/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I never see this style outside of umineko cartoons. Is there a name for it (specifically the derp face)?

[eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA No.]

Yes, "rifyu style".

[Anonymous No.]

Rifyustylin'

[Anonymous No.]

Vector'd for your maximum pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204523
Rifyuesque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204523

translation plz

[Anonymous No.]

it's kind of like a 4koma i guess.

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any translation for this one yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Its all one artist, "Rifyu". He's also done a few non-umineko comics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204550

translation from anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204559
Goddamn, Asamu is such a moeslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204550
Oh God I'd Asumu so hard her son would feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204559
I would give the world for Asumu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204577
>>4204584
>>4204585
Fuck you guys, Kyrie is the best woman in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

りふゅ体

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

I would hit it like a new god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204559
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204591
Unless she is the culprit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204599
Well, Battler, technically you COULD bang Asumu with no consequences! Seeing as she's not your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204610
Hey, look at Jessica, being suspected of being the culprit apparently makes you popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204612
She's been dead for like what, six years was it?

He would either be fucking her ashes, as per usual in Japan, or a skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

is Ange shlicking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204626
Better to fuck a dead person than Beatrice, because at least the skeleton exists.

Better to fuck a skeleton or ashes than a teapot, because Battler could get stuck inside of Teatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204622
Comparing apples and oranges, dear anon.

Kyrie is an interesting character, who is incredibly likable. One of the very few Ushiromiyas that aren't total fuckups.

Jessica, on the other hand, is damn boring, she's more suitable in a Disney movie. Plus there's the chance for BattlerxJessica wincest with Jessica culprit. Even if Kyrie isn't his mother, I don't think she wants to fuck Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204622
Well, with Kyrie, we already know she's a chess master. The reason why Jessica got a bit of a popularity boost is because of how stylish her deception(if it IS deception) is.

That said, Kyrie would be even more popular as the culprit, yeah.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204612
Good point

>>4204626
If I can fuck my imaginary friend Beatrice, I can fuck anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204635
Mhmm. She's probably hitting up the Ushiromiya Battler tag on Pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204645
Well, Jessitrice end is the only GOOD end that Piece Battler can get, because FUCKING GEORGE would get the DID MEIDO any way else.
......Although if you think that Jessica is lying because she's some kind of tragic heroine.... well....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204645
Battler's sin was fucking Kyrie and conceiving Ange.

Wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204559
Asumu stop being a fucking slut.

Rudolf stop falling for her slut antics.

Goddammit Kyrie, I would save you on a white horse any day of the week.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204678
Piece Battler doesn't need a bitch for a GOOD end, all he needs to do is live another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204678
Well, if we do get Shkanontrice end, I bet George will kick the bucket and Jessica will be the evil culprit.
And then Battler gets the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204635
Probably fapping to onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204689
>white horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204690
Nah, Piece Battler deserves like a bajillion karma points, seeing his entire family die for apparently no reason and then dying himself sucks.

Also, being told that he is responsible for it because of something he did when he was twelve.... the dude seriously needs something to compensate for his shitty, shitty existance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204689

>white horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204703
this.

I mean how the fuck is the ending gonna be.

"Sup Battler, I killed everyone because you broke a promise!"
"who the fuck does that shit"
"this mansion will explode in ten seconds"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204678
>implying that Erika wouldn't be a good end for Piece Battler

[Anonymous No.]

Battler has the worst luck with women.

Shannon is a DID meido who runs off with his cousin
Erika is dead
Beatrice is imaginary

I mean holy fuck, even his harem doesn't technically exist.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204703
His life is good enough but I don't see a problem with fucking Jessica. Jessica may be a boring lump of shit but she has DEM THIGHS and DAT ASS. Wouldn't mind fucking Kanon male or female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204713
Personally, that's why I am holding out for Jessitrice end or pony end.

Battler really deserves SOMETHING for his troubles.
I mean seriously, Shkanontrice would just lead to Battler making peace with the Beato persona, and then she goes to George.


.....Actually, wait a tic.
Shkanontrice would give us WINCEST end regardless, wouldn't it?

Battler would lose Beato, Jessica would lose Kanon..... something's gotta give!

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204715
Ep7 Erika returns to be Battler's real waifu, I'm calling it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204736
I personally wouldn't mind an ErikaxBattler end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204736
But, uh, dude, she raped him! With a ring, no less!

