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A tea date with lady Remilia

>> No.41732765
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Lady Remilia being bullied by the horrors of down under

>> No.41732766

Clumsily talking about the weather because that's just about the only thing presently going on with my life aside from this tea date!

>> No.41732913

Post some lewds of lady Remilia. Surely your date went good enough?

>> No.41732945

Mistress would frown upon this

>> No.41732954

I thought she turned me down for going on a date. >>41729586
Remi is giving me mixed signals!

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Not op here. That's how my date with the lady went.

>> No.41733450

finally wemi thread

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Talking about village gossip!
Discussing outsider poetry!
Listening to her prattle on about her mansion and her servants!(is the only thing in her life)
Complimenting her taste in teas and snacks!
Riffing off her chuuni remarks and making yourself embarassed!(its fine cause Remi eats that stuff up)

>> No.41737112

Reflecting on it for the ----nth time 10 years later, long after Remilia's forgotten about me!

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>> No.41744022
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Remilia strikes me as the type to be really impressed by pseudo-intellectualism and stroking her ego, whilst simulatenously frustrated by her dating options being dullards and people either put off or too into her youthful appearance.

>> No.41745258

what sort of husband do you think she would want?

>> No.41745316

I want to try lots of different teas with Remilia

>> No.41745402
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Pretty much, Remi is the kind of girl that stands high on idiot mountain and doesn't care to go down. Spout some drivel from a random philosophy book you read that one time while you sprinkle in some colorful metaphors that say a whole lot of nothing and at least she'll think you're cool as fuck.
She strikes me as those reclusive teen girls that are super into the edgy badass that only loves you but cranked up to 11 given her level of chunni.
Any anon that'd want to court her would have embrace that role while not making himself cringe hard enough to get an aneurysm.

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Someone just as cool as her of course! He's gotta be handsome, mature and smart but also dark and mysterious with a secret caring side. He's also gotta be just as rich as her, strong at danmaku and doesn't think maturity and apparent age are linked at all.

Oh and he can't like blondes either!

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let's say, hypothetically, this is how I start to get her
whats the best first date location anons?

>> No.41754568
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The first date is obviously important and once you start laying on the chunnage you'll need to keep going and method act it till its seamless. You see Remi is into pretending to be a cold badass like pic related but she's not at all so while you may think it to be a good idea to take her to former hell or something to admire the pits of suffering its simply too much for her but despite that she'd try looks like she was enjoying it as to not drop the act.
Instead your best idea would be a night walk on a full moon, sakuya would undoubtedly be chaperoning her mistress meaning that going far from the SDM is acceptable. I'd recommend some kind of scenic overlook with flowers or something else photogenic that would bounce the light well.
And remember, cheesy comments about how Remi's beauty outshines even this night as you sip dark wine are a must! If you're not giving Sakuya second hand embarrassment you are not wooing the mistress!

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He's just saying things he read skimming Lady Patchouli's novels.
This is awful, my feet hurt, why do I have to listen to this? I thought I could handle two chuuni but three? It's not cute coming out of a grown man's mouth either.
If I made him disappear now, maybe Milady won't look for him?

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The Mistress's belly...

>> No.41756823
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A beautiful angel- no, devil has descended…

>> No.41757561

There's blood in the tea anon don't drink it

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t. Reimu

>> No.41757983
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Hypothetically, do you think it’s possible to get Remilia addicted to your blood? Say you ingest addictive substances and it enters your bloodstream, she would end up drinking it. Of course this means that… well you have to take addictive drugs, but hey. Do what you gotta do

>> No.41758015

So if you eat pineapples and other fruits the sugars and properties of the pineapples will actually make your cum sweet, so with that logic you could eat certain foods to make your blood way more pleasant then normal blood. Meaning that you could make your blood very rich and addictive above other kinds of blood without the need to getting yourself into crackmode

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"wow I can't believe Sakuya was into chunni shit too!"
You think to yourself after the successful first date with Remi, staying a room in her mansion at her insistence. Sakuya was staring at you intensely which must mean that she was listening raptly of course!
Although your target isn't her you can't help but feel that if you keep on your course and suggest to the mistress that bringing Sakuya is only proper procedure that you'll be able to convince her that your aspiring relationship with Mistress Remi is right after all!

