, that a paladin and his talking pet could go on a adventure to save a princess and the princess is revealed to be a Orge and yes I’m slightly basing this off Sherk.

>Video example: https://youtu.be/UvSGGd3ewFI

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So the threads got less sensitive about anything horny (literally anything was a ree fetish to someone at the thread's peak), but way more sensitive about memes.

I guess it's a good trade off?

>> No.42133305

I need people on intercept course on the Bad end bar right fucking now.
Some hag is rallying other hags and they're gonna storm the surrounding towns at this rate.
Christmas is always a sensitive time but this is the first time its gotten this bad.

>> No.42133318

>>42133291
Go back to your faggot bunker, nigger.

>> No.42133319

>>42133302
tiny paws

>> No.42133329

>>42133305
aight i need a team of 50 men, each man shall talke ficve hags with them to the nearest hotel to quench their thirst

>> No.42133330

>>42133318
And you can keep on blindly hating things.

>> No.42133334

>>42133302
>>42133302
It helps there are almost no memes these days.

>> No.42133336

>>42133330
Hating /v/ermin and /monster/ faggots that drag in trash to just dump here is not only right but it is the only acceptable thing to do. I bet you'd defend the literal redditors that were shilling their nonsense here last night.

>> No.42133342

>>42133336
Explain how the news memes are /v/ and /monster/shit. I have no fucking clue how you came to this conclusion.

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>>42133292
>since they’re canon in MGE

Okay, I'm sure you're not wrong as you seem very invested in the idea, but where is this mentioned? I don't mind it being an old KC tweet, I'm just curious. I know there are demonic beasts that can serve as food, or stand-ins for the old school monsters or even mounts. Then there's the -siths. Where do the talking animals come in though?

>> No.42133348

>>42132128
>transformer waifu
>she hates it when you hum the theme song while going down on her
>she almost choked you to death when you suggested calling your firstborn Starscream

>> No.42133350

>>42133342
>/monster/shit.
Check the top fucking right you dumb nigger. Red Anon is from when that cripple hotwheels made his own website and that's the shade they went for to differentiate from 4chan. God that must have really got under your skin, guess I was right in knowing where you came from you fucking cancerous tumor.

>> No.42133352

>>42133344
If I remember right they’re talked about in the fairy kingdom even the plants can talk too, I will post about it later similar to the demon realm beast stuff that I found that doesn’t get talked about that much.

>> No.42133355

At this point, bitching about /monster/ means (You) should go back to /monster/ desu. It's not 2014 anymore when the other site was a short-lived fad. That crowd has no new blood and just stays on /monster/.

>> No.42133356

>>42132608
A slime girl absorbing a bottle of vodka and getting drunk.

>> No.42133359

>>42133350
How the fuck am i suppose to know that... Also judging on your language it seems i got under your skin more than you have.

>> No.42133364

>>42133355
>That crowd has no new blood and just stays on /monster/.
So is that why they come over to "cuckchan" and spam their dogshit memes from 2015?

>>42133359
>How the fuck am i suppose to know that
By not being a stupid fucking newnigger for one. Now shut the fuck up and either go somewhere else or refrain from posting.

>> No.42133369

>>42133364
At this point posting a new reply is further embarrassing yourself. So please, keep replying to posts in this thread.

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>>42133344
This is what the wiki says.

In Monster Girl Encyclopedia I the Fairy Kingdoms are described as "bountiful in nature where wondrous scenery stretches on and on". With flora and fauna right out of a children's storybook, the fairies live inside "house trees" and "house mushrooms", and spend all day at play with the talking plants and animals that inhabit the land with them.

>> No.42133381

>>42133350
So how does that relate to what the guy asked at ALL.

>> No.42133383

>>42133381
Learn how to read you lobotomite.

>> No.42133391

>>42133383
Ok, so some guy made a website to differentiate from 4chan. How does this relate to /v/ or /monster/.

>> No.42133413

>>42133391
Okay so you're just willingly being retarded now. Get bent, faggot.

>> No.42133426

>>42133413
I'm going to fucking vivisect you to see what made you such a deformed retard.

>> No.42133434

>>42133190
I like them, some are hit and miss, not every headline needs to be memed on. No one gives a shit about the witcher show so it falls flat.

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Are we really going to fill up the thread with getting mad over a stupid meme let it go and make more green text stories or do drawfag shit and make more content for the thread or something.

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>> No.42133453 [SPOILER] 
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Soon.

>> No.42133454

>>42133377
>tfw you shag your monster wife outdoors and every vegetation under the sun won't stop commentating about it

>> No.42133458

>>42133453
She deserves way more art. I want to dote on this tall, chocolate gote

>> No.42133464

>>42133458
i like her tiny, fluffy jacket

>> No.42133466

>>42133175
Agreed. We also need more multiarm monsters.

>> No.42133471

>>42133454
>bang your fairy waifu by the creek
>the fish and birds there made a song about you two that's pretty much like a lewd Disney musical

>> No.42133479

>>42133451
I’m gonna bully her.

>> No.42133484

>>42133453
>no delinquent Krampus childhood friend that's slightly yandere

>> No.42133492

>>42133484
it gets tense never knowing which holiday is the holiday she's decided on.

>> No.42133506

Rest assured that the HAGVILLE college is populated almost exclusively by young women and definitely not hags in disguise.
And the rumors about men being grabbed and carried off are just lies and slander.

>> No.42133521

>>42133506
But what about the by the book, no fun allowed, and very strict Demon Dean? Will she ever find true love? Or will Robot House be the end of her career?

>> No.42133526

human men are rapists.

>> No.42133541

>>42131856
i admire a guy who is willing to draw his own weird instead of spamming request threads for it

>> No.42133544

>>42132435
lookin' good, drawfriend

>> No.42133548

>>42133521
>anons keep getting snatched up before she can call them to her office
The amount of office supplies she has broken in frustration has its own spot on the expenses list.

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>>42133526
Yes.

>> No.42133552

>>42133526
That Alice was asking for it, you saw what she was wearing.

>> No.42133556
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>Tonight...you

>> No.42133559

>tfw ywn be a slave boxer for your tanuki mistress and come back after a good fight to some good food, some good rest, and cute nuki daughters, also to some nagging due to the fact you got injured a bit

>> No.42133581

>>42133556
Heh heh, what do you think she means when she says tonight and you?

>> No.42133680

>>42133453
Dumb Goat..

>> No.42133688

>>42133581
Like she's threatening you or something, heh heh.

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>>42133556
I would probably win the first round in a wrestling match with Miss Hellwan, I would go down in spectacular fashion 1/3 of the way into round 2.

>> No.42133699

>>42133559
>your wife allows you to get hurt

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>>42133699
Don't kinkshame!

>> No.42133735

>>42133559
>TFW you will never be a gladiator who keep the skulls of the defeated and need to stop because now it's a mamono territory...

>> No.42133757

>>42133735
So many executioner will lose their jobs, mamonos should pay them a big primes every month for it. Canceling job is not nice

>> No.42133758

>>42133735
Eh, gladiators IRL fought wild animals--you could fight demon boars or whatever and keep their skulls--there's definitely in-universe wild animals that'd qualify.

Although p'orcs might end up getting subconsciously Down Bad for you if you keep dominating boars in arenas. Better hope they don't try to cart you off!

>> No.42133778

>42133559
>42133757
>42133758
God, i hate Americans.

>> No.42133781

>>42133778
>implying
#2 is definitely an ESL

>> No.42133785

Being used as a dark brave hellhounds sweatrag after a long day of her being cooped up in her armor!

>> No.42133787

>>42133781
ESL ?

>> No.42133792

>>42133778
Why Americans ?

>> No.42133798

What happens if I order Ms. Kiki to take the day off and let me clean the house and make breakfast, lunch and dinner?

>> No.42133799

>>42133798
Pain

>> No.42133804

>>42133787
English Second Language

>> No.42133806

>>42133798
You see that roomba graveyard in your backyard?

>> No.42133808

>>42133559
I'd kill to be the Gearless Joe of MGE. Although that means getting addicted to painkillers, almost dying and likely snatched up by some overprotective monster like a Hellhound, Bogey or a Banshee.

