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You need some milk, sugar?

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>> No.41770021

>>41770002
So what's her name? Daisy-Belle?

>> No.41770029
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41770029

Bird sexo

>> No.41770037

Will an average dragon know the difference between gold bars and gold-plated tungsten bars? I need to know because of reasons.

>> No.41770038
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>>41770002

>> No.41770042

>>41770002
la vaca moo

>> No.41770079

>>41770037
Gold has a density of 19.32 while tungsten is 19.3, your average human and even most mamono could be fooled. However, a dragon or tanuki would most definitely notice the .01 difference.

>> No.41770098
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41770098

Remember to not split the party next time you go adventuring, you never know what may get ahold of your adventuring companions.

>> No.41770112

>>41770037
Yes. Very yes.
You’d honestly have better luck just finding a… somewhat nerdier dragon that collects a variety of metals.
>Hey, hey, check THIS out.
>I’ve got a Rhodium stockpile. Pretty neat huh?

>> No.41770126
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41770126

>>41770098
Nah, just split up the gang to look for clues.

>> No.41770164

>>41770112
>What do you mean I'm evil? I avoid people and just collect these shiny magic gems from the mountains by myself
>I haven't razed any villages, humans around here keep dying for no reason!

>> No.41770169
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41770169

>The city council would like to remind everyone that dogs are NOT allowed in the dog park
>People are NOT allowed in the dog park
>It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park
>Do NOT approach them
>Do NOT approach the dog park

>> No.41770199
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Christmas decorations are already going up in Winterstown! Even the Ice Queen has made an elaborate ice tree near her skating rink, the kids from Winterstown school have taken a field trip to hang ornaments and skate!

>> No.41770203

Boys are such cowards for not basing their entire life around sex with his harem.

>> No.41770211

>>41770169
I'm confused

>> No.41770212
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41770212

>ywn be spoiled by fox hags

>> No.41770219

>>41770203
Bicorn hands typed this.

>> No.41770275
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41770275

>>41770199
It's not even December yet.

https://youtu.be/Zjpqmy6EKFI

>> No.41770303
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>>41770275
Christmas celebrations are a 2 month event in Winterstown! Even White Horn-san is getting in the spirit and mentally preparing herself for the onslaught of Christmas Cake jokes!

>> No.41770324

>>41770275
LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU RAPED ME ANYWAY

THIS YEAR, TO SAVE MY PELVIS
I'M TAKING THE RAGING MUSHROOM

>> No.41770339

>>41770203
This is what KC would want.

>> No.41770353

>>41770339
So?

>> No.41770363

>>41770353
Where is your spirit of adventure. Don't end up like that anon who will spend his life shackled to a sleeping dormouse.

>> No.41770375
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white-haired girls make me lose

>> No.41770395
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41770395

>>41770375
mein mofuhrer...

>> No.41770396

>>41770395
im going to ruin her bloodline

>> No.41770401

>>41770363
Dormice can do a lot of things in their sleep, who says they can't be adventurers too?

>> No.41770404

>>41770396
>>41770395
If she knows senko wants to fuck the guy, why would she say this?
Is she a racist.

>> No.41770413

>>41770396
>anon's pure human bloodline is erased and replaced with fluffy harlots
are you sure it's her bloodline that's being ruined?

>> No.41770425

>>41770363
Adventures only make you late for dinner.

>> No.41770443

What if I told you that in 10 years from now KS sells out and mge us mainstream?

>> No.41770451

I just got 100 on an exam without studying at all

>> No.41770452

>>41770443
I'd tell you GOOD MORNING SIR

>> No.41770476

>>41770443
In 10 years most of us will have either died or joined the nearest cannibal biker gang, so it won't affect us either way.

>> No.41770483

>>41770451
Eating Haku-sensei's pussy doesn't count as studying?

>> No.41770489

>>41770002
M-monster girl THREAT?

>> No.41770504

>>41770413
>foxes "ruining" bloodlines of self-loathing incel anons who feel like genetic mistakes

>> No.41770506
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41770506

>>41770489
THREAT DISPLAY

>> No.41770526

>>41770483
it does increase int but not as much drinking haku milk tho

>> No.41770535

>>41770476
>tfw get to be that guy who keeps babbling about witches and baphomets while eating brains
>other people think you are just a crazy christian who snapped after the bombs dropped
>you're actually pretty good for morale because nobody knows what cunny means so mistake it for some sort of latin thing.

>> No.41770536

>>41770506
I'm in danger

>> No.41770546

>>41770506
lmao, fucking chunni

>> No.41770560

>>41770506
Turn on the wind machine, my beloved husband!

>> No.41770568
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41770568

>>41770489
Drink the milk, or else...!

>> No.41770582

>>41770443
>MGE netflix adaptation
>only sex shown is with gay and lesbian couples
>corruption and extremists are gone
>women cannot monsterize into monster girl at all, men can't Alp either
>Sabbath completely nuked and Stalin'd from the memory, just mentioning it gets you banned from any nu-MGE fan community
>Order are just saturday morning cartoon villains used to show why being a xenophobe is bad, worst thing they do is pestering people with petitions
>harems don't exist
>no more mana transfer and magic spunk in general, monster girls can fuck around and it's shown several times
>MC is a sassy, powerful human woman often lecturing monster girls on being proper women and knowing their worth

>> No.41770599
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41770599

I'd lose to a white-haired succ.

>> No.41770600

>>41770568
Or else what?

>> No.41770602

>>41770489
I did that on purpose.

>> No.41770604

>>41770568
Or else what?

>> No.41770606

>>41770568
if haku is so msamrt, she now that men stronger than woman it is naturelaw

>> No.41770613

Are masterclass kikus ronin?

>> No.41770614
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>>41770396
look what horrible abomination youve created Anon! how can you live with yourself, bringing such a impure being into this world?

>> No.41770620
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41770620

>>41770203
ONE MAN, ONE WIFE!

>> No.41770624

>>41770606
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

>> No.41770629

>>41770624
makes no fucking sense, you are trash and cringe

>> No.41770633

>>41770606
>msamrt

>> No.41770643
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41770643

>>41770614
Great, anon has spawned another lazy NEET that's going to eventually mooch off some unfortunate soul

>> No.41770648

>>41770633
sorri, drink gallon of wurm milk a day for strong

>> No.41770655

>>41770600
>>41770604
You don't want to find out.
>>41770606
Human men are stronger than human women. Men aren't stronger than cows.

>> No.41770661
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41770661

>>41770476
Post apocalyptic mgs

>> No.41770664

>>41770655
yes tehy are, pa wrestles with one everyday in bed

>> No.41770669
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41770669

She's coming (and cumming) for you... Run.

>> No.41770674

>>41770655
I do not fear monsters with empty threats.
I will NOT drink the milk.
I must go on a quest to defeat the boss of hagville.

>> No.41770694

>>41770674
wrestle her into a mating press, you gotta drink some wurm or even dragon holst milk as you train tho, preferably straight from the teat

>> No.41770702

>>41770664
You can't confirm that he wins.

>> No.41770708

>>41770702
ma doesnt win either

>> No.41770711
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41770711

>>41770674
The Tzitzimitl mayor likes candles, chocolate, and fresh marrow. Hope you like skelly's, anon...

>> No.41770718

>>41770711
fuck off

>> No.41770719

>>41770169
>make dog park
>can't park my dog there
the city council more like the city clown-cil. although no, a joke like that is offencive to Bogeys.

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41770731

Double Dragon

>> No.41770734

>>41770719
and you just offended bogies, expect the circus du fuck outside your house protesting. Bogeys are the plush toy, Bogies are the clown

>> No.41770748

>>41770731
i see two reptilian walls lmao

>> No.41770767

>>41770731
this is bullshit, I'm only level 3

>> No.41770784

>>41770669
not yet

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41770791

>>41770719
>a joke like that is offencive to Bogeys
Indeed it is, and I have been asked to read a statement just handed to me, on behalf of the Bogey secret police, ahem.
>We are watching
>We are listening
>We are coming for you
>We will find you
What could that mean? Sounds concerning. Not as concerning as the guttural noises that emanated from the city council when asked for comment, but possibly more ominous.

>> No.41770803

>>41770791
If she turns around in that office everything on that desk will be on the floor.

>> No.41770827

>>41770791
bogie! not Bogey, is it so hard to remeber?

