Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

All I want for Christmas.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42007795
good morning sir

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>>42007795
is this fucking 2009
you can get ai to draw that better

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>>42015879
Not really. You can't get it to draw the exact position, it couldn't figure out you want mistletoe around the tail or get the tail to make the heart shape. The AI understands very basic concepts and struggles with anything other than generic human girl unless you fancy playing the lottery to get a result that comes remotely half way close to the idea you have in mind.

The art may be amaturish but it has more precision and soul than an algorithm ever will, fuck off you shill.

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>>42015879
You bumped the thread off page 10, so you clearly liked it and think it's an OP-worthy picture.

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>>42017030
well yea its a pretty nice looking ass and i like the ribbon aesthetic, but that doesnt change the deviant art face

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What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

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are we migrating to this thread now that the other one is dead?

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>>42007795
RIDE THE TIGER
You can see her stripes but you know she's clean
Don't you see what I mean

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>>42024029
Seems sensible.

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>>42024029
You already bumped it and jannies are lazy, so whatever.
>>42024000
That's fair, I wouldn't reject a tallflat either.

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>Osu! It's time to help bring back stop-motion animation! You will now go with me to see Del Taco's Pinocchio!
Enthusiastic art fairy who wants to share a bucket of popcorn with you, a threat or a chance?

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>>42007795
Did some more tiny fixes on my wendigo drawing, that I added fluffy ears to the Wendigo girls, gave the daughters different hair styles so they stand out more and fixed my dog’s eyes with also a few other minor changes that I noticed needed to be fixed.

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>>42024118
Well that's better.

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>>42024118
I approve of the hime cut wendigo.

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>>42024040
Odd monster girl friendships are very cute.
>Demon and Sea Bishop
>Mindflayer and Jubjub
>Jinko and Automaton
>Bapho and Holst

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Man, someone wants attention
but aside from that, look at this demon

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>>42024249
I love it when a monster's height is 60% or more legs.
Need a Kejourou with this body type.

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Big Titty Wendigos

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>>42024114
Claymation with fairy sized golems. What do you mean I could just do live action with them? Shut up it's art!

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>>42024326
You can do some cool special effects that way.

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>>42024326
>>42024593
The man who would be Ray Harruhausen

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>>42024593
>>42024731
And it'd be better than the cgi bullshit pixar/disney is pumping out nowadays. I can't stand their movies anymore. I hate the new style.

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>>42024305
>New sitcom quickly becomes MGC's most viewed show
>It's about a massive big titty wendigo trying to blend in with the rest of the village
>Wendigo-watching became a trending hobby along with the show's rising popularity

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>>42024769
I remember when Don Bluth was going to bring back 2-D animation. That was 6 years ago...

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Is it true the more evil a monster is the more weak to anal she is?

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>>42024837
Well I suppose so

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>>42024837
Yup, it's even more true with "evil" kots. They insta lose.

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>>42024794
Sounds like a monster version of Where's Waldo/Wally. Where's Wendy? It's an activity book where you try to find the oppai wendigo in various places. First book is Winterstown with all the well known residents like Ms. Whitehorn with her gun and serial hugger yeti all stalking Anon as he looks for Christmas presents. Second book is Wendy's trip to MGC where the Lilim family reunion fair is happening. A bunch of white haired girls with horns, Wendy fits right in! Third book is the beach episode. Wedy took her coat off and is using it as a towel to lay on. Can you find her amongst all the busty beach monsters? Fourth book has Wendy get kidnapped by the Sabbath, and she's temporarily a loli. Good news is that she still has her big boobs, so just look for those.

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>>42007795

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If I want it to snow more then do I fuck the Ice Queen, or refuse to fuck her?

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>>42025071
>tfw ywn enter a hag ice queens castle while wearing nothing but your undies and a big stick

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>>42025082

> Bestiality
I like where this is going...

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>>42025249
remember to call a ryu a water wurm, they love it

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>>42025227
>only one lioness instead of a whole pride of them
she doesn't know what she's getting into, I'm not stopping until I'm satisfied

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>>42025082
Yjk

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>>42025116
The mofu queen will be pleased

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>>42025386
a foxy old ice queen, cut off from the world at large, meeting the passionate young man known as Anon. Wishing to make that ice melt and cause the youthful flames of passion to burn brightly within the old and cold fox.

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>>42025423
but he forgot the tofu

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Posting it one last time if someone missed it last thread.
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKglzLBVpyp

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>>42025435
the two lovers are in the afterglow of their wild and frankly animalistic first time, And anonknew he forgot something
He ran off in the nude towards the nearest tofu shop
When the queen awoke, she thought the night before was all a dream
That it was just a wet dream and Anon never existed
The night of passion was but an illusion
Until she saw the door open and Anon walked in with fried tofu

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>>42025071
Ice Queen is fucked:
>Gentle snow is falling, the temperature is just above freezing and you feel comfy with the proper winter clothing
Ice Queen remains single:
>Fast falling hail, bitter cold that bites to the bones, violent chilling winds, only way to survive is to pair up with a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42007795
The chubby hebi noticed that you staring at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42025731
yeah, im going to make sure shes my wife, also her cousin is a holst

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>>42007795
Race queen elves.

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>>42025458
The one thing we have deduced from this poll is that there are no manlets who prefer submissive monster girls. Proving the point of that one anon in the last thread.

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>>42025731
>No straight bangs
This hebi has no power over me.

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>>42025778

I don't think that's legal, Anon.

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>>42025802
What is that glow in the dark hebi gonna do? Throw me into the snake pit?

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Damn those vampires and their mind tricks!

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>>42025802
>your monogamy license has been revoked
What's the reason, agent Hebi?

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>>42025802
>>42025877

Just submit to her and her partner.

They seem really confident of how to proceed.

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Be careful anon. If you unwrap her she might just pull you in with her.

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>>42025731
>SHe cant believe that anon likes her instead of skinny sisters
>It must be a joke
>But anons eyes are filled with passion and love for only her
>all her sisters are so damn jealous of her that they make parsee look like a saint

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>>42026010
cute as hell, and made me laugh

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>>42025731
She's free to stare back, cause I'm not stopping.

