Immortality Recipe

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

29/8
In a room, Yukari was beside me with a shelf/fountain of melted cheese in front of us, with Amaterasu on the other side, the two of them eating some.

Someone said "The Reimu Extra finally got unlocked" like a long-delayed release he had waited for.

There was a chimp called Albion, probably referring to Blake's. He was running along a road but was becoming extremely sluggish, someone offered him a cigarette and he started running at full speed. There was a time when someone offered him an ashtray with 50 days worth of used cigarettes and he grabbed and shoved them in his mouth.

Saw a picture of Flan along with text "The Devil" with a bat crest.

I had drawn a couple images of Yukari in a black dress.
I lived in a shack in the Australian outback with an archwitch who was Yukari's mother, who looked just like her.
I drove down a road, over a bridge then turned left onto a downward slope quite desperately. A person driving up the slope parked to the side not wanting to get in my way. I was singing a song "Baby come back to me-e-e"

Someone was making Inmu edits of me, I happily encouraged it, saying that's real /jp/ culture.

Saw a youtube video emitting gold light by Maddox calling my dreams an apocalypse of spooks.
I made a video talking about myself.
Blacktan and his dog made a video calling me a faggot.

Saw a movie about Horus going around beating people up or shooting them with a laser.

In a thread. Someone posted a picture that had a four of a kind of guys fucking a girl, I thought their hair was slightly too short to be mine so I posted my own picture of four of a kind of guys fucking a girl.

Saw a post saying "God cucks God out of his most beloved girl"

Someone passed me a lunchbox sized TV, I looked at it and "Yukari Land" magically etches itself below the screen, then I excitedly gasped, then stopped and hated my reacion. I said to someone it should have the subtitle "God fucks over God(who is literally me)"

Trying to get rich quick going up on stage and getting attention but ending up having to go up on stage doing stuff like acting like a chicken for laughs and an act where people standing to the sides of the stage shot fake guns at him he had to act like he dodges.

"Some guy" who basically had a super power and thought he was deep or something but basically has nothing outside of it so wasn't being given the win. I was trying to come up with some poetry but it was basically just "Fuck. Fuck me."

Had a lunchbox trophy thing that I thought was inert but a guy says I can open it, I did and chocolate oozed through it, I was enjoying when some faggot flicks a crumb into it, I get pissed off, a teacher goes past telling us off, I say sorry but I didn't mean it.

Had to make a video where some dudes were walking along while bobbing their heads to the beat of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQBC7ILDr0


A guy said something wondering about what the people outside the simulation think.

I said "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me" about that dream before I posted my dreams where Yukari went into a bathroom with another guy in front of me "and it got 100 times worse."

Guy going off with a box full of some things, it had an obsidian charm with a dragon and phoenix on it that I went over and took back, since I want to use a drill to destroy the phoenix bit. Noticed he also had keys, wondering if they were mine.

Guy with a big ape in power armour. It goes "ooh ooh ooh" which makes me laugh. He says "It's down to whoever gets the next kill, him or my ape."

Saw a femdom video with "soul" in the title with a girl watching TV and a guy acting like a footrest in front of her being treated like he has no soul.

Wc3 custom map RPG there was a couple of dudes farming and a bunch of other people off the end of the map, and just one enemy had to be killed make the game end though everyone was basically just farming. I was dota Wisp, I used my ultimate on a ally right next to me as a joke then killed the last enemy and ended the game, as some of the others got pissed off at me, I say something like "zzz my dreams are fucked "

Saw a post saying "you can still win if you can get the main character to stop acting like a bitch."

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

1/9
Went through a screen where I barely slipped past a very hard group of musical note danmaku, but I had to pass through them several times.

Sitting at the front of a U shape of desks in a classroom, the teacher's strict and saying we're not going past 4th grade unless we learn how to talk right, like we're in front of girls.

Was with a guy who had a harem of vampire girls who were interested in him, I was just saddened thinking of the harem of Touhou girls I had.

Walking with a guy, I say I've dreamt about basically everything, he says "Have you dreamt about narwhals?" I said "Yeah, had a Touhou dream about narwhals." He stopped questioning.

Came across a barbell and lifted it thinking it'd be good to get muscles to help Yukari forgive me.

A teacher was letting a guy fight him and saying what's wrong, the way he leaves his lower body when he attacks leaves him open. I said I was inspired by this, and made a 4koma with the first panel being of Sannyo's face edited onto a guy in a couch who was interested in porn rising up and pointing at the viewer dramatically, saying "HEY - DO YOU HAVE SOME PORN?" which got the teacher and a girl to laugh.

Watching TV in a public area with Yukari laying to my right. The screen showed a Mario-like sidescroller with a cloud god flying across striking lightning down while shouting brainwash. I thought that seems off, I looked at her and she said to fast forward it. I tried typing on a keyboard "2V", which showed up as text bottom left screen, though I meant to press X to times the speed, and after a couple more mistypes, Yukari and another girl looked at me, then I guess I got it right. Then I lied next to Yukari again, and I laughed when she laughed, wondering if she was testing if I'd do that.

Girls gathered in a small room drawing together invited me, went in and saw there was one free desk to sit on. Went out to grab some things, there was a speaker/router that had an annoying voice saying something about "shill" like it's great to be one. I tried turning off the speaker, then reset the router which got rid of it. I hear the girls in the room unsettled then realised some of them were using an online thing to draw as someone came out asking what happened. I lied that it reset by itself, they asked for a number like there would be a call telling you one when that happened. I read off a little bit of a number on documents beside the router, then gave up saying "Just write whatever" and they realised I did it. Heard a girl say "You took your girlfriend out on a date, only to show her how fucked up the world is. You're so fucking stupid!"

Walking with Yukari and a guy who seemed sympathetic between us. I said "I want to have sex with her no matter what her body is like" she dismisses "oh, you say that..." I said "I just want to lose my virginity to Yukari" Guy thinks that sounds good and I should say it to her directly. I'm embarrassed and push them off to the side of the screen cartoonishly.

In a classroom, Yukari asking us to run on the spot, taking a measurement. Someone pushed me backwards while I was running, I wondered if that interfered but Yukari but she'd measured normally.

Posted in a thread was a meme Hearthstone card poison snapping turtle with text saying it -always- kills what it hits, ignoring divine shields or whatever, a person laughing at the idea as he clicked on it. Layers of responses, the turtle image appearing on the right, on the third it said "Bloodborne" on the fourth it said "Nen Zeus"

Saw three Dragonslayer Armours. Rated one star was "weak arrogant king", two stars was "enough semen to cover two people", three stars was "The Touhou fanbase is so mentally ill it would only take a couple of monster hunt versus deathbattles for them all to go insane. That's why I'm here."

Yukari sneaked up on some bad guys then shot at them with an assault rifle before running away as fast as possible while they chased. They were able to keep up close behind her. I was a spirit beside Yukari, annoyed, saying the only reason they can keep up is because we're a space-related team that gets a huge speed bonus from wind but there isn't any. Yukari makes it to something like a train carriage, with the three Dragonslayer Armours hung beside her. The chasers tried landing on the 2 star DSA, it actually had enough semen to cover six people, who fell away. Some chasers tried landing on the 3 DSA and were bisected at the waist. I asked Yukari about the 1 star DSA and she said it can't even cut 1 cell thick. I said "So, not even enough to bleed."

Holding onto a carriage while enemies chase. They use a magic spell that does damage with every element, appearing in a wheel going anti-clockwise. Me, Yukari and the rest got hit with two or three elements, including earth or wood, until ice, which was at the bottom, when I suddenly notice that my upper arms are missing and I'm not holding on to anything, falling away and getting torn apart by cats and dogs.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

2/9
Going around with a group of people. There was a summoning wheel that had been used a couple times to summon groups of people, but this time it just had one person. We summoned him, a chaotic clown character. His arrival killed a leader who was being called a cuck. Someone said he's in a better place now with his girl, others dismissed him "nNah, come on, he's getting cucked." The clown was generally an asshole, but if you were friendly he would give you divinations.

Fighting Hecatia, I nearly killed her, then she flew off towards a gas station. She had three meters, her hp was nearly empty, some other one, then an oxygen meter which rose up a bit when she got near the station, which caused her hp to rapidly regen. I was talking with others about cutting her off from the gas station but thought she would just fly further to another one.

On a plane with a group, from one side of a continent to another. Took longer than I expected, someone said it's hotter and I noticed when I got out of the plane, onto a beach, a girl asked me about where I was staying, I looked at my phone to check something.

I was warned about this nearby space that said "Go to Hell", saw someone walk on it then disappear, presumably off to Hell. I saw what would happen if someone "powerful" like me stood there, turning into a dragon and being repeatedly slammed against the ground, probably until death.

Come across Hecatia slouching on a stone throne, legs crossed, arms on the rests, rocking her big bobble head side-to-side in amusement. https://files.catbox.moe/e0x242.jpg I go up to her, she said "Death Hecatia got killed." I said "What, a boardpiece?" "No, it really happened."

Saw a post just calling me Lord.

I was a little concerned over Blacktan's posts, shrugged and thought "whatever, it's just fertiliser" then wondered if that's careless.

Went past a prison cell area, went through a door, some people were rushing through excited about something. I follow, I pick up a 2D cardboard crown with a huge gold chain, a nearby teacher chides me like I'm adding to my sentence. I run following the others, tearing off the worthless cardboard crown and pocketing the chain, running past guards who seemed to consider apprehending us since we're so suspicious, run past a corner with us going so fast we're sliding, then going into a video game shop to discover they were all excited because they'd magically ranked up the merchandise in the store. I went over to a table and picked up a Zabuza figure with a water dragon behind him, a water gun, and a box of candy. Eating some of a flannel like candy, a couple others come over and we toast our candies together. I saw Blacktan as a scrawny freak half-pulling a needle covered in black stuff out of a shoulder, considered killing him but thought that's what he wanted, I grabbed him and basically asked what the fuck is wrong with him. He said something about me treating all the girls like my favourite.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

3/9
got in a bath that had another guy in it
he broke a bunch of huge chocolate eggs
thought I don't even want bathe in chocolate with another guy
look around tub
there's a lot of dead maggots
pointed them out
he dismissed them as only something similar looking

In a caravan
a girl is put off by me
acting like a bitch
show off a terrible yellow stain on the right shoulder of my school blazer
she seems sympathetic
pushes me over
takes off her shirt
put my arms around her
awkward pause
fondle back a little
she wants to know why I'm not doing what she expected
say I haven't had sex before and how was I supposed to react
says when did it with other guys their hips would lift up then they'd take her over to a spot to fuck
we stand up
she doesn't look that good and I have 0 interest in kissing or sexing anyway
say something and leave
something going in the backyard to do with a sock like someone's stealing my socks

because of my latest image(00 10 Yukari x Yukari = Eilienen) on Pixiv I was selected for a competition
saw a picture of yukari sticking out of a gap that had gaps sticking out like tails like the picture

large square of school desks with stuff on them
see one desk about sesshomaru's gem which I think was yellow

post "I'm so lonely." thinking of Yukari saying she doesn't love me anymore
see I need to pray for her to love me again

beside a gathering of long dining tables
weird guy was around we had seen before but he never talked
he comes up to me and says something about trading with him
he didn't use his lips to say it so I'm thinking he's psychic
he asks a couple more times but he moves his mouth
then leaves
look over the tables
notice Blacktan among them
wondered if that guy wanted me to give him Yukari so he could fix things then give her back
thought I've got to give her up to have her

enter theatre
go up to the front looking for a seat
recognise someone on the right half around the middle of the front seats
heard I wouldn't find I seat but the left half's right most front seat beside me is empty
rocks back a little when I lean back and I can't get comfortable
hear "footrest"
recline the seat
eventually get comfortable
wonder if I'm annoying the guy behind me
watch the stage
girl is playing lux aeterna on violin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS-Zhz31CA
light shines from behind the instrument
vagueness about whether it's a girl
dancing while playing
you can see a lot of ass but sometimes looks like she has no breasts until you notice them again so it's like oh it really is a girl
"channel" switches to basketball
interesting part is a years long rivalry between "Dr. Detainment" and an opposing player
one of them usually wins
shown a time where the other made a huge spin throw from half-court that nearly went in
opposing rival wouldn't touch it after it bounced off since it would be "burglary"

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

4/9
In a room
big icy hole passage in the wall
suggesting to one guy to go down there looking for maria
although the passage was currently half-melted so it probably wasn't a good idea
Yukari comes in
mention stuff to her
smugly says maria is her witch and she's weak
I said she's different now
see an image of Battler with streaks of white hair and 5 or so other Umineko characters loosely gathered around while crying over their mother

had been with some other girl I didn't care for
was in a grocery store when I thought about how Yukari was leaving a room soon and if I didn't go now I wouldn't know where she went
was tempted to buy some kale but ran out as fast as I could
sort of looked down from the store I was in which was on a level about 5 meters above where I wanted to go
I could jump down but I'd just break my legs
ran around
my blue robe falls off of me
I quickly stop by my room to put on a red jumper
I was hearing dismissive voices "he's only a little infinite"

saw a large golden eagle of light flying above a mall
throwing out waves of homing light spheres
people saying either the chosen one or God is an eagle

said I would want Yukari even if her virginity was taken

In someone else's room using a laptop with projector
he comes obviously wanting control so I try to put on something entertaining
hover over /x/
there's one thread with an Erika OP but can't really find anything for him
he takes the laptop
a group of students are at the door with Yukari among them
a teacher in front is holding out panties
thought they might be Yukari's but it was some little girl's he taunted with like I'm a pedo
try and snatch them after a bit in annoyance
Yukari and one guy are leaving off somewhere
I go to join them

with a large group of assholes who had crashed a car into a swamp
they talked about calling the cops and blaming it on me or else Yukari
car was either mine or Yukari's
we walk off
go up to Yukari while walking with us
gave sympathy for the way she's treated
later I look up the car which was a "Blaze" model and reported it stolen

funeral going on for a mother
they were blaming her death on the father
I printed off the funeral card they were using in my room
picture of Flandre with crosses

saw a series of images of Yukari
had disjointed text across them
fit together as "you are my mom"

saw image of Yukari dressed in white looking happy
"you have to give up on loving her for her to love you again"

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

6/9
I was told my friend Reimu was coming over. Went outside and saw her at a nearby gate, waving. I waved back, went over maybe hugged, then we walked back.

