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As I was wandering through a variety of forums, hoping to improve my already dominating hisoutensoku gameplay, I found a website filled with devoted players, hoping to expand their already infamous team of competitive hisouten players. After learning about their insatiable drive, I decided to help them spread the word, to become the undeniable force of hisoutensoku netplay.

http://www.scarletunion.net/

Unlike any tourney before, this host has added a set of rules to enhance the game from it's shallow shell into a test of mental toughness and quick reactions.

Come to scalet union. Their vision will light the way for true high level UNL play.

>> No.4137645

Get out scarlet union devs.

>> No.4137709

I just read the rules section. This picture is beautiful. I can't tell if they're trolling ;_;

>> No.4137740

Strangely enough, it's actually for real.

>> No.4137757

You act as if you've never seen trolls before.

>> No.4137814

In b4 ZomB wrecks the party

>> No.4137823

>>4137814
Inb4 ZomB can't do anything because no corner assault or repetition.

>> No.4137882

a crapload of people should join and spam loliball and 6B alternatively with suika

>> No.4137893

>>4137882
Don't forget 5C, bro. 5C is vital! I'd say throw in some firepunches, but that's a bit too advanced. We need the 5C to get them to run into the loliballs, though.

>> No.4137925

Clearly these rules are in place to encourage high level play.

>> No.4137941

>>4137925
Most definitely. It's like...I want to go over there and play with them, but I'm just too intimidated. What if I'm not good enough? Or, even worse, what if I do 2A five times and become the laughing stock of all of the tourneypros over there? ;_;

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4137969

>Members:
>Icekin
>Jetm
>Dimglow
>ChefMKT
>Johan Drakengard
>Ketsumi
>Pono
>Purple
>Shy
>ZomB
>beatsstayflowin

This has to be THE MOST ELABORATE TOUHOU TROLL SINCE CIRNO RACING!!

>> No.4137981

>>4137969
Obviously they're in training at this superior place of Hisoutensoku playing. I almost want to see the replays of how badly they were shamed!

>> No.4138080

>>4137969
U SCARED?

>> No.4138169

>Guy enters the tournament and gets disqualified when he accidentally does a 2A x 6.

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>>4138169
Ouch. Hey man, that's a low blow.

>> No.4138211

Wow, those rules are way worse than the ones smash tourneyfags use

>> No.4139139

Satorin is not amused, where is Giantree? He needs to participate too.

>> No.4140378

This is a troll, right?

Also
>2. A single move cannot be used more than 5 times in a row.
Joining using 66C x4 then 3A then repeat. Maybe.

>> No.4140480

Upon further investigation, good job whoever wasted their money to make this. I lol'd at NO CORNER ASSAULT and the annoying sound player too.

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