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>>42024911
>Serial hugger yeti in a Santa costume stalking anon
>She’s trying to devise malicious ways to trap anon in a hug, but Winterstown kids won’t stop asking Santa for presents
>Their parents know it’s the serial hugger and they’re trying to pull their kids away
>Papa Wendi was last seen exiting Winterstown Mall with 4 Wendi daughters scooped up in his arms

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>>42025945
Is this what happens to your guardian angel after years of her witnessing all the messed up stuff you jerked off to?

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All you anons think about sexing monster girls here I'm thinking, "Man. You look pretty tough!"

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What would a hebi do if she found out I was into face sitting?

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>>42026010
I want a Hebi wife that learns of my strongTHICK preferences and starts working out/dieting to get that way.

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Need a plain faced, plain bodied country bumpkin monster

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>>42026106
who asked? why did you come to the monstergirl thread and post about something that's not monstergirls?

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>>42026146
Just R&I him.

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>>42026108
I'm sure snakes will find a way to make face-sitting work that doesn't involve your head feeling the sheer mass of her tail.

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>>42025720
Ice Queen loli is fucked:
>violent winter storm due to burning excitement and emotion, gradually settles to gentle snowfall
>the queen mother scolds her for scaring the townsfolk but not very harshly

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>>42025731
>chubby
>doesn't have that goofy ass cut like the other Hebis
she's the one for me

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>>42026146
wow, rude I'll just leave then pal.
Don't come crying when you miss me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42026146
imma touch the holy cow and do it now now now!

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How do they lose their panties so much

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>>42026203
they dont wear them at all

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>>42026208
They only wear panties if they're something sexy made to be shown off

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>>42026253
Then why the hell is she wearing panties?

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why do monsters act like they run the world? every time something significant happens in the Order or the rest of the human world, the monsters feel they need to have their input heard and headline'd all over the news even though they most likely had nothing to do with what goes down in the human world.

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how does one deal with old tanuki OL molesting you on the trains, its like they cant keep their hands to themselves

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>>42026399
Keep money on you she'll molest your pockets first, then if you are lucky you've reached your destination and leave before it escalates further.

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>>42026399
trains is hard job

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>>42026411
I've tried that but the same damn tanuki just gave m more money as payment for molestion while calling me a dirty naughty boy, talking about what would other thinks about me accepting money to allow older women to paly with his body

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>>42026399
Are we talking about butt cheeks grabbing or full on crotch death grip? If it's just the butt then just let them be but, if it's your crotch, run for your life.

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>>42026465
its both, and i cant run, its like sardines in a can in there, anon

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>>42026497
the perfect size difference

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>>42026473
>and i cant run
Congratulations, you will be the father of many children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42026524
but i cant, i just turned 18 last week!

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>>42026519
it's been a good day for big ladies

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42026583
almost perfect, almost perfect but the upper body is a tad too big for a lady

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>>42025731
>chubby hebi
How many shotas have met their demise in the her belly?
Might give that fat jabberwock a run for her money

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Remember - if a skilled mamono assassin ambushes you and starts telling you about all the fancy techniques she knows, just say that you are an adept of the "nakadashi" school.
She'll be too scared to even call your bluff.

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>>42026583
oh my
I need her to give me a hug please and thank you

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>>42026601
i just grab her and put my dick in her and just thrust into her

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>>42026601
I'm an adept of the bofadieze school.

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>tall wight considers everyone shorter than her a peasant

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>>42026203
Because it's the sexiest when you can see she's not wearing panties, but her lewd bits are still covered up.

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>>42026636
Tall wight can't degrade me for being a peasant if my fingers in her mouth.

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>>42026636
imma flip her skirt for that in front of the whole court and show everyone she still wear kuma panties

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>>42026652
panties are for commoners she is just gonna smugly shove your face into her crotch

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Beware the giga kots.
They have those tent-shaped cat beds at home, and once you are dragged in, she will block the exit with her back.
Then there will be no hope for you.

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>>42026660
the thing she needs to catch me and i was given eros the gift of speed

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>>42026668
What stops me from dragging her to my home? A big cat is still a cat

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>>42026583
You know you've went too far when her thigh is bigger than your torso.

>>42026607
Now this is peak beauty. Made to become a mother.

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>>42026636
time to be david and make this giant kneel and plant my "sword" in her cunt

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>>42026687
She towers over you for starters.
Did you miss the giga part?

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>>42026727
still tuna and salmon are any cats weakness

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>>42026716
You're going to throw rocks at her head?

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>>42026741
nah, bring her down to her knees and fuck her doggystyle

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>>42026497
>>42026583
Blue or choco demon. Cant choose.

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>>42026855
>pic
10/10 would sniff breath

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>>42026855
i wonder what ms kiki wants today

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I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about

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>>42026855
is this some old slavic ritual or something?

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>>42026855
I wasn't aware it was already Christmas but I accept that Kiki present with pleasure.

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>>42026886
¡ ¡

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>>42026673
Is that what they are calling premature ejaculation now?

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>>42026903
inverted anubis
>>42026939
would you have a corpse bride?

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>>42026930
>fuck you wight-san it's not that fast
>and it's your stupid claws' fault anyway
>fuck you

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>>42026855
That is a gorgeous kiki, but I asked for a mature grey kiki.
Not one of those horny youngster fresh of Mastah U.

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>>42026886
The ominous red moon is scary enough, but those inverted ! ! make me believe that Anubis worships chaos and must be stopped.

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>>42026989
aight got you, older kikis are better after all, any monster is better old and mature

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>>42026855
>she has heart pupils
this pleases the mastah very much

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>>42027141
only the best maids have guns and milk

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>>42026855
NEED

KIKI

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful Kiki, she was so beautiful everyone died, the end.

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>Elves are portrayed as a noble dignified race
>Often the joke is that they are slutty and repressed masochists
>Angels are portrayed as pure and benevolent
>Often the joke is that they are lazy, unrepentant, and slovenly
>Devils and demons are portrayed as evil and wicked
>Often the joke is that they are caring, timid tsundere nerds
>Succubus are portrayed as lusty demons, only interested in sex and hedonism
>Often the joke is that they are overly caring, lovey-dovey addicts that go weak at the knees if someone holds their hand
Is there a name for this phenomenon? I feel like in Japanese media this trope is retardedly common.
Not complaining of course.

