First Date

[Anonymous No.]

Moments on a first date that make you "I can't date this person"

You're a bit nervous but you finally decide to go on a date. The first date the perfect occasion to attract your love interest, but one bad mistake and you're out. Have you ever done any of the following on a first date?

1. When you split the bill, you make sure it's accurate within 1yen

2. Texting while talking

3. Talking with a friend on the phone for too long.

4. Not entering stores that you can't use coupons in

5. Only talk about yourself

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[Anonymous No.]

D-d-date?

[Anonymous No.]

2ch:

- 6. Disgusting face
- 7. The wallet is velcro (reference to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDusG7XDUj0))
- Always yapping about your "rights"
- Bad breath
- When she's not a virgin
- If they evaluate you that way, they're probably not that interested in you in the first place
- Body odor
- 12. (2)channeler
- Won't look in the eyes while talking
- Not coming to the date
- When their dining manners are bad
- 1. When you look at their drivers license, their name is different
- The date spot is Jusco (mall/superstore)
- Glued to DS
- You guys suck at talking so 5. is probably good for you.
- Disgusting voice
- Even if you were intending on paying the bill, the girl doesn't even pretend to try to pay for it, it pisses me off.
- At dinner time, she calls her mom and says "I don't need dinner tonight"
- When she tried to take napkins from starbucks home.
- If they're a Hanshin Tigers fan
- People that inquire too much
- If they have a custom PC
- People that always complain to the sales clerk
- Girls that won't have sex with me even after dating
- When the way they eat is ridiculous, I've seem some crazy ways of holding chopsticks
- This seriously happened one time. I went over to the house of the person I liked, and I found her discussing the niconico douga 歌ってみた(I sang) section excitedly. My affection suddenly dissipated.
- When they laugh at other peoples misfortunes

[Anonymous No.]

cont

- >180: Now make a list of things that would make girls fall for me
- >>180 #1. Be Fukuyama Masaru
- >>180 #1. Beautiful face
- >>180 #1. Good at escorting (you walk on the street side of the sidewalk, let her on/off the elevator first, have her sit on the seat of honor)
2. Funny
3. Good at praising
4. Good at lies
5. Charismatic

something like that
- When all they talk about is pachinko
- I wouldn't want to be friendly with anyone that talks about nothing but TV
- I can't stand it if they're late, I'll leave if you're even 5 minutes late, fucker.
- When they bring their friends/siblings without even asking
- #1. women that think that men should pay for everything
- When they won't let me do it after I pay for their dinner
- 362: According to her, it was when I said "I'm going to go take a piss". It was pretty long afterwards when she finally told me.
- >>362 Next time, say "I'm going to go pick some flowers"
- When he keeps talking about some obscure idol
- You should marry whoever has 1 and 4.
- I thought being economical was a good thing. I don't get women.
- None of those apply to me but nobody ever goes out with me....
- People who care about virginity too much
- Women that bring pets
- Hair on lips
- When all they do is badmouth other people
- Coupons are bad things? I wouldn't want to go out with them anyway.
- Men who judge people by the way they eat are petty.
- All she talked about was her ex and her male friends.
- When their clothes are crappy, it's embarrassing to be walking with them
- 1. When they won't reply to your texts
- You guys don't go out on dates anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>accurate within 1yen

stopped reading here

[Anonymous No.]

>date

[Anonymous No.]

>>4197413

>- You guys don't go out on dates anyway

[Anonymous No.]

No, my waifu already has a husbando
In my heart they are always together

[Anonymous No.]

Misogyny is /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDusG7XDUj0
what is this

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

>1. When you split the bill, you make sure it's accurate within 1yen
>yen

Poor trollan'.
Besides, using math correctly will only impress women!

[Anonymous No.]

>When she's not a virgin
I like these people

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>>4197421
pfft, I do! With my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>None of those apply to me but nobody ever goes out with me....

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>When they won't let me do it after I pay for their dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>The wallet is velcro

Is this why people always glare at me?

[Anonymous of Canada !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

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>>4197498
RIIIIP RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP RIP RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>When they bring their friends/siblings without even asking

I guess that means it wasn't a date, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

デート！？

[None !BounDarIes No.]

Japs hate coupons?

[Anonymous No.]

>The wallet is velcro
So THAT'S why people give me that face when I open my wallet.

[Anonymous No.]

>- Won't look in the eyes while talking

Great Scott, why do people insist on looking at the eyes? I always focus off into the distance. Because of this, I don't remember any faces. Feels good, man.

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>>4197586
My mind blanks when I look at people in the eye. Not that I'm nervous, I just think better staring at a wall.

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>>4197586

Looking at someone in the eyes is the hardest thing in the entire fucking world. So, naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>When you look at their drivers license, their name is different

[Anonymous No.]

>>4197586
I know dude. There was once a time when I looked most everyone I talked to in the eye, cept when I was sitting on the couch next to a friend or something. But then I went to college, and after 4 years of that, I don't talk to people anymore, and I don't look anybody in the eye because I'm so used to being alone in my room off campus. I had to do something with this girl I had never met before, and after a few hours of doing stuff, she straight up asked me why I never looked her in the eyes. It was awkward as hell man. It was then that I realized that I had stopped doing it. And I don't know how it happened or when. All I know is that its so hard to do now.

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>>4197600
No it isn't, you god damn pussy.

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

>>4197600
Look at their nose instead, it helps a little bit.

Also, as mentioned before, d-d-date?

[Anonymous No.]

I've always assumed the only kind of wallet is a leather one that folds. I honestly didn't know there was a different kind. Maybe I just forgot.
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>- 362: According to her, it was when I said "I'm going to go take a piss". It was pretty long afterwards when she finally told me.
- >>362 Next time, say "I'm going to go pick some flowers"

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>>4197648
Daato.

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>>4197658
You forgot because you don't leave your home. Hikki.

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>>4197658
[>>4197567], here.
Mine's a synthetic fiber one with a zipper and velcro that's effectively too small to hold $50 notes without having to fold the ends over.

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>>4197782
Mine too. Not that I ever have that much money...

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