/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Deep.

[Anonymous No.]

you've finally made it work then
That poem is the ressume of the chapter

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't God make everyone happy?

Does he not want to?
Is he not able to?

If either, why call him God?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds a lot like /jp/ actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146946
You don't deserve it.

Not even the air that you breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146960

We are made in his image. Are you implying that he is imperfect?

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4146946
god is a troll, he also doesnt care.
if god exists, being omnipotent i dont think hed ever care about what we think

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, I can feel the shitstorm approaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146940

Haha, you remember the thread I made earlier? Cool.

And yeah, finally made it work. Reading it now.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminds me of that /v/ comic with "ONLY GIRLS USE PARACHUTES" and "I WISH MORE OF MY BONES WERE BROKEN".

[Anonymous No.]

>Childish and immature in nature, GOD favors negative feelings and emotion. He finds suffering, hatred, and sadness comforting, and likes death and destruction due to its nature to create negative emotions. He finds entertainment in tragedy and chaos, and likes to keep his world that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146985
also the 'kind anon from yesterday'

[Anonymous No.]

Perfection does not exist in the human world, if we have never witnessed it, how can we know of the concept? If god is perfect, then why make us imperfect? Can god hold knowledge of imperfection while remaining perfect himself? If god can make imperfect beings, this could imply that he is imperfect himself. If we do not draw our idea of perfection from a perfect being, where did it originate?

250 words, due next tuesday, hand it in at the start of the class.

[Anonymous No.]

OP, for the love of miracles, delete this thread before the trolls starts to troll each other while some retards hop in

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146946
Because there is no such thing as personal god who made us in his image. There might be a god, might not be, but if there is one, it has nothing to do with any human religion.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4146992
>why create the universe?
FOR TEH LULZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146967
Is that the way you lead your life? Blaming others of your own failings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147006

Nah, it's a friday afternoon and I have nothing to do but read Higurashi and watch Futurama. This thread has potential to amuse me.

>>4147004

WE MEET AGAIN, OL' CHAP.

[Anonymous No.]

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

— Epicurus

This mother fucker had it figured out over 2300 years ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147012
Any normal god would create it for his own amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146946
Holy shit man, you blew my mind.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

trolls report in!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147005
Someone gives you a toy. If you break the toy for being an idiot it is your own fault that the toy no longer works as intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147012
Have a wallpaper version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146990
This comic makes me lol every time.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

theres also this

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>>4147031

there is no such thing as "evil"

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>>4146936
/v/ in a nutshell. Water = casual games.

also

>Implying God is responsible for human whining and general assholishness to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys, guys. It's a lot more simple. God was playing blackjack with the Devil, and the winner got to choose which species should live on earth.

The Devil won and the dinosaurs went extinct.

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>>4147031
God moves in mysterious ways we can't possibly comprehend.
The end.

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>>4147031
Yeah, and this mother fucker solved the problem of evil for christianity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147031
The only way to prevent evil is to mind control all people into being nice. Then we'd be no better off than Michael here.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

god likes things more interesting, a perfect world was clearly too boring.
we may not have time travelers, aliens, or espers, but were working on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147069
There isn't such a thing as evil though, it's a human invented concept.

[Anonymous No.]

It begins.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4147079
suddenly from the pits of /jp/. the "Japa-Nietzche" were born....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147079
>>4147052
Thanks, Freddy N.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147080
yes, now begins the butthurt of atheists with nothing to believe in and no one to believe in them.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4147092
what if one athiest believed in the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147087
>Japa-Nietzche
>Nietzche
Sounds about right.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4147098
Zarathustra in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, guys, remember Higurashi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147096
He would be saddled with the burden of truth to prove that the other one even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147091
My favorite philosopher. Just look at that fucking mustache. His work was also an entertaining read, but that's because he's actually an author and not a scholar so he put some literary oomph in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147096
They would still have no values to speak of.

[Anonymous No.]