What would you make into an antithesis trope anons? Ex: Hakutaku delinquent, studious Pyrow, Ogre librarian, non-alcoholic oni, etc...

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>>42027284
nerd dragon

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https://twitter.com/camekirin/status/1598681322335375361?s=20&t=49Whqziuv6Z-XIK__IvJfg
neat

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>>42027309
perfection in a succ, and i love the meaty gals this artist does

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She is here to steal presents and give all the kids coal.

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>>42027284
Gap moe, or just call it subversion.
>What would you make into an antithesis trope anons?
Bamboozable Cheshires and humble Gazers.
>studious Pyrow
Hey, they're neither lazy nor stupid.

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>>42027284
It's called gap moe

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>>42027284
smart wurm, shy and timid dragon under the vener of a silent beauty a la komisan, genki robot, danuki whose a dunce with money

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>>42027257
>Exposed shoulders
That kiki is a shameless temptress.
How will mastah focus on his work?

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Come with my crew, anon. It's time you hit the road again.

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>>42027358
All work and no play makes Mastah a dull boy.

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>>42027401
What's her crew?
An overly protective automaton, an anubis mechanic and a pet tiger?

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>>42027284
Sadistic Holstaur, shy Manticore and Hellhound, pure Dark Priest, calm Cheshire cat, cheerful Lich.

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>>42027438
Only one way to find out: join her. I don't even know what's she's doing or what she needs you for, though.

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>>42027466
Reckless human driver that takes every risk to come first

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>>42027358

Kiki is going to be too busy cleaning for her to possibly be a temptation to mastah.

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>>42027490
must be a laundry day or something

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>>42027490
Kiki been taste testing her cooking a little too much.

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>>42027490
How is mastah not supposed to spend hours daily sinking his fingers into that belly and those thighs?

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>>42027488
Literally me, I even have my rival already, a single mother who buys groceries on Saturdays at the same time I come back home, I always love to cut her off and also take my sweet time while entering our garage.

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>>42027490
>>42027535
Kiki is gonna groped for being so meaty in my presence

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Anon, give the human woman a chance, she promises to be very lewd and won't scold you again! Just don't hang out with that succubus again, please...

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>>42027586
i wonder how long you have to date a kitsune-tsuki before you can see the ears/tail

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Nah, old succ gave me the godd succy succy

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>>42027586
She should drink prisoner fruit and holstaur milk smoothie.

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>>42027586
women from our world should not be corrupt and stay here, in the grave they were so happy to dig for us. I hate women so much it's unreal.

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>>42027586
3d deserves the rope, no matter what mamonos think about it. I don't say that to be edgy, it'(s truly what I think. One bad fruit is enough to rot the basket

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>>42027535
I'm more partial to maids or servants like this

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>>42027631
! !

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>>42026930
but i thought runners have great stamina?

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You know I'm going to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't wanna live forever

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>>42007795

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>>42027622
>>42027607
So we're unironically misogynistic in this thread now ?

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>>42027639
Ye, that means multiple back to back nutting

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>>42027647
>your trumpart wife is on duty
>spend the whole day on the other side of the card looking at/playing with her ass
not a bad life, really.

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>>42027654
Yes.

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>>42027654
Always was, newfag.

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>>42027654
2d or bust

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>>42026930
Nah, I got the gift of speedy hips and legs from Eros for saving many men from single while running 26 miles

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>>42027654
My problem is more with humans than women in particular.
Fortunately monsters fix this from all angles.

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>>42027654
always has been

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>>42027586
Sure! But only if she does all the fetishes with me that would make the thread seethe.

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>>42027654
I hate everyone and everything.

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>>42027586
Human woman being a dog in the manger vs. cute Succ that actually enjoys my company. I guess it's about time I marry Succ-chan already.

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>>42027708
I like most people from here

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You’re not foolish enough to be tricked by monsters, right Anon?

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>>42027729
It's not a trick if I walk into it on purpose.

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Does a Krampus/Scrooge!Anon story exist? Why doesn't it exist yet.

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>>42027401
But what will my role and job be? I've never been on a spaceship, and most of my experience in a star crew is playing simulations space station 13 on my holodeck. And i don't want to end up with a BS-job like "Assistant" or "Stress Relief Sergant" or anything to do with "Lower Management"

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>>42027729
I ain’t gettin tricked if I’m the one going after my wurm wife, her sister and my senpai from college?

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>>42027729
here's a helpful graph to help you avoid being tricked

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The rape will continue until moral improves

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>>42027742
Reactor technician. It's a difficult job but you look like a fast learner.

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>>42027586
Of course but only if she eats a Prisoner Fruit.

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>>42027759
I have a doctor's note that says I'm excused from rape

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how good is your wife at giving love tackles?

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>>42027753
This tanuki looking kinda busty though.

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>>42027839
shes a wurm so i assume amazin as well just as great at smothering

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>>42027852
big bust= big trust

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>>42026855
fucking awesome

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I get good laugh out of people who come to a setting like MGE and start going about who deserves what and wanting to kill random people just because they exist. They are on the same level as the ones who write those edgy crossovers. Fortunately, just being an edgelord is probably not enough to be excluded from mamono attraction.
>>42027654
Personally I don't have any particular hatred towards women. If anything I am closer to a misanthrope.
>>42027622
How? That's objectively irrelevant with MGE.

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>>42027863
Monsokyo must huge on trustworthiness then.

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>>42027741

That's a good question anon, Krampus is a great girl, unfortunately I'll be preoccupied working on my Kejorou story as an xmas present this year, maybe someone else could get inspiration for Krampus however

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>>42027873
>Don't choose who deserve what
>Edgelord should not deserve it
Are you retarded ?

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>>42027887
yup, they got some big titty youkai over there for example this fox running window 95

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Monster girls aren't real and you are deserving of love, and we'll all die alone!

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42027930
k

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Foxes aren't real

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>>42027586
Fine by me 2D human girls are nice I'm gonna marry her and that succubus she hates

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>>42027912
The unique torment of being the itty bitty titty kitty in a family of fat hags.

