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4207589 No.4207589 [Reply] [Original]

Is there any way to talk yourself out of this situation?

>> No.4207594

"I can see your panties!"

>> No.4207593

heyicanseeupyourskirt

>> No.4207596
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>> No.4207605

just think

What would Rance do in a situation like this?

>> No.4207608

>>4207605

shout I DON'T WANNA DIE, MOOOOMMMYYYY

then the girl would fall in love with him.

>> No.4207615

Call her a slut, see what happens.

>> No.4207620

"Y'know, they put the sights on top for a reason. Oh, and dual wielding is fucking retarded, especially if you carry your mags on your legs, and why do you have a front pistol grip on these damn things anyways? they don't like they can shoot further than 50 yards reliably...Oh, and your safety is on."

>> No.4207627

There sure is

Ask if her hait is natural. Then talk about her eyes then so on all while complimenting her.

If at any point she shoots,channel your Main Character powers to make the bullet miss you and laugh it off saying "That was dangerous." ontinue from there and then you have one more girl in your harem Anonymous ;_;

>> No.4207638

Why does Cal look so Revy-like?

>> No.4207644
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WWCCD

>> No.4207646

Attack from the front.
If that fails, feint, then attack from the front.
If that fails, I'm not fighting hard enough
If THAT fails, I'm not attacking the front!

>> No.4207650

>>4207620

>> No.4207655

"The safety is on"

>> No.4207661

No, but if you stick a finger up her asshole and vagina at the same time and pincer-grip her she'll be immobilized.

>> No.4207678

>>4207589
no need to talk, if your fast and has dem Bruce Lee reflexes, you just:

1.do em quick leg swipe to knock her off balance(dont worry about the guns since there is always a 1 second delay to pull the trigger)
2.quickly pin her down by holding her arms
3.????
4.well.... you know the rest

>> No.4207691

>>4207608
was that before or after, "you look beautiful even up close"?

>> No.4207865

Why exactly does she need those grips?

>> No.4207875

"I love you"

And then anon was no more

>> No.4207891

"hey your pretty hot"

>> No.4207903

Remembering all the rage accompanied with this game crashing on me and forcing me to go through so many scenes I had already seen only to crash again.

>> No.4207904

>>4207891
Her pretty hot what?

>> No.4207909

>>4207678
Don't forget to use her clothes as bonds

>> No.4207920

Tell her that you thought she was dead and you're very sorry that you left her, but you're very happy that she's back and you still love her.

Then dump Ein and have some delicious hatesex.

>> No.4207930

>>4207909

I'd hit it.

>> No.4207939

>>4207909

Meh. Better than wussy cuffs.

>> No.4207938

I knew it, Jessica was the culprit.

>> No.4207937

>>4207920
She never loved you.

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>> No.4207949

>>4207938
I'm not seeing the similarities.

>> No.4207953

I spent a full day trying to find a working torrent of this like 2-3 years ago and gave up.

Apparently is was mediocre, anyways.

>> No.4207954

Cal

;_;

>> No.4207958

>>4207953

It's a pain in the ass to get working anyways. Even then it still crashes.

>> No.4207974

Since I don't intend to live that long, then I'll just say this.

"Your safety is on."

>> No.4207981

>>4207954
Don't worry, she's just a slut. Nothing to be upset about.

>> No.4208005

>>4207958
IIRC there are 2 versions out there and only one of them works properly.

>> No.4208017

>>4207974
I just imagined Shinji begging for his life at Cal's feet, and I smiled.

Then I imagined Shinji raping Cal, and I cried.

>> No.4208053

Why would I say anything, I've accomplished so much by then I have a hot Japanese girl with dual pistols(and i can see up her skirt) after me. My life probably would have been complete. I'd tell her to shoot.

>> No.4208063

>>4208053
That's not as fun. She'll just sex you up instead (she's a slut like that)

>> No.4208082

D-don't do it.. I'm.... I'm your father, Cal!

Wait, fuck, that's not a very good one.

>> No.4208103

Fuck you /jp/, I was almost forgetting the pain that the anime caused in me. And now you reopen my old wounds.

Oh, Cal, I love you so much! Why didn't they choose your route for the adaptation, WHY!?

>> No.4208130

>>4208103
Because she sucks. Cocks, even.

>> No.4208160

It's Japan, I call airshit.

Cover your eyes and slap the bitch.

>> No.4208168

>>4207953

>Apparently it was mediocre, anyways.

Fuck you, it's my favorite visual novel.

>> No.4208191

>>4208168
You can like something even if it's not good.

>> No.4208198

>>4208191

Right except PoI is fucking awesome. How anyone who ever played it could call it mediocre is beyond me.