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't the Beato persona count as a person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204746
Ssssssssssh, not this shit right now, we're talking about WINCEST end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204731
I think most of us can agree that with all the shit piece has gone through, he deserves to fuck someone.

Even Meta-Battler is trolling the shit out of him, he could have ended this shit back in EP5, but he's in love with an imaginary woman, so now Piece gets to die like three more goddamn times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204753
I like Piece Battler a hell of a lot more than Meta-Battler.
He cares about his family, and everyone in it so much:_:

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Piece Battler can never catch a break ;_;

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204744
Me either

>>4204745
I would let her rape me with a ring and I know you would too.

>>4204753
Meta is a dick would will never fuck his desired waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204736
When Ryukishi said Erika wasn't that bad of a person in an interview, I thought BattlerxErika seemed possible too.

Two humans of similar age, opposite gender, both are detectives, story is heavily dipped in romance, shit was a no brainer.

Then Ryukishi apparently forgot what he said, and had Erika fucking decapitate five living humans, so I wouldn't be surprised if we never see her ass again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204635

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204765
>who

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204732
>Battler would lose Beato, Jessica would lose Kanon..... something's gotta give!

Battler would have to start looking girly if he wants to score Jessica. I mean, come on. Tomboy? Likes girly men (who are actually women)? That screams dyke no matter how you may want to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204770

Someone should edit the "IN" into "INSIDE"

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204767
But she didn't do Battler and that was out of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204745
Eh, Battler's probably into that sort of shit anyway.

>>4204744
Didn't she do some really nasty stuff to his family on the game board in 6? Then again I guess its not really much worse than the stuff Beato did...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204788
I WANT TO BELIEVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204756
I know right.

Meta-Battler is so grimdark I don't think he even cares about the family coming out alive rather than being with Beatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204781
Nah, its bullshit.
In reality jessica like 'em big and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

Hm, indeed, an interesting concept.
No matter what happens, Battler may have a chance for a harem yet. One supposes that he should thank George for taking the crazy vagrant off of his and the fair lady Jessica's hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204788
Oh, right, I forgot. Erika is really just Yandere for Battler, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204802
Oh god, it all makes sense now!
The reason she and Jessica hate each other is that they are the classice yandere and tsundere, caught in a wacky battle to..... win Battle......er.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204792
Believe, she wouldn't going to behead Battler. Battler's body was about to be endlessly raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Erika dies? How does this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204798
George gets used goods crazy meido, Battler and Jessica get WINCEST end?
Somehow imactuallyokwith.jpg

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204802
You are correct.

>>4204813
I'm getting everyone ready for Piece/Jessica end or Piece/Erika end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204788
It would be funny if Battler summoned Erika as furniture just to mess with her. Shouldn't be a problem for a sorcerer with Goldsmith's blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the hand in Erika's portrait? That was Jessica's.
Erika was just eliminating the competition,

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204827
Ahahaha, George is a total faggot, ending up with the tripolar fucktard.
Oh, this is too rich, I think I am going to troll the Shkanontricefags with this inevitable fact from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

Ep7 spoilers: Jessica is actually adopted, Natsuhi is infertile. Bitch can lie about kinzo, she can lie about that.

''we are not blood related so its ok'' end confirmed

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204835
I am ready for this and I will bust a load when it happens.

>>4204851
Do it, it's better than ShKanontrice shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204813
Oh, I can see it now.

Battler: Oh hey George! Well, it turns out that Shannon is actually Kanon.
George: Woah, seriously? That's kind of messed up, but I can deal with that, I love Shanno-
Battler: Oh, wait, I forgot to tell you, remember how I just confronted Beatrice in a climatic battler and everything? She is ALSO one of Shannon's personas. But have fun with that!
Now excuse me, I gotta go hit on Jessica, can you say re-bound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204867
It's Japan. It's ALREADY ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204883
more like
''Wait george, there's one thing.''
''what''
''Shannon is the created personality, she has a dick''

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204898
Sad this is, George would be totally ok with it, it's not like the fucker can score anyone half as attractive as futa shannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204907
Eh? He's from a rich family, I'm sure he could find some gold digger, even in the worst case.

[Anonymous No.]

LOSE CHILDHOOD ROMANCE TO YOUR FAT FUCK OF A COUSIN
HIT ON YOUR HOT COUSIN AND MOE DETECTIVE ANYWAYS

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204898
More like:
"Hey George, Shannon died a couple of years ago so Kanon filled in for her"
"So Kanon is a lady right, Battler-kun?"
"No he still has a dick"
georgesadface.png

[Anonymous No.]