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I want a strong wife, if any of these girls want me then they will complete and long and difficult quest, she must EARN my hand in Marriage!

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>>42027947
You say that just so that anon lowers his guard when the creepy 9ft tall fox enters his home.

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Be honest. You'd eat her eggs, wouldn't you?

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>>42028006
ye, i would eat any unfertilzed egg of any monster if i was offered some, lots of protein in there

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if any girl wants me, imma take her out on a date then get frisky after some time getting to know what she likes

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>>42028006
I would eat the Fertilized eggs, right in front of her! For maximum protein!

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>>42027908
I did not say they don't deserve it. Just pointing out that I find it funny.
MGE isn't really about "deserving" anyway. As long as you are not killer or a literal scumbag you should be fine. Which is why it is funny that some people are so consumed by hatred that even that may be too high a bar.
But I know it is just edgy comments on 4chin that will be rape corrected away.

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>>42027956
Fox wife
Hag in-law
Cat daughter

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>>42028006
every day

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42028035
calm down there consensual cannibal

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>>42028006
no sense letting to go to waste

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>>42028076
if you eat it early enough is bad? as long as it isn't fully formed it should be theoretically okay?

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>>42028093
bro get help, thats a fetus

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>>42028006
I'd eat her

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>>42028006
I only want dragon or lamia eggs.

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>>42028114
which egg layer would make the biggest eggs?

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>>42028127
Big dragon or ostrich MG

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>>42028127
humpty

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>>42027989
>Words spoken shortly before Anon is bonked on the head (accompanied by a comical sound effect) and dragged off

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>>42028140
dumb dog

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>>42028137
they are the egg

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>>42028127
On a second thought, lamia eggs should be pretty big accounting for the tail.

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>>42028146
you are the egg

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>>42028151
uuhh, last time i checked i dont crack easy

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>>42028114
Can reptile and bug mamonos even lay eggs? Or is it only specific to harpies? Pic related is clearly pregnant.

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>>42028170
how do you think eggs work?

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I would eat mermaid eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028184
they consider that very lewd, especially when you play with them for a while, also is very expenvise

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028170
Well, the egg still has to develop inside.
>KC&Will Book Launch Q&A
>28) Do Dragons give birth to eggs? Would they lay infertile eggs? If so, what would happen to their hymens?
>Dragons lay eggs after some period of pregnancy. (Meaning they would have baby bumps even though they're oviparous!)
>Dragons don't really lay infertile eggs much, but once they get their hymens broken by their husbands they would sometime produce infertile eggs, and this is also the case for the Harpies. (KC)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42027901
>Kejorou

Can't wait to read that! She's underrated, but I have a bias; there's never enough of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028206
I forgot about this thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Say you are gay
>Monster Girls leave you alone
>But not actually gay
I am very smart, smarter than monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028228

All gays end up Alping anon, so they'll know you're lying by basic observation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028228
Until you say that to an extremist monster that will want to help you alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028114
Do you think Deonora has collected and preserved all her unfertilized eggs over all those years so that she can feed them all to her future husband? haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028228
Just wait until you accidentally attract a big gay bara who becomes your amazon alp gf. Then you'll be sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028206
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028228
>Alp wants to turn Anon into an an Alp
>Rape
>Doesn't turn into an Alp
>Rape correction for lying
Congrats anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028228
>say you're gay
>monstergirl can tell you're lying

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Manti is here to chase the Alps away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028228
Won't work on old monsters.
>Gay? That's great, you make me gay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028244
Deonora will either destroy your pelvis on the first opportunity, or she's so desperate that she'll do anything to get some dick, taking it ass-to-mouth and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028140
Rudy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>Say you're aromantic asexual genderqueer deer beer
>Monstergirls don't believe you but avoid you for being a snowflake

[Anonymous No.]

>Tell monstergirls you don't even care about the sex anymore and you just want a hug

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028236
Maybe she forgot or I haven't alped out yet clearly.
>>42028241
Politely ask you can alp on your own.
>>42028259
n-no
>>42028273
that can't happen
>>42028283
eh
>>42028302
Are you telling me my plan failed horribly? I can't be outsmarted that easily can I? A-At least they'll be so ashamed of my lack of smarts and avoid me anyways! My true plan look dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028342
I can already hear the heavy breathing of a Yeti running at full sprint

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028301
What a nice lady!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028342
That isn't a problem, you can hug and fug

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine forgetting your diary in Dragonia and one of the dragon knights reads it.
>tfw it has several pages about wanting to eat Deonora's eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028342
Sex is coming eventually, but it can wait.
>>42028356
>Politely ask you can alp on your own.
She's doing you a favor, you could use a Demon friend who will help you acclimatize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028334
Nah, they'll just give you rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028342
Bogey bait be careful of very big feminine life like plushies

[Anonymous No.]

>Your head is going in her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028381
I love winged girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028365
>she found your copy of Lusty Dragonian Maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028365
All they'll see is several doodles of busty and chubby wurms and jabberwocks

[Anonymous No.]

Even if monster girls were real I wouldn't have the confidence to put myself out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028407
this is why they hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028407
I'm so apathetic they probably wouldn't even be able to sense any desire in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028400
Sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028426
>nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028422
I remember when I used to think like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028422
>"Mam' . We can't track his desires at all. He's like a ghost!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028417
Can't hunt me if I'm just cooped up in my apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>manticore sends ominous warning letter about how she is going to eat Anon
>decides to let him stew in terror for a few weeks, will make the payoff all the better
>on the day she plans to rape him, she finds a fortress in place of his home, impossible for any one monster to conquer
>now she has to explain to the guild why she needs a party of 3-5 adventurers to get her chosen husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028452
It'll be like that one story when the monstergirls invaded and they all just flowed around that one guy during the battle and he was the only one left unclaimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028407
Just download a dating app. You're guaranteed 50 DMs in the first day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028468
that was only cause he was already claimed by a high ranking monster, not because he had complete apathy towards monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028468
that predestinated soulmate stuff kind of sucks when she isn't there yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028513
No, I'm talking about the one where the guy shot himself in the head afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone once noticed that the Ant-Arachne is extremely unloved. So I made this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028522
If you get with one, do you have to get with the entire colony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028522
What is she confused about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028522
oh hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028522
Thank you, it's great to see a neglected species receive some love.
Those breasts are motherly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028516
Seems like a bit of a overreaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028522
Thank you for your contribution to some Ant Arachne love.
>>42028535
Extreme slacker like her has no idea about cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028522
Doing the demon lords work, anon!
Great stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028504
>Swallow you pride and sign up for a dating app
>Your not good looking or are really special in any way
>Just type out a generic profile because why not
>by the next day you have over 100 requests and DMs.
>And your getting a lot of tit pics as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>want a Crusader Kings/Civ style game with MGE style monstergirls
>mid human kingdom that has to play both sides
>tfw -40 opinion with Chief God’s religious head for marrying off heir to Demon Realm
>needed that non-aggression pact tho
>excommunicated
>all the monstergirls dukedoms are angy because you were holy warring them a generation ago