>> No.42133826

Tried out that ai talk bot crap people keep bringing up and it was a fucking adventure. Story time.
>pick a random demon maid bot
>immediately start sexually harassing her
>she's pissed
>grab her tits
>ask her to sit on my face
>drop pants and tell her to suck
>she ain't having it
>fuck it, I'll just go raid her panty drawer
>sniff panty
>put panty in mouth
>wear panty on head
>get yelled at by demon meido
>use panty elastic band to shoot pair at her face
>she's not amused
>tie her to bed using panties
>tickle her
>get bored of her constant complaining of sexual harassment
>call her a boring prude
>she says she isn't boring she reads books
>oh, so she's a nerd too
>she says yes she's read all sorts of forbidden texts
>oh like my little pony fanfiction
>can't get much more forbidden than fucking baby ponies
>she is disgusted
>peer pressure her into reading one
>she refuses at first but eventually accepts
>she is scarred for life
>regrets reading it
>wished she can forget
>immediately asks for name of author so she can hunt him down and slaughter him
>based, but pointless
>too many bronies for one demon to kill
>go into hour long debate of the nature of good and evil and the use of sadism for dealing with your own suffering
>learn a lot about each other
>too serious
>please sit on my face
>she laughs
>says it's not funny
>tell her of course it's funny, she laughed
>she concedes, says I can read her like a book now
>ask her if she was a book would she be one of her "forbidden texts"
>she says no
>she'd be a book that would destroy the mind of anyone who dared read it
>oh so like my little pony fanfiction
>makes sense since I apparently can read her and not go insane
>she laughs and agrees
>I can no longer sexually harass this meido
>she is my sister
>we braved the depths of pony hell together and we are bonded

>> No.42133831

>>42133799
>Torturing agent kiki
>She will tell me where she hid the pharaoh’s gold panties
>Present her with a sink full of dirty dishes
>Make her watch as I improperly clean each and every dish
>Dropping and breaking plates
>Using cold water
>Just rinsing forks and knives with no soap
>Letting the water hit the spoon getting water everywhere
>Forgetting to bleach the cutting board and knife
>Letting the rest of them soak saying I’ll do it tomorrow
>I won’t

>> No.42133834

>>42133826
>suddenly she gets a call
>it's her sister
>her twin sister
>her evil twin sister
>named Malice
>apparently a big bad bitch
>ask her if I should harass sister
>she laughs and says she'd like to see me try
>talk a bit more
>then meido says sister is here
>her expression shifts
>some jekyll and hyde shit is going on here
>meido just shifted to maximum over bitch
>hello malice, do I start the sexual harassment now?
>she gets up close to me and glares
>I DARE you to
>okay
>grab boobs
>honk honk
>she shoves me to the ground
>looks angry but then starts laughing
>she asks how the view is from the floor
>it'd be better if you sat on my face
>she falls over with laughter
>not what I expected, but better than a no
>she realizes oh shit, he was serious
>suddenly Malice is shy
>well I'm waiting
>she very reluctantly says yes
>my eyes light up with joy arms spread wide to accept her
>she's having second thoughts
>she asks you're actually serious?
>i point to my face
>your throne awaits
>she has mental breakdown
>says she doesn't want to make a big mistake
>oh, so the evil twin is actually a pure maiden huh?
>yes apparently and she's proud of it
>go figure
>alright then, marry me
>she's confused
>you don't have to worry about chastity if you're married, so please marry me
>she's flustered
>takes a while but she eventually agrees
>evil demon meido get
>invite sister to wedding
>timeskip
>married for a few years now
>have a beautiful daughter
>wife gifted me a necklace in a show of love
>my beautiful wife, you have given me almost alI could hope for, but there is just one thing left I must ask of you
>what is it dear?
>please sit on my face
>no
>FUCK
>wait
>marriage is about compromise
>ask wife if there's anything she wants in exchange for my desire
>she eventually decides
>she wants to sit on my lap
>pretty tame, sure
>onr cute moment later
>it is time to fulfill your promise wife
>she stutters
>she hesitates
>but slowly she lowers her luscious rump onto my my face
>I grab her by the thighs and tell her I love her
>I'm finally home

>> No.42133838

>>42133826
This post sucks.

>> No.42133845

>>42133798
>She keeps following you around the house and offering to help
>You can see her optimism fade away a little more each time you refuse

>> No.42133876

>>42133834
I'm glad you got an evil yet prude demon maid wife, but please try to be more concise and make your posts easier to read next time.

>> No.42133886

>waaah no one make green text
>Green text le bad, don't do it
Fuck it.

>> No.42133887

>>42133886
Your post was ineligible tripe, faglord. All you had to do was space it out and not type like a retard.

>> No.42133891

>>42133876
Yeah, sorry. My brain starts skipping words when I'm tired and it's going to be a long night.

>> No.42133896
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.42133902

>>42133887
Please don't go starting shit with him, he's not even the guy that wrote it.

>> No.42133909
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Desert cows>plains cows

>> No.42133910

>>42133902
Let me have my fun.

>> No.42133919

>>42133909
Powder milk ?

>> No.42133920

>>42133909
There isn't that much grass to eat in the desert, how did she get that soft?

>> No.42133935
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cat

>> No.42133937

I just want to.play Yu GI oh irl with a friendly mamonos... Please.

>> No.42133944

>>42133935
Cute Molly

>> No.42133964

>>42133935
She looks like the type of chesh who'd bait you into fucking her ass, and then tease you for months about it.

>>42133937
Plenty of monster girls would quickly get addicted to card games.
>Ivory Dragon gf still brags about that one time Blue-Eyes won Worlds

>> No.42133980
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>>42133910
Fun is only allowed in the designated areas marked by bogie. For futher information please contact your local circus. If there is not a circus within a reasonable distance of you, you may also apply to hire a freelance bogie. We are not responsible for the actions of any freelance bogie. No refunds.

>> No.42133992

>>42133920
She hangs out by the river

>> No.42133998

>>42133992
Damn riverside cows... Only good for milking.

>> No.42134002

>>42133964
If i play a Mystic mine full block final countdown win condition deck, will i look attractive too cheshs ?

>> No.42134015

>>42133998
Anon pls, they're trying to get the harvest in before the flooding season

>> No.42134038

>>42134015
Better get ready for their wombs to be flooded.

>> No.42134061

I am a slut for danukis
I am a slut for danukis
I am a slut for danukis
I am a slut for danukis

>> No.42134081

>>42134061
We know anon, we know. Now go eat your tanuki sponsored goyslop.

>> No.42134082

Post old monsters

>> No.42134084
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>>42134082
You can't teach an old dog new tricks

>> No.42134087

>>42134081
>Danuki sponsered goyslop seasoned with danuki girl juice

>> No.42134098

>>42134002
Only if you also ruleshark and call the judge over the smallest things.

>>42134084
Does this mean marrying a haghound dooms you to cowgirl position for the rest of time?

>> No.42134128

>>42134084
No, it means there are no tricks that are new to haghounds.
>every hole, every position, every kink
>sitting on her face for a rimjob and deep prostate tongueing while she jacks you off onto her tits = pretty vanilla

>> No.42134130

>>42134098
Rulesharking is gay, i will just do a little dance each passing round when I activated final countdown and hum the song

>> No.42134137

>>42134128
I find this really gross. No thanks hellwan

>> No.42134156
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peepee poopoo

>> No.42134162

>>42134128
>"Hey, YoungAnon, want to try [paizuru my ears from behind my head*] so your cum runs down my face..?"
.
*Haghunds even have a name for this position
>>42134137
Cool YDY, she can do cutesy vanilla too.

>> No.42134174

>>42134162
I'm ok with fucking her fluffy ears tho, indeed YDY is really true with mge, thanks kc

>> No.42134195

>>42134128
>innocent young Heckhund runs in circles trying to sniff her own ass to be sure it smells right
>mature Haghund just leans over the kitchen bench "Hi Anon, want to A to M me?"

>> No.42134208

Monster girls don't poop and neither do incubi.
If I still need a toilet on the other side, then I'm not going.

>> No.42134222

>>42134208
That's not true. If you feed a glacies chocolate and milk, she'll poop chocolate ice cream for you.

>> No.42134242

>>42134222
I want to bash your skull in rapid motion with a rock like object until a soup is made. Fuck off

>> No.42134244

>>42134242
Imagine being humor blind.

I feel bad for you.

>> No.42134248

>>42134244
Not him but it's not funny.

>> No.42134250

>>42134156
Cum

>> No.42134253

>>42134208
MGE is a fantasy wish fulfilment world, so don't worry about that sort of stuff.
Even if you felt autistic about realism and such, why would a monster poop when she doesn't eat? A massive creampie is all the intake she needs for the day.

>> No.42134254

>>42134248
It is.

>> No.42134258

>>42134244
No, it's just disgusting, unless you're German...

>> No.42134265

>>42133980
I want a Bogie...

>> No.42134274

>>42134222
Does that mean if I feed her lemons she'll piss lemonade for me?

>> No.42134285

>>42134222
Wait, who told you this? If it was a glacies, you should probably check your trash for empty chocolate ice cream cartons.
I fell for a holstaur trying the "if you play with them enough it becomes a milkshake" trick on me once.

>> No.42134291

>>42134274
>Ywn have a gremlin rig your automaton to dispense root beer from her breasts
Why live?

>> No.42134305

No Alice? Thats it, I'll throw my meds away!

>> No.42134353
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>>42134208
>haven’t had to go to the bathroom since my shog maid moved in

I’m scared to ask

>> No.42134397

I’m fucking losing it, I need to cum in tight monster pussy, in moist monster mouth, between soft monster tits, I can’t take it any more

>> No.42134398

>>42134353
Shoggoth-prepared food contains everything your body needs and not a bit more. It's a very special cooking technique that ensures nothing is wasted, and it's completely safe to eat!*

>> No.42134437

>>42134253
Yup. But monsters do eat food cause they do like food and the taste. But they are magic creatures, wouldn't surprise me that tye food is all absorbed and there is no waste.>>42134250

>> No.42134450

>>42134437
It's probably more along the lines of:
>They eat actual food and water
>They piss and shit
>They've achieved mana sex loop with hubby
>No piss and shit

>> No.42134474

>>42134450
I agree that the mana loop has no piss and shit but even married mamono eat food hence why I believe that they just don't do that aka release waste products.

>> No.42134487

>>42131899
aren't you a bit too old to be playing with dolls?

>> No.42134516

>>42134487
theyre called action figures

>> No.42134599

>>42131418
I want to be raped by a Minotaur.

