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Gomenasai /jp/, my name is ZUN-Sama.

I'm a 32 year old Japanese Programmer. I draw illustration and sprites on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my music and programming superior shooter games. (touhou)

I train with my assembly and C++ every day, these superior programming languages can cut corners because they're easy to use, and is vastly superior to that charlatan programming language Ruby. I earned my degree years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I have a firm grasp of video game music, both stage and boss music, and I compose them myself as well. I know everything about Japanese folk lore and their drunk lolis, which I bastardize 100%

When I get my new workstation(Gainstown+FireGL btw), I am moving to .NET to develop a more graphically enhanced touhou. I hope I can finally get promoted in Taito!

I own several refrigerators, which is filled with beer from many parts of the globe. I drink all of them(beer), before I get a new batch from my supporters. I drink as hard as I can, and I can't seem to manage to stay sober most of the time. Send me more beer, Japan!

>> No.4192465

>>4192459
But ZUN goes out to drink, and he goes out every goddamn night.

>> No.4192470

>>4192459
Are you a virgin ZUN-Sama?
I have been saving my virginity for you.
PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME~~~

>> No.4192478

>>4192459
>.NET
Pfft!...

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4192507

fuck this troll thread.
real man try to troll /d/. only pussies do it here.

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