>> No.41770844

>>41770827
yes.
both are big, both go boogey woogey boogie woogie, the names sound similar, and i can't for the life of me remember that Y means plush, and I means clown.

>> No.41770877

>>41770844
No Bogey, goes
"Snuggle snuggle"
Bogie goes
"Ha haha honk honk ha hah"

>> No.41770880

>>41770791
Tell anon is it true?

>> No.41770910
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41770910

>>41770880
In an effort to understand your question, I enlisted the help of our town's most cunning linguist, and am happy to report that...Oh God, that feels good!

>> No.41770924

>>41770844
Y has arms out ready to hug, that can help you remember.

>> No.41770955

>Automaton perpetually self-updates itself
>Locks you in the safety of the house with hundreds of sex droids under her command
>You're constantly bred with by the most advanced and beautiful sex-robots, fed five-star gourmet food, provided endless entertainment, have health maintained making you live forever, and each droid has a unique personality you can interact with as if they were real people
Would you give up on the outside world for this?

>> No.41770965

>>41770955
I'm not a fan of robots but if the only alternative is current life - sure

>> No.41770975

>>41770955
Can I talk yo the outside world via internet and post drawing?

>> No.41770977

>>41770199
Gonna take a bus to Winterstown and shout out that I'm not from Winterstown and I've got no business being in Winterstown

>> No.41770976

>>41770955
why must I give up the outside world? i can't exactly take the Automaton (or her drones) out on a fancy date within the confines of my home, and I don'tthink the underground research facility she took over as her home has anything fancier than a canteen.

>> No.41771001

>>41770955
Can I have sex bots made how I wish?

>> No.41771050
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41771050

>>41770955
But I would want to explore the universe with my robogf and her harem extension

>> No.41771058
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41771058

I am sure you have even more ideas for pics

>> No.41771060

>>41771001
why not, that's basically required for maximum semen production

>> No.41771061

>>41771058
Tall living doll

>> No.41771070

>>41771058
kiki being princess carried by anon

>> No.41771075

>>41771058
Smug Cait sith

>> No.41771080

>>41770976
VR simulation chamber. The outside world is too dangerous.

>> No.41771083

>>41771058
A Greenworm eating a spicy chili and getting tears in her eyes

>> No.41771101

>>41771080
Can I at least talk to the outside and draw and view porn?

>> No.41771102

>>41771058
lil wolf wearing a pointy wizard hat

>> No.41771107
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41771107

>>41771058
Runya dressed up aas a magical girl

>> No.41771109

>>41771058
I have a lot of ideas, but I lack the skill to draw it myself. If you want an idea draw a succubus with XBOXHUEG horns.

>> No.41771113

>>41771080
it can't be that bad, besides i don't want to be out there alone anyways, so i'd be glad to have her drones watch over me while i take one of them on a date. It's not like there's a nuclear apocalypse happening outside, right?

>> No.41771119

>>41771058
Bottom heavy Automaton named aunt fannie

>> No.41771126

>>41770975
No, you'll get gremlin stalker girls wanting to kidnap you and take you to her test chambers to see how powerful your penis has become

>> No.41771130

>>41771109
I ain't him bu I can give a small sketch

>> No.41771135

>>41771058
mino sleeping comfy

>> No.41771136

>>41771126
How, I'm just posting drawings of sexy monster girls

>> No.41771149

>>41771058
More cute griffon stretching like a cat

>> No.41771150

>>41771136
They can detect the way you draw based on your penis stats

>> No.41771151

>>41771135
Minos?

>> No.41771159

>>41771150
im posting a drawing of a monster girl not my wiener
>>41771151
slang for minotaur

>> No.41771181

>>41771109
>>41771130
so just how big do you want the horns when compared to the succ?

>> No.41771192

>>41771181
Like that one Mesopotamian mommy from fate I don't remember her name

>> No.41771200

>>41771119
I don't get it

>> No.41771225

>>41771192
Tiamat

>> No.41771227
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41771227

>>41771192
tiamat?

>> No.41771239
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41771239

>>41771227
Bigger horns!

>> No.41771245
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41771245

>>41771151
ye

>> No.41771250

>>41771239
so something like that big, got any designs for said horns also color of succ

>> No.41771254

>>41771239
I wish to be the father of all dragons alongside the mother

>> No.41771262

>>41771254
i would so ask my eldest, "wheres your husband" once they reach adulthood

>> No.41771279

>>41771181
>>41771130
thanks

Ibuki doji for example has some interesting lightning shaped horns or even KC's demon or onis in general have nice ones.
I like 'em with sharp turns and pointy but just draw you guys what you want, play around and go wild with shapes and whatnot.

>> No.41771290

>>41771109
>but I lack the skill to draw it myself.
Then just use SD to build a proof of concept at least

>> No.41771314

>>41771290
SD?

>> No.41771315
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41771315

>>41770002

>> No.41771319

>>41771290
that i can agree with
>>41771314
stable diffusion

>> No.41771371

>>41771262
>ask your eldest, turbo-virgin neet children
>"Where's my granddaughters?"

>> No.41771376

>>41771262
Parents who ask their children "grandkids when" are the same ones who celebrate when their kids kidnap some poor level 1 adventurer off the street. Dragons and other high-tier monsters shouldn't feel pressured to do this!

>> No.41771389

>>41771371
if this keeps up for 2 more years, im literally buying her a young boy to raise as her husband
>>41771376
Hence why i only ask my eldest who are 27 in dragon years. And I will teach all my kids what do men like and how to get some along with my wife as in dating strategies

>> No.41771408

>>41771389
I'm going to go down to the nearest village and kidnap the loneliest man there to bring home to her.

>> No.41771484

>Work up courage to ask childhood friend hebi out
>Go to the shrine and ask her out on a date
>Only after very angry hebi knocks the ice cream out of my hand and slaps me with blue fire
>Figure out that was my childhood friend, and the hebi I took out on a date was some random hebi

>> No.41771488

>>41771484
Huh?

>> No.41771493

>>41771484
anon, are u face blind?

>> No.41771504

Seaport fox where

>> No.41771519

>>41771239
>>41771227
>>41771225
I seek to start a draconic dynasty

>> No.41771564

>>41771519
And then?

>> No.41771602

>>41771376
High level monsters should feel pressured to do this until I'm the poor level 1 adventurer getting grabbed. Then they can stop

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>>41770002

>> No.41771659
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41771659

I can take her.

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>> No.41771693

>>41771493
Don’t all hebis look the same to you?

>> No.41771698
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>> No.41771714

>>41771484
>be Anon
>meet Hebi for second date
>still not sure she isn't CHF as a lot of hebis have similar traits in common
>open air restaurant, nice lunch, conversation
>another Hebi slides arond the corner
>launches herself at Hebi date
>clash of two large whitesneks
>writhing, hissing, spitting, furniture smashing, clothes tearing, hairpulling, wrapping, twisting...
>two highly passionate naked Hebis coiling across the floor
>Anon realises
>only one way to stop them
>Anon dives headfirst into the snekcoil
>and thats how Anon's Hebi harem started
>.
>.
>six weeks after the scandalous double-hebi marriage
>the media Ratas went on to something else
>Anon answers a knock at the door
>its Anon's Hebi CHF
>she's holding a copy of last week's MGC Tribune
>... and a small suitcase

>> No.41771735 [DELETED] 

>>41771669
Is idolmaster allowed herem

>> No.41771754

>>41771656
harlot(s) sport edition

>> No.41771760

>>41771058
Fancy Kulve Taroth?

>> No.41771762

>>41771735
idolmasters are allowed harems, yes

>> No.41771794

>>41771669
Is idolmaster allowed here?

>> No.41771826

>>41771564
Expand to new planets

>> No.41771867

>>41771794
rather have that than the chink gachas at least

>> No.41771872
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41771872

>>41771794
if it is a monster girl, sure!

>> No.41771877

>>41771760
Ya really want that Taroth, huh. Isn't the basic monster fancy enough though

>> No.41771883
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41771883

>>41771061
Height not specified, made the girl TOL

>> No.41771911

>>41771883
Boy it sure is embarrassing when people find out you sleep with a doll that's bigger than you

>> No.41771915
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41771915

>>41771290
I think its easier for me to just give a sketch how I imagined it. Its like a demon's but combined with the succs.

