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Why are Koyukkuri so cute?

>> No.4164484

and then he steps on them

>> No.4164488


>> No.4164498
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So kawaii~

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Honestly they usually deserve it.

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>> No.4164565

Koyukkuri abuse thread?

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>> No.4164603


after seeing this, for the first time in my life, I wanted to kill a Yukkuri.

;_; what have you done to me???

>> No.4164605

they did it to you

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>> No.4164652

Would a koyukkuri be okay if it were in my mouth for a while? No biting, chewing, or tongue mashing. Just letting it take it easy in there for a very long time...

There might be some saliva, though.

>> No.4164653

Goddamn I want to kill these little pieces of shit so much, they just piss me off so much.

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You're a jerk

>> No.4164666

I think it has to do with their giant black eyes staring directly at your soul.

>> No.4164670

It's a piece of Bread, your saliva will melt it's body.

>> No.4164699

i want eat one

>> No.4164757

i want throw one.

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Wake up, see this, what do?

>> No.4164791

Killing them's no fun. You people have no imagination.

>> No.4164816

Torturing them, then killing them, is where it's at

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>> No.4164822

What a weird fetish

>> No.4164834

so nanocar

>> No.4164849


>so nano car

dohoho, well played.

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>> No.4164964

They can be cute, like in the OP picture, but they can be really annoying too, like in >>4164505. I still don't like the abuse pics, though.

>> No.4164999

Meiling is awesome

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>> No.4165158

I would love a Yukkureimu, Yukkuri meirin, Yukkuri Youmu, and Yukkuri Alice pet.

>> No.4165169

Trolling yukkuri would be so much fun. Not physical abuse, things like giving them spoiled food

>> No.4165181

/r/ing that one with the melted sugar abuse

>> No.4165187

>more than one

Oh god no. They would reproduce too fast. You'd be swamped.

Personally I would want just a Patchouli Koyukkuri. I would snuggle with her and read books :3

>> No.4165238

Thats still physical abuse

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Even though I usually like yukkuri abuse, I kind raised my eyebrow at this one...

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those poor koyukkuri

>> No.4165539

God, I have an overwhelming desire both to hug them and to smash them.

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>> No.4165571

Yukkuri abuse is fine when they're acting like jerks.

I don't like it when they're just being cute, though...

>> No.4165583

It's pretty jerkish when THEY BREATHE MY FUCKING AIR.

>> No.4165594


Except they don't. They never do. They don't need to breathe. They don't have lungs to do so, or even a brain that needs it. It's unknown how they even make sound, but air transfer isn't necessary.

... Maybe.

Thank god they're complete fiction with no canon at all other than appearance, right?

>> No.4165605

Yukkuri are quite possibly the most pathetic existence ever thought up. Even lemmings are superior.

>> No.4165607

This is why I love yukkuri abuse.

Their pain and suffering is cute.

>> No.4165644

Yukkuri abuse threads always make me happy.

>> No.4165649

What about Jissous?

>> No.4165650

It doesn't take much knowledge of Earth's creatures to prove this wrong.

>> No.4165653

Damn, me too.

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Not everyone remembers the original apparently.

>> No.4165691

I still haven't seen any Jissou/yukkuri crossover.

>> No.4165696

I have but it wasn't hilarious.

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>> No.4165710

I certainly don't remember them ever being cute. As far as I've seen, they've always been an effigy of suiseiseki used for abuse.

>> No.4165728

That's just disturbing.

For some reason I don't mind the yukkuri abuse, but this is different.

Perhaps because it looks more human, or perhaps because it shits itself when you hit it.

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>> No.4165751

Yuyuko and Akyuu know their shit.

>> No.4165752


Damn Mokou is flexible.

>> No.4165753

This guy's stories are the best. A shame he doesn't do any anymore.

>> No.4165759

Soooooooooooooooo... they are filled with jelly now? Like some kind of bread snack?

>> No.4165771

Always have been. They are manju. Their filling changes depending on the touhou.

>> No.4165773

That's "manda guu"

>> No.4165779


I'd like to have a little Yukkuri companion, maybe a Cirno Yukkuri to keep my cool in the summer.

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>Yukkuri are quite possibly the most pathetic existence ever thought up.
Well, almost.

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Cirnoff is the best Yukkuri

>> No.4166249

I'd keep her in my pants

>> No.4166326

enjoy your frostbite

>> No.4166342

Cirno is actually quite warm, see details in Hisoutensoku.

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