I go over to a girl with a red visual diary, open it from the right to the last page and see tarot The Devil dressed as Flandre and say "You manifested the wrong reality." I saw The Devil written with a cross T, then white flan also with a cross t.

An enemy was glad about Reimu coming over since he had built up a Christ related corruption post thing.

On the backlawn. I was holding someone who had stabbed Reimu through the heart with a shortsword, the three of us held in place.

Looking for my laptop I find it on the table in front of my dad watching TV with its screen torn off. He says "you talk too much" I snatch the laptop and call him a bitch quietly while walking away, he asks what was that I say it louder then run off

In a classroom, went over to make out with a sketch poster of Yukari but it was gone. I looked over the other smaller pictures on the wall for one of her when two guys show up pulling them down. I laugh and say like I was someone ordering them "quick! glowies!" one of them was a ginger, I think I killed with a sword then put him into a trashcan.

I showed a ruby to Yukari.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

6/9
I was told my friend Reimu was coming over. Went outside and saw her at a nearby gate, waving. I waved back, went over maybe hugged, then we walked back.

I go over to a girl with a red visual diary, open it from the right to the last page and see tarot The Devil dressed as Flandre and say "You manifested the wrong reality." I saw The Devil written with a cross T, then white flan also with a cross t.

An enemy was glad about Reimu coming over since he had built up a Christ related corruption post thing.

On the backlawn. I was holding someone who had stabbed Reimu through the heart with a shortsword, the three of us held in place.

Looking for my laptop I find it on the table in front of my dad watching TV with its screen torn off. He says "you talk too much" I snatch the laptop and call him a bitch quietly while walking away, he asks what was that I say it louder then run off

In a classroom, went over to make out with a sketch poster of Yukari but it was gone. I looked over the other smaller pictures on the wall for one of her when two guys show up pulling them down. I laugh and say like I was someone ordering them "quick! glowies!" one of them was a ginger, I think I killed with a sword then put him into a trashcan.

I showed a ruby to Yukari.

***

Dreams like they're the future. Went down a road until I found a monument to me, looked up it and saw "666" several times, maybe powered up from it, I ran as fast as a car to my property, by the letter box was a stone shelf with lots of figures notably Homer and further along near the end Abe. There wasn't anything like figures representing Yukari, There were violet flowers growing around and in the direction of the shelf. Very sad and gloomy.

Ignoring a girl I thought was just Blacktan. There's a girl teacher I follow through a door, while sort of repeatedly trying to close a sliding door to keep a black cat from following us. I saw the paw of a white cat sticking out of a box don't know if it's alive or dead.

Mention something about my situation to a guy about needing to pray for Yukari to love me again or summon her, he wants to help me out starts ringing, maybe, a green frog bell, thought he might be making fun of me but then I heard a strange signal of sorts from the bell which convinced.

Wanted to fuck an old blonde math teacher just because she was Yukari. Following nearby, have a pipe, faggot next to me "accidentally" bumps into/pokes what I've got packed, though it didn't affect it too much.

Flew around to some place maybe a theater with big lockers behind it. There was a lot of discarded fumos there plus little maid dresses to stick on them. I picked up a Yukari and a Merry fumo.

There was a large residential area that was roadblocked though I wanted to go back there for something.

I posted a thread with a cute chibi Marisa with a scythe, not much like pic, it had a pinned thread pin in the image the comment said "You can take the pin out but you wouldn't be right" then another thread that just had the background the scythe and a couple of small legs by the blade that said "These are benjamin's legs This is a coom offering. There's a lot of Tougoy doujins out there, but when I'm noticed it's gonna be MLG"

I saw an index of Yukari related tags, scrolling through to cross out "strife_in_the_morning"

A thing popped up showing pictures of 8 future relationships I have during my life with the women not looking very good, the fourth one being an affair and the last being a bald guy on a leash. I false awake in bed, nearly laugh but cry out "it's just showing the worst things to motivate me!"

Really desperately crawl from bed to before Venus statue to pray for Yukari, noticing instead of standing marble she's brass and laying on her stomach inside a huge cool shell I found at that roadblocked place with a huge cool fish skeleton beside her with an unusual bone made it made a cross with the spine, also found at the roadblocked place. It had a name plate saying the scientific name then "common carp"

Saw "above my curtain" but it was the sky and above the clouds was Flandre with a scythe. Get told pretty sternly "Now fulfill your role as Mercury." I thought of in the sense of manipulating death, saving Yukari from the underworld and acting as a messenger.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

7/9
Cat Orin covered in ash generating things for me that sold for not too much a little over $100 each, another guy checked it and thought it didn't need to be worried about.

Heard a girl say she wasn't interested in girly men

Gem store lady wants to show me her rarest gem. She takes me to the third floor which was a very long large bar room over to the counter which had gems hanging over it. One was a heart which was almost completely transparent but had blue streaks around the sides, it faintly radiated a blue supernova of light. She took it off and we walked over to another spot as she complained about some guys saying it wasn't worth much. I said "maybe it's not that rare." From the other side of the room a girl passes by looking really sad, holding a torch in her left hand that had been put out, I said "that's me if I ask Yukari out"

At a hotel I guess, on a middle roof with a gun shooting at a tank that had made its way to the top floor of one branch. I shot but thought it wasn't working but holes would appear in it that I thought I could maybe get a shot through, another guy shows up beside me and seems to think they're not working but realise it might too. Tank crashes into a girl's tank at the far left side then after a bit he got out since it didn't matter, the "adrenochrome", a bunch of red fluid in his tank, would flood into the girls tank after all and kill her. Me and the other guy show up beside him blaming him but he says it's our fault for not defending properly.

Saw a game by ZUN. It was a single canyon area, like a tube around a rocket that I was about half-way down looking up from. Seemed Zeldaish, there was a sword stuck in the ground with an orange coloured grip at the start at the top, and a lot of other orange things. There was also a lot of purple things. I thought it looked really nice.

I see two sassy black girls who fight a lot at some school desks. One of them seems to always have a good thing to say. Someone says they basically sound the same but one of them usually scores a point for each thing they say. I go over to hospital bed that was a part of the room to fetch something, I say "I wish I usually scored a point for each thing I say" they seem genuinely sympathetic and say they did too. I said it again out of frustration as I started leaving, making them laugh. One the way out I thought "but it's not like I'd trade omniscient dreams for it". I start to leave the building, which I remember is really tall, from the stairs, then walk back to the elevator as I see someone I recognise as an annoying faggot get in just before me, he tries to shut the door as soon as he's in but I managed to make it, and stand off to the side in wariness of him opening the door and casting me out.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

8/9
In a room of glowniggers. I set up black boxers that had red and blue lining around each leg hole at the front, then picked up a cat trying to get it to go through it, but I wasn't too successful. The others were annoyed at me so I lift. Out the back door a dog runs from my dad up to me, excited, my dad was annoyed saying he hadn't seen it in 10 years

I saw a card, a girl in white with a sword. Saw text saying she confronted the Clockwork Master and compared pictures of what happened to a magician's stageshow and couldn't tell the difference. It told me not hold back on posting the darkness of my dreams, and that I'm going to become a tyrant the rules this place, like it would be important then. The sword lady card was a 9 of Swords, 'tyrant" made me think 10 of Wands.

In a place that had marble pillars. With others, looking at a magazine, a girl comes in and gets pissed off, seeing a lewd page. She walks for the exit as I chase, maybe showing her something else, towards the start of the zine was 5 or 6 full body shots of girls in outfits that were KFC related.

I saw a little game map split into 5 land portions. In the middle was a big Yukari with a sword, the left and right bits had similar Yukaris. Top had a small insect-user Yukari with a larger girl, the bottom either had a chibi welcoming Yukari or a Reimu. I thought middle Yukari's eyes should be orange but then thought violet is actually ok.

I was in a game split into portions, split between a few people, one of them called "oh my god" It had little towns/areas to control in each, I went off to the right and took over one weakly defended area in a woods. The guy who controlled that portion came after me angrily. I hid beside a couch with a little flashlight, also something I don't remember which I made sure to hide. He finds me, I flash the light in his face, he says he's letting me off because I'm sleepy but he wants to fight me, then left. I thought he wouldn't talk shit if I had muscles, saw an image of a tall buff Flandre. I went out again, I didn't really have any place in any of the positions, "top" was just water with a guy there being an asshole. I thought "fuck it" and tried to swim underwater to claim that as my position, but the swimming guy badgered me.

Saw Yukari fused with Flan, her hair changed to the colour of her wings, and flames or clouds the same colour on her BKGS, though she held it to her right unlike what I've drawn.

Saw Yukari who walked past without paying me any attention. Then another Yukari passed and reacted to seeing me before passing. I wondered if she actually still loves me.
False awake in bed, thinking it's probably a test

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

10/9
I went into my brother's room and stole his weed. Came back later and he was acting pissed off telling me to go away.

Looking over my desk with steroid needles thinking about my muscle obsessed brother, that he's right, muscles are everything.

Invaded at Pontiff. There was an onion host with two phantoms. I walked past the phantoms and hit the host with a weapon I don't remember, until his tear popped. I threw a shiv and it looked like it hit but didn't as he rolled off the ledge into the arena. I followed but he had run around the curve of the wall so I couldn't shiv, so he healed. Then I hit him again and he died. I heard one of his phantoms say he was going to kill me, he rolled over with Millwood repeater glitch, I just kept backstepping to dodge it, one of the phantoms saying something about me backstepping.

In my room. A little girl comes in and sits sideways on my lap, so she's to my right. I put my arm around her. She says "Hey, some of us actually believe everything you say. Oh...I can't believe this mess!" then hopped off my lap and left the room. An older girl sits on my lap to my left. I put my arm around her and she recoiled. I said "Oh, sorry..." I see a username starting with "Caesar" and finish my sentence "Caesarean" she says "Hey!" I check the full username "Caesartopia" and say "Oh, sorry. I'm the Caesarean."

Walked out my backdoor. I thought Yukari might have sex with my brother just to spite me, thought about how sex is like fusing your souls, turned up to the sky and said "Why God?" Two little red-black velociraptors came from the neighbour's house over to me. I was cautious but saw they were friendly and gave them pats.

Saw someone playing Minecraft with a NPC Zelda beside him and was told I better start playing that too.

Saw a guy next to a spider's web that had Flandre caught in it.

Saw a message talking about having traced where some guy's money comes from and it was fake stuff from an Indian pay machine. Saw a thread I made with Miko as OP talking about this, with the first line of text being in a script of eyes looking in different directions.

Playing a king of the hill game. My team cleared out one area the enemies were holding, then we were looking for the next place. Heard a little girl talk shit to me. I checked a big cave, saw them far away downwards. I transformed into a dragon and starting flying down there, an opposing dragon appeared so I turned myself invisible, landed beside the enemies and breathed fire on them. The little girl said "It's not my fault, it's Nickelodeon and Maldelorean's!"