>> No.41771920

>>41771867
>>41771872
Yeah but I had an anon throw a fit for posting idolmaster because one of the games had a tranny

>> No.41771922

>>41771883
who needs a bed when you have a beeg doll?

>> No.41771937

>>41771915
It's easier to just sit and wait apathetically for extinction

>> No.41771941

>>41771937
what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.41771944
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41771944

Wurm!

>> No.41771952

>>41771941
maybe that same anon who keeps going on about nukes

>> No.41771953

>>41771944
That's your answer to everything.

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>>41771944

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41771966

>>41771944
worm

>> No.41771972
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>>41771966
wonderworm

>> No.41771999

>>41771941
It all returns to nothing

>> No.41772013
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>> No.41772015

>>41771920
Some people here have fits over everything, even mge girls they don't like.

>> No.41772019
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>>41771972
cousin wonderworm is a bad influence on poor greenworm, say no to drugs kids!

>> No.41772024

>>41771920
It did?

>> No.41772032

>>41771877
Can't go wrong with gold, anon!

>> No.41772058
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>>41772013
>she saw your dick

>> No.41772213

>>41772058
That's how we dress in this house. If she doesn't like it, she can look away.

>> No.41772214

>>41771883
thanks, anon

>> No.41772218
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>>41771920
Sounds like they mixed up Idolmaster and Zombie Land Saga.

>> No.41772262

>>41772218
I miss zls

>> No.41772296

>>41772262
I don't
Freaking bait and switch , had something unique but then turn it into a generic idol anime in the second season
I dropped that shit halfway through.

>> No.41772413

>>41772296
>isekai manga where premise is men are treated like sex slaves
>by third chapter he has a harem
many such cases.

>> No.41772418
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41772418

>>41770002

>> No.41772429

>>41771883
big dolls got me considering

>> No.41772430

>>41772213
>monster girl is a total pervert in bed, starts sucking the dick right after taking it in the ass
>but gets completely flustered when she walks on you naked outside of sexy times
cute

>> No.41772436

>>41772413
Thst makes me ANGRY

>> No.41772440

>who am I quoting?

>> No.41772442

>>41772418
Uhhh, context? Or did you click on the wrong tab and it was meant to go on some gacha general on /vg/?

>> No.41772446

>>41772440
>everybody and nobody

>> No.41772452
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41772452

you've been cornered by a succ in a trenchcoat

>> No.41772460

>>41772418
Vitchi please.

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>>41772452
monsters in trenchcoats are scary

>> No.41772584
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help

>> No.41772589

>>41772576
too skinny for me, overall

>> No.41772616
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>>41772589
Monsters gotta have MEAT on em

>> No.41772620

>>41772442
It's Koyanska from Fate aping the hot new Korean gacha game.

>> No.41772639

I'm going to use a hypnosis app on high-class monsters to make them do my chores instead of having sex with them

>> No.41772652
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>>41772589
be careful what you wish for anon

>> No.41772668

>>41772589
I can't even see her ribs, not anywhere skinny enough I'd say

>> No.41772673

>>41772652
now thats what im talking about

>> No.41772676

Remember not to fall into your Shog.

>> No.41772698
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>>41772676
Is falling for my shog still ok?

>> No.41772704

>>41772576
What if its 3 Baphos in one trenchcoat?

>> No.41772711

>>41772676
Instructions unclear, fell into the abyss of my shog wife maw

>> No.41772715
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>>41770002
Marry and impregnate elves.

>> No.41772718

>>41772715
ruined

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>>41772584
sir, youre clearly touching that fox by yourself out of your own free will. youre gonna have to take responsibility for your actions.

>> No.41772735

>>41772698
What a nice lady

>> No.41772744

You guys are mean

>> No.41772756

>>41772698
How can you resist?

>> No.41772759

>>41772756
>How can you resist?
By thinking about kikis disappointed face

>> No.41772766

>>41770112
>rhodium stockpile
This mf stealing catalytic converters.

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>>41772759
I'm sure they'll get along just fine

>> No.41772778

>>41772766
So that's why they keep going after cars.

>> No.41772801

>>41772698
How do shogs suduce a man?

>> No.41772809

How do I cure my home of shog corruption before shog takes over?

>> No.41772815

>>41772801
Usually they just wake him up from his depression nap.

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>> No.41772827

>>41772809
Too late anon, walls are her, floors are her, (You)'re her

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>>41772801
Reading maid fan fics and going from there

>> No.41772834

>>41772801
depends on how much spookiness you want

>> No.41772845

Gonna walk into random caves until I find a hobgoblin wife wish me luck

>> No.41772860

>>41772834
>how much spookiness you want
I want to be terrified, I want to be exhausted, crying my eyes out, adrenaline flowing threw my vains

>> No.41772864

>>41772845
for a second there I read that as hologram wife

>> No.41772877

>>41772860
>crying my eyes out
Really?

>> No.41772880
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>>41772845
What if you walk into an ushi cave instead?

>> No.41772886

>>41772877
I am not a brave man anon, I'd probably have a mental breakdown after the shotgun doesn't work against the advancing wall of purple goo

>> No.41772931

>>41772860
>uncover a shog who was buried under a glacier for the last million years
>she wants to be friends but she doesn't know any human language and she's hasn't thawed out enough to take on a human form

>> No.41772932

>>41772880
The risk was calculated however I am not a smart man

>> No.41772940

>>41772880
Ushis are just big hobgoblins
>Horns
>Big tits
>A little slow

>> No.41772958

>>41772940
They don't always handle corners well but they're fast enough in a straight line.

>> No.41773016
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The time of the pharaoh is over, the age of kot has begun

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>>41773016
but anon, it's always been the age of kot

>> No.41773029

>>41773016
Plans for a cat uprising always seem to vanish right around their midday nap

>> No.41773049

>>41773025
Age of empires

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>no snake wife to watch Stargate with

>> No.41773185

It's disturbing that a kikimroa would trick her master into drinking vodka that's mixed with her pussy-cum.

>> No.41773355
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>>41773167
But does she wear the cosplay during?

>> No.41773388

>>41773355
before, during and after

>> No.41773434
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>>41773355
>Snek goes to her mage friend for "a favor"
>That night she scares the shit out of her husband by doing the Goa'uld eye flash

>> No.41773436 [DELETED] 

>>41772824
Damn slutty monster children

>> No.41773452

>>41773185
>Tricking
You look her right in the eye as you drink it down, complimenting the taste.

>> No.41773485

>>41773434
I'm getting the toy P90 out and chasing her around the pyramid if she does that

>> No.41773495

>>41773185
i don't drink at all so i will never be fooled by this

>> No.41773508

>>41773185
A shog would never resort to such trickery.

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>>41770002

>> No.41773572

Please post monsters preying on innocent shotas

>> No.41773591

>>41773522
what would be a good offering for the snek temple?

>> No.41773601
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41773601

Snakes with thick tails

>> No.41773660

>>41771883
Big girls (are) for me

>> No.41773675
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>>41771070
that position was really hard for me plus I was playing with brushes so sorry If that one's not so great

>> No.41773681

>>41771376
>Implying that's bad
The only issue is they should be aiming higher. I would be way more proud if they captured a high level adventurer.

>> No.41773710

>>41773675
Great stuff as always anon

>> No.41773713

>>41773681
The first fifteen kids did, the rest had to make do with the new ones! People can't even get past the starting zone anymore! How is a man to make an honest living and find true love when he's unceremoniously taken by some random vampire now? Or even worse when a Dhampir declares your part of her party despite the few centuries of skill difference?

>> No.41773739

>>41773713
Just go talk to one of those nice dragons in the starting tavern. Nobody messes with a dragon rider, even at level 1.

>> No.41773761

>>41773675
lovely
>>41773713
easy, just say no with your mouth and your heart

>> No.41773836

>>41773675
smol kiki
looks good, drawfriend

>> No.41773853

>>41773836
Portamaid

>> No.41773900

>>41773739
>talk to one of those nice dragons in the starting tavern
Those are wyverns, though.

>> No.41773920

>>41773900
Nothing wrong with them.

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>>41773900
The important thing is she'll take you wherever you need to go and fight off any other monsters that try to grab you. What more could you ask for?

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>>41773572

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41774119

To answer an anon from a previous thread: Yes, a miss Yeti can and will keep you warm in a Fimbulwinter. Even scare aware pesky single Draugr thots!