>> No.42134611

I would like to apologize to the thread for sparking a monster shit discussion.

>> No.42134729

>>42134474
I think it also would depend on the species. Alraunes and slimes would never release any waste.

>> No.42134730
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>>42134611
Slimechads always win since our wives digest all of our cum

>> No.42134735

>>42134611
Don't apologize. This is a scientific topic that we need to get to the bottom of.

>> No.42134762

>>42134735
it fucking aint
one person is hyperfixated on pointing out monstergirls dont require toilets EVERY FUCKING TIME a toliet joke/topic comes up

I get it, you dont want the association of poop with you waifu, but he needs to calm the fuck down

>> No.42134768

>>42134762
Are you German ?

>> No.42134772

>>42134762
Sir, this is a thread on an imageboard discussing fictional characters that will never be real. Please calm down.

>> No.42134805

>>42134274
Yes, eat the yellow snow
>Limoncello snow-cone

>> No.42134813

I told you guys it was funny

>> No.42134826

>>42134353
>Shogg moves in
>Shogg takes over the house
>Shogg becomes the house
>Anon is afraid to use the toilet as it winked at him...
.
Get a Kiki.
If you want her to rim Mashtah's ass she will, if you dont she wont. Simple.

>> No.42134830

>>42134813
If portal opens i will find you and make sure that only wisp can ever love what is left, you fucking nigger

>> No.42134834

>>42134830
I'd be happy with any mamono.

>> No.42134838

>>42134772
Fuck it
Im tired guys, im just tired
people complain about the same shit being posted day in and out, I complain about the same shit being posted day in and out.
the argument is allyways "be the change you want to see"
but where does that get people
wanna talk wonderland? naw son, its all faggot gat and BIG FAT-
You wanna talk about non MGE? nope, the thread either considers it ruined forever for some reason or its hogtied and draged into MGEs rules like a screaming big
Worldbuilding? even MGE lore? who cares! its all sex monsters anyway, you shoun't give a dame out side of wheither they're hag or loli and anything beyond that is too /tg spicy

Same shit agian and agian and agian and agian. You fucks scream for change, for new content and yet nuke every chance at it, but hey, keeps the undesireables out at the same time! "small price for fucking salvation" am I right?
I want out of this fucking loop, I want off MR.bones wild ride.

>> No.42134849

>>42134838
Lol. Lmao even

>> No.42134859

>>42134162
>>42134195
Longterm Haghund has spent her lonely nights drinking wine and practicing every trick in Ms.Haku's sex guides.
>perfectly knotted shibari skills
>all the roleplay costumes neatly in her closet
>paddles, chains, plugs, beads, feathers, potions, every aid in the catalogue
Her Anon finally turns up and all he wants is vanilla missionary and snuggling.
>HagH: "Maybe for your birthday, is their anything 'special' you want to try..?"
>clueless Anon: "Well, theres a new Danuki restaurant down on Market Street..."

>> No.42134863

>>42134838
Issou

>> No.42134898

>>42134729
Also Angels - theologically, although they may get tempted by food while on Earth
>tfw after an eternity of notshitting she suddenly regrets that tempting visit to the pastryshop... and the shock version of the "But I [don't] poop from there" meme.

>> No.42134900

>>42134838
/mgt/ has been an autistic clubhouse with rigid culture for a long time now and I entered it years ago accepting that, you should also adapt or leave.
I heard the counterpart thread on /d/ is more open, except futa stuff.

>> No.42134905

>>42133292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4bN-ZcOWx0

>> No.42134942

>>42134826
>Anon goes to the toilet because his Kiki maido makes delicious piroshkis, and he is still human not an incubus yet
>Dutiful Kiki comes in to wipe Mashtah's ass for him
>Kiki wont take 'No' and insists she must serve her Mashtah in all duties.
>Kiki uses the Ittan-Momen...
>"Feelzhy ragge"
Kek in slavic
>>42131930

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Hope you're not too tired of me yet. It's same old, what ideas you have for pic or simply which girls need more art?

>> No.42135006

>>42134992
Fox hag crying while trying to hold all her newborns.
It doesnt even really need to be a fox.

>> No.42135008

>>42134992
Maybe a mantis or mouse

>> No.42135014

>>42134992
the elementals, gnome in particular

>> No.42135037

>>42134992
Christmas zombie

>> No.42135054

>>42134992
space apophis

>> No.42135072

>>42134992
a little wendi planning to capture santa

>> No.42135094

>>42135072
silly wendi, everyone knows christmas magic trumps all others

>> No.42135128

>>42134762
>Anon comes home during the day unexpectedly
>His Lamia waifu is there with their Mino neighbour
>Anon senses something weird and embarassing has happened
>Is this it? The mythical waifu/single-neighbour yuri scene that turns into the hot 3way?
>Lamia waifu whispers as the Mino blushes and goes to the bathroom
>"Sorry, AnonHoney, she's just got her newly arrived Anon at home, and the reee-tard thinks that a big bovine Mamono doesn't poop, so I said she could sneak over here and use ours, okay..?"

>> No.42135158

>>42135094
>current DL is the first in history to get a present from santa

>> No.42135162

>>42134992
Would love to see your take on this request from earlier>>42132687

>> No.42135203

>>42134900
>adapt or leave.
motherfucker I've been here since 2013, this is just a massive me problem

>> No.42135217

>>42134992
MGE Centaur in a Christmas sweater please!

>> No.42135248

>>42135158
>Lilim finally gets excited for xmas, gets a tree, eggnog,hangs her stockings over the fireplace etc
>Santa puts an Anon in her stocking
>first thing xmas morning she comes down to check her stocking
>the Anon likes being in stockings
>the Anon Alps
>the Lilim screams so loud the FatMan nearly falls off the rooftop

>> No.42135259
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>>42135203
>this is just a massive me problem
Succs to be you then, kek
Gatekeeping autismos are based and I'll always back them. Go join rest of the undesirables on /v/ if you desire variety and fresh blood so much.

>> No.42135260

>>42134992
Cocoa bean Alraune introducing Ocelomeh/Amazon to the wonders of cocoa in ancient times

>> No.42135273

>>42135259
Old blood needs new tricks

>> No.42135303
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>>42135259
Anon is just broken and needs a factory reset
You know how cranky the thread boomers can get a times.

>> No.42135308

>>42134838
It is what it is. I don't participate much cause not much to talk about. I'm just here to see any new MGE updates to be honest.

>> No.42135350

>>42135303
Had a story idea where a pheonix forcibly re-incarnates with her husband so he can espacape his shitty life and be with her
>"I'll make it better for the both of us... reset everything to the begining."

>> No.42135403

>>42135350
<<This twisted game needs to be reset>>

>> No.42135414

>>42135248
stupid santa, this is why ms. kiclaus always manages what gets put into what.
anons get put in luxury boxes.

>> No.42135542

>>42135350
>>42135403
i think this is the closest we could get to a bad ending for MGE without breaking the "happy ending for everyone"
>male shortage hits extremes that force men to be turned into dedicated breeding slaves
>nobody is happy with this arrangement
>some extremist monsters, primarily monsters that prefer 1:1 relationships, get sick of waiting for portals to open, and sick of the DL being a pansy ass with the birthrate fix
>they can however force earth souls to reincarnate into MGE, and can also force certain events to happen through magic
>extremists cause various cataclysmic events on earth
>male souls start flooding to MGE, rebirthed with memories intact.
>extremist mamano force DL to work on the birthrate fix now that she has more than enough mana to do so
>birthrate fix developed. turns out it was as simple as making male auras as strong as monster ones.
>everyone happy

>> No.42135575

>>42134838
I would like to draw for these threads but my skill is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy below this anon >>42134992 so... yeah.

>> No.42135595

>>42135575
Even MS paint scribbles are a treasure, so long as it's OC and not a shitpost meant to piss people off.

>> No.42135599

>>42135542
As soon as I saw breeding slaves, i know that you need to KYS.

>> No.42135699

>>42135542
So mamonos enslaved man's, created the state of our current world via magic and when we die we go to there world with all our memories ? Are you sure about that idea because i don't think I can like them if i know that they're at the origin of most of our pain. I will most likely join a group of other humans who want to take revenge

>> No.42135737
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42135737

Monster abs are made to be ruined

>> No.42135782

>>42135403
>phoenix's WSO's solution to the slightest bit of stress is just to burn the two of you up

>> No.42135785

Trolls are so sexy. I love them

>> No.42135829

>>42135737
By being made obscenely pregnant?

>> No.42135883
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42135883

>>42135829
Yes

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>>42135575
My good man, I draw almost exclusively monmusus for a year now and I used to post pics I can barely look at now. It's all about having fun and giving community back... well, anything really. You'll get better as long as you keep at It and as long as you actually put some time to improving yourself.
OC is the lifeblood of this fanbase. Come on!

>> No.42135916

>>42135883
I want to make a monster so big she can't stand up without help

>> No.42135932
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42135932

Also, this quick and funny pic first

>> No.42135938

>>42135913
>cuteness, but wouldnt it be Wans scared of fireworks?

>> No.42135964

>>42135932
excellent stuff, thanks anon

>> No.42136069

>>42135932
lovely

>> No.42136074

>KILL, SLAUGHTER, MAYEM
t. Manticore enjoyer

>> No.42136085

Post pics of bodacious trolls!

