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4194387 No.4194387 [Reply] [Original]

How, exactly, do witches get bored of omnipotence? If they can get their jollies from fucking around with a bunch of villagers in the middle of nowhere or a dysfunctional family on an island, and still want to bone each other, figuratively speaking, they're more human than not, and really should just take up a hobby.

>> No.4194399

>>4194387
They are only omnipotent in their own world

>> No.4194411

>>4194399

If I were omnipotent in my own world, I'd seal it off so no other witches could piss in my Cheerios, conjure the most delicious Reuben sandwich imaginable which regenerates after every bite, and play Half Life Episode 3.

A universe in a nutshell is only a problem if you decide to crack it open.

>> No.4194456

>>4194411
To create a world you need a few things. First of all someone else who acknowledges its existence, you alone can't create a world. The contents must be understood, you can't summon HL:E3 because you don't know how it would look like. Or you can summon it, but it will be YOUR game, it won't be the same as the one in the hands of Valve

Playing that would be like showing fantasy sequence in the place of a murder

>> No.4194477

>>4194456

I will get one of my disassociative identities to acknowledge it. Also, my version of HLE3 would basically just be full life consequences: the game - the portalening. Which is awesome.

>> No.4194511
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4194511

>>4194477
>I will get one of my disassociative identities to acknowledge it.

Does not work that way. The person who acknowledges it can't be your creation, your other self or anyone OR anything, related to your self. That person must understand how a world like that works and must understand you, and your goals with its creation

In other words, they must be a witch too. A real witch, or its male equivalent

>> No.4194520 [DELETED] 

>>4194511

Prove it. Prove it with science.

>> No.4194527

>>4194511

Now you're just being silly. If it was my world in the first place, why would I need to create an entirely new one with a magical signatory.

>> No.4194528

>>4194520
This is magic, I won't prove nothing. Why don't you prove it otherwise? ...or you still don't understand magic?

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4194539

>>4194511

>> No.4194551

>>4194527
I'm still far away from being full wedged magician. I understand around the 60% of the concept from THOSE worlds. The relation between the fragment, the fantasy, the "real, the meta and the alternate personal world is still under development in my head

>> No.4194558

>>4194511
Erika gets the best fanart.

>> No.4194564

>>4194551

In my universe, we're going to merge all of those things locally and make one reality with infinite Reubens and blackjack.

>> No.4194580

>>4194564
...these goals are understandable and has the potential to be made real. You won't get my vote though, find someone else with enough knowledge

>> No.4194591

>>4194580

You are totally banned from the Reuben-Blackjack Universe, you uncooperative kisama.

>> No.4194608
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4194608

>>4194591
So be it... but will that universe of yours exist eventually?

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4194613

My Universe would be a gigantic rape dimension with me as an omnipresent rapist

>> No.4194628

>>4194613
Raping or even interacting your own creations becomes predictable and boring pretty fast

>> No.4194635
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4194635

>>4194608

OP here. Already eating a delicious Reuben. Just make it so your universe has forever existed, and if the odds that it will someday exist are above 0%, it will pop into reality just like that.

It's Bill and Ted's Proof, you see.

Anon signing off.

>> No.4194639

>>4194628
You have no evidence to support this claim. You especially lack anecdotal experience.

Your assertion is rejected!

>> No.4194640

>>4194628
Thats my adduction squad is for.

They travel other universes and bring fresh rape victims in.

>> No.4194658

Magic seems even more stupid, complicated and less lucrative the more you guys explain.

>> No.4194666

>>4194658
Its not magic. It is omnipotence and the creation of everybody and everything.

>> No.4194675

>>4194640
That's not how the Fragments work

>>4194639
I'm on someone else's territory at the moment, I can't create my own truth. I accept the rejection and I'll withdraw before more magic users invade this space, with more knowledge than mine

>> No.4194677

>>4194666
Okay, then omnipotence and the creation of everybody and everything seems even more stupid, complicated and less lucrative the more you guys explain.

