Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Mo' arms, mo' problems.

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[Anonymous No.]

hug a werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735473
>more Rudy
I love this artist

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to phrase your wishes properly, O Lover Mine, as I am not responsible for any (potentially lewd) consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735473
hug any wolf

[Anonymous No.]

Open for new pic ideas. Also, latest work but cropped properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
do gargoyle

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would be racist? I'd love to go burn crosses and piss on slaves graves with a pure lily white succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735462
Confess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
Danuki trying and failing to flirt with Kulve Taroth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
Ushi Oni in a milk farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
A Beagle Kobold going duck hunting with her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
Akaname eating ice cream on a date with her boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

Missed making the new thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
muscle griffon in gymwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
porc and anon being lazy on their day off

[Anonymous No.]

A warning to all Anons: All ushis are extremely territorial and will attempt to claim a single man on sight. Even the smallest of ushis will cling to you and will scare off any potential competition. Do not be fooled by their cute size, a loli ushi are just as dangerous as a fully grown one.

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>>41735539
Elemental spirits arguing over a board game

[Anonymous No.]

A quick reminder of why we are here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735616
>even the smallest
oh darn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735638
idk about you I just want one of these to boss me around

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735645
eat shit and die furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>41735657
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
Shoggoth tea party

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735641
I wish you and your wife a happy life Anon. Congrats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735645
Cait siths are size queens that can only be satisfied with theriomorphosis horsecocks

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41735664
You dropped your (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735679
Ushi Armor, become invincible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735739
Fucking invincible, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735638
I'm here because of a strong desire to kiss druella. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735539
Kobold covering herself in peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735739
>ushi armor activating when a woman walks by
>don't have the heart to tell your armor that it isn't suppose to snarl at woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735768
it's cute when my adopted daughters try to protect me from skanks and whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735777
You have to put in effort to find yourself a fine wife that will be a good mother to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735777
find yourself a nice big ushi wife to give them a mother figure

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Elves, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Marry elves

[Anonymous No.]

Demons are the superior knife-eared monsters.

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>>41735462

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>>41735827
Any other haughty monster is more deserving of feeling smug. I'd even take a vampire over a knife ear hippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735827
Fine as concubines, but not to marry, my seed is only for hellwans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735840
I'll consider it if she is strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735827
bad end

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735886
>>41735903
Elves are nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735886
Elves aren't even the best knife eared hippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735886
Well a слава Україні to you, tovarich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735840
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735910
They are all 100's if not thousands of years old hags, as a human I can't really see myself having anything in common with elves, a hellhound on the other hand is in her prime and we would share the fact of being mammals, what is an elf, a species of tree/plant spirit, no thanks. Plus elves do not have mofu.

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>>41735907
Muscle elves are the only ones I'd respect and consider entering a relationship with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735840
Sorry, I'm more into the fluffier beastgirls. Catgirls, wolfgirls, foxgirls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735954
i found this cat the other day

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735827
They're dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735957
Hey wait a minute, this cats a phony! A big fat fraud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735827
They're fine, but they're still about the most boring choice you could pick as a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735886
>even
>implying vampires aren't perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735871
Anon, we all know demons are best girls. It's not fair to the other monsters or good for discussion to flaunt their undeniable superiority.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ruin a generation of kunoichi by showing them a certain shounen anime about a loud unsubtle ninja.

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>>41736025
Show them a playthrough of Nioh instead, get Izuna Drop'd into wedlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735462
You are now fox property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735872
>Pyrow
>brown Cheshire
>Jub Jub nurse
Oh no! My carefully guarded virginity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735976
curses, foiled again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736032
>Anon getting a harem of Yokai girls including a Tengu hag after washing up in Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736025
It'll be funny until they start fusing themselves with kitsune-bi and learn how to use overpowered sex jutsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736032
Sorry, anon but I need to make sure they never sneak up on anyone again. They'll be too busy doing dorky hand signs and running with their arms behind them to "assassinate" anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736056
>DL finally fixes the no-male-children issue
>They're all Shiftlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736073
You ruined it. You ruined it and now I don't want this.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me tips on how to beat/cheese the enemy elf queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735462
Leopards kissing people's faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736095
Snow leopards idly chewing on their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736095
>anon looks cold
>she swoops her tail against his face
bite or do not bite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736073
>Shiftlings
a wot

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>>41736081
Would it be better if they were all yokai instead?

>>41736136
Human/yokai crossbreeds.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41736146
I'd rather have human sons instead of getting anywhere near monster boy faggotry thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736105
She was nice enough to offer. I bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736155
>tfw no wendigo gf to chase you through her forest until you collapse due to exhaustion and do the dirty right there on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736155
selkies weird cousin

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot have an army of cool, trained professional soldiers, knights, paladins and warriors in uniformed, quality made armor and mounted horseback marching in the fields without attracting an army of lizard girls and salamanders. Can I?

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>>41736200
when the monstergirl part is an afterthought to your statement please reconsider

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736200
why do people like you have to ruin everything fun by being the biggest faggots about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736105
She would definitely prefer if you did.

[Anonymous No.]

old rare finished art

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736156
Not so much monsterboys, more like... more attuned to the Yokai realm than normal people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736225
Consider this; large army of knights and paladins getting ambushed and dragged off their horses by a thousand monstergirls for romantic sexing.

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>>41736361
So... fox/nuki bait.

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>>41736361
Nothing is going to salvage this anon. It was poisoned to begin with by bringing up Shiftlings like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736396
Hey, it's just a hypothetical idea.

>>41736386
Yee.

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>>41736155

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION! CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?!
Monster girls are cringe

[Anonymous No.]

No u

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736514
You're cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736155

[Anonymous No.]

>People see an army marching across the lands
>It's just a bunch of lads heading to the nearest Salamander party

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736225
>>41736239
I was expecting answers ranging to:

>but anon, thats the best part!
>Anon! You're giving your troops wives/girlfriends. You're such a good commander!

Is the mere mention of knights, soldiers and paladins now completely haram and /tg/ at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop an ocelomeh sacrificial ritual?

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>>41736587
When you type like a LARPing faggot I'm going to assume you're a LARPing faggot. Next time don't write dribble that's 90% focused on non-monster girl things if you're going to want monster girl fans to be interested.

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>>41736587
Not to me. But others could be a bit overzealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736587
Just post what you want man, there's always going to be a problem with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736604
Yell that you held hands with one of the girls that brought you before the altar. They can't sacrifice a non-virgin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736527
giwtwm

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>>41736587
the issue is you wrote it in a way that sounds like gay shit. Your post reads like
>Why can't I have an army in MGE
you should've just done something like
>how can I stop my army from being raped by salamanders?

[Anonymous No.]

