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41791561 No.41791561 [Reply] [Original]

"Ew! You're such a disgusting person and you think you can ask me out to a date?! Get away from me!"

>> No.41791637
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I can't even get a date with Alice, of all girls...
I think it's over for me, /jp/...

>> No.41791829 [SPOILER] 
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>>41791561
Please Alice, i can explain everything if you just take look at this.

>> No.41791841

>>41791561
I didn't ask you out, I asked Shanghai out.
Just the idea of dating a weirdo like you makes me sick.

>> No.41791847

>>41791829
Damn, that's mesmerizing

>> No.41791878 [SPOILER] 
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>>41791847
How about this?

>> No.41792284
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>>41791561
Ma'm please... I'm just trying to deliver your package... We don't have to have this discussion every single time I come by your house... Please don't take it the wrong way but I have no interest in you...

>> No.41792297
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>>41791829
>>41791878
I can't believe Alice got hypnotized before opening the gif...

>> No.41793097

Who are you? You came up to me and started acting like this, I feel sorry for your boyfriend

>> No.41793152

I'm sorry, have we met before? Also what is that foul odor....

>> No.41794072

>>41791561
"Stealing my lines, you smelly freak?
Could you, PLEASE, leave me alone and stop bumping into me? I got here first!"

>> No.41798988

Alice would never approach a freak like you! You all just want to try gaslighting Alice into being the freak but it won't work!

>> No.41799147

>>41798988
Alice is a weirdo.

>> No.41799447

>>41798988
Telling yourself that won't make you stop being a creep, Alice.
And can you please stop trying to talk to me? I don't want people thinking I'm friends with you.

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>> No.41800998

>>41791561
She sure acts uppity for someone who you-know-whats you-know-what.

>> No.41801262
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41801262

she just mad that her doll is cuter

>> No.41803232

>>41801262
over time she got jaded that anons would talk to her only to get closer to shanghai

>> No.41803263
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>>41791561
Its fine considering I know I never had a chance to begin with. I dont think ill ever make her happy or any 2hu girls happy anyways.

>> No.41803295
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>>41803232
Well it's true...

>> No.41804424

>>41791561
How long are you going to follow me for?
I already told you a hundred times that I don't want to ask you on a date, I don't even know you.

>> No.41804691
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41804691

Hi Alice, it's anon. I'm really sorry, but I realised I have to run some errands today, so I won't be coming to your birthday party.
Happy birthday, though! *click*

>> No.41804714

>>41791561
Well, I guess it's not gonna work out between Alice and me. I guess I'll go try my luck with Yuuka

>> No.41804716

>>41804691
But it isn't even my birthday, it's my girlfriend, Marisa's, birthday...

>> No.41805135

>>41804716
This anon lacks critical reading skills!

>> No.41805288

>>41805135
It isn't my birthday though...

>> No.41805314

>>41791637
How is this the strongest Touhou?

>> No.41805421

>>41805288
anon-chan...
Its ALICES birthday, and you're telling her you can't attend...

>> No.41805768
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>>41791561
what a tsundere
i don't care what you say to my face alice
i WILL make you my housewife

>> No.41807090
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Hypnotizing Alice into leaving me alone!

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Poor Alice has to pretend to reject random people on the street to make it look like she's wanted by anyone. Truly a miserable woman.

>> No.41808267

STOP GASLIGHTING ALICE
STOP IT ANON STOP GASLIGHTING HER!
SHE ISNT A FREAK! YOU ARE! YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ALICE SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF LOWLIFE CREEP WHO LIVES ALL BY HERSELF BUT IT ISNT TRUE! SHE HAS A SOCIAL LIFE AND FRIENDS! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DRIVE ALICE TO INSANTIY BUT IT WONT WORK! HER BEST FRIEND IS MARISA, WHO DO YOU HAVE?! NOBODY!

STOP

GASLIGHTING

ALICE

RIGHT

NOW!!!!

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>>41808267
Alice needs to stop talking to Anon, alright? Go masturbate with your dolls or something, freak. Anon is not your friend and he doesn't want to be.
Now get out of the way, I've got things to do and I don't want to touch you or your stinking dolls.

>> No.41808350

>>41808308
GASLIGHTER!

>> No.41808351

>>41808267
But I wanted to be friends with Alice...

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>>41808351

>> No.41808386

>>41808350
But Anon was already gone...

>> No.41808738

>>41808267
I was just trying to be nice to her by saying "hi", then she started insulting me because she thought I was asking her out. Clearly it was my fault for trying to be nice to the local loony.
There's no way a rude and crazy person like that has any friends. She even talks to her dolls like they're alive.
>HER BEST FRIEND IS MARISA
And Alice is Marisa's acquaintance.

