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40954835 No.40954835 [Reply] [Original]

Face it
Even if you somehow made it to gensokyo.
The girls would not like you.

>> No.40954854

I'm pretty confident most /jp/ies are actually pretty average, they wouldn't really hate that for sure

>> No.40954922

The moment I enter Gensokyo, I acquire the chuuni powers I believed I had when I was in middle-school. A side effect of those powers is that I cannot interact correctly with others, making them dislike me.
It's inevitable

>> No.40954956

>>40954835
How can they hate me if I can't even talk to them?

>> No.40954997

>>40954835
Why? Did Sakuya not cook me properly?

>> No.40955131

>>40954835
I'm cute and have a stable job. They'd be ok with me.

>> No.40955149

rape doesn't care

>> No.40955151
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thankfully disapproving glances supersede the language barrier

>> No.40955236
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40955236

I reckon Reimu would be particularly disagreeable and abrasive.

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>>40954835
>>40955236
you are doomed to settle for human women in the village

>> No.40955260

>>40954854
I'm ugly, short and autistic. Can I ask someone to help me fix that once I'm in Gensokyo?

>> No.40955270
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it hurts, but I think I needed to hear this
thanks, OP

>> No.40955298
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anon made a friend

>> No.40955329
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>>40954835
You think I don't know that?
First stop myouren in hopes of selling my soul for youkai powers.
Nobody bothers youkai in the village.
Embrace youkai. Become ignored.

>> No.40955336

>>40955298
My child inside her belly

(Wriggle is immature and childlike so you can easily take advantage of her and convince her to have raw sex with you and are able to impregnate her)

>> No.40955368
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40955368

Get on Reimu's good side, earn some favors... then have her give you the perfect wife to pay you back.

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40955435

Why am I Gensokyo? Died?

>> No.40955492

>>40954835
>The girls would not like you.
That already happens in this world. At least in Gensokyo the girls would be a thousand times cuter, so at least I could appreciate their beauty (specially the fairies).

>>40954854
Trust me, some of us are not.

>> No.40955568

>>40955492
>Trust me, some of us are not.
Speak for yourself I have a dad bod and can run almost 3 feet before getting winded.

>> No.40955659

I think I'm pretty charming at the very least
I am really sickly though so unless going to Gensokyo unlocked some youkai power in me or whatever I ain't gonna last long working.

Today is my birthday though so you know what I'd take my chances if some particular youkai wanted to gap me over as a birthday surprise...

>> No.40955697

they don't have to like me, they just have to want my big dick

>> No.40955712
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>>40954835
Yeah, no, I don't like flying around in bullet hell crap like It's the 1990s again like I'm playing Galaga again only it's some dumbass bastardized version of it with "anime" girls who don't even have an anime.

>> No.40955826

>>40955712
Of course you don't, tripcode.

>> No.40955858

>>40955712
trip niggers, everyone

>> No.40955884
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>>40955858
Yeah we don't like you newshits either. You are clearly new. Lurk 20 years before speaking to me again.

>> No.40955995

>>40955236
>>40955254
you need to be a little more positive, if you actually manage to survive your first days i think you could manage to get on her good side... donations comes a long way

>> No.40956033

>>40954835
Not even that, they'd right up eat you, majority of /jp/ anons are cutesokyofags

>> No.40956060

>>40954835
I don't even want to go the gensokyo anyways.

>> No.40956073

>>40956060
Good choice, the entire cute girl facade is to lure you in anon, they're scary youkai eating outsiders

>> No.40956186

I'm going for a fairy when I get to Gensokyo

>> No.40956261

>>40956073
Not all of them are youkai

>> No.40956269

>>40956261
Even those who aren't are more or less youkai sympathizers, so be wary still

You could try going to the village and live there but it's boring as fuck

>> No.40956282

hows the bucket, crab?

>> No.40956306

>>40954835
I know that. Thats why Im hitting gym and losing some weight.

Gotta be strong and handsome in order to handle Kanako.

>> No.40956321

>>40955712
>>40955884
>really bad bait
oh no, it's retarded.

>> No.40956329

>>40956321
who are you quoting?

>> No.40956348

>>40956329
>>11591438

>> No.40956368

>Giving attention to the attentionwhore instead of filtering
Great job, you muppets.

>> No.40956389

>>40956368
>>40956329

>> No.40956400

>>40956329
>>>40956329
>who are you quoting?
>>40956389
>>>40956368
>>>40956329
HE SAID THE THING

>> No.40956445
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>> No.40956553

>>40954956
They can still see you.

>> No.40956761
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40956761

I don't want them to like me. I want them to hate it the entire time.

>> No.40956912

>>40954854
I'm slowly coming to the realization that I am at least 5'10 and not 5'8 like I thought for years. I'm 99.5% white with light eyes and only slight balding.

>> No.40956919
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>>40954835
Good, if I went to gensokyo I wouldn't like them either.