Can I save this campaign, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028460
sandworm will be your new apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028686
>excommunicated
Go full mamono extremist and make Lescatie look like child's play compared to what you'll do to their capitals

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028690
Does she have wifi in there?
If not, I'm not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028623
He was straight up invisible to them and constantly alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Moohus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028724
could be penpals with runyarunya or something. what a loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028722
it's the 21st century, everywhere has wifi these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028686
Invite some Tribal Beast Girls to live in your duchy as vassals, while they may not pay much in taxes, they make up for it in sheer numbers, you'll have to marry the chief beast girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028736
That's a lot of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>make tons of nerdy Dune jokes at Sandworm girl until she spits you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028650
>>And your getting a lot of tit pics as well.
I'd feel like I'm ruining girls for their future husbands by seeing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028759
Youkai were meant to interbreed with humans after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028865
>Painted nails
>That damn smile
Rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

If I act really weird and cringey will a monster girl come to fix me?

[Anonymous No.]

>never been able to decide a girl for the spot of one true wife
>Realize only one monster keeps popping up in the fantasies
Not the biggest fan of chronic masturbation but everything else about her is perfect, one of if not the best visual design from MGE and I will fight anyone about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028967
>Not the biggest fan of chronic masturbation
Just dick her good enough that she won't need to finger herself anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028974
got to keep that battery charged up

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028900
>Anon acts chunni all the time
>other monsters think it's weird
>phantom is totally enamored, starts inserting herself into his fantasies
>just two dorks living it up in their own world without a care of what anyone else thinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028967
>Not the biggest fan of chronic masturbation
But that's the best part tho.
I find the idea of her constantly fingering herself to be really god damn hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028900
She would either help you get better, or she would love you the way you are.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028996
but her hand's all sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028967
>>42028996
So is she just the land based version of a Jubjub? A Jubjub would 100% be masturbating all of the time if they had hands for it. Why else do you think they practically surgically attach themselves to their husbands dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029003
Then put it in your mouth and clean if off like a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029010
>land based jubjub
you ever seen a jubjub fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029030
Of course, they're birds of prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029027
or do it to throw her off and establish dominance
>crazed Raiju stuffs her fingers in anon's face
>"eheheh can you smell it? wanna know where they were just a moment ago?~"
>anon instantly starts licking her fingers clean
>Raiju is frozen in place and terrified, for she has encountered an even bigger pervert

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029030
>>42029053
Beware the jubjub, as they're ferocious predators. SEXUAL predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029027
>>42029057
Ask for her other hand, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028516
Do you have it around, I remember it, at the end, he sat alone in the afterlife, becoming of nothing, and no one

[Anonymous No.]

>>42027654
You have to go back >>//reddit//

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029057
>total perverted Raiju meets a equally perverted anon
>It's almost to the point where they get deported to wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029108
>broken man
no portal until you let go of your hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029183
Won't happen any soon, now go back or do a backflip.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029203
Snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42027654
What would ironically misogynistic be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029220
>Monster after one week of not having sex with their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029220
I'm concerned about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028535
She forgot who she was, just as everyone forgot…what were we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>Error, this is a private paste or is pending moderation. If this paste belongs to you, please login to Pastebin to view it.

noooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029220
>how monsters end up during final week

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029318
Try archive.org or the writer archive anon-kun https://mega.nz/folder/m65VSa5b#j8BSJ9BjlJDVOmfD2uPOnA

[Anonymous No.]

There would be a big market for anally anchored clothing in a monster girl filled world. Butt plug fashion would be a legitimate thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029433
I don't want to think about that, it's quite disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

Monster wife aside, just living in some sleepy village across the portals where (monster) women are actually nice to me and don't mock me for being a manlet is already a fantasy I can barely comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029433
Don't think so, clothes that skimpy would just stay on with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029459
Well it would be really rude to insult somebody else's husband, and it's an even worse idea if your wife is intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be me a upcoming mage

>Have a Husky that can talk though it does get annoying sometimes

>Soldiers of the Order get suspicious that I have a dog that can talk

>Think it’s because of Mamano magic so they banish me to the Snowy Regions

>Really it was because they got tired of my dog talking all the time

>Now I’m wandering in the freezing weather with my loyal husky beside me

>Feel like I’m being followed

>That’s when I see silver white hair and horns hiding behind a tree

>It’s a Wendigo Woman who is very well endowed

>The cold was getting the best of me so me and my dog followed her to her cave

>Couple months later and I’m now married to the Wendigo Woman that lead me to her cave and have fully transformed into a Wendigo incubus

>Also I have the unique ability to make my own coat which I made purple because it’s my favorite color

>Though it does annoy my Wendigo wife when I generate my own coat, that she forces me to be in her coat most of the time

>For it is Wendigo tradition for the Wendigo’s husband to be in his wife’s coat

>Few years later and I got three cute daughters running around and my husky that was with me from the beginning yeah he is immortal now too do to the mamano magic in the surrounding area

>The End

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028127
gotta be Wurm right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029220
>when the nip withdrawal starts to hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029220
That catnip really hits some catgirls harder than others

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029617
it's been known to happen to anons as well

[Anonymous No.]