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The hypnosis rape 2hu

>> No.41809037
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>>41791829
>>41791878
Is that supposed to do something? Hypnosis isn't real, idiot.

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>>41809037
I wonder..

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>>41809037
Maybe yes, maybe no. You just have to keep staring at it for the time being

>> No.41809403
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Eh, if she's made for another, there's always her mother.

>> No.41809475

>>41804691
Why is Alice leaving herself a voice message?

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>>41791561
You seem to be somewhat confused, lady. I'm going on a date with Marisa, I'm on my way to her house right now. Please stop bothering me.

>> No.41809706

i thought worst she could say was no

>> No.41810871

>>41809018
I miss this artist, his Alice doujins were top-tier.

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>>41810871
Still alive but he's into Fall Guys

>> No.41811025
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>>41810954
>Roki is not active and Rindou got a bad case of early onset arthritis. They both have expressed interest in doing more doujinshi and are down to continue working, but between Rindou's health and COVID, they are probably just on an indefinite hiatus.
>Neither of them have mentioned parting ways in any of their fanbox or tweets
DRAW MORE SMUT, FAGS

>> No.41813103

Alice is completely incapable of even holding a formal conversation with people.
see? now everyone is leaving, and so is your thread. you can't learn, Alice.

>> No.41816905
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Alice!?

>> No.41820386
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>>41816905
Alice!

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>>41811025
>last pic was during August
Come back..

>> No.41829374

>>41821138
Parting is such a painful thing anon-chan

>> No.41832463 [DELETED] 

>>41791561

>> No.41835326
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I literally cannot stop being in love with Alice, with all her mental illnesses, depression, schizophrenia, insecurity, autism, tendencies of self harm, she reminds me of my mother. She even cuts her hair short just like my mother does, and this face >>41808308 is exactly the face that my mother makes when crying. My mother is also very cute and beautiful so that's that. However, neither my mother nor alice defecates or urinates her bed, those are rumours, don't believe.
so i am psychologically incapable of escaping this infatuation.

>> No.41839855 [DELETED] 

>>41791561

>> No.41840313

>>41808738
This is fake. You never said “hi” but instead begged Alice to date you and fuck you on the first date.

>> No.41840560

>>41821138
>>41829374
Less hypnosis trash? Good.

>> No.41841120

>>41840313
Why would I want to go on a date with the doll creep when I could ask Marisa out instead?

>> No.41841241
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aaaaaa

>> No.41842979

>>41841241
SEEEX

>> No.41843135

>>41841241
Alice could be doing this to you if you weren't a disgusting creep who didn't work out and probably stalked her before you tried asking her out.

>> No.41844596

>>41843135
I work out and I don't want that autist within 20 meters of my vicinity. I've got a hundred better hus to ask out.

>> No.41850369

>>41791561

>> No.41850722 [SPOILER] 
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Sorry guys but none of you will have any chance with alice ever since she already with someone else: me

>> No.41850779

>>41850722
my condolences.

>> No.41850795
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Stay back! Don't come any closer, creep! I-I'm a dollmaker, you know! I'll fight you with my dolls if I have to!

>> No.41850812

>>41850795
IS THAT?!

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>>41850795
Alice please. Put your clothes back on, and unlock the door, or I'll break out of the window.
You can't do this to get people to care about you.

>> No.41850827

God I wish I was Alice
https://files.catbox.moe/3qwj4t.webm

>> No.41850878

>>41850827
You want to get fucked by a dude twice your size?

>> No.41850898

>>41850878
only if I was Alice

>> No.41850904 [DELETED] 

>>41850898
Could I fuck you

>> No.41851034

>>41850898
If I buy you a dress just like Alice's, can pound you hard?

>> No.41851041

>>41851034
>>41850904
no

>> No.41851127

Guys, it was a fluke! Alice accepted my offer and we're going on a date soon!
I'm so excited! She said she'd show me something special!
I would have preferred taking her outdoors for tea or something fun but she insisted we have a date in her house, which I don't mind.
Crossing my fingers she'll enjoy my company, will keep you updated on how it went!

>> No.41851304

>>41851127
And then anon was turned into a doll.

>> No.41851447

>>41851304
Such a tragic fate, if only he'd listened to the witch next door. She's warned everyone who stopped by before, but they don't listen

>> No.41851456

>>41851304
Anon got turned into an onahole so that orher anons can use him

>> No.41851735
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Love Alice, NOW!

>> No.41851762

>>41851735
*vomits

>> No.41851770

>>41851735
M-my lungs!!!

>> No.41851780

>>41851735
alice deserves ai "art" lmao

>> No.41856537

>>41851780
hands are too good to be AI

>> No.41857006
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Alice makes my penis grow very much

>> No.41857018

>>41857006
Don't worry Anon, (You) also make Alice's penis grow very much!

