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Shion will grant you three wishes. No more, no less. And don’t bother trying to make girls fall in love with you with one of your wishes, it WON’T work. Sooo what will it be?

>> No.40956374

Give me my foreskin back

>> No.40956845 [DELETED] 

paizuri with eirin
Paizuri from orin
paizuri from reimu

>> No.40956853

paizuri from eirin
paizuri from orin
paizuri from reimu

>> No.40959003 [DELETED] 

>>40956351
1st wish is only I can enter Gensokyo none of you can. You will also forever feel dispair and cannot commit suicide to escape your pain.

2nd wish is me fucking every single one of your waifus as my personal cum dumpster and when ever I fuck them you will be forced to watch. After coitus they will forget what happened so I can keep fucking them and they won't get mind broken.
3rd wish is imprisoning you all in your own bodies in a vegetable state but your minds are still functioning as normal.
Fuck you

>> No.40959068

>>40956374
Shion isn't a jew

>> No.40959417

>>40956351
a nuclear bomb to strike gensokyo
a nuclear bomb to strike heaven
a nuclear bomb to strike the lunar captial

>> No.40959680
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40959680

I wish for Lagiacrus to be in next Mh title. The lord of the sea's must make his triumphant return.

Shit, what should my other three wishes be...

>> No.40959856

kill alice
revive alice
kill alice again

>> No.40960174

>>40959856
>shion grant three wishes
bound to be monkey paws

>> No.40960204

>>40959068
She was really hungry so she ate it

>> No.40960327

>>40956351
Give me powers that will allow me to defend myself from youkai
Give me rare books that Patchouli would be interested in, but doesn't have them
Give Shion never ending amounts of money (if she loses the money, she will start finding more)

>> No.40966405

>>40956351
one old table
one broken chair
and a plate filled with only rice
all for shion.

>> No.40966606

>>40956351
1. Only I'm allowed in Gensokyo
2. Everyone else's wishes don't get granted
3. Give me absolute charisma

>> No.40966706

>>40956351
#1 Make Alice happy
#2 Give Alice an electric foot massager with a 2 year warranty
#3 Give Alice a burger.

>> No.40967167
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40967167

>>40956351
A burger for me.
A burger for Shion.
Give Tenshi huge badonkadonks.

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>>40967167
>Give Tenshi huge badonkadonks
why?

>> No.40968240

>>40967746
Magic isn't about why it's about why not.

>> No.40969700

>>40967746
So this is why she has a peach in her hat....

>> No.40971621
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>> No.40971755
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>>40967746
Neropaso is a gem

>> No.40979264

>>40956351
Bring back anomalocaris
that's it
;_;

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40985812

>>40979264

>> No.40990716

>>40956351
>Shion
Who?

>> No.40990809

>>40956351
make my flesh inedible to youkai
give me the power to brew tea on demand anywhere
give me unrestricted access to Ran's tails
I will find a niche with this skillset

>> No.40995858

>>40990809
Too demanding.

>> No.40998141

Shion still hasn't granted me a foreskin yet

>> No.40998400

>>40956351
Turn yourself into a boy.
Fall in love with me.
Turn yourself back into a girl.

>> No.41000097

>>40966606
Fuck you anon, OP gave me dreams and hopes and you just took them away from me like that.

>> No.41000372

>>40998400
This is brilliant.

>> No.41000457

>>40956351
Make me fall in love with the girls. I want to feel something again

>> No.41006120

>>40956351
>Shion will grant you three wishes. No more, no less.
>no less
What happens if you don't use the full three wishes?

>> No.41017069

>>41006120
She searches your heart to see your desires and makes the wishes for you

>> No.41023052

>>40956351
1. Raising me my wages
2. Give me the ability to not need to sleep
3. Delet this thread please

>> No.41027871

>>40956351
I demand a date from her.
Her sister has to pay for everything and can't demand being paid back.
I wish we could at least be friends.

>> No.41027890

>>40956351
Turn yourself into a boy.
Fall in love with >>40998400.
Make him fall in love with boy you.

>> No.41033669

>>40956351

1. Girls can't resist having sex with me
2. I fuck your brains out
3. I fuck your brains out

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