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4113672 No.4113672 [Reply] [Original]

I wish to hang Christmas decorations on her body. ;_;

>> No.4113725

why don't you cut out the hassle of finding her and just whip yourself all over your body with a steel rake multiple times?

End result is about the same.

>> No.4113743
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She'll probably ask to hang ornaments off your pee pee afterwords.

>> No.4113748

>>4113743
♪ My dina-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling ♫

>> No.4113755

I want to hug her and kiss her and be a loyal, faithful husband to her... ;_;

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>>4113755

again, whipped with the rake.

One does not handle Frandle without lacerations being the result.

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