>> No.41774128

>>41774086
me in the center

>> No.41774143

are there monsters that are also sexy children?

>> No.41774188
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>>41774143
Of course.

>> No.41774194

>>41774143
all children are sexy.

>> No.41774204

>>41774143
what if

loli night gaunt

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>>41774204
Fantastic idea.

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>>41774204
Father-husband on the back

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41774229

>>41774143
maybe

>> No.41774261

>>41774119
I can tell this Yeti is very cool because of her sunglasses.

>> No.41774285

which monster would most likely natural have a retrowave color palette

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>>41774285

>> No.41774304

>>41774296
so miss flayer loves those colors as well, does she also listen to 80s rock and pop?

>> No.41774329 [DELETED] 

>>41774143
You mean there are monster children that aren't sexy?

>> No.41774338
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>>41774143

>> No.41774339
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The wise owl of the woods disapproves of calling children sexy.

>> No.41774357

>>41774339
2D lolis can be

>> No.41774464

Beware of Shogs replacing your internal organs

>> No.41774478
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>>41774464
It would be an improvement.

>> No.41774487

>>41774464
i could use a little redundancy. one hearts pretty lame

>> No.41774490 [DELETED] 

>>41774478
That doesn't sound like an improvement

>> No.41774514
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>>41774490
It sounds like a huge improvement. Now you have a multifunctional heart that perpetually heals itself and will always beat strongly.

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>>41774339
Adult owls with big hooters are ones that deserve that kind of attention.
>>41774464
>>41774478
I'd be grateful to Shoggy for giving me better lungs.

>> No.41774533

>>41774490
>>41774514
>get shot through the heart
>AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>heart just seals the hole like nothing ever happened

>> No.41774534

I always loved the trope of "rich falls in love with poor, ends up living by choice in the poor's lifestyle with a simpler but more fulfilling life"
On that note could a Vampire be convinced to leave her castle to live a simple town life with (you)? Also is vampire haughtiness a genetic trait or is it a consequence of the lifestyle? For example if your standard human country bumpkin girl gets vamped does she still like to ride the donkey to sell turnips to the market or she'll start demanding a royal carriage and blurt disgusted "eews" when picking up vegetables

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41774548

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.41774559

>>41774548
I'll glue your nostrils together.

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>> No.41774571

>>41774548
Introducing all new Nuki Breath BGone, the specially formulated mouthwash that removes nuki breath no matter how much they nibble on rice or lick coins.

>> No.41774597
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>> No.41774625

>>41774571
No, that's evil!

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>> No.41774762
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41774762

Big mana tanks

>> No.41774773

How do I get out of a old hags basements, I went into the van that said free art teachers

>> No.41774782
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41774782

>>41774514
>>41774478
>>41774533
You have convinced me, I would like to see her now

>> No.41774786
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>> No.41774806

>>41774773
Wish upon a star, and hope...

>> No.41774807

>>41774464
I need ShogEyes, mine are awful.

>> No.41774808
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>>41774339

>> No.41774816

>>41774773
You have to solve a convoluted adventure game puzzle and unscrew the air vent cover with a banana fishing rod or something.

>> No.41774820

>>41774806
Can I at least pray for an art teacher?

>> No.41774831
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>>41774762
Tell me more.

>> No.41774834
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>> No.41774848

>>41774834
I want to bring shoggirls from planet shog onto my ship and spread them to other worlds in order to shoggify them as well.

>> No.41774857

>>41774831
mana is stored in the thighs

>> No.41774859

>>41774808
Need a pic like this but with ratas instead

>> No.41774861

>>41774831
Why are magic woman sexy

>> No.41774863

>>41774786
Cyber Kiki
aka, KIKI 4000

>> No.41774865

>>41774857
No, mana is stored in the ovaries. That's why any magically gifted women tend to pass it on to their babies.

>> No.41774874

>>41774861
vanity + magic = pretty

>> No.41774875

A hellhound girl invited me over for a sleepover, but when I got to her neighborhood, the urban slums I visited was probably the most fucked up ghetto even for hellhound ghetto standards.
Illegal necromancy rituals, magic spell shoot-outs by rival sabbath branches, raging mushroom smuggling, robberies, vandalism, kejourous selling themselves to underaged boys, crazy hobo rats breaking into everyone's apartments, and the destructive juvenile rave parties that always end with boys screaming for help and begging to stop during the after-party mass-rape orgies.

>> No.41774880

>>41774865
>>41774857
Mana is stored in the breasts

>> No.41774891

>>41774880
No, milk is, silly.

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>>41774875
Fuck, i loled.

>> No.41774901
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>> No.41774912
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>> No.41774919

>>41774891
as well as mana, if you drink magic milk, you get magic

>> No.41774921

>>41774891
It's mana milk

>> No.41774923

>>41774865
>mana is stored in the ovaries
It explains why Sabbaths like theirs in peak condition.

>> No.41774924

>>41774919
Oh no no no no, I ain't falling for that one again

>> No.41774936

>>41774919
This is an obvious trick by stupidly big chested witches

>> No.41774952
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>>41774936
Is that's true then why is this cow so magic?

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>>41774952
And why is this magic so cow?

>> No.41774967

>>41774924
>>41774936
i did it and i got magic

>> No.41774987

>>41774893
hellhounds are okay.

>> No.41775005
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>>41774848

>> No.41775006

>>41774987
black sclera edges them a little above average for me

>> No.41775036
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>>41770002

>> No.41775048
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>>41774952
>>41774936
Hag and loli magic are their own separate schools. Dark mages get more meaty and milky as their mana grows. Witches get larger hats and more chunni or slutty outfits.

>> No.41775064
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41775064

>>41774957
magic stays near the heart

>> No.41775103

>>41775048
>get larger hats and more chunni or slutty outfits
That's all of them anon...

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>>41774875
>Dude I just love the hustle and bustle of the city, it's so dynamic, it makes me feel like I am right in the middle of one of my favorite tv shows, Mamano PD

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>> No.41775222

>>41774762
>>41774831
Is it wrong if I chose to romance the lone single Fatui Cicin Mage instead?

>> No.41775234
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Gobs

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>> No.41775255

>>41775246
i don't bend like that

>> No.41775260

>>41775255
You will.

>> No.41775262

>>41775141
i wish ms hellhound would stop frisking me

>> No.41775274

>>41775103
Nah, witches need the outfits to appeal to their baph masters and collect magic. It's kinda like being a magical girl, but the mascot is a lewd demon goat. Dark mages are just perverted larpers that copied the anesthetic. They just sit around and masturbate until eventually her lust forms into actual sex magic. That's why mana is stored in their tits, they groped themselves for so long that it started collecting mamano mana into them.

>> No.41775289

>>41775260
if only i knew her devious intentions at the start of yoga instructions

>> No.41775292

>>41775274
It's strange to think there are ten thousand year old single baphomets that go to their sabbaths black mass every month or so and just watch.

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>>41775262
Officer Hellwan always be stopping me when I am just going to the circle k to get some milk at 3am, says it's time for a cavity search and she proceeds to stuff both of my head between her legs. Frankly I've gotten so used to it and finding her in my living room after I get off work that it seems normal now.

>> No.41775317

>>41775292
i guess somebody has to be the designated driver

>> No.41775371

>>41775292
She's trying, but most onii-chans are low level and are too scared to approach her. Plus the ones that aren't scared usually get raped by the mid-boss lolis before they reach her anyway. Maybe if she grows her cult enough it make the humans send a big strong hero for her to convert. Maybe she should have been a krampus...

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>>41775371
all the cool rituals are out in the woods anyway

>> No.41775428

a tip for new adventurers, you can save money and mana if you have a lactating Healer/ nun in your party

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Stay comfy anons

>> No.41775450

>>41775437
Oh Comfy greenworm from the thread, what is thy wisdom?

>> No.41775457

>>41775428
i posit the barometz. transportation, milk, wool and jelly in one girl.

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!WARNING!
Fat Cats Approaching
https://litter.catbox.moe/5r4e5m.png

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>>41775459
this feels like one of those scripted encounters you can't win

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>>41775495
Depending on your point of view, it's also impossible to lose.

>> No.41775515

>>41775512
Why isn't that cat wearing pants?

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>>41775515
Why would she?