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

13/9
Along a walkway I overtake a guy walking a dog, it runs up to me and I vigorously pet it, guy didn't seem amused.

Local food court, the curry shop has a big TV screen that Remilia appeared on before it showed blocks falling down, large at first but quickly depleting and not being worth much. A couple of others laughed it off, while I still watched with interest.

I was holding onto Yukari, a guy nearby pointed calling her the Throne of Want.

Walked down a giant beautiful corridor to one end, saw some furniture but nothing really, turn back, walk all the way down, see a giant red cushioned bed but nobody there, walking back, hear Yukari who's writing at a desk on the left side say "Do you want to rack up more debt?" I said no, she says "Do you want more Microsoft headhunters after you?" I said no she says "Then prove it! Overcome all of this! Then you can have the sex bed."

I was having sex with Yukari, her lying down. There was a girl next to her who I patted on the head in the midst of this, Yukari rears up saying "Hey!" I assure her I mean it all for her by looking her in the eyes for a while until she accepted it.

I was punching a guy in the face with a ruby ring.

At the stands of a stadium next to Yukari. She mentions my jewels and I only had a large yellow one but split in half. She laughs like it represents my balls, she has her own jewelry so I laugh and she does too and tells me to shut up. Something went on with some guys tossing a ball on the left half of the field, then I saw a cute sea angel girl with a short skirt who couldn't throw the ball very far go onto the right side which made me excited but I tried not to look at her in case Yukari was jealous. Thinking about the general situation, I told Yukari "it hurts" then was about to ask "what am I expected to write?" but wake up.

Yukari was being cold, facing away from me, I called out "Ass! Ass! Ass!" and she seemed happy and smiled.

On a raised platform, someone was clinging to a pole below that I pissed on and laughed about. Someone climbed up to me by another pole with a black T-shirt with text about their team on it.

Yukari drove around to my place, I got excited running out the window with a ruby, maybe like I was going to have sex with her, she told me to knock it off, I pulled out a sheet that had a few lines about a high school friend and his mates making something for me that's awesome, one line ended talking about Marge, and maybe something about the ruby.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

15/9
Saw /x/ as a place beside a river with little spots representing the thread positions, with page 1 and maybe 2 having a bunch of happy mushrooms sprouting around them, then an overpass, then the rest. In the river was Reimu and Sanae swimming in bikinis. I was underwater, one sidetie of Sanae's bottoms had come undone, I stuck my hand out as she passed over me thinking they would snag easily, but instead I had to pull them off her, as she shouts "Fuck!" and notices me. Nearby are Reimu's bottoms which fell off, I took them too then swam off. I came to a large round reservoir across which was where I wanted to escape to, but whatever was at the bottom of the water there scared me so I left the water and flew. I maybe saw Sanae coming after me, I thought I was safe but then remembered I could be taken to a Lion Court, so I was hurrying away.

I made a thread on /x/ with a picture of Reimu and Sanae in the water. First line of OP read "Even swimming around I manage to act like a clown" Someone made a post partway through annoyed with me for letting my thread slide, since it was near the bottom. Maybe I was going to try and get Yahtzee Croshaw to make a video about me.

/x/fag made a gif of me either as or with an ocelot, there was a picture of /x/town with the cat moving through the river, maybe with purple pixels around it. I was impressed by his meme creation skills. There was another image of the ocelot meeting with an eagle at a shore.

Something about cleaning up /jp/, I was tempted to just leave it to a black Jesus guy who was in my kitchen.

In my brother's room. I put on stuff for a while, he said something to me, I finished, he called me a bitch for ignoring what he said, I spat on him and left, then remembered my blanket was missing, came back even though I spat on him to check his cupboard, he just stood there, I found my lion blanket, then left.
I said "The great thing about Touhou is that it's an ordinary world like ours." to some guys I was with. There was a big group of Touhous sitting together, we noticed many clones amongst them, especially many Akyuus, which scared us a little, the Touhous rearranged into originals and clones. I was sitting off to the left of this group, there was a tengu like Aya but only black and white, no autumn strip, with a newspaper, we exchanged looks, then I put an eyemask, she came around and left a baseball on my head, then I took the mask off and we looked at eachother again. Then there was a little personified object that came up to me with it's own game, though it was annoying.

At a party, backyard. Youmu says she's going to sleep, the guys with me give little goodbyes like "night" or "cya", then I said "Good night, Youmu." She says "Good night, Benjamin." and goes inside, I turn to the others, flash double peace signs and roll my eyes up for an instant, we laugh and go inside, someone left at a table says "Haha, Benjamin became a woman" which I laughed off.

Outside, watching as a guy fucks a girl while another guy holds an unconscious girl, who looked like Yukari except her hat didn't have the infinity bow, against her. There's a kid next to me who's awestruck at how beautiful she is. After they're done I climb up on a thing, saying "Ok, let's go save Yukari" someone says "*Now* you call her Yukari" Then a girl with a Yukari fumo tucked it into the hollow of a tree, as I watched from another. She very carefully wrapped it up in layers of spiderwebs, looking around constantly, I thought she could see me looking at her since if I can watch my head's definetly peeking out. Then me and others burst into a building, they took Yukari out of one room and we left. We took her to a portal and put her in, but she just disappeared and the rest of us had to go back on foot, which in the dream I thought was an overused cliche and said "Damnit, I can't believe I'm in a show this cheesy." I to a lawn place within a school grounds, there was a guy ahead of me who used all different kinds of religion's symbols randomly, though there were a lot of hamsas on his chain of charms, he would flash one and make a whistle sound like a cartoon character acting unsuspicious, making me wonder if it's brainwashing.

There was a /jp/ thread with Beatrice but with Virgilia's hair colour pointing a sword down towards the POV, comment approximately said "I saved my mother." There was another thread with a seven stakes OP, I said, or maybe it said "Lucifer wins by default." who was in the foreground facing at bottom left, then I said "but Leviathan's also good" who was in the foreground middle/right, probably drawn taking up more space than Lucifer, then there was the other stakes looking smaller taking up the top right.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

15/9
I was on warosu making Koishi ghost posts.

On the toilet, Altaar's dog was down the hall watching maybe smugly, I was just keeping my feet up without touching the pee stains on the floor, and wanted to write something on the door, like "I don't care" except it came out as a strange double word, something nice about girls. Thought came to me saying that having sex with Reimu and Yukari feels really good.

Asked out a girl who looked like Renko who worked at Boost Juice, I wanted to give her the hat, and also remain platonic cause I want to give it to Yukari, and thought that I'm like Merry.

I met with a girl called Eilienen who looked like Yukari, maybe at meeting where she was talking. I sharted while bending over, nobody visibly reacted, I quickly left to a bathroom, thinking "so that's today's bad luck" thinking of the one I drew from http://www.shi-yaku-jin-no-hokora.org/omikuji.html yesterday like this https://files.catbox.moe/a88ycw.png but with three dai-kyô and one of the other bad luck ones.

In the shower. I stopped it after a while wanting to put on Palabra Mi Amor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnUnkR2-0KA I looked at youtube but wasn't sure of the videos I was seeing, the lengths varying, the one at the top had an anime girl and credits on the thumbnail, one was "Mod:<name>"

I came across Sakuya outside near a Mcdonalds, we got excited and hugged hard, rubbing eachother's backs since we had a lot of stress locked up in our spines. I thought about how she's one of my "fated girls" because she's one of ones I thought of when told I wouldn't be believed if I tried to claim more than 8 wives. I walk with her to a gas station, she hints at something, I say "What, you've had sex before?" she says yeah, and asked me to guess her age when, I say "16" she says "Close, 15" I say "Ha. I'm *so* right." she says "Haha, I thought you hated or feared the gay" I thought "Oh, I definitely hate it."

Was told as an early Christmas present a superhero would go around killing people.

Was told Executioner's Chariot with a golden wing and cross would dispel curses.

In a room, I shouted "Fuck!" thinking some people next door would help, then went in there to say "Fuck!" again to see if they would help, noticing Reimu among them.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

17/9
Pass by a couch with a bitch sitting with a big black guy. I was disgusted, thinking "Yeah, she would." I was standing nearby, shit all over the floor, shit covered idiots all around, one bumping into me. I did something that got the police called, they did something, then I ran towards a hallway with tons of glass double doors but they pointed a gun at me so I put my hands up.

Told I fucked up with this thread split but I can put it back on track with a "princess gem"

In a school cafeteria. I go up to one table about to say something about her liking black guys but someone told me off for being too crass, then I said "Ok. How about "Trick or treat, I'm stealing your candy" and they said that was good.

Looked at my threadwatcher which has a post in basically every Touhou thread, and over half of them had died while I was asleep.

In a class. Teacher mentioned a couple of girls were better than me at "Touhou" then corrected himself "Women" like they were too old. I had posted an image of her, on the floor in a messy room, there was a Pinky Pie picture on the floor near her, and several MLP posters around, I wondered if mods would delete it, also said "I'm going to fuck her."

Dark Souls, had enough free space to equip slightly heavier gloves, the armour inventory was cool because there was text besides all the pieces for which ones were heavier, lighter, same, or too heavy, other stats. I picked "Patches' Gloves" near the top, but then saw I could fit slightly heavier ones near the bottom that had a strange text image description saying "I don't need your Moundmakers" a character facing away from that covenant behind him towards a mound of skulls saying I'll let my dreams guide me.

Someone posted a Makima cuckoldry image OP, another guy said to him "That's ok but you should have had the guy in the image" and some other pointer. I had posted a Makima thread on /a/, saying "My futa wife." Saw another Makima thread, saw someone annoyed and replying to another, checked it and saw a futa copypasta about me and Makima. I felt like replying "*twiddles fingers* Excellent."

At Firelink Shrine, near the Bonfire, maybe it was like a lounge. There was several black shadowy clouds basically humanity shaped but no white talking shit about me off somewhere, a giant black cloud, who was an ancient lord, came by saying something against them, went past me off towards Andre's side then came back with an image with lots of text below it, saying "The Age of Dark is actually survivable, one can amass enough souls to burn indefinitely." I wanted to see how this lord fights because I heard he fights completely honorably and doesn't use any kind of low blows.

Playing Demon's Souls Remake, 2-2, the lava cave. I was in the middle of an NPC questline, thinking "Oh, they actually added this in the remake?" An old man wanted me to kill a giant bugbear false ruby. I entered a giant lava place, a lot of those hard to kill big bugbears around, "false rubies", though these looked like bugbears if they had a hollow sticking out of the top and lots of undead limbs around the front dragging them around. A giant waterfall poured down rapidly solidifying the lava, as the smaller bugbears all ran off and hid under the lava, while one massive one was left behind. I was Flan, I hit it with a spinning somersault slash with BKGS while thinking "I wish I knew how to do the 4chan post equivalent of this" After that the old man shows up and uses a huge long death curse to finish it off, though the thing was dying really slowly, the exp was flowing like red aura into the old man, I didn't want him to hog it all, so I did Flandre's crush to kill it some more, absorbing a small share, as it completely died. I walked a little, noticing myself reflected on a wall, Flandre in a nice pose like it wanted me to draw it, standing holding a scythe in her left arm, a couple of vespoids with vague mosquito features showing up by my side. I couldn't see the scythe blade so I zoomed out, it burned with scarlet flames like it got powered up. I moved a little, then my reflection turned into a male Flan, who looked like a stocky viking, a big beard that had a shrunken head dangling, I noticed it was my sister's head, also my beard had a few pieces missing so it dangled by three attached chunks which was a little painful.

Saw threadwatcher had a Yukari thread at the top saying I wont get away with just something, something and hump posting anymore.

Woke up to 100+ replies in my Yukari thread, scrolling through them, a lot of non-image response, a few nice pictures of her, one great image of her coming out of a gap with overlapping movement frames the width of her arms so she looked like a centipede, one post half-way through smugly saying something about me not being able to maths mark all of this like that's replying with dreams, I thought "totally not suspicious glowies" then thought maybe I've finally got attention.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

18/9
Outside my dad's shed, I went over to a silver/green reel mower excitedly, grabbed the handlebars and kicked the reel down to rev it up until it started hovering. I flew into the shed, my dad with me laughingly says he'll give me some gold coins. I wondered if he would think my avatar looks cool, flipping through my phones there were pictures of a hardened Youmu with a left eye patch.

I was on a battleground and wanted to use a Kikyo arrow or call Kikyo, something like that.

I came out of my dad's grimy shed and looked up at the blue sky to pray to God for Yukari to be mine.

