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4117813 No.4117813 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck this, I'm going to bed, I've got a lady to please... I'm her Epic Mount you see. Gnight /jp/, enjoy doing whatever it is you do. I know I'll enjoy what I do. Or should I say... WHO I do.

>> No.4117818

My mom?

>> No.4117822

You wish, I'm a one-lady man. Besides, you wouldn't want a step-dad who could kick your ass at Scarlet Weather Rhapsody.

>> No.4117828

I don't think you have a lady
Enjoy your dakimakura

>> No.4117838

you're touhou

>> No.4117839

>>4117828
My penis is rubbing all over Flan-chan's breasts!

>> No.4117843

Oh I have a lady. I rolled a natural fucking 20, she's a gamer, a geek, GORGEOUS, and is actually a couple years older then me. (She's 28, I'm 19. She's mature from her time around, but she has the looks of someone my own age.) She's also a pro-CS player and is addicted to WoW. Even I gave up WoW, I traded in my shield and sword for a mining laser and some pew pew on EVE online.. I likes me a spaceship. ANYWAYS, I just won The Game. And I wish the best of luck to you, too. (Then again, I'm in very good condition, tall, handsome, dirty minded yet respective, everything a woman wants. So I had a lot going for me... Of course, I could say the same about her.. <3) Maybe we'll get drunk and film a porno for you guys, I know you hate 3D though... I'll just apply some filters or something. How's that sound? You like?

>> No.4117844

>>4117813
pffft you'll never understand our pure love for our waifus.
It's neither instinct nor pheromones, just goodwill !

>> No.4117848

>>4117828
i don't think he even has that.

op, enjoy your tears and regular pillow with no animu image on it.

>> No.4117851

Essentially, I'm not trying to rub this in your faces /jp/, you guys are my buds from around the globe. /b/ sucks, /v/ is full of pricks (and I know, like, 35 of em in person...), /a/ LOL, /x/ is scary at 6am, but you, /jp/, are the bomb. Touhous, sob stories, dawson, and the constant need to defend yourself from trolls. I liek /jp/. :3

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4117852

I wish I could run Homeworld 2 properly on Win7 x64

>> No.4117853

>>4117813
>>4117843
That's fine and dandy but you appear to have forgotten that this isn't your blog.

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>>4117851
Well I don't like you.

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>>4117852
Lol, Windows 7.

>> No.4117859

We don't play wow like you OP, faggot

>> No.4117864

True story, don't even post in threads like this, or threads you don't like.

The OP will always feel like shit when he has to bump by talking to himself.
Don't know why you don't know this already.

>> No.4117870

Oh, this is totally my blog. That's what it says at the top of teh page. /jp/ - Blog & Relationship Advice. Internetten Zwei auf 0 or something. Anyways, enjoy your pillows, mine huggles back.


/jp/ forevah.

>> No.4117872

>>4117864
I like this thread. I am going to bump it.

>> No.4117873

>>4117859
Neither do I, I play spaceships. SHE plays WoW, but she says she's gonna quit when the new expansion comes out. I don't believe her..

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>>4117864
Jackiiieeee, how dare you post in this threeeeaaaad!!!

>> No.4117878

>>4117873
what the hell is wrong with her

>> No.4117885 [DELETED] 

>>4117810
Fuck off with your moronic attacks 24/7 at www.anon
talk.com. We don't want you there, retards. Got it already?

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>>4117878
Nothing, she just digs WoW. She's also a pro-CS player, gives me a run for my money up close, and she owns me everytime on ranged maps. Anyways, jesus, I just wanted to say goodnight. Talk to you guys tomorrow night between 4-6am or whenever. Look for the spaceships and touhous. Rest easy boys, it's all gon b k.

>> No.4117896

Atrocious.

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This thread was on 4chans homepage. Wat. I am sickened.

>> No.4117918

>>4117909
Then stpo bumping it. Simple as that. It all falls down if no one bothers to sage these threads, then theres no one but OP posting in the thread.

>> No.4117919

>>4117918
No.

>> No.4117923

I made just fuck to 40 women at the same time

>> No.4117934

I got out of bed with a girl once to fleetsave.

>> No.4118010

Bed are pretty much useless to me, everytime i lie down i do so on a girl with my pepee in her doodoo.

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