And thus, the law of unintended consequences wins again.
Endorse a theory which has Shannon be the Rokkenjima bicycle? Well, there are going to be romantic loose ends somewhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204851
George = Tomitake
Shannon = Takano

Fucking ryuukishi had it in front of our noses from the begining.

[Anonymous No.]

Erika is too popular to stay dead.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4204933
I'll ride that bike, male or female.

>>4204936
Erika's return as Battler's real waifu or Battler tapping Jessica's sweet ass is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

When the fuck does Erika die? I'm not up to date on all the Ep 6 spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204523
Haha, Rifyu and his delusions. There's no way that their youth was this carefree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204951
Ryfiu is full of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204948
Why didn't we think of this sooner?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204950
At the very end because she lost the duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204950
Massive spoiler: Battler and Beato shoot her in a flintlock pistol duel (that is actually a logic duel, naturally). If you hit "execute" on her character profile in the TIPS section after you finish the ????, she just disappears completely from the info screen instead of being shown dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204951
It was, its just a minute later Kinzo barged in the room and told them to get their asses to bed instead of sleeping on the couch and floor while beating the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204959
We were too busy debating them instead of just putting on our cool-faces and endorsing a Jessica end.
Seriously, we should have realised the implications of Shkanontrice end long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204976
And, when know one was looking, he would one of those paternal smiles escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205009
DAAAAAAAAAAAW

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldnt put it past grandfather

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205009
And then he would rape them.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

Let's all think of ShKanon like this:

With Jessica's lover gone because Shannon's love for George is the real thing, Jessica is available. Erika has a chance to return because one she's popular and two Battler is endless herp sorcerer derp so he can resummon her all many things as he wants. Let's face it, if ShKanon is true then Shannon is a crazy slut who wants all the young cock and pussy on the island or Kanon is a cock thirsty manwhore with issues and George would take it which ever way is goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205029
Yeah. George gets the slut as his waifu, Battler gets Jessica and Erika.
Everything worked out better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205029
This is assuming Ryukishi isn't a fag and actually pursues wincest end, rather than skirts the issue and at best >implies it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205025
Nah,bro,I can totally image Kinzo as those fathers from movies who act all strong and stoic but would do anything for their little sweethearts. Can you picture him putting up a magic show to cheer up loli Rosa after a storm scarred her? I sure can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204559
giving Asumu red hair thats sort of daring, Rifyu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205048
I think you've been paying too much attention to Natsuhi's Kinzo and ignoring the real one...

[Anonymous No.]

Shkanon = Batshit insane mastermind.
Jessitrice = Shkanon sister from fukuin house who was adopted by Natsuhi and is forced to help commiting the crimes.
George = moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205046
Wouldn't put it past Ryukushi, you know.
Although, this thread has kinda put the Shkanontrice theory to shame, hasn't it? Not from in terms of directly refuting it, but showing how silly it is, story-wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205056
Without love it cannot be seen

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205043
So for now on when ShKanon is brought up we say "George can have that filthy slut" and everyone is happy.

>>4205046
His theme is love and Battler will get his pussy whether it's Jessica or Maria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205069
Yes. From now on, just talk about how Battler gets to hit Jessica's sweet ass, and how George gets the mentally defunct meido.
God, I am so giddy about this, really, I am laughing out loud at the moment, it was so simple, and yet we didn't think about it!

[Anonymous No.]

writefag better still be working on that BattlerxOrdeze fic.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

I forgot to mention if ShKanontrice is true then Shannon or Kanon is a bigger slut because as Beatrice he or she can get both Battler cock and young Maria juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205056
Episode 6 tells us that Kinzo apparently enjoyed playing pranks on the family in his later days, though, so... who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205029
Why would Battler summon someone he hates, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205096
To torture her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205089
Yeah, Shkanon is the sluttiest being ever. George is going to be restless whenever he goes on a buisness trip!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205101
Point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205085
Well, with Shkannontrice, I could imagine supporters would say that the "Beatrice" mindset could win out in the end, and Shannon would get with Battler in the end.

Or a hobo end, both are giant shit sucks scenarios, but I can see it happening. I just want my wincest end, fuck the psycho maid, and imaginary witch woman.

