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I heard there is an Island murder-mystery around here needing to be solved? A Golden-haired woman claiming to be a witch? Ha oh please, I'm sure all those seemingly ghastly murders in closed-rooms are nothing more than simple parlor tricks that will be solved by my scientific methods and powers of logical deduction.

>> No.4110759

Watson should be nominated for the best tsundere of 2009.

>> No.4110771
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4110771

No, we already have a detective. Get lost.

>> No.4110786

Is /book/ outraged by this movie?

>> No.4110797

>>4110771
But she's dead.

>> No.4110808

>>4110771
We need a new detective.

>> No.4110810

BRING BACK BATTLER

>> No.4110814
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>>4110810
Battler is the worst detective ever.

Pic related, even Moetrice thinks he sucks.

>> No.4110831

>>4110808

I wholeheartedly agree.

>> No.4110853

>>4110814
Gee, I'm sure glad I can read Japanese.

>> No.4110862

Is Ryukishi giving us incompetent detectives just so we have even more trouble solving the mystery?

>> No.4110871

>>4110808
I vote Gohda

>> No.4110881

>>4110862
Well, duh. Battler in episode 4 is retarded. He has Kyrie and Jessica blatantly trolling him, and he suspects KANON of all people.

>> No.4110895

>>4110881
> KANON
LOL BATTLER MAD

>> No.4110896

>>4110771
ErikaXHolmes is my OTP

>> No.4110904

>>4110862
Battler: Hurp Derp, chessboard thinking that never gets me anywhere.
Erika: What the hell, she spends hours preparing seals and alibis and stays awake all night, and next morning she GOES CHECK THE SEALS EVEN BEFORE CHECKING THE CORPSES, AND EVEN WHEN SHE GOES TO THE COUSINS' ROOM SHE COMPLETELY TRUSTS NANJO INSTEAD OF CHECKING THE CORPSES HERSELF.

We want a detective that doesn't suck, Ryukishi.

>> No.4110905

>and he suspects KANON of all people

Kanon pretty much IS all people though. :3

>> No.4110917

>>4110905
Well, I know, but he has Jessica and Kyrie tell him magic exists and all other kinds of nonsense, and he just believes them. Perhaps he trusts them too much, but still, he should connect the dots a bit more.

>> No.4110946

The entire cast of Umineko is retarded.
I mean, they couldn't even realize that Kanon and Shannon are the same person.

>> No.4110966

I wonder... who is the "watson" character in Umineko?

>> No.4110973

>>4110946
Well, one could argue that George never sees Kanon, and that Moon-chan knows, and is using Shkanon for her own ends. But yeah, it's pretty odd.

>> No.4110981

>>4110966
Battler is his own Watson

>> No.4110983

>>4110966
Gohda

>> No.4110978

>>4110966
As in an intelligent, brave smart lady-killer that does not have Holmes' creative thinking but as intelligent, knowledgeable and can provide insight and assist in research and is in the end the detective's steadfast friend?

>> No.4110992
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>>4110966
It's obviously Ronove, weren't you paying attention?

>> No.4111001

>>4110966
Battler - Ronove/Virgilia
Erika - Dlanor

>> No.4111012

>>4111001
You mean Erika is Dlanor's watson, right?

>> No.4111035
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4111035

Shannonkanontrice - Best theory ever, or BEST FUCKING THEORY EVER?!

>> No.4111040

>>4110966
Nobody, because no one would help the retarded detectives in Umineko.

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>>4111035
Troll all you want, you don't like it because it's too DEEP for you.

>> No.4111130

>>4110797
She died once. Most Umineko characters died at least 5 times.

>> No.4111145

>>4111130
Well, her piece died two times, if you want to be technical. So she's died 3 times in total, actually.

>> No.4111157

>>4111053
A deep hole filled with shit, you mean.

>> No.4111162

>>4111157
You just don't "get" love, Anon.

>> No.4111177

>>4111145
Games were interrupted and she don't have a piece version.

>> No.4111188

>>4111177
>she don't have a piece version.
>implying Erika is not a piece to begin with.

>> No.4111189

>>4111177
I thought Erika herself was the piece, both in Meta and on the gameboard.

>> No.4111223

>>4111189
Yes, and that's why there is no piece-Erika. Her game and meta versions are one and same.

>> No.4111263

>>4111223
You sure? Well, then it is rather odd how her piece reacts to people like Jessica, Hideyoshi and the like, if she is both a meta and a piece being she honestly wouldn't care about what they thought.

>> No.4111339

>>4111263
To be fair, we all are annoyed by Jessica. Even Hercule Poirot has her limits.

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