Lisa and Bart running to go do something like show their love for Marge, into a house in front of a TV Bart was fiddling with. Lisa said possessed with Marge's voice something about emergence.

In my brother's room watching him play a shooter. He goes over to a soldier crouching in shadow and unloads a magazine into his side, though there's no reaction, then after a moment time's about to run out so he just tosses himself off a cliff, then "Victory" appears on screen. I wondered "Is this a good or a bad thing?" while leaving the room.
School place, a hallway leads down to a large class, with another classroom behind its whiteboard side. I'm standing around in the back class looking at my phone when Yukari comes in and over to me, basically acting like I'd sorted things out and annoyedly saying that's what I get for talking to my sister like a brat. We leave the room, she shows me a mirror and I looked a bit thicker and somewhat resembled "Jacob."

Saw Umaru from /dsg/ posting on /jp/.

Saw an enemy Yukari thread posted saying they were switching to submarine attacks.

One guy said I had the Ace of Hearts, Yukari said actually it's the Throne of Hearts.

Go over to a tower representing the ToH, Allan Harper comes over with a big bowl of Charlie's semen he was happy to find, and was sad about him being dead. Then I see him in a kitchen cooking with it.

Walking with Yukari, from the back class, she's showing some lineup of traits with pictures, red coloured, I remember "The protagonist is a girl" "She's weak" Leads me into a room, there's a guy in a bed at the back so I want to complain but she says he'll be cool and not gay, calls me Diego, then leaves me at the desk. I laughed thinking about it as "Deungay" though wondered if that was a double negative.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

20/9
In a lounge room with Yukari. Can't remember what she said, moves away, I pick up something like netting, eating green stuff inside it, peeling out white stuff. F Yukari comes over, looks at discarded white stuff like yeah you better avoid that. First time I've ever seen her with another Yukari.

Driving around following someone, vaguely maybe Yuuka, who escaped by driving around crazily, crashing into a river, then sneakily driving out of it into a nearby parking place, as I watched with someone from across the river laughing at the sneaky driving.

In a school or shed, there was a Jewish lady teacher off at the other end, guy next to me said something about them and some really rare expensive things they want. I hid in a space in the side of the room and covered myself in peacock feathers like I'm trying to hide, she notices me and gets me to come with her, talking about something.

At an large estate maybe a school, one building started erupting with slime, some people panicking saying it was a blob monster. I ran to a house about a kilometer away from the school, thinking maybe I can survive hiding out in here, I look at the outside of the garage door and it has a bunch of windows, I look at the blob monster which was turning into a spinning dark tower, thought there's no way this house survives it, looking around I go up a couple of floors into one room that was hooked up to a mech with multiple person cockpits, middle and right were already occupied, middle guys notices me says "hold on", left cockpit comes down, I go inside and it launches, immediately I'm around buildings at a different place, I try to fly but a ton of wind sends me flying over to a treeline before a body of water, maybe held back by the trees, as I hear the refrain of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i66vG_DU8E noticeably remixed voice, while also thinking about another dream I had before: I went with classmates to a fort, inside was a school building with many levels, eventually noticed the building starts slowly melting, I realise somehow that it's an insect nest that's sensed us and is beginning to hatch, desperately I tried to quickly escape the building, then fly away, as it crumbled together and exploded with giant maggots, bigger than orcas, I was definitely caught, then rewinded time to just before we set foot in the fort, I flew away and the nest immediately explodes, a wave of brown sludge and giant maggots flying after at me at great speeds as I barely avoid it.

Thought about the entertainment industry producing art just for money and horrifying/sickening implications.

There was a Yukari soda that had "Eilienen" branded around the bottom which I enjoyed seeing. (The Avatar image I requested)

I go up to a van with a female teacher and others, saw four things three being the image I requested and one with no image, maybe taunting.

In a desert looking off in a direction that Yukari was lost in, saying "Will she ever come back?" teacher comes out of van next to me dismissing me as crazy saying I have desert sickness, another girl comes out saying I probably had sex with my rubber self, I looked at the sun in another direction, either rising or setting, shining through mostly blocked by clouds.

I picked up a girl and jumped into the sky, landing in another area, I think a city I didn't like, I jumped again and held my arms out like wings to soar a little before landing, maybe near van because someone didn't care for what I was doing while I said it's the most romantic thing.

Maybe I was being used a bait, I went up to a townsperson and used Black Crystal which left a faint white ring around me after its usual visual effect, wondering if it was going to send me home, the guy in front of me says alright and spins around unchameleoning into a stingray man(vertical with legs) holding a rapier behind himself, walked over to a nearby spot and said he'll teach me to fight, I notice I'm a different sea creature with a rapier, I walk over, there's a farmer slumped against a nearby wall who scoops up some purple soil(all the town's dirt was purple, maybe a faint purple miasma in the air) complaining to me that the poison's even reached the town's center.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

22/9
In a classroom a teacher tells me I right now I get a 12(out of 25) for my subjects, I ask if that's a pass thinking it probably needed to be 12.5 at least, she said it wasn't.

In a class, maybe biology, doing very well.

Male character that could split into four, think it was an actual cartoon's character but I don't remember.

Blonde girl maybe "a kind of" Yukari, gave me a ring like a shell, I was pretty sure it was a pearl ring I wasn't sure which part was pearl though, and that I was given it because I have Sun in Cancer

I see a guy beside a place being denied because he only has a girl avatar.

On top of a place, looking over something vaguely like a bowling alley with a guy and a girl there. Giorno was next to me and backs off saying this part is Golden Wind and whoever crosses with me now will become enslaved, sits over at a nearby school desk with a book that said "ENSLAVE" on it.

At a place "opposite" that place, there was an opening song by SOAD with them maybe repeatedly screaming "GET ON THE FENCE, NIGGER!" like the last line of Mr. Jack, someone told me check out the opening that goes with it which had something to do with Warcraft.

Also at opposite place maybe, fighting with a guy by smacking a red/blue crescent on the ground back and forth , small crowd to the left.

At a department store/school, climbed up a tower of stacked objects that was near the front there was a girl behind me, I was wondered if she was waiting for her turn, I hastily scribbled "GIFT" on the front of a bunch of school documents and threw them over into the teachers/reception desk, then toppled the tower into a little spot I wanted to land in.

There were two girls, they both represented water, I gave them names, one had a V in their name, the other might have been envious.

A guy comes up to me and he wants to guess which animal I represent, I give away the answer "Earthworm" just as he guesses "Worm" and he's happy about how right he is

Saw something like a worst case scenario. I false awake wanting this not to happen, looking for something to pray to God with, thinking of a cross. In my sister's room is one blackish grey cat I've had, I pat it, it closes its eyes and purrs.

See Star and Luna have got a couple of assholes hanging around them, I'm looking to pair up with Sunny, maybe she also got taken.

I was outside naked, had wandered to nearby property hiding from some people wandering around, was thinking of going back home while it was still early in the morning. Saw a symbol like it was God telling me to draw it, not remembered well, what I do remember basically looks like a cat's paw. https://files.catbox.moe/s5ymdk.png

Cartman in a bathroom with a piece of wood over to the door like he's barring others from entering, maybe he posted a female version of himself.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

24/9
With Remilia and Sakuya, except it's in my brother's room so probably Blacktan and his dog. There was something written on the door, like before with the curse marks but this was a pamphlet with questions, one about the Ship of Theseus had made me anxious. I go out the window jumping onto and walking on the brick wall railing, repeatedly saying "I've shown the pontiff a lot of fear, but very little compared my fear of when I die." and thought in the dream about posting that line as a thread along with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roemgZLz3M0 also thought of one dream I had of death, where I was standing knee deep in water, a waist-high wave comes crushing me with fear but it passes harmlessly and I thought "Oh." Sakuya pops out of the room with a little bottle of stored night, a note that the room itself is night coloured blue. I'm left alone with Remi who wraps a wing around my head so I'm looking her in the face, she wants me to actually see her, shapeshifts looking like a girl livestreamer, before my dad's cambodian bangmaid comes in fiddling with something, Remi getting up to point her out of the room.

I'm off outside somewhere, grass car park. A guy tells me I should avoid Reimu right now because of really bad luck, also mentions my dad having a stroke as he gets in the car, I thought he was wrong but then remembered him having a heart attack in my brother's room, get in the backseat.

Reimu is in a room "opposite" my brother's room. She gets annoyed about the bad luck thing, making a post replying to everyone except me with four letters, name of glow agency. Someone replied back with a "woah! haha"

In a classroom, mentioning something about "The D principle", there's a bitch on the other side of the room saying she's not afraid of the D, there's images at front that updated, because that bitch's posts apparently have a high influence on this board an image for her was on the board, of Rainbow Dash. I thought well if I get some attention I'll take up that board.

I'm sitting with Mike on my right, sunlight shining upon me, but still not convinced that I have God on my side enough, seeing something that's also a symbol of God, and want to go buy one. A magazine producer comes over wanting to take pictures of me and Mike, she poses extremely well while I don't bother much since I don't want to come across as happy when I'm not. The producer leaves saying something about Mike being too good for them to use. I do a thing where I poked Mike's nails with my fingertips and got them caught, pulling them away a little painfully. She takes my hand and demonstrates how to properly unhook the claws before pulling. I notice we've got another girl sitting next to use, Rainbow Dash tattoo, dyed hair and shit, think "Ew. Yeah I bet she wouldn't like me." Saw people standing around a big cake on the floor, shaped like a guy collapsed face down with a white shirt, black pants and jacket, someone wanting to take the jacket off..

In class. I've got a cross, a guy fucks with it maybe tosses it away, gives me a multipen. He looks to a kid to his right, wondering why he wasn't smiling. I said "As if he'd smile at you interfering with someone whose cause God ordains." I take off the top of the multipen and pull out the various ink tubes, one facing up while the others are held sideways so it's a cross.

On a couch. Yukari comes up to me asking if I was the one who lost something attached to a keychain behind a hearth, I remembered it was me so I admitted it think she might let me off easy for honesty. She pulls out a page that had angry eyes drawn on it and like 15 different notes on shit I've fucked up, adding it to the list. I thought "Can't she just pull it out through a gap?"

In a room.I'm holding up a page in front of a hearth, but it burns over when I hold it too close. I go over to a bench, Meiling comes into the room saying "Oh well, lets make another" grabbing some dough, rolling and flattening it. I said "Hey, wash your hands first." She gives a annoyed-about-being-scolded response, saying "Yeah, yeah." in a dumb voice. She starts talking about something, her boobs are big and there's a lot of cleavage so I rest my head in them thinking I'll listen like that, but enter baby mode upon contact and get lost in another world for a minute, then pull my head out like "What?" she laughs like she'll repeat for me, while I thought I really wish I could embrace Yukari's breasts. Meiling mentions something being ok, a couple of water streams coming from the hearth side, one coloured, one clear.

In a tall building. An old guy gives me a page telling me to finish it and it'll help manifest Yukari. Looked like an abomination vaguely resembling Rainbow Dash, I bring this up and he says I can redraw it as I like, then leaves. I accidentally dropped it into a pot of gravy like that was the manifestation stuff, it makes a weird noise, I wash it off and bring it to the guy, he tells me to burn it so I did.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

I go up to him later, there's a Yu-gi-oh! card with a cute short white haired girl on it, basically Youmu's hair, thought this guy had given me girls before and she might pop up in my dreams. Later me and another guy think this old guy is secretly Planner, we come up to him among an audience and like a couple of geniuses we point at him and call "Planner!" repeatedly. He seems confused, I thought if he was actually Planner he'd maybe turn into his true form and kill us, but maybe he doesn't want to disturb the balance. The old guy says he's Dracula, bringing out a golden axe saying he got sealed as an axe a couple of times, then held it up which binded me in gold chains alongside Yukari who was on the floor next to me all of a sudden. He takes me to a balcony and says "Ok, there's two things, first thing is..." Yukari, still on the floor, looked annoyed as if she wanted to say the first thing is unbinding us, which he did. Then he said "Second thing is, about manifestation..." stopping there looking like he doesn't want to tell me, Yukari also looks like she's got something I don't want to her, I thought "What, I'll manifest Rainbow Dash?" Yukari, still on the floor, says "Your dreams are gasps of eternity, but to other people it's not like that" Dracula maybe says I'll manifest her but she won't be right. I left, then came back in a minute saying "What, do I need 30 Yukari mastery and 30 Concentration mastery to be able to manifest her correctly?" I had just leveled up to ~3 Yukari mastery earlier, 30 was max. He doesn't get to answer because someone was climbing up the side of the building next to us, some guards coming out after him.

