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Holy shit, his father is filthy rich, so his layabout kid can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Which apparently is do exactly jack shit, be a little basement dwelling weeaboo overgrown manchild fuckstick who pretends to review anime, little toys and dollies and anime and shit under the pretense of having a job being the webmaster of his own website.

Seriously, the videos show the girls in maid outfits running like hell from him, and the dancing stormtroopers are lame as hell. It's a few novelty videos at best.

If he wasn't the son of Jimmy Choo, people would laughing his hikomori ass out on a rail for embarrassing the shit outta Japan.

Is it just me?

>> No.4212352

He had/has a successful IT business thing.

>> No.4212361

Why focus on him when you could be living your fulfilling normal/neet life?

>> No.4212369

Hi, I'm a retarded fuckstick reviewing erotic dollies under the pretense of having a job!

There's only like a thousand of these produced, and they usually sell out at the show, or not long after, so you're chances of getting one are usually nil, thus making my "reviews" stupid and pointless.

But hey, despiote the fact I publicly blog about how I can't get enough of DEM LITTLE PLASTIC TITTIES, and I'm sure I'd be a valuable addition to your company's IT department!

>> No.4212414

>>4212352

Thanks to his daddy putting in a good word for him, despite his son probably not even meeting the minimum qualifications for this kind of job, sure.

>> No.4212419

>Thanks to his daddy putting in a good word for him, despite his son probably not even meeting the minimum qualifications for this kind of job, sure.

Pretty much thus. He went to school in America, so where's his college degree from?

>> No.4212442

>>4212414

His dad is a shoe designer, I'm not sure if an IT executive would really listen to him. I agree that Danny Choo is a turd and all but the dude really did earn his keep.

>> No.4212451

Dude, his degree is nothing close to IT, and I'm sure he doesn't have a single fucking cert.

If he does , he should return it, because that fucking abortion of a website proves he has no skills.

At anything.

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u jealous

>> No.4212473

ITT: Danny Choo is more successful than anyone on /jp/ so /jp/ whines about it.
( ゚∀゚)ァハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

>> No.4212477

>>"He sucks because he's in Japan and he has his own company and he did it all by himself without his dad's assistance and he has a loving wife and he gets to dance in a stormtrooper costume while getting free weeaboo stuff that I wish I could have BAWWWWWWWWW"

>> No.4212487

>loving wife

Yeah, I'm sure his wife must be -loving- those reviews of the tenga flip hole.

God, what a great thing to be known for...

>> No.4212495

I'm not gonna go the 'lol u jealous' route, but really, what's it to you? Some people succeed in life no matter what they choose to do. He seems to have garnered a following, more than can be said about most blogs about anime/general/japan. Of course, the idea of people visiting blogs about anime baffles me anyway.

>> No.4212551

>>4212442
When you're raised with a silver spoon in your mouth it's easy to become a success story. Case in point, Paris Hilton.

When you're born poor it's harder to make life changing decisions.

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Oh yeah, look at these high quality reviews!

I especially enjoyed the one of pre-pubescent girl in the sheer lingerie with the exposed crotch.

Surely any company would love a man who can produce such high-quality review material.

High-paying IT job at a Fortune 500 company, here I come!

>> No.4212561

Well, he's worked for Amazon, Microsoft, and even a Japanese airline. Now he's living his dream with his own IT company.

What's it to you?

>> No.4212564

>Well, he's worked for Amazon, Microsoft, and even a Japanese airline. Now he's living his dream with his own IT company.

translation; daddy has deep pockets, lol.

>> No.4212571

>>4212557
Those aren't reviews, they're just comments. How you can turn those off just like how you would avoid Youtube comments.

>> No.4212584

ITT: This kid
http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090719180025AAxuN2D

>> No.4212586

>Those aren't reviews, they're just comments. How you can turn those off just like how you would avoid Youtube comments.

His "reviews" (if you can even call them that, are just photos of the toys. And many are just those creepy anatomically correct half-naked dollies you can undress.

Who is his site's target demographic? Child molesters?

>> No.4212595

Haters gonna hate

>> No.4212600

>Haters gonna hate

Oh look, he has a review of the tenga flip hole! I *have* to read it!