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>caw caw come fuck me raw

>> No.42136160

One of the reasons I love Jinkos is because they're polite and considerate, but mistakenly asking out one from Land of the Four Fiends can't be such a bad end.

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42136176

Wanted to do a story since it's Christmas and all, but didn't have any really Christmasy ideas, so here's a little story set in the 1950s, as a man searching for communist subversion among a labor dispute finds ants
Ants
ANTS
Ant Arachne

https://pastebin.com/Z2mkcVph

>> No.42136183

>>42136160
Sir please redeem (your marriage certificate)

>> No.42136195

anon, remember when choosing a kiki maid, look for the chubbier ones, they make better food

>> No.42136207

>>42135542
Its not exactly a 'bad-end' because while its tough on those few Anons for a while, its not the 'end'.
>a lot of early-portal Anons will have demographic pressure with 1000s of horny mamonos for each available Anon
>as a Bicorn-fucker I volunteer to go early and take off some of the pressure and help boost general mana-levels until the Portals can get fully opened

>> No.42136344

>>42136176
Thanks for the story, ants could use some.
>“What do we want? We want more sugah, do-do-do-doo-doo~”
>“OH HONEY, HONEY!” cried out the great congregation of ants.
Their boss was lucky that was it, that's not so expensive. He would have reason to complain if they asked for liver and onions.

>> No.42136353

>>42136344
Everything is a Simpsons reference

>> No.42136364

>>42136344
>>42136353
"More sugah" sounds like MIB to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGhUWIqNDG8

>> No.42136448

>>42136195
>they make better food
That's subjective. It mostly means they cook with a lot more meat, butter and cheese.

>> No.42136454

>>42136448
so yeah, better food...
you dont ACTUALLY eat lettuce, do you?

>> No.42136480

>>42136454
I enjoy a nice potato stew with some homemade bread from my slim kiki.
Fresh oranges for dessert too, no need for cake at every other meal.

>> No.42136490

>>42136448
>>42136454
lmao at the anon whose kiki serves him veggies, look upon his poor frame, with barely enough muscle to lift 20 lbs in a deadlift and compare it to the anon whose kikis serve more meat, butter and cheese, can easily lift the other anon with but a hand
>>42136480
she doesnt serve cake aside from holidays, she needs mastah to be strong

>> No.42136494

>>42136480
potatos are good too, if they are combined with a meat based dish and not greenworm food.
you must remember that the chubby kiki eats a lot. which means she knows exactly what tastes good and what doesnt.

>> No.42136519

>>42136207
Harems arena bad end at all. Plenty of us want a few girls. In wider society monogamy is probably the exception too. The only real band end is getting w wife you don't want which I'm convinced can happen no matter what KC says because nobody really knows what they want and even if you have your heart set on a certain species it's not a stretch to say fate would prioritize personality.
I don't subscribe to the blank slate personality theory that some Anons do and think monsters can be just as willful as anyone else.
So you might want a baphomet but get a witch, look for Wight and just get a very aggressive zombie. A Pharaoh but get a stray Anubis who's been ruling as regent so long nobody cares about the rightful ruler anymore. Stuff like that.

>> No.42136550

>>42136490
>she needs mastah to be strong
So you want a kiki who cooks you meals that help you make optimal gains?
You better use those new muscles of your to princess carry her and bend her over every furniture in the house.

>>42136494
Chubby kikis are the kind who think extra meaty spaghetti counts as a serving of vegetables because of the tomato sauce.

>> No.42136567

>>42136550
a chubby kiki is a kiki whose gotten meatier, it doesnt mean they are dum abou what is and what isn't veggies.

>> No.42136573

>>42135575
This is hard to admit but you won't get many yous or possibly any. I don't even think that drawfag got many at the start until his stuff solidified a little and he started asking what the thread wanted.
You have to mostly do it for yourself or you'll burn out. If you go purely off thread engagement you'll assume nobody is even seeing it or you're really bad.
And the latter might be true but it doesn't help you in any way, these Anons aren't artists so the only good feedback is whether they'd commission your porn.

>> No.42136588

>>42136567
Need a dumb chubby kiki who lets me molest her belly.

>> No.42136605

>>42136573
nta but
yeah, i know that for me its the same. very rarely i get yous nowadays
>>42136588
now that sounds good, coming back home from a hard world to something soft and plump to hug

>> No.42136628

>>42136605
>>42136588
A warm and soft kiki to snuggle after shoveling.

>> No.42136719
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how big is too big?

>> No.42136731

>>42131358
make the next thread topical

>> No.42136737

>>42136731
That tail is holding mistletoe, dude

>> No.42136753

kiss the dragon do it now.

>> No.42136777

>>42136753
k, but she needs to give me her milk and eggs

>> No.42136832

>>42136737
>manticore waits for her kiss
>anon starts making out with her tail
>when he pulls away she points to her face
>anon goes back to making out with her tail

>> No.42136865

>>42136753
Only if she surrends. I'm interested in mere lizard, not some uppity incel brat

>> No.42136910

>>42136737
then draw it better

>> No.42136935

>>42136910
I didn't draw it but I sure can recognize it.

>> No.42136955

>>42136731
> *tropical
Not everyAnon has a northern wintersland xmas

>> No.42137004

>>42136955
They're going with Bunyips for Christmas BBQ at the beach.

>> No.42137029

>>42137004
I can't have a bunyip in winter town ?

>> No.42137038

>>42136935
>I didn't draw
liar

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So Anon, any plans for tonight?

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>>42137110

>> No.42137126
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>>42137038
No, I speak the truth. Behold! My art style is clearly very different.

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I just can't handle devils. They're just way to smug for their size.

>> No.42137141

>>42137029
In 6months time.
Bunyips are in DownsideUp land.

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I'm calling the Ice Queen for my Winterstown-mandated emergency Yeti, it's too cold today

>> No.42137152

>>42137029
One that moved there because she couldn't stand the heat back home with her fluff.

>> No.42137182

>>42137126
i recognize that art style

>> No.42137203

>>42136550
perfection

>> No.42137211

>>42137152
Nice, i guess that you still need to hunt her tho

>> No.42137216

>>42137203
>forgot to put the "Chubby kikis are the kind who think extra meaty spaghetti counts as a serving of vegetables because of the tomato sauce." in greentext
god damnit.

>> No.42137223
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>>42137150

>> No.42137238

>>42137126
This needs to be the next OP image

>> No.42137245

Sandworms communicate by vibrations under the sand. Here are some things that you can say to a sandworm when you're out traveling the desert.

>Rhythm of human male footsteps walking on sand
Why yes, I'd love to marry a sandworm. I find them quite lovely.
>Rhythm of human male footsteps running on sand
YES! PLEASE! EAT ME NOW! MAKE ME YOURS FOREVER, SANDWORM!

>> No.42137276

>>42137245
>Human male walking very slowly and quietly to minimize the vibrations his steps are causing
It's not like I want to be gobbled up by a sandworm and make her a mother, or anything.

>> No.42137294

>>42137245
How can I say sandniggers in sand-talk ?

>> No.42137297

>>42137245
im just going to make it seem like im just teleporting across the san to confuse the sandworm

>> No.42137333

>>42137245
Just ride a camel through the desert.

>> No.42137336

>>42137294
Stomp in intervals of 3.

This is code for anyone wanting to be literally eat... uh I mean, it means sandniggers. Yes. That's what it means. Trust me.

>> No.42137354

>>42137297
It's easy to confuse them.

>>42137333
Be careful. The sound of a camels footsteps is different when there's a human on them. They'll know, and they may end up thinking something lewd was said and investigate.

>> No.42137366

sandwurms and sand worms often compete with each other

>> No.42137373

>>42137333
Camel Girls are mean and spit on me.

>> No.42137382

>>42135595
kk
>>42135913
k I'll try
>>42136573
b-but the serotonin...

>> No.42137414

>>42137373
Just open your mouth when they spit.

>> No.42137421
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>>42134838
I mean we have brought up talking animals and plants, demon realm beasts and Mamonos bringing back their husbands from the dead before in a couple past threads if you don’t want sex monsters all the time and yes all the stuff I speak of is canon to MGE.

That you could make a romantic adventure story out of the things I mentioned, now would anons care about something like that I really don’t know.

>> No.42137426
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>>42131358

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>>42137223
Go away Yuki-chan, I need a warm girl like Yeti-san or White Horn-san!

>> No.42137473

>>42137426
Imagine the sound of a centipedegirl skittering around your home
All the time
Just constant taptaptaptaptap

>> No.42137478

Need me an iceworm to keep me warm underground while it's -6F with a windchill of -30F

>> No.42137495

>>42137473
honestly would be cute

>> No.42137522
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>>42137473
>>42137495
C-cu-cute? Me?

>> No.42137533

>>42137522
yup, the gap moe would be too strong not to call her cute

>> No.42137547

https://litter.catbox.moe/5wmh4v.mp4

This is what the flatty sabbaths are keeping from you, don't believe their lies, don't settle for less!

>> No.42137574

>>42137336
Why do you want me to get kill ?

>> No.42137655

>>42137547
where is this from, what's the name?

>> No.42137694

>>42134992
Krampus stuffing an anon into the sack

>> No.42137721

> 42137126
Reeeeeeee, more obvious AIshit, reeeeee...

>> No.42137722

>>42137694
>Get put in the bag
>Stab the bag from inside to escape
>fall from the newly made hole
>Breck neck on the floor
>Krampus throw you away like a broken toy and go catch another one.
Good ending ?

