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4143537 No.4143537 [Reply] [Original]

You think you're going to go up to your Touhou waifu and demand her to become your dog?

Guess again. You faggots wouldn't last a day.

>> No.4143544

>implying that I wouldn't be content being the dog of my touhou waifu

>> No.4143540

Surprisingly accurate portrayal of Alice is surprisingly accurate.

>> No.4143547

>>4143544

You wouldn't for the first day or so, but after a while, no amount of frilly dresses and danmaku will make you put up with these whores.

>> No.4143557

>>4143547
Who's saying I'm not a frilly whore myself, hmm?

>> No.4143604

lol zun

>> No.4143611

Reimu's a busta, straight busta

>> No.4143621

I'll just stick a box with some holes in it over Cirno when she isn't looking, and take her home.

Free air conditioning.

>> No.4143625

>>4143537
;_;

>> No.4143627

( ´・‿-) ~ ♥

>> No.4143636

fuck yes this game is awesome.

Up until ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

>> No.4143650

>>4143636

You're a busta, that shit was hardly difficult, just make sure the nigga behind you actually has a good view to aim aka not right up next to the train.

>> No.4143655
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Who's going to demand anything? We'll start off with a long period where we get to know one another, culminating with me confessing my love for her and us becoming involved in a romantic relationship. As we grow closer and develop the close bond only lovers can have, I will ask her to marry me and my soul-mate will be overwhelmed with joy and accept. Our marriage will be completely equal, I will happily help around the house and in raising our beautiful children. You're just jealous of our love, OP.

>> No.4143657

>>4143650
I've heard it's much harder on the PS2.

>> No.4143667

>>4143636
I think you mean the flying school.
OH HOLY DICKS THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

If there's a mod out there that gets rid of those shitty flight missions, I will reinstall this game and play it with the touhou models with glee.

>> No.4143668

[ ]freeload from reimu
[ ]blend in and freeload with the fairies in SDM
[ ]become alice's love-puppet
[ ]go down to (ye olde) hell and keep any of the characters company
[ ]apply for position of assistant chef for yuyuko
[ ]apply for position of assistant technician with kappas
[ ]deliver newspapers for aya (both copies)
[ ]help MANNOSUKE with his shop
[ ]human village, help mystia with her stand/teach kids with keine
[x]jump in the lake

>> No.4143670

>>4143667
flying was easy and even fun if you re-map the keys so they're not awkward as fuck.

>> No.4143671

>>4143655

At least you'll never go hungry.

>> No.4143679

>>4143547
>You wouldn't for the first day or so, but after a while, no amount of frilly dresses and danmaku will make you put up with these whores.

You don't know me. I'd be thrilled to live as a subservant bitch to a beautiful Touhou.

>> No.4143683

I miss the Kilimanjaro T-shirt ads. That shit is overkill funny.

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>> No.4143733

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vCGeifpAzA

get suika to do it.

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