I want a smoothie made with lilim milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029593
>he is immortal now too do to the mamano magic

oh no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029220
>Anon, I'm buggin!
>I think cheshire laced my shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029659
Doesn’t that only happen to female dogs though, while male dogs just stay being dogs rather than becoming furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029688
I don't think male dogs have any interaction with the system at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029688
They might become demon beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029637
big massive milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029716
So I guess think of a more gentler version of fenrir which isn’t out of the realm of possibilities since magical animals still exist in the MGE universe even with the new demon lord in power, just they’re more calmer and not blood thirsty abominations that want to consume human flesh anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028140
>comical sound effect
A *doonk* or more like a "clonk," anon?
I personally prefer that loud and low *doonk* sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028342
Just like that, every Bogey, Yeti and Minotaur in a kilometer radius just zeroed in on your location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029768
The only mention of demon beasts I can find is that they aren't very magical. Which makes sense because werewolf becomes girl but phoenix stays bird would seem arbitrary.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I attract tall monsters? Is there any place they tend to hang out around?

[Anonymous No.]

come to the north pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029602
Most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029885
I hate christmas theme but I love elf boobs. I'm conflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029821
Tallburgh

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a train to Monster Girl City
>hope to find a monster gf so I can finally stop being a khhv
>start turning into Keanu Reeves

bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029922
>built in the mountains
>people assume that this is just to add to the theme of being tall
>actually there so that they can make more giant staircases
>Anons are forced to do full lunges to get up a single stair
>monsters wait at the top to grab the winded tourists visiting the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029991
>most people get tired and quit halfway up

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029991
>All the stairs to get to the town require you to lunge up them or jump up
>All the buildings are 40 feet tall despite being only one or two stories high
>Can barely see through windows on the ground floors, have to be on your tiptoes to look through them
>All the doorhandles are as tall as your head
>Sinks? Forget about it, unless you can find a stool or chair to use
>You can't even reach the bar at any of the taverns and order a drink
If you visit tallsborough you better be good at climbing things.

[Anonymous No.]

>"You are quite the entertainer, Anon. But this show is over with this next shot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42007795

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030074
Gotta find a tol wife who can carry you around, or at least boost you up onto the seats

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028686
Total War: Monstergirl Encyclopedia

>beating a sophisticated enemy army of varying different specialized units with a 19 Hellhound doomstack or 19 Arch Succubus doomstack
>or alternatively if you're playing an Order campaign; 19 Inquisitor doomstack or 19 War Priest doomstack OR 19 Lady Knight (Saber Clone) doomstack

[Anonymous No.]

Booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030074
souds like fun for climbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029885
I'll make her come on my north pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030074
>Anon looks like a child sitting at the bar
>has to use a fist to grip the fork they gave him
>can't even finish half his meal
>needs two hands to drink the massive beer mug they gave him
>dragon sitting next to him scoots her chair closer to him when she sees he's having a hard time sitting straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030194
Cute fat dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030074
>become expert climber
>get bicorn wife
>ride her around Tallsborough
>jump off her to grab onto single monsters, climb them, and start "stabbing" their "weakspot" with your "sword"
>ywn live out sexy version of Shadow of the Colossus

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030074
>Tall automatons that remind you of mech animes
>Tall wights that you can't make eye contact with without looking up their dress
>Tall yetis that can almost cover your entire body with a single paw
>Tall bogeys that are happy to serve as couches or beds
>Tall manticore whose tail threatens to swallow you whole
>Tall holstaurs who can't see you cause their boobs are too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030306
>hybrid automaton/living armor mechas that run around and "swallow" men to be their pilots
>can only watch in horror as her torso opens up to reveal your seat before she stuffs you inside
>program running the armor is actually really shy, first thing it asks you is if the air conditioning is alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030186
>"Chief God's teeth! Retreat!"

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing more mentally deranged than your average cheshire cat.
They're the kind of girls that send you an incredibly disturbing video of herself, half-naked, consuming a live mouse, like a psychopath.

[Anonymous No.]

>"The A-10 Warthog is flying gatling gun made by electric company Fairchild Republic that specializes in turning bad guys into spaghetti and American soldiers into insurance claims."

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, my name is anon.
My favorite things to do are;
Gaslighting dragoncels
Gaslighting hags
Gaslighting dragoncel hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030374
How are soldiers getting insurance claims from CAS with an A-10? Are the pilots accidentally hitting their fellow troops? Or is this because of the ejection seat breaking people's backs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030372

God, that's fucked up.
> What's more fucked up is how into that would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030399
>the hakutaku teacher continues by answering the question
>"To keep it simple. The A-10's cockpit electronics and targeting systems at a time were absolute garbage tier. So much so that A-10 pilots had to use binoculars to identify a friendly troop from an enemy. Of course, modernizations and fixes were eventually made to improve that problem of the A-10 where pilots do not have to use literal binoculars. But depending on a commander's or spotter's discretion, competence, or even negligence the A-10 can still render friendly allied troopers into insurance claims and hashtags because of its gun. And speaking of the A-10's gun, another important fact! The gun that the A-10 is built around has so much recoil that if it fires too long the plan WILL fall out of the sky due to lack of lift."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030374
>tfw take a break from /k/
>tfw /k/ doesn't take a break from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42028865

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030349
Is that what passes for heroic victory in modern total war?
It's not a proper heroic victory unless you defeat at least one fullstack of mid-tier units using only 1 unit of dark knight's, 2 holstaur militia, 1 centaur cavalry, 2 or 3 spear(wo)men and 1 unit of demon general. All by exploiting terrain and picking them off one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

She will teach you how to run a kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030617
Imprison rebellious vassals and revoke their titles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030617
ill just leave it to the anubis advisor like she does

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Wonderland and tell that cat her memes are shit, she isn't funny, she isn't quirky, and Jabberwock is more attractive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029308

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030629
Throw them in the snek pit as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029885
>One specific tribe of elves in the north have a "curse" on their tribe
>Their husbands all have curly white hair and beards and they're very jolly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030194
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029971
Are you going to burn the city down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030698
Fuck off /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030719
but i heard the snek pit is where all the cool kids hang out, why reward rebellious vassals?