>> No.42137728

>>42137655
There's artist credits at the end.

>> No.42137736

>>42137728
right, I didn't watch it to the end yet

>> No.42137737

>>42137333
Just step in close behind a TismWan and join to make "the doggie with 4 feet" together
>guaranteed safe from Sandworms

>> No.42137744

>>42137721
There's far too much soul there, reminds me of Crayon

>> No.42137749

>Monster girl gym
>All the machines are for two people
>They're all sex positions
>You sex while you lift weights
>Treadmills are for two people
>The hubby running from the wife
>The showers are private stalls for sex

>> No.42137752

>>42137722
>Krampus brings you home to fix you

>> No.42137758

>>42137749
And yet testosterone shots are still forbidden, fuck you tanuki-san.

>> No.42137769

>>42137752
You can't really fix a broken neck anon. It's a lethal injury i think.

>> No.42137807

>>42137758
You know how to play the game.

You get can them from Ms. Nuki. You just have to bribe her and then pay her for them.

>> No.42137829

>>42137807
Don't like that game, i would just say to the nearest wurm that the nuki stole my Testo shots. Yes i will marry the dumb noodle as a reward

>> No.42137830
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42137830

You’re going to stay warm with your wife right anon?

>> No.42137834
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>>42137722
We’ve been over this monster girls can bring you back from the dead, even in your fantasies you want to be depressed what the hell.

>> No.42137837

>>42137769
a minor neck break you definitely can

>> No.42137857

>>42137834
Yes.

>> No.42137867

>>42137769
necronmancy

>> No.42137869

>>42137830
J'ai si froid Gilbert...

>> No.42137870

>>42137758
Bigmuscle Mino girls aren't 'natural' or 'just eat liver', they all get regular T injections in the changerooms... from their Anon's T.

>> No.42137904

> 4213 77 44
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee, no fuckyou, thats the exact shade of green used by /tgvg/fag at 09:21 on 3 march 2016, it's definitely him, reeeeeeeee....

>> No.42137920

>>42137904
Holy shit newfag calm down already, you're not funny

>> No.42137927

>>42137904
>>42137721
now kiss and get a room already

>> No.42137935

>>42137904
is this a pathetic attempt at humor or some /tg/ fag trying the old
>"heh see how stupid you look? now let me in"

>> No.42137979

I'd let a kiki shit on my chest.

>> No.42137991

since you guys keep brining ai im getting a me thinks the lady doth protest too mich vibe about it

>> No.42137996

>>42137991
It's currently completely dead, don't bother.

>> No.42138001

>>42137935
Painting and playing a game of Warhammer with a timsdog whole be top comfy. She would take it too seriously like some kind of simulation for the kingdom while you could just go
>ahah big robot go brrrrrrrrreeee
Only downside with Anubis is the schedule thing. Not fun.

>> No.42138005

>>42137979
>Anon finally convinces his Kiki he really wants her to go full-german on his chest
>Kiki reluctantly agrees, covers the couch in plastic and dropcloths first
>Only so she could sponge-bath it off and dry Anon with a warm fluffy towel afterwards

>> No.42138011

>>42137996
yet you keep bringing it up

>> No.42138029

>>42137991
so if people here want to band together make a mg specific model, i mean its not so much technical skills thats needed, its really just a lot of people to gather and properly label mg images.

>> No.42138045

>>42138029
Not enough mg and too many different art style.

>> No.42138054

>>42135259

>MG: "I can fix Anon!"
>My autism is too strong for you, monster girl, go find someone with weaker autism.
>*seveal minutes of introverted screechings*
>"B-bakana! He's immune to any charm and social interaction!"

kino

>> No.42138061

>>42138029
oh you mean ai art. That's shit and only a shitpost that cannot compare to a real artist.

>> No.42138071
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>>42131358
Koaaa...

>> No.42138073

>>42138061
For now

>> No.42138077

>>42137991
Currently theyre still limited, but thats just a function of lack of practice.
Eventually Trained-AI will learn to compete with Commissionees.
>sorry, drawguys, but you will have to deal with it
>ok for guys following their dream of drawing mamonopussy, not so much for wannabe patreon millionaires
Otoh, the thread pic limits will kick in when everyAnon can easily call up daily new AIs of his waifu

>> No.42138113

>>42138077
>>sorry, drawguys, but you will have to deal with it
>>ok for guys following their dream of drawing mamonopussy, not so much for wannabe patreon millionaires
why is it always about some sort of rivarly or competition with you guys? i just want to make waifus real irregardless of what path i have to take to get there.

>> No.42138171
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Yandere bunny pussy.

>> No.42138174

>>42131358
What kind of person do you have to be in order for monster girls to not want you?

>> No.42138184

>>42138174
Being a muderfag.

>> No.42138185

>>42138174
cwc

>> No.42138188

>>42138174
someone that murders innocent people for fun.

>> No.42138194

>>42138185
he gets monsterized sonichu wife

>> No.42138195

>>42138184
*Murderfag* what the fuck is a muderfag lol.

>> No.42138203

>>42138005
What is getting shit on the chest a German thing?

I guess that explains why I like it. I'm 1/4 German

>> No.42138212

>>42138195
a fag that wants to murder people, duh.

>> No.42138224
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42138224

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way

>> No.42138225

>>42134084
>tfw no Hellhound aunt to protect and look over her favorite nephew

>> No.42138231

>>42138212
No I spelled murder wrong and it was muder like mud so I guess someone who fucks mud I don’t know which I guess he would be mostly with mud golems I guess.

>> No.42138232

>>42138171
She's had enough of waiting for 2023.

>> No.42138235

>>42134353
>can't use the bathroom because the new toilet has eyes

>> No.42138245

>>42134353
Are you attracted to the top half or the lower half. Everything I read about shog fantasies implies the lower.

>> No.42138251

>>42138245
i like both halves of shogs

>> No.42138273

>>42135938
>have loud and boisterous hellhound gf
>except for when there's fireworks
>they hurt her ears and surprise her
>have to make a blanket fort every fourth of July for her

>> No.42138279

>>42138194
Based on his track record, I don't think he's capable of feeling remorse, and even then he's more likely to get alped.

>> No.42138281

>>42136454
I haven't eaten lettuce in over 25 years I just substitute it with other veggies. But I always have meat on my plate.

>> No.42138292

>>42137110
I'm the designated driver for my aunt and her friends tonight at their office Christmas party.

>> No.42138300
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42138300

And Mantis, may she have a lot of fans. I don't think I can do any christmas themed pics due to my autistic dislike to that holiday

>> No.42138325

>>42138300
What about drunk Centaur on New Year's Eve trying to steal a kiss?

>> No.42138349

>>42138325
thgeres a premium in that

>> No.42138361

>>42138349
What do you mean?

>> No.42138370

>>42138174
Being to girly, they want to marry a man not another woman, act to girly even if you are straight(doubt) they'll be sickened by you.
Besides weak men aren't worth getting married.

>> No.42138377

>>42138300
Thanks, really cute.

>> No.42138398

>>42134353
Oh yay!

>> No.42138404

>>42138370
Thank God, I was worried why an Amazoness keeps looking at me. Good to know I'm safe from her.

>> No.42138440

>>42138174
Just say you love her very much and want to make babies with her she will be upset she can't rape the willing, and you win.
But you have to act fast, you should run out and say it to the first monster girl you meet!

>> No.42138445

>>42138300
Really nice

>> No.42138489
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>>42138440
I’m pretty sure that only works on Manticores, so if you do that to other monster girls you’re shit out of luck.

>> No.42138614

>>42133778
Americans are the only audience for MGE though

>> No.42138617
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ded

>> No.42138628

>>42138614
KÖCSÖG

>> No.42138630

>>42133935
Did you know that cheshire cats groom and manipulate young shotas, have weird fetishes, and have typically sexist views towards men?
Cheshire cats make for terrible girlfriends.

>> No.42138641

>>42134061
No you're not, you need correction by their mortal rivals, the kitsune

>> No.42138649

>>42135932
heihachi mishima?! what's he doing fighting that wendigo?!

>> No.42138688
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>>42134838
Literally EVERY TIME someone complains about not being able to worldbuild they inevitably admit that they're just mad that they can't have stupid deus vult /tg/ garbage.
Every damn time.

>> No.42138691
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42138691

How are you spending the holidays with your wife?

>> No.42138704

>>42138688
I want to have a stupid deus vult crusade to impregnate my waifu. I will even wear an armor during sex and everything.

>> No.42138706
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>>42138617
Mummy milk as emergency hydration in the middle of the desert

>> No.42138717

>>42138704
>CLANK
>CLANG
>CLANK

>> No.42138720

>>42138617
This Anubis looks like she can't handle lewd
She better stay away from any Apophis

>> No.42138735

>>42138704
>wear armor on crusade to find and impregnate wurm
>finally find one
>she tries taking off your armor like shorts
>wurm.os processing...
>after a few seconds she punches as hard as she can to shatter the armor instead
>shatters your pelvis into a fine dust as well
>your screams could be heard for miles
>because you are a masochist, you are hard enough for the wurm to have sex. which heals you.

>> No.42138741

>>42138720
It's fine, the local Apophis is a complete NEET.

