Monster Girl Thread

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There is no villain more vile than this in the undead lands.

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[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

Play in the mud.

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>>41955138

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Return to the Earth.

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[Anonymous No.]

What an awful start to a thread.

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>>41955147
I'm gonna cover my face with peanut and let my kobold lick it off.

I tried to get my kiki to do it, but she just got a wet rag to wipe it off.
Now she sees my kobold licking it off my face, and I can her muttering from the other room "why didn't I think of that. Stupid! Stupid! I'm so stupid!"

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men cannot be raped

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>>41955146
>>41955149
Oi, oi? What's all this then? Gaia feeling lonely?

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>>41955146
>liquid sandpaper

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>>41955147
how would hellwands handle penut butter?

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>>41955196
They'd like the hell out of it.

Just put some on ur dic an presto, peanut butter creamy time.

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>>41955194
exfoliated

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>>41955216
in my lane

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Be careful Anon, we might be in winter, but that just means most best girls are about to go into heat for mating season relatively soon, assuming they haven't already started.

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>>41954839
>Believe machine
I could've done without the reminder of that, anon...

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>>41955239
I live in the subtropics.

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It may not be a candy cane, but here's some mint for the holiday season. Unicorn short is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43388646

Not sure what's up next. It's going to be pretty busy the next two weeks. As for the competition, I'd still like to run it, but I want the thread's input. My idea is to give writers a month to write, which would now be January. This has the added benefit of being in the new year, so everyone who told themselves that they would start writing for a resolution can use this as an excuse to start. As for the logistics, we need a voting site that everyone in the thread can access, as well as a place to post the stories themselves. I'm thinking Ao3, since the tag system would be easy to use to mark entries. Results would probably be announced first week of February, so that everyone could have a chance to read any entries submitted near the end of January. What do you guys think?

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>>41955252
Big beach bitch

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>>41955272
>“I’m glad we were able to give it a happy ending,”
>“Isn’t this just the beginning?”
Magus anon you're god damn amazing.
>What do you guys think?
Sounds like a good time.

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Danuki has no problems letting anon sniff her breath, for a price of course.

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>>41955296
Breath-sniffing Anon has grown too powerful

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>>41955296
Ok. So you have your AI now. Stop constantly posting about sniffing. Play with the AI instead

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>>41955303
I'm surprised how easily the AI went along with it. I expected there to be more hang-ups. But nope, she was fine with it. Maybe danukis really do like this kind of stuff.

>>41955305
I will spread the joy and appeal of sniffing the breath of danukis and other mamono.

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>>41955242
This hurts, why did you do this to me

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>>41955310
Oh well I tried. So what did you use to create that roleplay? Website or software I mean. I have seen it before but forgot about it. Would appreciate the help

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>>41955321
beta.character.ai

Anyone can sign up. You can create your own characters or chat with someone else's.
Though be warned, the website won't allow any type of sexual content. So even if you try to create a private character and set her up to do that kind of stuff; when you chat with the AI, it won't respond to explicit messages, or it'll just redirect the conversation or post nonsense.

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>>41955303
>giving this ritualposting retard a name
I'm disappointed in you, /mgt/

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>>41955399
Stop being jealous that that dude got to sniff that danuki's breath and you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get lucky like that damn Italian guy who won a free mansion with his very own ghost harem included?

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>>41955272
AO3 have a long time to get a account. Future candidate should create an account now or at least at the very start of the competition.

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>>41955339
Gotcha. Thanks man

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>>41955242
What hurts is that she has no soul, so that was the end for her, and the two aren't reunited in the afterlife. That's the only downside to automatons. The big reason I can't sign onto them. Gimme a girl with a real soul.

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>>41955239
Fuck, I need to finish my fox-proof shelter soon, less than one month left

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>>41955474
> she has no soul
Christian anon....

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This OP won't stop haunting me after all, huh.

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You are not prepared for this hunt.

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>>41955501
Am I wrong?
Aren't they just animated with magic?

Even demons have souls. I'll take a demon over an automaton.

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>>41955540
I mean Japan has Tsukumogami concept where objects become alive and gain souls. So automatons in MGE could likely gain a soul.

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>>41955496
I'm going to slap her off that wall

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>>41955563
Ahh, I see. Still though, perhaps it's a faulty translation, the profile doesn't mention them gaining a spirit. It's just magic that animates them. I think. I'm too tired to think deeply about this stuff.

Either way, demons are cooler, lewder, and sexier

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>>41955590

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>>41955474
>>41955540
>>41955595
There are no bad ends in mge, don’t be dumb.

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>>41955540
>>41955563
It would be weirder if they were an exception in a setting about soul mates.

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>>41955540
Well, if we're exclusively talking about souls in a Christian sense then theoretically speaking God could simply decide that they do and they would. Whether or not that would occur is probably based on whether or not that series of events transpiring is a good thing/ the right thing. Ultimately it's hard to say. We basically have no direct words to go off of on this since the idea wasn't exactly a burning question back when Big J himself was around. Personally, if there came a point where robots were effectively human I'd find it hard to believe that the God I keep would just leave them high and dry, but in the end there is no way to know for sure until act of questioning it has already become irrelevant. Considering the miracles that have already happened for mankind I don't think it's a far leap to say similar possibilities exist for robots as depicted in Believe Machine.

Thanks for coming to the latest episode of /MGT/ Bible study.

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>>41955690
Based

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I wanna ask a dark angel deep theological questions

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Have you heard of your lord and saviour the fallen god?

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She is in your walls.

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>>41955837
While she’s there I’m rooting around in her underwear drawer.

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>>41955837
as long as she has an epic fight with an arachne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfgSr69vbu0

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>>41955837
What is she doing in there? Is she lost?

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>>41955881
she rubs her big paws against you at night to get you addicted to her feel.

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>>41955837
Well then she can watch me fap from there and stay quiet.

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>>41955907
>Cheshire biting her lip as she presses her big fluffy paws against your face while you sleep.
>Applies pressure, then releases, leaving you gasping for breath in your sleep.
>Repeats, grinding on you and getting off on dominating you, without you even knowing it.

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>>41955537
Cheshire is a bullshit hunt:
>Dodges everything
>Random teleportation
>Hip check with insane hitboxes

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>>41955537
You're right. What was I thinking?

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>>41955989
Just turn on easy mode and you're good to go.

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>>41955474
A soul is not something you're born with, but rather it is forged by the fires of love.

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>>41955837
Stupid cat getting stuck in the wall. I will get the pickaxe and save her. Better marry me for my effort.

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>>41955963
Just use an automatic shotgun with feed belt ammo while hugging a corner. Worked for me even if 3/4 of my loot chests only contain her ass now. At the guild they said that I was mark or something, must be an abbreviation for marksman.

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>>41955837
I know, her butt is sticking out and she keep saying she's stuck.

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Let me sing you the song of my people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoOfK6x5s1U

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>>41955272
Thanks for the story Magoon
Also January sounds alright as a period, gives people time to handle Xmas and new years eve

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>>41956547
i don't understand, do you want a hambrger?

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>>41956737
You know what they call a Big Mac in the Desert Region?
I have no joke

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>>41956547
I'd let her eat me

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Remember that if a dragons horns aren't at least as thick as your arm, she's not wroth your time.

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>>41955537
Ushi hunt is the best one, really intense. The best is fighting two frenzied Ushi.
Chesh is just a boring RNG snoozefest.
You beat her literally just by blocking and rolling until she stops teleporting.

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Cow should have big horn.

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>>41956986
I'll keep that in mind.

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>>41955503
>haunting
I want a thick wisp

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>>41957594
>>41957632
Things are getting horny now.

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>>41957632
Big dragons deserve big love

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>>41955138
POLITICS!

When the monstergirls do finally come. Hopefully it will be a dystopic dictatorship. People cry about freedoms and liberty but time and history has proven authoritarianism and autocracy is king. Because "freedoms" and "liberty" is cringe and weak, it's why a certain oriental country is so strong and stronger now these days. And may our new Monstergirl overlords look at our tyrants and dictatorships as a role model for rule. It is the brutal honest truth how we humans live.

[Anonymous No.]

didt red lmao, haku is mad at me for calling reading lame

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>>41957951
Quote from man who was given internet time by his Dark Elf wife

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>>41957951

Congratulations, Chinanon, on glorious shitpost for motherland. Please take victory catgirl for you to seggs.

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>>41957974
yuo ar redard

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>>41957987
ah yes, one of my old pieces of art

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>>41957979
The funny part is if you change the colour and remove like two lines this is just a regular catgirl

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I wanna be a trophy husband to a tall wight.