I was standing in front on a couch with a couple of kids sitting on it, one girl one boy. I notice coming from another room was a hideous mutant creature, "dingo" came into my head, orange fur, had multiple limbs like a spider, also a pig snout, eyes like a predator. I urged the kids to run away, pointing at that thing, the boy gets up ready to go, the girl remains sitting, I urge her some more.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

26/9
Enter a boss fight, little grassy area with four horsemen Yukaris riding around, couldn't be damaged normally I had to lure them onto a brazier upon a little raised area. I died to one, it turned around and pawed back with one leg tossing dung pies where I died which made me laugh. I respawned, my healing/consumables didn't regenerate.

I was told to go fuck with someone's car/room, I stood outside it and whipped through the walls with Witch's Locks, fucked up shit including whatever was in the little container below the radio, then left. As I was leaving I saw two little figures of my "mom" and "dad", the mom recently added. On the right was the Grim Reaper, holding a scythe in his right hand with a cross to his left, on the left was a similarly hooded figure holding a scythe in her right hand with a red loveheart to her left. I was told people really wanted to play as them, especially mom, because of the way they died being so terrible.
In a car, pulling out of a place, a kid nearby talks some shit, quite likely the wriggleposter in my Yukari thread, I called him a little bitch as I drove by. A voice says something, I say "I think that response is good enough."

In a carpark, half of the parks have been cleared out, which isn't good enough, I said "Wish I had a trumpet to blow on to get people's attention." I hang with someone next to a column, picking out little bits of green stuff stuck to the sides of an icecream container. I call out to a guy on the far end of the park saying "Whatever, I'm just going to be sitting next to Mike." as I put on the container's lid, he comes over and I show him there's a picture of Mike Tyson on it making him laugh. I leave the park, I see Izanami sitting nearby and thought "If I could have had just one goddess corrupted to get attention it'd be her."

I'm walking around a paddock, Izanami drives by on a nearby road, a guy driving behind her and me convince her to let me follow behind her, I get in his car and follow.

I head down a walkway, I start singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1WLeXuPs8E which makes me start to fly, a few guys heading the other way looking up at me seeming irritated, one was that guy(specifically it's a dude from highschool who ran for student captain though he didn't give a shit about school he just wanted it for his resumé.) who said Reimu's bad luck.

Blacktan posted on Pixiv a picture of Flandre shackled to her computer.

Outside, I fly onto a bus wanting to pray to God to go back in time and fix shit. I look past a distant treeline to water where there's a large reflection of the moon, it had an aura of light around it that made me think of the water you jump through to get to Rom. Someone over there points out my grandmother, who was there, saying she's got legs like a sexy nun, making me avert my eyes because they were wrinkly.

On some pathways surrounded by water. I'm in front of a large red demon, but it's staring off into space like it doesn't notice me. There's a couple of others, I start running away, one of them gets in the way, I killed it by punching its face several times.

In front of a house beside a highway, there's demons/zombies everywhere, they pour into the house right in front of me somehow not noticing me, a guy comes up to me wanting me to fly him away but I don't want to waste energy carrying him, I tell him to go hide in a church, I fly off, I landed beside my brother, I told him to go hide in a church, I fly off, I landed in front of a skyscraper, Makima is there, I go up to her thinking she might be mad or something but she looks passive, I lay my head into her chest.

Saw a thread, first post was calling Touhous whores, second post was a picture of Yukari and Satori in a lifeboat, with one wearing a nun's outfit with a cross, I thought it was a picture a glowie commissioned.

At a slot machine, picking up the change coming out by hand, a girl next to me asks if I want the box, picking one that was on the machine and putting it in place. It already had coins I could use, also a bunch of newspaper and trash, I said "I can just use these coins?" she says "Yeah but if you lose it all you'll owe." She says something about men and women, I say "Oh, please say more, I'm terrible with my wife." She has a little model skyscraper, calls it the tower, saying to merge it with a cookie.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

27/9
I fought with someone and maybe he smacked me such that a skeleton like Steel Ball Run's popped out of me, but then I responded by drop kicking his back making a little pony pop out of him.

In a class, talking to a girl at the front, showing off my muscles saying I need steroids, she says my hair resembles roses, I had trouble lifting, though when she lifted by my side it was much easier, another girl comes in talking about seeing 4 and 13 everywhere, I said me too and carved pic related in the air with imitation chalk sounds, then one gets angry at me saying chalk doesn't sound like that, I said I don't know I've barely used chalk, girl gets asked something about being a teacher, she says "I don't know I mostly just act retarded" I said yeah me too. There's a guy with a girl who I'm also hitting on, also another girl standing off who I told to love me because 3 is a very bad number in love, Sorrow.

Looked up at a hotel with a room a fair way up occupied by glowies, big knock-off Homer inflatable outside it. Probably the "cool 2hu art" with Yukari and a blue butterfly on her hand posted shortly after I was making draw thread requests for Yukari holding a red butterfly on her hand.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

30/9
Saw Blacktan on the middle thing between the two lanes outside the local Mcdonalds, I thought of saying "What the fuck's wrong with you" and also a thing from one dream I forgot to tell in a previous thread about there being a storm of spiders weaving up a web so I conjured a storm of wolves that killed all but one of them in exchange for all but one of my wolves, a guy warns me not to 1v1 the last one but I say "Wait, I have an idea" and I go up to it and ask "with my heart" for him to go away, and it disappears leaving behind a troll message "xd lain is a woke lain", but thought as if I'd ask/as if the piece of shit would do it, though maybe something about Lain helping anyway.

Saw something like a whole bunch of gylphs/text appearing around a thing I was looking at, from people outside the simulation observing.

Saw a credits screen with the Yukari spam thread appearing, I guess since it's a leak since warosu didn't record the cross I sent a few seconds before deletion along with the message "dream me said "oh well just post a cross and report"" which was my reaction in a dream to Yukari sex being posted. A black guy was talking saying "Oh yeah, that guy wouldn't back down from talking about cuckoldry" I saw a graph based on the spam, with it going up until it was called "mid" then it sharply dropped off.

Around some traffic lights for whatever reason. I was shown I could post three Hina threads to soak up the misfortune generated by the porn spam, one of them had black energy being soaked up by the long head ribbons. Someone came to talk shit.

On a couch, the TV had a Disgaea game which I was excited about, like it was based on me, the volume was very loud so I turned it down to a reasonable level. Someone came to talk shit.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

2/10
In a classroom, I talked like a teacher but I had to put up with a whole lot of interference bullshit.
In a house with the lights out, went down a staircase to another door, then the blackish grey cat representing God I pat in the dream before followed behind me, growling angrily but not clawing me as I pet it. I thought that cat is actually Mergo.

/jp/ thread, I posted after 3 posts, then there was 3 posts seething at me with the first being a tripfag like I hate Eilienen, I checked and there was only 3 IPs in the thread.

As a reaction to my recent behavior I saw several threads including a cyclical one being made, to compete for board attention.

I was betting my ruby ring on winning the lottery, which was basically necessary. There was a lucky number that came with it.
Someone was annoyed at me saying I'm like one artist on Pixiv who drew himself in a throne room with golden hair and Touhous.

Go up to a guy that was pissed off and trying to set a cloud hovering above a lake on fire, which wasn't easy because it's water. I brought up my struggle against Arisuchan's water army in the forest nearby like haha.

I was making a video where a girl put up one hand with a 1 appearing above it, and her other with a 2, then put them together into a flower symbol, maybe as an apology to Yukari

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

3/10
I was eating a huge chocolate bar, a Boost, with F Yukari nearby, wondering if I can get her attention.

I was with a Discorder, he was being an asshole, I said I was going to stick a cross in his brain, for a split second seeing an image of a dude with his scalp off, three crosses stuck in his brain. He laughed it off like what's that supposed to mean, posted some trash insulting Marisa, I said "cringe and ignored" and walked off.

At a spot with a post of mine, a couple of Discord posts attached to it, waiting to see if janny would clean it up. A guy goes off saying he's going to try out the operation Crowley recommended. A kid bumps into me, I notice he took my Boost Juice, I chase him and take it back, he said "Whatever, it doesn't taste that good anyway"

At a spot, I was scooping up some rice into one part of the bowl which represented me dealing with Discorders shitting my threads up, Abiru-chan was next to me and said "I feel sorry for him" while blushing like she finds it cute.

Kitsune posted a Discord emote of a robotic Demiurge shining golden to the left of a big group of Touhous.

At a Mcdonalds, Homura shows up, not angry but telling me off saying to just disregard the bitches. I go over to another spot, thought about how all this happened because I posted my dreams and then didn't immediately dominate the board, letting bitches make shitty threads about the characters cursing them, especially Yukari, hugged Homura and grabbed her ass a bit, then stopped thinking I wouldn't want Yukari hugging or groping another guy just because she wants comfort, then started squeezing and hugging my Yukari fumo instead.

At a spot, my ruby ring had duplicated, I took my original off my index but the new one was slightly smaller, I put it on my ring finger. Yukari came over and lay her hand over mine, I said "Is it enough?" vaguely recalling I should have 3 ruby rings, she said "Yeah", I pulled her close.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

4/10
I was shown I'd made a picture of Hina standing on the ocean projecting a cross over it. It had an unfortunate side effect of causing me and Yukari to not notice eachother even though she was sticking out of a gap in my back/I was sticking out of a gap in hers. I was told mother isn't dead so this isn't a funeral thread just a wahwah, and that I'm about to destroy /v/

In a large space between buildings, Santa came out in a strange monster form blasting a giant white/blue laser all over the place, I dodged to the sides to avoid getting hit, he shot into one of two giant monsters, Cthlulu, killing it.

Irithyll around the silver archer's place, got killed by a couple of invaders, one on the ground with a Jojo character name. My corpse had faded before the other threw a stalk dung pie.

I was compared to /dsg/'s lot as the Ds3 player Anduhe, got called Andy a couple times.

I was Reimu, equipping Dark Souls armour, I put on Master's Hat which looked like a rag version of ZUN's hat, and Fallen Knight armour, went over a railroad and near a church but didn't enter.

Girl talking with a guy who came out from the church secretively talking about seeing the sun appear and expand for a while before cooling off, its layers turning gray, maybe before going supernova.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

6/10
A couple of guys floating around a paddock who were God. Another guy clings on to them as they fly by trying to steal something, and manages it, shooting one and turning him into a girl. Then he's up on a stage as "Hypocritical Smith"

Jerry was up on stage but not getting any laughs, tough crowd.

A couple of guys standing a fair distance away from the city saying "There's still a chance to make it to Sydney." Kitsune is there and dismisses them.

I challenged Kitsune, he's says alright as he pulls one of his earrings off, a vine of pokeballs.

See a room, there's a guy there who obtains something and says something like he's wistfully realizing something, I just translate "I am complete." like Beelzeboss.

One of the first posts in probably the /2hug/ saying "Stop trying to drive us crazy"

I said "I'm always trapped on the border of love for Yukari" then looked a big bar of soap with a little space in the middle underneath it, wanting to fuck it like I'm fucking her ass.

See a guy at the other end of the room drive a spike through a penis. I go over and say "Is that good luck" he says "Maybe if it starts growing back."

At stadium's arena, I've got a little flying angel Pokemon, which a few others make fun of.

I was going over to Bernkastel's house, for some reason thought it was one block that was a pile of trash but someone told me off pointing out a giant cat's tower.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

7/10
Outside, I vomited a big glob of pink shit.

Along roads, I said "I am Fear. Fea-R. Fea-R." Thing going on where bronies left a glob of pink shit, I probably redirected it at them, also cursed them with the usual Thor, flew off into the sky, but something I said got me apprehended.

Pretty sure I heard some of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqvjMZmrzM4

Saw Bernkastel but with Sunny Milk's colour scheme.

Sitting on the floor in a dark room, F Yukari comes over and tosses a slip of paper in front of me, pointing out one line "I am the King of Dreams." She put a shotgun to my head, I said "Can't I at least decide that myself?" then "Can you at least take my virginity first?" which she seemed to consider.

Kitchen. Someone said something about life's innocence. I said "Life's cheetah has my head in its jaws." Then "Actually it's two cheetahs."

Posted a thread on /x/ trying to get attention, one post replied me saying "I hate evening." another replied with a longer viler way of saying "I hate evening."

Praying to God/asking God "Why?"

Dark Souls. Desert like area, outside. Equipped an axe that boosted illusions, like a previous dream where I had "Distraction Axes" that increased the lava splash radius of Great Chaos Fire Orbs. Went inside a dark room. I checked my rings, all Yukari rings. Two gave bonuses for good grammer, spelling and punctuation. Another gave a boost to illusions.