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>>41770955
>endless entertainment
Automatons are one of my favorites, but here's the golden question, can I still play games? Or play cooperative games with some of them? If so then Im golden and I don't think I would care about leaving the outside world, or if I could mod them by hand so I could have fun messing with their components and have one of them be a yandere.

>> No.41775562

>>41775551
Girls only play the sims

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>>41775515
When's the last time you saw a cat wearing pants?
Exactly.

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>>41775570
What? That's bullshit I'll find a picture right now

>Dress
>Skirt
>Bikini
>Leotard
>Stocking
>Panties

Huh...

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>>41775570

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>> No.41775631

>>41774859
is that a request?

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>> No.41775669

>>41775450
Sleep and veggies makes you feel better

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>>41775450

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>>41775635
I'm going to go diving for treasure. How tough can a bunch of fish girls be?

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creepy dark mage is better that normal dark mage

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>>41775570
sounds like they need pants correction

>> No.41775726

>>41775622
Red cars are an even bigger police magnet in MGC.

>> No.41775862

i want to slap chechire butt like a bongo

>> No.41775892

>>41775862
I want a Cheshire to affectionately touch me with her big furry paws.
Or any girl with paws. The furrier the better.

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>>41775862
>doing what she wants
what's next, are you going to marry her?

>> No.41775902

>>41775895
>are you going to marry her?
only her butt

>> No.41775949

need fluffy hellhounds to rub me in their scent so I smell like smoke and roasted cocoa beans all over

>> No.41775952

>>41775902
you just can't marry a butt anon

>> No.41775972

>>41775895
the penultimate prank

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This is your manager for today.

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>>41775895
Impossible

The button hasn't even been pressed yet

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>>41775984
That button just summons another one
Better not smash it

>> No.41775992

>>41775984
I'm gonna hit the smug button without removing the glass so those dumb cats will be too worried about the class cutting my hands to be smug

>> No.41775999

>>41775992
one of them is a nurse, she cam care for you while the others smug all over you

>> No.41776011

>>41775984
is there an "un-smug" button?

>> No.41776021

>>41776011
Yes.
But it actually just increases the smug.

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>>41775999
I would never trust a chesh claiming to be a medical professional

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>>41776011
Yes, but you must grab chesh's tail, stroke it from the base to the tip 5 times, then her button will appear.

>> No.41776040

>>41775711
>where is my assistant
>i want to go home

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>>41776030
Call it a hunch, but I think you're lying anon

>> No.41776088

fuck your cursed gun anon, its giving those fuck me eyes again, did you oil her well?

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>>41776058
Cheshire is an honest cat and would never lie.

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>>41776109
man, i like her meaty auntie better

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>>41776109
>big purple paws typed this post

>> No.41776134

>>41776109
Cheshires never lie, but they never tell the truth either. That's how they get you.

>> No.41776162

>>41776129
I want to make auntie chesh smile again by telling her a corny joke!

>> No.41776163

I'll prank that dumb purple cat with the all time classic fake stick of gum trick

>> No.41776166

>>41776162
>>41776162
you can also do that by roughly groping her

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>>41776088
No, but I did fix her wiring and clean some scorch marks... Oh Bearer Mine.

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>>41776129
>Anon Hasn't figured out that thin chesh, and meaty chesh are the same chesh. And yes, just because you fucked both of them at the same time doesn't mean that they are two seperate entities.

>> No.41776183

>>41776179
so quantum physics basically

>> No.41776187

>>41776166
How about softly groping? While whispering sweet nothings into her ears?

>> No.41776192

>>41776187
that also gets her smiling as well

>> No.41776202

>>41774490
i need new lungs, mine were crap at birth, also need knees and shins, joints suck and shin splints hurt, hell id settle for shoes

>> No.41776207

>>41776187
you just now made a grave mistake, you made a single chesh whose been single for god knows how long

>> No.41776218

>>41776207
Time to finish her off with a romantic date and a chaste peck on the cheek after walking her home

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>Mankind is bred
>Cum is fuel
>Hell is horny

>> No.41776226

anon that aint even a girl for fuck sakes

>> No.41776236

>>41776226
Mirage is a girl. In fact, she's the prettiest girl in town!

>> No.41776239

>>41776218
>You try to leave
>You end up kissing her on the lips
>You try leaving
>You end up frenching her.....
>You try leaving
>You end up making out with her in her bed

>> No.41776251

>>41776239
B-but that was only suppose to happen after a couple of more dates...

>> No.41776313

>>41776251
She's also counting all the undates the two of you went on. If you count those it's really quite impressive she hasn't lost control and just fucked you into her bed already.

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What do you guys think of this vampire here?

>> No.41776354

>>41776313
>it's really quite impressive she hasn't lost control and just fucked you into her bed already.
>instead she just uses you as a daki while purring in her sleep
Well I guess that's fine too

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>>41776349
chunni dorks who should be (lovingly) bullied

>> No.41776360

>>41776349
Do "Old Money" Vampire families pay their taxes?

>> No.41776370

>>41776360
Yea, but it’s all on the income from prior investments that have made. Lots of grandfathering in.

>> No.41776476

>>41776109
>>41776058
>>41776133
Not only would I sniff cheshire cat breath, but I'd sniff other parts of her as well. Even those lewd bits!

>> No.41776503

>>41776133
I'm going to blow into her ears and make them twitch.

>> No.41776523

>>41776503
>How to desmug a cheshire

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>>41776503
please don't mess with her ears, it's the source of her smug

>> No.41776542

Hey anons, i've been using sugoi translator along with deepL to MTL a story from kurobine2 and I wanted to know what your thoughts are about the bit I've got thus far.



>The mansion is dark and silent at night. A girl walks down the hallway. She's very small, clad in a maid uniform. Although she's twenty years old, she's not much taller than a ten-year-old girl.

>However, her face was filled with both innocence and the bewitching charm of an adult. Her name was Luca—A Kikimora girl. She was currently working as a maid in this mansion.

>She took a deep breath and brushed away the flaxen hair on her face with her hand. At the same time, cute animal ears popped out from under her hair and twitched as if to express her feelings.

>(It's your duty today, isn't it...?)

>Her fluffy tail wagged furiously feeling a faint sense of anticipation and excitement. Her neat face was slightly flushed and the way the moonlight illuminated it was somehow magical.

>Right now, she and her master were the only ones in the mansion. The other servants had returned home, and her master was still single. That was why, just for tonight, this mansion belonged to the two of them alone.

>She walked swiftly toward the bedroom where her master awaits her. However, the fact that she does not flutter her maid's uniform was impressive.

>Arriving in front of her master's bedroom door in no time, she took a deep breath, and then gave a reserved knock.

>"Come in."

>What came back was a calm voice. She slowly opened the door and looked at the man sitting on the bed. He was in his mid-twenties and looked young and strong. He had a somewhat tough face and a solid build, and was two heads taller than her. He might have seemed like a warrior, but he was, in fact, just a merchant.

>"Good evening, Master. I am here to serve you again today."

>She lifted the hem of her maid uniform and gave a bow. Her master returned the bow, and then beckoned her with a flourish.


I just wanted to know if there's anything I should consider while doing this and if anyone would be interested in the whole thing when I finish it.

>> No.41776555

>>41774090
shouldn't she be a dragon?

>> No.41776661

>>41776542
I think it's nice and understandable, good job.

>> No.41776698

Need brazilian wandering spider girl

>> No.41776718

>>41776698
>Spider with a big backpack made out of webbing
>she hums a samba/mambo while hitchhiking

>> No.41776720

What’s the best way to impress Apophis-chan leader of the Desert Delinquents gang so she’ll let me join?

>> No.41776733

>>41776718
>"What, did you expect me to bite you and give you a painful erection?"
>"I-I can do that if you want"

>> No.41776789

>>41776720
walk like an Egyptian

>> No.41776821

>>41776720
Be good at shooting sand nigger

>> No.41776833

>>41776821
just because Anon is a lousy shot, doesn't mean you get to call him racial slurs, you meanie

>> No.41776843

>>41776542
>You will never be a merchant with a cute kikiloli maido
It's not fair bros!

>> No.41776983

>>41775036
Hags sighted

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Hey girl is your tail a washing machine? Because I have a lot of big loads to dump inside it.

>> No.41777111

>>41777097
Makes me wonder if MGs would love or hate cheesy pickup lines.