Oh boy, jokes about dolphins!

(give me money daddy)

>> No.4212619

You're forgetting that if both of their birth dates were accurate Jimmy Choo would have fathered Danny at age 11.

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It doesn't matter, his site caters to a high-class clientele.

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I could never be jealous of a man like Danny because he's just a consumer. And by that I mean he's not known for creating anything of value. If he was the creator of Touhou or Cave Story I might be jealous of him.

Repost of repost, etc...

>> No.4212641

After reading this thread, it seems like people does not like flipholes and figurines.

Ah, Saturdays.

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Oh ho, I *do* know what you mean, good sir! I tip my hat to you, for your fine jest! Now, let us retire to the den for a nice snifter of brandy. Jolly good jest though, really.

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ITT:
Lazy, bitter, self-pitying man-children born into the riches, privileges and freedoms of the First World, desperately trying to justify their hypocritical hatred for someone born just a little more privileged.

You should listen to this man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRypc92X5Xc

>> No.4212672

>>4212634
This, this, this, a million times, this.

A consumer only uses other people's work to make himself look good. Figures and dolls are pretty cool but anyone can buy them, and the more stuff you have, the less it means to you.

>> No.4212677

>>4212641
It's all the same person

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Nope nothing creepy here...

>> No.4212691

>>4212669
Did you go to Oberlin too?

>> No.4212694

This is kind of like the fact that Anderson has a top journalistic career because he's a Vanderbilt(changing his name hypocritically puts him above danny choo on the douche list)

>> No.4212696

Stop reading his blog then, cuntbrick.

>> No.4212705

> just a little more privileged.

A little? Jimmy Choo's net worth is like eight or nine figures, easily.

That's like saying a Bugatti Veyron is *a little* faster than a soapbox racer.

>> No.4212712

>Stop reading his blog then, cuntbrick.

I just checked in looking for gunpla info after not reading it for lie three years, and noticed how shit-tastic it was.

That fucking picture layouts is *bitch* though, really.

The guy cannot write a fucking article to save his life...

>> No.4212726

ITT: OP incredibly mad

>> No.4212733

>OP incredibly mad

And both the fucking comments (which are oddly better than what passes for his articles) and everything else goddamn forever to load.

... and none of it is organized in *any* way.

Just a stream-of-concious shitfest of whatever happens to cross his desk that day.

>> No.4212738

Danny Choo is a manchild attention whore and he is very successful at being one.

I’d be pretty sure though if Danny had been born into your average poor chink family there is no way in the world he would be where he is today. Daddies money and influence has given him opportunities most of us will never have the chance to see.

>> No.4212740

Mad that you're a failure? It's fine we're all failure here, just accept it. Playing touhou fighting games and mahjong to kill your worthless time.

>> No.4212745

>>4212712
It's his blog, why does he need to write articles?

>> No.4212754

>For all the figures that I want to keep, I throw out the boxes which is why when I need to store them away for some reason, I stick em in plastic bags.

HOLY FUCK, DANNY CHOO, THIS IS *SO* FUCKING INTERESTING!

TELL ME MORE!

>> No.4212765

>It's his blog, why does he need to write articles?

Blog are generally more interesting when they contain words.

I regret to inform you a blog without words is called a GODDAMN PHOTO ALBUM.

>> No.4212770

>>4212738

So?

>> No.4212773

>>4212738

>opportunities most of us will never have the chance to see.

Depressed about your current states in society? Bawwing over your worthless life trying to get a degree for a worthless job?

>> No.4212788

>>4212694
I knew Anderson was from a rich lineage but I didn't know they were that rich. I bet he changed his name after he used it to get where he's at. What a douche.

>> No.4212801

I think OP just outdid the whole board in terms of autistic rage. Congratulations.

>> No.4212802

>>4212347
Oh Danny, you kidder. Stop trolling us.

>> No.4212805

>So?

People tend to not like people who were handed every little thing in life.

And also, overgrown manchildren who make jokes about how their dolphin sense is tingling.

>> No.4212816

OP is just jealous because Danny Choo is fucking filthy rich.