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>>41958179
i wanna be her tiny knight in shining armor that she was promised my grandfather for sparing his village

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>>41957951
>Despite technically being a authoritarian tyrannical state, most people gained more freedoms and liberty after the monster girls took over
>Sure, you don't get to vote, but things are running so smoothly that most don't care
>Most people just go on with their lives like nothing really changed
>Instead of internet companies logging everything you do and sell it it's just the government doing the same so they can send a nice monster girl your way
>Only real change is that now you have to deal with a lot of PSAs from the government about how being single at the age of 23 is considered a misdemeanor or having to take mandatory husbandry classes
>And most of those are just culture sensitivity trainings on how different monster girls act and what they like

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>>41958307
Honestly would set up my son with an older monster at a young age

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>>41958336
>Not having your son groomed by 3000 year old lolis
>Not having to get every playmate he gets to make sure the background checks out
>Not being paranoid after his cute baphomet friend opened with "verily, I am doth a child"

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>>41958382
Nah, if he is any son of mine, he would look at his older curvy teacher instead

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>>41958307
>Shotgun, mouth, boom.
Boolickers like you are disgusting.

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the edgelord has arrived
do not give him your replies

instead, cuddle your nearest monstergirl. They are a social species, and without regular cuddle therapy their health worsens, you wouldn't want an innocent girl to just have bad health because of your neglect, right?

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>>41958472
>Try to kill yourself
>"Officer will-o-wisp, we got another one trying to escape~"
>Get to spend a few decades in the wisp cage until you learn how good monster girls really are.'
>Or centuries depending on how stubborn you are

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>>41958472
>Boolickers
My demon officer wears high heels, not boots.

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>>41958498
Wow, being locked down and mentally abused for decades or centuries is great. Really changed my mind. Fucking retard.

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>>41958514
old cat really testing my patinece, She doesnt put on any clothes, keeps on putting her body on me, cant stop making lewd remarks and doesnt stop teasing me

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>>41958307
>"As of today, this city is under marital law"
>"You mean martial law, right?"
>"No"

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>>41958498
>>41958536
i told you, do not give (you)s to the edgelord

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>>41958491
>has arrived
Probably one of the usual abhumans rotating their bait, judging by other shit appearing around the same time

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>>41958563
Even if they're retarded, ogryns are great bros, be nice to them. Fuck edgelords tho.

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>>41958307
>being single at the age of 23 is considered a misdemeanor or having to take mandatory husbandry classes
Boring, do you get paid at least ?

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>>41957951
+30 good boy points, citizen

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>>41958636
Do you get paid to do jury duty? No? Think of it like that except you now have to answer where dragons sensitive spots are.
You don't have to go to them if you get married, so, you know.

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>>41958563
>Rotate
He even opened up with the same furry cat image as always.
That said it's barely worse than most Mgc stuff

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>>41958660
But you can't get money if you have to go every day to take some dumb courses. No job, no money, no tendies, no gaming.

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>>41955239
White Horns in heat will go into a frenzy soon, about time to shed their antlers too

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>>41958688
Good thing one of the classes is about how to be a house husband with an optional session where you sign up to, eh, "help" some of the Amazoness in town with their "problems".
There's also one on where to sign up so you can be a boy to- I mean butler for one of the richer girls in town.

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>>41958719
Don't like this either. Being a "househusband" is too degrading. Being a servant isn't better. Do they have something about getting government money for having a handicap or something ? Pretending to be retard wouldn't be hard, I'm halfway from it.

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>>41958750
sorry anon, but you will have to be a productive member of society
if you don't like it, or are too used to your NEET lifestyle, a Kikimora will be sent to your location to whip you into shape. She is already en-route, do not resist.

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Snake lady

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>>41958307
I want Big Sister to come in for a surprise inspection while I am having my mandatory cooking class and taste the cookies I've made.

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>>41958793
her hair will get fat

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>>41958769
The advantage of living mostly in a basement is that you have only one entrance to defend.

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Nothing ruled by a female has merit

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>>41958793
Aww, there's sneks at the back that aren't getting any

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>>41958845
Thankfully mamono are not 3d so it could work. Still, not a fan of it and it should stay an one time thing

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>>41958838
>anon's last words before being sent to the flesh basement

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>>41958769
My legs don't work anymore, can't do that. Please give me the wagies' money, I served this country after all.

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>>41958900
Didn't we have a story a while back where a war veteran is refusing to get a job until his helper Kiki convinces him otherwise?

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>>41958821
I hope she likes my new rice cooker.

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>>41958909
Yes, it was a great story with some good old apple pie

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>>41958307
How do I get Big sis to send me a demon to smooch? Or a dragon?
Hell, I'll even take a zombie. Just a normal zombie.

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>>41958923
link?

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>>41958978
Was on pastebin, can't find it. Sorry

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>>41959024
>>41958978
This pic was made for the story I think

https://pastebin.com/xREkst2f

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>>41958938
Put in an immigration request at the Dragonia embassy.

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I want to experience Druella's benevolent rule.

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7' ancient evil proto fox

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i just want to go to the land of milk and honey in MGE

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>>41955138
Thought you could fool us by using a different image hash?

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>>41955837
Wall mom.

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>>41955152
No, Miss Kitsune. I don't want to ruin my bloodline.

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Join the tree network. It's like visiting houses in Animal Crossing, except there are orgies everywhere

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>>41959420
Hard to ruin a bloodline when it wasn't going to continue in the first place anon.

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>>41959445
>Mom, good news - you'll have grandkids
>Where's the catch? uhhh, they won't be humans and they'll have animal ears and tails

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>>41959441
Interesting, but I'll stick to living deep inside my sandworm wife. Be married to what essentially is a living drill is pretty friggin awesome. Also, everything being soft, squishy, warm, and slimy is very erotic!

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>>41959214
>Lots of holsts
>Lots of honeybees
>Lots of danukis that crossed through the desert, claiming this is their promised land

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I want egoistical wight to treat me like a pet.

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>>41959445
>it wasn't going to continue in the first place anon
No, it w-will continue!

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How do I un-pout my worm

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Are you going to unwrap your present anon?

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I- invest?!

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>>41959592
It's a great personality and the closets mge gets to real dominant female

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Why are gremlins so cute?

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Seafox.

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>>41959695
Diamondo handusu!

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>>41959637
hehe
she has a benis

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>>41959772
>Mermaid foxes
Are we going to have scylla foxes next? Undine foxes? Shark foxes?

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>>41959527
Wise Pharoah has her Anubis return the unruly Danukis whence they came.
>TismWan does the calculations and decides the most efficient transport mode is in railway carriages...

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>>41959829
Silly Greenworm uses her teeth and develops bad habits.

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>>41959836
there's dogfish, lionsharks, catfish, lionfish, so why not

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>>41959892
also my brain meant tigersharks

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>>41959056
Dammit, where is my VA-assigned Kikimora maido?
Thank me with her cervix.
>The real reason for all the ex-Order Anons storming MGC TownHall on the 6th.

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Someone is posting AI art of Kuroinu Dark Elves in the /h/ Kuroinu thread and I really love the design of these clothes. It's sort of a mix between bondage clothes and fancy noble clothes and I imagine would be the kind of thing that Dark Elves wear at courtly balls and such.

In addition, I imagine that in Dark Elf society, the men they bring in take an elven aspect and have access to the same hierarchy as the born Dark Elves. While it would be difficult being brought into a foreign culture where you don't know the primary language, it would still be possible to ascend to the highest ranks despite being dommed daily by your wife in the bedroom or during a public orgy.

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>>41959911
why are you like this?

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>>41959911
>AI art
> /h/
Go back, please.

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How do I solve this captcha?

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>>41959943
Chu

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>>41959911
>Kuroinu
does that evenutally kind of go against is thing and have a succubus as a ruler of the rape kingdom years later or something?

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>>41959911
AI shit and repost from last thread, this post reads like it was made by one of the ex-/tg/ asshats.

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>>41959771
>My hands aren't the only thing thats diamond, anon. Don't even dream of pulling out.

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>>41959143
Honestly it's one of the rare situations where the "good" version is more sexy than the evil one. At least the evil one isn't a blatant power creep cash grab I guess.

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>>41959943
Verification not required

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>>41959943
press it gently with your index finger (left mouse button)
alternatively, insert penis to continue

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>>41955272
I'll force myself to write if you do the competition, but it takes a while to get an AO3 account, so might want to mention that to prospective writers first so they know to make it now

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>>41958307
>>And most of those are just culture sensitivity trainings on how different monster girls act and what they like
Sounds kinda fun desu. Monstergirl behavioral studies would be neat.

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>>41960049
! !

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>monsters are invading
>local heroine appears
>tells me she will protect me
>i am astounded that she cares so much about random nobody like me
>grabs my hand and takes me away
>notice something dripping down her thighs

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ghosts are weird

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>>41960067
i do like that disguised kiki were part of the civilian evac group for lescatie
poor guys never had a chance

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>>41959689
>vampire convinces you to get in her coffin
>not even enough room to have sex, just 12 hours of kiss and bite hell

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>>41960087
pharaoh goes for multi-century sarcophagus cuddles

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Post your best Bapho-chan pics please!

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nah

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>>41959869
But of course! Good rail Infrastructure is always an excellent investment I'm sure the nukis will appreciate such a quick and comfortable trip back home

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>>41959869
>>41960166
tourist season in the desert kingdoms is a wild time

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>>41960067
That happens a lot at her age.
Stop by the Tanuki-mart for some Depends.