>> No.41777122

>>41777111
God imagine what a cheshire would do.

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>>41777111
if I met a real single batcat, I wouldn't use that vulgar line, I'd go for the smoothest one in my arsenal:
>Hey girl, I'm the one. Heard you're looking for me.

>> No.41777245

>>41777111
Probably they would be the same as real life
If their soon to be husband tells them they love it, if it's a random goober they despise it

>> No.41777264

>>41771200
character from the movie Robots, with a rear so large it has it's own wheel.

>> No.41777517

>>41777097
I would sniff manticore breath.
I'd also sniff her the inside of her tail.

>> No.41777593

>>41777097
>babe, what's wrong? you haven't touched your tailpussy ice-cream...

>> No.41777752

>>41772676
gonna swim in my shog like in a pool

>> No.41777753

>>41777593
>Made with real manticore tail juice!

>> No.41777786

I've finally finished the Kikimora x Merchant MTL translation. Don't know where else to put it, so for now it's on https://0paste.com/407025-3c379c2c
This still has another chapter to do, but for now i'm going to bed. For anyone who knows moon and would much rather read it natively, here ya go. http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=3&id=families100

>> No.41777915

>>41777593
I would. Tailpussy is the best. Every girl that doesn't have a tailpussy makes me think do I really want a girl without tailpussy.

>> No.41778025

>>41777786
>"Hmph ────── Gururururu"
> My lover Ket Si is now.
>"Naaaaaa"
> is in estrus.
>“Hmm… I want to have sex”
> He rubbed his face over and over again while I was sitting there.
> And then, he rubs around the crotch area. I'm in estrus.
>"Hey hey... let's have sex" "
>...If it's rubber
>"
>Gee..."
> Now it's useless. It's too early to have children yet.
> I keep saying that I'll wait until my current job is stable, but...
>"Heyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I want to have raw sex! It's like giving birth to a baby!
> " Stand up straight and swing your hips.
> It's a pattern that keeps crying all night if you don't give it to me.  "But I can't afford
>to raise a child right now. Is that okay?

Heh, google.

>> No.41778144

Some anons mentioned drawabox lessons in the previous thread. Is that thing worth to get into? I want to learn how to draw appealing mgs.

>> No.41778158

>>41777915
What tailpussyless girl needs a tailpussy the most?

>> No.41778191

>>41778158
Sandworm

>> No.41778234

>>41778144
You don't really get into it. It's free and looking costs you nothing. Spending a day drawing boxes cannot hurt either

>> No.41778247

>>41778144
It has some good lessons on line stability and stuff, but do follow their advice and spend 60% of the time drawing what you want, or you will get burned out
Their lessons on perspective is also good, but you have all that in pretty much every book about drawing, like Loomis.
I personally never really got far in their course, but I'm also trash, so don't feel obliged to follow my example.

>> No.41778371

how does one do the mating dance of the succ?

>> No.41778399

You find yourself in some limbo realm. Before you are three panels with images for you to choose from:
>5 barbaric but sort of plump p'orcers
>1 sandworm
>2 onis, one blue and one red

Whichever one you select is who you'll be teleported in front of. While not a guarantee, there's a >97% chance that said girl(s) will be your future wife(s).

>> No.41778527

I pick the plump wock that’s so black that she’s literally the color black and her pic has a black background

>> No.41778581

>>41777097
>suspect it's something dangerous, lewd and/or disgusting
>cautiously try a small bit
>it's actually regular (but very good) strawberry and raspberry ice cream, nothing weird about it except the decoration shaped to look like manticore tail
>once you finish the ice cream she takes it as a compliment and rapes you
baited

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I wanna be bullied by mean, smug wasps.

This is almost a perfect wasp specimen, she just needs two extra arms and some chitin around the edges.

>> No.41778925

i wanna fuck river dolphin mgs

>> No.41778976

>>41778712
If they look like that wasp, then I do as well

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flayer with hat

>> No.41779143

>>41779037
She looks classy and like she's up to no good at the same time.

>> No.41779217

>>41779143
She's a detective

>> No.41779248

>>41779143
>>41779217
shes snooping around your house to find wha you like and what you want

>> No.41779254

>>41779037
Reminds me of the cover for an old NES game "Deja Vu"

>> No.41779261

>>41778712
i wanna breed bees until there's no longer a population shortage crisis.

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>>41770002

>> No.41779275

>>41779268
Going on vacation, anon?

>> No.41779284

>>41779268
an albino wurm, wonder if shes a dum yandere
>>41779275
aint him but just noticed she got her lips out

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>> No.41779421

>>41779390
The fox on the right looks like she's doing a lewd gesture

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I'm weak against all cows, but I'm especially weak to milk cows!

>> No.41779450

>>41779037
is this another MTG card drawn with a MGE monster? i love this artist for that, even if i hate MTG and what it's become now

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>>41779390

>> No.41779466

>>41779037
she looks like somebody i should trust

>> No.41779475

>>41779455
ai but i like it honest sucks that its ai generated

>> No.41779490

>>41779475
I don't have any issue with AI art as long as it's good. Unfortunately, foxes aren't good, so it sucks

>> No.41779497

where are all the old monsters at, dont care if im level one

>> No.41779523

>>41779497
>Anon loses to a 278 year old, level 3 slime right outside Startburg.

>> No.41779526

>>41779523
ew, i aint a pedo, at least 5000

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>>41779490
eat your tofu and be a good boy

>> No.41779590

>>41779526
You'll need to grind a little bit for that. I heard there's an incredibly ancient golem that's just starting to stir about. They say she was dormant for 10,000 years at least, but something, no one knows what, has got her on the move. She's a few towns over in Halfway City. But you'll need to be at least level 20 if you want to make it there without getting proactively dated by some other girl first

>> No.41779599

>>41779581
No, I don't like tofu, and I don't like foxes

>> No.41779614
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>>41779599
What did they do to you?

>> No.41779621

>>41779590
aight, just need to drink some of that extra thicc wurm milk and do a training montage high in the mountains around the starting town
>>41779581
and i think i found my teacher

>> No.41779682

>>41779614
Nothing. I just wanna lose to better girls instead like snakes, cats, or cows

>> No.41779689
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>>41770002

>> No.41779726

Post your best holstaur pics please!

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i found a cow in dragonia

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>>41779733
There seems to be quite a few of them there, actually

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>>41779733
I found a cow in Zipangu.

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>>41779762
weird aint it? lots of these cows in dragonia are selling their milk to tourists and especially to single men but almost none of them succed for some reason

>> No.41779817

Shog but in a butler outfit

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>>41779733
there was this one in heaven, too. why do they need cows in heaven?

>> No.41779833

>>41775981
>Am applauded by other coworkers for being able to handle being around her when she calls me in for long meetings in her soundproofed office, her mood has considerably been lifted and the other workers aren't being pushed so hard
>Turns out that I initiated this and dicked her once, each day she calls me in for a "Meeting" which is just codename for booty call.

>> No.41779836

>>41779726
Nah, post flustered anubises instead

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>>41779817

>> No.41779846

>>41779839
Oh no, she's handsome!

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>>41779836

>> No.41779873

>>41779819
The blessed need milk and honey, also why they’re are bees in heaven

>> No.41779886

>>41779857
Anubi are too easy to defeat, that is, if you're willing to lewd one

>> No.41779966 [DELETED] 

When she tries to do snow angles but they always take the form of an angel.

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ELF
SSSEEEEXXXXX

>> No.41780014

Can she cook?

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>> No.41780048

>>41780014
Client side or server side?

>> No.41780078

>>41780048
i mean can she cook for you, make breakfast lunch and dinner

>> No.41780090

>>41779997
I'm not huge on whitehorns but to this day the yandere/stalker whitehorn fanfic is still my favourite oneshot around

>> No.41780103

>>41779997
Whitehorns and all quadruped girls are severely underrated

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>> No.41780128

>>41778712
I started keeping bees this summer. Those wasp thots aren't going to lay a finger on my fuzzy buzzy little frens. Daily reminder that during the winter, bees gather up in the hive into a big snuggle pile to keep warm.

>> No.41780146

>>41779886
Especially easy to defeat a lolinubis

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>> No.41780195

>>41780189
someone needs to lose some damn weight, that carapace is starting to bulge

>> No.41780205

>>41780176
Dumb, easily led birb.