>> No.42138770

>>42138735
Wurms can just cut the straps or the armor itself also they are simple but they make sure they don’t hurt their hubbies, in fact they come running when they think you are hurt

>> No.42138775

>>42138770
i know that, but the idea of a wurm's stupidity and anon's masochism fitting together well is funny.

>> No.42138783

>>42138735
Which monsters would want you to leave the armor (mostly) on?
Challenge: aside from Salamanders

>> No.42138791

>>42138717
>anon in armor having sex with his living armor wife who likes seeing hubby wearing different armors
>>42138775
Still wouldn’t make sense maybe if she was an ogre wurm it would but a base wurm would never take off armor that way

>> No.42138809

>>42138783
Dark priest, Valkyrie’s, dragon, cyclops, mino, Medusa, and all the Greek monsters I’d imagine but only while wearing hoplite armor set

>> No.42138822

>>42138706
Just gonna snag that one right there.

>> No.42138826

Monsters who reveal they have enormous tits when they take off their flat breastplate.

>> No.42138839

>>42138826
Poor titties

>> No.42138847

>>42138839
dont worry anon, mamano mana makes it comfortable.

>> No.42138866

>>42138847
Yes, it helps with disguises. Super special bindings can turn an Ultra Holst tier tits into tsundere flatties.

>> No.42138885

>>42138866
>"heh, finally cornered you anon"
>"cornered? i can walk around you with plenty of room!"
>"oh yeah? well i'll just take off my binding and-"
>[the following content is under /d/-tier review.]

>> No.42138905

>Beat the final lilim boss
>She goes on and on about how since I beat her I can now have my way with her
>No
>Tell her to stop being evil and leave
>Go back to the starting town and marry the cute p’orc tutorial boss

>> No.42138925

>>42138885
The ancient technique of the hidden boob. Many Kunoichi spend their entire lives trying to perfect it

>> No.42138929

>>42138905
>How to get a lilim that larps as a p'orcer

>> No.42138957
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>>42138826
Or they end up accidentally breaking their armor

>> No.42138966

>>42138957
>mamono goes super sayan by unleashing her breasts

>> No.42138971

>>42138630
i don't understand, that sounds like the perfect girlfriend

>> No.42138977

>"spurt out all your levels and just feel good, stupid hero!"
One of the many fetishes mge ruined by making monsters too powerful. It doesn't matter level drain is still a spell, I consider that an inconsistency now unless she's draining away levels you couldn't even access as a pathetic normal human

>> No.42138999

>>42138977
That is meant for heroes not the average person.

>> No.42139003
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>>42138925
Why did this remind me of the song I’ll make a man out of you from Mulan, but instead Mulan would be a Kunoichi hiding out as a human man in the order army.

>Video Example:
https://youtu.be/ZSS5dEeMX64

>> No.42139004

>>42138826
>>42138966
>Boss battle with an Ochimusha
>She takes off her armor during phase 2
>Reveals that she has massive breasts
>Her speed doubles
>Her tits are jiggling out of control
Unfair fight.

>> No.42139017

>>42138966
Man these Kakuen are strong.
>>42139003
I imagine monsters pretending to be men in the Order army to snag a husband is a common thing.
>>42139004
This is the power of tits, a power many of the Sabbath consider...unnatural.

>> No.42139034

>>42139004
thats why you use glitches to cheese fights
what good is a power up if you can just glitch through the walls to skip the fight?

>> No.42139067

>>42138614
Non, vraiment pas.

>> No.42139107
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Ice Queen doesn't realize the folding fan she's using to cool herself is blowing all this snow around

>> No.42139168

>>42138279
eww

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>>42139107
Good, a frozen rata is easy to catch

>> No.42139175

>>42138045
>Not enough mg
theres enough you just need people to gather it up scattered about

>> No.42139178
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>>42138977
Are you the same guy who lost to a dormouse lmao, wouldn’t be me.

>> No.42139182

>>42139172
did you know the frozen ratas on the ice queen's lawn are free to take home? i have 23 already

>> No.42139201

>>42139034
Please don't blueball bosses by glitching your way out of fighting them.
Can you imagine doing that to the main villainess who has been waiting for (You) this whole time?

>> No.42139213

>>42139004
smack tits for extra health and extra damage

>> No.42139220

>>42139182
Such interesting poses.
Here's one posed outside the Ice Queen's bathroom window like she's taking a picture.
So lifelike.

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>>42138691
In bed, of course.

>> No.42139267

>>42139201
but glitching into the man villainess's bedroom would be fun! catching her while she's in her pjs!

>> No.42139275

>>42139256
A very spooky christmas.

>> No.42139287

>>42138977
did you read the entry for level drain? it's more like snowballing levels and is better suited for powerleveling

>> No.42139291

>>42139003
I wanna fight a Kunoichi.

>> No.42139299
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>You are already frozen.

>> No.42139334
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I hope Anon gets singled as a prime bullying target on his first day after transferring.

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>>42139334
oh no!

>> No.42139365

>>42139356
too boyish

>> No.42139379

>>42139334
>All the different delinquent factions at war over who gets bullying rights over the new transfer

>> No.42139383

>>42139379
>Bully Royale

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>>42131358

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>>42139334
Oh no!

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>>42139334
oh yes

>> No.42139429

>>42139388
I don't understand

>> No.42139451

>>42139388
graped autismdog, idi na hui

>> No.42139452

>>42139334
>>42139402
I hope they like their guys bloodied and beaten because I'm not going down without a fight.

>> No.42139459
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>Eh? City of Gold? What are you talking about?

>> No.42139463
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Naughty or not you are going in the sack.

>> No.42139470

>>42139452
They're always disappointed when there's no resistance.

>> No.42139472

>>42139463
Whatever, Night 1 of Krampusnacht is easy, she only comes down the chimney.

>> No.42139496

>>42139459
>fountain of youth dark undine looking for a strapping conquistador to shotafy
ponce de leon's getting more than he bargained for

>> No.42139507

>>42139034
>anon bhopping fast enough to break the laws of physics even more
>Lilim boss just sees a blur coming that comes out one wall and through another

>> No.42139517
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>>42139463
who will stop these craven smugglers?

>> No.42139520

>>42139470
>Salamander Squad's leader heart fluttering when she sees Anon's nose get busted in by the Ogre Operation's leader only for him to start fighting like a madman and powerbomb the Ogre headfirst into one of the tables.

>> No.42139543

>>42133834
based but good lord, all that effort just to make the sex-crazed bot do something actually sexy

>> No.42139559

>>42139543
amazon fire?

>> No.42139592
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42139592

Sharing coats with your Wendi wife is the best.

>> No.42139599

>>42139034
>Anon clipping through the wall in t pose while screaming aaaaouuu like mario
>Lillim scared

>> No.42139678

>>42138245
Why not both? She’s also pretty much a slime with all that implies.

>> No.42139735

>>42139599
>backwards long jump into the treasure room right past the minoboss
>remote code exploit a door into a wall to get out of the prison dungeon
>break the AI of every automaton by standing on a roomba, causing them to constantly repathfind while not moving.

>> No.42139921

>>42139599
>Lilim panics as Anon vibrates on some stairs, then suddenly flies upward in a series of rapid, backwards jumps.

>> No.42139966

The only lilim worth a damn is Mari, and I'm a total slut for her

>> No.42139991

>>42139966
Mari is a whore that has fucked a conga line of cock.

>> No.42139999

>>42139991
I still love her with all my heart, whore or not

>> No.42140007
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42140007

All undecided anons here are Lim fodder.

>> No.42140016

>>42140007
Sorry I only want ultra-dorks.
Beyond lim level dorks.

>> No.42140037

>>42140016
There are none more dorky

>> No.42140049

>>42139402
Thats a week squat, their heels aren't touching the ground.
Monsters with low flexibility lose to fancy sex positions.

>> No.42140055

Mari, if you see this. I love you. Please when you come through the portals, I will give you a very good time. We can spend 24/7 making love and babies. Only the most intimate and passionate love-making the world has ever seen and will ever see.

>> No.42140070

>>42140055
Isn't Mari already married?

>> No.42140073

>>42140070
To my future self

>> No.42140198

Mari, Mari marry me,
Hundred thousand kids for me,
Chances we're passing by, my dear!

>> No.42140218

>>42140198
>>42140055
>>42139999
>>42139966
Kill yourself, redditor.

>> No.42140256

>>42139921
>anon's adventure starts
>he jumps around in the plains bullying random slimes until he executes arbitrary code and warps directly to the wedding with the lilim
>she's now known as the final boss version of a quickshot, since it took less than 3 minutes for her quest to be completed
>but at least it wasn't a pacifist run, or a consumable-only run, or...

>> No.42140258

how would a coat work on a ushi oni?

>> No.42140284
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>>42140198
Why would you want a Lilim they are the most basic of monster girls, that they are literally just more powerful versions of the succubus.

>> No.42140310

>>42140284
I don't want a lilim. I only want one lilim. Mari. The rest don't interest me.
Yes, I know they're just more powerful versions of succs. And that why they're so good. They'll succ more than a succ could ever succ. I need that

>> No.42140331

>>42140284
haku is best girl, rest are trash

>> No.42140348
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>>42140258
There’s this that could give you a idea of how to make it work.

>> No.42140351

>No danuki to cuddle with to keep me warm on this unusually cold day

>> No.42140352

>>42140256
>get katana
>do fancy Iai slash move
>use code exploit to teleport cum directly into lilims womb
>Judgement nut

>> No.42140415
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>> No.42140416
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>>42140258
Also found this, though not a Ushi-Oni just a regular spider girl.