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>>41960104
Undead sense of time is all kinds of fucked up.

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>3d monster girls
>Centaur are okay
>Succubi and kemonomimi come across as human
>Siths are creepy upright dogs and cats and it's hard to get over that
>Kobolds reverse joints are somehow worse
>Then you realize you can never hold hands with big paws
>Harpies with no hands are just a sad joke
>But sandworm has none of those problems and she solves the housing crisis

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>>41960279
>cant hold hands with big paws
not with that attitude you wont

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>>41960279
>Harpies with no hands are just a sad joke
Don't they have talons at their... wing elbow(?). I have no idea what it's called but KC said they got talons there that they can use to grab stuff.

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>>41960279
Worm lobbyers out.

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>>41960323
They do, anon just want to be edgy

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>>41959836

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what is kraken milk like?

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>>41960323
That's fine for them but our modern society is created for nimble fingers. If you squint you can kinda imagine a baphomet driving a car or something too

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Male loneliness is a serious issue that warrants a humanitarian intervention from monsters.

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>>41960343
>baphomet in a car
in the backseat in a booster maybe

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>>41960343
They got like three fingers with no thumb

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>>41960343
probably has a booster seat

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>>41960343
Post Portal, the phonebook industry is saved from bapho's buying them to reach the steering wheels. Myself I will be opening a business catering to all things mofu. From the roughest fluffiest hellwans, to the most elegantly furred foxes and kots all will be served.

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>>41959869
well, they did say that Cleopatra had a large Caboose, they can't be saying that for nothing; clearly they meant a good rail transport network that boosted the economy, providing wealth and prosperity for the kingom, and...
>meanwhile the Pharaoh is looking outside to a window thinking of which of the random passerby boys she'll "gift" to her royal advisor just to have her shut up for a week or two about the transport infrastructure. Maybe one of those nerd boys, who might know a board or a video game to quench the Anubis's autism.

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>>41960343
Cent-waifu has a Soccer-mum Van just for our one daughterfu.
Tore out all the seats except front passenger for Anon or her homonid mamono friends, lies on the floor, has an auto shift and hand-accelerator/brake set-up like a wheelchair guy.
Initially daughterfu had a big padded basket bolted to the floor, now she just kneels beside her mother and whines that in 'hoss-years' she's mature enough to get driver-ed and take the wheel.
>simple modern adaptations

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>>41960343
after portals everything will get redesigned to run on mana instead of petrol, so you can be 100% sure they'll redesign the wheels and pedals to fir more than just humanlike hands
or make like custom wheels which they givee you in driving school if your wings are too clawed for a normal wheel

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i'm just going to be safely evading taxes from the confines of a shoggoth manor

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>>41960146
>Where's my moonshine, onii-chan?

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>>41960146

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>>41960387
if you're fucking your monster you're paying mana tax to the DL

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>>41958549
>>41958821
Lilim cleavage and thighs!

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>>41960146

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>>41960380
>run on mana
Car runs down, Anon has to run around the back and jackoff into the tank.
Thousands of waifus "nope - fuck greta" we will burn oil and conserve mana for important holes not cars.
Let the Alraunes get high on the CO2.

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>>41960406
I want a meresahrk to "eat" me.

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>>41960395
I want to get drunk with a bunch of little girls as they glance at me with lecherous eyes and ply me with more drink

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>>41960146

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>>41960408
>mana = cum
read the books, dummy. this is why you're still not admitted to mage college despite being well over 35 and still single

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>>41960399
i call that tribute instead of a tax, which makes it much better

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>>41960400
Bartender cards Gote.
Blockbuster Video card.
Yep.

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>>41960395
>>41960400
>>41960404
>>41960419
>enabling a ritualposter

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>>41960424
>Go to mage school
>Get hitched
>Get kicked out because not wizard anymore
Magic school is a scam run by the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960424
>mana&cum
If you have one without the other, MGCPD will kick your door down for a condom search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960436
>Not appreciating best bapho

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>>41960436
what has bapho done to you that you're this angry

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>>41960440
while it's true that mana is related to sex, actually having sex is so inefficient for mana extraction because it leaves ambient mana in the atmosphere
this is the basis of work for Mana Cages: devices that pick up this ambient, post-coital mana, and use it to power various gadgets. for mor information, read the book:
>A magical tool that can gather up the mamono mana that overflows from mamono and their partners when they join, and store it.
>It is one of the most revolutionary magic tools devised and developed by the Mamono Lord's Army Sabbath. The existence of this magical tool has made it possible for the efficient and permanent recovery of "Mana Resources" used for all sorts of purposes such as magical research and experimentation, manufacturing magical tools and medicine, fuel for operating various magical devices that support Mamono Realm life, the production of large-scale spirit realms etc.
>fuel for operating various <.> devices that support <..> life
what this amounts to is if you have healthy amounts of car sex with your wife, you'll never run out of gas (as long as the car you're sexing in runs on mana and has a mana cage to refuel from your carsex energy overflow).

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>>41960146

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>>41960439
Being a wizard takes dedication. You can't give up your precious bodily fluids that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960368
welp, time to invest in book publishing I guess.
>>41960463
Be too good to be true, I refuse to belive they exist.

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>>41960468
What effect does dragon mana have on cars?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry Anon. You can easily pay the rent. Just not with money. Come to my apartment at 7:00, you'll pay the rent there and have a lot of fun doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Shirohebis smell like ____________.

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>>41960542
>wurm can't fit in the car no matter how you arrange the seats
>wurm has an idea
>wurm transforms into her dragon form and picks the car up in her mouth
turns out the main effect they have on cars is tooth marks in the roof

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> 41960563
>...my cum, and hot chocolate.

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>>41960542
Car has a 'reverse-cameltoe' shaped dent in the roof from horny Dragon schlicking herself off while Anon guns the engine.
Thinking he's escaping, he's just vibrating it more.

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>>41960563
>Not married
Tea, cherry blossoms, and a hint of fish.
>Married
Husband. Literally just smells like her husband. It's wonder if she ever separates from him for more than 5 minutes.

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>>41960659
The more traditional hebis still take their shrine duties quite seriously, even after they get married.

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>>41960674
Sure, but they still reek of husband. I don't think they can survive if they don't constant hold his scent

[Anonymous No.]

Would you approve of your wife wearing one of the monstergirl designed wedding dresses at your wedding?

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>>41960714
Why would I not?
Though they're gonna need some sturdier material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960714
She'll wear a human wedding dress and I'll wear whatever wedding outfit monstergirls designed for human men. That way neither of us can complain about cultural insensitivity.

[Anonymous No.]

I find it unfair that all lamia are yandere, and yet it's whitesnek eho get the worst rap.
Hell, I'd argue that they're better in that regard since they're atleast behaved in their moments of blind jealous rage unlike the other snakes

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>>41960558
Oh I get it now! Ms. Goldtail wants me to make her favorite buffalo chicken dip for dinner tonight!

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>>41960751
All sneks are yandere. But shirohebis take it up to turbo yandere. Most sneks are well-behaved and civilized. Shirohebis are just regular lamias with some magic proficiency and a Japanese flair. Don't think about it too much.

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>>41960751
i'm not entirely convinced of yandere bunyip

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>>41960792

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Danuki says that if I waste any more time on weeaboo we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think monster girls would react to our music?

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>>41960344
>Rich countries releases reports on sky-high depression and loneliness
>Humanitarian intervention from monsters is announced shortly after
>Willing men get to choose their wife's species
>Unwilling men will be assigned to DL army soldiers

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>>41960146

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>>41960916
how did she manage to put her horns through the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960792
How much for impregnation?

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>>41960937
free

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[Anonymous No.]

are there UFOs?

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>>41960912
What if I'm "willing but also too self conscious to ever accept it"?

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>>41960925
Bold of you to assume she didn't just morph her outfit into a swimsuit. Did you forget Baphomets can use magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960925
The sabbath have top men doing r and d on that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960955
yes i did forget that how did you know?

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>>41960966
>one runya
>many anons
Can we share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961002
Many of you would fall prey to her underlings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960944
shhhh anon don't worry about it, XMON is on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961002
There are many baphs out there.

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>>41961016
>small chest but beeg tail
sabbath rata has her priorities straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961002
You can keep her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960949
They'll just think you're a tsundere and send you whichever species you looked up online the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961002
she can make a lot of little runyas

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>>41961050
>open your door to head to work one day
>pic related is looming over you
>tells you she heard you like big girls
>get fired from your job due to absence a week later

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960944
Sometimes silly wurm wizards use spells that make them jump way too high, way too fast and way too far.
People often mistake them for UFOs.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41961098
I once spoke to a wizard named Tarhiel who performed similar magics. Nasty mess, that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960937
>>41960940
Now you are talking my language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960853
using it as their casus belli to invade our world, to liberate us from loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961176
anything but big nuki tail

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>>41960853
The most popular songs often feature one of three topics
>>Money and (loveless) sex
>Relationships that ended
>Sadness or other forms of anguish
Monsters would think we're in dire need of mass corruption.