I am trapped in an endless purgatory where all answers are available save
>What I actually want to know
>When I will know it
Such is the life of a field journalist

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736679
k

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like someone or something is hunting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736679
This rata has had way too much time on her hands since no nut November started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736792
nonsense. go back to bed, your wife's waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736587
Early monster girl threads and even up to 2017 would welcome it but then something changed for whatever reason.
There was also a bunch of writefags then too.

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>>41736587
>>41736813
Go make your thread on /v/ and stay there, niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736818
Keep crying like a bitch you have no power lol

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to piss off vampires or they may issue a blood hunt on you...Or don't draw their attention in a good way or the same thing will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736813
things change

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736813
Folks are still around but life gets busy.
I won't claim I was ever good but I simply got too busy to keep doing writefagging.

Also doesn't help that, like warhammer, when those get brought up, they're horrendously misused by idiots who somehow miss the point that the thread about monster girls, is about fucking monster girls, not "How do I keep my Paladin Waifu pure?" or light HFY

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>>41736813
Autism, Anon. Autism drives all things good away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736813
Delete your picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736032
Make that Ninja Gaiden

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>>41736967
they will all know the power of conveniently placed respawning harpies over instant death pits

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>>41736799
I move in a world of conspiracies
Obey no rules, I'm doing me
Smoke kush, transport to the airport
Customs found a joint in my passport
Pull cash and I gave him what he asked for
Goddammit, it's a motherfucking miracle

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>>41736372
>Salamanders get off on generic Town Guard A to literally make a fanfic about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736999
Ah, Rata-chan you're upside-down! You're going to fall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737024
kikimora on bandit C: I can fix him

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>>41737029
For the time bombs tickin' and the heads to hang
All the gangs gettin' money and all the heads they bang-bang
Wild mustangs, the porno flicks
All my homies in the county in Cell Block 6

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>>41737045
That sounds like a very cute story to be told.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a story of a night platoon that protects each other from monsters until the encouter one someone in the squad wants? that guy gets to fuck the monster and then the kepp going till the whole group is married.
then theres a party or something

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>>41737150
i'm not really looking for camaraderie

[Anonymous No.]

How about
Crazy adventures with knight guy and is ochimusha wife
>He is a human Knight with a thirst for adventure
>She is a undead samurai with a thirst for the knight
>They fight crime. And fuck

[Anonymous No.]

How about write it yourself? I'm busy with my own thing.

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>>41737150
Would have to be a fucked up journey, if the tatses of the men vary wildly
>that one guy that wants an abyssal monster
>that other guy that wants an Ice monster
>The group of guys that obesses over zipangu and want to go there
>Steve and his lilim obsession
Hopefully one guy is into gremlins, so they can find one hand have them build an airship, or at least a magitek convoy

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>>41737187
I'm writing several stories already, might as weill throw messages in bottles here and get conversations started that isnt just me bitching about soulsborne crossovers of the n'th time

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>>41737165
This sounds fun. Yes please.

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>>41737204
Crossovers are fucking trash. Just write stuff inspired by other stuff.

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>>41737204
I'll save you time
>blablabla edge blah
>blablabla "the knight" blah
>blablalba misunderstanding the setting blah
>blablabla druella/DL/gods getting dunked on blah
>blablabla bloodthirsty viewers blah
>blablabla male ochimusha blah
There you go, 2 hours of wank condensed into one post

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>>41737241
None of what im writing is crossovers, anon
it was just outside of prompts and soulsborne bitching i've got little to talk about thats thread relavent

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>>41737245
Yep, crossover stories are all like this. Hence crossover stories should be shunned here.

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>>41737245
>male ochimusha
You fuckin what? first I've heard of this.
>>41737274
I say we just box soulsborne and fallout with warhammer and leave it there
some other crossovers are more friendly to MGE or the ther monstergirl settings

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>>41737245
>Male Ochimusha
Fucking boring. Should be a female ochimusha grappling with her past as a deserter when she finds the ancestor/reincarnation of the master she abandoned.

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>>41737294
>the ancestor
Why do people confuse the word "ancestor" and "descendant" so often?

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>>41737288
one of the bloodborne ones (I dont care which so dont ask) has a male ochicusha that the reviewers really one to be the guy that taes down druella and the DL among the other BS the story has

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>>41737300
Because it's 3am and I should have gone to sleep hours ago. Get off my case

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if theres a binding rituals they have with elemental spirits
and if is sexy now that said spirits are women

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>>41737309
>This wasn't part of the lesson plan!

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>>41737303
Its the one that starts with the disclamer that he's read MGE and all the "soft retcons", but is doing his story the way it is anyway and to NOT take his story as the way MGE actually is.

But enough of that
if we want to talk edgy violence, how about cursed swords?

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>>41737150
>/k/ starts sending marriage squads through the portals
>get a patch with your desired waifu on your chest, put some milsurp together, and head on through
>the only rule is that all weapons and ammo must be demon silver
i could see it work, but i can't write worth shit

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>>41737288
You have to add command and conquer series to your list too. As I have seen stories using that series as well. Is why I say to just shun them all.

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>>41737274
Darkest Dungeon crossover is just the Ancestor trying to keep the Shoggoth he "accidentally summoned" from interfering with his research; also featuring the ever-tsundere Shambler-kun as his stalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737345
I mean it's mostly just war stuff

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>>41737350
>I mean it's mostly just war stuff
No it's not
Look up any crossover with MGE, Any
Either they are edge fests or allow stupid crap like monster boys or go retard like that one harry potter one
Add to the fact that the same guy KC tried to cancel for his shit is now doing MGE/one piece
I agree with anon, let it all burn

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>>41737336
>Cursed Swords
Stop reminding me about my story. I'm suddenly finding myself busy at work, meaning my thinking/writing time is reduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737336
Do we have any cursed sword stories?

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>>41737318
Having sex with spirits gets you elemental powers. You also need to regularly sex your elemental or else she gets moody and refuses to help you. Having more than one elemental wife makes them jealous and they'll constantly fight to try to be the one to have a stronger connection with you.

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Sorry anon can't play games online, he's in timeout for impregnating his wife's sister (again).

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>>41737344
Haven't read this one as I don't read crossover MGE stories anymore.

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>>41737337
>Post Portal
>All the various boards send their delegation across the void to Mamano realms
>/o/ ends up in dragonia and the dragon girls there can't get enough of their cars, which they seem strangely sexually attracted to.
>/biz/ goes straight for nuki financial district thinking they are gonna get rich quickly on the new nuki coin nft scheme
>/pol/ makes it about 100 yards inside the portal fighting off the various unwanted monsters before being set upon by an army of hellwans and raped.
>r9k gets bogey'd
>/jp/ ends up in zipangu with all the various not japanese monsters
>Everyone not listed above ends up in wonderland

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>>41737418
/pol/ sounds fun, I'd fight side by side with my bros against the hellhound swarm and go down sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737150
Nah, in any squad there's always "thatguy" who wants a Sith or Alp.
>soloing the first Portal I find

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737459
"Soloing" just means "first monstergirl to grab me becomes my wife."