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>> No.41780331

>>41779839
For some reason I find this Shog more appealing than one dressed normally.

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>>41779997
I want to stick my cold hands inside a White Horn's fluffy coat

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>>41780423
What a cute tail. I should flip it up.

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>>41780423
but anon, that's a marriage proposal!

>> No.41780490

the werecat and nekomata might as well not exist

>> No.41780607

>>41780490
Others don't exist either.

>> No.41780660

Whitehorns seem kind until you refuse the ride home and gain a stalker. It's even scarier when her antlers are shedding velvet

>> No.41780674

>>41780607
Ahhhhhh

>> No.41780781

>>41780660
Do white horns shed their antlers every year? Is it weird to keep them?

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>> No.41780812

>>41780781
Keep them and lie to all your friends about what a great hunter you are. Hopefully the whitehorns don't take notice

>> No.41780854

>Anon goes to a Eros church to confess that he doesn't think he deserves love at all but has come to peace with it
>The next day a Eros seraphim shows up at his house and strait up stabs him with a love arrow before throwing him into a crowd of monster girls
Please remember that if you think you cannot find love, Eros will make you find love, willing or not.

>> No.41780866

>>41780854
Eros cannot see me, as I always remain in darkness. Indoors, in my house.

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Why are elves like this

>> No.41780897

>>41780866
Eros sees all and you better belive there's now a Kunoichi hiding in that darkness with you.

>> No.41780902

>>41780871
>go outside!
>goes to the pharmacy
Was it autism?

>> No.41780908

>>41780854
What's stopping me from constantly complaining so I can nab the angels for a massive harem?

>> No.41780915

>>41780902
At least it isn't like she went to bath in a river. Elves have some fetish to pollute pure natural water with their naked bodies.

>> No.41780917

>>41780908
Well, you can most certainly nab and angel, but you'll fall too madly in love with her to ever be able to think of getting a harem.

>> No.41780934

>>41780915
I want to drink elf bath water

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>>41780917
High ranking angels know sharing is caring

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>> No.41780999

>>41780934
Monsters drinking dirty nerd sweat.

>> No.41781006

>Sabbath Kikimora triplets
>One stern and professional
>One deredere to the max
>One mesugaki

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Behold, the white wurm!

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>>41781031
IS THAT

>> No.41781054

>>41781031
>>41779268
Anon...

>> No.41781057

>>41780993
Are parasite slime daughters born infected?
Such a cruel fate

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>>41780988
>Blue Archive
>Last Origin
>Goddess of Victory: Nikke
Who'd have thought that Koreans were such coomers?

>> No.41781074

>>41781031
>>41779268
DORKS

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>>41781069
Kinda ironic it wasn't Japan but Korea this time.
Or rather maybe because they have a different POV. Japan tends to do a lot repetitive, rarely deviating from the norm unless they are going into the full 18+ territory. It's as if the writers of those games are personally just done with some of the tropes.

>> No.41781095

>>41781057
>cruel
how so? she won't have to go through the initial trauma of becoming infested, it'll be the normal state for her

>> No.41781102

>>41778025
I don't know how such a tech company can somehow have one of the worst machine translations.

>> No.41781106

>>41781095
Born a prisoner in her own body. Parasite slimes are fucked up

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>>41775562
>When you go over to your mamano childhood friend's house to play games and ask why her sims family has your last name

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>> No.41781211

>>41781184
Don't say unnecessary things!

>> No.41781239

>>41781204
Round breasts
Round face
I want to grope both

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>> No.41781290

>Calvin and his Jinko childhood friend, Hobbes

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>>41781290

>> No.41781303

>>41781057
>>41781106
they're called parasite slimes but they're mostly a symbiote, helping their host instead of assuming direct control
go read the books

>> No.41781315

>>41781301
I feel like this'd only work if they stayed friends. It just feels wrong otherwise.

>> No.41781339

>>41781315
The next panel is hot shota rape. As is the fate of all media post portal.

>> No.41781355

>>41781315
We all know Calvin is into Susie Perkins, but what species would she turn into?

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>> No.41781380

>>41781355
Susie is the down-to-earth Cheshire who, while being slightly unhinged, is also entirely too puckish for her own good. Probably has won more than a few prank wars against Calvin. Likes pomegranate tea.

>> No.41781436

>>41781298
kaga smiles are so good

>> No.41781519
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41781519

You know just because the symptoms go away doesn't mean you can stop taking the medicine, you need to take it for as long as the doctor ordered or it's meaningless

>> No.41781553

You will marry your dragon sister.

>> No.41781616

>>41781519
>Taking it
>Going to the doctor
Kek, won't happen. No meds

>> No.41781629

>>41781553
I was hoping for my mino childhood friend but I'll take that

>> No.41781631

>>41780973
>tfw 8kg is 8litres of Anon's cum
>it's been a busy weekend

>> No.41781639

>>41781553
No, incest is bad. Besides I promised the nice old dragon across the street I’d marry her.

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>> No.41781659

>>41781639
It's portalin' time. None of us get a choice. First rape, first marry.

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>> No.41781668

>>41781660
>pipe cleaner
oh fuk

>> No.41781680

>>41781668
It actually feels the best

>> No.41781715

>>41781553
but incest is wrong, i don't want other monsters to know me as "the guy who's life-long partners with his sister"

>> No.41781741

>>41781668
Painful, i hate it.

>> No.41781760

>>41781660
Ribbed multitongue kisses

>> No.41781794
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How long should I play along when a monster says she’s going to “eat” me

>> No.41781808

>>41781794
drop to your knees and say you'll eat her first

>> No.41781864
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Dwarves should be stocky.

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>>41781864
Big fan of Kui dwarves

>> No.41781903

>>41781864
I agree, but I wish there was another short non-loli species to take their place instead.

>> No.41781910

>>41781895
How does she do it?

>> No.41781915

https://files.catbox.moe/f158bm.png
please help anons sex ed did not prepare me for this
why are there five holes if i only have one benis

>> No.41781939

>>41781910
By being the biggest crpg fan in japan

>> No.41781947

>>41779857
! !

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I miss summer...

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>>41781956
I don't.

>> No.41781982

>>41781956
I don't, bring on the winter.

>> No.41781992

>>41781956
>miss
And then?

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>ywn be hunted by a horny White Fatalis

>> No.41782107

>>41781956
but it's been hot the past few weeks

>> No.41782109

>>41782072
Is this from disgae?

>> No.41782115
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spooky house comes with a free maid

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War is escalating and I can't sleep. Just listening to Eurobeat and compulsively following the happening.
Let it end.

>> No.41782123

I need some wholesome passionate sex and love with morning after stories. Preferably hellhounds but anything mostly human shaped works.

>> No.41782126

>>41781553
>be Anon
>at 5yo, the Portals open and Dad remarries Ms.Echidna
>by 10-12yo, Anon has 6 step-sisters
>as mamonos develop faster, they're all in his class
>the 6 sisters keep their Anon oniisan safe from other thirsty classmates
>the whole school thinks Anon is a harem siscon
>"sisterfucker"
>until he finally meets his fated CHF mamono

>> No.41782130

>>41782122
Didn't read the news, what's happening miss jar ?

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>>41782130
Russian missiles hit Poland and killed two people

>> No.41782145

>>41782079
Is she gonna adorn me in her armor to try and turn me into one of her kind?

>> No.41782150

How can I work for Druella or the Demon Realm itself?

>> No.41782151

>>41782145
She might break off a few scales to make into a bracelet or something so she always knows where you are, but she ain't pissed enough to try and convert you. Yet.

>> No.41782159

>>41782136
Oh, deep in Polandor or at the border ?

>> No.41782162

>>41782136
I was worried too until I saw where the missles hit , damn right on the border between Ukraine and Poland which means that the missle operator just overshot their target a bit and it went into Poland, fairly easy to argue that this was an accident and not a provocation and does not warrant article 5

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>>41782130
Here anon, take this. It's your get out of nuclear holocaust free card.
You just have to marry the cunny
Will KC update his game before the bombs?

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>>41782136
>>41782159
>>41782162
it's most likely two missles, one aimed at Lviv, other intercepting the first one, both colided and spiralled over the border.
everyone will refuse the responsbility, small concessions will be made, nothing will happen
let's drop the topic, no one wants to read this here

>> No.41782188

>>41782162
There were no Ukraininan refugee Kikis driven out by the bombings and needing Anon resettlement houses to clean.
We might as well just nuke it all and hope it opens the Portals
>sorry EuroAnons but the reward is worth the risks.