And FYI only watching the shitty anime adaptation doesn't give you the right to speak of the VN because of all the bullshit changes they made and general terrible direction which greatly reduced the impact of many of the best scenes.

>> No.4208228

>>4208053
But Cal isn't Japanese. She's black.

>> No.4208236
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4208236

There's not pictures enough of her out there.

>> No.4208240

When I got to the end of Chapter 1 where Ein dies and Reiji becomes Phantom, I thought "FUCK bad end."
And then the screen faded back into Reiji being badass.

>> No.4208245

>>4207953
>>4208191
It's the VN that made Nitroplus famous and one of the most liked in Japan.
And it's pretty fucking good no matter how you see it.

>> No.4208272

>>4208245
True. The only thing it has going against it is its age.

>> No.4208298

>>4207953
>Can't get working download
>Calls it mediocre
Sour grapes much?

>> No.4208296

I constantly this type of fantasy. In this case I would swing my right arm so that I would end up lying on the ground with my head closest to cal's feet. then I would do that yoga maneuver where you stand on your hands and feet and push your pelvis into the air. I would then intentionally widen my eyes and open my mouth as if to say "golly, what a view!". this would make her very embarrassed and she would crouch to the ground, wrapping her arms and guns around her shins, only to find herself looking directly at my groin. at this point she would feint, and I would have gotten myself out of the situation, but not by talking. actions speak louder than words.

>> No.4208317

"Your shoelace is untied"

>> No.4208321

The real question is, how can you talk Cal into having sex with you?

>> No.4208352

>>4208321
Hope your Charisma is high enough.

>> No.4208375

>>4208352
>Anonymous
>Charisma

>> No.4208447

Cal is so hot, I fapped to her like 10 times before I even knew what she was from

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>>4208375

>> No.4208473

>>4207620
Reminds me of Brass Restoration.

>> No.4208481

>>4208447
you didn't state which version. I'll assume the <superlative of your choice>:
nsfw
http://moe.imouto.org/post/show/86105

>> No.4208523

>>4208481
Doesn't matter which version. She's hot regardless.

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>>4207589
I love you Cal.

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4208599

Sup guys, I fucked you're Cal.

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>>4208599

>> No.4208615

>>4208589
what does she have against aiming?

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>>4208589
She loves you too.

>> No.4208631

>>4208599
I don't like you.

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4208633

Don't mind me, I'm just being the most fabulous villain ever created.

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>>4208633
>most fabulous
>not lelouch

>> No.4208657

>>4208648
Go back to /a/ with this shit.

>> No.4208659

>>4208648
You are not a villain Lelouch.

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>>4208633
>most fabulous
>not Char

>> No.4208668

>>4208615
Love does crazy things to a woman.

>> No.4208680

>>4208666
Go back to /m/ with this shit.

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4208690

You will never go on a manslaughter in Mexico with your assassin waifu. ;_;

>> No.4208700

She is a trained assassin. Why is she holding her pistols like a nigger.

>> No.4208708

>>4208700
You don't need precision to hit with automatics at that range.

>> No.4208711

>>4208700
Beacuse lol anime.

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>>4207589

After all these years, I would expect Anon to be quite accustomed to the scenario of mentally unstable young women pointing firearms to his head.
Accustomed enough to know without asking that talking is not an option.

>> No.4208870

>>4208690
Why does she always have that stupid smile on her face?

>> No.4208891

>>4208700
Because it looks cool.
People keep telling her to stop doing it but she doesn't listen, because it looks cooler that way.
Basically play the damn game.

>> No.4208893

>>4208870
She really likes her job.

>> No.4208903

>>4208700
If you're referring to guns jamming if fired in a horizontal position: some are purposely designed to avoid this problem.

>> No.4208939

>>4208903
It's more about her being a professional but is holding her guns like an untrained monkey.

>> No.4209014

Cal's not a professional, but a child prodigy who doesn't give a fuck.

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>Most FABULOUS
>Not Reinhard.

>> No.4209058

I'm from /k/ I see guns I rage hard

airshit

>> No.4209063

>>4209058
I'm from /ck/ and rage at Yakitate Japan.
I am also an immense faggot.

>> No.4209072

>>4209063
That's cool. We have lots of immense faggots here.

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superior version is superior

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Cal is one of my favorite lolis ever.

>> No.4213535

ugh /a/ stop reminding me of shows that I need to finish with 3-4 episodes left to watch

>> No.4213883

>>4212678
That's one of the most stupidly adorable things I've ever seen.

>> No.4213921

>>4213535
>/a/
Faggot. Also, play the game.

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