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737465
And I can't find the problem with that plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737459
then dot group with that guy simple
I'd rather team of with the guy that could get me to a famous fallen church so i can fuck some dark priiests over dave the animal fucker

[Anonymous No.]

Everythings a trap

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>>41737479
Well at least it was a real flower and not just a tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737418
>/jp/ ends up in zipangu with all the various not japanese monsters
We all spawn in the middle of a Mofukuza brushing den. The game was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737517
Golden mofu, treat with care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737517
You are quickly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of static electricity generated by such high concentrations of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737517
Oh no!?

[Anonymous No.]

lilims living in liminal spaces
liminal lims

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>>41736813
>it's another episode of "ancient oldfag returns after years and expects /mgt/ to be exactly the same as when he left"
That or you're just bullshitting.
Things change and this thread had to adapt. Nowadays it's difficult to keep your cozy autism cabin from being overrun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736282
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

Don't listen to your great grand echidna's stories anon, nothing good will come of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737673
Is this about that time when she tied an onion to her belt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737673
You mean those stories about how a raiju and her kitsune sidekick kept trying to steal her emeralds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737673
but I want to hear about the family curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737740
What's the curse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735827
Fine I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!!

[Anonymous No.]

You know, just shoggy things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5tTM9D7l0

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737867
But I don't want to play shogball

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737867
another to the list of things not to do in the post-portals world: watching body horror movies/VNs with shoggy
>you're pale and terrified while she is fascinated and blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737875
HOW DO YOU LIKE BOMBARDMENT?

[Anonymous No.]

ded thread for unded girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738340
I think you posted the wrong pic, those are clearly cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738375
More like blueberry milk dispensers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738340
>"I have to be brilliant just to make up for them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738430
hmmm
bubbly bakadere oppai shortstack or some haughty womanlet. I wonder which one I will take home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738375
Well they're dead cows, and you know what they call a dead cow in France?
A Royale with cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736361
You mean like the protagonist in Nioh 2?
Yokai mom + human dad = human body but can use Yokai abilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736361
>>41738769
So just a Zipangese incubus then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738797
Yeah pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Anon!

You've been teleported into the MGE world. You wake up in a hospital, and at the foot of your bed is a lilim and kikimora nurse that's taking notes. The lilim hands you pictures of 5 different girls:
>A young, busty lamia with a very long tail
>A loli yeti with long hair and a gloomy look
>A slender black harpy with a look on her face that could kill
>A petite ratatoskr that's got a very lewd pose
>A honeybee that looks motherly and quite thicc (probably the queen)

The lilim instructs you pick one of the girls to marry.
No, you can't pick the lilim or kikimora. They're already married.

Which girl do you take, anon?

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>>41738830
I'll take the salamander who sneaks up behind them and shanks then with a demon silver knife instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
Okay give me the bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
I can just marry someone I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738858
she's your soulmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
>marriage before sexx?
How lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
Can the lamia cook?
Otherwise I'm asking the married Kiki if she has a single sister or cousin.
Every Anon needs sammiches and good breakfasts between fukks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739018
then why do I get to pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739149
Because you can't choose wrong.
no free will, only predestination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
I'll take the lamia. Wrap me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
>spoiler
Does the Kikimora have any daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737572
Sounds like a fancy way to refer to some recluse hermit Lilim who lives in a weird place.

[Anonymous No.]

I am an absolute master of cleaning, if I even had daughters with Kiki they'd be 200% slav and best meidos on this side of Daugava

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
>>A petite ratatoskr that's got a very lewd pose
She's literally just humping the glass between you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
I was told there would be dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736094
Have you or anyone tried you know, DOING THE SIDE QUESTS TO LEVEL UP AND GAIN EXP? Why do dumbass gamers forget the most basic shit sometimes? Trying to do a cringe speed run are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
I choose... Freedom! Or an oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736094
If you watch the back gate of the palace at night you'll see a shady figure walk out and into the dark streets only to strip naked and masturbate in a dark alley. Either take pictures of her or walk up to her with a collar and leash and you'll have defeated the Elf Queen!

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>>41739560
Half of the sidequests are just thinly veiled marriage proposals. You practically have to do speedrun strats just to reach the final boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
>A petite ratatoskr that's got a very lewd pose
I'm a proud mofuslut so I choose this. Even if she's petite, she'll still have plenty of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739647
>Half of the sidequests are just thinly veiled marriage proposals.
But I thought the main quest was to gather enough forces (wives) to fight the oncoming darkness? Did that fox lady in the tutorial area lie to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
I just know that Kikimora has an auntie who's been cleaning the same one bedroom apartment she's had since she graduated from the maid academy and is practically feral at this point to have daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739741
Honest foxes are rarer than submissive hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not a very helpful answer, I know, but it's the best answer that I think I can give. If anyone else knows something that says I'm wrong, I would love to hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a masochist dragon
one that ones to be taken roughly after being defeated in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739836
that's all of them
...those mere female lizzard perverts

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735462
Here's a thought: What if Amazonians, Ocelomehs and jungle-forest dwelling lizard girls have dinosaurs are domesticated mounts, work animals and steeds? Jungle mamono soldiers and warriors mounted on velociraptors, big iguanadon looking herbivore dinosaurs used as the big beasts of labor like for farmers. And the other BIGGER triceratops and ankylosaur looking dinos used to cart around more important and significant objects like pulling ceremonial carts or carrying howdahs that house important figures like the priests and priestesses riding within. And the elite veteran jungle mamono soldiers and their officers/commanders riding on T-rexes. All based on that ye olde notion and theory of dinosaurs not being entirely extinct and are found in deep rainforests and jungles. Maybe these dinosaurs or "saurians" can be similar purpose and use as demon realm board. Demon Realm Saurians anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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>>41739892
>Demon Realm Saurians
how would they be different from regular Lizzard girls?

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>>41739920
How about you respond directly to whoever you're talking about you piece of shit smartass. That novelty has worn off, you're not some "based" anon-kun these threads need. You're not gatekeeping against trolls and autists at this point, you're just being fucking rude now. When you are genuinely trying to gatekeep whatever group it is this thread collectively decided to dislike. You are just doing friendly fire at the most inocuous and littlest of things.