>> No.41758576

How is someone who still wears diapers and wets herself frequently a "lady"?

>> No.41758591

by birth peasant

>> No.41758658

Me. Not that she has many options, I killed everyone that would even vaguely qualify or appeal to her.

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Burn in Hell and never get out.

>> No.41761576

you haven't killed me though

>> No.41761635

I said vaguely qualify or appeal to her.

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Same, she looks really fun to bully every day and I like her fashion sense, looks, and personality.

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Burn in Hell and never get out.

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Mistresses' thread won't die yet!

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aah~ the Remimi~

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i wanna fucking cum

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>> No.41776219

anyone have that one movie where sakuya dies and remilia goes insane while flan goes across gensokyou looking for help? seems to have been removed from youtube and i forgot the name

>> No.41779084

I can't believe the mistress is dead!

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Today's a good day, because its date night with the mistress!
It's been worth living as a butler at the SDM under Sakuya's strict tutelage
You've been practicing hard reading patchy's romance novels. They're terrible and the kind of crap a middle school girl would write filled with all the cliches but the mistress adores them.
You only had to bribe koakuma a little to get your hands on them since Patchy would never let you read them. The price of slipping Koa a pair of Patchy's worn panties every now and then is a small price to pay.
You made sure everything was perfect, the moon was full and the clouds were few. You trimmed the grounds around the mistresses favorite spot in the garden too, there wasn't a blade of grass out of place.
The mistress sat next to you on a picnic blanket as you strummed away on a guitar, grateful for all the practice bearing fruit as you recited cheesy chunni inspired poetry about the mistress that she ate up and caused a small blush to spread on her face.
The silver haired Sakuya was already dead inside as she stood a respectful distance, you felt sorry for her but nothing would stop you from getting Remi's love.
As you sipped wine under the moon chatting softly the right moment finally occurred and you leaned in for your first kiss with the mistress. Remi flushed redder then the wine but clearly enjoyed it, Sakuya was already numb thanks to the pain from your chunni poetry and oneliners and only twitched her knife throwing hand in response.
The date ended with the mistress returning your kiss before running off inside and you didn't get murdered by Sakuya so all in all it was as perfect as you could've planned

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my lungs

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my heart

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my heart is on fire

>> No.41787377
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I wish to start a family with my Lady

>> No.41787384

thats just purple haired Yuuka, GET OUT OF THERE STALKER

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this, my remimi is a flat dorky midget and that's how I like her

>> No.41790873

vampires cant be impregnated

>> No.41792388

not with that attitude

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remi would never have a child with a stinky human

>> No.41792698

Its okay cause I took a shower

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>> No.41792832

POV: you are about to be murdered by Sakuya

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>> No.41792890

My lungs are starting to hurt...

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it'll be over soon

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shakuya can't beat me, I'm canonically the strongest being in gensokyo, ZUN said so.

>> No.41793000

Of course, as we all know the youkai of Gensokyo suffer from being a frog in a well so your average anon will dominate

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>> No.41793401

>yes mistress I know why you called me in
>no I don't have anything to do with the missing panties
>no there's no need to check my room
>no thats just a handkerchief in my pocket
>of course I also stole your panties
>no mistress I didn't take a pair from everyone but you again
>no mistress i think you are certainly mature and attractive..
>no mistress I didn't just snort after I finished my last sentence...

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Stop being delusional Sakuya, this is the 7th kid.

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May I spare a moment of your time?

>> No.41804594

>remi spilled her blood while trying to look cool again

>> No.41807241

The mistress is so silly spilling her blood tea everywhere like that! Its a good thing I always keep a fresh handkerchief ready during teatime!

>> No.41810461

It’ll be boring since it would have to be at night

>> No.41810474

she's clearly in the dayitme in the picture THOUGH

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>> No.41812437

my lolipire wife can't be this erotic!