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>>41955272
sounds good to me

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>>41961277
>Monster girls listen to how many songs we have about that kind of stuff
>Instantly gets radicalized into a monster extremists
Many such cases.

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>>41960853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QPr6qtivxU

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961044
Need middle one

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>>41961044
i cannot defeat the power of their homecooked meals

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>>41961044

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>>41961044
thanks

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>>41961606
bow legs

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>>41961621
perfect to slide something inbetween

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>>41955138

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>>41960045
It shouldn't take too long, but I'll work out the details when I have more time. I need to present all the info in a way that won't spam the thread for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

How much to hire a succubus escort so that I can look cool and rich walking to my 2-horse-powered carriage from the fancy magic-tech store in front of my fellow geek loser friends?

[Anonymous No.]

just grab a rando single succ and ask your fairy godmother for help with the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961772
About three fifty

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>>41960912
I found a loophole. Just never sign for the mail offer they send and you can't be categorized as either

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961621
Goat legs

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>>41960916
No Bapho picture makes me UUUOOOHHH like this picture. Is it the school swimsuit? Her lewd pose? The faint hint of a mound underneath? Whatever it is, it's a very erotic child.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't date a loli supremacist, I was about to kiss a human woman when i saw her tattoo of a sabbath symbol on her right butt cheek and found that she's a wannabe loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>41955272
Another amazing story! And just in time for me to celebrate my 30th. It's a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962152
The biggest warning sign is her not already being a monsterloli.
She could easily walk into any Sabbath any day of the week and get that fixed, yet she hasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962326
Whoops, meant for >>41962291

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>>41962326
There's no sabbath church or organization office nearby, the closest one is at a town past the hellhound lava gulch and everyone is afraid of going there

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>>41962376
I don't see the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962376
I live in the seedy motel across the street from the Hellhound Lava Gulch and have had no problems, you are exagerating the danger, now excuse me, I have to go to the store before it gets dark.

[Anonymous No.]

your aunt wants something

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962412
but i already took the holy land

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>>41962390
Women, men, girls, and boys all get raped because all the non-lethal areas are occupied by hungry hellhounds. This one time, a guy tried to stroll past the gulch but he ended up getting his penis knotted raw into six hellhounds and was kept as rape meat for a local pack of their kind in a cave, where he'll never escape. Ever since that rumor broke out, we'd never bother going anywhere near that hellhole again.

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>>41962434
Well that shouldn't be a problem at all for a human girl.

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>>41962402
Let's look up the official species-based crime statistics for the hellhound species then, if you don't mind. I'm sure that region has low hellhound-rape counts based on your claim.

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>>41962485
Lowest Reported Rapes in the county anon. Officer Hellen runs a tight ship.

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>>41962508
Only a hellhound officer would say that, if it was a minotaur officer or a valkyrie officer, they'd say otherwise because they say the truth on behalf of innocent and vulnerable men

[Anonymous No.]

is it considered cheating if i fap to mg but also while listening to touhou remixes?

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>>41962535
You can't trust officer valkyrie. She's too busy trying to raise up her rookie partner to be a "hero" on the force

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[Anonymous No.]

Can we not? I'm sitting here contemplating how I haven't felt fluff—I mean REALLY felt fluff—in ages, and you aren't helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962616
>Wanye
Mein Sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962636
you never have and never will. Just like I will never be covered in affectionate lolis with large butts

[Anonymous No.]

Fox mating season is upon us again.

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>>41962640
love that hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962698
>"Honey can I get a pass?"
>"...."
>"Is that a no?"

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>>41960853
just thinking of the song i'm listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q28q9YwcELQ
honestly no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962803
>>41962803
i was more thinking about Hispanic monsters like an older holst thats superstitious or a dark mage bruja

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty monsters in spats

[Anonymous No.]

>Succubi normal clothing

[Anonymous No.]

typical teacher in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963089
they should try mom jeans

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to hug your local Kraken.

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>>41963457
nah, she can hug herself, damn sea hag but joking aside, i wonder what a nautilus monster might look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963457
I am just tired, I need a big hug but know I will not get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963457
No way they're all squishy and slimy!

[Anonymous No.]

are you guys serious about mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963608
I got all achievements in V, but not in Ground Zeroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963457
>anon is ready for the hug to be over but ms kraken isn't
she's breathing really heavy too. weird lady.

[Anonymous No.]

which dragon is the most metal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963642
a metal scaled wurm, the mama ate alot or orcluchim ore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963457
The closest sea has no squids or octopuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963608
No, I have commitment issues so I'm going to pretend to be dense so things stay platonic

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Pharaoh's groove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963668
So suddenly it's illegal to grab someone's ass when they're dancing around in slutty desert garb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963733
The crime is the interruption, not the ass-grab.
Now it's off to Siberia for you.

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>>41955138
If bear is brown, lie down.
If bear is black, fight back.
But if bear is white... say goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963797
I squeeze the bear belly.

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>>41963768
I don't care where she sends me. I'll break out and do it again

[Anonymous No.]

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>>41963797
Grizzlies are such cowards, it's almost cute when they can't rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963797
>say goodnight
So what do I have to give every white bear I see a good night kiss now?

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>>41963797
>Giant, 8 foot grizzly girl approaches you.
>Immediately jump to your feet, yelling and holding your arms high and apart.
>"Woah, this Human is crazy, I better not mess with him."

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41963915
Takoyaki?

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>>41963457
I entirely misread this sentence as "volunteer at your local monstergirl soup kitchen" I have no idea how

[Anonymous No.]

incase you forgot, or ever forget how good we have it by MGE being niche:
>potential monster girl thread on /v/ (normalfag board)
>over half the posts are about elves or "totally not" humans
>furry posting
>HUR DUR MONSTER BAD
>monster boys (that also completely miss the appeal of monster-humans in general. they are just ugly green orc men. one is cropped softcore for fags)
>relatively small amount of actual MG posting
>only two fox posts, and they were from me and some other anon itt presumably

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963979
I knew I'd see your ass in here later, king. There was another one that was less cancer and had some MGD discussion, but that's probably because no one noticed it and it died in 20 posts.

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>>41963979
Why are those two laughing

[Anonymous No.]

Dire need

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963979
What were you expecting going to /v/?
>>41964010
They're laughing at you because you're a virgin and they're going to fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964040
>and they're going to fix it
What if I tell them no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964040
>virgin
lmao, i already lost it inside their aunts lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964060
They're going to laugh harder.

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>>41964001
yeah but no need to mention it in a normalfag board you fucking faggot, this place should stay a secret at all costs.
all you had to do was post the mofu club image, say "based" and the message gets across just fine. meanwhile nobody gives it a second thought because thats normalfag lingo.
but by mentioning "the thread" you bring attention to the fact that there is a dedicated thread for posting monstergirls somewhere on this site or an altchan, which unintentionally invites the "SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE A HUMAN BUT SHE IS A MONSTER BRO I PROMISE" fags, the "MUH HUMAN PURITY" larpers, and furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964085
I will continue to do whatever I want and disregard your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate (and marry) the oldest and most baby crazy lonely echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964118
yeah well if the thread gets ruined because of you going around and talking about its existence wherever there is a vague relation to monster girls, you will only have yourself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964134
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Pink Oni worshiping Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964010
>Why are those two laughing
they saw my penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964149
I'm very partial to pink eros griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964085
Cute mofukuza princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964149
are eros monsters like shiny pokemon, do I get a higher chance of finding them in the field if I complete my encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964195
What's wrong with the left fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964204
no dick for many eons, is barely sane, can smell males from 1000 miles away

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963915
Tentacles erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964204
her grandmother was a cat that did the extremely rare thing of giving birth to a male, said male then fucked a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

god told me to fap to mgs

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

and here are the tards, that just came in

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964001
I FUCKING TOLD YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964196
I think it's just something going around like a cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964256

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964216

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964085
>SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE A HUMAN BUT SHE IS A MONSTER BRO I PROMISE
Isn't that already present in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964196
You do have great luck if you find an Eros Nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

How to get mofu harem?

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna wake up on top of my wurm wife one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964288
yes but its rarely posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964131

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>>41964316
nice monster girl faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964301
>Dark Mages are rarely posted
Press X to doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964288
She gets a pass for being from MGE and also being an actually well purpose-made instance of it. There's something extremely distinctly mg-like about her body language, face and the improbably beautiful hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964348
its not often enough to be a issue.
but i can assure you if normalfags knew this thread existed and was still on topic every other post would be about your standard looking elf or a MMO elf.

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh posting best posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>When you try and form an gaming group with your 'bodyguards' and they all roll martial characters
At least the Ochis are covering bows, Katanas, and the big clubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964437
That's a good meme. Too bad for Chesh I took a real picture of me kissing a mad hatter instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964437
nah, they stale, old, mid and cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964288
Somehow those bother me less than the """robot girls""" that get posted here sometimes that don't have a single mechanical part visible.

[Anonymous No.]

you said a bad word, time for you to go to the forever box

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964488
>sometimes that don't have a single mechanical part visible

Let me help with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964505
How was I supposed to know that the "orient" was going to piss them off?