In my room taking a photo of two figurine boxes of Yukari, wanting to send them to my sister to get me attention. One box had two pictures of Yukari at the sides, one picture reused from the other box which I didn't like, I angled it so you could see a picture of Makima on the box's side.

At a church's parking lot, a girl dug up a little stash that had the two ruby rings from before. She ran into a woman shortly after leaving, hiding a knife behind her back before trying to stab her.
Went down a little grass slope with something I stole thinking of putting it in a shabby plank dog house hanging on a pond's edge but a nearby tent with a family in it got antsy so I was going to do something else.

A guy standing atop a giant mound of rubble, another guy on his knees at its bottom, saying he couldn't win anymore and could only post in a catbox.

Outside, there's a group of people standing around with Twilight Sparkle, a dog comes over from them and brushed up against me. I reflexively pat it, then thought gross, I touched a filthy dog, especially filthy if it hangs around ponies. A girl in their group said I went too far with something.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

10/10
On a cliff, I said "Me am hulk man" before jumping down. Went over to a climb a cliff, a guy comes over pushing me over, someone demands an image off him, he posts "Spongebob vs Squidward general #30"

At the end of a JAV thread was a faggot mass replying saying shit like "SHE ISN'T REAL" and "I just did this at the end of club president's thread, testing it out here"

Someone linked my Yukari thread in a hentai general. A frogposter said I was based and won, another said I represent Slave Health and I don't win until I bring Slave Health to this board for the sake of our Snake Health.

In a bed, on the right side, doing something on my laptop. There's a guy in on the left jacking it to Yukari which makes me want to do it, there's a guy sitting at that guy's feet jacking it to pictures of Yukari with goblins, his dick bleeding, everyone else in my room gets alarmed and leaves, I thought I'd be stupid to jack off around this shit.

Go into my lounge, on my TV is DS2 Jester Thomas in a small room purposely repeatedly getting himself killed and Acid Clouds breathed over his corpse, like he represents me and is trying to curse me. Brings up farts as I'm trying to turn the TV off, then I stop and say "Wait", something like his face is on the speaker in front of me, he says "What? You'd talk to a clown?" I say "Yeah, I NEED someone to talk to."

Snake charming going on in my room, a lamia monster girl inside a glass cover rises up and dances along with flute playing.

Inside a building, following a girl representing Yukari, to a door. She lightly smugly disparages me, I say "Just because I'm the Little Cosmic and you're the Big Cosmic" She was going to let me touch her but I said it was cold, we went through the door then a hugged her, hard on against her ass.

In my room, there's a cockroach upon something representing Yukari, I said I'd gladly take that upon myself as I picked it up, another one appears, I take it too.

Yukari turned herself in a trash bag tied up like a balloon animal to force me to get attention for the board.

Going around outside, put something in a recycling bin, went around looking for another recycling bin and put something else in that. I was compared to a hentai protagonist, Redo of Healer's, currently fighting a girl using an onahole. There was a hentai general on my side with a crazy Flan in Alphe's style like a fusion of a dozen characters, and a hentai general against me called "FUCK CHRISTIANS" and saying "Get a life"

Hentai general, people talking about me again, I was typing up these dreams, eager to masturbate to Yukari once I'm done. Another tripfag was posting pictures of Yukari with Youmu, I didn't mind since I thought I was her.

Come out of the shower, Yukari in my room as Kikyo, on her knees. I lay before her, she leans back so that the sexy outlines of her clothes aren't visible. I don't like it, she repositioned so I can see her sexy breasts' outline, but leans back every second to bang her head on the wall, threatening herself.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

12/10
Walking along an elevated path I chased off a family car, some asshole called me a tranny for doing it, on the way back I said "What's tranny is trying to get a wish granted for free." At the start of the path, which was like a mermaid pond, I was being told maybe since I lost something I couldn't win the usual way, I had to get myself killed, and what matters is traffic, saw an image of Hecatia, and several Touhous were listed including Youmu, then they said "Actually the netherworld cunny can't be stopped."

Told to make a thread about Hecatia saying she's pregnant and asking who the father is. The answer was spoiler

Hecatia said I'm an evil she created.

Hecatia showing off to me how hot she is, sadly I remember nothing much.

Walking in a grocery, heard "My adversaries been reduced to tears" like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6glk4oMbgKE I said "I'd like to see what they do in my position with my upbringing."

Sitting at a party next to Tupac, he brought out his smart phone saying he recorded a video at a party of someone getting brutally killed and I was like oh yeah show me that.

On a high bridge, on the left railing is a blow-up doll guy getting railed by a futa making loud sexy noise, I thought this was good and rubbed her ass. There was a girl bent on the right rail like she's waiting to get fucked.

Saw loli Yukari, called herself "Mary" and brought up "Gap magic", exciting me. It was a post in a thread I made, there was a lot of replies, several of which I thought were just baiting me to post a cross. There was another nice Yukari thing I forgot.

Faggy sounding guy next to another guy, who seemed to be on my side, calling them shitposters. He said my Yukari threads weren't very good, I thought yeah I gotta put up with their shit.

Saw a thread for me with the planet Pluto, a couple of posts by others of streets filled with rubble saying negative things, which I thought is the usual meme magic warfare, there was also a Neptune thread.

In a room full of stars, maybe I wanted to post a cross there but didn't, someone seemed amused as I exited. Outside, there's a guy standing at the other side of the room beyond a couch with people sitting in it, I was projecting a cross into his head, he smirked and pulled out two big white cross necklaces, and a soap package. I said "Soft and Wet"

Hecatia telling me they want me to end it by raping them with crosses hard enough they can flee looking like good guys(or something), and brought up Christ/Stay Night, and a even a short song related about it, though I forget everything. Saw a Fate wiki page for it.

In a mall with Hecatia, she admired my pair of orange shoes, though one of them had a white seam burst or something on top, I said I'll show her the store they're bought at up ahead, riding a bike nearly hitting her she told me not to do that inside.

Heard loli Yukari saying she doesn't need to help her big brother and she trusts that he can do this.

My room was dark, I was in bed looking up at my reflection on something on the ceiling. I looked like Makima, shifting around I saw I had her shirt on, this didn't make sense to me. I heard "時には痛みを感じてもいいんじゃない？" *maybe* thought about it being "boring" if I my dreams were just happiness with Yukari. I wanted to go into flockmod to see one fag who I know doesn't like me and have him summon his bot to do divination for me and Yukari, typed "Kiss" then changed it to "Kiss kiss, baby."

I posted a comment on a Clockup Flowers video "I'm just gonna snort a fat line of this song", I also thought about making a vocaroo cover but heard terrible singing and thought yeah maybe not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Lkni0q-BA

Girl with long black hair who seemed like Kaguya but probably Kikyo, holding a bone scimitar. Angry at me for giving my virginity away to someone else, so I went back in time to give it to her. Cntl+F'd "sex" in Throne thread.

Long green sea dragon along the beach. I killed it, which others didn't seem to like.

Doing something while someone was away, cooking one of their zooper doopers together with a couple other things.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

14/10
Riding on a car with others, I was sad I ever got on this route.

Someone mentioned Lord of the Rings to me.

With a little line-up of people, called over to an regal elf, I'm caught in her beautifully heterochromatic green/brown eyes for a bit. She says I'm not proud, I think about how my hair's cut shorter because I've fucked up so much, she sends me up into the sky and I come back down with fixed hair, I follow as she dives into a moat leading in and around the castle, until I lose sight of her. I pop out and look back, I thought I saw her disappearing into a tree as a skeleton, came over and it was an orc sentry, I smashed its head in with a brick but it seemed to still be able to tell on me when another came by, I hid under some other water place but they started building stuff over it, I hopped out and killed managed to kill one builder, like a hooded mage, before running.

Heard a guy say "You can create your own Joy Boy", I was picking off bits of hair stuck to an eraser and tossing them onto the girl in front of me, the shape looking like a pussy.

Saw a guy with an image of Yukari and then in the shadows she had awful grafitti all over her.

Guy with a giraffe neck doing the unsettling neck attacking, I was up on top of a tree above. I climb down, there's a girl saying she's associated with pussy, he's neck, asks what I am, though I don't care to associate with anything. I tell the guy I've got 2 giraffe neck lengths, he says more like 1.5. He says "good taste." The girl correctly guesses a song I'd put on, TWOROCKS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAd-2hPkRdg "Ok ok, you can meet with the mayor." going over to a table and shooting just a bit of ketchup onto a chopping board.

I saw myself making a post here saying "Every Touhou thread is full of disgusting brony shit." with brony underlined trying to think of something more believable.

Went over to an asshole putting on American Dad and maybe punched him or at least talked shit then came around later and he's putting it on again.

In a classroom, I point at a group sitting at a neighbouring square of schooldesks saying "Never getting into a fight with them. No one will believe you when you say you're up against a Discord of bronies."

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

20/10
Classroom. I call out over to a brony at another group of desks that Pinky Pie's going to get raped by goblins in Hell. He laughed it off.

I'm told he's acting like Ronald Mcdonald. Walked a sidewalk, clown popping up all over the place as I did so.

Classroom, asked about the brony and they said he's dead. I'm walking outside and a "ghost" gust of breeze blew some litter in my direction a little.

Classroom. At a desk with a girl teacher behind it, I said something including the word fuck, she said "You said the off word." I said "Oh, not very "PC" of me, right." she echoed about being PC.

Classroom. ZUN is at a corner behind a couple of desks bringing out trophies and calling people over. A while passed, I walked over in front of him and collapsed, thinking "Am I even going to get an award for my insane dreams?" He brings out a trophy of Flandre with emerald wings for me, I took it and it turned into a crown with a large emerald on top, which I put on. I was outside somewhere, with someone else taking a photo of me by the class's window with text saying I'm the King of Touhou and calling me Noah. Going around outside, in a fancy toilet, I put my crown on a table and accidently bumped and it must've been very fragile because it caused two of like a dozen model guard dogs that were somehow apart of it to break off, fall on the floor crumbling to dust. I had powdered sugar which I poured on and scooped up with them, eating and trying to get the most out of it. I don't know if it was at this point or just after but my crown was just gone. I was going around really wanting it back, walking with others down a road for a while. Come into a building and sit near the entrance "Oh well. How arrogant do I have to be to want to wear a crown anyway?" I looked at Yukari ahead of me "Now Yukari deserves to wear a crown, but she doesn't." though I thought about her wearing one when she's around an arena, and about her and Flan wearing them in a Touhou fighting game, and also that I probably should wear a crown because of it representing a connection with higher things.
Same place with Yukari ahead of me. An ingredients list popped up on my "screen" for something like Yukari wanted me to cook it, like only 4 or 5 things, green onion at the top, the second was either 6 or 7 ml of olive oil, it lingered for a few seconds like it wanted me to remember. Then it appeared again, this time much more visible on a sheet rather than just text, and it was definitely 6 ml.
Same place. Yukari was sitting ahead of me, something was announced, to do with lovers. We looked at eachother with smile and slight excited gasp like any lovers would, then she looked distraught and shouted "I wanna die!" and I shouted "I wanna die!" going over to sit her on my lap, wrapping my arms around her tight sexy abdomen in its purple dress, but I knew it's not that easy, and she got annoyed, saying similar to it can't be that simple. Saw a magazine cover questioning "What really is happiness?" with a side text answering "Sharing crumbs with the country mouse on the way to the throne." a picture of someone doing so on road leading to a city.

I saw crimsonhornets but with basically half the shit censored and text under it saying "Flandre is a monster!", Flandre flickering as Cthulu.

Classroom. I thought "They don't like it when I say "The truth is..."" then said "The truth is bronies are beings of a lesser order that come from a lower world where they're leeches that must suck upon cocks for an insanely long time to be able to reincarnate as a human." seeing an image of a dim place filled with knee-deep brownish muck and some primitive humanoid beings, presumably preyed upon by bronies.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

Going around my unit praying to God. I took out some honey crisp cereal and there was actually a decent bowl's worth left, I'm hearing Rhapsody of Fire's lead singer talking or singing(Felt like Symphony of Enchanted Lands) while I eat it in my room.
I come back to the kitchen table. Thinking about God and seeming to become a tad more self-possessed by him, also thinking on the nature of him being a trinity and also related to collective consciousness(/salt), and that if I let myself lose this war God might give me another chance to go back in time when I'm forty, and that they could try and anti-meme that happening but God wouldn't let it be decided that way again. I went outside to look up in the sky and imagine a giant triforce

Made a thread with Divine Mercy as OP, made first post, picture of Pinky Pie, second post saying something about bronies, third was another pony image. Images got deleted, I wondered if people mistake me for a brony.

