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413170 No.413170 [Reply] [Original]

Okay everyone, stop. Just fucking stop.

Just for a little bit. That's all I'm asking.

Now,

Think about your dad.

>> No.413180

MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>> No.413188

Dad. I wish you were still here.

I'm so sorry that I grew up to be a disappointment.

I know you wanted me to take care of mom and my little sister and my little brother. I couldn't do it. I tried, but I failed on every level.

I'm so sorry. I want to start all over again somehow, but I don't know how.

>> No.413189

>>413170
Well, that was a "little bit." Start back up now.

>> No.413196
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>> No.413200

Dad, i'm glad you were once a weeaboo too.

although, i think we should of stayed in japan when i was born.

>> No.413211

Dad, never knew you, heard some good stuff about you, dying sux.

>> No.413225

Dad, I wish you'd stop cheating on my mother.
Having her be an emotional wreck and staying at my place every two years isn't fun.

>> No.413224

Dad, I really hope some sweeping changes come about in the government with the coming election, cause I'd hate to see you gunned down after your failed bombing of a government building.

>> No.413244
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413244

deer papa

i am writing to you fram the website

i love u a lot

pleaes com visite me

i miss u a lot

lov

nana

>> No.413245

Dad, I'm gay.

>> No.413258

>>413245
Its okay, he is too.

>> No.413264
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413264

Father.

I am doing my best to become Alice.

Please support me in your thoughts.

Your dedicated daughter,
Mercury Lamp

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>>413264

>> No.413274

Dear dad,
I hope it was worth it to try and hook up with a 13 year old girl just because my stepmom got real old real fast. Maybe you shouldn't have cheated on my mom with that slut in the first place and instead of having to give her a place to stay when she has her emotional breakdowns you and her would be living happily ever after instead of you rotting in prison and her on my couch.

>> No.413273

Hi Dad. Dinner was pretty delicious, yeah?

But why am I talking to you though a fucking imageboard?

>> No.413278

i got 2 daddies

>> No.413280

>>413274
PS: I fucking hate you for what you did to our family, even to my stepsister and half-sister who I never really got along with. None of us deserved to have you happen to us.

>> No.413282

ITT same person

>> No.413324

>>413282
no

>> No.413337

Dear father, thank goodness you'll never read this, because you'd ban the computer if you ever saw 4chan

>> No.413344

>>413337

Good, You look kind of underage

>> No.413345

Father,wheres my fucking money?

>> No.413370

>>413344
There's a hell of a lot of underaged people who go around 4chan, like one's going to make a big difference.

>> No.413392

>>413370

Feeling lucky tonight?

>> No.413565

>>413344
wrong i'm 40 and live with my parents

>> No.413578

To hell with the lazy old fuck. I am shamed to say I share his name.

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