Bitches don't know 'bout mah holographic universe where everything is information being processed in an uber computer and space, gravity and inertia are emergent phenomenon.

http://arxiv.org/abs/1001.0785

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147107
Yes but what does this thread have to do with Higurashi no naku no REAL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147108
Like touching the other guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147092
I believe in people, at least in the ones I trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147114
Nothing saying your senses are perfect. You can see the guy already, touching him won't add any more proof he exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147114
He can touch the guy all he wants. He just has to prove to others that he did, in fact, touch him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147125
If you see him, why do you need more proof?

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4147125
>comprehending yourself as an existing nonexistance
>realise your a a 0
>realise you have no actual boundries and can do what you please
>go back to what you were doing anyways why not
>???????
>PROFIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147138
Do you believe everything you see? You must fall for traps a lot.

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>>4147138
Optical illusions can be made by five year olds in paint, do you really believe your senses to be flawless? If your eyesight can be duped, the same can be said about every thing else, including touch. Seeing something isn't proof it exists, neither is touching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147155
Indeed I do.
Ready to get it on, then suddenly, PENIS.
But that is irrelevant.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4147154
also 0 divided by 0 is 1, as 0 goes into 0 once, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147156
A 5 year old's painting can dupe from confirming a person's existence in front of me.
Marvelous.

[Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ No.]

If i was God, I'd be a troll. Seriously why would God just make earth a paradise, it would be boring that way. It's much better if evil exists.

God gave mankind the earth because he wanted them to be able to rule it without his help.

That is, if he exists. I neither accept nor deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147156
General disclaimer, this is Descartes stuff, not something I strongly agree with. Because he uses this to eventually "prove" the existence of God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147159
only for equal values of 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147159
IF WE PUT NOTHING IN NOTHING, IT'LL BE SOMETHING, BUT IF WE PUT THAT SOMETHING INTO NOTHING, IT'LL BE NOTHING AGAIN. FUCK YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147159
0 goes in 0 infinite times, 9999999999999999 * 0 is still 0.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

go an hero, if you die then you definetely existed.
but as far as we know you will only get to find out once guize!

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm saving this thread for a time I'm on LSD or ectasy.

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4147175
alright someone agrees with me

>>4147183
FUCK YEA

>>4147186
its not really different from dividing 0 into any other number i just wanted to see what answers i would get.
(0 as a no value will go into any number an infinite and therefore immesureable number of times but never actually go into the number)
0 exists but does not exist, its a deffinition of non existance and thus a sort of existing nonexistance.
0 IS GOD, FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147187
What if upon death you just revive as something else without any recollection of previous events? What if after death you forget you died and believe yourself to still be alive? What if we are dead right now?

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

>>4147209
well then alright kick ass.
i am okay with this.
also read some Nieztche because Zarathustra is calling you.
hey, it could be Cthuhlu calling like what happened with me

[Anonymous No.]

Another successful mission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147226
GJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>4146946
You're trying to rationalize reasoning beyond your sphere (or construct of choice) of comprehension.

Have you ever tried conversing or explaining your logic for a decision to a cockroach?

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>>4147031

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

That part always ticked me off. If I were able to help you, yet not willing out of laziness, that wouldn't make me malevolent.
Also, if a D&D dungeon master didn't help you even though he could, that doesn't make him malevolent. He probably thinks you should help yourself, as his job is not to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>for a decision to a cockroach?

[Anonymous No.]

"U MAD?"

--Fredrick Bernkastel

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4147556
That's why there is a sin of omission.
And boy if there was a stake in its honor, she would be too fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147556
>If I were able to help you, yet not willing out of laziness, that wouldn't make me malevolent.

Yes it would. Putting your own trivial comfort over somebody else's more serious trouble is evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147680
It's not omission.
Say you explicitly state that you will not help the participants. You can't be blamed if you aren't helping them.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

Oh wow, R07 is terrible at both poetry and actual writing, what a surprise.

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>>4147696

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>>4147696
Because you can judge poetry by translations, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147690
Just because you are finite, it implies you must preserve that same finite other. As any solid religion would state, helping and seeing for the wellbeing of others is part of your duty as a mortal.
KNOWING another needs help and you don't cooperate due to laziness, or like it was said here, for your own comfort's sake, makes you malevolent.
And yes, practically, this is impossible. But you're intricately obliged to help other mortal beings anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147708
It's badly written in the original version too.
I never saw anyone praise R07 writing.