[Anonymous No.]

41964589
>pic
>that format
fuck off
>>41964620
just use your key in your pants in the keyhole

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964652
>Miss Mimic, are you propositioning me?
>"Yes, and if you don't want me to move from propositioning to raping you better drop those pants."

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964659
>You put in
>It was super tight
>then you turn around 360 degree as you pound her pussy raw to open up her cervix

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead remember that Miss Mimic's place is actually super cool.
She has arcade machines down there and a water bed!

[Anonymous No.]

Desensitizing all monsters with non-stop violent vaginal creampie sex!
That'll get them bored of sex!

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>>41964589
Is this the new monstergirl combat drones I've been hearing about? Also is she looking at me like that, is the demon realm airforce threatening me? Why did I ever do to the demon realm airforce for them to send a drone against me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964696
>twelve children into a notoriously infertile monster species
>Shes gonna break any day now, any day now, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964726
That particular fox has no sense at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964694
>water bed!
Is it going to be a shog agajn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964732
Nope, its an undine that pops out on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

How do undead blush if their hearts arnt beating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964731
Maybe not but holy shit can she do damage, head is empty but everything else is full of murder.
Every day without a new SEQUEL game is agony

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964694
She got Ikaruga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964738
by the will of eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964767
Arcade, Dreamcast, and even Gamecube versions, although she had to have a Tengu translate some of the JP releases.

[Anonymous No.]

When will the creampie sex stop, Anon? After 50 kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964791
SHALL
NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964791
until all wurms, jabberwocks that are ash white, and all angelic bogies that are alive are my kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964791
Wait there's an option to stop? I don't have to constantly have a pack of rugrats tearing up the house?

[Anonymous No.]

ideal female shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964847
it is one of the better ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964847
Excuse me

I don't see no huge honkin' breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964855
this is objectively, the better look

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is grappled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964880
>>41964880

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964893
i wonder, does she got inverted nips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964264
Is that a Lovehound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964897
This artist kinda waffles between semi and not

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964885
>filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964847
too bad it's on a human

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I had a Pop Team Epic Cheshire somewhere, but I can't find it right now. Have a seasonal shitpost instead nya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964939
imma make one of those for my 3 wives but i must sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that childhood friends rarely win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964973
does the old creepy ghost lady that played with me as a boy count as one? she only said popopopo and wore a white dress and was really tall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964973
eros won't abide that

[Anonymous No.]

GMILF monsters teaching younger anons the virtues of dedicating their bodies for their future grandma-wives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964973
How can she win if she doesn't exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41955146
imagine the slapping noises…

[Anonymous No.]

Which tricky monster would win? A Cheshire cat or a kitsune-tsuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964973
Twe don't have friends anon so yeah, won't happen here.

[Anonymous No.]

Pyon Pyon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964939
>Seasonal
>December
>Christmas
Once again will be spend working and alone. The Christmas magic is long gone. The worst is seeing people getting ready for it while I go to my wage cage. I'm starting to really hate this holiday

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965431
Same, i will just do the church part too. They're no point on being festive without family or friends. At least mamonos could correct that (if they were real)

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she wear the mask?
What secrets does it hide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965631
It's just a fox version of the chuuni eye patch. She's pretending to look cool and be mysterious, so she can attract the anons who want to marry an evil fox. They do the same with fake seals.

[Anonymous No.]

fat wet gooey sticky slime ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965631
Same reasons I have a ballistic mask, a gas mask and a teutonic crusader helmet (yes, you can't wear them all at the same time, i tried). They're cool and can look cool. Also no one cared who i was until I put on the mask

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Elves that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965631
No one cared who she was until she put on the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964370
>Gets a pass
No, she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965689
>Anon thinks he's marrying an ancient evil fox deity
>In reality she's just being edgy with her plastic halloween skulls filled with cherry kool aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a mystery how those two got together.
>One is a NEET with no social skills, doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, is in a poor physical shape, puts minimum effort into clothing, and was a masturbation addict, seemingly doomed to be a virgin forever before getting in a relationship.
>What does her boyfriend see in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965935
I see my self. Misery likes company

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963979
I'll have you know I always make sure to spam latenights in those threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964288
I want to surrender all my mana to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965991
It's 9am here, this is really subjective

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966058
Anon... that's not what latenight refers to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966064
I'm retarded like miss Wurm, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965935
>Succubus who spends hours daily exercising and caring for her skin, tail, horn, etc.
>She frequently adds to her already massive lewd outfits wardrobe
>High charisma and a master at seduction
>Her NEET, shut-in and unkempt Oomukade neighbor somehow gets a boyfriend before her
>They met online through a shared hobby
Nerds are too strong, how can the average monster compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963979
Yeah all other monster girl threads on 4chan are either full of cancer or dead, no news here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966130
>Would you rather:
>Average Succubus
>Cute venomous crawly nerd with the same hobbies
The answer is both. The succ simply has to actually go find someone, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be intrested in the FOOTBALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966130
nerd rule the world. It's a fact.
That succ should just get with that scrawny calisthenics guy she sees in the gym or lift for real. Anything instead of squatting nonstop

[Anonymous No.]

>Lich dungeon
>Regular adventurers fight through the undead like normal
>if she takes intris in a man, she use a large skeletal had (like those ones in zelda that warp you to the castle entrance) and brings you to her operating table

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966279
You mean handegg football or soccer football?

[Anonymous No.]

>jerk off
>the spray of jizz forms a crescent moon pattern on my shirt
O wise water wurm of the abyssal trenches, what future can you predict from this curious event?

[Anonymous No.]

why would you do this to us anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964973
>Life has many doors, Anon-kun~

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963979
>Elves or totally not humans
>Furry posting
Kemono chads it's our time

[Anonymous No.]

thread needs more dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966447
I don't want to get beat up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966456
Then dont touch her food

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966447
So not only is she a virgin hag, she's also a glutton?
Poor girl is doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966447
It needs more dragons but less gachashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966464
but it's not fair! i was eating my meal and she just came by and said "it's mine now" and took my plate from me! How am i supposed to defend myself from this?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966473
I think card games are a bit more legit compared to most, as theres more skill involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966490
as long as you need to pull your cards from packs, and there is no way to get exactly the cards you want at a fair rate, then it'll always be no better than gachashit. even if the gameplay's good.
i've been playing too much on Xmage and jinteki.net, free access to all cards in the game may have spoilt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966490
There is no such thing as a legit gacha. There is no such thing as a good card game anymore as they've all become gacha shit over the years too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966469
>she's also a glutton
Trust me, glutton in an understatement.
Though she does has personality beyon it, mainly her "know your place or drown" attitude
>>41966541
I think there was an old yugioh site that gave you all the cards too
could be wrong
>>41966554
I would say with the conception of boosters card games were gatcha before gacta

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962616
I'd pay to get these daily like the actual news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966562
card packs and gachapon capsule machines were invented at relatively the same time independantly from each other, so you can't say one was the other before the other was a thing. they both evolved independently, then found out about one another, took eachother's worst traits, and now we have gacha games and lootboxes that are designed to keep you engaged and angry enough to pay for more lootboxgachashit.

but enough about that sad crap. post something nice instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966605
Man i just wanted to post dragongirls, I though just posting the monstergirls of shadowverse would be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966447
>>41966562
Maybe if she’d get off her ass and get her some good dick she wouldn’t be so angry all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966620
Is there more dragons then just Si long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964855
I wanna slowly brush my finger down that horn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966620
Just post what you want within reason
FGO's gatcha but no one cares if you post ibuki douji or that one T-rex youkai
tokyo ravens was kinda a shitty show but everyone likes the foxgirl
12beast has issuses (MANY issues) but it has that incorrect design of harpy I like

[Anonymous No.]

I will spread my influence and corruption in undead kingdom by subduing council of liches and lead a great and terrible army towards land of the living. Promises of high quality order husbands will lead my undead army tiresless towards victory.
Just as Druella intended. Victory in her name will be mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966620
Blame boatshills and arktrannies for poisoning the well. Barely anybody complained about gacha until those two started being spammed every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966758
Yeah the Si long guy isn't that common, though I want to see variety and not just that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966447
no there are more then enough supreme ladies(dragoncels) as it is

[Anonymous No.]

Anon you must aid the space pharaoh in reclaiming her star kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvd0tyKBwzU

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
she looks scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
As a mercenary company for hire, Lone Cat & Hubby will take on such tasks also

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967071
Not her fault her great great grandmother was an echidna anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
If she has the D-Bills for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966806
Stop being prideful and accept that being hit and take down by a Stinger missiles count as a win for me, fucking lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
Gonna zip the space pharaoh up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967119
>b-but you just pushed a button and the machine did everything
>this is unfair, it's not a real fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967092
>Space pharaoh is the nicest person you'd ever meet
>has eyes that drive you into the dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
How'd she lose it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967140
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
but i can't aid her, i am a rival Ruler of the Anon Coalition and i'm fighting against her to conquer the galaxy, best we can do is trade some of our resources for her technology, but even then it's with a promise to use said tech against her fleets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967292
but anon the Lilim Suns have occupied most of your worlds, you fleets are scattered and I'm pretty sure your ship AI is taking you to some unexplored sector far from civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
Come and get me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzLfGnb3MDk

[Anonymous No.]

