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How would you handle this situation?

>> No.4157100

Wake up, because it looks like my niece isn't going to let me sleep.

>> No.4157096

rape makes everything better.

>> No.4157102
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4157102

I ask her if she's 'hungry'.

>> No.4157104

Beg for mercy.

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4157110

How would you handle this situation?

>> No.4157116

>>4157110
With grace and tact.

>> No.4157121

>>4157110
I don't even fucking bother. This is the part where I always wake up. Every fucking time.

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>>4157121

>> No.4157162

bump

>> No.4157196

>>4157110
Ask her where her mother is.

>> No.4157204

>>4157121
Oh man, I hate that so fucking much.
The part where you realize that you're dreaming, but still want to continue to 'live the dream'.

>> No.4157228

>>4157121
It's okay, lots of people have problems with premature ejaculation.

>> No.4157240

>>4157204
Yeah, seriously. And it all falls apart because you know it's a dream now, so if you don't wake up outright it becomes very intensely awkward and nothing happens like it should do.

>> No.4157266

>>4157110
I wouldn't, I'd cry for my mother.

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4157268

How would you handle this situation?

>> No.4157288

>>4157268
allow myself to be suffocated to death in the best way possible ;_;

>> No.4157303

My last dream ended with me watching people get cut up by circular saws and their meat crudely shaped into bunnies. It was incredibly creepy. I woke up when I got shoved onto the meat slide.

Why can't I dream about anime girls ;_;

>> No.4157343

>>4157303
>their meat crudely shaped into bunnies
wat

>> No.4157350

>>4157303
Because your life isn't as saturated with them, unlike some others.

>> No.4157358

>>4157268

Big_Americans_dropping_bombs_on_little_Japan.jpg

>> No.4157458

>>4157110
I would gently smell her shoulder-length hair. It's my fetish.

I would probably tape her mouth, though.

>> No.4158465

>>4157358
lol

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