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"What did I tell you I was going to do if you intruded in my garden, pest? I'll have to harm you agai- ...Wait, you have a gift for courting? For me? ...Ahah, Ahahahaha! That's sweet of you, Anon, but I'm afraid I'm a bit too old for something as silly as dating these days, and you've been annoying to me since you showed up. I'm sorry but I can't date you. You really ought to put that energy towards finding someone young like yourself who will actually love you unlike me. Since you amused me I'll let you leave without injuries this time... Now go on, go before I change my mind."

>> No.41827597

>>41827375
What would yuuka do if I returned the next day with another gift?

>> No.41827617

>>41827597
Dismemberment

>> No.41827633

But no one's as pretty as you in the village, Yuuka!

>> No.41828506

>>41827597
Broken legs and a broken heart.

>> No.41828882

Even if she rejects me, I'll just keep try again tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that! I want to show Yuuka love and take care of her and the sunflowers!

>> No.41829467
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>>41827375
Yuuka acts like this then wonders why she has no friends!

>> No.41829665

>>41827375
>>41829467
>Yuuka
OW MY BALLS!!!!

>> No.41830758

>>41827375
No one is too old for romance! Everyone deserves to enjoy dating and happiness!

>> No.41831861

>>41827633
>>41828882
>>41830758
Yuuka is not going to date you anon, she just said so herself so why do you persist?

>> No.41832029
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>>41831861
I WILL thaw the ice queen and make her happy
Yuuka was made to smile

>> No.41832069

>>41827375
are my testicles in danger??

>> No.41832120

>>41832029
You will fail. She will kick you between the legs.

>> No.41832584

Yuuka is right anon, you need to stop chasing old ladies.

>> No.41833711
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>>41827375
>>41827597
>>41828882
>>41830758
>>41832029
Plot twist: she is already married. To me.

>> No.41834787

>>41833711
>that resolution
Post prompt to get decent Yuukas

>> No.41834814

>>41827375
Why do you make those threads where 2hus are passive aggressive to the reader

>> No.41835016

>Plot twist:
>gets kicked in the balls
>she is
>leg gets crushed by vine
>already married.
>gets punched in the stomach
>To me.
>gets master sparked

>> No.41835216
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>>41833711
Yuuka would never marry anyone who would rely on an AI to paint her likeness instead of commissioning an actual artist

>> No.41835335

>>41834814
to remind you that no 2hu would ever like you

>> No.41835401

But you don't look too old for dating. How about we track down the man that broke your heart last and make a date out of it?

>> No.41835432

>>41835335
My 2hu likes me though

>> No.41835643
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>> No.41835885
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>>41834787
Actual prompt: ((best quality masterpiece asutora_gs31800)), milf kazami yuuka, both hands on face, perfect mature face, green wavy hair, ((beautiful perfect intricate shiny reflective red eyes)), realistic lighting, anime visual key, glasses, earrings, ear exposed, seductive smile, hair over one eye, asymmetrical bangs, ribbed sweater
A better version: ((best quality masterpiece asutora_gs31800)), milf kazami yuuka, both hands on face, ((perfect mature face)), green wavy hair, ((beautiful perfect intricate shiny reflective red eyes)), realistic lighting, anime visual key, glasses, earrings, ear exposed, seductive smile, hair over one eye, asymmetrical bangs, ribbed sweater, long eyelashes

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, amputee, bruise, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, extra limbs, fewer digits, jpeg artifacts,signature, watermark, username, artist name, black lips, lipstick, nail polish, toenail polish, thick lips, yellow teeth, poorly drawn, yaoi, futanari, scat, low quality, worst quality, dickgirl, newhalf, shemale, dark nipples, dark areolae, hairy anus, straight bangs, blunt bangs, armpit hair, pointy ears

Steps: 40, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 8, Seed: 1412554958, Size: 512x512, Model hash: 885c6d4e (berrymix step 1), Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

>>41835216
The irony is delectable.

>>41835016
That played out like a movie teaser in my head.