What Nothing Burger are you on about this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739892
I dunno, sounds like some /tg/ worldbuilding bullshit to me. I'm more interested in fucking actual lizard girls or dino girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739959
Like I said, literal dinosaurs the freakin' big lizard animals. No anime girl bits, but just like the Demon Realm Boars. They're pretty much bestial animals now laced with mamono mana and like the Demon Realm Boars. Demon Realm Saurians, can be beasts of burden, mounts for soldiers and other professional military personnel. Or even pets, though likely depending on the specific breed or species. Again, the idea of the deep jungle mamono like Amazons riding around and having domesticated dinos is based on some old-ass theory where dinosaurs still existed in the deep remote jungles and forests.

[Anonymous No.]

She fell asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740016
Ahhhhhhh, world building! memekat save me!
A little context to the world that isn't either sex or related to getting sex is not the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739892
>What if Amazonians, Ocelomehs and jungle-forest dwelling lizard girls have dinosaurs are domesticated mounts
and they are amazon drivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740055
She's exposed! Quick, fluff her tail!

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>>41739892
That just give me thought of going on monster hunter type hunts as half the monsters in that game are pretty much dinos

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740066
Is the kneejerk reaction to even the vaguest bit of world building a recent thing? cause I've no clue how thread canon got hammered out otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>Sometimes the hearts of succubi are captivated by diverse and sophisticated handicrafts or works of art created by humans, and they end up studying under human craftsmen as apprentices.
>In fact, from what I've heard, there are also cases when technology and culture that was in the process of being lost due to the absence of a successor was salvaged by being carried on by succubi.
Like modding games that came out over a decade ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740136
the thread canon is turbo horny, with the only exception being LN's stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740136
when you package it without the slightest bit of sex or monstergirl alarm bells start ringing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740136
Some, not all, don't care for world building/storytelling as sex isnt the priority/its not their waifu fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740136
I think it got worse as time went ticking on and KC didn't release updates.
It really climaxed into something when he released the pheonix and people started stanning for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740138
I unironically want to replay skyrim now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
Can i get a elf instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740066
>isn't either sex or related to getting sex
what's the point then?
>>41740138
>succy joins your autistic Quake 2 mod development to get in your pants
>ends up so passionate about it, that it finally releases after 12 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740136
Some spammer/troll kept posting random pics of FE dudes or other men in armor with a copypasta of junk from /tg/, and the resident gatekeeper schizoids took the bait instead of reporting.

Honestly not as weird as when image spam of mermaids would get "fuck off" replies in every thread.

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>>41739892
Riding mounts don't fit the Amazons in my opinion, and it's a stretch for Ocelomeh too. If those are around, you'd probably find them where other demon realm beasts are domesticated.
>>41740247
>>isn't either sex or related to getting sex
>what's the point then?
To show off your sophistication and high IQ, of course.
>>41740268
>reporting
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb goblins

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740268
>reporting.
Nice meme, I always reported those fuckwits and maybe one in ten post got deleted. Jannies don't give a shit about our politics and only go after low-hanging fruit like pixel hunting for nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740268
>No Sahu Villages to see as I drive alongside the river in my city
Granted, they'd probably have some magics going to keep it clean/fix it up but it would be pretty neat to see.

>>41740349
I dunno, that seems pretty smart to me.

[Anonymous No.]

mantis daughter

[Anonymous No.]

Ontologically speaking, what's the difference between "monster girls" and non-human races with non-human races with non-human physical characteristics (consider these in anime artstyle which mean they are pretty as well) that aren't grouped together under a common bannner?

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>>41740349
I like KC's goblins more than the unripe pears. Those seem too feral for my tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740419
usually "monstergirls" tend to
1,have no male version in their settings
2,be a fuckable form of a monster

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>>41740419
Monstergirls have a vagina even if it's an approximation like with slimes. You can fuck them. Elf twinks aren't MGs.
Furthermore, you WANT to fuck them. Ugly xeno hags are not MGs. Weirdo w*stoid crap like drows are not MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740419
at least on 4chan it was always mainly about humanoid face setting apart monster girls and other shit, I don't think there is consensus regarding any other trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740419
do you mean kemono? Or do you mean stuff like male elves. Because even mge has male elves and dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740506
>dwarves
tolkien dwarfs don't have sexual dimorphism and all dwarfs male and female like like male dwarfs.
what if mge dwarfs were the same but the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740451
This seems a pretty good answer.
>>41740470
>Monstergirls have a vagina
So do most of those I had in mind.
>Furthermore, you WANT to fuck them. Ugly xeno hags are not MGs. Weirdo w*stoid crap like drows are not MGs.
This is why I said to consider it in anime artstyle. I meant to consider jp media only.
>>41740506
I meant fantasy races in jp media in general.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE dwarves should have been bigger. Fairies already fill the ultra small niche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740595
you just wanted a lolibaba race didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740537
KC made his dwarfs look like prepubescent children, which effectively means sexual dimorphism as well.
That said, if a male dwarf starts hitting on you, they will probably (canonically) Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740595
I just headcannon dwarves to be shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736282
Very huggable looking in that style.
>>41740595
Shortstack race would have been good, other monsters are better suited to be lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740625
draphs got the right idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740595
MGE dwarves should have been shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740639
I'll take the McGee

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
>Anon looks at all the pictures in turn, then again.
>Anon asks: Is the Kiki married?
>Lilim: [smugly] Of course, as if we'd let single mamonos inside the Portal Reception Centre.
>A: Can I ask her a couple of questions?
>L: Okay, fine, just hurry up.
>A: Ma'am, do you have a sister, cousin or other relative? She doesn't have to be quite as pretty as yourself, as long as she's healthy, hardworking, a good cook, and wants a lot of sex and a pack of kids...?
>L: [seethes internally]
>The Kiki pulls out her phone and starts showing Anon the pics from her last family get-together picnic, then her Maid Academy graduation dinner.
>It's a smorgasbord of hot single Kikis all holding platters of home-cooked delicacies.
L: Again! That's another 5 customers I have to give refunds to. You're fired, you and every other Kiki in this place!
K: [ignores her] Here Anon, this one, my cousin - a bit tall, big chest, pierogi, spicy paprikash, great borscht... I call her for you now.
K: [on phone] Da, five minutes. Nyet, much sexx, many children. Pozhaluysta .. Paka.
K: Here, [smirks and hands the Lilim the mop], she is here soon, so before we go I teach you how to clean your own fucking floors.
Winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740676
>seething Lilim mopping the floor
I need to see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740669
y tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740696
Nostalgia

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740606
Nah, just my esthetic preference in the case of dwarves.
For lolis I like them better when they are as old as their looks.

[Anonymous No.]

Look out kiki, someone is gunning for your job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740642
They did.
Need me some thick, strong shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure how lengthy or strong Gazer-chan's stalks can be, but I imagine she could wrap up limbs or nudge me around with them, especially if she has me under suggestions.
I like to think she does her best to correct my posture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740762
She's too cute

[Anonymous No.]