[Anonymous No.]

What should we call this?
Slutantrice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205085
>>4205110
>Implying Jessica is a decent choice for ANYONE
Jesus christ, /jp/, you disappoint me. Not even canon deserves that shit.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205085
You have seen the light now.

>>4205096
Because underneath it Erika really wanted to solve the mystery of the Golden Witch murders and keep her life at any means.

>>4205102
Battler doesn't want a slut but George would take anything.

>>4205111
We need a shoop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205085
>>4205110
>Implying Jessica is a decent choice for ANYONE
Jesus christ, /jp/, you disappoint me. Not even Kanon deserves that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205110
Nah, remember, in the Meta duel that the Shkanontrice people love to claim is the three personas competing, Shannon won the day.
George will get the slut.

Hehehehehe, oh, how I love to see the consequences of a shitty theory unfold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205123
Doesn't take the fact that he hates her guts and would rather keep her dead/in eternal paint though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205125
What are you, gay or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205116
You would rather have the maid? And you can't say Beatrice, because she doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205096
Dunno, maybe he would want to give Dlanor a playmate or something.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205125
What's wrong with Jessica, she has the TITS and ASS that Battler always wanted?

>>4205131
Who said he hated her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205134
No, I have tastes. Jessica is incredibly annoying, and her looks don't make up for it.

>>4205137
You know, there's always the possibility of him getting with someone other than the known cast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205110
Hobo end is just fine and would be preferable to a magic ~everybody is happy~ end.

I still love Beatrice and the fantasy characters, but Jesus Christ the payoff for all this won't be enough unless I'm depressed for a month straight afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205134
Slutantrice is the best theory ever, I for one, am fine with a Jessica end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205143
Oh, that's a possibility I can take. Dlanor needs her waifu back after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205127
That doesn't seem to count for every game, though.

After all, in other games, Kanon survives longer than Shannon, which following that idea, means Kanon won whatever internal conflict was going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205149
She's incredibly annoying? You must get angered easily, after all, we're assuming she's totally innocent, RI-GHT? What about her angers you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205151
>the payoff for all this won't be enough unless I'm depressed for a month straight
I wonder why am I the only one left that actually wants a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

normalfag here. when rifyu draws some chick with one eye looking up and the other down, is he trying to say she's carefree or just retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205065
I concur. This is one of the most unorthodox, and yet, convincing cases against Shkanontrice that I have ever seen. Seriously, ten points to Gryffindor on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205149
>You know, there's always the possibility of him getting with someone other than the known cast.
What a shitty ending, a convoluted story heavily influenced by love, and for the epilogue, we get a short afterward where the protagonist who has gone through so much shit gets with a faceless, featureless, possibly nameless character.

Because you just know that asshole Ryukishi won't make a sprite for any kind of timeskip with Battler's wife. That's a fucking awful end.

[Anonymous No.]

So was anyone else like FUCK ERIKA THAT STUPID BITCH CAN GO DIE after Episode 5, and like OH GOD I WANT ERIKA TO RAPE ME after Episode 6?

I personally blame R07 for using all of that dirty language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205166
I dunno. I never wanted a happy end.

There's horrible people on that island and they're all a bunch of idiot nouveau rich anyway. World would probably be better off without the majority of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205166
He's just being an emo faggot, ignore him. He is one of those people who thinks that for something to be DEEP it has to be unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204934 George = Tomitake
where would you get an idea like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204689
a spin off series starring Kyrie, Asumu and Rudolf would be awesome.Yandere fights with Asumu being the winner in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205160
Well, most of her arguments for doing shit are beyond retarded (I will save my family not for their sake, but because Kanon-kun would want it that way!) she whines and yells all the fucking time and she's a boring character.

WAAAA YOSIYA KUN WAAA AND WAAAA. God SHUT UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205182
I wonder

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205152
See I have opened everyone's mind to Slutontrice and we're all happier thanks to it.

>>4205177
I hated Erika at the beginning of Ep5 but by the end I got Yandere Erika stuck in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205179
Battler, Hideyoshi and Natsuhi are decent people. Goddamn you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205184
Oh no, she is angsty when everyone around her is dying and does what Kanon would want her to do! In a romance? ZOMG WORST CHARACTER EVER! Jessica is a good person(well, going without Moon-Chan factored into this), she's very attractive, and hey, you know, Beatrice was based on her. Seems as logical a choice for Battler as any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205175
There's always ange for the highest level motherfucking incest end.