>> No.41837336

Yuuka can't hold out against your advances forever anon, soon her loneliness will get to her and then she'll be begging for you to take her on lots of dates and soon enough she'll be peppering you with kisses!

>> No.41838735
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>>41835016
This, if you marry Yuuka you better have high pain tolerance.

>> No.41839704

>>41838735
God I wish that were me

>> No.41839730

>>41835335
All 2hus like me

>> No.41839741

>>41835216
So true, inherently anti-Gensokyo.

>> No.41842903

>>41838735
give him some medicine pls

>> No.41848560
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41848560

Yuuka is unpopular!
How can she regain her popularity?

>> No.41848777

>>41827375
I'm not here for you, I'm here to admire the sunset over the field of flowers.

>> No.41851079
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>>41848777
That smartass response would get you Yuuka's famous cock-decapitating kick.

>> No.41851205

>>41851079
It's the truth.

>> No.41857745
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>>41851079
Poor cocks, they don't know what they're getting themselves into.

>> No.41858421

how could a cute young girl like yourself not have a boyfriend huh? how about it lets go on a date !!!!!

>> No.41858467

I strategically remove my cock before going to Yuuka's garden and then reattach it afterwards.

>> No.41858542
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41858542

Can you guys please stop insinuating Yuuka as being some kind of testicle torturing monster, please? Yuuka may hit you in the face or kick you in the stomach to run you off from her garden but never would she think of going for such a low blow as what you all keep claiming of her. You're defaming her character and making her cry! Stop making Yuuka feel bad just because she's too old to date you!

>> No.41858639

Yuuka is a nice old youkai! She'd make a good friend!

>> No.41858890

>>41833711
plot twist, since she's a wifu, shes not real.

>> No.41859453

>>41858542
how can a 17 year old girl be too old to date?

>> No.41859813

>>41858542
I grew sunflowers in my backyard for her once. Dunno if knowing that will cheer her up.

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>>41858890
I know.

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>>41868968

>> No.41874843
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41874843

It's ok Yuuka, you can go back to wearing weird clothes for middle aged ladies and bothering kids.

>> No.41875018

>>41827375
yuuka, the silly old lady. really things harming me isn't part of the reason I head to the garden.
I fucking like the pain.

>> No.41875066

>>41868968
>>41873789
So long, Gay Bowser!

>> No.41875067

>>41835216
Damn Yuuka, your sunflowers

>> No.41875406

>>41873789
>>41875066
I wonder how far Yuuka could throw me...

>> No.41877403
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>>41875406
You should ask the bug and the maso brat. They ought to know.

>> No.41878845
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>>41874843
That's not very nice, you know.
Part of why Yuuka went back to the drawing board with her outfit was partially because of her growing reputation as a troublemaker of sorts. She still enjoyed teasing others, but she wanted to move past that, as she didn't believe it to be reliable in order to score a cute boyfriend.
In doing that however, without necessarily realising it either, she made herself appear even older. Christ, everything in her current outfit smells old. The plaid pattern, the dress, sometimes the tights, and a few Anons have even caught her wearing glasses! What's next, a walking stick?
Either way, this has logically influenced the kind of people bold enough to come her way to try & hit on her. Every contender she's met these days, despite being adventurous enough to set foot in the garden of the sun, looked way too docile for Yuuka's taste. She is a responsible woman, but knows that privacy tends to enable the otherwise forbidden. It's not exactly like Yuuka wants a partner that she'll enjoy breaking into submission, but there's a hint of that in her wish. Something that'll light the flames of youth again, without actually causing more trouble than necessary. Meddling with the shrine maiden seems past her nowadays.

>> No.41878926

>>41878845
Poor Yuuka fell into the classic trap of setting her standards too high. Now she'll never find a lover

>> No.41879204

>>41827375
In reality she just kills you

>> No.41879229

>>41877403
Based Yuuka midge tosser. Needs a 3rd target to throw Eiki the bratty midget loli.

>> No.41879389

>>41878926
i'm right here!

>> No.41879494

>>41879389
and not visiting her sunflower garden, see the problem?

>> No.41879523

>>41858467
This man knows brain smarts!

