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recently ive been wishing i had been born japanese, i know theres nothing i can do about it, but i still really wish i had been born and raised in japan.its all ive been thinking about for the last 3 months, i guess this is what they call identity crisis?

but is it really that bad wishing you had been born something else? i wish to fit in with the rest of japan, when i go there i dont want to be seen as just another "gaijin" but i guess thats pretty much impossible with japan and its 1% foreigner population, and all.

fuck

>> No.412293

Maybe you'll be reborn japanese if you kill yourself?

>> No.412294

i think that can pretty much be said for the rest of us here in /jp/, it sucks

>> No.412296

>recently ive been wishing i had been born japanese

When I saw this thread, I began wishing you had never been born.

>> No.412298

>>412293
heh believe it or not ive thought about it but the risk is just too great

>> No.412299

GB2Gaia

>> No.412301

>>412299
>>412296
>>412293
>sage
so say the faggots jerking it to touhou and anything japan related

you're in denial you sad fucks

>> No.412302

>>412294
I don't think so, Tim. I like it here in America.

>> No.412304

faggot

>> No.412305

I feel just the same as you OP. I wish I could read japanese, and have a japanese girlfriend, a japanese home in the suburbs and maybe a couple of friends too.

>> No.412306

>>412301

I liked /jp/ better when it was about being a hikkimori failure than being a low level weeaboo.

>> No.412307

>>412301
Like you were any different in that aspect. You probably get an erection from shinto shrines.

>> No.412310

If you were born in japan, you would have no prior knowledge of this life, and therefore you would yearn to not be born in japan.

The grass is always greener

>> No.412314

>recently
Amateur.

But seriously, what is there to gain from being Japanese? Your personality will still be shit.

>> No.412320

4/10

>> No.412321

>>412306
>hikkimori failure than being a low level weeaboo.
lol

like there is any difference you fucking faggot, you just wanted a place to circlejerk your lonely pathetic self to.


baaawwwww look at me im lonely i dont go out i dont have friends pity me baaawwwww unf unf unf im jacking off while posting about my shitty life unf uinf

>> No.412325

>>412321
We don't want pity. If we wanted pity we'd go to a self help group.

>> No.412328

>>412314
Well i don't know for the rest of /jp/ but i know i would be happy just being accepted by the avarage japanese.

>> No.412329

>>412321

Troll me harder please.

>> No.412331

Needs more sage

>> No.412332

>>412321

1/10

>> No.412334

I wish I was born white and rich.

>> No.412335

>>412325
no you wouldn't go to a self help group because that would require contact with other humans which is a no no, so you come online and post about your shitty life and read about other fuck's shitty lives and you pity yourselves to sleep.You want attention but without actually talking to people, you pathetic fuck.

>> No.412343

You are not welcome here underage b&. We can pick you out by the way you use English. Get out until age 18.

>> No.412344

>>412335
If I actually wanted to go to a fucking self help group I would.

This thread is an eyesore. Only a Touhou hijack can save this.

>> No.412345

>>412314
Well for one, japanese women would actually LOOK at you, and i mean a normal man, not as a fucking lolgaijin lets fuck with him, get him to teach me english and then fucking leave and never talk to him again kind of look.

>> No.412347

sage for /b/ class trolling

>> No.412350

>>412344
>Only a Touhou hijack can save this.
hahaha oh man you are a sad piece of shit in deep denial.


"wtf!? look at this weeaboo who wants to be japanese, SAGE"


"...unf unf touhou..unf j-idols...unf..if only i lived in japan"

>> No.412357

>>412345
Truth

its fucking annoying seeing all the worthwhile japanese women going out with fucking douche bags and never even giving us foreigners a chance.

>> No.412358

>>412350
Except I don't say "unf unf" like some sort of mouth breathing retard.

THIS THREAD IS AN EYESORE

>> No.412359

If anything needed a Touhou flood, it's this thread.

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touhou sagejack

>> No.412366

i wish i was born to be an eternal loli

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sage for touhou

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>>412310
this.

also, stop trying so hard. you'll never fit in. if by some miracle you actually do make it to japan, if you just relax and remember that one thing, you might just enjoy yourself as opposed to making your own life and the lives of those around you unbearable.

also, sage.

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>>412287
10/10. Excellent troll, I see /jp/ raged quite hard.

>> No.412411

lol bump for weeaboo faggots in denial

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HI IM OP LOL IM A WEEABOO LOL AND I SUCK COCKS LOL

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Rage bump!

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If I were born as a tiny dicked yellow slant eye I'd fucking kill myself.

>> No.412467

a sage with effort... I like that.

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>>412462
A...animooted.

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Oh, hai
Is dis sum Touhou Hijack?

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>>412495

The manliest.

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>>412506

Of course.

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worksafe.

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>> No.412579

That should be the image limit.
If this thing should get revived again, it's only 90 replies away from autosage anyway.

>> No.412597

FAP FAP FAP FAP AND LOVIN' IT

Thread saved.

>> No.412610

SAGE

>> No.412705

this is funny.

>> No.412720

>>412382
Why is Renko tied up with those 2?

>> No.412728

>>412720

It's supposed to be mystia, now stop looking for excuses to bump this piece of shit.

>> No.412747

>>412728
More posts it gets, sooner it drops off this dump.
Also image limit.

>> No.413318

>>413310

More trolls on /jp/ right now than users.

>> No.413310

OH HAY GUYS!
IN BEFORE SHITSTORM!

>> No.413342

>>413310
>20:45
>IN BEFORE

>>412747
>19:00

>> No.413627

heh

>> No.413734

>when i go there i dont want to be seen as just another "gaijin" but i guess thats pretty much impossible with japan and its 1% foreigner population, and all.

Get used to it; in Japan you're a nigger with all the connotations that word has. You cause all the crime, you're dumb and uneducated, and you occasionally amuse them. (protip: be a dumb ass, they seem to like that particularly the women.)

>> No.413856

>>412287
OP this anon is right >>412314
theres nothing in japan that you cant have better in the US or other countries.

being born here you will:
-devote your WHOLE life to working and studying and pressure to do MORE than you need to.
-devote ALL your life studying to get into one university or job, and when you cant, there simply are no other options for you.
-Tv shows suck, their game shows are funny, but 55% of the shows on TV are some kind of talk show with 'celebrities' they just randomly pick off the street. 35% are news, and they will run the same topic on every channel for the whole week even without new updates. 5% may be the good stuff, but its on wayyyy late at night.
-japanese humour is a guy in speedos on national tv singing a song and then doing a stupid ass dance thats got the whole nation copying it and making him appear on every talk show for the next 3 months doing the same shit.
theres other shit, but i dont wanna list them all.

tl;dr

being born outside japan is a way better life to choose.
in countries like US, England, Ausfailia and yes, even Canada, you at least learn different cultures in school and you are always mixing with other cultures.

>> No.413963

depends on your situation, I was born black and because of it many people assume I like rap even though my favorite bands are Dir en grey and Unearth, theres differences In how people are treated

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