>> No.41858219

>>41821138
BE moko was so good...

>> No.41859277

>>41857018
Alice is so kinky

>> No.41859436

Date with Alice went by pretty smoothly!
I got to see a little puppet show, and had tea & pastries on the side. Pastries were good, tea was a little strong & odd but not bad. I'm staying at her home for just the day as the forest at night is apparently a little scary.
Here's to a good night, everyone.

>> No.41859468

>>41859436
>tea was a little strong & odd
You've been drugged, you idiot.
Enjoy getting raped.

>> No.41859490

>>41859277
Alice is the type of girl to haterape Anon as payback for all the bullying!

>> No.41859499
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Bye

>> No.41859720

>>41791561
>POV I have already impregnated that uterus.

>> No.41859779

>>41859490
By all means...
May alice- er.. i mean ASSlice do her worst

>> No.41860766

>>41859436
I know anon. he doesn't like dolls. at all.
you're not really anon, are you? you're alice.
where is anon, alice?
WHERE IS HE?!

>> No.41860770

>>41851770
What's wrong with your lungs anon?

>> No.41870849

>>41860766
No, you must have gotten that wrong, I really like dolls! I think they're very cute, and Alice has quite the collection, on top of being very skilled with them
I am staying a bit longer at Alice's house, because unfortunately, I got a little sick there. i don't know how it happened, but it feels like I caught a cold. It was rather frigid on the way to the Forest of Magic after all
Please don't slander Alice, she has been very nice with me & gave me warm, wet handkerchiefs to rub on my forehead to keep myself warm. She's doing her best to make sure i'm well! I'll recover in no time and be on my way!

>> No.41877092

I want to see Alice-chan getting knotted by a big dog

>> No.41877178

>>41877092
She is a sexual deviant, so she'd very much enjoy that.

>> No.41879465

>>41877092
how do you think she became incontinent?

>> No.41879474

>>41805314
Because she can defeat my dick

>> No.41879491

>>41811025
What's up with Japanese artists constantly having completely abhorrent health? I'm not even talking of weekly release mangakas that are being raped by deadlines

>> No.41879598
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Hey, does anyone know who this person is? I've never seen someone love Alice's doll show this much! Did Alice pay her to act like this? I wouldn't put it past her to do something like that!!

>> No.41879626

>>41879598
You mean Tenshi, or the 2 girls with the sunglasses?
I don't know, I don't think Alice has had any meaningful relationship, let alone with someone important. That girl next to the old looking lady with the I <3 Alice fan probably was ordered to buy a cheap sword at the village to fake being a bodyguard for the old lady.
I think I have seen a similar looking haircut on the pictures of a book at Suzunaan that speaks of an old world that attempted to set up a tourist agency between it & Gensokyo, only for its creator to have been forced to stop it as a bunch of girls stepped in. The maker of that world had a haircut not too different from that old lady, but of course, there's no way it'd be her. She'd be a big deal if anyone saw her, and again, does Alice think we're guillible enough to think she's known someone THAT important to the history of the world? I know village boys aren't very smart, but you're seriously pushing your luck, Alice.

>> No.41885758

>>41800881
I miss those days

>> No.41887558

>>41791561
I would slap her ugly face!

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>>41879626
I once had Alice walk up to me and try to convince me that her mother is actually the ruler of Makai. I respect her commitment to getting a boyfriend, but lying won't get her anywhere!

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>>41879626
Makai? sounds made up anyways
I'm sure its just a chunni fantasy made up by a recluse like Alice because she thinks it sounds cool. Its best to pay it no mind of course, just nod along and say things like, "wow" "really?" I didn't know!"
Eventually she'll go away thinking she impressed you and you can get back to more important things like washing the old lady smell out of your clothes.

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>>41879626
>>41895145
>>41899315
Alice has a tendency to tell absolutely ludicrous stories, likely as a way to try to impress people. She makes incredible claims like having a mom who is a Goddess of a realm who personally knows both Yuuka and Mima, and taught Byakuren magic while she was supposedly sealed away in said realm. And then there's all the sisters she claims that she has. One is a super powerful angel of death, one a maid like Sakuya, but uses swords instead of knives and isn't flat, one is a White Witch, another a Black Witch, and yet another a blood sucking vampire. And that's not even all of them. It's pretty obvious that she's making all these sisters up to one up people in conversations. It's pretty suspicious that none of them ever visit her and she never seems to visit Makai either.

>> No.41901618

>>41901337
If she had so many cool relatives, why would she move out and become a lonely creep in the middle of the woods?
Alice is such a terrible liar.

>> No.41902021

>>41791561
Disgusting? You're one to talk miss smells-her-wipes.

>> No.41910089 [DELETED] 

>>41902021
That's rude

>> No.41910169

Dumb Alice.

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