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/jp/ I think I'm pregnant and you're the father

>> No.4139180

I will take responsibility.

>> No.4139181

i lost my virginity while i was asleep? fuck

>> No.4139182
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4139182

Dun worry

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and deserve you

>> No.4139190
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That'd be one of the happiest days of my life.

>> No.4139196

No Nagisa, you're not going to dump all responsibility on me by dying when you're giving birth. If you can manage to show up at my doorstep with the child in your arms, I'll glady take responsibility, otherwise, fuck you.

>> No.4139199

bitch your route was the worst

>> No.4139202

>>4139182
>deserve you

I don't know why but I lol'ed

>> No.4139206

Bullshit. You're a dirty slut.

>> No.4139212

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!... FUCK YOU OP!

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY HUH!? WAIT TILL THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN "REAL LIFE" YOU FUCKTARD!!!

YES I AM MAD! YOU MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY PAPERS!

THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY PRECIOUS AND PEACEFUL DAY!

SAGE!

>> No.4139215

>>4139212
u mad?

>> No.4139220
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>>4139212
>mugen

Go outside and stab someone so you can chillax already.

>> No.4139222

>>4139215
YEAH! I MAD!!!... YOU GOT PROBLEM!?...

>> No.4139224

>>4139212
>>4139222
Fuck off, mugen

>> No.4139226

>>4139212
Mugen, I'm pregnant. It's yours.

>> No.4139229

>>4139212
>>4139222
I find it hilarious that you still do the "..." thing even while you're infuriated.

>> No.4139230
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>>4139212
FUCK YOU

>> No.4139232

>>4139224
...whatever

>>4139226
Now I'm quite sure I'm at home last time I was drunk so no miss.. that wasn't mine...

>> No.4139238

>>4139230
NO! I FUCK "YOU" but wait... I'm married and pro monogamy so no...

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>>4139212
Wow, mugen. Take it easy. Nagisa's not for raging at.

>> No.4139273

>>4139263
She's for raping.

>> No.4139286
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>>4139273

>> No.4139288

>>4139286
If she's not for raping she's for smashing with a newspaper.

Cockroach, not so good.

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>>4139273
OH GOD YESSSSSS.

>> No.4139299

>>4139294

Please continue

>> No.4139301

>>4139299
disregard that I suck cocks

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>>4139299
I, sadly, only have two erotic pictures of Nagisa.

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>>4139309
That's more than enough.

>> No.4139383
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4139383

When did I sleep with Nagisa? You would think I would remember sleeping with a girl like that. Also, what am I going to tell mai waifu? "Hey, honey I knocked up a Key girl. It's ok because she will die in childbirth anyways LOL". That is not going to work. She is going to fucking kill me. Pic is of mai waifu saving some bitch.

>> No.4139403

>>4139383
That "bitch" is my waifu, fucker.

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