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4097604 No.4097604 [Reply] [Original]

You are dead. Yamaxanadu will send you to hell. Your only hope is to put the moves on her. How do you go about it?

>> No.4097613

Only faggots try to interact with women.

>> No.4097614

>>4097604
I make a dive for Komachi's tits, Mitsumoto-style.

>> No.4097615

rape her.

>> No.4097616

This is retarded.

The mirror speaks my fate, so I guess I'm going to hell.

>> No.4097610

I tell her she is not real, she disappears and I wake up.

>> No.4097629

>>4097616

She is the judge. she has the final say .

>> No.4097639

>Unlike humans, she has a criteria of right and wrong in her own mind. Her judgement cannot be overturned by the deceased. Her criteria is quite complicated, and the seriousness of the crimes factor in everything from why they occurred to the personal history of those involved.
Enjoy going to hell.

>> No.4097640

I ask for a chance to atone through service. Maybe two lazy shinigami will be enough to get everything done properly.

>> No.4097641

http://nihilsinenefas.wordpress.com/2009/07/19/dantes-divine-comedy-v-1/
dante's divine comedy manga
it's a pretty good adaptation

>> No.4097659

>>4097639

I mean she starts chastising you. you explain your bad childhood. I would then move closer and caress her hair.

>> No.4097661

Cutejudge already receives regular fuckings from Komachi and her enormous futa-penis. No anon could compete with that.

>> No.4097675
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>>4097661
You're quite the comedian.

>> No.4097717

Slice her throat.

>> No.4097856

Yell every insult I can come up with off the top of my head.
Brag about it in hell.

>> No.4097980

I'm going to hell anyway, might as well rape her.

What's she gonna do, send me there twice?

>> No.4097993
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4097993

>>4097675
THIS IS MY HAT!

>> No.4097998
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4097998

>>4097993

The chocolate you eat would ruin your hat.

>> No.4098013

>>4097998

Only smart people will understand this.

>> No.4098045

>>4098013
Yeah, we get it. It refers to Alice.

>> No.4098090
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4098090

But what if I'm already dead?

>> No.4100396

I would ask her to marry me.

>> No.4100450

I would give her some slutty lingerie

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