>> No.40956920
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40956920

>>40954835

>> No.40957064

I'm going there to gain power, not a wife

>> No.40957090

>>40956920
That's rich coming from an arrogant hairy ape that never respects other people's privacy.

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>>40957090

>> No.40957998
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>>40956073
Plus the gensokyo ain't got anything weird like Khezu here.

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>>40956920
Only someone as kind as Satorin would have the consideration to tell me right away how much I disgust her instead of giving me vague mixed messages that confuse and give me false hopes!
I'll go to Gensokyo and fight through all the way down to Chireiden so that I may die by her hand! siccing a pet on me is fine too!
She may use my fleshy soggy corpse however she pleases!

>> No.40958925

>>40957107
Your sister may as well be dead lmao.

>> No.40959547

>>40954835
Yeah, you maybe.
I've always said this.

>> No.40959748
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>>40958820
Thank you for your donation, you'll make Koishi happy.

>> No.40960376

>>40954835
Of course not, at least not at first and they obviously wouldn't fall head over heels for you.
But that doesn't mean you can't befriend at least some of them.

>> No.40961210

>>40958820
At this level of schizophrenia you may just end up becoming friends with koishi

>> No.40961441
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>>40955435
yes
this is the first sight you see

>> No.40961468
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>>40958820

>> No.40962029
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>>40961441
I'd prefer the two best fairies.

>> No.40962467

>>40961210
>you may just end up becoming friends with koishi
Not possible
Koishi seems like the kind of person you could be friends with, but then like ten years after being best buds she randomly thinks it'd be funny to tear you apart without thinking of the consequences

>> No.40965073

Don't got for the big shots or gods

Go for Lily White. She can't even fight back! If a human kid can restrain her, imagine how much an adult human man can dominate her!

>> No.40965099

>>40965073
you'd be okay 3 of 4 seasons but she pops off in spring

>> No.40965272

>>40959748
Grimsokyo is not canon they said.

>> No.40965349

>>40965099
She's livelier in Spring but still a total weakling pushover. Her vagina is probably tighter during Spring too because it's the fertility season so it's a win-win

>> No.40965735

>>40954835
Disgusted Flan is cute Flan.

>> No.40965758

>>40954835
That's cute tho so i will allow it.

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>>40954835
Even the most disgusting /jp/ NEET smells a million times better than Shion

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>>40954835
Is this flan chan's new designated thread?

>> No.40966707

>>40956761
>you WILL live in the village
>you WILL live like a peasant
>you WILL serve the youkai
>you WILL be happy

>> No.40966716
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>>40966707
This is both Akyuu propaganda and propaganda from the sages themselves
Don't submit, fight back

>> No.40966899
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40966899

>>40965073
Anon, raping girls is very rude.

Given the chance, I would gently caress and cuddle my 2hu

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>>40966899
>Anon, raping girls is very rude.
I can't help it, I have a rape fetish.

>> No.40967914

>>40967634
Somehow, I feel Star only pretends to fight back but actually likes it.
She seems like a lewd fairy

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>>40956912
>slight balding

>> No.40969694

>>40966716
Any kind of direct attack against anyone from the main cast will end up in your dead if you are lucky, your best chances are to either work like a peasant or take odd jobs that the human inhabitants at the village are too afraid to do, but none of that matters if you don’t get the favor of the shrine maidens to get SOME youkais off your back. I don’t believe in Grimsokyo but expecting cutesokyo would be a fatal mistake, but would all of the be worth it just for having a chance with your beloved?

>> No.40969804

>>40967976
Gensokyo is a land where miracles happen. You should be able to grow back your hair

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>>40956761
>>40966707
You vill eat (out) ze bugs.

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I'd beg to work at rinnosuke's shop as like a cl*rk or janitor or something and try to apprentice in the art of making magitech stuff.
I'd even try to boost about my knowledge of outside world tech to increase his considerations of hiring me.
also on another note there's no way a random human(maybe even humans) ending up in gensokyo wouldn't be the work of the gap hag as part of some nefarious plot(probably just wanting to increase the human population for some reason) so I'd probably try investigating that for the pure sake of curiosity, and being in the good graces of someone who knows the gap hag could help

>> No.40978500

>>40972190
>I'd beg to work at rinnosuke's shop
How unbecoming

>> No.40978742

>>40961441
Hey, you’re finally awake.

>> No.40978774
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>>40961441
Turns out the fairies were taking turns spitting in your mouth while you were asleep.

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>>40954835
Obviously not all girls would, but maybe one will.