>>4205180
In my opinion the ending just need to have significance and good closure, being a good end, bittersweet end or hobo end it doesnt matter. (tough i would like a good ending please)

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205177
I never really hated Erika. She went from laughable and pathetic to pathetic and pitiable. Her scene with Dlanor was the one that changed my opinion, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205191
Hideyoshi and Natsuhi, incidentally, aren't Kinzo spawn. Not that there's anything wrong with Kinzo, but he's dead already so whatever.

Battler is a horrible person who breaks promises to psycho maids and/or his cousin though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205195
None of the other characters are nearly as fucking annoying, and they all went through the same dramatic episodes. And again, her appearance doesn't really make her less obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205220
Meh, tons of people are fine with Jessica. Your picture is rather fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone find BattlerxErika to be a good end?
Have you forgotten about Beatrice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205218
Yes, anyone who forgets anything from when they were 12 years old should be executed immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205235
I think we were talking about Piece-Battler, not meta.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry to stray off the current topic, but what does Amakusa do in 6? Haven't heard much about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205235
Some of us find Meta-Battler to be an insufferable asshole, so this is more an ending for Piece.

Beatrice doesn't exist in the real world, so there it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205236
Thousands of times over, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205236
Yeah, I mean, Battler was 12, unless he raped Piece Beato or whatever, I think things are a TAD unbalanced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205235
No one really thinks that.

Erika/Dlanor is clearly the best end. After all, Erika already confessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205236
But Asumu died and his dad remarried. Cut him some slack.

[Anonymous No.]

If Jessica isnt beatrice nor a accomplice i agree that she's simply a boring and shitty cliched character.

BUT if she's one of those and this ''kanon-kun'' shit is bullshit...well, everything changes and the character gains a whole new layer and level of depthness.

That's why im crossing my fingers for a jessitrice end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205269
>implying erika wouldn't just take them both

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205235
I care nothing about Beatrice and only about Piece who dies endlessly probably embracing the witch each damn time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205269
Yeah, but they didn't have the most erotic scene in the game either.

Most people agree that they're just friends, but if you can stretch Erika/Battler you can stretch Erika/Dlanor pretty easily too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205247
Nothing as far as I could tell, besides being creepy I guess. Some say It was confirmed that he was Ange's killer because he said <cool> or some shit like that

Also LOL AMAKUSA YOU DIDN'T FUCK HER DID YOU?. Oh you, Okonogi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205274
She's involved in a clusterfuck, don't be afraid of that.
What type of clusterfuck, I have no idea.

And Exactlywhatsheseems!Jessica end is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205283
He could just be a decent dude. Like the scene with the Stakes was most likely him sniping the shit out of Kasumi.

[Anonymous No.]

Jessica being emo over not having a boyfriend in EP2 seemed a bit odd, since she is shown as popular and attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205312

>jessica
>>attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205312
Duh.

She promised to give herself to her cousin six years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205317
>since she is shown as popular and attractive.
>shown
>reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205317
You must not like DAT ASS or DEM THEIGHS, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205327
Oh look, everyone, it's the dude who married the retarded girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205312
I think she wanted a boyfriend because her friends were badgering her about it. But I suppose most of the guys in her school were wary because she was part of the Ushiromiya family. That's why I've never been fond of this KanonxJessica pairing.

Honestly, I have my doubts on the Jessitrice theory. I don't see any connections to her with Beatrice at all. Especially in Episode 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205300
Or he just killed everyone.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205317
Jessica has and never was ugly, that's the same as saying that Mion is ugly while Shion is the goddamn virgin mary. I bet you think Beatrice is fucking Megan Fox or some shit while Jessica is Bea Arthur while they look almost like the shit person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205338
In ep1 maybe not, but ep2 gives enough hints to support this theory as plausible until countered with red/gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205365
Don't even try to argue against them, man. Be cool, roll with the Shkanontrice theory.
Just mention how the two people it leaves unpaired are Battler and Jessica.
Both of which happen to be the same age.

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205335
He married a slut.

>>4205364
>same person

Shit now I'm pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205338
In EP1, Natsuhi's door was made to look like something was bloody and clawing at it. This seems to be because it propagated the witch being the killer, since Natsuhi had the scorpion charm on the door. The only person who knew Natsuhi had it at the time was Jessica.