POV: you are a lone man found by a very horny heroine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740898
What if I punce her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740898
That's my purse I don't know you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735462
Why are angels like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740898
I'm just some rando who got teleported in his pajamas, there's better stronger men out there for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740980
you are clearly helpless and in need of protection, luckily there is no one nearby that is stronger than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740834
She's very concerned about my health, so she stays by my side at night, hugging me and wrapping me in her tentacles and having me look into her many eyes until I fall asleep. Sometimes she reads to me. She'll make a great mother someday.
If I was already sufficiently tired, I might just collapse on her fluffy tail and pass out easily. When that happens, I tend to go all night using her plush tush like a pillow. She pokes fun at me for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740989
Well that is true, hopefully she can take me to the nearest town and not take advantage of my vulnerable position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740834
Gonna ask Gazer if she'll be my gunner in Planetside 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740898
I have a head shattering hangover. I'm not moving and don't want anyone to move me. Just let me suffer in the grass until tomorrow. I will learn my lesson about drinking like an idiot. Also she don't have a lot of armor for a hero.

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>>41741001
She jogs a lot to stay in shape. Apparently, it's easier to walk rather than float across large and open areas. She often makes me join her, because I need all the help and encouragement I can get to get fit.
At home or indoors, she likes pushing off from the ground, walls, furniture, etc., and floating around like she's weightless. Sometimes she'll make herself comfortable atop a bookshelf or a cabinet. I sometimes wonder if she's part cat, but then again she doesn't push my stuff off of shelves for fun, so I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741124
And how does she practice for her football matches in the /jp/ 4chan cup team?

[Anonymous No.]

What if I posted an off topic image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741208
Off topic for the board is not Japanese but it's sorta selectively enforced.
But if you want to post a human anime girl go for it, only the thread will get angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741124
>>41741050
She's not exactly an avid gamer, but she's very knowledgeable and extremely skilled. She prefers to watch me play singleplayer games, and offer advice now and again. She says games these days are too easy. It's not just talk. She solo'd Malenia after watching me fail countless times. She's so good I actually don't feel pressured when she's watching me. The gap in skill is so great, all I can do is focus on self-improvement rather than beating her.
She'd rather play co-op than versus, but if she had to fight she wouldn't lose to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741208
Kiki would be very disappointed with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741254
but kiki thinks shogposting is off topic

[Anonymous No.]

We must address the kiki spammer problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741304
That's right, we must post more shog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741135
The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners.

[Anonymous No.]

Bikini armor is for warriors only

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741291
And she's right. Shogs are a menace to the thread. We must devise a solution to this issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741291
I don't see Anubis complaining about Shogs.
>>41741328
I have no idea how it helps her play soccer, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741318
my PC is protected by Kikicleaner 2022 Pro, no slimy abomination can get in

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741328
That doesn't really answer my question, but maybe the single eye helps her focus on the ball?

[Anonymous No.]

>get an invitation to some rich woman's party
>think it is a mistake or a scam so you throw it away
>few days later a wight's limo pulls up by your house and says she came to pick you up
>you are in your pajamas when you open the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741358
But anon, I'm afraid you're already posting...from a shogputer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741366
She actually has excellent depth perception because of the eye stalks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741387
These scams are getting really elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

We all deserve anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741416
She's the hero we need but not the hero we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741390
so this is why all women in my porn are shogs now
>>41741404
that's how she managed to pass that corner ball so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741416
One of the best Anubis pics. Artist also does a good Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741416
More anubis butt is required

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741446
Anubass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741451
Don't be silly, anon. How would a bass get in the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736282
Woah nice shading

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741505
with subWOOFers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can you convince a Jabberwock to exercise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741531
I'm interested in a muscle Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741531
Most of them already do. Blubberwock is the exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741531
You mean moving her hips while riding you doesn't count as exercise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741531
Why would you want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You are driving home from work when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740676
Alright Anon!
You've been teleported into the MGE world. You wake up in a hospital, and at the foot of your bed is a lilim
>Anon looks around.
>the Lilim looks really stressed, her costume is dirty and has tears at the hems
The room is dingy, the floors are dirty, one of the lights in the corner is flickering as if it needs maintenance.
The Lilim drags Anon's gaze back to her, as she hands him pictures of 5 different girls:
>A young, busty lamia with a very long tail
>A loli yeti with long hair and a gloomy look
>A slender black harpy with a look on her face that could kill
>A petite ratatoskr that's got a very lewd pose
>A honeybee that looks motherly and quite thicc (probably the queen)
The lilim instructs you pick one of the girls to marry.
.
>Anon: "Uh, are there any Kik...?"
Anon's question gets shut down before he can even finish.
>Lilim: No! There are... No...Fucking... Kikis! Does this place look like it has fucking Kikis to you? Just... pick... one of these... they're all nice, sweet girls... OhGoddess, I can't do this..."
The Lilim breaks down, starts sobbing.
>"I just tried to run a simple Reception Centre, drag the Anons out of the Portal, a quick medical check, a simple choice, some nice well-behaved eager mamomos, all good girls just wanting an Anon husband. But, Noooo... every Anon wants a fucking Kiki. Now I'm here twelve-thirteen hours a day, with useless staff, and everything's breaking apart... my kids at home are running amok... my Husbando, I've barely sucked his dick all week. Oh, he's trying to be supportive, trying to be Mister-Mom to the kids, but I know he's sneaking into town to get fresh piroshkis from those bitches at the Bakery. I can see the crumbs on his shirt... when I do finally get home... and they're always outside. Whenever I come in or out, waving their fucking frypans, Fucking Protestors, with their perfectly clean, neatly lettered protest signs... ungrateful... Fucking... Kikis!"
>Anon: [awkwardly patting her shoulder as she collapses across the bed, still sobbing] "Uh, so these protesters outside...? They're the Kikis?"
>Lilim staggers to her feet and strides over to the window, flinging open the ripped stained curtain
>Lilim: " Yes, there they are, marching in perfectly straight protest-lines, look!.... Hey, where did he go..?"
The bed is empty, all that is left of Anon are his old boots under the bed, and the door is swinging on its hinges.
>Lilim: "Shit! That's another one... Fuckit, I'm going home."
The Lilim opens the grimy window to shout to the neatly dressed Kiki protestors gathered around the poor barefoot Anon on the street outside.
>Lilim: "Fuck you all! That's it, you win! I'm going home to fuck my husband, and you fluffy neat-freaks can have the place, I don't care anymore!"
.
ATHIMYKM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741589
all that eating + intense exercise = strongfat jabberwock

sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741594
>driving home from work when a fox hits my windscreen at 30mph
That's not going to be a fun time for either of us. Couldn't she wait until I got home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741611
>trying to eat your tacos in peace
>have to listen and watch two chunni monsters battle it out
Should have door dashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741446
especially on my face