>> No.4212853

If you have influence it's idiotic and impractical not to use it. Walking away from riches and the advantages you were born with may make for an interesting story in fiction, but in real life, you have to use all of the resources available to you.

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>> No.4212866

>OP is just jealous because Danny Choo is fucking filthy rich.

No I don;'t care. My parent's are well-off as well.

It's the fact his blog is creepyas hell, and I get the impression his dad is facepalming at his antics.

Most people are wise enough to keep the creepy drooling over dollies with "castoffable" outfits in check.

This guy advertises it on a site for the entire world to see.

Please explain this to me, since my poor brain is too full of rage to process it.

>> No.4212869

I don't hate him, but you can't really deny that he's mostly just riding off of his dad.

>> No.4212886

>>4212805
It's not as if those people would do anything differently if they were the ones born with silver spoons in their mouths. It's his money and he has every right to use it how he wants to.

>> No.4212889

>I don't hate him, but you can't really deny that he's mostly just riding off of his dad.

Thank you, at least *someone* admits it.

Show me the fucking press release where his dad says, "Fuck yeah, I fucking LOVE my son's website. I fucking LOVE those GODDAMN reviews of dem nekkid girlie figures! Can't get enough of it! My son's a GENIUS!"

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>> No.4212900

>>4212866
>Please explain this to me, since my poor brain is too full of rage to process it.
You forgot to take your pills, kid. Also, go back to whatever hole spawned you because it's painfully obvious that you are not from here.

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Holy fuck, get the Pulitzer warmed up NOW, people!

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>> No.4212949

So, I just spent a few minutes on dannychoo.com (I already knew it existed, I've just never bothered going there)

Fuck, that was one of the worst sites I've ever visited. It looks like shit, it's about shit and he can't write for shit. In one of the posts, there's a poll asking the question "You is being how old?". For fuck's sake.

After leaving, I went to /b/, whose posters are very interesting and intelligent by comparison.

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>> No.4212955

Alright, seriously, I'll calm down.

But seriously, does anyone in Japan *like* Danny Choo? Is he well-known?

Like, honestly, what is the impression of him. Is this humor? Is this funny? Is the enjoyable, in the same way as, say digg or fark is enjoyable?

Or is it just an otaku site for otaku, and fans of japanese culture and gundams and dolls and shit?

All rage aside, I'm genuinely curious.

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I hope you never have to take real captives because they'll get away.

>> No.4212959

>>4212949
u peeved

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>> No.4212975

>>4212955
Fuck off and never return..

>> No.4212983

>Fuck, that was one of the worst sites I've ever visited. It looks like shit, it's about shit and he can't write for shit. In one of the posts, there's a poll asking the question "You is being how old?". For fuck's sake.

So it's not just me.

Jeezus fuck, his photo-essays (if you can even call them that) are fucking terrible?

Is this just a nerd site for nerds, or is he a well-known figure, or what? Is it like Jack Osbourne, where he somewhat well-known, and technically has a career, and it's just Daddy's connections?

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>> No.4212991

His dad is Jimmy Choo, that shoe designer?You sure?

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>> No.4213001

>His dad is Jimmy Choo, that shoe designer?You sure?

Holly fuck YES, and my rage level is well over 9,000 because of it, since it gave him the money to make that abortion of a site.

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>> No.4213006

>>4212955
Leave it alone. It's just like any other blog. He uses it for a sense of accomplishment even if it's something shitty. He doesn't aim for gold standards or improvement. He just wants to talk about otaku shit. It's just because of his background he doesn't fear getting the backlash a normal person would get and he also gets more attention.

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>> No.4213018

Danny Choo is shit and this thread reeks of /jp/ outsider.

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There is only one touhou needed in this thread.

>> No.4213036

>He uses it for a sense of accomplishment even if it's something shitty. He doesn't aim for gold standards or improvement. He just wants to talk about otaku shit. It's just because of his background he doesn't fear getting the backlash a normal person would get and he also gets more attention.

See, this is what kills me. Because of Daddy's name he posts this shit, and no one says anything.

It's like Anderson cooper "reporting" on how much he like photobooks of young boys playing in the nude, and no one says a fucking word. Not word one.