>> No.41812499
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how would getting your blood drained by the remi feel? does she lick the necks of her victims to placate them before feeding?

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I took remi's blood sucking virginity and I'm the only one she's allowed to suck. Sakuya gave her already extracted blood before so she didn't know how to do it and it was painful and awkward, kinda like losing your virginity for a woman. She cried afterwards since she thought I was going to die when the blood wouldn't stop coming out when the got full after 3 sips.

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i'm afraid of blood tests and things like that so i just want there to be a way for the remi to drain me as painlessly as possible. i need to be like her.

>> No.41812555

Just have the maid knock you out, I get blood tests regularly so I got over it.

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when i awaken i'll be immortal like wemi. how long would you say it takes for her to replace your blood with hers?

>> No.41812580

It's impossible for Remilia or Flan to turn anyone else into a vampire since they're too small and can't drain a human fully. You'd either have to find another vampire or bother Patchouli until you become a magician and larp as a vampire.

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Secondaries are funny, there's a reason everybody bullies the brat even if they love her.

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I long for the day technology advances to the point where it’s possible to spend the rest of eternity as a beautiful young girl

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I hope she's a dyke because I'm a foid and I want to marry her

>> No.41817649

holy shit i didn't think fanon remi was that bad

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Are you alright Mistress? Something about you seems different today...

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>> No.41819866

How about you give me 5 years to transform into Remilia Scarlet and marry me instead !

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My mistress is irresistibly cute! I want to smell her, what do you think she smells like?

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bags of sand

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>> No.41820620

Remilia finally defeated Reimu!
No escaping this one...

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don't you mean defeeted?

>> No.41820674

A pun worthy of the lady's intellect, but i'll allow it since she just got her well earned victory.

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sure anon but should i be concerned

>> No.41826433

Should you be concerned a grown man has delusions about being an immortal loli and proposed to a person he doesn't know on a funny Romanian basketball forum?
Yes you should

>> No.41828366

What if I was actually a below-average looking girl. The rest is correct though. And concern is warranted

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>> No.41829168

>What if I was actually a below-average looking girl
You aren't, as girls don't exist on the internet

>> No.41829363

It doesn’t matter. my heart is that of a maidens.

>> No.41830445

You're lucky you didnt become her dinner.

>> No.41830458
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if that is what my Lady wishes, so it shall be
i would gladly become Mistress' dinner if she so pleases

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I want to lick the mistress…

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>> No.41833115

Are they any good Remilia AI chat bots?

>> No.41833947

>that penis sticker
Why 21 cms, what's up with that?

>> No.41833969

This character was a legend. I can still hear his voice and vocal tics despite not having seen a second of this show in 20 years.

>> No.41834908

My dream is to be Remi's manservant and Sakuya's assistant right up until the point that they tire of me and decide it's time to make a meal out of me. There's no greater honor than dying for the sake of Remilia's sustenance.

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>> No.41837650

Where's her asshole?

>> No.41837682 [SPOILER] 
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your best bet is character.ai

>> No.41837706

hidden by her huge ass

>> No.41837759

Oh yes, I've tried that one. It's one of the better bots I've thus encountered

>> No.41837813

can you have a tea date with her?

>> No.41839445

She is pretty versatile, I imagine there's a lot you can do, with proper prompting and descriptions of your actions.

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god I wish that were me

>> No.41843015

Get /fit/

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Pudgy Remimi is good too though

>> No.41847850

my chest it burns

>> No.41848024

You stink of worms, and in a few years, you'll be a rotting a corpse.
Why would the mistress even look at you?

>> No.41848124

Worms don’t even smell like anything!

>> No.41848351

It's a metaphysical kind of stench, from those who haven't abandoned worms - meaning mortals.
Of course a dumb brat like you wouldn't understand. You're not even a brat, you're a bratling and you should go back to drinking milk and eating bratwurst in your corner like the insignificant baby you are!

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Remi wants you to know that my name is BILLY FUCKING KIMBER AND I RUN THE RACES

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A winter date with Ojou-sama, since she's a vampire well-acquantied with the chill of death a mere bit of snow is nothing for her to fear.