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741651
Kikipunk: Errandrunner

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be sandwiched between two wights while they stroke your hair and spoil you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741666
Cruelty Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741699
I wanna play this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741693
I rather hug two zombies and dote on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741599
Alright Anon!
You've been teleported into the MGE world. You wake up in a hospital, and at the foot of your bed is a tall mature Kiki in a Victorian-style maid costume.
>Anon looks around.
>the room is gleamingly clean, he has been washed and is in soft pyjamas in a comfortable bed with perfectly fluffed pillows.
The Senior Kiki drags Anon's gaze back to her, as her staff, all other neatly uniformed Kikis bring in a full breakfast on a bed-tray as the room fills with the aroma of crispy bacon and brewed coffee.
The Kiki hands Anon a computer tablet with pictures of thousands of different girls:
>A young, busty lamia with a very long tail
>a tall thin Kiki
>A loli yeti with long hair and a gloomy look
>a shorted more buxom Kiki
>A slender black harpy with a look on her face that could kill
>a silver-grey Kiki
>A petite ratatoskr that's got a very lewd pose
>a fluffy tailed Kiki
>A honeybee that looks motherly and quite thicc (probably the queen)
The Kiki instructs Anon to rest, enjoy a hearty breakfast, browse the catalogue of thousands of available mamono waifus, no rush no pressure take your time, pick one of the girls to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741735
I wanted the rata. Go get the anub jazeera rata so we can report on the occupied order territories together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41736282
I always thought profile yeti's position was a bit strange. Makes her look a bit too much like a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741735
Anon is enjoying a second cup of coffee after finishing breakfast.
Scrolling through the thousands of neatly arranged profile categories.
Anon selects the drop-down search menu.
Anon asks one of the attentive Kiki staff
>Anon: " Uh, excuse me, Miss, how do I search the profiles for Shoggs...?"
[record-scratch]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741735
I'm starting to think I might actually be in the maid academy's nurse's office instead of a hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740676
Of all the responses to my prompt post. Yours is the one I like the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737765
Echidna onee-chan pussy. Too irresistible for little brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>marry echidna for monstergirl gacha
>get 10 sons in a row
amazing luck or terrible luck?

[Anonymous No.]

Need extremely clingy and overprotective succubus knight wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741754
I will marry the sleepy goat.
I will pamper and love her.
I will be 100% faithful to her alone.
I will flirt with her Sabbath witches, especially the older ones.
I will flirt and bring hazelnut coffee to sleepy goat's personal, rata secretary.
I will always be faithful to my sleepy goat.
But i will tease her with these behaviors

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741981
This, but sandworm instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735827
not my first choice, but if i can get an Elf Queen and her retinue then i will be a happy man. though making me happy isn't partifularly difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741975
are they different sons? you know, one may be a nerd, other one a sports jock and so on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741902
Thanks but
>>41740676
>>41741599
>>41741735
and even >>41741787
Are all parts of a series greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737880
There are three kinds of horror movies for monstergirls
>Actual horror movies
Can't go wrong with some psycho, creature, or unknown entity killing people.
>Mamano "horror"
Basically just a drawn out romance story with some horror elements. Very popular among monsters
>Any modern romance drama
Utterly despicable and terrifying. Few monsters can sit through a full viewing without breaking into sobs or turning it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741933
Onee-chan pussy and Christmas cake pussy in general is really powerful, cherry boys beware

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742029
Modern skank 3d porn is going to be real body-horror cinema for mamonos.
>"But Husbando.... you mean those aren't actually 5 doppel-potions of that little blonde 3d's true BigBlack husbando...?
>projectile vomiting and passes out in shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735827
Love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742059
it's horror cinema for everyone, it's just that normoids are braindead coomers now in this doomed world

[Anonymous No.]

>>41737418
>/tg/ ends up in wonderland
but boardgames and tea don't mix together very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739892
Someone's been playing Warcraft.
https://litter.catbox.moe/xibsco.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742067
Elven clothes sure are strange

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742131
They're elegant and regal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742189
Well surely you will wear it when you visit the elven village?
Need to show you are well cultured after all

[Anonymous No.]

New Chapter of Daily Life With A Lilim just dropped

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34687126/chapters/108055575

[Anonymous No.]

POV: Your station commander didn't pay protection money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740138
Monsters become autistically hyper-focused over their love interests/husbands. It follows that they would do the same over their hobbies. A kejourou obsessed with trains must have a powerful level of autism
>all of her model trains are exact miniature replicas of the real thing down to the very tiniest component
>without her hairs to manipulate the minuscule and delicate components they would be nearly impossible to create
A while ago there was a discussion on how long-lived species like dragons and undead would love long games like those rpgs that take a minimum of 50 hours just to beat the main story. Honestly I think giving monsters their own personal interests and skills in a field just makes them that much more endearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742244
>she bashed up our watermelon supplies to send a message
Out the airlock she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742238
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741768
It’s hard to judge Yeti’s height since she’s sitting down - are they smol little spoons or dire big spoons when cuddling? This is imperative information

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742218
How do elves make human men dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742301
>watermelon
Quick, stop her before she gets to the Fried Chicken Storeroom or the Grapedrank reservoir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742377
UN-

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742059
>But Mashtah, surely it would be more polite for the first 3d to get the second 3d a second cup?
2 minutes late Anon's laptop is in the backyard and on fire, as Kiki is cutting the internet cable apart with the garden-shears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742394
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742377
Loin cloth

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko will respect and see good in you even if you don't respect yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741387
Pajamas means your date has easy access to your meat. It's considered a bold and inspired fashion choice at the undead ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742114
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740696
I can fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>mg receives a flashback and earns a powerup

[Anonymous No.]

>>41741651
computer sciences put a whole new meaning to the "master/slave" dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lilim to bring love and happiness to this world.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder you shouldn't get too big or too small of a house when married to kiki!
>too large
she will never finish cleaning up on time before your return and your sex life will suffer
>too small
she will be bored waiting for you after everything is sparkling already, and start playing CS:GO, and that will wake up the worst emotions in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742574
>get hip-checked by a Mad Hatter and spill your tea on cards
>now they're all wet, soggy, and worst of all marked
>drop a meeple in the tea kettle while trying to dry off the cards
>can't remove it before March Hare chugs the entire kettle and now the meeple's KIA
Wonderland tea rituals and board games just don't mix, this is a fact. Now, Desert Kingdom chai ceremonies, which are more slow and refined, are perfectly fine to partake in with an addition of a boardgame, something strategical like Chess or Pax Pamir or The Pharaoh's favorite childrens' card game (but don't tell anyone you know it's her favorite because she's a "mature and wise ruler" so liking children's games is not fit for her image)

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>>41742394
UN? like, do i really have to wear the entire United Nations kit, silly blue helmet and slogan posters on the wall included? man, elves sure are weird.