>> No.41879577

>>41879229
Eiki is a tallhu you fucking secondary

>> No.41879619
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>>41879577
Nice try. Shinmyoumaru is a colossus compared to Eiki.

>> No.41879622 [DELETED] 

>>41879619
This is what men below 175 cm look like

>> No.41881968

>>41879619
I'm supposed to take advice from THAT?

>> No.41883599
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>>41879619

>> No.41887552

>>41883599
Bigger than what?

>> No.41890359
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>>41887552
(You).

>> No.41890675

>>41879619
>Shinmyoumaru
No one calls her by her given name.

>> No.41891884

>>41890675
Shimmy has such a big name for a little princess!

>> No.41893356

>>41890675
true, most people just say "dork"

>> No.41897070
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>>41827375

>> No.41902226

>>41859453
Yuuka is 1700 not 17

>> No.41903714

>>41902226
The 17 are actually the last two digits
So something like
Xxxxxx17

>> No.41904613

>>41902226
the zeros be silent

>> No.41906741
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41906741

>>41904613
Lest you lose some teeth and a good part of your face, along with the head behind it.

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I'm pleasantly surprised the thread hasn't died in the time I spent knocked out, but I'm unpleasantly impressed at there being no one else to bump it in the meantime.

>> No.41914478

>>41914471
I know, bullying yuuka for not having any friends is super fun

>> No.41920236
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>>41914478
Being bullied by Yuuka is much more fun though!

>> No.41920363

>>41920236
Playing pranks on each other and trading insults as banter would be the best option

>> No.41923490

How would you convince Yuuka that she still has plenty of youth and not to listen to detractors that call her things like "hag" and "grandma"?

>> No.41923984

>>41923490
Impregnate her.

>> No.41932297
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Sleeping with Yuukarin...

>> No.41938408

>>41923490
I'd buy her mirror so she can see for herself she's youthful!

>> No.41944096

The arrival of winter will not stop the Yuuka thread!

>> No.41944123

>>41923984
She denies your attempts at beginning coitus vehemently. You failed.

>>41938408
She just think you've lost your mind and insists she's too old for you to date. You failed.

>> No.41944542

>>41923490
Gaslight her!

>> No.41950512

>>41827375
has she ever done castration?

>> No.41951810
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>>41923984
I'm trying

>> No.41953699

>>41906741
i dont think 17 year old girls are violent

>> No.41955667
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>>41953699
You clearly haven't seen enough 17-year-old girls. Some of them beat middle-aged guys with tin cans and anally rape them with sticks.

>> No.41961599

>>41955667
and they enjoy it

>> No.41961656
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>>41961599
I suspect the guy didn't enjoy it much, but there's no way to check, since he died two days later.

>> No.41961706

>>41955667
I fap in front of my Yuuka fumo.

>> No.41962095
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>>41961706
Don't come complaining if that backfires!

>> No.41962895

u burnted ur pancaek dude

>> No.41965099
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>>41962895
That blin was an offering to the spirits anyway.

>> No.41971947

>>41962095
please do NOT cum on Yuuka's burnt pancakes!

>> No.41973165

Yuuka is too old for you to date and marry.
DO NOT try to court Yuuka.
DO NOT kiss Yuuka.
DO NOT cum inside Yuuka.
DO NOT impregnate Yuuka.
DO NOT raise children with her.
She's too old for you. Go date a young person like Kosuzu or Akyuu instead.

>> No.41973182

>>41973165
Akyuu is like 29...

>> No.41973210

>>41973182
Still younger than Yuuka

>> No.41973221

>>41973182
Perfectly ripe for eating.

>> No.41973342

You should not waste your time on ugly old crones like Yuuka, she's got kinks in her back and smells like prunes, and she's mean as hell to boot.

You've been turned down by her anyway. You need to go get a girl who's young and vigorous and actually looking for love. A girl who'd be happy to raise a family and date a strapping young gentleman like yourself. Hieda no Akyuu is a good choice I hear, she's the prettiest girl in the village and she's looking for an heir you know!