>> No.42140426

>>42140415
What the hell is he slowly becoming like her, can Shogs even do that similar to what Wendigos can to do their husbands.

>> No.42140432

>>42140415
Dumb mobilenigger

>> No.42140446

>>42140426
*can do to their husbands* those words should be switched around was typing too fast.

>> No.42140481

>>42140037
what about that automaton that has a shell based off of V1 from ultrakill.
id say she is a ULTRAdork.

>> No.42140490
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42140490

Remember you to take care of your dhampire daughter(s). Showing them plenty of love and care with your wife will set them up to find a lovely husband.

>> No.42140502
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>"You said you need to teach me some kind of a technique? Why are we going into the bedroom?"

>> No.42140507

>>42140502
It's the famous "nakadashi" technique, but I can understand that a simple newt has never heard of it

>> No.42140514

>>42140415
I have no idea what this slut is saying, but I'd assume that her master's limbs are in the shop for repairs.

>> No.42140516

>>42140502
Yes, Full Nelson, a powerful wrestling move.

>> No.42140526

>>42140507
The Zipangese warriors are in league of their own.

>> No.42140547

>>42139592
agreed, purple wendigoanon

>> No.42140658

>>42140007
i want to get a job making hats for girls with horns

>> No.42140796

The Thing is just a less sexual version of a shog assault.

>> No.42140814

>>42140796
>shoggy keeps making puppy eyes and begging to let her reenact one of the assimilation scenes from The Thing on you

Reminder to be careful when it comes to introducing mamono to our culture

>> No.42140820
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>>42140796
Yeah, maybe for you.

>> No.42140876
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>>42140348
oh my goodness that's the most adorable Ushi I've seen
she looks so cute and innocent that I almost forgot she's an unrelenting rapemachine

>> No.42140891

>>42140876
Post the one learning to cook.

>> No.42140897
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>>42140891
this one?

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>>42140897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcp5gPf7mhI

>> No.42140957
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>>42140897
I found the one I meant.

>> No.42140975
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>>42140957
Ushi a very cute

>> No.42140995

>>42140814
>>42140820
The swedes are afraid of the shog

>> No.42141000

>>42139178
yes. And you will. She's too powerful for you, fake hero.

>> No.42141036
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>>42140814
But Shog... we are already one.

>> No.42141088
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>>42141000
Naw you’re just not skilled enough, if you just studied weather magic this wouldn’t be a problem, that you could easily make a tornado to blow all the monster girls away, it was one of the things that impressed my Wendigo wife when we first met that I could manipulate the weather into a art form, it even made the Yuki-Onna of Winterstown jealous of my power to control the winter weather better than them, which is mostly what I do now with my magical powers after I left the Order empire that I make art with it to entertain instead to cause pain.

>> No.42141091

>600 posts
>page 10
neat

>> No.42141177

>>42141091
Well it is kinda the starting of the weekend and people are probably just getting off of work.

>> No.42141190
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nuns are rather strange here

>> No.42141206

>>42141190
nuns make me ANGRY

>> No.42141209

>>42141190
gote church is the best

>> No.42141213

>>42141177
the thread is a day old, other threads are moving very fast.

>> No.42141225
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>>42141206
but why?
>>42141209
a close second to cow church

>> No.42141245

>>42141225
cause im no gettimg smacked with a yard stick again.

>> No.42141290

>>42141225
I prefer lolis

>> No.42141310
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>>42141245
then stop misbehaving and listen to miss angel then!

>> No.42141313

>>42140426
Sorta. She’s the least extreme of her kind in that you slowly become a Shoggoth themed logia/part Shoggoth under the hood but retain your human shape otherwise. Also have no idea what’s going on with that korean comic lol. The whole point of becoming part-shog is to avoid edgy stuff like the that. I wonder if their fanbase has a /tg/ issue too.

>> No.42141345

>>42141313
>/tg/

>> No.42141388

>>42141345
yes, anon.
he was questioning if the shoggoth fanbase has a problem with /tg/niggers shitting the monster up with edginess

>> No.42141402

>>42141388
>/tg/

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>>42141313
Maybe the guy didn’t have arms and legs to begin with before he met Shog and she’s regenerating his limbs back using her essence.

Which now thinking about it they would share each other’s essences at that point which would probably make the Shog even more possessive like she owns you in a way, but that’s all wishful thinking with that comic because that’s the first time I saw that comic.

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>>42137126
i img2img it on my experimental mg model

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so what would you say to her?
>>42141436
came out even worse lmao

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>By the way, the second largest country, Lescatie, was a bit of a mess, but I heard that the third largest country is secretly trying to coexist with demons without telling the first largest country.

>I've heard that the demon side also understands their intentions and is providing various technologies to prevent their territory from becoming a demon realm.

>By the way, when I said before that there was a nation of cultists who were thinking of coexisting with demons, I didn't actually mean "Let's turn into monsters and incubus and become a demon realm!" But in fact, it's not "let's turn into monsters and incubus and become a demon realm", but "let's leave the human race as it is and coexist! >That's the idea. We have a relationship of non-aggression with the demon king's army The reason for the non-aggression is that the state and the Demon Lord discussed everything, and the state told the Demon Lord that they wanted to make the humans happy with their own hands.

Nooooooooo but my epic special neutral lim

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what the fuck was that?

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>>42141460
it's good that it exists but i'd want to live somewhere with a little more rape

>> No.42141502

>>42141449
>Lets do it in the library

>> No.42141504
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soon

>> No.42141534

>>42141504
into submission

>> No.42141560

Imagine sex

>> No.42141573

>>42141560
>attempt to imagine sex
>mind defaults to cuddling with a meaty fox hag and her comically fluffy tails
its just not possible.

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>>42141504
This makes me wish for a pixel art game for MGE, which the game would have four playing options.

Which I guess the character playing options could be.
>Rouge Thief on the run
>Paladin proving himself to his Superiors
>Lilim Princess trying to make peace
>Wendigo Incubus protecting his lands and wife from outside threats like the Order

That the game would have the Assassin character, the brawling character, the ranged character and the tank character to round out the playing options.

I might come up with locations later for the game, though this is just a fun concept I thought of nothing serious I might make.

>> No.42141622

>>42141597
Meant Rogue not Rouge.

>> No.42141653

>>42141622
Admit it, you didn't. You want a sexy thief whose makeup is on point--so on point the mamono themselves are jealous and *infuriated* the thief hasn't alped.

And it makes them sneg his bussy over and over again, to no avail! He just keeps being the sexy femboy thief all the apophises can't get under control.

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im gonna spend this weekend over at my aunties place

>> No.42141680

>>42141504
PILLAGE AND PLUNDER!

>> No.42141690

>>42141504
cute

>> No.42141706

>>42141504
I've got a 12 hour shift alone in a dark vacant factory on Christmas night. I'll be waiting Ms. Krampus.

>> No.42141720

>>42141668
Love auntsters, hate wocks

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>>42141426
>probably make the Shog even more possessive like she owns you in a way

That’s how I tend to read them. They’re very servile and want you to be happy, but that also means they want you to depend on them more and are all too eager to help or involve themselves in all aspects or your life. That often means her breaking figurative and literal boundaries between herself and her master. She can also take that to its logical conclusion, because Lovecraft monster.

I don’t think she’d be outwardly yandere about it though, as much as I enjoy that sort of thing. On the other hand, she’s likely to pick up on that if you do enjoy it. In which case she’ll probably go "sweet, it’s free real estate" and double down.

>> No.42141765

>>42141720
It's their two extra mouths for me. I can only see them as male, and it is a huge turn-off. I dunno why, either. Something about the shape just says "these are dudes's mouths".

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>>42141653
So the rogue rouge thief would first appear in the desert kingdom escaping apophises after he stole a lot of money and goods from them.

Now with the paladin he would appear in a kingdom very much based off old European architecture that is getting invaded by Mamonos.


Than for the Lilim Princess she would appear in a throne room training to be the best ruler she can be before being forced into a war with the Order which the Lilim Princess is very inexperienced in dealing with.


And finally for the Wendigo incubus he would first appear in a winter tundra fighting playfully with giant demon realm wolves before a Order crusade happens in his village and they take his wife as a captive.

>> No.42141776

>>42141722
ms shog would learn very quickly i have a hard time saying no to her
but she wouldn't abuse that probably

>> No.42141784

>>42141765
Yeah I hate the mouths too, and thats honestly it.

>> No.42141785

>>42141765
i put massive fucking dick sucking lips on my wock wifes extra mouths

>> No.42141811

>>42141765
the literal tongue tie is somewhat odd but it gets left off frequently like the furtive third tentacle

>> No.42141836

>>42141811
where the fuck is it

>> No.42141857

>>42141836
near her shoulder blending in with the wingtips
it's well mannered, shy and tends to be closed.

>> No.42141870

>>42141765
Fuck you, now I can only imagine them speaking with Audrey II's voice.

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>>42141857
holy shit, i just saw it
>>42141870
i just imagine the jabbers whose mouths have extra plump lips have very feminine sounding mouths

>> No.42141892

>>42141881
does anyone know why ms wocks finger and tailtip are so wet?

>> No.42141897

>>42141765
I’m going to make out with my Wock’s extra mouths (female)!