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>>41742244
noooooo, not our ketchup supplies! it was our only way to make the space age synth-food actually edible! now we'll have to install hydroponics bays and employ cat chefs to cook us food! oh no (oh yes)!

[Anonymous No.]

Untz untz untz baby

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>>41742725
Just have to find a run down small house with a couple of free loading devil bugs, that'll fix the issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742238
Based

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>>41742837
On?

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite monstergirl stories and scenarios revolve around many mamanos spread about all going after their own individual husbands. No harems, no focus on one single relationship that never goes anywhere, but across dozens all with their own issues to sort out and paces taken until the bed breaking sex.

desu monstergirl shortstories with many different species is the superior way to take things.

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>>41742874
that seems reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742874
Lucky 13.

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>>41742872
dees nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742035
>cherry boys beware
You're in for a scare!

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>>41742874
It's always best done across multiple couples and personalities, not only because of the variety but because the author won't fall into the constant blueballing trap of making up bullshit reasons on why the relationship isn't progressing in order to keep it going into perpetuity.

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>>41742939
that damn tear gets me every time

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>>41742913
auntie echidna is trying her hardest

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>>41742939
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742874
EMG was kind of getting fixed by doing that before the hiatus and I was enjoying the manga again.

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>>41742978
Anon you have to impregnate your aunt and older sister, don't you know echidnas are an endangered species? How could you ever refuse to do such a good deed by doubling the echidna population. You're going to make your mother cry.

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>>41742995
starting to think the curse isn't real...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742989

Herio Oshikake Youko-sama is what I found via reverse search

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready for the wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742978
And that makes the penis harder

[Anonymous No.]

How would your wife react when she discovered that you've had sex with other women before you met her?

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>>41742740
>get sick of tea getting spilled on your paint cards and sheets
>band up with some other dudes to go to the mythical promised land of the autism dogs where doing that gets you a decade in the snake pit
>go on a grand journey across many lands with the bros with everyone getting their monster waifu over the course of it, some guys leaving the group to live with their wives and others having their wife come along
>after a long journey finally make it to monster girl paradise where everyone has a loving monster wife and can also run their games
That actually sounds like a pretty fun campaign to run with some other mostergirlfags, I'll have to keep it in my back pocket

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Why would pear-shaped lolis have such wide hips, if not for putting your hands around them?
Why would they have such cute chests, if not to be played with?
Why such soft and flawless skin, if not for kissing and licking it all over?
Why such plump and round thighs, if not for squeezing them?
Why such big and round butts, if not for lovemaking?

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>>41743114
They are made for platonic cuddling and nothing else

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>>41743001
You have to admit though it's a pretty big coincidence that generations of one echidna family have had sons to marry the single female members of the family. Maybe it's more like a family miracle

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>>41743114
It is truly a mystery

[Anonymous No.]

Ultra hag mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743217
That’s just standard mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743225
Uhh, desperate crybaby mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mating press and creampie a feral monster that has never known anything other than her cave and the surrounding forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743153
lolis are made to be married and held closely in my greasy fat fuck arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743230
for me, its smug mofu

[Anonymous No.]

I'll stop the monster invasion with my ultimate techniques! Bravely running away and begging for mercy if caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743230
That’s the same as ultra hag mofu, other names are: super thirsty mofu, sneaky schemer mofu, and feral baby making mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743241
twitchy mofu for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743250
Where will you be when the combat music in hagville starts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743249
Hey whatever works, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743268
I use “Empty Egg Carton Attack” for max damage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743263
perfect for nibbling

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743153
>platonic cuddling
Doesn't sound very exciting compared to kissing young monstergirls, slowly and carefully stretching tight holes, and boucing a fat loli ass on your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is the smartest mg?

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>>41743273
>he doesn't know about the secret "saved up eggs" technique
Better start thinking of a lot of names anon.

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>>41743291
>secret "saved up eggs" technique
Oh no?!
>start thinking of baby names
I’ll use “Give Kids Silly Names” as revenge!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41743285
Impsy

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>>41743285
wurm has her priorities straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743285
Not only are Crow Tengu the wisest, but they are the prettiest, the quickest, the most sensual , the bootyiest, and of course the most humble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743433
>nerd bird getting uppity again
Just asking for womb bullying

[Anonymous No.]

Goblin negotiation

[Anonymous No.]

>lilim finds out you've been writing stories where you ship yourself with her

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>>41743551
I swear, they do that on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743551
You don't negotiate with gobs, you just pin them to the wall and roughly rail them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743587
>hahah oh no I've been caught, guess you'll have to roughly impregnate me as punishment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743590
Good job, now she's gonna tell other goblins and next time you'll have 2 gobbos bending against the wall. And the next, 3. And the next 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743557
>she goes in thinking it’s the raunchiest sex imaginable
>gets embarrassed at how vanilla and sweet it all is

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743602
those green hussies can keep coming, I'll correct the entire army of them if need be

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743557
How convenient that the muscle Lilim was interested in reading my muscle worship fan fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>my writing got ignored again
Maybe this stuff is not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743672
It's okay, my stuff gets ignored too.
You gotta do it for you and not care what others think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743682
That's stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743682
Then why bother posting it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743672
this thread is quite fast at times, it doesn't matter if you get ignored once or twice if it happens more often, remember that Wisp-chan is waiting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743691
Litmus test

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>>41743672
What did you write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743701
If you ever feel down just remember that stupid people can believe in anything, so you can believe in yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743672
I can't speak for others, but I don't open ongoing fics just because I can't commit to something that's not over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743701
>for
I fir let not to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743672
where? the Lim story? I said it was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743701
Well she is gonna have to wait some time then I will get my moment with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743824
It cannot wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743811
It's all in your head

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743890
White boys were made for holding hellhound paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743890
I'm tired of all these rumors! I don't fuck dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743904

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743924
Who's going to stop me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743953
General Grevious

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743879
Then she can come get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743924
no

[Anonymous No.]

>He didn't touch the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743924
Can I fuck cats, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743701
idk, maybe I'll just stop posting my stuff altogether here

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744108
Do it, you sound like an annoying fag anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744104
I insist, nya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744108
If you're going to keep writing anyway and aren't routinely told to gtfo, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744104
A cat is fine, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744175
>>41744108
We don't even know who is talking or what did you wrote ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744167
Fuck off scum
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41743953
This image makes 4w24rme feel weird

[Anonymous No.]

You don't get to survive a bear raping...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744227
If I can rape a bear, I think I can survive.

[Anonymous No.]