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>>4147711
That's advice destined to humans. A god wouldn't have to abide it.
For example, if a parent told his child not to speak to strangers, he wouldn't have to follow the same rule, now would he ?
Also, warning someone of a danger and not intervening when that person needs help is kind of normal. If a god came to the rescue every time we fucked up, we wouldn't have any responsability anymore.
Free will without responsability is just pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147711
So all of us sitting in our houses instead of helping starving niggers are malevolent?
How about if you see someone fighting and rush in to help, but end up beating the shit out of an innocent bystander who got assaulted?
Do you help a bank-robber sneak past security because he needs assistance?

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4147708
Who said I've only read the translation. R07 should really quit before fans realise how bad at this he actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147556
There's a difference between helping those who help themselves and letting small children die of starvation in Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147717
The phrase may not be LOL PHILOSOPHY DEEP, but it has its merit.
And also, EP1 is made of awesome R07 writing. I can't say for the other, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147696
because not having the full poem makes you able to judge it
also kindly gtfo, you are always the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147717
Higurashi has good writing. Umineko, not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147711
Please, read the last sentence of my post. I said it PRECISELY because I knew either a troll or a fag would say some stupid shit like that.
And theorically, self-sacrifice is also the highest and most praised cost of mortality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147734
Helping children who die in Africa is your job if you believe it is. When I direct a game and decide not to intervene, this works for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147744
>Higurashi has good writing.

Enjoyed your brain parasites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147730
Please, read the last sentence of my post. I said it PRECISELY because I knew either a troll or a fag would say some stupid shit like that.
And theorically, self-sacrifice is also the highest and most praised cost of mortality.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4147742
I'm always the same what? Please finish your sentences, it makes it much easier to understand. Thanks in advance.

In addition, it is quite easy to judge a poem from a single verse, assuming the others are of a similiar quality (why wouldn't they be?).

[Anonymous No.]

Here guys, have another poem.


Many things were found in his room.
From those evidences, it is possible to deduce that I am loved by you.

Many things were found in my room.
From those evidences, it is possible to deduce that I also love you.

Nothing was found in her room.
However, I can't deny the existence of an undiscovered evidence X of unfaithfulness.

────Frederica Bernkastel

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147744
Umineko writing>Higurashi writing, it was a big step, really, most people have only seen the anime of Higurashi, but really the writing and pacing is godawful, it's like umineko ep1 for 5 arcs in terms of pacing and structure

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>>4147752
But if God loves everyone, why does he allow these things to happen?

Also, according to the Bible, no one can go to heaven without believing in God. What about people who live in regions where the gospel will never reach them? Should they burn in hell for the conditions they were born into?

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>>4147758
Still shit.
Especially the last line.
It's easy to understand what he is trying to say, but goddam the prose is fucking horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147758
Erika's life as explained in ep6

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4147766
I'd try to reword it, but its pretty much a train wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147766
japanese poetry=/=conventional poetry

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147766
Meh, I wouldn't think Bernkastel would write very good poetry even if R07 was able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147774
Stop trying to excuse this shit, there's lot of beautiful Japanese poetry, go search for some yourself and see.

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>>4147758
Ronove's was interesting, too.

Love is an illusion, a misunderstanding.
Mutual love is a mutual misunderstanding of being mutually loved.
And engagement is a vow to not wake up for your whole life from that misunderstanding.

────Ronove

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>>4147764
Boy, start redefining your concept of God.
Humans make errors, hence are imperfect. Humans wrote the Bible and stated God made humanity in his own self and image. If you believe of a white beard-man up in heaven that is checking on you and your actions, you're free to do so, but know that His perfection will always be flawed in your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

My favourite poem, for tsumihoroboshi

She wasn't discouraged nor did she cry at her fate.
She was beautiful.

She didn't fawn anyone and fought them all by herself.
She was noble.

She shined brightly, like a divine figure.
I needed someone like her.

-Frederica Bernkastel

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147763
Higurashi's pacing isn't bad at all, save for maybe Onikakushi-hen. Maybe people who need constant murder and magic battles would be bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147781
You didn't answer any of the questions I raised at all...

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4147758
Many things were found in his room.
From this evidence, it is possible to deduce that I am loved by you.