>> No.4194678

My universe has moe moe yog-soggoth, nyarlathothep and cthulhu

>> No.4194686

If you live eternally, you have you have to get bored eventually. 1000 years is a little short, though. With everything people dedicate their lives to, likes sciences, arts, literature, pretty much all those things we wish we were masters in but will never have the time to. You should at least have ten thousands of years before you'll feel the need to torture people.

>> No.4194689

>>4194666
You can't the a Creator's place while you are still trying to understand the ways of magic as a mere witch. Voyagers disappearing into the void of Fragments, yet you are trying to use the highest level of magic?

>> No.4194690

>>4194675
My adduction squad is made of demiurges.

>> No.4194700

>>4194686
>You should at least have ten thousands of years before you'll feel the need to torture people.

Im 27 and already feel the need to torture/rape people.

>> No.4194710

>>4194700
That's because you're a primitive beast with no intellectual ambitions.

>> No.4194731

>>4194710
Maybe after 1000 years of raping I will read a book.

>> No.4194759

>>4194689
>You are trying to get a Creator's place

Fix'd, I forgot to rewrite the first part of my sentence

>> No.4194787

Voyagers are mere witches with the power to visit other Fragments, it's like you, playing an RPG while others can play the same game, but for them it's an online game and can connect to your game whenever they want. You can kick them out, it's your game after all, but you will be all alone in your game again, without the ability to show anyone what you've achieved so far

>> No.4194792

>>4194787

What would your average sadist loli witch think of Reuben-Blackjack Prime?

>> No.4194807

>>4194792

It'd be like the Nexus in that one TNG movie. They'd bite into a reuben and then never want to leave. Their friends would come looking for them and then, bam, before you know it, you have a bunch of snarky lolis eating all your regenerating sandwiches.

>> No.4194812

>>4194792
A waste of potential and energy

>> No.4194825

>>4194812

Hey man, no one invited them anyway. Let's hit the blackjack tables and eat some reubens.

>> No.4194849

>>4194825
Those loli witches were the degraded reflections of MY opinion, which is the same. Even for the lowest magician without a fragment or even a personal sanctuary, these things are possible without any hardness.

So yes, I hate you and I deny your world

>> No.4194857

>>4194849

To deny the existence of Blackjack-Reuben Prime to a man with a mouthful of reuben and a winning hand is like trying to convince the Pope to convert to Islam.

>> No.4194879
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4194879

>>4194857
>like folding a piece of paper a hundred times so that it'll
>reach the moon.
>And she folded it a hundred times
Not a problem.

>> No.4194903

>>4194879
Try as you might, no matter how many hundreds, thousands, or millions of years you may persist in your task, my faith in this world is uncompromising. Your miracles are useless here, wench.

>> No.4194907

Wait, so, are we trying to disprove the existence of sandwiches now?

>> No.4194928

>>4194907

Reubens "exist." *cackle*cackle*cackle

>> No.4194930

>>4194387

Try playing a game on godmode for a long period of time and see what kinds of things you get amusement from.

>> No.4194938

>>4194930

Well, if we're talking about Eternal Darkness, it would be lowering your sanity to 0 then watch the game fuck with you.

>> No.4194943 [DELETED] 

>>/rs/testing RS

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4194982

>>4194928
I'll never believe in Reubens.

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4195094

My universe would be a giant strategy game to play against my waifu.

>> No.4195152

I find these concepts intriguing. How did you come to comprehend them?

>> No.4195185

>>4195152
Each must find out on their own.

>> No.4195224

>>4195185

And no tips or pointers, I'm guessing?

If that's the case, it's surprising that more than one witch exists at all. That or the chances of the discovery are greater than I think...

>> No.4195229

>>4195224
>Implying any witches actually "exist".

>> No.4195237

>>4195094
You just detonated a gigantic liquid Tiberium pimple.

Enjoy your Scrin.

>> No.4195246

>>4195229

This is giving me a lot to think about...

>> No.4195249

>>4194928
>>4194982
Back to 420chan.

>> No.4195374

>>4195229
Tried this, multiple, times, it hasn't worked so far.

>> No.4195493

>>4195374
Then you haven't tried hard enough, or enough times.

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