Like the Emperor's new clothes, but with creepy-as-fuck dollies that have removable slothes so you can ogle their plastic titties.

LOL.

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>> No.4213042

OP here.

You know what, I wonder if just maybe you guys are right. I might just be a massive faggot raging over somethig so silly.

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>> No.4213051

>>4213035

DAT FANG

>> No.4213057

I don't care about him either way, but I think the dancing stormtrooper thing is fucking gay as hell.

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>> No.4213063

Ha ha ha. No seriously, I filled with fucking rage over this. I can't process it. The fucking "castoffable" dolls, the attempt to give himself a "career" touring the factories of the poeple who make the erotic dolls.

What the FUCK.

It's like Anderson Cooper is a reporter, but he only visits the AVN porn show, and only ever interviews porn stars, and only ever does porn film reviews, and calls himself a journalist.

And no-one says a fucking word.

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>> No.4213072

His site is nothing more than a disguised ad-farm with the low level weeaboo as its main demographic. Just ignore his rubbish like how you ignore cancer like gaia and school/college anime clubs. You're better than this, /jp/.

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>> No.4213080

>>4213072
That isn't /jp/.

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>>4213063

>> No.4213085

>His site is nothing more than a disguised ad-farm with the low level weeaboo as its main demographic. Just ignore his rubbish like how you ignore cancer like gaia and school/college anime clubs. You're better than this, /jp/.

Okay, fair point, but seriously, how is this shit on the BBC and CNN and shit? How is it taken seriously? Seriously enough hat because of the incoming links, it gains pagerank and rockets to the top of Google.

What the FUCK?

You don't see Ron Jeremy reporting the evening news, how is this real journalism?

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>> No.4213091

>>4213072
>You're better than this, /jp/.
>Only a single faggot that probably came from /b/ inflating his thread.
So yeah.

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>>4213085
>real journalism

>> No.4213103

Today, on /jp/: Someone from S/a/nkaku Complex making Sankaku Complex's worth threads.

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>> No.4213108

>>4213063

Because there are people that read and enjoy his blog?

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>> No.4213130

>>4212955
Shit if I know. Never heard of the guy until now, and I find his "blog" an unnavigable mess, but I am 100% sure it's terrible and is on par with Sankaku Complex.

Hell, if SC can get traffic, I suppose anything is possible.

>> No.4213131

>>4213108
Could you people stop replying to OP and enjoy the Touhou porn in silence?

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>> No.4213138

>Because there are people that read and enjoy his blog?

Oh COME THE FUCK ON, man.

Gundam fans, maybe. But are there *that* many child molestors out there? *That* many fans of these creepy fucking dolls with removable clothes? *That* many fans of his useless fucking life?

Please site me Alexa or incoming links or something.

It's like Lowtax's speech about the Parrot Ass Club. He's clearly attracting them like moths to a flame.

>> No.4213140

>>4213085
>You don't see Ron Jeremy reporting the evening news, how is this real journalism?

It isn't. The news outlets that do stories on Danny Choo do it because they think they're coverin Japanese pop-culture or some kind of counter-culture web site.

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>> No.4213156

>*That* many fans of these creepy fucking dolls with removable clothes?
this must be your first day on /jp/

>> No.4213163

Sahgeh this shit.

>> No.4213167

I find it funny how I never even heard of this guy until the OP made this thread.

You do realize you're just giving him MORE attention, right OP?

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>> No.4213173

>>4213085
Okay bro I'm going to go out on a limb here but maybe they made a passing reference to him on the news one day and HE, THE GUY WHO OWNS THE SITE, BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION. The only thing you have that states he was on CNN was an image he created. I doubt they did documentaries on the motherfucker.

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>> No.4213261

>You do realize you're just giving him MORE attention, right OP?

I don't really give a shit

So has the mainstream media completely misunderstood the guy? Like, they're doing storied on pop culture, not realizing what a complete shit-fest the site is? And really, the only reason they're doing the story at all is because of Daddy's connections?

If so, that is fucking hilarious.

Like if the media did a story about how funny and entertaining Pogo the Clown is, and how all the little kiddies completely love him and can't get enough of him.

yeah, that guy John Wayne Gacy, what a great performance artist! He should try dancing as a stormtropper, and maybe make a website or something! Maybe include some jokes about dolphins! It'll be a laugh riot!

