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4110225 No.4110225 [Reply] [Original]

Hi /jp/. I had sex last night. With a woman. She was real. And no, I didn't pay for it.

Can I still keep posting here?

>> No.4110235

>Hi /jp/
Stopped here.

>> No.4110246

Yes, as long as you make /jp/-related threads.
Unlike this one.

>> No.4110260

>I had sex last night.
Most people don't care. So >>4110246

>> No.4110270

So you must have realized by now that just having sex doesn't magically cure you from being a pathetic, hopeless failure at life.
As long as you don't graduate from that, you're fine.
I cringe at the thought of what you must have fucked, though. Or are you one of those normalfriends who actually think touhou/vn/umineko are so cash and edgy?

>> No.4110277

>>4110270

>Touhou
>So Cash

I was chilling with my homeboys and my dude is all like, "Yo, you seen that Touhou, son? Shit was ballin as fuck, I be rollin' wit da witches and shrine maidens, homie."

>> No.4110288

I'd say you should get out as you're the type of guy who could possibly prove to be some of those 3D-worshipping annoyances in that thread of the one British slut, for example.

Personally, it disgusts me that there are un-virgins here, even if they don't reveal their tendencies. The idolfags aren't so bad, as they're a lot more tolerable than the more recent crowd and they keep a low profile, but I'd still prefer it if they weren't here at all.

Only people with attraction to 3D keep 3D threads alive. Thus, it's better if nobody here has attraction to 3D. That you went so far as to even have sex with a 3D woman... is a clear violation of that.

>> No.4110291

>>4110277
you're not funny. everyone hates you. just stop posting here you piece of shit.

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>>4110291

>> No.4110310

I want your /jp/ card on my desk by the end of the day.

>> No.4110315

>>4110291
Take it easy.

>> No.4110316

>>4110277
make fun of it all you want, but I do know people who feel like they are years ahead of others just because they play "the latest hot shit from Japan"

>> No.4110336

>>4110277
i love you

>> No.4110627

>>4110288

Waitwaitwait, I thought the 2D thing was a joke like KS devs. Unfortunately for you, this board is not /jp/ - NEET (Although it is still perfectly possible to like 3D and be a neet).

It was created with the intention of being a place for the VNs/touhou etc crap on /a/ to go, it was not a place for you to dictate such retarded rules.

And honestly, no one cares if you only like 2d. I don't see why you should be sickened by people who like other stuff.

>> No.4110646

>>4110627
>I thought the 2D thing was a joke like KS devs.
Yeah, and /jp/ is moot's favourite board.

>> No.4110651

>>4110288

Wow, you are actually insane. Congrats! I hope to join you soon.

>> No.4110656

>>4110627
Go away, you obviously don't belong here.

>> No.4110657

>joke like KS devs
get out ks devs

>> No.4110718

>Can I still keep posting here?

you could try, but the bitch will draw you away from your hobbies

>> No.4110731

>BREAKING NEWS
>NEET ARRESTED FOR RAPE OF 11 YEAR OLD GIRL
>CLAIMS IT'S THE FAULT OF POPULAR IMAGEBOARD 4CHAN
>IS THE INTERNETS TO BLAME FOR RAPE?

>> No.4111853

>>4110627
>this board is not /jp/ - NEET
Exactly.

>>4110288
>Thus, it's better if nobody here has attraction to 3D.
Please go choke on a cock and die.

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>>4110627
i no rite

>> No.4111963

Me too, but then I woke up.

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