41744227
And no mamono would survive in my wood if they left me have my machine gun but the rule is no killing so everyone survive. Now fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744188
No, but I am tired now so lucky you.
>tfw still can't draw
Perspective is hard.
Please now imagine rata sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744227
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEAR

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>>41744091
Gonna molest every part of a dragon except her tail just to see her reaction.

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>>41744238
It's bigger and stronger than you so that's impossible. You're either going to have to scare her off or draw an anti-grizzly circle on the dirt floor. But that's before you have to worry about the big moose girl staring down at you afterwards.

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>>41744330
I'll just fuck her in winter when she's asleep.

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>>41744328
you are gonna give her a complex about her tail

[Anonymous No.]

Still thinking about my Gazer waifu. She draws a clear distinction between cuddles and sexy times out of concern for my mental being. She tries not to be unintentionally lewd, because I might get into a hyper-aroused state where I'm basically useless and alternate between a sexual rut and feeling bad for myself until she milks me into unconsciousness.
Of course, when she does intend to get frisky, I have no way to resist her smug demeanor. At best, I can get some payback and bend her over the dining table at breakfast.

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>>41744328
In the interest of science I'm gonna molest only a dragons' tail and no other part of her. We can compare notes afterwards.

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>>41744342
>She eventually breaks down crying asking why you won't touch her tail
>Explain her tail is too perfect and you don't want to ruin it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744342
>>41744376
>They both develop complexes about their tails, just in very, very different ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>41742238
>it's another stan dicksucking chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744367
What if I tossed a handful of Nutella at her?

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>>41744367
This is not to say she isn't above teasing. She likes poking me, playing with my hair, looking at me until I make eye contact and then smiling. Sometimes she tempts me with her lap or tail, or jokingly shoves a foot in my face.
She avoids my groin when teasing, for obvious reasons. Also my ears.

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>>41744404
Vaporized mid-flight. Gazer-sama is very powerful and should not be trifled with, ningen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744429
But I have A LOT of Nutella

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744459
Get out of our house before I call the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
GIVE ME THE BIRD

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738830
Tell me more about this snake. How long is her tail exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna sell for soul for a date with druella!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744555
traumatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41739651
what's this from? My usual reverse searching isn't giving anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744555
She'd be the one willing to pay for a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744670
If she wants to pay the bill then what if I leave my soul as a tip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744555
Don't do it anon. Lillims like to touch your soul in places!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744555
the only one who wants to buy it is Druella herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744648
there was a rata doujinshi once upon a time but it ended up being traced from another artist

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting cold again.
Which means there's no place better to be than up North where everyone knows how to make the most of it!

This message brought to you by the Winterstown Tourism Board

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744555
But lims are over-privileged attention-seekers who drink the MGE equivalent of Starbucks and buys the latest model of GremPhone or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745023
Where's that door at the top of that hill lead to? The Ice Queen's palace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745049
Most likely. They do have to keep themselves a fair distance from their people.
Or at least until some idiot/adventurer is foolhardy enough to try and win her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

your thoughts on cumswapping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745049
Another realm with another theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735462

[Anonymous No.]

>>41744950
It's still on sadpanda. Honestly I'd say it's pretty hot, but the tracing thing is pretty damning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745023
Hold on, this isn't Wintertown, it's a northern undead realm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745133
whats sadpanda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745139
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745133
my boner is surprisingly ethical at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745069
Quest: I dare you to knock on the door and run away!
Questgivers: Local Ice Wolf delinquents that hang out behind Wendi's.
Reward: Delinquents will think you're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745139
Doing good, how about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745139
people like you need to be violently raped by a cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745220
Those girls really need a hobby.
One that isn't making trouble, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745250
regrettably as knocking her up and creating children falls under making trouble this will not be achievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745241
I volunteer as tribute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745293
No, you deserve to get raped by a harmless greenworm or something, cheshire cats are for starter pack Anons that need to be taught harsh life lessons

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>>41745260
That's always the flaw with "I'm gonna marry the ancient evil to keep her from taking over the world!" plans as well.
Sure it works for a year or so, and then you've got a bunch of little heirs running around making problems in their mother's stead.

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>>41745315
I'm ready for the intermediate cheshire pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745344
No you aren't, i can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745049
stop asking questions and keep following the trail of candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745353
I require your strongest Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745363
Yes ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745367
You DEFINITELY can't handle our strongest Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745344
There is no intermediate pack, you just go on and meet whatever monster you want. Just don't look like a cute retard in front of monsters like cheshire cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745341
>then you've got a bunch of little heirs running around making problems in their mother's stead.
I commend their efforts to provide lolis of ultra rare species like apophi and ice queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745400
>Just don't look like a cute retard in front of monsters like cheshire cats
Cheshires can sense if you're shy or gullible, it only gives them more of an urge to tease and bully you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745434
maybe i shouldnt have powerleveled my trust stat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745341
its the unfortunate truth. even if you manage to redeem her evil ways, youre still sure to create several more tiny evils along the way. this is why we need more volunteers in the ancient evil rehabilitation program to deal with all the extra foxes, apophi, dragons etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745363
What's at the end of the trail?

[Anonymous No.]

who?
where?
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745384
I am horny and I need your strongest Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41738769
Yeah, kinda.
>Inb4 Otakemaru sees the state of Zipangu and breaks down weeping at seeing a world where human and yokai coexist in harmony

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740123
>Instead of hunting particularly troublesome wyverns and Elder Dragons, the Hunter's Guild decided to instead take the recent flood of mamono mana into the world in stride
>Now, all issues are solved with h*ndholding and, in the worst-case scenarios, marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41740656
MGE dwarves should've been 4' tall alcoholics who build impossibly-detailed sculptures of cheese, demons, and demons eating cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745434
I want a cheshire to bully me with her warm, slimy tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745538
scratchy papillae

[Anonymous No.]

>>41735462
Kots. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745545
Nah, cheshire cat tongue is soft.

You're thinking cait siths with rough, sandpaper tongues

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745556
if i throw her out of a building would she land on her feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745549
nice ass

[Anonymous No.]

Chershire Cat + Gazer means major penis devastation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745573
Right before she hits the ground, she'll teleport above you and land with her butt on your face. (She's not wearing any panties)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745549
Make sure you get your kots checked today!
Who knows what they could be hiding

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745578
No, that's just cursed.

Cheshire cat/sandworm hybrid is pelvic and mind breaking devastation

[Anonymous No.]

>>41745578
Teleportation + number of eyes Gazer has = the least privacy you will ever get.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna beat the jinko martial arts champion in the tournament with a laser pointer

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/nusmusbim_ss/status/1591011390718111744?s=20&t=JDizZ3WNWW7el06HNhEv0g
another one sacrificed to the elves

[Anonymous No.]

Anally annihilating an amorous Automaton!