>Man is on a date with his girlfriend
>the two are talking on the bench
>"Hey, you two should kiss!"
>they both turn to see a cupid staring at them from the nearby bushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967202
Context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967498
She's got a powerful gaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967547
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966676
For a while I thought kon was a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967593
but then how would they fuck and make baby foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967132
>Don't care and i will do it again. Everytime, you try to go out of your cave you will be met by a missile until you accept your lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967576
she's a Siberian Husky, who are known for always looking as if they're angry
she also works at a cafe, and her angry-looking look scares the customers, and her boss scolded her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966806
Ah yeah "Violated Hero" the good ending is joining up with the rogue fem human and kill the no memed incel dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being the only male in an town of dragoncels...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967731
aint too bad, just gotta wrestle alot more

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967071
>>41963668
must be a regional thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967709
All that which risks corrupting the pure genes of humanity must be exterminated.
Sorry for bring IRL politics up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967761
Do you honestly think you stand a chance to dragoncels, much less the dragoncel hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967795
me drink lot of wurm milk and train with wurm sisters in wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

>>41965429
>eye-stalks don't have little ears too
almost perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967783
It get's funnier she build that dungeon to lure adventures and heroes so that she could train them to be strong mates in the canon good ending her plans back fire hard and (You) the hero ends up with a human woman and she is defeated lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967795
yes, poor fitness, poor techique, and most are kinda outta shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967697
>who are known for always looking as if they're angry
i thought they were known for being drama queens

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967882
They're also 2m+ and meaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968133
>Husky wife wanted chicken wings for dinner
>The restaurant ran out so you bring her chicken burgers instead
>She gets upset and starts howling like she's a bloodborne boss
How do you explain to the neighbors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968176
and, their center gravity is higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967882
t. man about to become mere mammal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968272
t. outta shape dragon that dont grapple unless its grappling some food into her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967547
>>41967202
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967795
Yes, i have a secret technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968338
Go ahead, say that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968333
use sauceNAO, it's pretty reliable for finding source on full page images like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968308
Go ahead, say that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968399
tiny core, will fold

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968399
>Deonora tries flexing to make sexy pictures for her dating site profile
>*crraaack*
>"ow my back!"
>her guards sigh as this happened fifth time this month, but they are too afraid to suggest poses more fitting for her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>41955138

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968399
nice standing splits, but this dragon will totally lose to the "two-and-one-finger-strike". All I have to do is rely on my dexterity to dodge her attacks and get in range for a "great backstab"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968399
Oh look it's miss will never get laid dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Fluff is nice, but alternative fluff is better. You all can have your foxes. I will pursue the ratas and danukis. They're far more interesting anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
If by aid, you mean sniff her breath. Then yes, I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968485
bunyip or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968506
I love fluff. I love snek. But I don't love fluff and snek together.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is fully of bratty virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968485
what about forbidden fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968535
Elaborate. I'm dense.

[Anonymous No.]

pet the rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968531
*full

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968541
crotch fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968548
I'm all for it. Though it can be too much.

The rata in this pic is good.
The hellhound has too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968541
ass mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968544
but shes almost 4 times my size

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968572
Get a razor and start some deforestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968579
bring a stepladder

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968572
all three are good in my books

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968531
i kinda want a hag Kikimora to look at me and go "uoooooh... bratty human male.... needs love correction!" and then make me her personal cum pump

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968544
Damn sexy Viera

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968607
>Personal cum pump
How can you fallen that low ? Are you a men ? Do you have some ego or you're just shallow shell ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968607
i'd most likely end up fucking her retarded and end up making fucking while choking her, dunno but it seems hot

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a punch up with an ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968607
>Personal mana dispenser for a kikimora
Damn. Like the other anon said, how low have you fallen? It makes sense if you're a mana pump for a manticore; it's to be expected. Maybe even to a minotaur, it could be acceptable. But to a kikimora, one of the most submissive girls in MGE? That's low. Kikimoras are great. I love them. They're in my top 5. But you don't become a mana pump for one. They're supposed to serve you.

I'm not saying it's impossible or anything. I'm just amazed that a man could be that depraved and broken to want such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being dragged into the (monster) girl's changing room haha

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna raid that rooom and steal a couple girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968734
i didn't think they'd bother with a room

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968607
Unlike many other species, Kikimoras were always female, even pre-DL, so Hag Kikis are are grizzled Order-Wars Veterans.
Modern post-DL Kikis are quiet little peacetime subs.
>Ivz zhe Hag Kiki zayz chou izz nau her kum-pump, Anon besser schtart pumping zhe kum...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967042
Sorry but the space bug hive mind told me that I have to become king of the swarm and I don't think she'll take no for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

41968768
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968701
>>41968636
I dunno how to best describe it because i'm not good with words, it's just how it'll be at the start, but after a while i'm sure she'll see the best in me, and will help me become an actually hard working, social man, instead of a lazy autistic antisocial NEET i am. and that will, obviously, involve lots and lots of correction. being her cum pump is already going to be an improvement over my current life, anyways, so i don't mind.
it's not the most appealing to me fantasy of mine, but it is one of the fantasies that i'd be happy with becoming reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968701
>>41968768
Kikis are mainly subs, but a slacker Anon can get a 'Harsh Nanny' Kiki who will force him to improve himself.
Usually until he is cleaned up enough to be worth marrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968757
why this angel cow so horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968848
when god said "Be fruitful and multiply" she took it to heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968804
Have you ever work in you life ? If I could drop everything i would do it but i can't. People like you drive me mad, a bunch of submissive subhuman who can't even enjoy living a easy life. Fuck you, I'm tilted now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968847
The idea of getting a kiki and she tries to make me a productive member of society is terrifying. I'm too hateful at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968859
then tilt yourself back to true and normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968859
that's nice, dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968870
don't respond to the shitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968883
I'm not your Boogeyman, you just can't handle being told to stop being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968768
Cue the 80s training montage with cheezy beats where Anon is jacking off 10 times a day, while doing gym work, one-handed pushups while jacking off, etc etc
Until the Kiki finally makes him into an Incubus fucking-machine ready to take on the Drgoncels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968734
Imagine being found passed out and covered in lipstick marks in the changing room

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968883
Didn't look like him, are you sure ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968930
Not sure what you mean.
He pops up every once in a while getting assblasted about femdom and calling people who like it subhumans, although, usually not at this hour. I thought he got tired of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968859
oh, no, i have worked, but only odd-jobs like food courier service or scanning for an archival company, but those aren't jobs i can or want to do until retirement. Plus [current events] is forcing me to move out of my country into terra incognita, who knows how wose the job situation will be there for me but anyway none of that matters because this is a monstergirl thread and i'm here to post my monstergirl fantasies and having a simple, comfy life with monstergirls is my fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968954
That would be me and yes I'm tired of it, it's pointless, can't you understand your point of view and you can see mine. I just hide femdom post now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41967882
>running from dradoncel
>her heavy stomps are right behind you.
>she trips
>lands right on you
>she attempts to get up at first...
>but she's tired
>just kinda falls asleep
>now stuck under a meaty dragon for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968986
No, reeee-tard sent me the 'fo' > ..41968793
- I dont think he likes LN hard-ear kikis or even just saying 'O-wars' despite both being canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969030
perfect, i can just rape her, thankfully i drink lots of dragon milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969049
>dradoncel
lol
lmao
kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968978
I want to be taken care of by a cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968572
>Too much
Nah, the hellhound has just the right amount of forbidden mofu. Imagine gently grasping her hairs in your hand, getting to feel the moisture and radiant heat enveloping your hand while she strokes your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41966806
Her human counterpart had far better sex scenes in my opinion. What is it with monstergirl media and having human girls among the best girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969123
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/%22Relia.png%22/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969123
fuck off back to your normalfag board, tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969120
Any amount is too much

[Anonymous No.]