Even if it has to be a Youkai, there's better choices around the garden that hag Yuuka runs anyway. Like mysel- I mean, like Wriggle Nightbug, haven't you ever heard of her? She's a prettier and younger Youkai than Yuuka by far. Yuuka is old and ugly.

>> No.41973421

>>41973342
I'm going to tell Yuuka she needs to use more pesticides, there's a growing bug problem in her garden.

>> No.41973635
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>>41973421
Noooo don't do it please! I'll give you some abdomen if you don't!

>> No.41973764

I can't believe Akyuu and Wriggle would team up to defame Yuuka like this, and now Wriggle is trying to freely give her body out like a slut. Yuuka would never do something like that...

>> No.41973949

>>41962095
lmao that pancake is all burnt out. That's what happens when you let a doll cook.

>> No.41974156

>>41973635
There's barely anything there. Compare that to Yuuka's fat hag butt.

>> No.41974316

>>41974156
Wriggle is tighter!

>> No.41980206
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41980206

Welcome master...

>> No.41980268

>>41980206
ただいま

>> No.41984153

>>41973165
Why is a 17 year old girl too old to date and marry? I WILL court and date Yuuka and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me!

>> No.41984366

>>41835335
There are so many, at least one of them has to like me!

>> No.41984588

>>41984153
17? Add some more zeros to that number.

>> No.41993552

>>41897070
I miss him so much

>> No.41993623

>>41961656
someone could've at least asked him if they had two days

>> No.41994844

Yuuka is a dangerous chaotic monster that doesn't deserve an ounce of your love and would much sooner just kill you than love you back.

>> No.41996026
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>>41994844
She's so cool!

>> No.42002718
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>> No.42010046

>>42004163
cute

>> No.42010047

>>41827597
She'd take the gift but kill you mercilessly.

>> No.42016613
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42016613

>>42010047
How exactly?

>> No.42019884 [DELETED] 

>>41827375

>> No.42026022
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>> No.42031716

>>42016613
I love how sexy and hot she looks with short shorts

>> No.42036094
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>>42031716
They aren't called hotpants for nothing.

>> No.42036121

>>42016613
Please don't call me gay but I don't like Yuuka being that big.

>> No.42036919
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>>42036121
You seem pretty cheerful, light-hearted, and carefree.
Though my preferences, too, have shifted from huge titty with hourglass waist and abs toward relative plumpness with medium-sized breasts over the years.

>> No.42039450

>>42036121
same, i've never really been much into absurdly large tits unless I was looking for milfs or something. I much prefer normal proportions and lovey dovey

>> No.42044438
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Keeping warm with Yuukarin!

>> No.42044473

Yuukute.

>> No.42044577
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Rise and shine!

>> No.42045641

no i demand you smack my balls like you're trying to get the last bit of ketchup out of a bottle of heinz.

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>>42045641

>> No.42051039
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>>42044438
Fluffy winter head cannon!

>> No.42058333

I fantasize about her abusing my gonads

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>> No.42058873
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What would you do if you walked in on Yuuka and Wriggle engaging in yuri activities in the bedroom?

>> No.42058884

>>42058873
Wriggle is a boy though???

>> No.42059037

>>42058884
Hmmm no. Wrong.

>> No.42059264

>>42058873
Go pick as many sunflowers as possible and make bank selling them in the village while Yuuka is distracted.

>> No.42059279

>>42058873
she wasn't supposed to start the wriggle rape without me first of all

>> No.42060846

>>41827375
I like older woman.

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>>42060846
Prove it.

>> No.42066514

>>42059279
Don't rape Wriggle, that's not nice.

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>>42058333
I fantasize about Yuuka raping my face with her feet.

>> No.42066736

>>42058873
who has hotter legs, Wriggle or Yuuka?

>> No.42067085

>>42058884
She'll make him a girl.

>> No.42067533

>>42058873
poor wriggle

>> No.42068854

>>42060846
what does that have to do with a young girl like Yuuka?

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42070337

>>42066711
>young

>> No.42070733

>>42058873
Join them.
Wriggle sitting on my dick
Yuuka sitting on my face

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