Many things were found in my room.
From this evidence, it is also possible to deduce that I love you.

Nothing was found in her room.
However, the possibility of evidence proving unfaithfulness can not be denied.

ugh, I tried my best but really this is beyond repair

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>>4147780
One the thing that annoy me the most about R07 is that he doesn't fucking know how to use synonyms.
It's one of the thing that make his writing so bland.
Look at how many time he used "misunderstanding", and it's only 3 fucking lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147780
Was this said in EP6?
I like Ronove's point of view. He is still a Bronove in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko explained the nature of gods. Basically since they're limitless they have no restriction of the self and don't give a fuck. Hence people like Bern and 34 don't want omnipotence. Hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147781
> Humans wrote the Bible and stated God made humanity in his own self and image.
In other words, humans created God.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying you can apply human morals to God (whether or not he exists) without making yourself look like an arrogant idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147755
So, self-sacrifice is benevolent regardless of cause and consequence. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147799
It was said in the Bernkastel's Letter TIP, same with Bern's poem about evidences of unfaithfulness.

http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/TIPS#Bernkastel.27s_Letter

Those of you who have been spoiled on Episode 6 and/or have read Episode 6 should realize who Bern was writing to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147792
I only attacked the first one. Excuse me for being vague.
Though what I said still applies to your questions.
Polite sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147764
God loving everyone is just Christian propaganda.
Moreover, it's not because I love someone that I will do everything for him. A god might inspire some people to try helping the niggers.
As usual, humanity has to help itself.
As a father, you wouldn't help your child do everything, because he wouldn't become an adult otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147817
Who is she writing to?

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>>4147832

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>>4147835
Who the flying fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147812
Yes. Though I view life following my own and Sartre's philosophy, so what this might mean to you doesn't really mean to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147841
Hanyuu

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4147841
Hanyuu, Sea Cats mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147844
Sartre is so optimistic regarding free will and responsability it isn't even fun anymore.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4147786
This one is slightly better in that it didn't make me dry retch or consider killing myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147841
Her name is Featherine Augustus Aurora.

Featherine -> feather + in -> 羽 ("feather") + 入 ("in") -> Hanyuu

And Augustus Aurora -> Auau should be obvious.

Oh, and her human form has the name 八城十八 (Hachijou Touya). 八城 (Hachijou) can also be read as "yashiro". Add an honorific "o" to the beginning and what do you get?

[From Mars !/4UV4XqLO6 No.]

>>4147812
GTFO, Beatrice. We know how you manipulate information to your own goals already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147844
I see, I'm no big fan of Sartre but since you mention him I think I understand where you're coming from. It seems we've tackled this from different outlooks, which is why it looks like we're in opposition. Let me just say I had no intention of arguing, I just wanted some confirmations on your perspective, since there's quite a lot of room for ambiguity around this subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147872
Oh Ryukishi, you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll tell you one thing, I would definitely worship Pygma-chan if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147918
But when she and Bern finally interact in Episode 6... goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147935
AuAu: I accept your conditions. You may seat yourself. The game master is... you.
Bern: ... You're sure? You're really, really sure? [BERNTWISTEDFACEHERE]
AuAu: To vent your resentment, you can create any story you want. I have no interest in that. But I also have a condition. You must resolve all the answers I want. No secrets or hiding things.
Bern: Ufufufufufufufufuf... Leave it to me. Splitting up the innards and dragging out all that is inside is that I do best... It's what you taught me to do.
AuAu: I will make the tea... Not with magic, but by my own hands. The mistress will prepare tea for her miko.
Bern: Beato used to say that to enjoy tea, its best to have a witch as your companion.
AuAu: For us... it's different, isn't it? Fufufufufufufufu.

And without knowing when, the plate of biscuits disappeared in a whiff of red bubbles... and returned to a pile of minced meat. No... Not just meat... Innards. Intestines.

AuAu + Bern: To drink tea... it is best to do it with FELLOW MONSTERS."

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147951
Well shit. So much for this.

[Anonymous No.]