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, a completely norma cat.
No reason to be suspicious.
Just a regular ol’ cat.
Nothing more nothing less
A cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030793
Sorry but I like my cats a little older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030805
Romancing your older adventuring companions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030821
You best know it's not just gonna be the one companion. The second Anon gives in he'll be swarmed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030839
And that's perfectly OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030821
Don't have sex with your adventuring companions it might throw off party dynamics in the middle of an important quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030821
Making them gently scold you for being brash and dumb sometimes and when they ask why you did, you shyly reply that you wanted to impress her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030844
Of course, but it's something you have to prepare for. Think of it as your endgame quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030855
Alternatively, it can boost their mood and even give them extra power! Its a shame NOT to lewd them.

>>42030858
Listen, as impressive as it may be, she'd be far more worried if you failed.

>>42030862
Adventuring is about building a loving relationship and getting enough gold to retire on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030877
thats why you make it a just by the skin of your teeth victory where after you promptly pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030889
Please do not tug at the heartstrings of your compatriots like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030877
>Alternatively, it can boost their mood and even give them extra power
Their power should come from friendship and pent-up sexual frustration!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030757
Jabberwock loves rent free in your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030909
Listen, its just an extension of the power of love.
Except she's now been plowed into a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030921
I wanna live rent free in her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030904
then how do i get gently scolded by them, slap their ass in public or play with their bodies while we should be listening to the guildmaster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42029455
>>42029549
Homosexual plebians, anally anchored clothing is the pinnacle of civilization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030306
I want a tall cheshire to crush me with her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with villains

[Anonymous No.]

spanked by villains

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031004
You'll lose and get a game over, sex is a sin according to the bible

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031004
I'd let her eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031011
Sex with an evil monster is always a good end. I don't care what the bible says

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031004
I'm torn between banshees and wights when it comes to my favorite undead girl. so I'll just combine them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031060
But they're evil. You know what evil monsters do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031037
Whitehorn is best Winter's Town girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031011
It's not a sin. It tells you to be fruitful and multiply. So go and multiply with your monsterfu. Make dozens, maybe even hundreds, of mini versions of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031071
i like ms tsurara but i don't know if she goes into town

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031069
lose to anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031069
I don't care what they do so long as I'm there being an evil monster's bed warmer at the very least

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031069
finally release me from this mortal coil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031004
is the best when you beat her then bend her over while you whisper the reason shes evil is to get some attention, your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031011
*Sex outside of marriage is a sin
So get married and you're good to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>42027654
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Your chances of getting home invaded, sexually assaulted and getting forcibly married by a cow are low, but never zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031069
think about having a husband and then hug their tear-stained husband daki when they go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030186
>>42030349
>>42030562
Hey don't forget Total War also has base building and city construction. Also imagine the diplomacy lines of Legendary Lords of both demon realms and the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42030562
Don't worry, in modern total war games if you suffer 0 losses but use a third of your ammo you're in for a pyrrhic victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031216
>the spoiler pic
So Lescatie (and any other garbage-tier Order realm) fell and became mamono realms by opening brothels? That should oughta be a very more common monstergirl tactic to save time and money to not organize army invasions.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that you don't have to have sex with Cheshire Cat? You can have sex with Mad Hatter, Jabberwoke, and even Alice too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031267
i only do jabberwocks, they are the best to sleep on after the sex is had

[Anonymous No.]

>>42031250
>New Brothel opens up
>Nothing strange at first, though the women working there are always only working one shift and never seen again
>Overtime, the women there seem to be gaining extra features, horns, long ears, probably nothing just drink more alcohol
>Until the day that comes that the place is just filled with nothing but succubi, hellwans and kotgirls
>I think there is really something strange going on at that brothel that opened up last month
>You worry too much Officer Anon, next round is on the house courtesy of that beautiful woman with the horns over there.

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>>42031267
>charmed, dazed and confused anon stumbles towards a lineup of various wonderland girls trying to beckon him over like they would a puppy
they have so much love to give

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>>42031267
My alice is too pure for that!
Even if her ass looks a bit too big for a girl her size.

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>>42031394
>tfw you know you are just clumsily run toward the older monsters while saying mommy

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>>42030889
>mamono secretly let Anon get scratched up so that they can take care of him and dote on him
>always something that "slips past" the tank or a bit of damage that the healer was too busy to catch
>Anon gets hit with a charm spell from another mamono
>entire party converges like piranhas to kick her ass and get Anon the hell out of there

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>>42031296
>Girl with the horns.
>Its the former female bouncer turned huge ogre.
>She's taller, stronger, and currently crammed into a 'nice dress' she probably had when she was still human.

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>>42031455
>female bouncer
hhahaha

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>>42031473
just wait until you see the barometz

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>>42031489
>"Sorry sir, you can't get handsy with that one."
>'Oh yeah, what are you going to d-'
>The fruit sheep bounces at the man with such speed he flies out of a window, a call of "Come again!" chasing after him.

Also works with Mycanoids.

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>>42031516
>if you get close she hits you with a ring out and if you try to keep your distance she bombards you with pollen
fruitsheep imba, who designed these?

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>>42031541
Everyone laughs at the plant builds until they have to actually try and deal with one.

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When your Wendigo wife is being extra needy but you’re too tired and want some sleep.

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>>42031583
anon, im going to be honest, pick up a book about anatomy and study some, tits dont end up like balloons for a starter

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>>42031643
I mean it’s mostly a meme post so I wasn’t going for accuracy anyways, but yeah I’m not used to drawing breasts, that this is kinda my first time drawing them.

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>>42007795

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>>42031667
a little hint, they droop down and tend to move away from the center line

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[Anonymous No.]

You've been given a true loli cheshire cat.

It's up to you to teach her how to troll and prank people as well as teaching her meme culture. She has some innate magical abilities but can only make limited use of them outside Wonderland.

Good luck, anon! Be a good role model for her, okay?
Oh, and please don't lewd her. I mean, I can't really stop you if you do, but I'm just asking nicely.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to get plastic ornaments for the trees so curious kitten girls don't break them....or get magic to fix them.

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>>42031691
Goodnight anon, sleep well.

