/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/. I'm from /v/, and I come asking a favor. I assume at least ONE of you guys can read a little bit of japanese and I was wondering if you'd, uh...translate this for me? Or at least gimme the basic gist of it, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

"The pleasure of being cummed inside."

[Anonymous No.]

The pleasure of being cummed outside, or is it inside? I cannot tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196052
What?
>>4196057
C'mon, I'm friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm from /v/

[Mismagius !.70fLDzJM. No.]

>>4196058
/jp/ folk aren't as nice as they used to be

[Anonymous No.]

I'll help you:

First panel: Black people drive like this
Last panel: White people drive like this

[Anonymous No.]

There is also /lang/ board, you know.

Anyway, here you go
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/558797/abs-absurdres-arm_support-black_hair-blush-boro-ce
Apparently there's some kind of translation there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196069
Hm...that's a start

[Anonymous No.]

Juri is from pig disgusting Korea so I won't translate it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196076
Seriously, even though there are people who can read Japanese on /jp/, none of them like requests like this. You won't get help from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196081
No she isn't, she's from Power Ranger Land. You don't even know the character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196088
Why? It wouldn't take more than a few minutes, seriously.

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

Last panel before the cutout:
As an apology, I'll show you my under-navel engine, so stand up.
Black/Blue box: Ultracon Stick

All you need.

[Mismagius !.70fLDzJM. No.]

>>4196106
>wouldn't take more than a few minutes
Ummm...usually translations are kinda hard to do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196111
If you know the language, how can it be hard? Maybe I'm missing something, but it seems like...well, it's already been said. How can it be hard if you know it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196115
You understanding it is easy.
Making idiots understand it is not.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe the translation is

"Don't play Twelve"

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4196115
You greatly underestimate the willpower needed to translate non-standard, potentially moe drivelspeak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196119
I don't wanna understand it. I want it written in English, actually. That'd be super duper.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not like the guy is asking for a perfectly edited picture translation and shit, he just wants to know what is going on. It honestly would not take very long to type out a couple sentences about what is going on. Kind of curious myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196129
Why thank you. Not sure why you saged me, though.

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

It's a Joystick = Penis joke.
Where's mspaint Rifyu translator when you need him?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4196129
I think that guy's penis is involved, but I might be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196133
You don't "sage" a person.
Sage only makes a post not bump the thread to the top.
He didn't want you to get your hopes up when you saw the thread at the top and it wasn't a helpful post.

[Anonymous No.]

so, let me get this straight

you come from /v/, and ask us, /jp/, to translate a comic?

welcome to the internet bro. I assume its your first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196141
You don't capitalize so I assume you're slightly newer. Don't know Japanese, but here's what I can tell. Juri comes over to play Street Fighter. When she starts losing she starts using her eye to win. The guy gets furious at this. Juri starts to cry. Then >>4196109
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196155
Thank you. Also, I'm not >>4196141 , that guy was making fun of me or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196169
I meant that the guy who was making fun of you was slightly newer than you because he didn't capitalize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196198
Oh. Well then.

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

4 panel part:
1. Shi-ng!
Wow, it's dazzling! (Musashi Gundoh reference)
Here we go-!
2. Ah.. Aaah...
Damn　weak-!
3. Don't come down from above...
4. Don't jerk it off (with a squatting middle punch)!
It (the SA Gauge will) will start filling up!
But doesn't it feel good, man?

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Did I say too much? Is she going to get mad?

TWITCH

Huh?
Why'd you have to say all that!?
HUUUUH-!?

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
PENIS
BLAH BLAH BLAH
SETH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196278
The blah blah blah's the only part I can't figure out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4196295
It's all bitching.

[Magister !J.hpxLWh4g No.]

I thought this had been translated already...here's a poor attempt, if only because Juri looks like my kind of character.

First panel:

Because she says she has free time until Super Street Fighter 4 is released, Juri started coming over to play every once in a while.

I picked Twelve, and she picked Mr. Genei Jin with zero hesitation.

Today I feel the hype!

4-panel:
Insert first half of >>4196278, though I'd change that last part to "That felt good, didn't it?", to keep with the English translation they've given to Juri's Ultra Combo already, as this is a play on that.

Tons of words-panel, from top right to bottom left:

...Not bad...Genei-Yun is fine, but...

WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THE MAGIC AND EMBARRASSING TALK MID-MATCH?

Is there a Feng Shui engine in your left eye?! What is it? Some kind of Evil Eye?

Did you get sick in your second year of Junior High? Some way to suppress my own Feng Shui to almost nothing, right?

Your bust measurement is a lie, too! 83 centimeters? More like 75! You can hide the numbers, but your eye can't change your breasts!

Don't use Shippuken!

Show your forehead more!

Collarbone, bellybutton, sideboob, your back! You show too much! If you'd look in a mirror, you'd see you have absolutely nothing guarding you from the waist up! Figure it out already! Armpits are erotic!

"That felt good, didn't it?", what is that even supposed to mean?! For all you know I could want to go to the bathroom! (this part is confusing, I doubt I am right on this one)

There's good Tae Kwon Do and bad Tae Kwon Do, what would your brother think about you, huh?!

Quit staring at me with those maniacal, beady little eyes like you want to blow me up on the spot!

And...your breasts are small!

[Magister !J.hpxLWh4g No.]

Shocked-Juri panel:

Insert second half of >>4196278

Crying, more words, top right to bottom left:

Juri:

It's a game where you win or lose, so I picked a strong character! What's wrong with that?! You always pick Twelve or Sean, -that's- weird!

I was born with my eye like this, what do you expect me to do about it!? It's not like I enjoy that it glows! When I get excited, it gleams, I can't help it!

Pervert!

Anonymous: I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

Juri:

My forehead *censored*(and I honestly don't know what she's saying, either)!

My breasts aren't small, either! Those other girls just have too much fat on their chest!

You foreskinned-quick-to-cum bastard!

Bottom Panel:

Anonymous:
Look, I'll show you my Tanden Engine, so stop crying.

On penis: ULTRA COMBO ROD

Juri: W-wha?!

Panel: ANGRY BOSS
Seth: If you lust for my child, I'd appreciate it if you stopped! (Ootsuka Akio, Seth's JP VA)

[Anonymous No.]

>>4197062
>>4197067
All in all, not worth translating.

[Magister !J.hpxLWh4g No.]

>>4197095
Yeah, it wasn't, but /v/ has been badgering for a translation of that comic for ages. Never again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4197062
>>4197067
>>4197128
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.