The way god should have raised us, if was really loving and care about us:
Put us each in our own separate universes. We are the only sentient beings in these universes, so we can do anything we want without being evil. They are custom designed for us with perfect emulations of sentient beings that use non-sentient algorithms that run in computers linked up by some divine connection, and those that mutually choose to interact can be allowed to do so. This way we are happy and have free will. If free will only applies after we are born this is even easier, as we can be born as good adults all in the same world.

If he wants us to grow into adults these worlds can be designed to be near perfect with that specification also added in. Even if there are major contradictions it would be a lot better than the current world. Those who grow into adults can live in the kingdom of god while the rest of us can enjoy ourselves in our other worlds. Failure to do this implies he is either not all-powerful, not all-loving, or is trying to force inheritently incompatible specifications on the world, in which case he is crazy.

Although the cockroach may not understand human explanations of more complex phenomena, it can still understand a simple concept like happiness, defined in its case as having all physical needs met. The same applies to the human god relationship and understanding of happiness.

So fuck you anyone who defends gods bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4148176
Thanks dear, I fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4148176

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147005
Everything is perfect, in different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

ECKANKAR IS THE ANWER
THE ROAD OF SALVATION IS HERE GAISSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>4148220
Then the rock disintegrated or was moved as an of anomaly quantum mechanics, or by aliens, or by an AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147005
>Perfection does not exist in the human world
Dear teacher,

You make very, very poor assertions. If you wish to spark debate, I suggest you do the following:
a) Don't pull shit out of your ass.
b) 250 words is barely enough for one to scratch their ass, much less write an essay on this crap.
c) Pick something less pretentious. We have more than enough blithering idiots claiming to have 'philosophical thoughts' running the good name of philosophy through the mud as it is. LOLDEEP doesn't equate to LOLPHILOSOPHY, and you should feel bad for thinking that it does.

Yours truly,
David

[Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ No.]

EAT ME FIRST!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147005
I can describe my breakfast in 250 words.
In fact, I can describe it in a thousand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4148274
>>>/rs/Rule_of_Occam
>>>/rs/Quantum_mechanics_and_the_like_only_multiply_entities
>>>/rs/We_only_pray_to_one_God
See? God satisfies Occam, whereas your solutions do not! I'll finish it for you:
http://www.4chan.org/God_exists!

[Anonymous No.]

>religion thread on /jp/
>139 posts and 30 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4147005
Perfection is aspiring for something we do not have.

If God indeed made us in his image, then that means he is imperfect.
He is imperfect because He is perfect, and we are perfect because we carry flaws to balance our strengths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4148364
>He is imperfect because He is perfect.
I think I see a problem here...

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: A bunch of retards who still think the bible was supposed to be read literally and not as an allegory.

Seriously. Go read some St. Augustine... Or any philosophical book. Your arguments all suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4148364
>Perfection is aspiring for something we do not have.
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>Perfection is aspiring for something we do not have.

I beg to fucking differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4149005
Are you saying a slut is perfect? A 3D slut at that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4149005

Not perfect.

[spoiler[PAD![/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4149017
Yes, and it's time /jp/ grew up and realized that. I've been a /jp/ fag since it split from /a/. The market is moving on, 3D sluts are the wave of the future. If you need any more proof look at the money photographers make vs your small time doujin artists. There is no comparison. Soon enough japan will kill itself off and the only waifus you will have left are those from deviant art. The 3D sluts will have taken over by then and it will be too late to switch, for it will be 2012. Factions will form and your side is already decided. Can you live with that /jp/? The war is coming, are you ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4149088
You must be new.

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>>4147005
<blue text>More base assumptions are required for god to exist than for it to have been alien or AI because god is very small subset of all possibilities. Aliens or AI allow more possibilities, and so are a larger subset of the probability space. Since it's a Bayesian probability, the result is actually deterministic, and then Occam's razor can be applied. For something extremely unlikely that requires exact details to occur as opposed to one of a general set would require more base assumptions and complexity than the general set. Therefore it was an alien or AI who broke the rock, by your own Occam's razor.</blue text>

[Anonymous No.]

>>4149479
It changed my link, I meant>>4148350

[Anonymous No.]

>go to /r9k/, see God thread
>go to 7chan, see several God threads
>go to 420chan /phi/, see 3 God threads in the frontpage
>go to /jp/, another God thread

fuck you internet