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>> No.4200159

Is too much like a so ronery thread which is banned.

>> No.4200160
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4200160

No thanks. Have this image of Mystia playing with her butt.

>> No.4200163

>>4200159
I'm a hikikomori, I only go out when I'm with my girlfriend. I'm not lonely at all :D

>> No.4200178

>>4200160
moar pics like this!

>> No.4200181

>>4200163
That's like saying im a vegetarian except for when i ocassionally eat meat.

which is fucking retarded.

>> No.4200185

Today I felt like experimenting a bit. After shitting on the floor as usual, instead of letting it to dry or cleaning it up, a perverted thought flashed through my mind. I found that puddle of crap amazingly arousing. Even though I fapped to my Rika earlier today, I got a boner.
I don't have any fleshlights, but I found an empty plastic Nestea bottle. You know, those ones have a double-sized opening, instead of the standard coke bottles. It was almost a perfect fit for my penis and I instantly knew what to do.
I filled the bottle with my fresh crap. It was a perfect piece of shit, not too hard but not too liquid either. It's as if God had created it just for me, for that unforgivable moment. Its hardness was roughly that of common toothpaste.
I was reluctant for a bit, but it's not like I could sink any lower than a floor-shitting NEET. I thrust in my cock. It felt so awesome. Soft and warm, it was so close to a real woman. I kept on going and going and had the best orgasm in my entire life.
I know it sounds disgusting, but this is probably even better than the real thing(or, at least I guess, being a virgin), you guys must try it.

>> No.4200188

>>4200181
See: Pesco-vegetarianism

>> No.4200196

>>4200181
He's troll baiting.
>>4200185
Oh no, you...

>> No.4200198

>>4200185
Copypasta, not so good.

>> No.4200203

>>4200185
Are there really people who shit on the floor?

>> No.4200237

I'm so hikikomori that I shit roneryness, on the floor.

>> No.4200251

>>4200203
Yes they live in the Whitehouse in Washinton D.C.

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