Left some things around a house that got picked up by them, like I gave away dreams to their advantage.

Saw them jacking up threads with lots of bot posts, a couple of different Touhou file types. One kind was also found in my threads a little, I said "It's not like they invented it."

Saw a group of people talking to Yukari for a solution, she said "Ben" looking at me, while I was off in a corner swinging back and forth in her direction. I looked down at my laptop, and saw American Dad playing on it.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

On a table, a Blacktan's dog sticks his feet on it and I bite off a toenail and spit away a bunch of particles like it's representing the shitposts in my throne thread. I act like I have a hair caught in my throat and they laugh but I was just acting. There's an image of Yukari on the screen emitting a ton of particles, Blacktan comes over calling them shitty shapes, I say they're not shitty, slowing it down and stopping it so you could see her emit around 5 kinds of rectangular prisms, cubes, polyagonal prisms, the squareish shapes, like Yukari's associated with them, Quadruple Barriers.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

Yukari walked along saying she got 1 million in benefits for something. She was dropping coloured plastic butterflies as she walked, I picked them up. A couple of kids come over messing with me, one tries to fart on me but I redirect it onto the other, who looks pained saying it smells, then I made them kiss. I run off, one of them shapeshifts into a football player coming after me, but I made it to a school desk which I blocked him with until he gave up and walked off as a kid, a guy wondering what's with that for a moment before saying with disgust "Beast transformation."

Sitting somewhere, an FBI guy comes out from a beside me a little. I offer him a couple of peanuts, he starts shrinking back but I urge a little and he takes them.

Sitting at a right side couch, a girl sits next to me asking "What have Blacktan and his dog got?" I say "Nothing" and mime sticking a tube in my left bicep and pumping it with air. A girl on a left side couch says "Muscles, good offense and defense." Under my breath I say "Shill" she leans close to me saying "What was that?" I don't say anything, she leans back saying "Sugar" I stand up and pull her hair, saying "I'll kill you" she says "I'll kill you" I say "I'll fuck you" but notice a little five o' clock shadow, then his wig comes off and it's TheSpoonyOne, me, him and everyone else there screaming and laughing at the reveal.

Thought I can respond to them shitposting at me by calling them a bitch, a brony, a glownigger, knife their post, post a cross, but they're all no good. I really need someone else to cover me so I don't need to reply to shit.

I thought about making a post in Weekend Waifu Drawthread, something like "My dreams have been FUCKED by glowniggers meme cursing me ever since I posted them over a year ago, giving away things like being The Dragon, having the most influence over something."

Saw a few posts talking about cursing me with things, one including a tesseract.

Tyrflandriel, a Flandre, comes over by me. Thought she's like Tyrande.

Backyard gathering around table. A girl asks what my name is, and wants to speak up with "Johnny Hearn" and I urged her not to, having a dream where I said "My name is Unipux Hearn." three times. I walked around a little and found a big pinky ruby ring on the ground, I tried it on my right thumb but it was slightly too small.

Told "You still have more Blazblue dreams" while in a tunnel leading down, ones I could recall in the dream but not when I woke up.

Saw a manga page thread on /g/, thought it was the sardine ward so I was concerned about its absence but it was actually Eirin on the beach, posted like she's taking a vacation there.

I said to Yukari my "sketches" suck. She angrily rebuked me saying I can't draw well but they're stuff others wouldn't come up with and if they do something like that afterwards it'd be something I did first

Thing about this old royal's thing they did where they'd just dump a bunch of laundry, like it's making a post like this

At one end of a few kilometer wide diamond shape of rock pool sticking out of the sea, roughly divided into small blocks. I wanted to make it to the opposite end. I heard voices emanating from there, saying very sinisterly "This is all part of the constellation." and other things, implying it's all meant to be and Yukari and I will be together, but there's something wrong with it, and I thought of "We're held together, yet out of place." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw99Jnba4Ig

Gathering table again. I find out the ring actually had a transparent piece sticking out I can use to hold it on my thumb. Looking again I see it's actually supposed to be an entire glove. I disappear off against a second story window outside in the snow, the hand holding the ring freezing my arm against the glass. An FBI comes up behind the window to harm me but somehow got screwed over.

At the window, not frozen but looking inside. Another FBI pokes out, friendly, pulling a picture of the other FBI saying "His narrative is unchanged. He represents the world's corruption. He pulls a picture of mom(Yukari), saying "Her narrative is altered." Then I'm with him at the bottom of the house climbing a ladder to the top. Another FBI is climbing behind him, so he punches me to and I switch places with him. When we climb to the top I get chased to the window, friendly FBI pushes the other out and he falls to the ground and lies dead. His assistant who had been following behind tries to escape by jumping through false floorboards but friendly FBI set up a spike trap for him to land on. We jumped down carefully frm the window, I stomped FBI on ground's head a few times before going.

Outside around a town, a notification popped up with a picture of Hecatia saying I'd successfully completed something for the 9 Bitch which gave me a benefit, maybe like bitches love me

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

25/10
My father scooped me up and started carrying me off, saying things are going to get dangerous for me now. I notice he seems to actually be Dracula.

There was a 5 man band, I'm with 2 members, then 2 other members show up making us fall silent, Blacktan and his dog.

In a town getting chased by someone, then it turns into two sides of Inuyasha characters against each other.

Walking off from a town with others, one of them is the FBI who ruined my shit, I went over acting like I was stabbing him in the back repeatedly.

A distillate was created from futanari Flan and a couple other futa girl's juices. I poured this into a spa complex representing 4chan boards, it seemed Remilia/Blacktan had already been doing this.

Hung out in a spa with Hecatia and another girl. It was nice, but the temperature and water level could use raising.

Saw Blacktan's group wanting to copy what I was doing.

Vague Grand Theft Auto gameplay

Went over to a black guy in my backyard saying his element was "Sand - Sand" like desertification + noise. He says "Yeah."

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

Walking out from somewhere, maybe the /2hug/ crossie general, middle aged women walking out a little after me discussing finding another way of "breeding" discussion. I went "Ew" they said "Coming from a virgin" Walked off thinking yeah there's something wrong with older virgins, could kind of see myself third person and I was kind of shabbily "drawn" and "blending in" with reality rather than properly being "incarnated"

See if I act like Yukari and I can be together as is it's blue coloured in second place and I say shit's fucked it's orange coloured in first.

Walk around a room that had a spiraling hole in the middle and yellow flowers growing around it as a guide, to do with saving a princess, climbed a tree to take a photo but it fell down and nearly spilled my mix bowl, someone saying I barely have anything left anyway.

Walking with Yukari, she shows me a sheet with a picture of a blobby skinsack abomination with tendrils, then to its right another one that was zombified and mostly cyborg. I said "I'm worse than a monster."

Saying I suck at everything, and I'm not even that good at dreaming because there's fags who have lucid dreams whenever they want, some /x/ fags nearby having a giggle at me saying this.

There's a girl running away from me, I've got a gun and accurately shoot her in the pussy, where there was a target saying "Go back in time 10 years." there was another thing I had to do but it seemed ok.

Bloodborne, invaded a large group of people with another guy and killed a decent amount, guy with me gets killed and I get killed by someone, even though I backed off a lot his move reached. Wake up elsewhere, saying I just got a ton of echoes from them, either 3 or 10 times what I had before, guy with me said he got 2 times, and asked if I lost them on death, I said nah.

With my "protege", Shizuka and another girl passed by us with a in a super sexy outfit showing off more skin than a virgin killer sweater, both of us had our eyes glued to her and unconsciously followed several steps when she passed. Disgusted, she said "They're animals." to the girl with her, I thought "Yeah, we are." and said "Not my fault, why don't you want a skinsuit?" She looked hurt, turning around and unzipping a skinsuit from her neck a little saying she was, I thought she such a tsundere, and said "You're attractive as Hell." she smiled and strangely turned black and white.

Showing someone a nice big carrot, thinking about how they're sweet, though it was half covered in black splotches. He said me I should throw the black shit away like I hate it.

Go into a nice house, go up to a guy who offers me some Pocky that was Vanilla and Eucalyptus flavour. He has a big stone of sugar he performs divination with, making me hold my right hand under it then asking a question. I said "I'm The Demiurge but I suck at everything." He intuits information, saying on the higher plane of existence I'm The Creator but materially it's just as I said.

In a class, I'm looking at several different colour palettes of Flandre. A teacher switched it off but I brought it back up. Some guys were laughing after looking up information on Irken invaders that was different from what I had pulled out from my cheatcode answer book, I said "Hey, that's what the cheatcodes say."

Walking down a road with a girl, certainly Yukari. We were mutually interested in eachother, but she had a thing with fortunes, as we walked along I kept on pulling bad fortunes again and again until she no longer wanted to be with me. I was typing a big paragraph of tongue lavishing praise for her, ending with "She's allergic to death, she's the PRIME form of life." thinking about her immortality-lust, and that she'd like that line. I was really sad about not being able to be with her, then remembered "Oh yeah, time travel."

Saw me being called either Makimafag or Makimachad.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

27/10^

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

27/10
In a little room that was a thread but pictures posted there formed threads of their own. I'd posted a picture of Earth Hecatia on the left with Earth on the right, as well as a picture of Cthulu. Saw another picture of Earth Hecatia drawn exaggeratedly wide since mine was also wide I figured because I can't draw well. Hear Blue's "Where's your messiah, oot?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjzb_-26m2o I curl up on the floor crying "Oh, Yukari!" It finished shortly so I went to put it back on, but instead went to a video of it slowed down 300% with a "creepy" cartoon head, which I thought was cringe, and thought it's like that brony corrupting my dreams by posting mountains of cringey trash on this board, and someone should spam threads on /jp/ of Pinky Pie on the left and an ass projecting diarrhea down her wide open mouth on the right. I searched for Blue but accidentally added "Kimi" and it brought up videos of a manga about a robot girl on a journey to find her ultimate ability, "Kimi"

A couple times in the last few months I was told I'm Spike.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

28/10
I got into house's lounge. Gilgamesh is hugging his knees looking traumatized and shaking his hips unconsciously beside three or four futa Sabers sitting together, one of them tall amazon with huge cock. He sees me and gets angry, pulls me into the bathroom and showing he's got muscles and I don't and calling himself a man. He leads me down the house's dirt road, at the top of a hill Blacktan's side appears, like 5 servants + Yukari with them because they have most salt and she's corrupted as hell. She just runs off while the rest charge at us, Gilgamesh immediately pulls out Ea with his left arm and uses Enuma Elish, the vortex of black red energy slowing down their movement and making them stand out in whitish negative colours, lasting until the wave ended, disappearing with it.

Gilgamesh running off from me scared saying "I don't like the self-insert fireworks."

Rammstein's singer saying "Steinman versus..." and saying "Our hero..." in his super cool voice.

Looking at a computer where my Yukari figure was being annoyed with Blacktan's dog on my computer, thinking "Should I post a cross or what?" I see Blacktan over at my bathroom door(Eldritch black mould portal inside) unsuccessfully trying to pry it.

Fighting a Diablos around a little wooden shelter and a supplies tent. I used sleep status dual swords, putting it to sleep several times but not really using a bomb. I repelled it. I fought it again, with bombs handy, but it fled quickly. I saw what they want to bring about, an area with 5 or more Diablos.

I was shown myself standing on a diagram of a Diablos, I was at the head represented as a shining blue circle, at the body was a sefirot of sand-orange circles. I guess it's my threads vs all their threads on the rest of /jp.

In the backseat of a car getting made fun by them for being "sad clown"

Blacktan comes in my room acting gay, I push him down where sunlight was shining through the window and imagined Amaterasu light bullets hitting him, this effectively seemed to pain him, I took him outside and into the sun and imagined it there and he laid dead. I go back towards the house where I see I've set up a giant complicated orange cat house, George Costanza comes out the backdoor over to one side, disappearing into it shrunken down, then appeared up at the top like he'd solved it. I was laughing in disbelief, "George Constanza did it"

In my bathroom, washing off two Yukari fumos in the shower, my headphones slip and some of my hair got wet and I got really angry about it.

Floating above a ruined city, some remaining skyscrapers in the distance on fire or exploding, I thought, "Oh yeah, it's The Apocalypse." I flew closer to the ground, Starfire appears beside me, facing away and either her skirt was riding up or she was only wearing a red lioncloth showing off her ass. Says she's disappointed in me acting "strawberry" . She shows me a screen that has me on the right, a gif of lightning striking me, I thought "That's not good" because I'm a dragon, and her on the left, a spiderweb cast on her and struck with another element, probably that thread on /a/ I saw insulting her. Started flying over to distant skyscrapers.
Saw I got banned but it was actually only on /g/ for "targeting innocents", saw a table with three rows and the top one had quite a few in it.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

Go up to a girl I wanted with a black butterfly hanging around her, but other people appeared pushing me away. I followed a stream until I came across One Punch Man with a couple of guys challenging him to do something impossible. I looked at a nearby ladder and said "Can you climb that without any friction?"