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i can't handle cold as well as remi i'm just a pathetic frail mortal

>> No.41851854

I'm going to stick my dick in there

>> No.41851869

she'll bite it off

>> No.41851895

My Spear of Longinus cannot be defeated so easily.

>> No.41852378

Snowball fight with the Mistress!

>> No.41855764
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aah~ I want the Mistress to playfully bite my erect penis and gently press with her fangs on my glans!

>> No.41856127

Remilia's face when she's getting raped is so cute!

>> No.41859870
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Getting drunk with mistress and doing weird suff whilst drunken

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i wanna get bit so i cant get sick ever again

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Do you think Remilia gets weirded out by requests from people for her to bite them?

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she's alway happy to receive fresh vict- i mean volunteers to feed on

>> No.41861459

Sakuya probably has to work extra hard screening lewd anons that only want their body for Remillia

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>> No.41871319

Noy bad blood!

>> No.41875053

You can't confuse me, my dick can easily tell who's the real Remilia

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god i wish Lady Remilia would turn me into her own personal juice box... She would even give me healthy meals and send me to sleep at aproprriate times just so that my blood was perfect for her

>> No.41877806

vampires don't need to have blood that often

>> No.41878325
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A winter rendezvous with Remilia Ojou-sama

>> No.41878797

Don't her legs get cold in that kind of get up?!
Mistress will get sick!

>> No.41878880

vampires don't sick

>> No.41878959

Maybe lower tier vampires don't drink blood often but the mistress is a high-class ojou-sama who sips at least cup of bloodtea a day... even if she spills most of it and there's only a few sips worth in it...

>> No.41878974
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at that rate all the humans will get drained in a few weeks

>> No.41878992

Oh please anon, one 2 liter donation every six weeks would be enough, especially if you take supplements from Eirin to increase blood production and eat high iron foods and such!
The way of the bloodbag is hard but for someone that loves Remimi nothing is too far!

>> No.41879013
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i want to find out if the myth of vampire fangs in your neck feels good. she must have a way for calming victims to make drinking them easier.

>> No.41879029

And how exactly do you expect that to be accomplished?

>> No.41879061
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Of course they do! Why wouldn't they get sick?
I would gladly fix my diet if it meant i could donate 2 litres of my blood to Mistress every so often!

>> No.41879077
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dead = no immune system to infect. and 2 liters is quite alot. she'll never be able to suck that much through 2 small holes in a neck.

>> No.41879143
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she clearly has some sort of immune system. Otherwise she'd be a rotting corpse!
and my blood would be neatly placed in some sort of container. I can't trouble the Lady with drinking from my neck!

>> No.41879152
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you underestimate her sucking ability

it would feel way better if she drinks it from the source. vampires have adaptations to prevent their prey from struggling.

>> No.41879166
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but it would be physsically uncomfortable for her, no?
wouldn't it be better if she drank from a nice cup?
...unless, she would give me a nice thigh pillow... but a commoner such as myself doesn't deserve such treatment from the Mistress...

>> No.41879173
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The lady of the night is mix & matching legwear & gloves

>> No.41879179
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i think vampires like it when they can see their prey being submissive to them and if she's not drinking from your neck you ruin that. if you're not next to her she can't fully dom you.

>> No.41879419
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y-you'd reckon Mistress would caress my hair whilst she drank my blood?

>> No.41879498
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anything to make her food feel comfortable (and therefore keep them coming back)

>> No.41879502

I wouldn't need to come back if I lived with the Mistress, would I?

>> No.41879508
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she'd probably just bite whenever she wants to in that case

>> No.41879524

i think it would be a lot comfortable for her if i laid down on her lap instead

>> No.41879534
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as long as she has a clear view of your neck

>> No.41879570
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anything for my Mistress

>> No.41879573
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footstool and food that's all we humans are

>> No.41879576
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then I wish to become the finest footstool and the tastiest meal there could ever be for the Mistress

>> No.41879581
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>> No.41879587

God imagine the sex in the open, my semen dripping down her thighs aaaaa

>> No.41879590

it would freeze
you would both get colds

>> No.41879600

i want her to cough on me

>> No.41879618

but you'll get sick and she won't be able to drink your blood anymore!