>> No.40978925
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>>40978500
There are few options.
>work at the SDM, high death rate but access to the library and maybe magic teaching fi you beg enough to patchy
>the human village, boring as shit unless you get work on the secret youkai bar
>rinnosuke's "shop", fuck all of work most of the time, some interesting visitors, you probably dont get paid with money, can beg marisa for magic tips every time she visits

>> No.40978943

I played eraTohoTW and I fucked every 2hu and they all love me so that statement is false

>> No.40979001
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40979001

1. Live in secret in the woods
2. Sneak up on people who wander outside
3. Hack them up and eat them
4. Oh no a youkai must've got them ahhhhhh
FINALLY A DREAM COME TRUE

>> No.40979006

>>40978742
You were trying to cross the Border, right? Walked right into that youkai ambush.

>> No.40979015

Please post more 2hus with disgusted expressions, it makes me horny.

>> No.40979052 [SPOILER] 
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>>40979015
I want to give you an erection so badly so here you go

>> No.40979857

>>40979052
>I want to give you an erection
Shut up you slut.

>> No.40980393

>>40978943
There are many universes and we are talking about those which may not bring such of a happy end.

>> No.40980437
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>>40979857

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>>40955298

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>>40978774
Little shits, I'm going to prank them as payback
We'll see how they like it

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>>40979052
>>40980437
>facominn
That's the stuff

>> No.40983171

>>40978774
I want to rape Sunny and Star, and make love with Luna-chan.

>> No.40985606

>>40981021
You gave them so much delicious food that it made their tummies bloat?
I'm not sure where the prank comes in.

>> No.40985851

>>40981132
Sad he isn't posting art anymore

>> No.40991093

>>40954854
You have too much faith on /jp/ies

>> No.40991108

>>40991093
Even if you think you're ugly you will always be beautiful in my eyes, anon

>> No.40993325

>>40954835
Thats fine. Sure people may not likee me but Im sure there wouldn't be universal hate either. Theres plenty of other shit in Gensokyo thats interesting other then girls. Hell a lot of it thats interesting to me is its state of being and a Sancturary for the forgotten... Oh and magic. I'd just buckle down there then and study magic potentially then.

>> No.40996939

>>40954835
But my mom says im handsome and have a great personality and that I should move the hair out of my face.
She wouldn't lie, would she?

>> No.40998072

>>40996939
anon....

>> No.40998517

>>40954854
This place is full of wizards.

>> No.40999935

>>40969694
Youkai Hunters were a thing so they must've been effective otherwise, Japan would've been a shithole that never modernized because everyone's is trying to survive.

>> No.41000722

>>40954835
And i wouldn't like them either.

>> No.41001647

>>40955236
Try giving her some donation in her shrine

>> No.41001659

>>40955298
0k0j0 preggo art is top tier

>> No.41001681

>>40956920
I'll force her to read the entire 2hu hentai collection in my head until she wet herself

>> No.41001690

>>40961441
Challenge those dummies in a game of chess. The loser get raped

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Does not want

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>> No.41013753

>>41013588
Are you saying that even the most disgusting anon has a chance with Remi?

>> No.41013767

>>41013588
>>41013596
Me and my beautiful wife.

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41018561

I will practice music more diligently so as to earn the admiration of Lunasa Prismriver on the offchance that I somehow get into gensokyo

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>>40954835
>>40954854
>>40991093
Reminder that an anime version of most people would look ok if they're not fat, if you're slim and if you're not bald/have a black nose irl then you'd probably look like whatshisface from Konosuba. That's an average anime guy. Nevertheless if you're even 5 kg overweight then you'd be depicted like a fat otaku with glasses, any fatness basically makes you a creep or an ugly bastard.

>> No.41021347

>>40954835
if I made it to gensokyo I would die in 5 seconds when I turn a corner and get eaten by nameless japanese murder youkai #56

>> No.41021582

If I had the change to go to Gensokyo, I'd go to the Misty Lake and pat my dummy tomboy daughteru in the head.

>> No.41027780

>>40967634
>I have a rape fetish
Why do you want to get raped?

>> No.41027804

>>41027780
it's nice to feel desired. presumably.

>> No.41027815

>>41027780
I don't, I want to be the one doing the rape.

>> No.41029629

>>41013596
Why is remilia in bed with Dante from the Devil May Cry series(tm)?

>> No.41031155

>>40954854
They have been sealed behind a barrier for a lonng time, they have never ever seen a male foreing outsider they would probably think we are a new type of yokai given our appearance. So yeah, we have a chance as long as they don't discover there are other races of humans.

>> No.41031193

>>41027815
>I want to be the one doing the rape.
What makes you think that you'll be the one deciding that? You're not worthy.

>> No.41032958

>>41031193
Whether I'm worthy or not doesn't change the fact that I really want to do it.

>> No.41033601

>>41021296
What if I'm 20kg overweight and balding, can I be an ugly NTR bastard?

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>>40978925
>high death rate
Not sure where you're getting that when Remi treats even the largely useless fairy maids well. Plus she already gets living bloodbags from Yukari.

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>>41034642
>she already gets living bloodbags from Yukari.
But I want to become Remimi's bloodbag.
Do you think that if I do my work properly she'll bite my neck as a reward? God, I really hope she does.

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>>40979015

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