Hecatia is open to dating you, on one steep condition!

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"Here we go, this should be about your size! It's a pretty cool shirt huh? Haha, no need to thank me yet! I'm letting you have it on the house! Of course, to go with it, you're going to need some of the accessories. And I only have skirts, no pants, but that shouldn't be a problem right? What? Well, of course I expect you to wear the skirt, what else will go with the shirt?! Plus if we're going to go on a date, you'll want to look your best right? Where were you wanting to go on a date too once you get dressed? ... Huh? The lake, or the forest? 'Somewhere peaceful with just us'? No, I was thinking somewhere more bustling! Maybe the streets of former hell, or the human village! We can go shopping, try out food, and show off these swanky duds! Now come on, what are you waiting for?"

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>>41877630
Joke's on you OP I'm into that.
Anyway how about the Lunar Capital, I heard the rabbits have some new fashion.

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>>41877630
nobody's gonna make fun of me for wearing it, r-right?

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>>41878538
just pretend to be a scotsman

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>>41878538
"Who is wea-Anon? Is that you? Ew."

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>>41878726
You leak poop and wet the bed.

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>>41877630
Yeah I'd unironically sport it, I'd have to go shopping for pants with heca later maybe but some silly skirt won't stop me.
A man's manliness is only reinforced by him wearing chicks clothing

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It'd be an honor!
I've always been sloppy when it comes to fashion, so to be blessed with a queen of fashion like Hecatia, its like a dream come true!

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>>41877630
>use exclusively almost exaggerated masculine mannerisms
That's it, everyone will think I'm just a freak crossdresser and not some tr*nny
Self-confidence unhurt, problem solved

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>>41879287
The latter don't exist in Gensokyo

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>>41877630
While on the subject, don't let your gf pressure you into wearing thongs. Big mistake.

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>>41879321
I hope you don't mean "self-confidence", but either way it wouldn't hurt to not creep out the locals too much

>>41879322
The former (gfs) don't exist within /jp/ies lives

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>>41877630
Deny her
Its a shit test to see if you're a desperate faggot not worth keeping

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>>41879666
Nice try, father of lies

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>>41879666
Hecatia is REALLY proud of her fashion, do you really want to make her sad by turning down the opportunity?

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I'm rocking the shirt and skirt, keeping my jeans on.

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>>41878620
Good thing I don't care about the opinion of the village cumdumpster.

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>>41878977
I don't think she's going to make you wear the skirt.

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>>41877630
thats a weird tshirt lol
*does 360 and walks away*

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>>41877630
honestly I would fuck Hecatia while wearing her clothing so why not

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>>41880976
she is bad at sex tho

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>>41880976
she's basically a dead fish in bed that barely gets wet, not worth it for the sex

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>>41887426
>>41889262
Ok Yorihime and Toyohime.

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>>41887426
>>41889262
how dare you
hecatia-sama is the most passionate, exciting lover you could wish for and anyone would be lucky to have a chance to even talk to her!
take back everything you said or the dumb heron gets it

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>>41877630
I might be able to make the skirt look like a kilt. Not that the people of Gensokyo would know what a kilt is.

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Just argue with anyone who makes fun of you by pointing out that since men are the ones with external parts, it makes more sense for them to wear something loose and free than it would for a woman to. The Scots were right all along.

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>>41896039
after she takes off her weird shirt

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>>41897302
It is NOT a weird shirt!

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