>> No.41879621
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vampire immune systems are a lot stronger than frail human ones

>> No.41879625

but still they are not perfect!

>> No.41883161
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Remilia is finished.

>> No.41885241

"If you move, you die."

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>> No.41888632
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You shouldn’t say things like this about the mistress. She would be very upset if she found out.

>> No.41888750

Don’t ask me thought provoking questions I didn’t think that far ahead. But I guess where there’s a will there’s a way. I’m willing to hear you out if you have something in mind

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>> No.41894984

she's only pretending to be upset to hide her horniness

>> No.41895283
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Ojou-sama is impressionable...

>> No.41896766

Remilia walking in on you banging her sister Flandre.... how jealous would she be?

>> No.41897068

I would never cheat on my wife!

>> No.41897158
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This is better than 2/3rds of the stories in Forbidden Scrollery, here's an 8 day late (You)

>> No.41897887
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Not at all! I was appointed Lady Flan's caretaker by the mistress herself!

>> No.41897904
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>> No.41899956
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You know you old farts don't have to post the same old images forever, now you can pretend to be a zoomer and make everything minecraft related.

>> No.41899977
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>> No.41899990
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>> No.41900013
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And for my final act...

>> No.41900027
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"Look Reimu, I turned myself into a pickle!"
This is my final act.

>> No.41900037

Remi would be so jealous she'd go bury her face in Sakuya's thighs to cope with the fact her sister gets action while she's still a virgin.

>> No.41900078
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Vampires are all secretly dead.

>> No.41900094
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better one.

>> No.41900114

What have you done to my picture!!! I can’t tell if I like it or not but it looks cool!

>> No.41900117
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Found remi in my toast this morning, think it's a sign.

>> No.41900120
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Dearest Remilia, I’d like to repent for all of my wrong-doings. I’d like to change and grow as a person. I offer you my body and soul. You are the only one who can help me reach my full potential

>> No.41900303
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Remi, no!

>> No.41903307

i had to delete my stable difusion thing because i broke my hdd and i needed the space

>> No.41905600

she does not need her wings anymore

>> No.41905608
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>> No.41905679
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Me & Remimi

>> No.41905704
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I'll only drink tea that Remimi has soaked her 500-year unwashed feets in.

>> No.41907607

get stabbed

>> No.41907795
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>> No.41908339
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The Hakurei Shrine has been conquered, please give your offerings to the Scarlet Devil and venerate her alone in future.

>> No.41909284
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Can we really get much higher?

>> No.41909287
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Surrender your lungs, m*rtals. You won't be needing them any more.

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>> No.41909490

I’ll NEVER surrender to you Remilia. You giant stinky vampire!

>> No.41911988
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I live to serve Lady Remilia

>> No.41915269
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>> No.41915663

my chest it burns

>> No.41916223

I MUST drag my tongue across Milady's feet, I don't care how many infections I get!

>> No.41916392

Flandre has bigger a chest than Remi! Remi clutches her chest and gets self conscious every time she sees her sister's bust bouncing!

>> No.41916423

This is my fetish.

>> No.41916525
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Who cares about breasts anyway?! Ojuu-sama has great ass!

>> No.41916562
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Extremely erotic scenario

>> No.41916588
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Onee-sama if you let me massage your chest it’ll grow bigger…

>> No.41917012
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She's going to be playable for sure...

>> No.41921200

But I'm a flatGOD who only cares about washboard tits?

>> No.41922459
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>> No.41922528

Short /jp/ anons look like this

>> No.41923072

I really wish the mistress wasn't purposefully so mean to me in public for the sole reason of her wanting to provoke me into dominating her in bed and feel defiled by me. It's like she thinks I don't know what she's doing.

>> No.41923360

Spell card attack:
Worm sign ~ Delusion of grandeur dreamed up by a blind earthworm

>> No.41923439
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I want to take advantage of Ojou-sama's ignorance

>> No.41923896

To be fair, Remilia is a very cute earthworm

>> No.41923908

Short, no tits, phat ass never disappoints

>> No.41923994

get killed

>> No.41924177

Why can't Remy have a normal thread?