In a classroom. I set up desks together into a long table, one end against the top left corner, calling it "Nigger Valley" There's two seats at the end facing the corner, a glownigger getting into the left like he's the ruler, if I lost I'd sit in the chair next to him. I said "I'll commit dishonorable suicide if I have to sit there." A teacher shows up and I'm suddenly in a seat along the length with others, and I was told I'm Achilles. She mentions "girl" and everyone puts up their hands, I say "Are you calling me a girl or saying I'm trying to save my girl?" she gave some smug hint answer. She gives me a hint in a somehow Hogwarts-like way, mentioning shining and glowing. I was trying to do something but realised I was in a straight jacket.

There's an older man in front of an assembly talking about a lion in a cave, the powerpoint behind him showing illuminating bases across the dark side of the moon. I was sitting next to a guy, not really paying attention. The scene resets, I see the old guy speaking has an eye patch, covering his left eye, with a small strip covering the bottom half of his right eye, and realise he's from Austin Powers, hearing him mention "The Devil". Now I'm interested, though the guy next to me on my left didn't seem to be

I saw me making a post saying "I swear to God upon /pol/" and using the image of the CIA's logo crossed out with a woman's silhouette on top a dream told me to make in a previous thread.

Walking with a guy, I mention playing the most insane "game" where I consume entertainment/whatever which my mind turns into astral metaphors which I then shitpost. We walk under a train track underpass. I'm looking up warosu to grab the anti-CIA logo I made before hoping it's still not down(It is, I recreated it)

In a small fenced off block with thick trees around the sides, a pool in the middle and some kind of statue at the front. I'm off in the trees around the left looking at a large animal with markings like Ookami's Amaterasu. I go off the right side of the fence and see a glownigger, I return to the animal, recognizing it's a polar bear. I start running around the pool while Scolded by the Princess's bridge plays remixed, noticing a rippling resonance upon an egg in my hand, upon the statue at the front, and upon the polar bear's head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar53ctMxrDE

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

Unconscious Yukari sticking out of a wall, I had a chainsaw and started cutting her vertically.

Below me were the bronies, having accepted that position when I reminded them Zeus would dispel the meme magic effect when attention is brought to this shit. I was in the middle, being called a fraud, perhaps for the meme magic meaning nothing once it's actually noticed, or something else. Above me was Toutetsu, with a heart shaped bun in the back of her hair. Standing with her, checking out the bun, looked at writing referring to her as a babe and then flashing back to how this all began, with a picture of Hearn kissing Yukari's hand. As if it wasn't written by myself, I acted annoyed at Yukari being used, but said "Well of course, she's just perfect."

Narrow stone paths floating in darkness, across a gap was one leading downwards for a while. A guy was there who shouldn't have been, I jump over and threw a couple of Project Forces at him trying to knock him off. Scene reset, I jump over again, this time Champion Gundyr is at the bottom, called "Hart", the ultimate boss it seemed. I ran off while attacking him, eventually he got low enough his lower body broke away and he made freaky noises while crawling fast and dangerously. I was up on a little ledge I thought he wouldn't reach me on but he conjured a small firestorm which killed me in one hit from full health, a soundbyte quote playing as I die. I laughed "Was that from Mythbusters?"

In the room I've currently relocated to. Some kind of contraption I don't remember in the middle of the floor. I found a silver crown. I found the horn tip of my naga ruby jewel ring that had broken off and become lost.

I was told to make a thread with a vocal cover of The Man Upstairs.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

That was 30th, this is also.

For my 69th drawing prayer I was told to draw Cancer, Yukari top left Flandre bottom right. Thought I should probably use colour.

My brothers saying they're gonna kill me, I was looking through my sketchbook to find a page to draw in, flipping past one a couple times but not finding it properly, thinking about how these are supposed to be my proof of love for Yukari though I saw strange stuff

Go over and shout at my brother's room for him and his friend to keep it the fuck down.

Heard Iron Rose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Oej-fuuqA

Thought I saw cuckoldry but it was Homer talking to a doctor while Milhouse was in a sickbed.

Elevated audience room, a window behind me opened showing a dozen or so literal ponies playing olympics on equipment. Yukari was sitting on the floor in front of me, looking at someone in the audience, but she returned my gaze and accepted me pushing her down and kissing her so I thought she was just leading them on.

Fat ugly girl comes on to me while I held her off, Yukari said she's just hopped up on coke, which I realised apparently refers to South Park, whatever that's supposed to mean. I saw Yukari go over to Rinnosuke and disappear into his chest and was jealous for a moment then thought she's gonna give him the South Park worm heart death experience.

My room, a bunch of holes were dug around in it. A parrot comes out pretending to be friendly, I held it in my hand considering crushing it, while hearing its worried thoughts, thinking it just wanted to get close and take my shit when I'm gone.

My room, I'm Superman, my girlfriend is on the floor dead from brain cancer. I was also dying of brain cancer, a girl said "Well, let's try having you go to kiss another girl and see if she(Yukari) chooses love or..."

At arcade machines, if I won at them I could get a kiss from Kikyo/Yukari. I was tossed out before I could try. Inuyasha comes into the building, wanting to go after Kikyo, I tell him about the arcade and we go to one machine together, me handling movement while he attacks. Sidescroller platformer as Inuyasha, demons coming from the sides, shit tons of serpentine ones slithering through the air at ground level which were easy to kill but just kept coming, notice there's three bars on the left side, the bottom one filling up from killing serpents, but there were demons flying diagonally upwards, and another kind, which we weren't killing much of. Getting low from serpent spam, I moved us backwards a bit to hit one coming from behind but he didn't catch it and we died. Kikyo comes past insultingly saying 0 and something else, I come closer and ask her to repeat, saying "You can try again every Christmas and you're still 0."

Sympathetic male teacher saying at least I tried getting attention, but it was all over tomorrow. I walked through the mall shouting "GOD! GOD! GOD!"

Crossing down multi-level mall, go down an escalator and jump off a balcony towards a guy waiting with a silver-green butterfly brooch, drop-kicking his face and saying "Brony."

Mall. Meiling grabs me and starts leading me to the very bottom, then starts a wedding ceremony. At the mall's entrance, Yukari is leaving, Meiling was talking on an intercom, Yukari leaves the building and I wonder if Meiling will get to the point before she's out of earshot, finally mentions marrying me, Yukari doubles back running to where we were. See her get annoyed when Meiling talks shit about her siding with them when they insult her and shit up the board. I'm wondering how I'm watching Yukari when I'm off with Meiling when someone refers to me as Abigail. Blacktan/Dog is coming either after me or Yukari, several of us are grabbing onto him, I start punching his head calling him a bitchbrain, pull him in the way of a wall and he fell over, smacking him on the head a pink turd juts out of his mouth. Yukari turns back seeing him like this, comes over and sings "Your own shit is coming out of your mouth~"

Told I had to restart a race. I was driving a white car, saw it was a Holden, enjoying the lion brand. I was the right-most racer, I drove off the track on elevated terrain for a while, taking some damage because when I came back on the track my car was smoking. Then it disappeared and I was on a wheelchair near the finish line, a guy in a steamroller behind me, a guy in a big wheelchair between also threatening me, but POV-me kicks him back into the steamroller.

Mall. I thought I'd be recognisable by my orange shoes and orange hat, so I put on a sunhat to disguise it. I saw Blacktan heading down escalators, I started dropping from floor to floor after him, landing on him after dropping three floors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41641222
GPT in action. We're the only humans itt.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

>>41642134
>Kitsune posted a Discord emote of a robotic Demiurge shining golden to the left of a big group of Touhous.
Nice meme.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

Still 30.
At Pontiff. I'm dragonform, fighting a couple of dragon forms, using the twinkling dragonstone attacks like they're going easy, except they started using an attack where they conjured the archdragon head and charged forward with red energy, about as much damage as the claw slam. They killed me halfway up the stairs leading to the giants, but I thought "Wait, going dragonform doesn't dispel Tear of Denial" and came back to life, running off to giants. They followed, somehow they launched themselves over the ledge, I watched them fall to their deaths, then walked off. I thought "I won. Maybe I died? Pretty sure I had Tear of Denial."

In a classroom. Yukari was a strict stern teacher. Under a blanket on my desk I was secretly fucking another Yukari.

Hanging outside a class with Yukari in it, around the lockers. I had an orange hat on, I pulled a sunhat on tightly to disguise it, Yukari came out and said I should wear a bonnet. Blacktan comes out using a nearby locker. He says the girls choose him, I gave him a pity pat on the back.

[Unipux Hearn !jgdvTPmQTM No.]

Forgot to mention the bronies selling crack.

[Unipux Hearn !Xv0jlQ7a6c No.]

31/10
Pulling out from a mall. Got chased by a shit pig. Did up my seat belt and tossed my weed in my mouth thinking you can still get high off eating it raw. My back left window was open and a few of the pages I had around my passenger seat flew out, hear Eirin on the phone reprimanding that that's the recipe for immortality.

In a locker room. Eirin is leaping around with a bow shooting at Kaguya who summons a cyclone around herself, there was also a giant white wolf that went off behind Kaguya.

Eirin with Kaguya's severed head, I thought about the length of her hair, Eirin gets annoyed at Kaguya saying she just wants to motorboat her.

Outside, playground nearby, someone mentions importance pieces of an artifact being in a nearby pool, I went over and fished out a couple of handles for the right side of a box, someone came over with two for the left, a piece of shit tried to steal mine off me but I fended him off. It was to summon Alexandra, which I took as Alexstraza, seeing a partially assembled dragon skeleton. Piece of shit said "We're all in this together" annoyingly.

Inside a small maze before a fog door. The boss just comes on out, middle age woman, someone's tossing grenades, one landing close to me so I kicked back it close to a guy but it was a weak grenade. The woman says I'm an empress, calls me Pinky, I said "Fuck off, I'm Kaguya."

Someone, seemed to be shit pig, saying he wants to hear Bernkastel talk about death.

[Unipux Hearn !Xv0jlQ7a6c No.]

Show my sister Throne of Hearts, she reacts like "omg, dreams, who cares", I call her stupid, she takes a game thinking its mine and destroys it, I laugh because it was my brother's, who also laughed.

Post on a board run by Warlock Asylum, every other thread seemed to be garbage, while mine was a complaint about writing a gary stu

Saw a guy go into a bar and hire a couple of other guys to be my enemies, though they want me to post so they can leech.

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I was crying since I lost the Halloween whatever thing, 270k salt vs 280k salt.

In a lounge, George Constanza is sitting next to a glownigger sitting with his girlfriend. He pulls out a snub pistol and is about to shoot him when POV me wrests it off him and shoots him, and also grabs another snub pistol that he had.

Went around a snowy mountain pass with Yukari and another girl to try and uncorrupt us, having to make it back to my room. I fell behind those two but in the end made it, and was "restored" into a middle aged guy with receding blue hair called Frost. Yukari told me I didn't get the massive attention I needed but I tried and got a decent amount.

Talking about how this shit happened because I let these bitches spam cursed threads about Yukari thinking it's just fucking threads, and the trash brainwashed and corrupted her. Crying.

I'm Homer in a courtroom, wearing filthy tattered hobo gentleman suit, representing a side of others who were also covered in filth. I put a cigar to my mouth and pull out a fucking dead rat and spark it up somehow to light my cigar. Someone talks shit about our side and the courtroom erupts into chaos.

Saw someone working on a picture of Hecatia leading Homer and Marge, I thought by a sympathetic brony, I thought "You think that's enough to uncurse me?"

Yukari telling me "Just don't care. Just don't care."

Tell my brothers "I just wanna die." and they laugh a little.

Thought about Blacktan being called "Oh my God" and thought I realised this shit was destined to happen somehow, like Oh my God how the fuck could this shit happen? I see a symbol that looks kind of like Allah's and thought oh right, there's a God "opposed" to God. Wanted to throw myself in front of a train but somebody has to free this board from glowniggers, and if I killed myself someone else will be "chosen"

Vaguely reminded about "Rebirth"

Saw two skeletons dangling together from a ceiling, a couple red dream catchers dangling from their feet.

[Unipux Hearn !Xv0jlQ7a6c No.]

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Quite a waste for this one to die. F...