Hardly damning evidence, but it's something.

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>>4205385
He married a RETARDED slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205385
Now you've lost it?

[Motherfucker-BATTLER No.]

>>4205401
A retarded dirty slut.

>>4205403
I know I can kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205338
Blonde - check
Dat tits - check
Dat thighs and ass - check check
Multiple personalities - check
Unhappy life - check
Matching age - check
Background history with battler - check
Knows the mansion - check
Connected to both Maria and Natsuhi - check check
Strange circunstances of birth - check
Acting fishy along the story - check
Could have used beatrice dress in ep 4 - check

i can go on with that all night

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>>4205391
I forget, did Natushi put it on the inside of the door or the outside?

If she put it on the inside, it would mean that someone would have had to know that she put it on her door.. I should go back and read this part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205419
It was on the inside, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205419
Inside, also phone call in ep4

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly, Kyrie knows Jessica and George are dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205416

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205391
It could be Kumasawa too. She's always lurking around. She knew about the hidden gold Krauss acquired (Episode 1) and mentions it in Episode 2. Though I'm not sure if Jessica was in Battler's view during that time.
I'm still trying to figure out if only one person or multiple people know how to draw magic circles.

[Anonymous No.]

Every Umineko thread must end in jessitrice/Shkanontrice. I hate you /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205428
KYRIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205434
Ok, lets switch to kyrietrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205441
IGNIS DIVIIIINE
ELEEEEEISON

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205447
I'll take anything, Jessica and Shannon must be the most uninteresting characters ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205447
There's no shipping end with Kyrietrice, so it's disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

I support the moon-chan theory because I like Jessica. I mean, she is cute and hot but her personality isn't the most interesting, especially when she is bitching about someone who died. Now, how awesome would it be if it was all an act? A hot girl who is also a cold blooded murderer, a immoral schemer and a filthy liar? That's a girl I would love forever.

[BATTLER No.]

>>4205447
With Kyrietrice we can say that Kyrie wants Battler's cock for herself and would happily share it with Ange since Rudolf is out of the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205461
What are you saying? Its delicious mom/son incest ending.

And rudolph can go cry in a corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205461
That just makes it better.

>>4205467
Cliched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205471
Damned anti-love fag

[BATTLER No.]

>>4205473
Without love............ oh fuck it I'm tire of saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205469
Ryukishi would never make a mother/son end, as awesome as it would be. It just will not happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205467
I am now picturing Jessica to be a Yuno-like character, who only gives a fuck about Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

Parenting love ending.
In the end the game was all about the family being united and happy as kinzo had always wished secretly.

[Anonymous No.]

Piece Battler x Maria
George x Slutmaid
Ange x Jessica
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205557
Ange x Maria Lolisex

Fixed it for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205557
Piece Battler x Maria x Jessica x Ange

Rest of the cast whatever.

fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

Piece Battler (Played by Bernkastel) x Meta Battler

[Anonymous No.]

Rudolph x Hideyoshi
Kinzo x Kumasawa

[BATTLER No.]

Someone needs to work on that Slutontrice picture now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205575
PIMP END?

FUND IT

[Anonymous No.]

I SUPPORT THE HIDEYOSHITRICE THEORY

[Anonymous No.]

I am a meta battler/Bern fan myself. What are my odds, gentlemen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205677
As long as the possibility exists in some fragment, I will ensure it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

Piece Battler x Godoh
Meta Battler x Ronove

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205686
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Shannon and kanon are different persons.
None of them are the culprit.
There are 17 people in the island counting with erika.

Final destination.
How do you solve it anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205677
It'll never happen, but nothing will stop you from fapping to it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205636
Kumasawatrice
Mackerel ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205702
Haha nice ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else thinking Rudolph/Kyrie are the culprits? Seems good to me. Also explains why Battler is always left at the end. They seem too innocent to not be guilty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205746

>Implying Rudolf didn't go apeshit with manly tears in EP6 when he found out his wife and son were killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205700
EP6 closed room remains unsolved, Piece-Battler and his family die for an eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205756
Oh I didn't play 6. Or 5.

Too bad. Piece battler is the culprit then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205778
>>Didnt read ep 5
>>Trying to discuss theorys

[Anonymous No.]

>>4205778
It's high treason to not read 5.

I'm a mysteryfag through and through, and I still enjoyed the EP5 metafest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4204534
Came buckets