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>>41781660
Oh no, exotic tongues are my weakness!

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Bring me to the orphanage where the beds never stop creaking.

>> No.41782211

>>41782178
Its a problem when /jp/mon has a saner and more likely technical correct WTI analysis than /k/ or /pol/.

>> No.41782222

>>41782151
Ok good, guess I will use my flash bombs to make a quick getaway

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>>41782211
WEAPONS OF WAR? FEERSUMM ENJINN?

>> No.41782239

>>41782211
I just live here, ofc i know my shit.

>> No.41782241

>>41782223
Nerd

>> No.41782247

>>41771107
Aren't Baphos mahou shoujos anyway. Sabathical dress code sure is very in-genre as default

>> No.41782264
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41782264

Deep sea witch

>> No.41782272

>>41782264
The deep sea doesn't sound so bad right about now

>> No.41782293

>>41782247
No, they are goats

>> No.41782318

Best oppai loli MG?

>> No.41782324
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Haha, uh oh!

>> No.41782340

>>41782318
Salamander.

>> No.41782353

>>41782318
redcap

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>>41782107
Temperatures have been falling where I live. The high last Saturday was 76 degrees in burger units. Today it's 56.

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>> No.41782465
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41782465

You have been tasked with keeping a cold-blooded sally-mander warm for the entire winter.

>> No.41782482

>>41782465
Seh is perpetually on fire, who is she trying to fool?

>> No.41782496

>>41782482
The fire isn't enough to keep her warm forever. It'll die out if she doesn't get an external source to keep it going

>> No.41782498

>>41782465
Let's train together and do our best to keep her burning warrior spirit going!

>> No.41782508

>>41782400
dumb ice bitch wearing clothes that reviles her weak spot.

>> No.41782545

>>41782318
Lilim
Imagine a tiny lolim trying to remain haughty as you grope her oversized breasts and tease her nipples

>> No.41782589

monsters should wear more clothes and act more appropriate around men who are already taken.

>> No.41782595
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>> No.41782596

>>41774861
big hat + big boobs = hot

>> No.41782609
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>Bombs, nukes, war
None of that matters if you marry a sandworm. A nuke drops on your town? Doesn't matter. You're 100' underground, sleeping with your waif. At worst, you feel a slight rumble, and it wakes you up.

>> No.41782611

>>41782545
>Imagine a tiny lolim trying to remain haughty as you grope her oversized breasts and tease her nipples
She'd collapse pretty quickly or get REALLY annoyed

>> No.41782620

>>41782609
You know it's happening when the sandworms are already trying to shill themselves

>> No.41782700

>>41782620
I'm just saying.

Would you rather a dark matter just obliterate your town, coating everything in a thick dark mamono mana, causing your neighbors dog to monsterize into a cu sith or the mice in your yard to monsterize and swarm you?
Or would you rather just stay comfy in a sandworm and hear the muffled screams and moans coming from the surface while you cuddle each other to sleep?

>> No.41782701
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>>41782465
How blissful must it be to hold a loli salamander in your arms under the covers.

>> No.41782702
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>>41782609
Nuking a dragon only makes her stronger.

>> No.41782709

>>41782700
>I'm just saying
What I'm saying is we gotta legalize glue man. It's got other uses that aren't just mind expanding.

>> No.41782756

>>41782702
>fire breath becomes radiation breath

>> No.41782775
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41782775

>Using protein powder instead of salt for the summoning circle

>> No.41782789

>>41782775
Not only does it not contain and bind the succubus, but you get a buffcubus instead of a succubus

>> No.41782810

>>41782700
>not wanting to watch the mass orgy secure in your knowledge of soul mates
My wife is already waiting for me, I just have to find her asap. The worst danger is monsterized humans.

>> No.41782815

>>41782775
what about milk powder instead

>> No.41782904
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41782904

Castle lord anons should consider recruiting mamono retainers and advisors. They have all have high stats and loyalty. Some mamono have high ambition as well though, and will turn you into their puppet if you make them too displeased(like placing yourself in too much danger).

>> No.41782928
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>>41782775
I used parmesan. She just raped me and started raiding my fridge.

>> No.41782954

>>41782928
I hope monsters have enough tact to not rape us in public

>> No.41782963
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41782963

What does mamono society do to help meet the needs of orphaned humans? Are they sent to orphanages? Is there a trend of maternal races like minotaurs who adopt their future husbands?

>> No.41782981

>>41782963
It's actually decently difficult for monsters to have children, so it would probably work like normal, without the abusive system of course

>> No.41783000
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41783000

>>41770002
What are they putting into the angel's food these days?

>> No.41783005

>>41782963
i bet that some older monsters keep an ear out for couples who dont want their newborn and comes and talks with the parents and gets that unwanted kid

>> No.41783015

>>41783000
Nothing. They just get really, really fucking bored up in Heaven.

>> No.41783028
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41783028

>>41782963
They are sent to orphanages managed by tanukis who sell the boys at black markets to rich and powerful monsters.

>> No.41783031
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41783031

Fat fox fanny.

>> No.41783035

>>41782963
I think adoptmarrying is only for the monster orphans.

>> No.41783042

If the grizzly is black, fight back
If the grizzly is brown, stay down
If the grizzly is white, you're fucked

>> No.41783061
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>> No.41783121

>>41774464
It's fun and games until Shog takes control of your shoggified body.

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>> No.41783136

>>41780988
Source on this?

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>>41782954
PDA will have a whole new meaning post portal, I am sure some monsters would care about consent and privacy though.

>> No.41783168

>>41782775
>>41782789
I'm going to use blueberry flavor

>> No.41783176

>>41782775
>>41782789
Sounds like an improvement to me.

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41783181

You were on the 666th reply, but this angel saved you! Reward her!

>> No.41783188

>>41783181
*Cums on you*

>> No.41783211

you get wife but she an opahnim verision of your fav monster

>> No.41783303
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41783303

>>41783181
I will give her the sweetest treats she's ever tasted.

>> No.41783310

I make a butt-load of cash as a prostitute for monster girl heroes at the quest guild

>> No.41783324

>>41783310
i'd do it at night as well i already have the full pornstache

>> No.41783354

>>41782963
During times of war, orphans are moved to rural farms where they can be cared for by dozens of holstaurs

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>> No.41783401
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41783401

If she's not crazy...does she even really love you?

>> No.41783410

>>41783310
What's the difference between classy and trashy to them, anyway?

>> No.41783413

>>41783410
probably how much you charge

>> No.41783429

>>41783413
So I just act the exact same way for some wagie mouse and 'nuki CEO, but the rich one thinks she's getting the better deal?

>> No.41783432

>>41783310
That's just selling your hand in marriage. There's a reason there are no long term employment plans.

>> No.41783435

>>41783429
>>41783410
also imagine how you dressed factors into that

>> No.41783455
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41783455

Bats are better then vamps

>> No.41783460

>>41783455
I can see she's a fan of melons.
Good work on a cute bat.

>> No.41783465

>>41783455
the important part is that flying foxes are big

>> No.41783484

>>41783460
A good anon here made this picture, in fact I asked him for this picture and he delivered so I am his fan

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>> No.41783520

>>41783484
He is a good egg for this.

>> No.41783535

>early thread again

>> No.41783544
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41783544

>>41783520
He is
Hope he posts soon cause I have ideas...

>> No.41783546

>>41783535
to be fair 15's a big number to count to

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41783550

>>41783460
>>41783484
Quite cute stuff coming from him.

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41783582

>>41783550
He does do cute stuff
Hope he posts soon...

>> No.41783590

>>41783535
Maybe he thought he'd bump this thread off the catalog because it's the last one.

>> No.41783597

>>41782465
That's pretty much impossible, i have no fighting spirit, or desire to become a fighter. I just want to get minimum wage and doze off on the sofa, unsure what she would get from me

>> No.41783606

>>41783546
>>41783590
Well I'm going to sleep, you guys do what you will.
>>41783582
He does those rather often, he did last deliver in this very thread.

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41783631

Have you heard the dream of Rome?

>> No.41783645

>>41783631
i heard of the dream that never ends tho

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