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>> No.4213283

>>4213261

I think you should consider becoming a tripfag.

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>> No.4213290

I'm sure you'll appreciate his website if you read some of his background articles and how he came to be what he is now.

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>> No.4213331

>I'm sure you'll appreciate his website if you read some of his background articles and how he came to be what he is now.

I read a little, and it's all QQQQQQQ, I was raised in America, and when I came back to Japan all the other kids were mean to me! Waaaah! Therefor I lost myself in a world of anime and shit, and little figures with real boobies! Now, thanks to Daddy's money, I don't *ever* have to grow up and can now fufill my life's drream and continue being an overgrown machild into infinity. Just like my hero, Michael Jackson!"

(please buy an onacup)

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>> No.4213355

>>4213331
Well, if you're given a product for free by a company for review purposes. Might as well do coverage on it to keep ties strong whether if it is your cup of tea or not.

>> No.4213359

>Danny Choo
who?

>> No.4213364

>Well, if you're given a product for free by a company for review purposes. Might as well do coverage on it to keep ties strong whether if it is your cup of tea or not.

Jeezus FUCK, what is WRONG with you?!

There is not enough money in the WORLD that would get me to review an onacup.

>> No.4213379

>>4213331
Bro, look at yourself. You're spouting some irrational stuff there. Either just fuck away the whole thing from your head or actually take the time to read his bio. Comeon man.

>> No.4213382

I didn't even know who Danny Choo was until I saw this thread.

>> No.4213394

>>4213364
That's because you're not a person that owns a business that works with major companies. Nor do you own a well recognized blog.

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Dude I'm not going back to the site, unless someone posts a link.

I'm just not.

My brain can't take that much rage.

pic related: OH YEAH, HALF-NAKED FIGURES! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM!

>> No.4213406

>>4213399
Do you have something against fapping, loli, and ANIKI?
Why are you on /jp/?

>> No.4213407

Icycalm is the same, his only audience is because of his parents' name. People like this everywhere, just ignore 'em.

>> No.4213411

>>4213364
Oh, I think there is.

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>> No.4213414

>>4213399
Just leave /jp/ already, you don't belong here.

>> No.4213417

>>4213399
That's Billy Herrington you wanker.

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>> No.4213427

>>4213394
That would give me less of a reason to review a fucktoy, quite frankly. Assuming if I was in his shoes, I'd figure that I have more than enough money to get by in my life without having to give my perspective of what I think about something that I put my dick into.

>> No.4213428

>>4213407
No I'm pretty sure Icycalm has an audience because his website is incredibly good

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>> No.4213443

>That's Billy Herrington you wanker.

Well then he should fit in just fine with Danny Choo's site, right? He loves half-naked figures, right?

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>> No.4213456

Alright, I'll check out this Icycalm site.

It had better be good, because my poor brain can't take anymore rage tonight.

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>> No.4213461

I can just see it now: You're planning to make a post at the end of this thread about how easy it is to troll /jp/.

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>> No.4213471

>I can just see it now: You're planning to make a post at the end of this thread about how easy it is to troll /jp/.

No, I'm dead serious. I went looking at his site for the first time in years b/c I was looking for gunpla info.

The shittiness of that site fucking hit me like a freight train.

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>> No.4213488

>>4213443
Well, he has an article up where Danny Choo was invited to a part by GSC for when Billy went over to their HQ during the release of his figma.

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>> No.4213500

Yes, I'm exactly sure that's what his dad is proud of. His sone doing articles on porn stars.

Jeezus fuck, I was kidding about the "Anderson Cooper reports only on porn" but it looks like Danny Choo found a way to make it reality.

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>> No.4213516

Op is the dude promoting his shitty site. Sage and report.

>> No.4213520

Holy fuck, that last photo must be Danny Choo's dream girl:

A hot young, defenseless naked chick in an abandoned warehouse in a remote location.

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>> No.4213529

Aw, what's with this 3d pig disgusting shit? I was about to complement the spammer on his collection of Touhou cumshots.

