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Is there something I can do to recreate the feeling of cumming inside of Satori? I've always wondered what it would be like to cum inside of Satori but I haven't had the chance to.

>> No.4191887
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>> No.4191885

I won't let you, faggot.

>> No.4191906

Just fuck a thermos bottle filled with fresh liver.

>> No.4191913

Here is what you do. Take a big glob of mayonnaise, and stick it in a bowl. Then set it in some warm water and let it set for a while. Once it gets warm get a big handful and start fapping. That is as close to sex as you will ever get.

>> No.4191921

What about getting tangled up in the cords?

>> No.4191931

>>4191913
Get a can of Crisco and set it in the sun for a bit. Stick your dick in it and start humping. This is as close to real sex as you are going to get.

>> No.4191935

Why are there so many Satori threads being made?

>> No.4191939

>>4191931
Fuck your dad in the ass. That's as close as you'll ever get.

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>>4191935
Is there a problem with that?

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>>4191945
Not at all.

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>>4191935

Best too hoo. Mother fucker.

>> No.4191956

Beats having Cirno threads endlessly.

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>>4191956
yep

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>>4191935
Because look at her motherfucker. I mean look at her. Don't you want to kiss and tease her DFC? Don't you want her to suck your dick with her sweet little mouth, and then cough when you cum, leaving a cute little trail of your seed dribbling down the side of her mouth? Don't you want to fuck her tight little pussy and make her moan and scream your name to the heavens? If you said no to any of those, you sir, are a faggot.

>> No.4191974

>>4191972

I'd prefer the ass, myself.

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>>4191972
I never said I hated Satorin~
She's my wife after all.

>> No.4191984

>>4191979
and mine as well

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>>4191979

You seem to have made a mistake, sir. I think you meant mine.

>> No.4192000 [DELETED] 

>>4191972
Because look at her motherfucker. I mean look at her. Don't you want to kiss and tease her DFC? Don't you want to suck her cute little dick, and then cough when you she cums, leaving a cute little trail of her seed dribbling down the side of her mouth? Don't you want to fuck her tight little ass and make her moan and scream your name to the heavens? If you said no to any of those, you sir, are a faggot.

>> No.4192005 [DELETED] 

>>4191972
Because look at her motherfucker. I mean look at her. Don't you want to kiss and tease her DFC? Don't you want to suck her cute little dick, and then cough when she cums, leaving a cute little trail of her seed dribbling down the side of her mouth? Don't you want to fuck her tight little ass and make her moan and scream your name to the heavens? If you said no to any of those, you sir, are a faggot.

>> No.4192006 [DELETED] 

>>4191880
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>> No.4192009

>>4191972
Because look at her motherfucker. I mean look at her. Don't you want to kiss and tease her DFC? Don't you want to suck her cute little dick, and then cough when she cums, leaving a cute little trail of her seed dribbling down the side of your mouth? Don't you want to fuck her tight little ass and make her moan and scream your name to the heavens? If you said no to any of those, you sir, are a faggot.

>> No.4192018

>>4191997
liar. she's neither blonde nor bouncy.

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I'll just help myself to her little sister then I think.

>> No.4192054

>>4192047
Yourself? Hahaha. Everyone wants her and her feet.

>> No.4192058

>>4191883
Coat your dick in Tabasco.

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>> No.4192074 [DELETED] 

>>4191883
Hmm sauce on this Satori girl?

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>>4192074
..Really?

>> No.4192083 [DELETED] 

>>4192081
Who is this Satori girl why do you want to cum in her?

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