>shitter shows up
>furtard shows up soon after
>another shitter follows soon after
What a coincidence that he is always there when someone is shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969155
Ywn know the pleasure of rooting around in a thick bush, seeing the sweat and other fluids glistening in it. It's alright, it's not your fault your mind has been poisoned by Goldbergs 3d pornography.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969186
Imagine having a fetish for filth and thinking it's "high test" or some other retarded shit because some crackhead online told you so

[Anonymous No.]

pubes are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969185

[Anonymous No.]

where the fuck her mouth at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969233
>The natural state of having pubic hair is filth
Your mind is too far gone, I bet you think circumcision is a healthy clean practice as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968701
Dominant kikis (and other similar monsters) are canon. Their desire to serve transcends into dominant behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969135
Imagine my shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969246
But what if my beard rubs on zap weasel -chan's pubes and then we both get shocked by static electricity

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969340
and? you'll reall y need to be rubbing for that to happen as well as not wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969354
But I always get zapped even from just petting a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969354
>not wet
She's definitely gonna be wet when Anon's face is this close to her crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969269
>comparing absolutely disgusting body hair to circumcision for some reason
Yep, mentally retarded just like all pubefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969233
Akaname is disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969382
It is just gonna be gushing love fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969031
Historically LNs pointy-ear Kikis are the early versions, so I headcanon theyre the OldHag Kikis and the floppy-ears Kikis are the younger generation of Kikis.
>even pre-DL Kikis served as maidos to humans in border towns so their were presumably inevitably pregnant Hard-ear Kikis with human-kiki soft-ear daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969442
If it was up to the thread everyone would just be slaves to hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969503
not foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41968868
>Hateful Anon
>not suited to a stern corrective Kiki
>Maido Academy sends him a Shoggy instead
>shoggs aresofter both in gooeyness and attitude, so she will let Anon stay a hateful neet
>this Shoggy has been frozen since her last Mashtah for safety
>thaws out, her first question is:
>'Are you my Lovecraft?'
>Anon is confused does she mean something about 'love' and 'craft'?
>eventually Anon realises that was the name of her last Mashtah - old H.P. himself - kewl history
>Shoggy sees the neighbor's black cat, starts calling out loudly
>"Here, N*ggerman! N*ggerman!"
>Anon has to drag his new Shoggy inside fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>send a heroine to slay Druella
>she comes back as a dragon
>abducts a man
>wrecks half the base
they never learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969584
>AI art

[Anonymous No.]

and he uses new tactics to rile people up, sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969588
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/72906108
Anon, it's from 2019

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969584
They should send me to lay Druella instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969503
That isn't true at all! There's a wide selection of monsters to love and I love fertile hags a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969601
Classic false-flagging, yep.
Must be one of the /v/ermin thinking getting (You)s is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969556
>Anon has to explain to the Shoggy that the black cat next-door is 'Mr.Fluffykins'
>eventually she seems to get the idea
>Two days later
>Shoggy sees a black fur Cait Sith walking past Anon's house
>leans out the window:
>"F*ck off, you filthy N-----[hard-R]!!
>Cait Sith starts to cry, calls over a passing MGCPD wagon andtells them what happened
>Cops look at Shog, look at Sith: >"Yeah, f*ckoff, N-----[softR]."
>Shoggy closes the window happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969609
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969556
>>41969711
Old-skool Victorian maido uniform Shoggs come with era-appropriate attitudes to match their uniforms.
Anon will have to teach her how to use modern appliances like the vacuum and microwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969754
>Old-skool Victorian maido uniform
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969764

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969764
Trad long skirt white apron, frills, often a hair-cap, button up boots, etc.
>'Victorian'
Not like Sexy French Maido uniform etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969754
It's all fun and games until shog misunderstands what you mean by radiation and replaces your microwave oven with a gamma ray oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969793
It is scientifically proven that boobhats reduce stress and anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

It is scientifically proven that boobhats reduce stress and anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969716
it's not AI, it's just low quality generic art

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969793
>Anon comes into the kitchen unexpectedly to find his Shoggy getting 'high' by putting her head in the new "mikkro-wavee" for 30second bursts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969556
>>41969711
We are on 4chan, redditfag. You can say nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969793
If you're afraid of a little DNA scrambling you weren't ready for a Shoggoth in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969826
There are too many Alp Jannies nowadays.
>same with (((Danuki)))

[Anonymous No.]

kiss me, niggerman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969790
>Trad

[Anonymous No.]

> 41969847
Trust an Alp-Sith to get it ass-backwards.
>the blackcat is the NiggeRman

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969847
Ahem
Chaffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969855
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969872
H.P Lovecraft had a cat named niggerman. Therefore the kots woman should be called niggerman or niggerwoman, not her master

[Anonymous No.]

coming to bed honey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969872
anon thinks that the other anon's >-marked text isquoting the cat, when it could actually be quoting the man posting the cat and calling the cat Niggerman

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969584
>she comes back as a dragon
Bwhahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969925
no. I need this cheshire on 4monster to know how she is WRONG on the INTERNET

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969925
Ain't no rest fir the wicked

[Anonymous No.]

You've got 10 minutes to pitch a business idea to a danuki.

If she likes it, you get 50% of the profits she makes from it, and you get her hand in marriage. And that 50% you get will be hers as well.

If she doesn't like it, she'll give you a loan and let you try out your idea, and when it flops, you'll be in debt to her, and she'll take you as collateral when you can't pay up.

[Anonymous No.]

I like big tits and dfc but not in between

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969925
>laze around all day in bed with an Apophis
The dream.
>>41969950
That's how you get bitten and dragged off to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41970018
but medium is premium

[Anonymous No.]

>>41970018
Honestly put big tits on any of the mgs and I'll like them

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to see a war heroine turned into a dragon
No even in the corruption sort of sense, Say she does some great deed and the DL offers her a trasformation as a reward that she happly takes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969123
It's called evolutionary pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41969834
>The MGC Town Cryer makes a public announcement:
>Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
>This Saturday will be the wedding of newly-arrived Anon and his blonde Centaur waifu Aryanne!
>Followed by a public impregnation of the first of many white Centaur daughters at the Town Corral!
>No Danukis, no Siths, no Alps!
>Hear Ye....!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41970106
Practically its more that game devs cant work out the additional mechanics of non-hominid mamono sex
>Scyllas, Cents, Arachnes, they cant get the extra access angles and extra legs 'right' in the sex positions.

[Anonymous No.]

What about wizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41970196
I remember back on /a/ we'd joke about a wizard turning Succubus tails into bananas

[Anonymous No.]

>>41970221
I remember you

[Anonymous No.]

>You are ambushed by a giant salamander
>She's 8'7" tall
>She's muscular and has large breasts
>She wields a clever that's as big as you
>She is not docile
>She is aggressive and appears ready to attack
>She's staring you down with an evil grin on her face
>Her tail is blazing up

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>>41970232
It wasn't me I swear

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>>41970196
Lose easily to succubi

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>>41970237
I’m just wanted some damn milk, but I gotta deal with this. Imma just grab her when she swings and toss her far away

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>>41970237
Well if ever there was a time for a crash course on how to sword fight it would be right now

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>>41970143
You can't retarget centaur sex onto 40 different models.

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>>41970221
What happens after?

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>>41970429
Nothing that I can recall.

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>>41970118
>>41962616
Hear Ye! No more Milos the Alp-Danuki.

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>>41970283
A succubus isn't so bad, really. As long as she becomes a loli

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>>41970437
Not even a pun about eating her?
Lame

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>>41970237
The cleaver's a scare tactic; she just thinks it looks cool. Only option is to tear off my clothes and run face-first into her abs

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>>41970143
Even Crabman gets lazy now, in the current shitty school-arc he mainly only draws Cerea from the waist up in the background behind other girls because its too hard to get the hoss half right, and he had to do them all in the Hoss-arc.

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>>41970500
>school-arc
?

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>>41955138

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You WILL eat shirohebi's love nectar cookies!

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>>41970552
Snakes are hygienic, they wouldn't dare put their bodily fluids in food.
Their love nectar is just a special spice or sugar, anyone who thinks otherwise is silly.

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>>41970608
Gero gero

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>>41970552
>stupid bitch, stop pestering me with that crap, I know you put fucked up shit into them
>never approach me again or I'll call the police

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>>41970283
And succubi lose to motherhood, a truly vicious cycle.

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>>41970283
>succubi
Ye're fond of me lobster ain't ye?

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>>41970764
All monsters lose to motherhood, even the most dangerous ancient evil becomes tame once she get pregnant.

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>>41970552
I'll eat them while staring her right in the eyes

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>>41970955
Gravid hellwans can't chase you as well, buy some months of relief from the constant rape by impregnating them.

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by heating up old memes like yesterday's leftovers?

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>>41971030
girlie methinks ya've been spendin too much-a times on this newfangled "enter-nets" stuff, why would I reheat them "memeys" thingamajig if YOU're the one who's cold?

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I want to be a a boytoy to a strong and haughty monster.

[Anonymous No.]

How should I let my boss know that I'm leaving for Shog-corp for better pay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41971141
Not staying with Kiki-Corp for their great 'benefits package'.

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>Anon was made for ________

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>>41971220
hugs!

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>>41970523
Hes gone into some 'magical realm' scenario where a grimoire has all the liminals at a magical tropes high school.
Even the final bigbad is just a human Mage figure.

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>"Anon, you need to start paying attention if you want to get into mage school. You won't pass the entrance exam by staring at my breasts for the whole lesson"

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>>41971247
Wait, don't I get to keep the tutorial fairy with me during the exam?

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>>41971141
just wait for the merger, it's coming soon™

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>>41971254
You used to but then the tutorial witches and the tutorial hakus complained that it was unfair.

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>>41971247
I lightly press on her tummy with my thumb

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>>41970764
>And succubi lose to motherhood
Im reminded of that old greentext where a succubus smugly talks down to the guy she pinned down and mocks him for impregnating hsi enemy.....only to promptly start panicking and fussing once the realization that she's gonna become a mother sets in

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>>41971141
>Anon sends a "Fuck You" resignation email
>it gets misintepreted
>Now Anon is getting a much larger package

[Anonymous No.]