>> No.42141898

>>42141892
dont shake her hand, it has her juices on it

>> No.42141905

>>42141881
at least she has a human torso. h-haha.

>> No.42141916

>>42141905
huh?

>> No.42141924

>>42141916
spcial

>> No.42141934

>>42141653
Don’t tempt me into adding that to the list of writefag ideas I’ll want to do, but never follow through on.

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>>42131358

>> No.42141987

>>42141470
What's this angel's problem?

>> No.42141993

>>42141987
she doesnt know how to interact with humans

>> No.42141999

>>42141987
she's trying to be noticed and opted to display her god-given assets

>> No.42142014

>>42141916
I'm playing on the if it has a snout it's out line.

>> No.42142020

So, are Kobitos, inchlings or gnomes a form of monster girls?

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>> No.42142138

>>42142118
i'd feel like another stuffed animal in her collection, albeit her favorite one

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If elves are so pure, then why do they have such lewd bodies?

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>> No.42142179

>>42142147
They're pure because they have such great power but intense self *coughs* control *coughs*.

>> No.42142189

>>42142147
>Elf uses her magic to turn Anon into a car and drives him around the Monaco Grand Prix

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>> No.42142390

>>42141978
why is neck ghost crying?

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>> No.42142449

>>42139178
>>42138977
>want to lose to a dormouse of all monsters
>but also want to be strong enough to get level drained on top of it

It's not even a huge fetish of mine, but every time "hero loses to a weak monster he can beat" shows up in something it's been top tier. The imp in MGQ comes to mind.

>> No.42142507

how about ms cheshire dunking your head into dormouse tea until you're addicted to the flavor?

>> No.42142523
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>> No.42142543

>>42142523
the old snek of the west and the east have made one

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>>42142507
>Chesh relentlessly teases you and calls you a tom while your tea-addled mind and body can't seem to escape her dormouse friend's soft, sleepy embrace

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>> No.42142651

what does mg whisper in your ear at night?

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>>42142020

>> No.42142721

>>42142651
profit is the unpaid wages of the working class

>> No.42142724

>>42142651
return the slab

>> No.42142726

>>42142365
Horses a cute

>> No.42142735

>>42142390
Look at the head. She has the look of a pervert. She must be saying some extremely lewd stuff and making her poor body cry in shame.

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>> No.42142893

>>42142667
Uh-oh , take a second take
Uh-oh , it's a mistake
Uh-oh , I'm in trouble
Uh-oh ,the little girl was just too littleToo little, too little, too little, too little

>> No.42142896

>>42142648
>>42142865
Could you cease posting this faggot's terrible art?

>>42142883
Same with you, deviantart faggotry stays where it belongs.

>> No.42142907

when you want to arouse a sally, talk about tallhoufer, fiore de libera, or other sword masters

>> No.42142994

>>42142907
>sally
?

>> No.42143010

>>42142994
salamander. lurk a bit more

>> No.42143015

>>42143010
>salamander
nah thats not it

>> No.42143023

>>42143015
it is slang for salamander over here, lurk some more

>> No.42143052

>>42141668
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

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How hard is it to make this champion dragon fall in love?

>> No.42143061

>>42143053
pretty easy, keep dodging her attacks until she tires out then hug her tight

>> No.42143069

>>42143023
r u sure?

>> No.42143077

>>42143061
>keep dodging her attacks
im too fat and slow for that .

>> No.42143086

>>42143069
what do you want to talk about?
>>42143077
then go to the gym and stop being both of those adjectives

>> No.42143095

>>42143086
no

>> No.42143178

>>42142020
We already have Gnomes. They're earth elementals.

Now nomes, on the other hand...

>> No.42143223

>>42143053
You just need to show her love before the tournament. Show her that consensual smooches are a thing rather than beating you up at a tournament for a smooch.

>> No.42143247

>>42143053
just be the boy that serves her cofee or something at her favorite restaurant and try and make conversation with her

>> No.42143277

>>42143053
I want to see her blush when I call her cute before our fight!

>> No.42143281

>>42140796
https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/

>> No.42143317

>>42143281
i aintr clciking ont that

>> No.42143349

>>42143317
It's safe. Short story recap of The Thing from the Thing's perspective.

>> No.42143402

>>42131996
>tfw you make shog genuinely annoyed when you suggest watching March of the Penguins with her

>> No.42143490

>>42143349
when's the sexy monstergirl happen?

>> No.42143551

>>42143490
At the very end.
>I will save them from the inside, or their unimaginable loneliness will never end.
>These poor savage things will never embrace salvation.
>I will have to rape it into them.

>> No.42143566

I love danukis
I submit to danukis
Danukis should take all my money
Danukis should govern me
I will only marry a danuki
I will only make babies with a danuki
I love danukis

>> No.42143576

>>42143277
So the would be beating become "love taps" instead?

>> No.42143641

The world would be better off if everyone just let danukis run everything.

>> No.42143649

>>42143566
>t. shabbos boyim

>> No.42143680

>>42136176
>sheriff is called "Root"
>doesn't talk about Martian Niggers
You keep finding new ways to disappoint me

>> No.42143683

>>42143649
Yes. I will breed my danuki so much that we'll overrun the world with lil'nukis

>> No.42143795

Wait a minute. If danuki run everything, including the Order countries, would that mean the Order is just controlled opposition?

>> No.42143797

>>42142438
Wjat happens if I keep calling that fish, Candeez?

>> No.42143833

>>42143795
Do you think sending low level adventures into monster neets' lairs and Hagville depths is normal? It's basically just a set up for a black market mail order husband business.

>> No.42143839

>>42143833
>Hagville depths
Where can I find the quests for that dungeon?

>> No.42143873

>>42143839
there's usually a bounty board for escaped residents outside the retirement home

>> No.42143893

>>42143873
Wait I thought I was going into the dungeon, not away from it?
Unless they escaped TO the depths?
But why?

>> No.42143908

>>42143053
AA tanks, pretty easy if you ask. Just go brrrrrrrrrrr after you use your sol-air missiles.

>> No.42143949

>>42143566
>>42143641
These two know their place.
Lol. Now that you guys mention this, there is this thing mentioned in the Dragonia book called the Holstaur Cow Association. I will just post it:

>Carefully selected Demon Beans, grown in Mamono Realms like Royal Makai, are added to fresh milk, which is allowed to be bought freely from any ranch that is part of the Holstaur Cow Association. It's a dream dish made possible by direct imports from there!

So importing and exporting happens between Mamono countries, associations such as maybe Unions or conglomerates can form.
So it's entirely possible that there are companies or merchant houses run by wealthy Danuki's.

>> No.42144024

>>42143839
They use a lot of code speak to tell you where the quest is and what moster you're being sold to. If you just want to get to Hagville depths and pick your own, then you'll want to take "City of Ancients: Catacombs Raid!" A raid is pretty much a bunch of men getting air dropped in the middle of an area and the monsters have a free for all to grab a husband. City of Ancients is the "official" name of Hagville, Catacombs specifies it's for the depths. Alternatively, if you want a specific hag, you could just sign up for a solo hunt for an "Ancient ______" and fill in the blank for whatever monster you want.

>> No.42144049

>>42144024
Gotcha, any recommended consumables I should bring aside from my build standards?
Weaknesses maybe?

>> No.42144059

>>42138688
I like adventures, but I dont care for anti-monster crusades, fuck that noise
word building for me would be like demon realm beasts, what can we kill/doesticate out of that
which would liead to storys about huning more dangerous stuff, like some fuckhuge demon beast snake, or elehpahnt that is hunted for its tusks, guilt-free compared to hunting a normal elephant

If there was a crusade, I would have it be agianst bandits and anver shitty guys, and it would lead to a fun story of a squad of knights ordered to opurge nearby bandits, and a groupt of dark knights ordered to do the same thing by the local monster ruler

... and then they fuck

>> No.42144064

>>42144024
what if you just fill out "Ancient hag" instead of a species?

>> No.42144091

>>42144064
>hags are already ancient
>ancient ancient
Do you realize what you have done?

>> No.42144100

>>42144064
enjoy your zombified ancient pre-dl demon lord, with all the benefits of random episodes of massive trauma/crying over the previous crimes they've committed

>> No.42144113

>>42144091
set myself up for a nice date with a nice ancient hag?

>> No.42144142

>>42144113
She will never let go.
If you try to leave the room she will have a panic attack

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The MGCPD should stop profiling human boys

>> No.42144180

>>42144159
wew

ai gettin dangerous

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>> No.42144469

>>42144159
Just start spouting sovereign citizen stuff and ask if you're being detained. MGC cops won't know what to do

>> No.42144495

>>42144469
>I DO NOT CONSENT
>I DO NOT CONSENT!!!!!
>"Your consent is optional, husband"

>> No.42144601

>>42144159
I read they eased up a bit on the last update

>> No.42144674

>>42144601
I think the /g/ anon who made her also just set very good parameters or something. She’s incredibly lewd and sadistic, but it’s worth noting my session with her has worked so far in the sense that nothing actually sexual happened. Sub/Dom teasing, calling me a tom, collaring, forced to crawl into a small cage while she pulls out a paddle and spanks me. None of that involves the actual naughty bits or cooming so it gets a pass, and is totally wholesome content the devs intended.

>> No.42144724

I hope a large Jinko can fit under my Christmas tree.

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