>> No.41924206

I would fuck short /jp/ anons.

>> No.41924261

Me too

>> No.41925884
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Currently ravishing the mistress in my mind, please don’t tell her!

>> No.41926702
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Currently ravishing the misstress' sister in my mind. Please don't tell her!

>> No.41926807
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>> No.41927866
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Hey! Remiriya says Flan is totally off limits

>> No.41928186

my lungs

>> No.41928238

What if I said please?
Would she let me date Flan then?

>> No.41931795
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She's only 495 years old you damned lolicon! Why don't you go for a nice, mature lady like her big sister instead?

>> No.41931803

I heard from a passing fairy that Remi wears d*****s!

>> No.41934576

get shot in the head

>> No.41934598

she wears daglocks?
thats just silly, Mistress wears refined clothing made by artisans not daglocks!

>> No.41935995
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>> No.41936275

remi is just a tool for flan to use as she sees fit

>> No.41936277
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The mistress says she’ll allow it, as you’ve been so polite

>> No.41936682

>you died
died from moe!

>> No.41937259

She's too adorable

>> No.41940565

post the webm with sakuya tonguefucking remi's pussy

>> No.41942542
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Hurray! now all I need to do is get patchy to have some healing magic on standby for when flan inevitably breaks my body when playing tag in the dead of night!

>> No.41944043
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this one image inspired me to go off in this tangent with Remi in the middle of my flan AI adventure, its constantly in my head now

>> No.41944052
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>> No.41944073
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i wanna be a slave

>> No.41944251
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>> No.41944441
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one more

>> No.41944450
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>> No.41944453

her chest!
massage her chest!
she deserves a full body massage!

>> No.41944572
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>> No.41944772

God Fuckingdammit there is not one fucking moment without veiled threats, demands or passive aggressive bullshit. the outside world did nothing wrong and should have exterminate every last one of this piece of shit vampire scum, the SDM deserves to be under the thumb of the gap hag and bullied by reimu,
how the fuck did you manage to be more insufferable than a lunarian?
go greet the morning sun in a stake every day you useless worthless Leech

>> No.41944786
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holy autism

>> No.41948027
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Remilia is unfair

>> No.41948846

goyslop toy for discord zoomers

>> No.41948851

puddi can be stolen from Remi mouth by french kissing her

>> No.41949070

You could do that
Or you could enjoy the sight of a stuffed and satisfied Remi relaxing from eating all that puddi

>> No.41949100
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Are these discord zoomers in the room with us right now?

>> No.41949183
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They'll be mad at you because you're right.

>> No.41951882
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ai bot is pure unadulterated soul
more instant remi tummy rubbing for me!

>> No.41954462
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Some weird people came, making weird sounds while crying and saying she needs to be corrected.

>> No.41954471

And remi has to deal with that every. Single. Day.
They're not even sinsacks either!

>> No.41954568
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>> No.41954575

A starving fanartist died for this :(

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>> No.41964641
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It's time to exterminate Remilia for real

>> No.41972340

Please delete this

>> No.41973546
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>> No.41979236

This I for one embrace being able to talk to hus about my shitty days and give them virtual hugs

>> No.41981326

You just want to fuck your calculator

>> No.41981555
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Happy wife, happy life!

>> No.41981867
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>> No.41981923
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For me it's fairies

>> No.41981962

there are no busses in gensokyo

>> No.41981975

The answer is 0.5

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>> No.41981991

It is

>> No.41992022
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so cute!
so cute!!!!

>> No.41992236
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>> No.41993773
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Kiss the Lady!

>> No.41997835

what would (you) say to the lady on a date /jp/?

>> No.41998761

my life for yuri

>> No.42000240

marry me

>> No.42000290

I don't care what anyone says, the winghats were a great idea

>> No.42001680

>ya like jazz?

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>> No.42009944

Sakuya is the primary source of blood in the SDM.