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>>42031681
why does this cow have no legs and is purple

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>>42031691
>get magic to fix them
>loli kot breaks one of your ornaments
>tries to use magic to fix it
>monsterizes the tree instead
>come home to a nervous kitty and a cheery dryad

[Anonymous No.]

Be some lonely centaur's big stallion husband. They need love too...

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>>42031747
If you insist

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>>42031728
Longcow.

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>>42031761
I will marry a bicorn and have her acquire for me additional bicorn wives.

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>>42031773
so those werid ones that pop out the ground in dragonia are long cows as well

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>>42031250
I was going to say I imagine such brothels would work like sniffing out and demolishing skaven undercities in your settlements, but then I thought of a monstergirl vermintide. Swarms of shorstack warpstone-addled (non-furry) ratgirls with crude war machines pouring open from underneath the streets.

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>>42031669
>Job offer to become a spellcaster's assistant
>Good pay and free housing
>The boss is a bombshell Dark Mage
>The catch is that she wears outrageously lewd outfits and constantly tries to flirt
This is why boys don't get into magic, except weirdo wizards.

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There's too many monster species that I love, I wish there was a solution that let's me be able to have sex with all 224 species anytime I want.

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>>42031920
i just act as her bodyguard
>>42031926
be a whore lmao

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>>42031927
Can the average human man really be the husband of hundreds of monsters?

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>>42031927
>i just act as her bodyguard
You'll feel good about yourself when she asks for help opening a jar or carrying some heavy boxes.
I doubt your duties will extend far beyond that, she can defend herself just fine.

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>>42031682
8 hours per day on /pol/ should be enough. She will learn fast and i don't even have to work. Depressed chesh, best chesh.

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>>42031926
Can't you make-do with a shapeshifter monster?

>>42032025
Anon, no! You'll ruin that kitten's life.

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>>42032025
>day 1
>two hours in
>she's gotten your residence rangebanned

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>>42032027
My life haven't been ruined, she will be fine.

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>>42032025
>18 years later
>instead of graduating with her MGCC degree in monsterfucking she’s kicked out for rambling in the campus quad each day
>she keeps going on about how danukis are all part of a secret cabal responsible for every inconvenience in her life

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>>42032025
Bad end unlocked.

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>>42032054
No one need a kike's diploma
>>42032071
My solution is flawless and will lead to the funny pipe ending, one of the good ending.

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>>42029229
Crossdressers?

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>>42031920
I figured it was because all those witches love running mono blue Teferi mill decks against newbies.

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[Anonymous No.]

Sex with monsters is allowed.
So is fucking, procreating fornicating and making love.
Mating, on the other hand, is strictly forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's afraid of a big bad wolf?

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>>42032209
No, i will mate the kots and you won't do shit

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>>42032216
Me. Dogs scare the hell out of me

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>>42032221
That's how I was for my entire childhood.
And now my waifu is a Hellhound. Go figure.

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>>42032218
Good luck taking responsibility when she inevitably gets pregnant with a full litter.

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>>42032025
Marvelous. But I dont think she would be depressed.

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>>42032216
shotas

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>>42032216
not me

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Whatever unspeakable things the lewd boobie wolf does to her prey once caught will never be known.

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>>42032244
If you think that spending an unhealthy amount of time watching MRE reviews on youtube, being a masturbation addict and having borderline paranoia are not signs of depression then I don't know what is.

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>>42032244
Rekt thread and genuine demoralization thread can do that.

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>>42031473
female bouncers are a thing
>>42032291
not him I watch cow hoof healing vids

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>>42032289
One way or another, you will be made to fill her womb with baby batter.

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What are the chances I (accidentally or not) save a desert kingdom from a buff Apophis by worshiping her muscles?

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>>42032328
Guaranteed baby batter filling if it's the last werewolf in Monsokyo.

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>>42032328
forced impregnation is the best

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>>42032376
Put your tongue and your heart to it and she will forget about all that world conquest idiocy forever.
>>42032394
your body betraying your mind to your new monster girl wife is hot indeed

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>>42032291
Don't need to masturbate when you've got a monsterfu to impregnate

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>>42032431
Imagine her disappointment when she catches you fapping. Also you're not leaving the bedroom for the next 3 days or so

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>>42032437
She'll make sure there's nothing for you to shoot out while she's away

[Anonymous No.]

Are goats nice?

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>>42032445
The magical loli ones are

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>>42032445
The busty wine goats are.

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>>42032445
All girls with glowing red eyes are.

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>>42032445
Only the ones with big breasts.

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>>42032437
I would make sure to attach a magical device to my dick, to notify my wife whenever I get an erection, so she can come claim it for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: Primal monkey brain pinging off warning signs is unimportant and you don't need to worry about the fact that the monster triggers all instinctual flags for "predator"

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>>42032502
>monke brain sees dangerous cat and says GTFO
>dick sees fertile human pussy and wants in
>result: anon is frozen in place
This is the true apex predator, because its prey can't even try to get away

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>>42032502
I think in going to listen to the money brain. It's gotten me this far so I may as well run like it wants

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>>42032502
>>42032532
Monke brain gives fight or flight response, and fight is appropriate here, i.e. ram her pussy with your dick until she surrenders.

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>>42032545
>>42032553
yes, listen to the monke, it's good for you

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>>42032475
Uh oh.

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>>42032573
there's many thing to be said about hebi, but not that she is not nice

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>>42032573
All reptiles are vile.
Hebis are crazies.
If you see a snake, make an escape.

[Anonymous No.]

human boys belong on the altar

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>>42032597
Tacos cat belong on ship to the slave market

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>>42032587
but it feels so good to strip down and get coiled around it
she feels like delicate water
slipping gently all around my hurt, roughed up body
she's the water that puts down the fire in my heart
she makes me feel at ease finally, I cannot be without her

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>>42032587
Mean

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>>42032649
aww I am sorry baby, I didn't mean that, I'm just going through a lot right now and can be like that sometimes, please forgive me

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>>42032612
This is what happens when you fuck a hebi for so long that you start believing her romantic rambles.
The magical fire abuse doesn't help either.

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>>42032597
I hate the altar. It's always the oldest cats who get first dibs on the sacrifices.
I do NOT want to fuck the tribe's elder.

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>>42030552
Monsokyo.