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You get the chance to apply to studying in Japan.

Of course you want to go there because of loli incest cosplay hentai, but what would you tell the guys who review your application?

>> No.4112509

Business opportunities in the technological area in grorious technological capital of world.

>> No.4112511

>>4112503
I AMERICAN HAVE BIG CHEESE BURGER YEE HAW BARACK OBAMA

>> No.4112512

"interest in Japanese culture"

>> No.4112514

I don't want to study in japan.
I'm studying to make money, not to fool around.

>> No.4112519

>>4112514
Good, I'll be fucking Japanese teens in the meantime.

>> No.4112524

>want to serve the emperor

>> No.4112527

sociological comparisons between western society and a modernized oriental society lolpsychmajor

>> No.4112529

>>4112512
that sounds stale and everyone says that.

>>4112509
is more like it.

Maybe something about gaining experience in a new environment.

>> No.4112532

I am interested in foreign cultures, don't say you're just intersted in Japanese culture but in all sorts of stuff. But you may bring something like especially Japanese.

Also something like the experience of living abroad in circumstances diffrent from your own countries may broaden your horizon and become a good life experience.

It shouldn't be that hard to make some shit this up, I did it, too, when I applied for the working holiday visa.

>> No.4112545

"I have an interest in architecture and want to go to Japan where they have an interesting array of both traditional eastern style and the modern western influence. I hope my trip will allow me to gain an insight into how both styles can live together side by side"

ALSO SUSHI YUM YUM

>> No.4112548

Tell the truth. Lying is bad.

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4112567

>>4112548
> Alright, welcome to japan.

>> No.4112600

"I want to study those giant Rhinocerus beetles you guys have here, I'm looking for a thesis topic."

-Biology major here, giant beetles are awesome.

>> No.4112667

I'd tell them the same thing Rance would say

>> No.4112676

>>4112548
I want to seduce Japanese schoolgirls and cum in their faces. Further, I want to visit these 5-story-porn-stores where they sell the most disturbing pornography known to man.

Damn, they *have* to invite me over.

>> No.4112677

>>4112667

You want to fuck all their princesses?

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>>4112667
who the fuck is Rance?

>> No.4112705

>>4112681

Your going to get eaten alive.

>> No.4112710

I'd like to experience japanses middle school life and view the various tectonic hazard prevention techniques in use.

One step closer to loli incest cosplay hentai

>> No.4112712

>>4112681
>who the fuck is Rance
Oh no you didn't.

>> No.4112719

>>4112532
>I am interested in foreign cultures, don't say you're just intersted in Japanese culture but in all sorts of stuff. But you may bring something like especially Japanese.

But I only want to go to Japan. If I say I'm interested in foreign culture, they might drop me off at Iraq or some shithole.

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4112735

I'd like to improve my Japanese vocabulary in order to understand those hard nippon words.

>> No.4112755

>what would you tell the guys who review your application

That I'm a dragon. If they don't accept me, I take on my true form and eat them. Their loss.

>> No.4112771

>>4112503
"No thank you"

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>>4112503

A wonderful opportunity for me to broaden my horizon of skills and experience in Japan.

>> No.4113006

>>4112735

Best scene in the whole show.

>> No.4113591

>>4112771
stop kidding yourself.

>> No.4113613

ITT pathetic race traitors.

Get out weeaboos.

>> No.4114231

>>4113613
you and your virginity are betraying your race worse than any weeaboo

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>>4114231
that's right folks, let's all sleep with Japanese women so they don't want tiny asian dick anymore, thus slowly preserving the dominance of the white race

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>>4112705
still waiting for my assrape

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