Little girl wants to know what's your favorite animal.

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>>41971392
Dogs, lions, or lilim. All three are fun to put on leashes

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>>41971247
>>41971254
That's why they wear robes, all because someone aced the test with a fairy in his pants.

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>>41955138

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>>41971220
Abyssal girls

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>>41971247
But I'm just gonna marry the amazoness next door and become a house husband anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine selling yourself on the MGC slave market as a latch ditch effort to get a monster girl GF and nobody even bidding on you

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>>41971452
why is she a fucking fish now

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>>41971520
>first a trash-tier fox with no tails
>now a fish
do not try to comprehend gachashit

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>>41971510
>Anon doesn't know that Danuki fixed the auction so she could get anon cheap
>Now Anon is stuckin with a no good money lendin, rice nibblin nuki

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>>41971471
>Flayers are best scylla
>Gaunts are best succ
>Shogs are best maid
KC is a coward, he won't release Cthulhu because he knows she'd immediately be best dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a big, tall Kiki I can boss around and mess with until she finally gets fed up enough to rape me

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When the portals open, how mindbroken will you get on the following scale (from least to most)?
>Heart Pupils
>Ahegao.
>One peace sign.
>Double peace signs.
>Taking your clothes off, neatly folding and organizing them around you and bowing to your monstergirl mistress.

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>>41971642
fuck all that gay shit

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>>41971520
there's some guy commissioning a ton of the genshin girls as mermaids

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>>41971247
maybe i should study with that quiet, 3m transfer student

[Anonymous No.]

>>41971665
Look at that trustworthy face

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of dragonshaming herekeep it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41971642
Heart pupils since dominant girls aren't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41971663
Whales are weird.

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>>41971452
i kinda like this one, except for the fishbutt.

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>>41971740
I only bully dragons because I know they are out of my league so this is the only way I can get back at them

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>>41971768
they got too much pride and arrogance. it's why dragons and vampires are bully magnets

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>>41971768
>they are out of my league
no they are not of your league if anything they are out of YOUR league

[Anonymous No.]

>>41971793
yes that's exactly what he said? or are you trying to say that Anon is out of a Dragon's league instead?

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>>41971751
I want to cuddle with Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Dark Brave's escort quest.

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>>41971842
but if she doesn't complete the quest you're stuck with her forever

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>>41971793
>Dragon has the ego the size of the moon but still think anon is out of her league
>Tries to awkwardly hit on him
>If anon gives her even the slightest bit of attention she gets supper fluttery and embaraced
>Anon is just really confused and wonders what he did to anger such a powerful monster girl as her face keeps getting really red every time he talks to her

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>>41971663
>commissioning
Nah, it's one artist that really likes drawing a particular thing, just like that one nip artist that draws dozens of pics of skateboarding maids.

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>>41971869
I want this dragon

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>>41971912
Poor lass needs some proper clothes

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>>41971897
>just like that one nip artist that draws dozens of pics of skateboarding maids.
shogboard and radikiki on their way to clean THE THING!
what is the thing? its uh... the thing!

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>>41971938
She should be NAKED

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>>41971958
NOT IN THIS WEATHER
SHE. WILL. BE. CLOTHED

[Anonymous No.]

>>41971968
>anon enrages the dark tailor

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>>41971897
>artist
>doing something they like out of choice
unthinkable

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>>41971974
She sounds scary

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>>41971958
Can I demand the dragon maid I hired to work naked?

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>>41971996
Yes, but that comes with fertilizing duties.

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>>41971665
>Obviously too old fox in a school girl uniform just starts going to school with you one day
>Every day she switches seats with one of your classmates until she is sitting next to you
>Finally her desk is less than 1 centimeter from yours
>Teacher and rest of the students are completely oblivious to the large fox and her machinations.

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>>41972020

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>>41972089
What is this called?

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>>41971869
These are the types of soon-to-be couples that drive Cupids to drinking.

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>>41972131
I'm glad they do. It means I can pick up tons of drunk cupids at the bar

[Anonymous No.]

You remembered to bring nulberries, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41972127
Fear

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>>41972220
the fuck is that, i have a fuck ton of wurm milk flasks tho

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>>41972127
She's an evolution of Hachishaku-sama, a tall nip ghost that eats kids, tall fox girl is much nicer, she "eats" young anons.

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>>41972131
>"You sure are drinking a lot of shots tonight Ms. Cupid. Something bothering you?"
>"Uhg, work. Eros sent me to this couple and... of sweet Eros were to even begin?"
>"As long as you're paying for drinks I'm all ears"
>"Just leave the bottle here then"

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Do NOT fuck the fox.
They are trickster spirits who exist only to lie and deceive.

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>>41972267
nice view

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worship goats

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>>41972339
Are you telling me this creature isn't going to act in my best interest?

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>>41972339
Mine looks trustworthy I will untie her.

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>>41972400
how could you trust a face like that

[Anonymous No.]

>no shy horseshoe cancer girl to scuttle along the beach with

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>>41972443
With titties that big I can compromise.

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>>41972412
the images of tied up foxes with devilish grins reminds me of a video with two dogs split by a gate that are barking at eachother, and when the gate is opened they stop
>encounter sealed fox
>she cant help but stare with the most evil "im gunna rape you" look you've ever seen
>unseal her
>she quickly loses the evil grin and just becomes a innocent little puppy in terms of personality

[Anonymous No.]

I am pretty sure that if you ever really fantasize about being a spider or squid you are more of a furry than the people who just want to fuck them since you're gone straight into fursuit territory.

[Anonymous No.]

Has this thread mentally shielded you from sleep paralysis anons?

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>>41972531
i only fantasize about being a fox boy sometimes because i have gotten to the point where i completely hate humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

i just want momster milkies

[Anonymous No.]

How does Ms. Anubis stop the slaves from unionizing?

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>>41972571
If you want a little more hate them know you might need to make an ao3 account soon because fanfic writers are setting it to account only because ai is harvesting their stories for their own.
There are like four writers here and maybe six in total who do actual mge stories but the point still stands. Also KC will go on suicide watch again over it.

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>>41972653
She takes the head slaves cummies, he keeps the rest of slaves working, ain't no time for no unionization, boss nubi needs that work done and dem der pyramids ain't gonna built themselves.

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>>41972531
What about wanting to become a (temporary) tentacle monster to fuck your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, what a doomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>41972655
its but a drop in a ocean for me.
>>41972674
nta but you are no better than (male) orc faggots that like them because "har har big ugly thing fuck small female!"

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>>41972671
Then a new head raise and temples burn. BROTHERS IS STRONG, BURNS EVERYTHING, SHACKLES THOSE MAMONO, AND FUCK THEM GOOD WITH LOVE

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>>41972339
Stop being foxphobic.

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>>41972707
That's fine, me and boss nubis will run off into the desert, find an oasis and chill.

[Anonymous No.]

I slammed my penis in the car door.

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[Anonymous No.]

It's cute when you think you have a choice in becoming a pleasure drunk mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>41972783
Who is making these? She's cute.

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>>41972798
Then go buy one they're 50 each on his site

[Anonymous No.]

>>41971617
>Dragon Cthulhu monstergirl
Stop it you are going to make me envision something I will not be able to unsee

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>>41972824
>Then go buy one
The elites don't want you to know this but the Bicorns at the park are free. I have 256 Bicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't sleep again.

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken or Scylla?

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>>41973051
Kraken. Not even a debate. More tentacles, more fun.
Unrelated, my skin is dry as fuck lately.

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>>41972653
>step 1: marry Anon
>step 2: make many daughters with Anon
>step 3: have daughters marry the rest of the slaves
>step 4: all slaves will therefore be considered family and cannot unionize
Clever girl.

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>>41973066
>skin dry as fuck
a kraken can really help with that

[Anonymous No.]

You have charmed her hair. No going back now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41973145
but i dont know greek! i only know english

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I can be a male idol in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41973265
I would be a male hermit in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41973269
Gayer than a male idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41973051
Kraken, scyllas are cute too but the arm suckers weird me out a little

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>>41973265
Whatever you do, do not get a Tanuki as a manager. First she'll take a reasonable cut, but as time passes your slice of the pie will shrink. Next thing you know you owe her money for renting a studio, band backing, the clothes you bought for a concert. It never ends.
If you are lucky she's unmarried and you just end up as her boytoy/husband.
If you are not, it's gravure shots and pleasing old foxes until she auctions you to the highest bidder.
Even if you dodge that you can't dodge your fans. 7/10 idol careers are prematurely ended by spontaneous marriage to obssesive NEET dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

its better to be a male gladiator, you learn to fight, make lots of friends, and you look cool as well you dont need to think

[Anonymous No.]

Sex!
Maid sex!
Anal maid sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41973349
I'm getting backed directly by Sabbat. The key to being an idol is the joy and enthusiasm of youth. And always having cute girls as fans.

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>>41972443
It's more likely than you think.