Unless the spammer is really Danny Choo. DUN DUN DUN.

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>> No.4213542

>Unless the spammer is really Danny Choo. DUN DUN DUN.

Dude, I'm not, and I'm so filled with rage I can't hardly see straight.

I also can't find this Icycalm site using google. Link?

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>> No.4213547

>>4213542
>I'm so filled with rage I can't hardly see straight.

What's up, Danny Choo?

>> No.4213550

>>4213500
Not just any porn star, don't you know anything about Japanese memes?

>> No.4213552

>>4213542
http://insomnia.ac/

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>> No.4213571

>Not just any porn star, don't you know anything about Japanese memes?

No. Fucking school me, I don't care.

Really I was looking for gunpla info on a big blocky Gundam, any will do. So like somethng from Mobile police.

I was thinking the Alteisen would do, and they make a 1/100 scale version, which is pretty beefy.

I just need one that's nice and big, and preferably one with blocky lines, and comes in a large scale. Nothing fancy, no internal skeletons or anything.

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>> No.4213589

>>4213571
HG Psycho gundam maybe?

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>> No.4213599

Oh, and it would be nice if it were cheap, like a level 1 model, since I want to buy multiple of it for a custom modelling project.

But it's not a huge concern.

(Looking at the icecalm website now...)

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>> No.4213608

>HG Psycho gundam maybe?

Thank you anon, you have redeemed this thread,

That, and the porn pics... ^_^

It's not *quite* what I'm looking for, but it is very nice.

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>> No.4213613

>>4213495
wtf, lol at the swastika sign on the background.

>> No.4213621

>Thread starts off with OP butthurt and rage
>Loli figurines
>Touhou porn
>Asian girl softcore

What the hell

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>> No.4213630

Anybody willing to contact A-san? Becuase OP deserves several bans.

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>> No.4213645

>>4213613

Why are you looking at the background?

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>> No.4213656

>>4213645
Because there's absolutely nothing else of interest in these boring photos of some 3D slut that nobody in /jp/ cares about.

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>> No.4213663

>Anybody willing to contact A-san? Becuase OP deserves several bans.

Why. I'm not the one posting porn.

Anyway, I took a look at the Icecalm site. It's actually pretty good. The guy has writing skills, and is passionate about his subject matter. I don't really care about video games, but I could see how the site could be of interest to someone else. Unlike Danny Choo's site, which has no redeeming value WHAT-SO-FUCKING-EVER. Sure, some of Icecalm's writing is a little pretentious, but oh well. Some people *do* tune into a blog to read personal opinions, and he has that, in spades.

Not just a giant collection of ZOMG PHOTOS OF NEKKID PLASTIC BOOBIES L@@K!

But at least you guys got me turned onto a new site I might not have found any other way.

Thanks jp!

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>> No.4213671

Oh also, going to bed now.

Peace out, bitches.

>> No.4213681

>>4213671
Please don't come back. Good night.

>> No.4213685

Yeah jaypee thanks for helping a worthless /b/tard. Hope you get flooded by more of this guys in the near future.

>> No.4213748

This thread is dumb and I feel dumb for reading it.

>> No.4213867

>>4213685
Says some guy who only comes here on Saturdays and Sundays.

>> No.4217062

sage for danny poo

>> No.4217109

Alright, OP here. I'm back. After taking a second look the psycho gundam sounds really good. I'll have to look at it again, but props to whoever suggested it.

Once again, thanks jp!

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>Danny Choo
>/jp/
>209 posts and 91 image replies omitted.

>> No.4217129

>>4212347
>He still watches TV

>> No.4217132

>>4217123
>Yet another bump

>> No.4217134

His father is Jimmy Choo? What the fuck?

I've known his website for 3 years but never made this connection. Damn it.

>> No.4217138

>He still watches TV

What the fuck does this even mean?

>> No.4217293

ITT: Anon bawwws in envy at the Internets, because he doesn't dare to show powerlevel and can't bear someone doing so without being cast down.

Nothing to see anywhere here, move along.

>> No.4217333

People care about danny choo?

>> No.4217442

>>4217134

So fucking what.... Jimmy doesn't seem that impressive to me.

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