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Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:00:59 2010 No.4192344 [Reply] [Original]

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>	Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc Thu Jan 21 08:01:59 2010 No.4192348 File: 73 KB, 472x692, Marisa feelin mellow ze.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:03:59 2010 No.4192356 nice! 9/10, some very original stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:03:59 2010 No.4192358 File: 14 KB, 278x350, zoomjap smirk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:03:59 2010 No.4192360 Hello /sp/ mod.

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Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:04:59 2010 No.4192361
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>I know everything about Japanese history

Oh cool I wanted to know what the fuck those dolls were for. They seem to be some sort of primitive figurine but I can't imagine anyone's waifu to look like that. Well, except for the dudes who carved the Venus figurines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:04:59 2010 No.4192362 File: 17 KB, 319x243, 1261636839760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4192356

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Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:05:59 2010 No.4192367

Sometimes late at night when everyone is asleep, I will prepare some rice with curry sauce, go into my room and switch off all the lights. I then sit on my knees on the floor, eating the rice with a pencil. I usually wear my sister's school uniform and pretend it is a kimono. I pretend I am a Japanese woman waiting for her husband to return from the army. What Japanese things do you do?

>>	OP Thu Jan 21 08:06:59 2010 No.4192373 >>4192367 Same here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:08:59 2010 No.4192383 >>4192367 Something similar...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:10:59 2010 No.4192392 File: 70 KB, 500x850, Otaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol oh u

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:12:59 2010 No.4192399 The thing I never got about this is why he apoligizes in the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:12:59 2010 No.4192403 >>4192367 lol very nice.

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Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:13:59 2010 No.4192404
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I hate weeaboos. I don’t conisder myself a weeaboo, I’m actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I’m studying japanese, japanese history and I’m following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I’m actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:13:59 2010 No.4192406 >>4192344 reported for copypassta

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:13:59 2010 No.4192407 >>4192367 > I then sit on my knees on the floor Wait, what does this mean? Every time I read this, I get more and more confused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:14:59 2010 No.4192413 >>4192407 Have you never seen a Japanese woman sit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:15:59 2010 No.4192418 >>4192413 sadfrog.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:15:59 2010 No.4192414 >>4192404 They will treat you like America treated negroes in the early 20th century, if you get my drift.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:15:59 2010 No.4192416 /r/ copypasta of the japanese cowboy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:16:59 2010 No.4192422 >>4192361 It looks like that one digimon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:16:59 2010 No.4192425 >5 words in japanese >kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:18:59 2010 No.4192436 >>4192416

>>	Krizalid \| GACKT.C !GACKTW2/pY!!d8yGuJYDV40 Thu Jan 21 08:19:59 2010 No.4192442 File: 10 KB, 323x243, 9ab1bf73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I speak Japanese fluently >Kanji

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:24:59 2010 No.4192463 >I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect awwww, you fucked up the copy/pasta.

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Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:28:35 2010 No.4192483 [DELETED]

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>>4192342
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Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:32:59 2010 No.4192505

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Nobody is quite sure what those are for. They appeared around the late Jomon period (between about 1000 and 400 BC) and did not continue in the succeeding period. The most common hypothesis is that they were used in ritual healing or some other kind of symbolic ritual in which the breaking of certain parts of the figures was essential.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:33:59 2010 No.4192509 >>4192505 They were left behind by two million Aztec invaders who were beaten back by a single samurai wielding a magic katana that could cleave a continent in two with a single strike.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 08:42:59 2010 No.4192530 Please use a less blatant copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 09:19:59 2010 No.4192656 >4192361 Those are representations of the ancient Phobos robots. When a civilization passes a certain point, the Phobos appear and reduce it to ashes, so that it can not endanger itself and the rest of the world.

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Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:43:59 2010 No.4192918
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Cheerio, /jp/, my name is Sir Oswald von Clark, the thirteenth.

I'm a 27 year old British lad (a term referring to young males, for you foreigners). I have tea and crumpets in the afternoon, and spend my days perfecting my brewing and playing superior British games (football, football).
I train with my sabre every day. This superior weapon can cut clean through french people because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both London and the Nottingham dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their gentlemanly code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious university to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a double-decker bus driver, or royalty!

I own several top hats and monocles, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I tip my hat to my elders and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /jp/ my temporary home if it's not too much trouble. Pip pip!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:45:59 2010 No.4192924 Oh look, it's the 100th thread with this copypasta

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:46:59 2010 No.4192932 >>4192918 >Young males >27 years old

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:47:59 2010 No.4192936 >I'm a 27 year old British lad >When I get my British visa,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:49:59 2010 No.4192941 >>4192936 He has the British Spirit, so it counts as if he was born there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:53:59 2010 No.4192962 Wapanese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:54:59 2010 No.4192970 File: 34 KB, 447x482, laughing_kitten.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sure you'll fit right in. Unless you're japanese which you're not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 10:56:59 2010 No.4192978 >>4192918 Good show old bean!

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