I wish and hope God helps me out. ..
Gives me a pat on the head with a floating hand, eh...
Shoves a dozen Yukari fumos into my arms, ok that's nice but I've got very big concerns, and chuck em on my bed.
Materialises a beautiful real Yukari by my side, oh God yes please. I'd pick her up and spin her around me until we're dizzy then toss her on my bed, pounce on her, entwine fingers, kiss her. Then say "Damn, I had my first kiss in my stupid unit." then she asks if I want to have sex since my dick is prodding her, I say "God no, not here, let's go have sex on the beach. I don't think there's any nearby that face the sunrise but the beach right next to us faces the sunset lets do it there." ... "I looked it up there's an Eleanor Point there, "Eleanor" sounds romantic, like Poe or whatever, lets go fuck up against those rocks, I can't be bothered waiting to go find someplace more romantic, unless you give me a hand job or something then I probably could."